Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2018 17:21:42 -0400 From: Mia Subject: Whiskey Stud (part 1) Bi urination, gay urination Whiskey Stud (part 1) Ya gotta love NIFTY and if you do...please contribute so they will keep posting these ridiculously horny stories. This particular story was told to me by a str8 (well str8-ish) friend. Jim is a good looking guy but floats from job to job. Lately he has been with a liquor company traveling the US doing a promotional tour for whiskey. He has that Marlboro man look and is the friendliest guy on the planet. He got married while we were roommates in college. His bride came to live with us my last semester (which sucked because on drunk nights Jim would let me blow him and even let me eat his ass, that ended when she moved in). Six months after the shot-gun wedding (I had already moved out) his wife had miscarried and Jim was fucking random pussy as if he were still a bachelor. She dumped his ass, took his beloved muscle car in the divorce, and hasn't been heard from in 18 years. Now almost 40, low job security and not much in the bank, Jim still fucks everything in sight (though he teases me that I am the only dude he bangs). I am married now (to a dude). My husband and I are very happy but we both play outside our bedroom. He thinks Jim is awesome and has a rule that Jim and I are only allowed to fuck around when he can watch (he really likes Jim). Truth, I break that rule, I do suck Jim off in front of Marty, but I often let Jim fuck me or eat Jim's ass when Marty isn't around. Oh, did I mention, I look my age, Jim still looks like a fresh-faced farm-boy with perfect abs, butt and smile. Anyway, Jim was promoting this trendy whiskey in bum-fuck-Nebraska at a crowded bar full of 30 year olds. He was in his element and working his normal charm. He had turned a room full of strangers into his new best friends. He finished his duties and stayed on to drink with a handful of drunk ladies and the construction guys that had been hitting on them. No one had sealed the deal on getting laid. Jim grabbed the half case of whiskey that remained from the promotion and invited any and all to follow him back to his hotel. He yelled out the hotel and room number, "Whiskey is mandatory and clothing is optional." The hotel was basically across the parking lot and his room door was on the outside. He went in, got naked and went to the john. From the toilet he heard a knock and laughter outside. One of the ladies had taken him up on the offer. He grabbed the cowboy hate he had been wearing to promote the alcohol and opened the door naked (and gorgeous). The woman smiled, pushed past him and grabbed the open whiskey bottle from the dresser. Jim looked to see if her friends had followed. It looked like they were milling around the parking lot saying goodnight to the construction dudes. Jim waved. Without shutting the door Jim plopped on the bed. The pretty brunette introduced herself as Ella. She was drunk (so was Jim) and laughed that her friends dared her to come up and try to seduce the whiskey model. She was now sitting close enough Jim could reach his hand and stroke her pussy. "Damn you move fast cowboy." She said. Jim tugged at her dress so that she would tip into him. They kissed. He sensed they were no longer alone. Turning slightly, two of the construction dudes were there with Ella's girlfriend. Jim told them to grab a bottle and join the party. They did. Jim suggested that they too get naked. The girl giggled and said she'd pass but the rest should. Jim lifted Ella's dress off her. She wasn't wearing a bra and her breasts were big and beautiful. Her panties were tiny and looked great. The construction guys looked to be in their young 20's, tanned and fit. A blonde construction guy stripped super-fast and the other shy guy seemed to want to, but moved uncomfortably slow. The blond guy moved over to share the bottle with the girlfriend. They made out a bit. Jim started sucking Ella's tit. He pushed her on her back and went down on her. Moving her thong to the side, Jim went to work on her cunt. He heard a sex gasp as it appeared the naked blond had inserted his cock in the friend's pussy. Jim backed off enough to watch the fucking. The guy was young and pounded away. No finesse, no foreplay. The girl was panting and came to orgasm like lightning fast. Before the blonde could cum the girl pushed him off, grabbed her dress and left. Well three dudes and one chic. Jim asked her if she wanted the other dudes to leave. She said no, she would fuck them all but that they should probably shut the door. Jim laughed, passed a bottle of whiskey and told her this was her party and the three of them would do anything she requested. "Anything? I am a kinky slut, be careful what you agree to." she acknowledge. She made them all promise to do anything she wanted for the next hour. They all verbally agreed. She then got on her hands and knees and asked the shy guy to come let her suck his cock (it was impressive, Jim thought it might have even been fatter than his). She asked the blonde to get into sixty-nine with her and eat her pussy. She then told Jim to figure something out. So Jim watched a bit as the circus began. His head was spinning from the booze and was loving the show. After about five minutes Ella pulled off the cock and gasped a few times, blonde guy was doing a good job apparently. She used her hands and repositioned the shy guy so his ass was in her face. The guy had a young, muscled, round ass. She pushed on his back so he bent and she dove in and started licking his crack. He finally spoke, "Oh fuck yes!" Jim finally felt obligated to join the group and understood exactly what Ella had wanted. He dove into her asshole with his tongue. He ate ass as the blonde ate pussy. Three holes being serviced at once. Probably the reason Jim and I stayed fuck buddies all these years is I ate his ass every chance I could. He often teased me about eating ass, even when it was dirty. He told me he tried eating chic butt a few times but wasn't usually into it. Just as he was about to stop, Ella ordered him to eat her shit hole, "You promised". So Jim did the honorable thing and licked her brown hole. Yup, it did taste like shit. After the first few licks the bad flavor was gone. Ella pushed her ass back onto his face and Jim used his tongue to fuck her a bit. She moaned. In short time Jim really got into it and dug into her hole. He wasn't sure but he thought he felt something in there. He felt a wave of panic. Ella sat up, and said she needed a drink. Jim grabbed the bottle. The blonde got a huge joint out of his pocket. They drank and smoked. The shy guy said, "Damn, that was the best feeling ever." Ella giggled, "You like your shit hole licked?" The Blonde passed the joint, "Fuck, I want my hole licked, that looks hot." Ella asked us if we were butt hole virgins. Jim had to admit he had had his eaten before. Blonde guy and Shy guy said they had never eaten ass or had theirs eaten. They both liked the idea. Jim laughed and said he wished more hot chics were into it. Ella said she wished more guys weren't so afraid of their backdoor. Blonde said he wasn't afraid of her tongue he was just afraid he might not be clean back there. The joint was good and gone. Ella laughed, she told blonde, "Clean, dirty or real dirty-I wanna eat all your asses." She made us all get on the bed on all fours. First she ate Blonde's hole. He was more vocal than his friend. "Fuck yea bitch, eat my stinking hole. Man I feel that tongue way up my gut. That feels so hot." In no time she moved on to Jim's hole. Now Jim knew his hole wasn't too clean. Hell he had been sitting on the toilet ready to dump when Ella knocked. She dug in and was moaning loudly this time. At the same time she took a finger from each had and worked one in Blondes hole and one in shy guy. Blonde seemed to get used to it quickly and shy guy seemed to be in heaven. Jim could feel suction and was sure that Ella was trying to get something from him. He relaxed for just a moment and was sure that she was getting an appetizer of his shit. She moaned, moved her head back and gasped for air. Jim turned. There was no doubt Ella was swallowing the last of his gift. The air smelled of shit. She had her fingers still in both of the other two assholes. She pulled out. Now all guys were turned and looking at her. She held her digits to her face. The one from blonde's hole was covered in wet shit, the one from shy's was brownish but not as dirty. She licked one than the other. There was a little shit from Jim's ass on her mouth. The three guys were quiet. Finally, Jim laughed and moved so he could grab the whiskey. Blonde said flat out, "So you are into shit?" Ella stuck out her brown tongue. Shy guy gasped. Ella stuck her face in Blonde's hole. Blonde said, "I'm fucking high and I aint holdin back. You better be sure you want this." So Jim and shy stood back, drank and watched as Blonde fed her a load of shit. Blonde talked all the way through it. "You like that?", "My shit good baby?", "Here comes some more.", "Swallow that or there's no dessert." It took about ten minutes. Finally he said, "Clean me up good bitch." Just as Shy finished his dump in Ella's mouth he came with pretty much one stroke. The cum made a puddle on the ugly floral bedspread. Blonde shot up and dressed. Apparently Shy and Blonde were staying in the hotel. Blonde told Shy he was ready to go back to their room. Shy dressed and the two left. Blonde was first out the door but Shy handed Jim another joint and winked on his way out. Jim, like me, isn't much of a weed smoker. But with this dirty turn of events, and the smell in the room, it just seemed appropriate. Ella and Jim passed the joint back and forth leisurely. Ella now had quite a bit of shit on her face and in her teeth. Some shit got on the joint. Jim wasn't sure why, but he didn't mind that at all. Between hits they talked. Ella admitted it was hard to find guys into feeding her shit and she really loved it. Jim admitted that he had a "buddy" that he let eat his ass and was sure a couple times his buddy got some shit in the process but that this was the first time he got into a scat scene. She asked if he liked it. He looked down at his stiff cock and gave an evil grin. There was knock. Jim went to the door and saw that it was Shy guy. He opened. Shy said he hoped they saved some weed for him. They had about half the large joint left. Shy took a massive drag. Shy asked if it was okay that he came back? Ella said, "Sure, I would love to play some more. You okay with the SHIT we did?" Shy looked at the floor and meekly said yes. Jim said to Ella, "Your hours not up. What are you gonna make us do. Remember we said anything." Ella said it would be hot if someone ate her ass while she ate Jim's. So shy ate Ella and Ella ate Jim. She then said switch. As we were moving positions Jim farted. He blushed and apologized. Said all the rimming was making him need to shit soon. Ella took their hands and led them into the bathroom. She got on her back on the floor and instructed shy guy to squat on her face and for Jim to straddle her and shit. Jim did, but as he started to push he fingered her very moist pussy. Ella was fingering Shy's asshole and licking her shitty digits. Jim let a pretty long rope loose. It fell between her tits and onto her tight tummy. "Oh fuck that's hot." said Shy guy. He was high and mesmerized. He leaned over more and took a handful of the warm shit and placed it to his own cock and started to stroke. Jim didn't finish even though there was some pressure to shit some more. He took shy's lead and used his hand to smear some of his shit on to the top of Ella's tits. Ella begged shy guy to shit onto her face. He did. He let go of a wet fart followed by a fast heavy dump right onto her nose covering her lips and eyes. Shy leaned in and kissed her! He smashed his face into his own dump and kissed her. Then they all got to their knees. Limbs moving about, shit being smeared everywhere. Shy guy grabbed Jim by the back of his head and pulled it to Ella's face. Jim resisted. He gave in and kissed her tasting shit for the first time. He wasn't as repulsed as he imagined. As they made out shy guy had moved to the floor and maneuvered Ella to straddle him. He begged her to put her hole on his cock and shit on him. Jim admitted this was almost too much for him as butt fucking a hot chic is a huge turn on for him (but he held off cumming). Ella squatted over the not so shy guy and lined her asshole with the fat hard cock. She grunted and pushed out some shit. As she did she used it for lube and coated the cock so she could slide the shitty cock in her. She slid down with a look of ecstasy on her shit smeared face. He was in to his balls. She pulled up and off. Shit more and sat back down. They shit fucked. Both were in a shit glazed heaven. Shy had a fat dick that would be a challenge for most pussies, it was obscenely stretching this shit coated asshole. Jim loved watching this chic butt get plowed. Jim released some of the pressure and shit into his own hand. He took his paw filled with shit to Ella's face. She seductively ate from his hand. He repeated shitting into his hand but this time as he went to feed her he smashed it into her mouth and pushed his own face to hers. They shit kissed. A long, sloppy, pasty shit kiss. Shy guy was pretty into the fuck and Ella frantically fingered herself. Both guys were vocal now. Telling her to "Play with her fucking cunt" and "to fucking cum you shit whore." She scream-orgasmed. And came. And came. Finally she got off Shy's cock. And fell to his side. Shy stood up looking pissed. He had been about to cum. He felt a lump of shit still lodged in his ass crack and grabbed it with his hand. Jim took his hand and placed it on his cock. Shy squeezed his shit around Jim's cock. Jim did the same with the large clump in his hand. The two were jerking each other. This was new territory but both just went with it. Ella stood and grabbed a piece of soft shit from her breast. She placed it at Shy's lips and simultaneously pushed Jims head to Shy's. Their faces smashed but they did not kiss. Ella, "I believe you have to do whatever I say. Now kiss you studs. Let me see you two hot shit fuckers make out like drunk sailors. Drunk gay sailors!' Jim chuckled and opened his mouth. A good clump of shit fell in. Shy tentatively stuck out his tongue and diddled with the shit in Jim's mouth. Ella was touching both men, rubbing the shit around their bodies. Pinching nipples and fingering asses. The awkward kiss turned to passion. They made a game of sharing the dissolving shit from one mouth to the other. Slurry ran down their cheeks. Ella lapped up the messes on the sides of their mashed faces. Finally, with Ella's fingers in Jim's ass, his own furious stroking and the forbidden shit kiss edging him on, Jim exploded. At the first wave of orgasm, Jim practically inhaled Shy's lungs. He had to push Shy back to get a breath. As he did, he forced himself to swallow the mouth full of shit which actually intensified his orgasm. Ella was down on Jim's cock at first gasp. She dutifully took his load in her slut mouth. As the last ripple of orgasm left Jim, Ella stood and kissed Shy, giving the young construction boy his first taste of another man's load. Shy pushed her off but swallowed the load and started his orgasm. Again, Ella went to her knees to capture his cum. This time she swallowed each volley as it hit the back of her throat. Shy came buckets. Ella ordered the men into the shower and told them to wash each other. As they did, she fingered her pussy and played with the shit on her tits. She told them to piss on each other and as they did, she inserted more fingers and went crazy pleasuring herself. It took quite a bit of time and soap for the guys to get clean. Jim said he could smell the shit on his skin for days and each time he did his cock would plump. He finally had to get rid of the smell because of work so the only thing he could think to do was pour a bottle of the promotional whiskey on his body. It worked and as a bonus people noticed that the whiskey model smelled barrel aged. Out of the shower the two men went to the bedroom and began to tidy up. They assumed Ella would shower but she did not, she just kept masturbating and enjoying herself. She was talking to them as they cleaned, saying how much she enjoyed the special gifts they gave her and asking them their thoughts on the sex. Jim said both guys seemed to shy to speak freely but he was certain neither he nor Shy regretted the very dirty bi play. - To Be Continued -