Date: Tue, 17 Jul 2012 19:02:06 +0400 From: 321 123 Subject: A Sitcom - Episode 1 title: A Sitcom - Episode 1 site: nifty.org section: Adult/Youth *** It's a quiet saturday. Charles is in the TV room, watching football and drinking vodka. Young Jack enters the room. He sits on the couch beside Charles. "Hey Uncle Charles, can I suck your dick?", asks Jack very casually. "Whaaat!?", says Charles, surprised and a little bit annoyed by the interruption. "Well, I'm not doing very well in school..." "Really, what a shock!" - says Charles sarcastically. "... I know right? Seems like I'm gonna flunk the year..." "So? Your parents gotta be used to your... erm...", Charles stutters searching for an euphemism, Jack looks disapprovingly, "... your different priorities by now." "You'd think that, but no. Anyway, my friend Timmy said that I could try sucking our teacher's dick so he passes me." "Is that something he normally does, giving grades for blowjobs? Like extra credits?", asks Charles with an amused smirk. "I dunno. But it's worth a shot!" "I guess... but what the hell do you want to suck my dick for? I'm not your teacher, you know that right?", asks Charles, patronizing the boy. "Duh, I know that. I'm not stupid, Uncle Charles, I'm an underachiever." "Sure, let's put it this way." "I never sucked a dick before, so I want to suck yours for practice, so I don't gag on Mr. Miller's dick." "You never sucked dick? How old are you again?" "I'm ****** years old." "Seems about right." "How old were you when you sucked for the first time?" "Well, I never sucked dick, because I like girls, but I was about your age the first time I ate pussy." "Yuck, girls are gross..." "You're gonna change your mind when you're a little older... hmmm... maybe not." "So... can I suck it?" "I don't know Jack, we're related, that's kind of a grey area... did I say grey area, scratch that, this is outright taboo!" "What's a tah-boo? Funny word hehe. Tah-boo!" "How can I explain this? Taboo is when you stick your dick somewhere that makes people freak out... kinda." "But we're alone here. Nobody to freak out..." "Yeah... but I don't know... I think your dad wouldn't approve of this." "My dad wouldn't approve of me flunking, that's for sure..." "So you think he would be more upset if you failed at school than to find out that you sucked your uncle's dick?" "Well duh..." "...and your teacher's dick?" "Yeah Uncle Charles, how are you not getting this?" "Okay then. If you want to suck my cock that much then help yourself, go to town... just make sure you don't block the TV, I got a lot of money on this game." Jack gets on his knees and unzips his uncle's pants. He pulls out the man's flaccid penis and puts his mouth around it. He starts to suck it and it gets hard in no time. Despite the boy's inexeperience, the blowjob is pretty enjoyable for Charles, who shows it with a pleased smile. His fully erect penis is far too large for Jack, who holds it with both hands while sucking it. The boy tries to get as much as possible inside his mouth, but he gags and coughs as the man's glans rubs against his throat. He waits for the coughing fit to finish, takes a deep breath, and then tries again to stuff his uncle's long wang in his mouth. About five minutes in, enters Allen. He stops dead in his tracks when he finds his son fellating his (Allen's) brother. He stares in disbelief for a couple of seconds. Charles acknowledges his presence with a shrug and a mischievous smile. Jack continues to suck, unfazed. Finally, Allen asks: "Charles may I speak to you in the living room?" "Can it wait? I'm kinda in the middle of something here... and so is Jack..." "Charles, now!" "Aw man...", complains Charles as he begrudgingly removes his nephew's face from his crotch, "Take a break, Jack!". "Aw man...", the boy echoes his uncle's complaint. Charles follows his brother into the living room. Allen reprimands: "You are unbelievable!" Charles looks down at his magnificent hard dick, which is still poking out of his fly and replies sarcastically: "I'm well above average, but I wouldn't say unbelievable..." "Ha-ha, very funny. You know what I meant! I leave you alone with my son for two seconds and what do you do? You stick your penis in his mouth! What's the matter? Isn't all the casual sex with random strangers enough anymore? Do you really need start boinking family now? Your own nephew?" "Hey hey hey! I opened my house to you guys when you needed, I let you live here for free and don't even ask you to help with the bills. A little blowjob here and there sweetens the deal." "What!? So you think it's appropriate to ask your nephew to perform oral sex on you as compensation? I can't believe this!" "Haha relax Allen, I'm kidding!" "I don't see how this is funny." "Look, the boy asked to suck my dick. I tried to say no but he was pretty persistent..." "I don't believe you. No. You are a sexual deviant, Charles. You have a history of ignoring morals and dignity to quench your disgusting sexual urges. How am I expected to believe that an innocent teenager came up with the idea, and not you?" "Okay, first of all, he's not that innocent. And second of all, it's just a school project." "What does that even mean?" "Something about his grades, he doesn't want to flunk so he's going to suck the teacher. The ol' oral exam hehehe." "And what the hell is he sucking you for?" "He said it's practice. He really wants to make Mr. Something happy. Mister... Willard?" "Miller. His teacher is called Mr. Miller." "I don't care." "So you're telling me he's doing all this because he's concerned about his academic performance?" "I guess so..." "Oh thank God, there's still hope for him!" "Wait, are you proud of him now?" "Yes! I mean... no, I wouldn't say proud. More like relieved that he's finally taking an interest in his education." "Sucking cock for grades isn't exactly what I'd call 'taking an interest in education', but whatever." "Oh who cares? As long as he gets good enough grades to get into college, I'm happy." "Then what, suck his way to a degree? Graduate 'summa cum on his face'? Hehehe." "If that's what it takes for him to graduate, then I don't see why not!" "Okay, suit yourself. Can I get back to my game and my blowjob now?" "Okay, go ahead. No, wait, Charles?" "Yes?" "Is he going to make it?" "So far so good, the boy's a natural." "Great!" "Can I go now?" "Yes, go ahead. Wait, Charles?" "What now, Allen?" "Teach him special stuff. Like deep throat, and whatever else you got." "I'll do my best. Can I watch the fricking game now?" "Okay." *** To be continued...