Date: Mon, 11 Apr 2005 18:08:09 -0700 (PDT) From: D One Subject: On Acting Drunk By the time it happened to me, I had read so many stories and seen a few porn videos about it. You know the story, two buddies go out looking for girls, get drunk stagger home falling all over each other. They end up in the same bed and one touches the other who's passed out and keeps going until the two are having sex. Well, three of us were out drinking, not really looking for girls. We just had pizza and beer until our trips to the bathroom out numbered the slices of pizza left. Tad, Bernie and I took a chance and drove home. Tad was driving and he did pretty well. Bernie and I weren't worried even though we did slide through a couple of stop signs. Fortunately there was not traffic or any cops. The guys decided to crash at my place which wasn't unusual. I lived alone and they still lived with their parents. So they could crash and sober up by the morning. We each grabbed another beer and turned on the tv. I'm not sure if we really wanted to watch anything in particular. It was just something to do. And each of us did our trips to the john. Tad left the door open, he always did. I think he wanted us to see him holding his cock and pissing. I wasn't sure about Bernie, but I watched. He had a nice cock. I had always wanted to touch it, maybe suck it. But we didn't do any of that stuff. The three of us had known each other for three years or so since working at the beach. Bernie was a bit more conservative but returned from the bathroom wrapped in a wet towel. The lump on his crotch was clearly visable. But this wasn't unusal, I had seen the guys bareass before. That night wasn't the first time they crashed at my place drunk or otherwise. We told jokes, watched tv, drank more beer, ate some sandwiches and horsed around a little on my bed. I decided it was my turn and I told the guys I was out of it and needed to crash. I went to the bathroom, cleaned myself up, drained my bladder and took a shower. I had an idea and decided why not. "You ok in there?" Bernie asked when hearing some noises I had made. I opened the door and staggered back to the bed more drunk then when I had left. "Yea just too far gone" I purposly slurred. I was naked and hard. I didn't care. I got into bed and turned out the light passing out..or at least acting that way. I heard them laugh at me, and talk awhile. My erection made a nice tent of the sheet. I heard them whispering and then felt a hand on my cock. It outlined the boner I had and then squeezed it a bit. I mummbled and the hand froze then I moved a bit and settled down figuring this was the way a drunk guy would act. I felt the cool breeze as they pulled the sheet back. "jesus, he's huge" Bernie said "How big?" Tad asked and soon I felt something pressed against my cock. They were measureing it. "Shit nobody could swallow that" Tad said. "How do you know?" Bernie asked. "maybe if they were drunk enough". "I'd like to see you try" Tad laughed and then I felt the warm mouth covering my cock and sliding down on my cock. "Shit man I knew you couldn't do it, here let me" Tad said. He moved over me his legs positioning themselves inbetween mine. His mouth went on the tip of my cock and then he backed off. "Nice cockhead too." then his mouth moved down and down until they touched my pubic hair. Now I didn't have an exceptionally large cock. It was seven or so, a little larger then average I'm told by one or two guys that had done to me what Tad was doing now. Then suddenly he pulled away and started moving. "Hey Bern work on me while I work on his" Tad "fuck you" Bernie said "Come on, it'll feel good and I'll do yours later" Tad said. I felt the warm lips on my cock again. The room was full of their slupring sounds and a little moaning. I felt the vibrations or Tad's moans as he worked on my cock. I took a chance and opened one eye to see Bernie twisted around so he could suck Tad's cock. There we were one passed out dude and two buddies sucking each other and him. I wanted to wake up..but decided to let this go on for a bit. My hands moved to Tad's bare shoulders and stroked. He knew I was awake, perhaps knew it all along. I moved a bit so I could reach Bernie and began to lick his cock. He moved closer so I could suck it entirely. And the three of us gave each other pleasure and felt each other's sperm all over our faces and chests afterwards. We passed a wet rag around afterwards saying that was fantastic and thank god we were drunk cause we wouldn't have done it otherwise and stuff. To our credit none of us said "boy was I drunk, I don't remember a thing". "Hey guys let me lay in the middle. I think you two will like what I have in mind" I offered and moved to the bed. Tad lay on one side and I greased his butt and then mine. I greased my cock adn then Bernies. Nobody talked, they knew waht was going on and after I entered Tad, Bernie got inside me and the three of us fucked. "Let's turn over" Tad said at one point and his cock was soon where Bernies had been and mine was inside Bernie. We kept moving around each other after that, finding new ways to get and give pleasure to each other. I'm not sure how long it lasted but eventually we lay there pressed together, naked and indeed sleeping off the booze we had drunk and hadn't yet pissed away. The morning was even better cause none of us bothered to dress as we showered, made breakfast and lay around talking about our headaches. We didn't discuss the night before. We wrestled and jacked each other off then shared a hot shower before heading back out to the beach where we roller bladed until late afternoon. Tad took off saying he'd call me later. Bernie had to go to work. So I went home and lay on the bed, once again naked and once again hard as hell thinking about what I did the night before pretending to be so drunk. And I waited for Tad to call.