Date: Thu, 11 Apr 2002 22:07:53 -0700 From: bawdy pen Subject: ROVING REPORTER #3 (bisex scat ws incest) ROVING REPORTER--Part 3 "What is it, Conchita?" the butler complains, bending over and exposing his ass, "aren't my turds good enough for you? You sure didn't mind eating my shit off the Master's prick! Dig that tongue in there." She seems hesitant and alarmed, trying to motion Fuller to hike up his trousers. She shifts her eyes back and forth, until the butler finally follows her direction. Then he sees the sneakers... Quickly doing himself up, he rushes to the pantry doorway, surprised to see the Master's 14-year-old son, Hugh, standing there fisting an impressive boner with his pants down to his ankles. Hugh hardly reacts at being caught in such a compromising position. Instead, he adopts the attitude of the upper class...an instinct which comes naturally to him. "What're YOU staring at, Fuller? Get lost. Conchita's gonna give me a blow job! She sucks Daddy...she can suck me!" Fuller instantly straightens up. "Sorry, Master Hugh." He quickly turns and proceeds to depart, giving Conchita a lusty lift of the eyebrows. The girl shrugs. Sure, she'll blow the little twerp. But sucking cock is not her favorite endeavor. The young girl likes assholes...assholes and shit! It's a pleasure she was introduced to by her deceased father back in Puerto Rico. From the age of 9, the girl can remember no better thrill than licking on her daddy's shitting turd while the man fingered her hairless little twat. Her little mound would twitch while she licked the sticky column of brown sludge her father's insistent buttocks produced. Achieving her first orgasm at 12, the girl fondly remembered it as the time Daddy finger-fucked her while they shared licking duty at each end of his steamy turd! Oh, yes. Daddy wouldn't ask his little angel to do anything he wouldn't do! The very first time it progressed that far, she sat, mesmerized, watching her father take a healthy shit into his own hands, then she watched the man lick on the sticky column before he offered it to his young daughter. She didn't hesitate one iota. The smell certainly didn't bother her. Her father had very lax attitudes toward hygiene, and often kept his anal region in a soiled state. The child knew no other. All she knew was that Daddy loved her and played with her often. In gratitude, initially, she agreed to lick his hole clean when necessary. Daddy's hole! She loved Daddy's hole! Oh, sure, the first time was bitter, but Daddy explained that the bitterness was because of the vitamins. Sucking Daddy's asshole gave her her daily vitamins! Wanting to be healthy for him, the child sucked away at his grimy shithole, trying to catch the essence of every vitamin available! She knows better now...but she's hooked! "Wait!" Hugh cries out to Fuller. Dutifully, the butler returns. "I....uh..." the boy seems unsure of himself, momentarily, but he quickly assumes the dominant air of his social training. Still, the squeak in his voice, and his hesitation, give away his inward insecurities. "You two are...are...poop-eaters! I gotta poop! Who's gonna eat it?" Nonplussed, Fuller approaches the boy. For a long time, now, he's admired the way the lad's been developing. He hadn't anticipated anything like this so soon, but he certainly welcomes it. He gazes at the boy's lithe body, creamy and delicious. Like his father, his prick is well developed. Many times he's imagined, in his fantasies, Hugh lying on his bed playing with himself, picturing the lad stroking his randy organ, wondering what sexual delights go through the boy's mind. Now, perhaps he knows. "Master Hugh," he says with authority, but quite candidly, "You are mistaken. If you wish to shed some 'poop' , Conchita, I am sure, will be most accommodating. I, however, do not engage in such activities in an active manner. But tell me, where do you derive your information?" Standing stiffly, the boy replies. "Father has instructed me in...in...those subjects. Only yesterday he explained the truth of an older man's desire to eat the turds of young boys! He bade me shit for him, and I did. I...I was quite proud of Father as he allowed me to watch him perform the ritual. He...he ate it right down!" he gushes. Sensing a momentary break in Hugh's controlled demeanor, Fuller presses the boy. "Ah, yes, quite natural then, hunh, young master? I assume you found no distate in such an activity?" "Well..." the boy hesitates, "it was rather filthy, I'd say." "Filthy?" Fuller asks. "Yes...extremely!" the boy says, "but fun! I like bein' dirty!" "Tell me, Master Hugh," Fuller continues. "Are you prepared to do what your father has done when you come of age?" "Certainly not!" he screams. "Will...will I have to? I really don't quite understand it. But I've seen you...shit ...for Mother and Father. I've watched Conchita...!" "So, Master Hugh, you have a spy-hole!" "YES I DO!" he cries, triumphantly. "I'VE SEEN YOU...DO IT ALL!" "And you wish to become a part of it, I presume?" Fuller enquires. "Y-YES!" he stammers, thrusting his pretty boner forward. "Very well, then you must know that..." he hesitates, carefully forming his words in such a manner as to preserve his well-paying job, "your father's proclivities are not exactly universal. I, for one, may accommodate those wishing to eat my droppings, but I do not do likewise. Certainly, Conchita here, would delight in your young turds. She'll be most willing, and obedient. Myself, I'll most happily lick and suck your splendid member and ingest the creamy product of your lovely young balls! That under- stood, simply present those luscious buttocks to Conchita, she'll be happy to receive your offering." "Quit talking so formal!" the boy cries. "I gotta take a shit! You wanna suck me while I do it?" Dropping all pretense, Fuller exclaims as he kneels before the boy, "Right you are, you little bugger! Feed me that tender prick! Spread your legs wide and press down... SHIT IN THE CUNT'S MOUTH. Eat his lovely turd, Conchita! You love the master's shit, now eat it from his horny offspring. THE LAD NEEDS TO TAKE A SHIT! EAT IT OUT OF HIS PRETTY ASSHOLE WHILE I DRINK THE JUICE FROM HIS BALLS!" Gasping at the mouth now wrapped around his young, turgid prick, Hugh pumps back and forth. Fuller grasps him around the buttocks and pulls them apart. Conchita quickly goes to her knees and starts to lick up and down the boy's asscrack. Twisting his head around, Hugh pushes his bum into the girl's face. "I hope you like it that way, you twat!" he snarls, "Father said from now on I shouldn't wipe after shitting. Someone will want to clean me. Lick it off, Conchita! LICK MY SHIT!" Fuller kneels and takes every stab of the boy's randy pecker. Conchita kneels and licks at the boy's asshole ravenously! The delightful sensations finally get to the boy, and his knees start to buckle. "Grab the wall!" Fuller orders. Hugh spreads his arms and presses them against the doorway walls for balance. Fuller inserts his arms inside the boy's legs and lifts his body up until his legs go over Fuller's shoulders, his crotch mashed into the butler's face. That left his ass spread and open. Conchita sucks at his young asshole, feeling the boy's pushings. The lad wants to shit... desperately. And shit he will! Straddled high, he jams his young cock into the butler's mouth and groans lasciviously, simultaneously squirting a massive dose of young sperm into the butler's mouth...and a sweet, healthy turd from his anus into Conchita's hungry mouth. Shitting and coming at the same time, Hugh screams his delight! He presses down harder and bolts another little turd into the girl's hands. At the same time, the total release of his sphincter muscles give vent to a powerful stream of piss into Fuller's mouth! The butler gulps it down excitedly--more than willing to receive any fluids the lad's prick might deliver to him. He drinks the boy's salty urine, loving the taste and force of it. Sucked, beshitted, but not satiated, Hugh drops down and begins to tear at the butler's trousers. "Give it to me...hurry! I've never done it." Reaching in, he quickly wrestles the man's enormous erection free and his pants down. Then he sucks on it! As an amateur, to be sure, but with intense enthusiasm! "SQUIRT, FULLER!" the boy cries. "I WANNA DRINK IT!" Holding the youngster's head to his prick, Fuller blasts a full load into his young virgin mouth. He fully expects the lad to choke on it, but is surprised when the boy gulps it down quickly and sucks for more! He's tempted to flood the boy's mouth with hot piss, but can't. Hugh looks up, running his tongue over his cockjuice streaming lips, and pleads, "Go ahead, Fuller, piss! I pissed in your mouth. I didn't mean to...but I liked doing it. Go ahead, I'll drink it!" "Can't, Master Hugh. But look. Witness the girl as she eats your turd!" He quickly turns and watches Conchita as she mindlessly fingers her cunt while stuffing the boy's shit into her mouth! "Put your head down there, Lad," Fuller directs. "Get between her legs and lick all you can reach...she'll flood your mouth directly!" Still excited, and quickly getting another steely erection, the boy slithers between the housekeeper's oblivious thighs. Just as much as he enjoyed draining the butler's prick with his mouth, the boy avidly begins to suck the hairy genitals of the girl. He slops his tongue up and down her pussy, over her asshole, then wrenches apart her labia and attaches his mouth there, contentedly sucking away. Fuller bends over and catches Conchita's shit-eating attention. "Piss in the boy's mouth, girl, PISS!" Conchita, becoming alert, nods. Savoring the taste of the boy's young shit, she flexes her muscles and wriggles her pussy across the lad's mouth. Then, finally holding still, she allows him his firm attachment, and proceeds to flood the boy's mouth with pints of hot, steaming piss! The child gulps it down as his unheld prick throbs and sends streams of luscious boyjuice everywhere! "SO!" A voice booms. "Seems my boy is making progress!" The Master stands in the doorway, his trousers and underwear splayed at his ankles. "I'm proud of you, my boy. You drank the lady's piss right down. Now suck me, while I gleam a turd from Fuller's pungent asshole!" Hugh hesitates, looking bewildered, and slightly guilty. "SUCK ME, I SAY!" he bellows. "GET RIGHT DOWN HERE AND SUCK ON YOUR DADDY'S BIG PRICK! I'll cream your tonsils while I eat a hot turd from this man's shithole! You're almost fully initiated, boy. Time to take your place as an adult in this household!" Hugh scrambles up, smiling. "Can I lick your balls, too, Father?" "LICK 'EM, SUCK 'EM, CRAM YOUR LITTLE TONGUE UP MY ASSHOLE, TOO! As a matter of fact, start with that." "Oh, no, Father. I don't think I wanna do th..." "You're my son, Hugh. I know you will enjoy it...in time. But most importantly, YOU WILL OBEY ME! NOW, LICK MY ASSHOLE, HUGH! SHOVE YOUR TONGUE IN THERE AND SMELL YOUR DADDY'S ASS!" Cowering, Hugh shuffles on his knees toward his father's obscenely outthrust naked buttocks. The man had removed his trousers and underwear, and knelt down. He'd reached behind and pulled open his asscrack, pushing it back at the boy. Then he grabbed the boy hehind the neck and pulled his face into the smelly crevice. "Oh, yeah, so fucking hot! Always wanted my boy sucking at my ass! Come on, boy. You and Dad are gonna spend a lot of time from now on--our faces up each other's assholes... and others. I loved eating your sweet turd, boy! Been wantin' to eat shit outta your ass for years! I haven't cleaned recently, Hugh. Not since I last bolted a big smelly turd! LICK ME, CHILD! LICK YOUR DADDY'S SHIT! CLEAN THE FUNKY SHIT FROM MY ASSHOLE! IT TASTES GOOD! I KNOW THAT CAUSE I LICK MY OWN SHIT!" Fuller could attest to that. He'd watched the Master lay on the bed, legs pulled back to his chest, pumping out turds while watching Fuller do the same into either Conchita's or his wife's mouth. Then he'd rapidly finger out his hole, licking up the last of his own shit, while watching Fuller's turd being consumed. Then Fuller would bend down and suck him, hot cream bursting down his throat, while the Master still licked on his fingers! "Come on, Fuller, bend it over and give me a luscious, smelly turd to eat while my boy licks the SHIT outta my ASS! You gotta fart in your mother's face, boy! Mother loves to smell farts! She'll eat your turds, too! Eat her little boy's turds right down! Gonna shit for your Momma. Gonna shit for your Dad. Your old bunghole's gonna be sore for a while, lad, with all those mouths sucking at you! GIVE ME A TURD, FULLER! I'm fucking hungry for some hot shit!" Glad he hadn't delivered to Conchita earlier, Fuller was more than prepared. With a delicious feeling of dominance, he backed himself up to the outthrust tongue, squatting and resting his hands on his knees, and started to grind his fragrant bottom over the Master's face. Young Hugh, after a few half-hearted squirmings of disgust, suddenly caught the intoxicating aroma of his father's splayed shithole. His hands went to the mature buttocks and excitedly pulled them apart. As if in anticipation of having his son's face down there, the Master had shaved the region of all hair. Not so much to give it a 'clean' appearance...for it certainly was NOT clean...but to make his asshole all the more obscene looking. The naked, fat lips, along with the spicy aroma, worked the magic. Hugh began to mindlessly lap his tongue up and down his Daddy's asscrack. He glued his mouth to the stinky hole. His prick sprung up hard and dripping, causing the boy to slurp into the man's butt all the more energetically. "Pull away, boy. Watch this. Gonna shit in your mouth some day, Hugh. DADDY'S GONNA LET YOU EAT HIS TURD!" Suddenly, there's silence as Fuller obscenely opens his asshole and bolts a steamy turd into the Master's mouth. Hugh watches as his father devours it! His cock throbs, hard and dripping, watching his father mouthe the greasy turd, suctioning it down into his throat! The boy stared, wide-eyed. He'd seen it before...but not this closely. "That's how you eat shit, boy!" the Master exclaims, licking his lips of the remnants of Fuller's crap! Suddenly, he cries out, pushing the boy's face back to his asshole. "Got to do it now, boy!" the man warns, squatting down. "Time's come. Get under me and put your hands and face at my asshole. Daddy's gonna take a big shit, right now! Yessir! GONNA FUCKIN' SHIT ON MY BOY'S FACE!" Hugh did as directed, amazement in his eyes. On his back, he nestled under the man's thighs until the protrud- ing, swollen anus was just above his mouth. He can't help himself. With a low moan, he leans up and begins to lick at the dangerously opened hole--even sticking it in and swirling around the spread edges of the rubbery, stinking anus. He doesn't pull away until he hears his father's voice. "Catch it, Hugh! Play with it. Lick it if you want to! Go ahead, lick Daddy's shit! Oh...here it comes!" The Master bolts a monstrous dark turd into his son's upthrust hands. Conchita wriggled her way between the kid's thighs, and has the boy's springy pecker in her mouth and her hand fondling his tight balls...a finger jammed up his throbbing asshole. Wide-eyed, Hugh watches the stinky column of hard turd emerge from his father's anus into his own hands. He holds the big thing reverently, working his nose around to smell it. Conchita receives a plentiful dose of boycum down her throat just as Hugh lustily begins to lick up and down his father's hot, smelly turd! Reaching down and pushing it away, the Master settles his bottom onto his son's mouth. The boy groans and moans, sucking away at the deliciously hot shitty orifice! Sighing at the boy's obvious capitulation, Fuller knows it won't be long before he's regularly shitting into the dirty little boy's mouth. THE NEXT WEEK Folks, from your calls and letters, perhaps we should change the name of our program to "The Penthouse." It's becoming your favorite upper-class soap opera! Now the thing that surprises us is that those folks must NEVER watch television. Of course, we're well aware that they have other things on their minds! Nevertheless, most of our subjects become aware--either by viewing or being alerted by friends--that they're being recorded. My guess is that their friends are enjoying their antics so much that they've refrained from alerting them. There's a lesson to be learned here--fitting for these times--and that's "Fuck loyalty...give us a good show!" Well, we've got a good show for you. More developments in our continuing saga of "The Shit Family Robinson." That's the family name--Robinson. Tonight, we come in on Hugh Robinson, the snotty young teenager of the family. Like most teenage boys, and all adult men, he's obsessed with the thing that grows between his legs. He can't keep his hands off it. But this particular fellow is just as fascinated with his other end, checking out his own butt in the floor-length closet mirror. He's sitting on the edge of the bed, jacking off and fingering his butthole. Suddenly, his father bursts in on him...naked. But Hugh doesn't budge or try to hide it. "HUGH! Pull that finger outta your ass and take your hand off your prick! You're gonna rub all the skin off one of these days you little faggot!" "I'm not a faggot!" he boy cried out defensively, still not covering up. "Hmmm," the Master intoned derisively. Then he got a good look at the kid's bulbous, gaping asslips. "Mmm, how come your shithole's so deliciously hanging out and ravaged looking? You been buggering yourself with something?" "Yeah. I've been sticking fingers in there and messing about and looking at it." "Ha! Looks good enough to eat. Well, get the rest of those clothes off. Nina, get in here!" Hugh's charming mother appeared in the doorway, naked but for a see-through dressing gown. She smiled sweetly at the startled boy. Regardless of what the boy had seen at his 'peephole,' he wasn't prepared to be so close to his mother in a sexual way. Both parents sat on the bed on either side of the lad. Now, Hugh tried to cover up. "You hear that? Junior here says he's not a faggot. Tell me, Hugh, DID YOU BLOW THE BUTLER? SUCK THE HOT JUICE FROM HIS COCK? DID YOU SHIT IN YOUR DADDY'S MOUTH? DID YOU LICK ALL OVER YOUR DADDY'S HOT SMELLY TURD AS IT CAME OUT OF MY ASS?!" He pulled the covers from the boy's naked body. "You're a faggot, alright, Hugh...or I'll know the reason why!" He fondled the kid's genitals openly. Hugh blushed, but his prick rose quickly when his mother began to stroke it. She was a quiet, loving woman, and stayed the same now. "That's it, boy. Get that pecker up and spread your legs. Mommy and Daddy are gonna have some fun with you! But first, it's time we told you just how you came about." He kissed his son on the lips, then began his explanation. "Me, I've always been a sexual outlaw. I'll suck, fuck, lick, and eat turds out of any male or female that turns me on. I even blew a horse once, then fucked his fat shitty asshole! Now, your mother here, she's a sweet delicate woman. That's a fact, and I love her dearly. But when I met her she was crouched down in an alley giving knobjobs to four sailors! They were so insistent, that she couldn't handle it. So I got down and helped her out. Between the two of us, we blew those sailors dry! After they left, I spread your mother over a barrel and fucked her up the ass! You see, as sweet as she is...and correct me if I'm wrong, darling...your mother is not very bright. She's a born cocksucker, loves licking a guy's sweaty balls, and after I introduced her to it, craves eating shit! Loves chompin' hot turds, doncha, dear?" The missus nods pleasantly, stroking Hugh's teenage cock up and down. "Momma's gonna eat the sweet shit from your ass, Hugh!" the man continued, "but let me tell you why. Finding each other compatible in our lusty desires, we got married and became a success. We decided to have a child, mainly because we wanted a little body to play with, to molest, to guide for our own pleasure. You weren't meant to be a normal child, you were meant to be our plaything. We love you dearly, Hugh, and absolutely gobbled you up when you were young. Those were the times before you had any memory. You'd be surprised at how often we shared licking all over your little body, sucking on your dick and drinking your piss. We licked your little asshole, too, and between the ages of 1 and 3, we gobbled up immense amounts of your sweet boyshit. When your time for memory accumulation began, we decided to find our delights elsewhere and allow you to develop normally. We weren't abandoning our plans for you...we were allowing you to ripen. You're ripe, boy. Now we intend to enjoy the fruits of your body! "You've already begun to enjoy being a dirty little boy. You have the lusty genes we've given you. Now it's only for you to understand that your purpose, the thing you were made for, is to be a producer and consumer of delicious human secretions! Your mother and I want the sweat from your healthy young balls, the nectar from your incredibly beautiful fine prick along with its hot piss, saliva from your mouth, the drippings out of your armpits, the fragrance of your grungy feet, and especially the smells and expulsions from your exquisite anus and rectum! I've told your mother how delicious your sweet turds are, and she's crazy to get her mouth at your asshole! You're gonna love it, boy! Your mother loves eating shit even more than I do. From now on, you'll be included in everything. We'll shit over your face, and allow you to watch, and lick, as one of us eats a turd from the other's hot smelly asshole! "We don't wash our asses, son, and you won't from now on. I told you that before. We want your butthole to have a constant array of delicious, crusty flavors! And I mentioned that Mommy likes farts in her mouth. Don't you ever hold back, boy. If you're standing around and feel the need to fart, you say so. Put your butt in your Momma's face and let her smell you up. Your mother's big cunt throbbed for ten minutes the other night when I told her you licked all over my turd. She really wants to watch you do it. She'll even help you lick it. Mother and Son licking away on Daddy's hot turd! You're gonna suck on your Momma's asshole, too, boy, besides eating out her smelly twat! Gonna get your face down there, too, so you can lick my prick while I fuck her up the asshole! I'll dig in real deep and get a bunch of shit all over my dick. Then I'll pull it out and let you lick her shit off! "One more thing, Hugh. We like nasty talk. You feel like saying something dirty...you go right ahead. Now, what do you say to this?" "I...I think I'm gonna like this! And I can call you names, too?" "Certainly, we want you to. Not in public, of course." "Great! Um, that's feels good you playing with my a- asshole, Da...C-COCKSUCKER! It's okay if I start now, isn't it?" "Absolutely!" the Master laughed, fingering the boy's hole. Hugh reached over and fondled his mother's tit. "MOMMA, YOU FILTHY SHIT-EATING CUNT! I GOT A BIG FAT TURD UP MY ASSHOLE. PUT YOUR FACE DOWN THERE AND LET YOUR SWEET LITTLE BOY TAKE A BIG SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH! I WANNA WATCH YOU EAT IT. THEN I'M GONNA SUCK OUT DADDY'S ASSHOLE WHILE YOU BLOW ME!" "Hot damn, Nina! Kid's got his Daddy's mouth. Sounds like you've been saving up those words for a long time, Hugh." "I know what's been going on," the boy admitted, a proud smirk on his face. "I drilled a peephole. I've been watching you two do filthy things for a long time. At first, I was disgusted. But I kept watching because it always gave me a hard boner. The thing I really couldn't understand was the way you talked to Mom." "You have to understand, baby. Underneath all her beautiful clothes and jewelry, your mother is nothing but a two-bit whore. Hell, if I hadn't made all this money we'd both be down on the bowery sucking cock! I've seen your mother suck some ugly grungy pricks that I wouldn't even touch! She'd slurp up the lumpy bitter dregs from their balls while I fucked her asshole. I'd get so pissed at her indiscriminate taste, that I'd tell the guy to piss in her mouth. The dumb slob would laugh like a cretin and spread his legs. He'd grab your mother by the hair and pull her head back onto his slimy prick and relieve himself down her throat! She'd gag and sputter a bit, urine pouring from her lips, but she'd drink most of it while I fucked her cunt or ass full of my cream!" "Wow, Mom! You really are a sleazy slut, aren't you?" "Yes, darling!" she cooed. "Here, suck on Momma's tits while Daddy gets your sweet little bottom opened up some more." Hugh buried his face in his mother's bosom, kissing and licking on the perky tit-ends. But, ultimately, they held little fascination for him. He raised his head and looked into his mother's face. "Momma? Does your pussy stink?" "Oh, my little baby, why don't you just stick your finger down there and find out for yourself? That's it, right in there. Ummm...you little darling. STICK IT RIGHT UP MY HOT TWAT! You don't have to be tender with it, baby, go ahead...FINGER-FUCK YOUR MOMMA! RAM IT RIGHT UP IN THERE! Ooooh, yeah...I'm creaming all over your finger! Now pull it out and smell it, Hugh. Sniff my pussy juice!" The boy held the sticky finger to his nose and smelled it. "HOLY MACKEREL! BOY, THAT SMELLS WORSE THAN SHIT, MOMMA!" The woman smiled. "Yes, I am rather pungent down there." "Your mother epitomizes the expression 'smelly cunt'," the father offered, "but I'd guess you're probably getting more than a few whiffs of stale cum from that bellboy... what's his name, dear?" "Armando!!" "Yeah, Armando. Creasy spic with the biggest hang you ever seen! Must be 11, 12 inches. Comes up here once in a while to fuck her pussy raw. Blew him once or twice myself, but I usually leave him to Nina. He don't care where he shoves his prick, but he's definitely a pussy man, and she likes ridin' that monster. Must be an avid beerdrinker, though. The bastard's cum tastes like rotten dinosaur eggs!" "Oh, your father exaggerates. Lick your finger, darling. Armando's cum is a bit venomous, but I just LOVE the way it burns my throat! I'll have him up some day... you'll just adore his big cheesy cock, I'm sure. He'll let you blow him. He said young boys just love to lick all over his huge cock!" Hugh obeyed, sucking the oily finger into his mouth. "Kinda peppery. I'll give him a try, Momma," Hugh promised, "but right now," he threw his legs back and grabbed his thighs, "I WANNA WATCH YOU SUCK ON MY POOPHOLE! PULL YOUR FINGER OUT, DADDY, I WANT TO FEEL MOTHER'S TONGUE LICKIN' AND SUCKIN' ME DOWN THERE! Hold my head up, willya Dad? I wanna see the bitch suckin' on my shithole!" Nina nearly ripped the nightgown from her body. She stood there for a second, naked and trembling, then quickly fell onto her son's asshole to pay it homage. "She's a noisy butt-sucker, Hugh thought, while the woman that bore him made moist, lusty sounds as she ate her son's tangy shithole! The boy's father had done a fine job of dilating his precious little bung, and she lapped pleasantly, grateful that Hugh's anus was well relaxed and gaping open. She pointed her lascivious flesh-spoon and began to tongue- fuck in and out, pushing the boy's thighs back! The Master, holding the boy's head up and swiping his big dick over his son's forehead, began to make lewd comments. "AH, LOOK AT HER GO! YOUR MOMMA CAN SUCK A GUY'S ASSHOLE OUT BETTER THAN A DRAG QUEEN IN THE MARINE BARRACKS! EVEN BETTER THAN MOST HIGH SCHOOL COACHES!" The woman used her thumbs to spread the boy's silky opening apart. "Oh, my precious darling," his mother gushed breathlessly between laps of her tongue, "it's just as smooth and tasty as I remember it. A little stronger, perhaps, but that's marvelous. I've been waiting so long for you to mature. I loved your creamy baby shit, but I'm going to simply adore dining on your ripe manturd!" "I can see why Daddy fell in love with you. You're such a silver-tongued sweet-talker, Momma," Hugh quipped. "I got something special for you first. Open your mouth and put it at my hole!" She did. Hugh strained, and the extremely long HISSSS was barely heard. It was similar to--and indeed was--a gas-pipe leak. Had a match been struck they would have all blown up! His mother coughed and sputtered, trying to swallow the pungent fart. She sniffed her son's gaping anus and had an intense orgasm! "MY GOD, BOY...THAT'S FUCKING PUTRID!" the Master cried as the odorous fart filled the small bedroom. The woman's pussy throbbed and dripped and the two male organs got even stiffer as the atmosphere quickly resembled that of an outhouse. "HOW CAN A CHILD'S BOTTOM CONTAIN SUCH FOUL, NOXIOUS SMELLS?!" Hugh followed it up with an abundance of loud sputterings. His anus flapped wildly emitting more of the ghastly fumes as he shamelessly farted into his mother's face! "Oh, Henry!" she rubbed her nose lasciviously over the boy's expanded shit canal, drawing in as much as she could by nose and mouth of the gamey aroma. She was absolutely vulgar in the way she sucked in the gaseous delights and swallowed them! "OUR SON! HE'S SO FLAVORFUL!" "Yes, Nina my darling," the Master said sarcastically. "Smells more to me like Fuller took a shit up the boy's ass a week ago and it's been fermenting ever since!" "Y-you said she'd like it, Father," Hugh looked up and whispered. "She does, Son, she does," the Master leaned down to his ear. " She gets off even more if I tell her how awful it is. Not bad, boy. You'll have to churn one of those up for me sometime. I could learn to enjoy heady farts like that from your cushy little bum! "SUCK IT UP, NINA! BOY FARTS LIKE A LONGSHOREMAN, DON'T HE?" "Oh, it's wonderful. Best I've ever had!" She smiled and wiped her burning eyes. "Even better than Armando's?" he teased. "What? His baby bellboy farts? You must be kidding! Is my sweetheart ready to shit? Mommy's pussy is leaking juice all over the carpet. Are you ready to squeeze me out some of your goodies?" "I-I'll try, Momma!" Hugh tentatively pushed his sphincter. He knew there was a big turd up there, he could feel its pressure along his rectal walls. But he hadn't shit in a couple of days, and felt that it was massive, hard, and was going to be a chore to expel. "I'm stuffed up, I think. If I do get it out, it won't be easy to eat. I feel like I'm stuffed up with cement!" "No problem, boy," the Master assured him. "Your mother never lets a good turd go to waste. If it's too hard to chew, we'll just sit her in a corner and let her suck away at it until it dissolves in her mouth. That's just as well. Then we can have some fun ourselves!" Hugh strained...hard...testing his muscles. "It...it's almost there, I think. But I'd better go to the bathroom first. If I push much harder, I'm afraid I'll start pissing!" Henry pulled the boy's legs back. "Just let your body go, Son," he directed. "Push that big turd out! TIME TO TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOTHER'S MOUTH! If you have to piss, just let it go...PISS ALL OVER US! You're going to sleep in our bed tonight, anyway." Hugh spread his hands, palms down, onto the bed beside him and pushed hard. With Mother manning his shit tube, and Father bending his legs back, fully exposing his spit- dripping anus, he concentrated on nothing more than emptying out his youthful rectum! "AH!" a little stream of piss squirted onto his belly and rolled down his sides. It was warm and felt delightful. He'd pissed on himself before, in the shower, but this was different. He felt so FREE! Free to just allow his hot urine to splatter as it may. He hadn't realized just how much he had to go, but having his legs wrenched back so tightly made him aware of the painful pressure on his bladder. Gasping, he pressed down on the bed and gave several severe pushes at his sphincter. Each time, a hot stream of piss shot out. Bearing down furiously, he forced his anus to expand incredibly. He gasped in short, staccato breaths. A massively thick brown turd pushed his anus apart and slowly came into the open. It was dark, beautifully sectioned, and had a heavy, glistening coat of slime covering it. Too wide to take in, his mother fondled the object of her affections, and ecstatically licked the assjuice from it! Cuntjuice ran down her legs. Meanwhile, Hugh's prick was exploding pints of hot urine! A seemingly never-ending, forceful stream of salty boypiss erupted from his prick, splattering over the boy's body, his neck and face, and even up to his father's face. The female sucked turd, while the males, mouths open, drank as much of the boy's piss as they could. Yes, the lad was happily drinking his own piss as it splattered all over his face. The feeling of freedom was so powerful, Hugh felt as if he could lie there shitting and pissing forever! "SUCK THE BOY'S TURD, YOU CUNT-FACED BITCH! BEST FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT YOU'LL EVER GOBBLE UP, YOU SLUTTY TWAT!" Excited by the sight of his wife tongue-worshipping their child's precious bowel candybar, and his tasty piss dripping from his lips, his nuts blasted off! Rocking it over the boy's forehead, he spurted huge gobs of cum over his son's face and lips! Hugh bent his head back and sucked the cock in, drinking the last of his Daddy's wonderful cockjuice. The Master leaned over, exhausted, and licked the stinky urine from Hugh's body. His rectum empty, his bladder empty, Hugh twisted around and and pushed his father onto his stomach. It was now time to empty his balls...but first, he'd promised to eat out his Daddy's ass. He pushed the man's legs apart and crawled in between them, settling down comfortably at the foot of the bed. The Master sighed, knowing what the boy was up to, and moaned when he felt the lad's hands pull him apart, exposing his ever-grungy anus. He nearly swooned when he felt Hugh's tongue playfully lapping around his hole. "OOOH! THAT'S IT. NOW SUCK IT, YOU LITTLE ASSLICKING BASTARD!" Hugh hauled off and cracked his palm across his father's butt! "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU SHIT SUCKING DEGENERATE! YOU THINK I HAVEN'T LEARNED ANYTHING? I DON'T WANNA SUCK ALL THE SMELL AWAY!" He slapped him again--hard! I'M GONNA TAKE MY TIME." He gazed at the open, spread anus of his father, "DADDY...JUST RELAX. YOU WANT YOUR LITTLE BOY TO BE AS BIG A QUEER AS YOU ARE, THEN LET ME ENJOY THIS. BESIDES, YOU GOT SO MUCH CRUST AROUND YOUR HOLE...YOU FILTHY SHIT!...IT'S GONNA TAKE ME A WHILE TO CHEW IT ALL OFF!" Hugh's mother giggled around the shit in her mouth. She had such an angelic expresslon on her face as she nursed at her son's turd. The Master spread his legs wider and slightly lifted his ass up. He completely relaxed and reveled in his son's foul abuse and delightful tonguing. The boy was a dream come true. He was fearful that he and Nina would have to force the boy to perform such perversions, but he was proving to be just as lustful and lewd as his parents. His body gently swayed as he enjoyed the youthful lips swabbing his anus. "Oooh, my lovely boy," he cooed, "eat Daddy's asshole. Lick all over that place where thousands of smelly turds have plopped out! Do you like the taste of my shit, Son?" he asked, almost in a whisper. Hugh lifted his face. "Yes, Daddy," he admitted just as tenderly, "I absolutely love the taste. I can see why you like licking your own shit. It's better than candy and... and it smells so great! I could just stay like this forever, Daddy, with my nose up your butt. NOW SHUT UP! I WISH FULLER WAS HERE TO STUFF A BIG TURD IN YOUR MOUTH SO I COULD CONCENTRATE!" The missus burst out laughing. She had settled on the bed, still licking all over the gooey turd, savoring the sight of Hugh thrilling his father while heaping abuse on him. "Fuck him up the ass, Baby," She suggested. "Stick that lovely pecker of yours up his butt and fuck the shit out of him! He doesn't like to admit it, but he adores things shoved up his ass. I've even had my hand in there!" "Not because I wanted you to, bitch! You were just so hungry for my turd, you reached in and grabbed it...pulling out fingers full to suck up! But...yeah, Hugh. Go ahead and shove it in. What man doesn't want his own son to fuck him? Move away. Let me lift up on my knees. Jeez, kid, you got the rest of your life to lick on that fucking hole. PULL YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH OUTTA MY ASS...AND SCREW ME!" Instinctively, Hugh pushed globs of spit up his father's asshole with his tongue. He doubted the man needed it, but it was to be his first fuck and he wanted a smooth ride. Then he stood up on the bed. Henry rose to all fours, anticipating the delight of having his own son shoving hot dick up his tail. Hugh stroked his stiff cock and hunched down, aiming his pecker at the moist, inviting hole. THEN HE SHOVED IT IN TO THE HILT! Henry gasped aloud. Nina giggled. Hugh grabbed ahold of the man's trim buttocks and instantly began to piston his ample cock furiously in and out of his Father's big hole! "OH, JEEZ!" the Master cried, "THAT'S FANTASTIC!" "Fuck your father, Son!" Nina encouraged. "Push your pretty dick up so hard it's coming out his mouth!" Hugh looked over at her outburst. "I'll handle this, Mother. This is my first piece of ass. You just sit there and keep sucking my shit. If you're real good I'll let you lick my cock clean!" "Oh, my little virgin!" Hugh ignored her. FUCKING TWAT, he thought. Doesn't she know when MEN got business to do? He bent over and held onto his father's shoulders, driving his prick in and out of the man's receptive asshole like a pile-driver. He was all fired up--had been for a long while. But this was his first fuck and he tried to make it last. But he was young. Quick to spurt...and quicker to spring another boner almost immediately. And that's just what he did! His brain overflowed with LUST. LUST OF SUCKING AND FUCKING AND LICKING AND SMELLING AND PRICKS AND ASSHOLES AND PUSSIES AND TITS AND SHIT AND BALLS! From a distance, he heard the squishing sounds of his prick pounding away at his father's hungry anus. HIS FATHER'S ANUS! It was squishy and wet. Squishy and wet because he'd had his teenage mouth down there licking and sucking on it! He moved his mouth, while he fucked, imitating how he'd sucked at that smelly hole. Smelly? YES! HIS FATHER DEFINITELY HAD A SMELLY ASSHOLE! And he'd licked at it. HELL, HE'D LICKED THE SHIT OFF OF IT. Why not? He'd already licked his Daddy's turd! Why not lick his shitty asshole? It wasn't so bad. Wasn't so bad? Who was he kidding? He'd dug taking a shit for the housekeeper--letting Conchita eat out his hole and suck on his turd. It was easy...after Daddy--THE MAN HE WAS NOW FUCKING THE BEJEZUS OUT OF--had already cleverly seduced him by supposedly explaining the facts of life to him while examining his naked body, laughingly stroking him to an impressive boner, then showing him his own naked, blood- engorged genitals. He'd unashamedly told him the most outrageous sexual things...how women, and men, would desire to put their mouth at his genitals...and showed him...by jacking him and licking on the end of his dick...lapping his balls...the sensations of jacking off and getting a blowjob. Then he coaxed the boy to lick his fat cockhead so he'd know how a cock felt and tasted. Then his father had started to talk about assholes. He'd pushed the boy's legs up and fingered at him while describing the varied things that could be done with, and to, a guy's shithole. That's what he eventually called it...a SHITHOLE. It was butthole at the first tender fingerings. "Nice butthole, my boy!" Then as he teased it more, and began to describe the sensations an anus could afford, he blatantly referred to it as the asshole. "You have a lovely asshole, Son. Just let me lick my finger and stick it in a ways and you'll understand about nerve endings." Hugh began to understand about nerve endings because his father was stimulating them. Deeply. So deeply, in fact, that he'd touched the boy's turd resting within. "Oh, Hugh. I have my finger on your turd! You need to shit, don't you? Shitting is wonderful. It feels good to do...has a wild smell! And just as some men will desire to blow you, and lick at your ass, other men may have lusty feelings to actually play with your turds. They might want you to take a shit for them. Right in their face, so they get a good look! "I know it's hard to believe, Son. But that's absolutely true. There are men who absolutely crave the pleasure of watching a boy shit! They'll get their faces down there and smell and lick on 'em...right on their stinky turds...and some might actually want to eat it right out of your shithole!" Hugh remembered all this with amusement as he pounded his father's ass with his mighty young prick. His Daddy didn't know it, but Hugh had already shot a massive amount of cum up his ass while thinking about how his father had licked on his dick! But he was young. Quick to spurt...and quick to get another boner. He hadn't even gone down...his mind was still racing and his prick just stayed hard. Hell, why would it go soft? After all, he was fucking his father! Yeah, his father. The man who'd continued his instructions by getting down and demonstrating how some men could get carried away at a young boy's shithole! Hugh was amused at it all...he'd already seen his Mater and Pater sucking shit through his peephole! He wasn't expecting that he'd become involved. But listening to his father's words about what his finger was touching... "Yes, my boy, you certainly do seem to have the need to take a shit. A big one, I'd guess by what I'm feeling in there! Listen, why don't you just let it out and I'll show you how a man can become fascinated with a young boy's turd." "You're not gonna lick it, are you Daddy?" he'd asked, knowing full well. He'd already watched the man suck turds out of the butler! "Well, I shouldn't, Hugh. But I'm going to show you just what some men like to do to young boys. See, they bend them over...like this...then they lick their assholes... like this...then they ask them to shit! Go ahead, do it. I'll show you what they do. Open up and take a big healthy shit, Son, right here in my mouth!" Hugh was rapidly approaching his second orgasm as he remembered how his father had bade him shit a big turd into his mouth...and he remembered how he'd watched the man suck on it and begin to chew and swallow his turd right down! And he remembered what he'd said after watching his father's lewd display. "Amazing! I hope I never run into a man like that!" He remembered the disappointed look on his father's face. "W-why is that, Hugh?" "I'm afraid if I ever met up with a man who'd eat my shit like you just did...well, I'd just wanna do it all the time! I'd always be telling him to get on his knees...like you are...so I could take a big stinky shit in his mouth!" He remembered Father getting a...well, a 'shit-eatin' grin' on his face. "You're not the dumb little fuck I've been taking you for, are you, Son?" "I don't know what you mean, Daddy. Uh, you got a little clump of shit hanging from your chin there. But if you know any gentlemen like you described, please introduce me to them. You see, I shit an awful lot! Seems like I'm always shitting. So if a man like that was nice to me, I think I could give him a whole bunch of turds to eat!" Yeah, a whole bunch of turds! I'll give Daddy a whole bunch of turds...Mamma too! And Conchita. Gonna do some hot licking myself! Hugh blasted another full load up his father's writhing asshole. Then he yanked his dripping cock from the dank pit. "Come on, bitch!" he hurried his mother. "Get over here and clean my prick! Sorry there isn't more smelly shit on it, but suck me anyway!" Henry dropped to his belly. Hugh viciously layed into him, slapping his father's still firm and luscious buns with both hands. The soft flesh stung and wobbled invitingly. "YOU'RE NOT DONE, PRICKLICK! GET YOUR FUCKING ASS BACK UP HERE AND STICK IT IN MY FACE! AND KEEP THAT CUNTHOLE LOOSE...I WANNA SUCK MY JIZZ OUTTA THERE! That revolting hole of yours is no place for my sweet cum! Come on, shit it out while I suck on your whory ass!" The Master was experiencing more pleasure than he'd ever dreamed to be possible. Nothing, in his many years of perversion, through all his lickings and suckings and smellings and fuckings and eatings...could match the excitement of Hugh's words and actions! It wasn't so much that he was sucking out his own cum from his daddy's butthole, because he'd already licked on his daddy's hot turd. It was his enthusiasm! His filthy words! The way he'd slapped his ass and fucked it raw and called his dad a filthy degenerate! By God, the boy was a charm! He quickly flipped over and pulled the boy's cum- dripping lips down to his own. He sucked the boy's mouth! Hugh, in turn, mashed his lips to his Dad's and experienced his first passionate French kiss. And it was good. There was nothing he couldn't do with...or to...his excitingly perverted Dad. "You're hot, boy!" "You're fuckin' hot, too, you filthy, nasty Daddy! Oh, I love you! I really loved fucking you in the butt, Dad. I know we're not supposed to be doing all these shit things, but I like it. Kiss me some more, Daddy. I like kissing you, and smelling you...your dirty ass! I've seen you do it, you know...seen you and Momma eating shit...I got boners! GIVE ME A BONER, DADDY! GIVE ME A BONER AND I'LL EAT ALL THE SHIT YOU WANT! I'LL SUCK OUT ASSHOLES... ANYBODY'S YOU WANT ME TO...ANYBODY'S...JUST AS LONG AS I GET A HARD BONER!" "That's my boy! Whatever gets your prick up...that's the most important thing in life, Son...everything else is bullshit!" "Your father's right, baby," Nina had crawled up to them. The shit had been wiped from her lips, and there was no evidence of Hugh's turd to be found anywhere. "We'll help keep that pecker up." "Did you suck up my whole turd, Momma?" "Baby, I ate it all! I've eaten a lot of turds out of a lot of guys' butts...but that big hunk of brown poop you just gave me was the most delicious! Can you get it up again, before the evening's over?" "Sure, Mom...why?" "Here!" The lady of the house quickly straddled her son's face. She dropped down, mashing her drippy pussy onto his lips. "SUCK MOMMA'S PUSSY! YOU LIKE CUM AND SHIT AND PISS...NOW GET A MOUTHFUL OF CUNTJUICE TO SUCK ON! I KNOW YOU'RE QUEER, BABY. SO'S YOUR OLD MAN. BUT YOU'RE PERVERTS ...AND PERVERTS DO WHAT'S UNNATURAL! AND UNNATURAL FOR YOU TWO IS SUCKING PUSSY. SO SUCK OUT MY TWAT JUICE!" Hugh certainly knew he was queer. He'd always want cock and guys' asses and shit, but he hadn't given pussy much of a try. He'd sucked, and drank piss from Conchita's huge gash. But that was in the early throes of experimentation. Now, while still randy, he'd blown two loads of cum and he was able to comfortably concentrate on what he was doing. While his mother was wantonly splayed over his face (after only three extremely wild orgasms while engaged with either his asshole or his shit), he allowed his oral and smelling senses to take hold. Her crack was sloppy and smelled of an orifice well used. He lapped at his Momma's cunt. It wasn't as nice as his Dad's asshole...or even Fuller's big prick ...but it was his mother and he did her right. Henry sensed his son's lack of enthusiasm. This had to be mutual if it was going to work. Quickly, he got behind his wife and also straddled the boy's body. Lifting her up, he shot his prick up her cunt! "GONNA GET YOU MORE OF THAT SWEET CUNTJUICE, BOY! GOT MY PRICK WAY UP IN THERE SO YOU CAN LICK HER JUICE OFF! GET YOUR FACE IN THERE AND LICK ON MY JUICY PRICK!" The sight of his father's prick going in and out of his mother's hot cunt right before his eyes inflamed the lad. Suddenly, his mother's cunt smelled and tasted wonderful! He avidly licked the juice from the pistoning cock, and didn't mind in the least when the Master switched holes, pulling out, and swiftly shoving his long prick up his wife's eager asshole! Once Hugh caught that familiar odor of shit, the shit his father's prick was dragging out of his mother's asshole, his cock and senses went into overdrive! He scooted down further, adjusting to the change, and mashed his face up to the fuck connection. Henry moaned in pleasure as he felt his horny teenage son's tongue lapping all over his shaft as he fucked his wife up the ass! He could tell by the gooey fuck he was getting, that rivulets of assjuice were running all the way down to his balls. He knew that because Hugh kept licking down there, sucking up the juice from his balls! Ready to blast off, the Master ripped his prick from Nina's butthole and just stuck it out. Sure enough, he soon felt it ungulfed by a pair of hungry, sucking lips. He blasted a torrent! Hugh watched the adored prick emerge from his mother's asshole. It was stiff and engorged...ready to spurt. It smelled wonderfully raunchy and was streaked with gooey brown shit from his mother's rectum. He pulled it into his mouth and sucked like crazy! He licked his mother's shit... as she had licked his...and received his father's monstrous explosion of cum and sucked it down his throat! WHEW! I certainly don't think we were remiss when we dubbed them "The Shit Family Robinson," do you? Well, just wait 'til next week. We've already got it edited...and let me tell you, it's even hotter than this week's episode! (To be continued) Comments appreciated...please mention story name. bawdypen@hotmail.com