Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2022 00:27:02 +0000 (UTC)
From: Rob <rob83401@yahoo.com>
Subject: Game Day Test Drive       Adult Friends, Relationships

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Game-Day Test-Drive


There are two sides to every story. Um, make that three.



"I don't think I've ever been this fucking horny, Jed. It's been
weeks. I struck out at the goddamn bar again last night, I was so
wasted and so bricked up that I almost `drunk dialed' Jennifer when I
got home."


"What the fuck's wrong with you! You already dodged that bullet once.
That bitch is flat out crazy, Dave! Don't you remember how long it took
you to finally get rid of her?"


"Yeah, but her crazy ass couldn't get enough of  my dick. Oh relax,
Jed. There's no way I'd fall into that trap again. I've just been so
goddamn horny. It just seems like no matter how much I jerk off, I'm
never satisfied. I need a willing hole!"


"I hear ya, buddy. Sometimes your own hand just doesn't cut it."


"Hey, maybe we could go watch the game at the sports bar. What do you
say? You could be my wingman, just like old times. I don't think I ever
went home alone when I had you shilling for me."


"Fuck that! We did have fun back then; but we invited you over here to
watch the game, fuckwad. Blake made a run to the liquor  store yesterday
to get ready; and we've got enough food to feed an army. We're not
going to the bar just because your boner won't go down!"


"Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to piss you off. Just thinking
with my small brain.  I do appreciate you guys asking me to come over."


"Have you considered it might be time for you to settle your straight
ass down, Dave? You're not a college kid anymore."


"Have you even been listening to me? How the fuck am I going to settle
down if I can't even find a chick who will put up with me for one
night?"


"Good point. It's just that you gave me so much shit when I told you
Blake and I were getting married. You said I was too young to be tied
down. I don't want to rub salt in your wounds Dave; but I was balls deep
in Blake's ass last night, while you were so desperate for relief. Plus
we went another round in the shower just before you got here."


"Fuck you, Jed! That tidbit of information is not helping my situation.
It's making me harder, if anything. You don't have to answer if this is
too much; but I'm curious, is it always you on top? Or do you take
turns? Sorry, that's probably none of my business."


"I don't mind. We've been best friends since high school, dude. It's
usually me on top, but not always. Maybe 80/20. Blake loves taking my
dick; but I've never turned him down when he wants to switch. His dick
is bigger than mine, so we have to start out slow. Once we get going
though, he fucks like a wild animal! He's usually good for at least two
loads in a row. Is that much information for ya, Dave?'


"No, man. I did ask. I wasn't expecting to hear about all that jizz,
though. I'm so used to nutting in a condom, being able to fuck raw is
just a jerk off fantasy for me these days. I had figured you were the
top, though. I mean, Blake has that perfect big round butt. Christ, if I
could only find a woman with an ass like that! No offense, Jed, but your
scrawny ass practically disappears in your jeans."


"Oh Dave, you poor misguided straight boy. Life would be boring if all
asses looked the same. Blake tells me my ass is tight and compact. He
loves that he can palm a cheek in one of his big hands."


"Fuck! Now even the thought of two dudes boning is getting to me. I
swear getting laid is easier for gay guys. Honestly, do the two of
you ever turn each down? I mean what dude ever said no to a quick nut?
I'm telling you, you homos have it made."


"Not necessarily, bud. I'm lucky I found Blake. You know, our gay
friends in relationships bitch about their partners not putting out, just
like our straight married buds do. That's never been a problem for me
and B. He's just as horny as I am. I can't remember the last time one
of us turned the other down."


"Fuck yeah! That's my dream."


"Really? Your dream, huh? I'm just thinking here....Maybe you could fuck
Blake!"


"No!  What? Fuck no! Where did that come from? I just want to find a
chick who's as horny as I am all the time."


"Are you sure? Because I don't mind if you wanna take Blake's ass for
a test drive?"


"I'm  not gay, Jed."


"Didn't say you were. But you've always said you were an ass man. And
Blake has a world class butt. You just said so yourself."


"It is impressive. I've always thought so. Now if you could find me
an ass like his, but on an attractive woman who's not so fuckin' hairy;
that would be my idea of heaven."


"Nice try, dude. Did ya forget who you're talking too? I seem to
remember you telling me in detail about that Swedish gal you hooked up
with on our ski vacation. It was your first time with a woman who never
shaved. Do you remember this? Hairy armpits. Hairy legs. Bush for
days. You thought it was so fucking hot that "little Dave" blasted off
before he made it into the gate. You remember? You asked me the next
morning if I thought you were turning gay."


"Fuck you, Jed! You promised not to bring that up again. You know how
freaked out I was. Plus, you left out the part where "not so little
Dave" did manage to make it in the gate repeatedly for the rest of the
weekend with her. Fuck, her strawberry blonde bush was like a forest."


"Well Blake shaves his balls; but he does have a killer blond bush,
and I love that hairy butt crack of his. Besides, you've been bitching
for years that you can't find a gal who's up for anal. Hell, I have
Blake all broke in for ya. He knows how to open up for a dick; but then
his ass is tight as a glove."


"I notice you're not putting your asshole on the line here. How do you
think Blake would feel about your sales pitch?"


"You want the truth? I'm pretty sure he'd be down for it.  We've been
monogamous so far, but he's open minded. He thinks you're cute. Plus,
he already knows you have a fat dick."


"How the fuck would he know that?"


"I told him, numb nuts. Do you forget I watched you bone Howie's ex at
his graduation party? Dude, you fucking pulverized her!"


"What the fuck, Jed! You weren't supposed to be watching! You were
supposed to be guarding the door in case anyone tried to come into the
kitchen!  I didn't know you watched us!"


"Yeah, right. It's your fault for shoving your jeans and boxers down
and then telling your gay best friend to turn the other way. It was so
damn hot, dude. Not the pussy part, but seeing you in action. Since you
two weren't paying any attention to me, I was beating off all the time I
watched.  If anybody had tried to come in the kitchen, all three of
us would have been busted for sure. I was amazed how rough you were."


"She was amazing! So.....you liked my cock, huh?"


"It wasn't bad. It got pretty thick when you hit full mast. You
just looked hot all over, bud. We both still had abs back then; and I
remember your nuts were fucking huge. But mainly I was checking out your
ass, bro. Don't forget, I am usually a top, after all; and that of yours
is ass is fine!"


"Yeah, well you're a fucking freak. Leave my ass out of this. I
still can't believe you watched the whole thing."


"Well I did, Dave. Get over it. Now watch me take care of your little
dilemma. You are going to love this! Hey, Blake! What are you doing in
there, babe? Did you know Dave was here? Come in and visit before the
game starts!"


"I don't know about this, Jed. Let's drop it. I'm not ready for
this."


"Chill out, Dave. I got this. Look, there's my sexy hubby....and he's
bringing another round of beers! You take such good care of me, B!
Come over here; sit down and relax. I can finish up in the kitchen for
you."


"There's nothing to finish, champ. Meatballs are in the crockpot and
the other stuff is in the oven warming up. I set the timer. Hey Dave! How
the fuck are ya? I haven't seen you since you came to our softball
game."


"Hi Blake. I'm doing okay. That was a great game.  Man, you guys
throttled that other team. I was impressed."


"C'mon! Admit it, you thought the gay team was going to suck. Didn't
you, Dave. Anyway, I didn't think you were paying much attention to the
game. You couldn't take your eyes off of your date's big boobs. Now
they were impressive!"


"Are you sure you're gay, Blake? I didn't think you guys noticed stuff
like that."


"Fuck, Dave. How could I miss them. They were probably visible from
space. Those things couldn't have been real!"


"Good eye, Blake! ! For a gay dude, you sure know your titties. No,
they may have been bought and paid for, but they were fucking amazing."


"So you got a chance to inspect them up close."


"Oh yeah! Like a kid with a new toy. But sadly, those were the last
tits I had my hands on."


"Wait? That was like six, seven weeks ago! I thought you were a player,
Dave."


"Okay, babe. That brings the conversation full circle. Dave and I
have just been discussing his pathetic love life. I'm afraid Dave can't
get laid; and now he has an erection that won't go down!"


"Fuck, this is embarrassing."


"A permanent boner, huh Dave? I wanna see!"


"Uh, what?


"Just fucking with ya, Dave. Geez, I would have thought you'd
be getting sniz on the reg, stud. You surprise me. Maybe it's time for
you to switch teams. I have a few male friends who would help you with
your problem in a heartbeat."


"I've got this, Dave. Actually, Babe. I was considering an answer a
little closer to home. How hot would it be if you let Davey Boy breed
your sweet ass right now?"


"Seriously?"


"Only if you want to, B. No pressure. I don't mind giving you a free
pass. Dave was my best friend till you won that spot. It's totally your
call, babe. You decide."


"Now wait a minute, you guys. Jed, I'm not so sure that Blake's even
interested. And if he is, I don't know if I could go through with
fucking another guy. The last thing I want is to cause a rift between you
two."


"Hold on, Dave. Give him a minute. Blake's thinking. I know that look.
It's his engineer's mind analyzing the idea from all angles.
He's weighing the pros and cons in his head."



It's dead quiet in the living room. Then Blake stands up and turns to
his hubby, Jed; and gives him a wink. He then turns the other way and
looks Dave up and down. Then with his mind made up he turns away from
them, pushes his sweatpants down to just below his ass and uses both
hands to jiggle his plump ass cheeks. Then he delivers his verdict.



"Here's the rules, guys. The game starts in less than 20 minutes. This
is my team and I'm not missing the game for anyone. So, Dave; if you
think you can get your nut before kick-off, I'm in. I don't know if Jed
told you how I feel about condoms; but if we're doing this, you're
plowing in unwrapped. No kissing, I'm afraid Dave. You're too much like
a brother. Though ironically, the idea of being the first dude you breed-
brother or not- is turning me the fuck on!"



Having said his piece, not waiting for an answer, Blake pushes the coffee
table to the side. Then he drops to his knees, lowers his chest to the
carpet and arches his back. His furry ass on display is like something
out of a dream.


"Clock's ticking guys."


Dave nervously gets to his feet and unzips his jeans. He tugs down the
front of his boxer briefs, exposing his thick club of a cock. His eyes
are locked on Blake's ass. To further entice him, Blake reaches back
and uses both hands to pull his ass cheeks apart, putting his pink hole
on display.


Jed produces a small bottle of lube from the end table drawer. The boys
have them stashed in every room of the house. Standing next to Dave,
he squirts out a squiggly rope along his boner; resisting the urge to
stroke his buddy's cock. Dave slicks himself up, expecting Jed to give
them some privacy. Jed doesn't move. Dave hadn't thought this far
ahead.


"You're not going to watch us?"


"The fuck I'm not! My living room. My husband. And just so you
know, the second you pull out, I'm hopping in for some sloppy seconds."


"You'd fuck him with my cum in there? I shoot a ton, Jed. You'd get
covered in it."


"I think that's the point of sloppy seconds, Dave. We're down to 15
minutes to kick-off now. Better get moving. I'm giving you 13 minutes to
blow. I'm so goddamn horny now. Slipping into the ass of the man I love,
with your jizz lubing the way; I'm not going to last my full 2
minutes."



Blake is still exposing his hole. He eases an index finger over and runs
it around the rim. Taking a deep breath, like he was summoning the nerve
to jump from a cliff to the blue water below, Dave drops to his knees and
touches his fat, lubed cock head to Blake's teasing finger. Closing his
eyes, he starts to push, only to have Blake push back at the same time.
Dave's eyes flash open as he realizes he's in all the way to the root.



"Oh my fucking god! Oh god!"


"You're in, Dave! Fuck him for christs sake! Clock's ticking stud. If
you're not out of there in time, I'm plugging your straight ass!"



Dave's first few strokes are tentative, until he feels Blake pressing
back, hungry for more. He takes a couple long strokes; then the passion
takes over and he starts to pound. Hearing Blake's contented grunts, Jed
lies on the floor so he can make out with his hubby, while his best
friend goes into overdrive. Before long, it's just like watching him
destroy Howie's ex's cunt back in their college days.



"Oh my god! You're so fucking wet inside!"


"I told you I fucked him right before you got here, Dave! Isn't his ass
amazing! I guess technically you're getting the sloppy seconds. I'll be
going in for thirds! Come on, Dave! Give up that load. Breed my
hubby's hole! Grease him up for me!"



His body doesn't give him any advance warning. It all happens so damn
fast. One minute he's ramming down repeatedly on the cushioned ass below
him; then he feels his spunk pulsing the length of his dick and flooding
Blake's guts. The flow hasn't even finished when Jed roughly pushes him
over to the side. His final few spurts go airborne, as he watches his
best friend slide into the hole he just vacated. With no time to waste,
Jed starts to pound his way home. He's too caught up in the moment to
worry about any awkward conversations when all is said and done. Blake's
ass has never felt more welcoming; and he's never loved the sexy fucker
more. He won't tell Blake or Dave that he could have easily cum without
touching himself, just watching the two of them rut. So after going balls
to the wall for 2 minutes, he happily delivers his load.


A contented Blake smiles as his hubby beats the clock. He's never
known him to cum so fast.


One minute till kick-off. Pregnant by two breeders. And counting down the
minutes to the inevitable half-time show.



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