Date: Fri, 4 Nov 2011 11:15:45 +0000 From: robert goater Subject: The Bestman and Groom (9) The Bestman and Groom (plus) PART 9 _______________________________________________________________________________ Carl woke first and revisited his thoughts before going to sleep last night. I cant tell David. It happened before we met anyway and lots of people have things they would not want to share? It would not do any good would it? I mean, it's not that Tony and I had anything more than that one time. I'm sure if David had somethoing about his past he would want to keep it to himself, and it wont make any difference to us at all, surely? David had turned round and they were back to back. Carl turned to David and put his arm around him and went straight for his cock and found him loose. He started to play with it. It began to wake as did the rest of David. He turned to face Carl and kissed him. "Goodmorning my handsome man". David kissed him again. "Goodmorning even more handsome man, I have something to do for you in a minute". He gave David one of his amazing smiles. "No it's ok you don't have to, not just yet anyway, lets just lay here and wake up properly". Was David having second thoughts and realised that he had planned the most evil thing to do to his wonderful Carl? You bet your sweet life he was'nt. He was just waiting to make sure the gas tank was full and ready to blast out while Carl was trapped under the duvet. They contiued to snuggle in and exchange kisses. David strained a couple of times to test his bowels. Nope, not yet he thought. On they went in their loving way, well one of them was anyway. "I'm ready now honey". David said with the most evil of grins. Carl looked at David, smiled and kissed him. "This is something for you to remember my dear David". David could hardly control himself. You bet your sweet life I will, so will you, Ninja. Carl began to kiss David's chest, licked his nipples and then to his belly and then to his cock. He held David's balls and then his mouth took David's lovely cock into his mouth. As Carl took him in, David strained again and all at once Carl realised what was about to happen. Like a man facing the certainty of death he screamed out, "NOOOOOOO"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too late. David's bowels erupted and out came a noise so great it would have registered 6.5 on the Richter scale. It was massive, but if that was not bad enough the gas that followed was all consuming and deadly. If there had been a naked flame within a 100 meters, they and the hotel would have gone up. Carl was beside himself panicing to get out, but David held him firm and his struggles were pointless. There was no escape. He cried out to David... "Oh god David let me out, it's KILLING ME, DAVID"!!!!! "Who's the Ninja now then"? "You are for fucks sake. LET ME OUT. Oh David PLEASE I cant take anymore"!!!!!!!! "Except this one looser". And David strained again, but as he did so his whole body tensed, his eyes opened wide with sheer panic and, just in time, he clamped his ass cheeks together. "Oh fuck"! He scrambled out of bed. As he lifted the duvet off the stench hit him and he nearly passed out. He ran hell for leather to the bathroom and if the door had not been open he would have gone straight through it. Within a nano second of his backside landing on the seat the entire contents of his bowels discharge into the bowl, including the tin of prunes. Sweating from the shear narrowness of escaping a total disaster he hung his head and began to laugh. He could not stop. "Oh my word, talk about getting your own back, fuck that was close"! He did not have a towel, but had to take a shower. He got out and opened the door and there was Sandra. "DAVID, don't you have ANY clothes"? She stepped forward and took his cock in her hand. David froze to the spot. "This, my man can visit me any time ok"? She gave it a tug and went into the bathroom. "Oh My God David, what did you have up your ass a dead rat? Jesus Chrrrrrrrist"!!! David dived back into the room and was confronted by a very angry Carl. "Hold my cock, HOLD IT". Carl did'nt move so David grabbed his hand and put it there. "Whats that for"? David told him what happened with Sandra and Carl burst out laughing and could not stop, neither could. At long last David said."Fuck I nearly shit myself"! "I'm glad you did;nt, I would have got the lot. God that was awful, you nearly killed me you sod". "No more revenges Carl, i'm fucking useless at them. From now on i'm going to be like a priest and you the Alter boy". "Yes Father". "Bless you my son". They cuddled up again and stayed like that for a long time. "When will you go tomorrow"? Carl asked. "Last train, I don't have to be on duty until Thursday morning, I will be back Friday". "Hardly worth going back at all in that case". "Thats the Air Force for you, do as your told, not what's sensible". "I thought you were Head, like a General or something". David laughed. "We don't have Generals in Brit Air Force. I'm a Corporal and a long long way from the top Carl". "Have you got any medals"? "Yes, two". "What did you get them for"? Carl was interested, he may have a hero in bed with him. "The first was for fucking the ex Head of Airforce and the second for keeping quiet about it"! "No, seriously what are they for"? "Nothing, absolutly nothing, talk about something eles. There are some things best not said ok"? Carl understood that all too well and felt secure in that past experiences were best left to sleep. His phone rang. "Tony can't meet until tomorrow now. He will be in the bar at 5 instead. He says he has got a lot on, but he thinks we will be happy about what will happen. He wants you and me to run the bar and stay there. He says he has booked the bar for a private party till 11. "Plenty of time for that blow job then". said David and laid on his back. "Fuck off, your luckly your cock is still attached to you. Come on your buying me lunch". With that got out of the bed and went for his shower. Yessir, no sir, three bags full sir. David got up, he could not be more happy. His thoughts went to Joe and Debbie. God I hope you two will be ok. He shivered and suddenly was not quite so happy.