Date: Wed, 11 Mar 2015 09:02:38 +0000 From: tom Subject: Lab Technician Chapter 12 The lab technician Authors note: Usual caveats and warning apply, read this at your own risk, no representation of any person, animal, vegetable or mineral intended although if you do find yourself somewhere in this story with any of the aforementioned just think yourself very, very lucky! As ever comments, suggestions, good bad or indifferent always welcome. Tom email: amias09@fastmail.fm ###################################################### Chapter 12 – Rectal retaliation Having escaped the house Andy was revelling in the sensation of wearing the semen infused clothes, to wear briefs that he had ejaculated in was nothing new, but this was a disgustingly erotic experience. His cock hadn't really gone down since being with Adam and was achingly erect, what he really needed was to be on his own to take stock of his newly self-proclaimed homosexual status. Driving down the road he wasn't sure where he was headed until after a couple of junctions he reached a roundabout and on seeing the familiar brown and white sign of English Heritage pointing in the direction of Blaise Manor, he knew that's where he would go. A stately home set in acres of parkland, it had been donated to the nation and a place he had visited many times with his parents as boy, although now the attraction was not playing football on the acres of grass, but the seclusion of large gravelled carpark. As he'd correctly guessed there were few people other than dog walkers to be seen in the park itself and only a handful of cars parked. Choosing an empty corner where he could reverse up against a tall hedge he turned the engine off and wiggled his bottom around on the seat, Adam's spunk acting as the lubricant in his clothes. After what he had experienced that morning it was inevitable that a hand was soon pushed down the front of the trousers to massage the head of his cock. After several furtive glances around he finally plucked up the courage to nervously lower the zip to expose the briefs so thoroughly doused in his own semen. The thrill of exposing himself in a public place added considerably to the excitement and in between checking there was nobody who could catch sight of what was on display, he allowed himself to slide lower in the seat. The unmistakable aroma of semen filled the car as he rather awkwardly tugged the trousers down to his knees whilst seated, which in turn allowed his erection to escape from the side of the shapeless briefs, sagging under the excess of semen and hand lotion. Since there was no shortage of lubricant to help ease the friction as he set about massaging his reddened member to yet another climax. But then, on the spur of the moment he stopped, his eyes having fixed on the object which had been rolling around the passenger footwell for the duration of the journey. It was with very slippery fingers that he leant down to pick it up and examine before carefully coating it in the very same mix of semen and hand lotion. Sliding down just a couple of inches more allowed his body to overhanging the edge of the seat, knowing at that point he was sure to have unfettered access to his bottom. Driven by sheer animal lust, without a thought to the consequences the briefs were impatiently ripped aside in readiness for what purported to be a very enjoyable experience. The large pear-shaped, yellow plastic handle of the Stanley carpenter screwdriver was most unceremoniously forced past his very unwilling sphincter to where Adam had been not long before. With the anal muscles still recovering from Adam's far more gentle probing the experience was by no means destined to be pain free. Nevertheless the sensation of being filled by such a large, most unforgiving object whilst violently masturbating was for that moment something not to missed. It didn't take long before he managed a minor miracle to produce another deluge of spunk to streak his clothes and even dribble between his legs, there to be absorbed by the leather of the seat. Within a couple of minutes of ejaculating the aftermath of such a strenuous mornings sexual activity was bound to catch up and now driven by worries of being seen, even in his exhausted state he knew had to at least pull up his trousers before he could contemplate resting. The most immediate priority had to be the removal of the screwdriver. However, on pulling on it he found that his sphincter, almost certainly in retaliation for being so badly treated was positively refusing to let it pass. Of course, unbeknown to him he wasn't the first to become absolutely panic stricken at the thought of having to face parents with an immovable foreign object securely implanted in his bottom. Drastic action was called for to avoid such a humiliating situation, but what action? Unable to grip the blade firmly enough because of the prevailing coating of semen he was becoming quite frantic and if that weren't enough, his anal tract was feeling incredibly painful. Plus as an unwarranted bonus, there was the very real prospect that he may had seriously injured himself in some way. All in all, if those fears weren't enough to contend with, there was also the equally painful revelation that he had so badly abused his cock he could now barely touch it, let alone confine it in his clothes. In his present frame of mind it had developed into the nightmare scenario. In truth, Andy wasn't in so much a state of absolute panic, but as blind terror. Cursing himself for being so stupid as to force so large the handle of a screwdriver up his bottom he continued to pull at the slippery blade as images of his parents taking him to hospital and the subsequent surgical removal flashed through his mind. It was stuck fast and no amount of pulling would seem to get it to move at all, the result was that for a few moments he simply broke down in a flood of tears. Sadly tears and feeling sorry for himself were, as he soon began to realise not the answer to the problem, the only real answer was some means of gripping the blade. It was to be a true eureka moment. How though to get to the car boot and find the necessary tool with his trousers around his ankles and a large screwdriver stuck up his bum! The only course of action was to kick off both trousers and underpants, so that he could hobble about without danger of the screwdriver being accidentally pushed further inside, a prospect so dire that it didn't even bear thinking about. After considerable scanning of the horizon and the carpark area he plucked up enough courage to open the car door and very gingerly, for fear of further impaling himself on the screwdriver, stepped out of the car. Naked from the waist down the air felt very cool on his omnipresent erection, moving as quickly as he dare to the rear of the car he rummaged through the tool bag in the boot until he found what he was looking for, a Mole Wrench marketed most aptly as a third hand! Staying outside the car, shielded by the open drivers door he crouched down spreading his legs, afraid that he would either catch his genitals when clamping the Mole wrench to the screwdriver shaft or worse, inadvertently push the screwdriver further in. Thus it was with some difficulty that finally he managed to complete the operation so that the wrench was firmly clamped to the blade of the screwdriver which now, even he thought was dangling rather absurdly from between his legs. In the perfect world all that was left was to give it a sharp tug and the screwdriver would be out, he could return home and all would be well. In practice however he was dreading the operation, having already mentally equated it with the trauma of self-castration without anaesthetic. He wasn't to be proved wrong. A cold sweat was breaking out, well aware that he could be caught at any moment he reached between his legs and pulled, nothing happened. It was held so firmly that in fact he didn't even seem to be able to twist it at all. Taking a really deep breath he again took hold of the wrench and pulled a little harder attempting to wiggle it as he did so. The only sign of progress was that his bottom was feeling quite raw where the blade protruded, he was stymied. Dreadful visions of being pushed through the hospital corridors on a trolly with the screwdriver and Mole wrench sticking out of his bottom whilst Martin and his parents watched in absolute hysterics began to reappear before him. Utterly beside himself with despair he resolved to try once more however painful, before somehow attempting to drive home with it in situ and suffer the abject humiliation that would undoubtedly ensue. After such a situation, whether he could ever face his prim and proper mother again after he just didn't know, whereas Martin would probably die of laughter. Crouched down against the car with his eyes tightly closed he braced himself for the worst and steeling himself to act on the count of three pulled with all his might. Partially shielded from view behind the open car door nobody could pinpoint exactly where the scream had emanated from. The screwdriver and wrench lay on the ground, partially naked Andy was hopping around clenching his fists with tears running down his face. Never had he experienced anything like it, the burning sensation in his bottom was beyond belief, surely even castration couldn't have been more painful! It took him a full couple of minutes to return from orbit on a very jagged trajectory and summon up the courage to even prepare to investigate, now presuming he must have caused some internal damage and bleeding. The peace of slumbering, tree lined suburbia was rudely broken by the sound of a large diesel engine and the squeal of brakes emanating from a large blue furniture removal van which pulled up sharply behind the red Rover 2000 saloon it had been following down the street. The car had barely stopped before the rear doors burst open to disgorge the three highly energised offspring of the Baker family, who having been confined to the car for quite some time immediately escaped to stretch their legs and view their new surroundings. In order of height there were Mark, Sophie and Alfie. Alternately, in order of age there were Mark nearing sixteen, Sophie a truly sexually steaming fourteen and Alfie an indeterminate but randy twelve. Their parents Alison and Jim quickly followed them up to the front door of number twenty eight to put the key in the lock of their new home, Jim then returned to the garden to ceremoniously uproot the "For Sale" sign and consign it to the ground. From the front garden of number twenty-two, Martin's attention was drawn by the commotion giving him an excuse to stop pumping up front tyre of his bicycle, now a regular occurrence due to a slow puncture. Moving to the garden wall he peered over to look up and down the road to see what the fuss was about, the foliage on the edge of the pavement somewhat obscured his view, but he saw enough to know that finally some new neighbours were moving in. "Dad, have I gotta share me bedroom with `im?" "Who's `im?" replied Jim with a very definite emphasise on the 'im. " `im!" Mark pointed to Alfie who was still expending pent-up energy by tearing around the front garden as though he were possessed. "It ain't fair." "I told you that you'd be sharing with `im, until we've made that fourth bedroom habitable, but you didn't want to listen." It was the truth, Mark scowled. Jim smiled benignly, either that or lose his cool. "Listen Mark, I don't want you winding `im up, this moving thing is stressful enough without you two going to war over 'im seeing you undressing to go to bed!" "But dad.. I'm older... I don't want `im seeing..." spluttered Mark quite surprised at just how his father possibly know what was on his mind. Having realised what he had just inadvertently given away he stopped mid sentence looking flushed. Privacy and adolescent sex. It was of course the root of the problem of what appeared to Mark to be a major problem. Something which Jim knew all about having shared a bedroom for a year with his younger brother when they were of similar ages. "Then you'll just have to time, well things for when he's not about or use the bathroom!" continued Jim with great emphasise on the word, things. "Wot d'you mean, things!" Mark gulped, his blush was rapidly turning into full blown embarrassment. He knew full well what things his father was unsubtly hinting at! Jim thought it was time for some very plain speaking as the matter had to be settled now, it couldn't be allowed to drag on for the next two or three weeks while they had to share and with the house move life was going to be difficult enough anyway. "Mark this isn't the time for an argument, it's only for a couple of weeks or so," he said firmly with a knowing look at Mark, "we've enough to do now as it is." Hitting the nail on the head so directly had turned the nail a bright red. Speechless or at least, unable to formulate the words to profess innocence as regards things or matters of the flesh he looked open mouthed at his father who had put the matter so succinctly without even mentioning the actual problem. "Mark, I really understand. At your age I had to share with my younger brother." Jim smiled reassuringly, which only added to Mark's embarrassment. "Oh, I didn't know." he said lamely on realising that his father really did know all about it. "So now you do and maybe can see I do understand why you are going on about it." "Right." said Mark quietly. Conceding that sex was going to have to take a different format until Alfie moved out and further argument was pointless. "We knew Alfie's new bedroom had been an office with shelves and stuff to be removed before we bought the place, so it'll only be for a couple weeks while we sort it out. Now he can't share with his sister can he?" "Dunno, `spose not." muttered Mark very unhappily. "Well I didn't know." "Well if you didn't, you do now! So Mark, stop it!" Alison who had luckily only overheard the very tail end of the conversation joined in. "And, try to keep Alfie out the way of the removal men." "I ain't baby sitting `im!" "Mark, we're not asking you too," said Jim, even his patience finally appearing to be wearing thin, "look we've all been up since god knows when and driven god knows how many miles. Now we're tired. Just go and do what your promised to do. Alfie's practical so get him to help you reassemble your two beds then at least you've got something to sleep on." Mark began muttered to himself as he walked away thinking what pleasures were left in life if he were deprived of his ritual morning and evening onanism, all in the comfort of his bed, not wanking into a handbasin in some strange bathroom. "Fuck Alfie, fuck the beds and fuck the unpacking! I don't want `im in me bedroom!" Now in a thoroughly bad mood he stamped upstairs to take further stock of the sleeping arrangements. To be fair he had been given the second largest bedroom which would give him plenty of space when Alfie finally moved out, but of course he hadn't gone yet. Conversely, Alfie was quite excited at the prospect of sharing the bedroom and being the more practical of the brothers immediately took charge in order to get the two beds reassembled. It didn't actually take very long at all and Alfie did his best to ensure the positioning was such that any activity in Mark's bed could be easily monitored. At which point he made an excuse and wandered off towards the bathroom leaving Mark looking unhappily at the boxes containing his worldly goods. Having discovered the joy of self-abuse with an enterprising classmate during a swimming lesson at his previous school Alfie had become absolutely addicted and rarely did a day pass when he didn't manage it twice. The brothers had taken note of each others bulges and trouser pocket manipulations, but had never discussed masturbation outright other than Mark continually making jokes at Alfie's expense about going blind, which he didn't quite know whether to believe or not. Now though it was Alfie who now found himself excitedly awaiting bedtime being very hopeful of watching Mark undress and then to strain eyes and ears to discover if he also did naughty things to himself beneath the sheets. "I read somewhere that moving house was one of the most stressful things in life," said Jim watching Mark's disgruntled departure, "d'you think that's right?" "Couldn't agree more just look at us, we're frazzled, already biting each others heads off and we haven't even unpacked yet!" Alison sighed. "It's going to be a long day." "Still, I have got next week off to straighten the place out a bit." "Thank heavens. What a pity the sale didn't go through earlier in the week as we'd planned, the kids are going to be barely unpacked before they start school on Monday, I worry about that." said Alison. "All three of them at new schools, it's going to bloody awful especially as they'll be wearing new uniforms and all that." "Particularly getting Alfie to even go, he hates change." "Well at least this time he's at the same school as Mark. Hey look at this!" smiling Jim stepped back from the box he was unpacking. "Look what I've found!" "I wondered where it had gone," Alison's face lit up at the sight of the kettle, "there should be some tea and coffee I packed all in that box, let's fill it up quick. A cup of tea might do us all a power of good." "Where's Sophie?" Jim looked around. "She went up to see her new room." Sophie had indeed gone to see her new room and then, more importantly check out the bathroom since that had a lock on the door. Having been in the back seat of the car for nearly two hours with her two testosterone charged brothers, who thinking they were unnoticed in fondling their wares though their pockets, had really excited her. In fact if there were such a thing as a national English girls masturbation team, she would certainly be in The Masturbating for England finals, as her invariably moist panties confirmed. Even at fourteen her sexual appetite for masturbation was enormous and whilst still a virgin as far as boys went, having previously been to an all girls school she was certainly no innocent where other girls could be coerced into joining her. Candles, hairbrushes, pencils, even courgettes, her ingenuity knew no bounds although what she was desperately hoping was that her new school could provide a girlfriend as obliging as Mary had been at her previous school. However, the immediate circumstances demanded physical satisfaction and locking herself in the bathroom she sat on the closed toilet seat. Legs splayed before her, staring at the staining in her panties, satisfaction was provided by application of the palm of her hand onto her mound whilst the fingers bathed in the silky juices flooding from within. The lock held fast as the door handle was first turned, then violently rattled. "Who's in there?" "Me." she gasped, her fingers a blur. "Wot you doing?" Alfie's voice was unmistakable. "What the hell do you think I'm doing?" Hoping Alfie hadn't heard the slurping noises through the door she very reluctantly withdrew her fingers, closed he legs and slowly pulled her panties up to attempt to contain the juices that once started seemed as though they would never stop. "I don't know do I?" Unaware of what has happening through the door Alfie slipped his hand down the front of his shorts and toyed with his erection. With the mornings early start and unable to attend to matters since the previous night the burning question was dare he risk masturbating after having a pee, that was if he could get into the bathroom. "Just hold on." she pressed the sodden material into the weeping slit. "I can't!" Alfie, she determined could wait a few moments even if he did wet his pants, looking at her fingers she slowly began to lick them morphing them into visions of Mary's. "Hurry up Soph, I needs the bog!" "Oh shut up and wait, I was here first!" "But I needs to go..." Without any warning the bathroom door suddenly opened, caught with his hand down his shorts Alfie looked quite startled as Sophie appeared, her blue denim miniskirt barely covering her bottom. "Alfie you dirty little bugger, you`re playing with your willy again and you done it all the way here, I saw you in the car!" "I... I..." purple with embarrassment he was stuck for a reply, unfortunately also stuck with his hand down his shorts. "So that's what you wanna go in there for is it? You're gonna play with yourself again!" sneered Sophie, barely able to retain her straight face. "You know you'll go blind if you keep doing that! That's what happened to my friend Mary's younger brother, he's got a white stick now!" Poor Alfie, his mouth was opening and closing like a goldfish. Now, if even his sister knew that boys who masturbated went blind, then maybe what Mark had been telling his for ages after all! "Didn't think you were old enough to do that? What is it now, two inches!" Sophie had to turn away for fear of laughing, her brother baiting somehow incredibly erotic had ensuring her panties were now delightfully sodden and possibly there was even something slithering down her inside leg. "I, I can!" he blurted out indignantly. It was of course totally the wrong thing to say as he immediately realised, the folly of such a very personal admission turned him an even purpler shade of purple as Sophie's look of triumph confirmed. "How disgusting!" she crowed, forming a circle with her index finger and thumb in a circle and waving in his face. "That how you do it? I've wondered what all that noise I kept hearing at bedtime was! So you really are a little wanker!" "How.. how.. d'you know..." On Sophie's part it was an inspired guess, but it squarely hit the target. Poor Alfie had been cleverly ensnared and now totally hung out to dry. The secret was out, demolished and thoroughly humiliated he looked as though he was about to cry. Cue goldfish impression number two. "Well don't let mum find you're making a mess in your pants!" Sophie knew she was pushing a little too far and shouldn't have said it, but standing there in shock with his hand still down his shorts it was irresistible. "I `spect that's wot you do innit?" Cue a third traumatised goldfish imitation followed by a rapid withdrawal of the hand leaving behind a distinctly withered appendage. "Don't you dare touch me with that after holding yer willy, go and wash it!" Striding quickly across the landing before finally dissolving in laughter as she ran down the stairs, she left Alfie looking utterly horrified at her parting comment, delivered with all the menace that only an oversexed, hormonal, fourteen year old elder sister could muster. "You should tell mum you're doing that, then if you do start going blind..." after pausing for theatrical effect she concluded, "or maybe I should tell her for you?" Martin, still battling with the self-deflating front tyre didn't really notice as Andy's car came to a gentle halt outside the house. Normally arriving at speed and stopping with a squeal of tyres he was unaware of his brothers presence until he hobbled through the front gate with a distinctly cowboy like, bow-legged gait. "Bloody hell wot's happened to you?" even Martin was rather surprised at his brothers dishevelled appearance, now looking even worse than when he had left the house. The obvious impediment to walking that had developed in the meantime didn't help. "I.. I...uumm.." he scrabbled for the excuse he had concocted on the way back home, "I tripped and fell over, I think I've sprained me hip or me.. something." "How d'you sprain yer hip?" asked Martin incredulously. "Never mind that, mum'll murder you if she see's you looking like that `cause she still steaming from when we had that row earlier about them fucking shoes! You look like shit! You know wot she's like over her bloody washing and laundry, so wot's happened, you didn't look that bad when you went out earlier?" "Uumm..." What had happened was that the plentiful deposits of semen had had time to be thoroughly absorbed by the old trousers to provide a shiny wet outline of his underpants for anybody who cared to look. "You haven't wet yer pants or something have you, `cause they're showing up all wet under those old trousers!" even though he knew nothing of his brother's sexual exploits Martin didn't miss much when it came to trouser inspections, he grinned. "Wot you been up to now then?" "Fuck off!" Andy hobbled over, it felt as though there was something in his bottom that was constantly swelling to become a true pain in the bum. "Look Mart, just do me a favour, go in and keep mum talking while I nip up and change." "You don't look very nippy!" Martin sidestepped the fist. "Fuck off!" under the circumstances Andy did his best to sound quite normal. "Where's Adam then, has he gone?" "Yeah he couldn't stay long after you went, but I'm seeing him tomorrow." Martin grinned and squeezed his jeans with both hands. "His mum's out for the morning, well he promised didn't he?" "Wot you mean.. oh." Andy didn't finish when he realised what Martin was saying. Martin nodded frantically. "I hope so." "You lucky sod, I `spose you'll be wanking all night then." "Might do, but I gotta save some for tomorrow ain't I, that's wot he said." "I would." Despite thoughts of Adam being involved and suffering badly from his own literal self-abuse, Andy's reddened cock managed to lurch in his still very slimy briefs. "Now Mart, please go and tell mum I'm back and that I've gone up to change." "Alright but, you could always come in me room later tonight and help me wank." Martin smiled, it was a very genuine invitation. "You silly sod," Andy blinked, "might do, let me think about it." "I'll go and keep mum out the way then." Martin touched Andy on the shoulder which immediately made him blink again. Why couldn't they have become this close years earlier? "Hey, Mart just hang on a second." "Wot?" he turned. "Maybe, the end of the afternoon if me hips a bit better we could," he pointed to the bicycle, "maybe we could have a go that fucking puncture you've been avoiding mending for bloody weeks now." "We could." Martin smiled. "You know we don't have to have a wank, but it would be nice. You could just watch me if you want." "I know. Maybe. Now fuck off and talk to mum." "Have you calmed down a bit now?" Jim looked up from the cardboard box on hearing the footsteps. "Are you going to help unpack a bit now or just watch?" "Yeah. Dad, sorry about earlier. I just done the beds with Alfie." Mark looked rather ashamed. "I wasn't thinking very well and didn't know about you and uncle David sharing." "No reason why you should have known was there really? Just shows your problem is definitely not new doesn't it!" he turned back to the box. "But dad," Mark looked around to make sure nobody was listening, "how, I mean.. how did you know, well wot I was.. well was... trying to say?" "You mean what you were not trying to actually say?" Jim stood up and smiled. "Because history tells me that that at your age the subject we dare not name is probably constantly on your mind." "Wot history?" he asked avoiding the rest of the sentence. "Well think about it, I was your age once and so was uncle David." "Oh.. oh no!" Embarrassed Mark looked at the floor now realising that he hadn't really understood what his father had meant by sharing earlier and it didn't seem right to know what his father and brother had done as teenagers, but the point had clearly been made. "In fact Mark, I know we've never really talked about this before and maybe we should have, because I don't consider it to be a taboo subject." "Not taboo?" that surprised Mark. Other than joking about the subject, it was with the odd exception usually treated with deference even by most of his peers. "No, definitely not taboo," he smiled, "and since it's not taboo I'll make a little joke at your expense and say with all this sharing stuff that subject is probably on your mind from the moment you wake up till when you go to bed!" Mark flushed. "You won't say anything will you?" "Of course not. No doubt I'll be having a similar conversation with Alfie in the not too distant future... hang on," Jim glanced sideways, "watch out here comes trouble now." "Wot are you two whispering about?" Sophie sidled up and stood by Mark, she had hoped to hear what the lowered voices had been discussing, but was too late. "Nothing of any great interest. Have you been helping mum unpack?" "Yeah, but I'm bored with all that stuff." she leant back against the wall, pushing her bottom hard against it and sticking her pointed fourteen year old breasts out. "Bored eh? That's tough really my darling, because nobody else is going to unpack all those boxes you've brought with you in your room." Jim smiled. "So bored or not, you'd better get back to it, we've got more than enough to do as it is. Have you made your bed up yet?" "Why's he got the biggest room, it ain't fair." she pointed to Mark. "Because that's what we decided. OK?" Jim looked at her. "Besides if you had that big a room you'd only fill it up with even more rubbish which you'd have to unpack!" "I'm gonna see what mum says later." she said looking somewhat petulant, but nevertheless heeding her fathers words to slowly, reluctantly return upstairs to continue the unpacking. "Sophie, have you seen Alfie, is he upstairs?" called out Jim as she reached the bottom of the staircase. "He's doing... something... in the bathroom." Her delivery complete with a look of utter disgust and total emphasis on the word `something' would under other circumstances warrant an Oscar. Jim suddenly smiled and looked at Mark who a second later realised the implication and inadvertently flushed, closing his eyes for a moment to break contact, the relevance was far too close for comfort. "I'll catch up with him later then." replied Jim. "So you are going back to unpacking then, even if you so are bored?" "Yeah." came the unenthusiastic reply. Mark might still have been a virgin and never been out with a girl, but he was certainly very interested in both the male and female forms, as ever did his best to look up Sophie's skirt as she went back up the stairs. The nearest he had come to exploring the female anatomy had been thumbing through the dog eared, semen stained pages of an adult magazine in the bike sheds at his previous school with his then best friend Brian. Sadly on that occasion rather over enthusiastic pocket manipulation caused him to accidentally ejaculate in his trousers! Although they had previously masturbated together a couple of times, that seemed to embarrass Brian more than him, although he was subsequently persuaded to then do the same! Sophie was indeed very, very provocative and she knew it, as indeed did her parents who constantly worried about that aspect of her personality. Sister or not, Mark's desire to increase his female knowledge meant he used every opportunity to find what actually was hiding between a girls young legs. Schoolboy rumours were that girls could masturbate, the question was how? Did Sophie? Only Mark's sex driven logic could conclude that if he could leave tell tell stains in his underpants then maybe she could as well. It was something which frequently drove him to inspect her soiled panties in the dirty laundry basket and unbeknown to him, for her to examine both brothers underpants for semen stains! And, if that incestuous round of stain detection weren't enough, Alfie frequently stole a pair of Mark's dirty briefs to take to the bathroom where he would change into them and earnestly add his own minimal sticky contribution to the existing stains. Meanwhile upstairs, in total disregard for the perils of self-abuse and his future eyesight Alfie hadn't been able to resist attending to matters of the flesh once safely locked inside the bathroom. Still in the process of moving in, certain home comforts were absent including any toilet paper since Sophie had used the last piece necessitating him having to wipe his slimy fingers over his clothes hoping nothing would be noticed. When all was complete he quietly unlocked the door and cautiously peered out and crept onto the landing only to be shocked as Sophie suddenly appearing at the top of the stairs. "You been in there all this time?" she said making a point of looking down at the small bulge on the front of his shorts and then visibly noting small wet stains. Alfie instinctively backed away. It was too late and it was all too obvious what he had been doing. "You've.. you have.. you've been wanking!" she hissed, not that she knew what fresh semen looked like, only the dried laundry basket variety. Whether she was right or wrong didn't matter, since anything connected with the subject would now be guaranteed to embarrass him. Puce was not Alfie's complexion colour of choice, but for the second time that morning he displayed a delightful shade of it along with his fourth impression of a traumatised goldfish. "Took you long enough to do it, couldn't you find it in your pants!" she added, then further turning the knife which she had earlier so eloquently planted in his back. "Won't be long before you'll be wearing glasses then!" "Wot! Glasses!" he croaked. Glasses. Blindness, it was all true then. "Yeah, just like Mary's brother." she smirked. "Mum'll have to know soon, before it's too late." "No! No! No!" he squeaked in horror. "Too late for wot!" Having left all his old school friends behind there was nobody he could ask if it were really true except his brother, but as even he kept dropping hints and making jokes about blindness Alfie didn't know what to think and tended to believe it was true. "Course, I `spect she'll have to look at your willy when she finds out, just in case." "Mum look! Just in case of wot!" puce had morphed into white with fear. "I can't tell you that," smirking she pushed roughly past, "now get out me way you filthy little wanker. Don't you touch me with them hands, I'm gonna do more of me unpacking!" The bedroom door slammed shut in Alfie's face leaving him looking white, his heart pounding. Dread thoughts of his mother examining his nearly four inches of clammy, over-rubbed, slightly bent boyhood and it's accompanying brace of tiny pubic hairs started to course through his mind. ############################################################# Chapter 13 to follow