Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2007 16:50:19 -0500 From: J.J. Subject: Getting Kicked Out of the House-Part 5 If you've followed this story from the beginning, then you've already been advised not to read it if by any chance it's illegal for you to do so. And so the only additional cautionary note I might add at this point, is that in this FANTASY, our hero decends a wee bit further into kinkydom. If by any chance your perception was that he was too NICE to entertain such thoughts, well, he ISN'T. Even if for the most part, at this point such thoughts are projected off to another character. But I thought I should warn you about this, just in case. At the end of part 4, J.J. has just had his first experience with water sports, even if he was only the giver. And so the ride with Sam continues and that's where things are picked up again. Getting Kicked Out of the House-Part 5 I Meet Santa Claus So after all THAT, I was at a lost for words for a few minutes. Finally Sam broke the silence. "So I take it you've never done anything like that before?" "No, not really." "Has it upset you?" I made a deep in thought face, then allowed, "Well, I've HEARD of it before, so I don't know--- well, it was a trip--- so I guess-- if it doesn't bother you, I don't know why I should let it bother me." "J.J., if you stay out on the road like this--- well, maybe we can discuss that later--- when you've recovered from the shock of learning I'm just a dirty old man, I suppose." Then he added, "And from a dirty old man's perspective, you DO have a lovely little doohickey, do you know that?" Well, changing the subject seemed like a good idea, so I asked, "How many doohickys have you looked at anyway?" "Up close and personal? Quite a few. I have no idea, really." "You been looking at them ever since Neil?" "Truthfully I DIDN'T look at any until roughly a year later. Then I had a rather unfortunate experience...well... humiliating would no doubt be a more apt description; and afterwards I will admit that I NOTICED quite a few; at YMCAs and the like; but until after I joined the Navy; which was about two years later; I never PICKED up anyone." "So could you tell me about-" "The pick-up or the other experience?" "Well, if it's OK, I'd like to hear about both." So he sighed and then it was back to true confessions. "Ah!" he said, "First the unfortunate experience. Although it STILL causes me to cringe occasionly. It took place about a year after Neil left my life, I went to the big city to make my fortune. New York. But there were no jobs to be had, so eventually I found myself in Newport, Rhode Island working as a stable hand for the Van Snoots. They were quite wealthy. Mr. and Mrs. Van Snoot were affable enough I suppose, in a distant sort of way, but their children were spoiled brats. They had a daughter and a son, Rodney. He was thirteen and rather cute. Blonde, with a little nose that turned up slightly. He was somewhat frail with long stork-like legs and he often came out to the stable to watch me work and talk. I think he was a bit lonely. At first I rather liked him, but this all came to an end four months later." Then he lapsed into silence. "So what happened?" I finally asked. He sighed again. "Aside from my stable duties, I also on occasion chauffeured the children about. And so one Sunday morning I was asked to drive Rodney up to Cape Cod where he was to meet his parents that evening. I expected Rodney to sit back in the rear, but instead he climbed up front with me. Soon he'd shed his shirt, which for some reason I found terribly exciting, then he went to sleep. So of course I couldn't resist stealing occasional glances of him. I recall he was wearing knickers. Truthfully, I glanced over at him more than just a few times. I'd never seen a millionaire's son without his shirt on before. Not that he looked unusual, but for Rodney it SEEMED unusual. What intrigued me most was that I could see the beginning of his v and I was wondering if he was even wearing underwear that day. It seemed beyond belief that he WOULDN'T, but for awhile I thought not. Well, he was as it turned out, but then how I found that out came as huge surprise as well. We arrived at the hotel early that afternoon. Of course the necessary arrangements had been made, and I was to stay with Rodney until his parents arrived. Well, shortly after we arrived he decided to go for a swim and much to my surprise he changed right there in the room, only bothering to first turn his back. So when he slipped out of his shorts I caught a glimpse of his hairless balls between his legs. I was shocked. Well, naturally the greatest shock was him undressing in front of me, but beyond that I was surprised to note that his balls seemed to be almost adult-sized. Up until then I had assumed that he hadn't started. At any rate, I found myself suddenly very much aroused, but of course I couldn't let on. But after he left the room for his swim, I took his discarded shorts and pressed them up to my nose. I think had I caught a whiff of that familiar stale gamy odor I would have pulled myself off right then and there, but they smelled as though they'd just come out of the laundry. And so my raging hormones remained unsated. So when he returned from his swim and went into the bathroom for a quick shower, I couldn't resist the temptation and I took a look through the keyhole. And again I was shocked, because he had an erection! It was no more than four inches and very slender, but as you can no doubt imagine, I could not take my eyes off of it. I HOPED to see him pulling himself off, so of COURSE I couldn't. But perhaps I gasped audibly. I really have no idea what happened, but suddenly and with a start, he looked directly at that very same keyhole I was peering through and I knew I'd been found out. Of course I quickly retreated and hoped he wasn't completely sure, but inside I felt doomed! And deservedly so, I might add. But at any rate, a few minutes later he came out in his undershorts. I was sitting on the side of a bed, shaking all over and afraid to look at his face. He sat down across from me and after a few moments he said, `You were looking through the keyhole, weren't you?' I was almost speechless! I stammered something in reply, but I have no idea what it might have been. And to say the least, it was inadequate. He snickered and asked, `You really WERE?' I nodded slightly and apparently he took it as a yes, because then he asked, `You know what's going to happen if I tell my parents about this?' Groveling, I managed, `I'll tell them I'll have to quit tonight if you want me to.' But he then advised me that if his parents DID find out, I'd be locked up. Then he asked if I wanted that. So of course I said no, I didn't." Then he sighed again. So I said, "Well, I don't guess you have to tell me about it if you don't want to." "But I imagine you WOULD like to hear the rest, am I right?" "Well, sorta." "So that's no problem. After all, you already KNOW I'm a dirty old man, and it WAS a long time ago." "So OK, what happened?" "Well, exactly where was I?" So after I told him he continued. "Well, when I finally got up the courage to look at the boy, I noticed the tent-like formation which had sprung up beneath his boxers and so I asked if there was any way I could keep him from telling. `Sure' he said, `But you have to do everything I tell you to do. So will you?' I didn't know what he had in mind, but you can be sure that I consented. And I could also feel myself getting stiff again. `Very good' he said, `Take off your clothes. All of them.' Now THAT didn't do a great deal for my erection, but reluctantly I did so. By the time I stepped out of my undershorts my thing had almost gone completely soft." "I just thought of something" I interrupted, "Why do you call other people's penises doohickeys and your's your thing?" "I'm not sure. I imagine it's because at times I feel badly about myself. Does that sound reasonable?" I shrugged. "Yeah, I suppose. ... Oh, by the way. Did he have hair?" "You mean pubic hair?" "Yeah. Did he?" "Yes, but it was only starting to sprout. Just wispy blond fuzz." "Oh. Oh well. ... So ok, THEN what did he want?" "THEN he told me to make my thing stand up at attention. And that's exactly what he called it, by the way. `Thing.' And while I knew exactly what he meant, I still had to ask. He said, `Make it get hard.' So I tried, but it didn't seem to matter if I flailed away at it furiously or slowly, it WASN'T getting harder, if anything it only shrank a bit more. Oh my! I was so red faced... it was horrible! But finally I managed to stammer out that I WAS trying, but it just wasn't cooperating. When I think of how I had to grovel before that boy I STILL cringe to this very day. And it's about to get much worse. ... Although curiously enough, several years later I found myself often re-enacting those scenes with other young lads... Well, actually the end result was generally more to my liking you understand; or at least it was more in line with what I WISH had happened with young Rodney; or it was until I... And speaking of Rodney, perhaps that is who I should return to. Else things might become very confusing indeed. So there I was standing nude in front of that boy hoping he would give up on my trying to achieve an erection. Which he finally did. He sighed rather imperiously and after a bit of thought he ordered me to get down on my hands and knees." Then he sighed again, then all in a rush he concluded that part of the tale. "Then he blindfolded me with my shorts and content that I couldn't see him, he pulled HIS shorts off after first going out of the room for a moment, then he rode me like I was a horse. You know, 'Giddyup horsy! Giddyup!' That sort of thing. I almost instantly knew he was naked, I could feel his his plump hairless balls, and when he leaned to `spur' me on, I could feel his erection pressed into my back, but whatever pleasure I might have received from all this was negated by the sheer humiliation of it all. ... Especially since he was spurring me on by repeatedly jamming the handle of a bathroom plunger up my behind. I'd never even THOUGHT of such a thing. But while I found this to be very painful; at first the pain was almost excruciating; I also found it to be pleasurable. Increasingly so. Which came as quite a shock. Oh, believe me, I wanted nothing more than for the ordeal to be over, but even so, after several minutes I came like a lawn sprinkler. Then shortly afterwards he spied the mess I'd made on the carpet and that ended the game. He seemed quite disgusted. But by no means was that the end of it. No, for better than a month that child was almost CONSTANTLY coming up with new ways of humiliating me. And what could I do? I could only consent to his every whim. Some of which would have done a Roman emperor proud. For example, he took great delight in urinating on me. Then of course it was only a matter of time until he decided it would be even MORE fun to insert his penis into my mouth and I had to swallow all of it. Which should ring a bell with you, as yes, I then had to continue sucking on his little member. Which was horribly humiliating, but of course at the same time; almost from the start; I found myself looking forward to the next opportunity to be his sex slave. Which came often enough, and it certainly was preferable to being locked up. Feeling his little member grow rock hard in my mouth; which completely aroused curved back; allowing him to fuck my mouth, feeling the brush of his soft downy pubic hair on my nose, swallowing his soft hairless balls, then grasping the velvety soft pliable cheeks of his ass as I pulled him as far into my mouth as I could, feeling him spasm and jerk, tasting his immature boy juice; ah yes, it soon dawned on me that I controlled him as much if not more that he controlled me. The humiliation I could have done without; at least at that TIME, but even with that humiliation came great pleasure. Or at least I found it to be so until he decided I should clean his boy hole with my mouth and tongue. Now THAT wasn't something I looked forward to. Not at first, the first few times I felt like I was about to gag, but EVENTUALLY I got over that as well, and once again it seemed that I was possessing him as much as he was I and as we became more adventuresome; as my the tip of my tongue began to probe ever deeper; I believe he came to realize this. I think it finally dawned on him that he was on the verge of losing all control when he came without touching his quivering little erection; all as a result of my talented tongue; and it was at that point that he decided it would be best if I were to tender my resignation, effective immediately. And so I did. That very night. And that was the end of it, and no doubt due to the humilation and the guilt, for at least awhile I was cured of trying to catch glimpses of young boy's doohickeys. Soon after I joined the Navy and as much as was possible, I put it all out of my mind. But about a year later I was stationed in New Jersey. And so driving back to base one bitterly cold night, I passed a hitchhiker. Normally I don't pick them up, and at that time I'd never, so I didn't even slow down, ...until after I passed. Because it was a young kid, you see. Now it just so happened that I was on a 24-hour pass. And I had roughly 12 hours left. As a matter of fact I'd gone to New York to be with a prostitute; female persuasion; but all I got out of THAT experience was... simply put, I couldn't get it up again. I had left base with high expectations, I truly WANTED to lose my virginity, but I couldn't get it UP. And so I was a very frustrated young man that night and then I see this young boy out on the highway hitchhiking. It had to be at least midnight. And all at once, I COULD get it up. I'm not really sure WHAT I had in mind at the start; as far as that's concerned I didn't even know that I would LIKE him, I'd only a fleeting look, so hell, I was thinking if after taking a closer look he really wasn't what I hoped for, I'd just leave him standing there before he could open the door, but as it turned out he was very attractive, and every bit as young as I had at first thought. And for it being my first pickup, I must say that I handled it much more smoothly than I would have ever dreamed possible. But he seemed a very friendly boy. He got up in front with me, introduced himself; his name was Jim; and told me how much he appreciated my giving him a lift. He said he'd been on the road about all day and he was just about froze. Then when I lit up a cigarette; I've since given up the habit; he wondered if he could bum one off of me. So of course he could. I asked him where he was headed for on such a cold night. He said Trenton. Which was a good 90 miles down the road. So I asked if he was hungry by any chance. I was buying. He hadn't eaten anything since the night before, so sure, he'd take me up on that and of course he told me how much he appreciated that as well. It SEEMS he'd started from Syracuse if memory serves me correctly. I BELIEVE he'd been in some sort of state facility. In all probability he was running away, but then he was somewhat vague about that part which I'm sure you can understand. And apparently he had friends living in Trenton. He didn't seem too sure that they would take him in. He thought they MIGHT. And I also found that he was thirteen. And he looked it. A bit rough around the edges, but still, a very attractive kid. So after I'd let him eat his fill at an all-night diner and we were back on the highway, I said I WISHED I could drive him on down to Trenton, but I had to be back at base in 12 hours. Now I could have easily driven him down and been back in less than half that time, but I was hoping he didn't realize that, or if he did, that he wouldn't be so impolite as to press the issue. And he didn't, he understood he said, and he'd probably be able to get another ride fairly soon. Finally I made my pitch. I told him I'd been thinking about it and really, out on the highway like that in the middle of the night, he'd most likely end up being picked up by the police, in fact, I was surprised he hadn't already. Now it was up to him, but I COULD put him on a bus to Trenton in the morning, and I COULD put him up in a hotel room for the night. Then he wouldn't have to worry about the police or being picked up by the wrong person and he could get a good night's sleep. Hell, I was going to get a room anyway, an extra person wouldn't cost all that much more, but it was up to him. I was very calm, but inside I was shaking. And much to my relief he guessed maybe I was right. He WAS tired. If I was SURE it wasn't any trouble. And fortunately the room only had one medium sized bed. Although at first he was going to sleep on the floor until I convinced him there was room enough for the two of us. And so after a moment's hesitation he shrugged, sat down on the edge of the bed and began studiously working on removing his socks; which of course didn't take long, then he thought about it I suppose; and for a moment I really believe he was thinking about sleeping in his clothes; but at last he stood up and without a word stripped down to his ragged shorts, got the light and then climbed in beside me." "You weren't by any chance in bed naked, were you?" "Oh no, I certainly didn't want to scare him off. So no, I was in my undershorts as well." "Boxer shorts?" "Yes. Standard military issue boxer shorts." "How ragged WERE his shorts?" "You can ask more QUESTIONS than anybody I have ever met! In recent memory, at least. ... But once again, THAT question is helpful. His boxer shorts weren't so much ragged as nearly threadbare, especially in the crotch. Which I'd noticed when he'd sat down on the edge of a chair pulling his pants off. It was almost worn through and I caught a glimpse of pink flesh shinning through. His balls, you know. They seemed decently large. And when he stood up it appeared if he sneezed those shorts might have fallen down on him. He had no buttons in his fly, and I caught a partial glimpse of his doohickey. At first I was disappointed because it looked somewhat small. But an instant afterwards I also noticed brown pubic hair, and that almost instantaneously changed my outlook on things. And so I yawned, turned over on my stomach and told him to get the lights if he would because I was probably about as sleepy as he looked." "You didn't want to pitch a tent, is why you did that." "Turned over on my stomach?" "Yeah, that." "Precisely. And I also didn't want to cum all over myself. And for a few moments I was on the verge. When I first picked him up I was thinking I would in all probability only proposition him; at least if I could get the words out, I would; and of course I had to consider the possibility that if I DID, he'd want nothing to do with it. Never once did I consider making him or anyone else do something they didn't WANT to do. I've NEVER done it with anyone who didn't WANT to. A few times I've been turned down, but if I was, then that was the end of it. And at first I thought he was from around there, so of course I never considered the possibility of having him spend the night with me, but after discovering he was long way from home I decided I would try talking him into it. And if he would stay the night, I was thinking I would only fondle him after he went to sleep. I had by then given up on the idea of asking him straight out, you see. Of course I knew I might wake him up, but I hoped not. And if I did, I would face the music. If he stormed out, well, that was a risk I had to take. If he wanted punch me in the stomach, then I wouldn't lift a finger to resist. I ASSUMED he WOULDN'T want to have anything to do with it, you see. It was only when he undressed that I decided I was going to attempt more than to merely touch him, and it was then that I almost filled my shorts right then and there." "What? You shot off soon as he got in BED?" "I ALMOST did, but no, I didn't. Not that it mattered if I did or didn't in retrospect, but at the time it did and at least for awhile I was able to hold back. No more questions for now?" "No, I'm done. You can go ahead now." "All right then, I'll continue. He climbed in beside me and minutes later he was asleep. I could hear him snoring softly, so he must have been absolutely exhausted. He was lying on his back, so I had to believe things were working out about as well as I could've hoped. Even so I waited for at least thirty minutes before finally placing my hand ever so lightly on his thigh, expecting any second to hear him grouchily tell me to stay on my side and to get my hands off him. But he continued to snore and several minutes later my hand had finally crept up to his midsection. You would have thought I was defusing a bomb, and I was actually surprised how simple it was to finally slip my hand inside his fly. I was expecting his pubic hair to be soft and downy much as Rodney's had been, but to my surprise it felt every bit as coarse as mine. Although he didn't have nearly as much. His doohickey felt very small, smaller even than it had looked and this also surprised me, but I was still quite inexperienced. His balls seemed to be fairly plump though. And I filled my shorts almost the instant I finally reached inside his fly. It should have come as no surprise, but I was VERY surprised. Not that it lessened my desire any, in fact, I barely even paused. No, I didn't PAUSE until all at once without warning, he stopped snoring. I wasn't sure if he was awake or not. At first I thought possibly he was still asleep, but then I felt it getting hard and I knew HE knew EXACTLY what was going on. So what was I to do? I ALMOST withdrew my hand; if he were to say anything about it the next morning, then I'd pretend I hadn't the slightest idea what he was talking about, he MUST have had some strange wet dream; but when he placed his hand atop mine and began pressing it against his erection I knew there was little reason to pretend any longer. And by the way, it did seem to be quite a bit larger; not at ALL small. I believe that had he NOT awakened I would've in the end done nothing more than fondle him, I'd lost my nerve in that respect, but once I knew the cat was out of the bag, I decided I had nothing more to lose. But even so, I was surprised when he let me. He never said a word, he just lay there and let me suck him off. It didn't take very long at all. Then he simply rolled over on his side with his back to me and that was all there was to it. So after a minute I got up and went to the bathroom to wash up. When I returned to our room he was sound asleep again, as though nothing had happened. Actually, I was surprised he was still there. For awhile I sat looking out the window, then I went for a walk. I was gone for perhaps an hour and by the time I returned, he'd kicked off most of the cover. The hotel had steam heat, which was never an easy thing to regulate and it was almost unbearably hot in our room. Of course I had other reasons for not sleeping, but under almost any circumstances, I doubt if I could've slept a wink in that room. It was simply too hot and aside from that, a street light was shining in. So after coming in from my walk I didn't return to bed, instead I sat across the room and watched him sleeping. I couldn't take my eyes off him. He was once again on his back, legs slightly open with one arm carelessly slung across the bed. You have no idea how many times I have wished I had a camera with me that night. He looked so beautiful lying there, I simply could not take my eyes off him! Especially since those boxer shorts of his had slipped down and I could see some of his bush. Then after awhile I crept to his side and carefully unbuttoned him at the waist. It was quite simple to do and he didn't awaken. Then after pulling his shorts open, I returned to my seat across from him and masturbated and I came explosively all too soon. Then I pulled my pants back on and finally fell asleep sitting in that chair." Then Sam paused to catch his breath. So I wondered, "Did you leave his shorts pulled down?" "Yes, I did" replied Sam. ""After all, it wasn't as though I had anything to lose. But at any rate, when Jim woke me up wanting a cigarette, it was daylight. He was still in just his shorts, although he had fastened them back up. Then as I was lighting him up he snickered and said, `Shit! I thought I was having a wet dream last night when you woke me up.' It being out in the open I asked with all the casualness I could muster, `Did it bother you?' He exhaled deeply, leaned back against the headboard and said, `I guess you know you owe me $2.00' So I asked him what he meant. Calm as could be he replied, `That's what I get for letting fruits suck my cock.' So that being the case I asked if he'd like to make another $2.00. `OK' he said. I found it difficult to believe just how nonchalant he was about it. Then he added, `For $3.00 you can have my ass.' I had to ask him what he meant, because at the time I had never considered anyone WANTING that done to them. As though he were explaining it to a two-year-old he said, `I mean for $3.00 you can fuck me. You know, up my ass. So which way you want it?' So I asked if I could do both for $5.00 and he said that was fine with him as long as he got $7.00. And I also had to buy the Vaseline. Which was something else I didn't know about." He laughed. "I was an absolute babe in the woods. I suppose you could say he opened my eyes quite a bit. He also said he'd rather I just gave him the money I was going to spend on his bus ticket, and I ended up buying his breakfast." "Well, like which did you do first then?" I wondered. "What do you mean?" "I mean did you fuck him first, or did you suck him off first?" "Oh, you want all the bloody details." "Yes. Tell me everything you can remember about it. Well, if you want to I mean. I mean it was-" "Once back from the drug store with my purchase, I asked Jim if he minded my undressing him. Which hardly amounted to much, as he still had on only those ragged shorts of his. At any rate, he said soon as I paid him he didn't care WHAT I did. It's curious. When I pulled his shorts off, I was trembling again. One would have thought by then I would've been used to it. Then I recall that for a few minutes I had him sit in my lap. I was playing with his doohickey making it hard again, which I did, but he hardly seemed to notice, as he was rather intently counting out his money. A few dollars of which was in change. He almost cleaned me out in that department." "Were you naked by then?" "Yes I was. So. Satisfied I hadn't shortchanged him, he asked me what my pleasure was. I'd already decided I wanted his ass first. He pretty much had to guide me through the procedure, first lying on his stomach and pulling his cheeks apart so I could lubricate his lovely little opening, then after getting on his hands and knees, almost literally guiding me in. I thought it was a marvelous experience, at least until I was finished." "What? You didn't know it could get messy?" "No I didn't. Certainly it should have come as no surprise, but I was VERY surprised. And for a few moments once again repulsed of course. But Jim seemed not at all bothered by it, in fact he seemed rather amused. Fortunately he had the foresight to have me run a washbasin full of soapy hot water before we began, and soon enough I had cleaned myself and him. And I'll admit that after washing his behind I was ready for more, and soon enough I flipped him over on his back and had his cock and that was that." "So did you ever run across him again?" "No, never did. Now tell me about yourself. How long have you been playing around?" Even though I realized I was going to have trouble sounding all that convincing, for some reason I said, "I'm not sure what you mean." Without taking his eyes off the road he reached over and started rubbing on my thigh, although he continued to keep his eyes on the road even after his hand collided with my dohickey which had been hard as a brick for quite some time and was sticking it's head out. "Well, how long have you been on the road?" he asked. "About a year, I guess." "So you've turned a few tricks, right? I mean you hardly seemed surprised to wake up with your shorts off awhile ago. I thought you might, but it didn't seem to faze you in the least, and nothing since has seemed to either." "So tell me something, I asked, "I mean it DON'T bother me, but what if it HAD? What if I'd been real upset, like I hadn't had anything like that happen to me before, THEN what would you have done?" "Well, in the first place, when I saw you weren't wearing underwear, THAT was a fairly good sign you WOULDN'T mind too much. But HAD you, I simply would've have given your clothes back and that would've been the end of it. Unless of course you decided to go to the police with it. In that case, it could have been a bit messy, but I simply felt it was worth the risk, that's all. Please understand, I haven't played around with boys your age in quite some time. But on the other hand, it's been quite some time since I saw anyone your age with their thumb out. And as I said, you bore an uncanny resemblance Neil, so I simply couldn't resist." "Did you know I didn't have on any underwear when I got in?" "Oh no, I had no idea, but then when you went to sleep, I quickly enough found out. Which was quite a rush for an old degenerate. But guess what, we're about to turn into my drive now." His house was out in the country. And it turned out to be a trailer. (I'm not sure why, but I was expecting a real nice place.) Anyway, once inside he undressed me and gave me a nice bath. He washed me very thoroughly, but as you might expect he paid particular attention to my doohickey. And of course he finished with another very nice blow job. He's talented. So right then I'd decided there were lots of other things we could do together, but it could all wait till later as I was pretty sleepy. So he carried me to bed, tucked me in and soon I was sound asleep. I ended up sleeping twelve hours, and he never once bothered me, just took a bunch of pictures. It seems he was rearranging my sheet a lot. Looking at the shots in sequence later on was sort of like watching a strip tease. (And he'd also rearranged my legs into quite a few interesting positions. So I guess I was REALLY tired, because he never woke me up.) Anyway, when I finally woke up I could hear him in the kitchen and I could smell hot cakes, bacon and coffee, so I padded in and asked him, "Hi! What's for breakfast?" He said I was a sight for sore eyes. Well, I was still naked. And so was he, although he was dressed up like Santa Claus. He looked just LIKE him. Bushy white eyebrows, bushy white beard, (cotton of course), big belly (padding) and of course the Santa suit complete with black boots and belt. So after I ate my fill he asked me to climb up into his lap and tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas. And he was feeling me off again. So I climbed down from his lap, unfastened his belt and pulled Santa's pants down. Maybe he USED to be hairy, but old age had robbed him of most of his secondary hair except for his bush. Which is what he explained to me when I asked about it. Only his bush wasn't white, it was still black. But he wasn't really all that big, probably around six inches. He could still get it up, though. So I sucked him off. I think he was a little surprised. So there you have it. In a couple of days I sucked off both Elvis and Santa Claus. And Santa did his elf a few more times as well, in fact, he even fucked his elf. Two times he did it. First time was after he rimmed me real good. Which was another first for me. But no, I didn't return the favor. I think if it was somebody about my own age, I might give it a try though. Because it sure did feel good. Really, I had no idea a person could get his tongue IN that far. So anyway, the first time he took me doggy style (not sure why, but I really LIKE that position), SECOND time I was sitting in his lap. (So OK, I also liked bouncing up and down on him. I'm learning a lot of new tricks.) He took me to the bus station around nine that evening. I had $30, a new backpack, a cool pair of jeans, three shirts and three additional pairs of socks. But I told him I didn't need any underwear. Oh, and my bus ticket wasn't all the way to Minneapolis, it was to Jefferson City, MO. Because I wanted to thumb some more, so ANYway, I was looking at a road map atlas at Sam's and I figured out where I needed to start out from. See, from Jefferson City I just stay on U.S. 63 straight up to Rochester,MN without having to go through any big cities. Plus 63 never merges with any Interstates. Thumbing on an Interstate is a good way of getting picked up by the Highway Patrol or something. It wasn't that hard changing my story, I just told Sam that all at once I was feeling bad about how I was probably just killing my momma with worry, so I'd tell him the truth about it, home was Jefferson City. Whether he BELIEVED me or not, I don't know, but I don't guess it matters. He didn't pry much into that. He could've easily enough, since after all, if I was headed to Minneapolis from LA, then just how in the HELL did I end up in Alabama? And in case YOU'RE wondering, well, basically I just wanted to get the hell out of Mississippi and since when I started thumbing I was headed AWAY from that home for wayward youth, THAT'S how I ended up in Alabama. Which is almost as bad as Mississippi, but not quite as bad. And he also TRIED to talk me out of getting out on the road again. He said if I kept it up, then most likely sooner rather than later I was going to have to do things I didn't like. With men I didn't like. Some who would try to make it hurt, because that's what turned them on. Maybe worse than that even. Well, I know he meant well, and I am just a LITTLE scared of the "worse than that", but it IS an adventure. So stay tuned. jjjanicki@gmail.com