Date: Wed, 28 Mar 2018 12:35:08 -0400 From: Dog Whisperer Subject: Chapter 5 - Mr. Perfect Dick Mr. Perfect Dick, Chapter 5 Remember, Nifty provides a major service for all of us and it isn't free. Please enjoy, but also contribute what you can to keep Nifty alive! Jonny was still asleep. I was in the kitchen making coffee, and wondering what he likes for breakfast, when there's a knock at the door. It's his mother. "You want him? You can have him. He was an accident. I never wanted him, and his fucking father disappeared as soon as he found out I was pregnant. Here's his birth certificate!" And then she's gone. I shake my head. "And people would say that I'm a threat to kids." I turn around, and see that Jonny has come downstairs. I wonder how much of that tirade he heard, but then I see that he's crying, so I just hug him and when he stops trembling, I get down to eye level and say, "This is home for you and I'll never stop loving you." He reaches around my head and pulls me into him. He's still crying. "I told you she hates me." "I believed you, and now I see for myself. But you found someone who loves you." And then I teased him as I had in the past. "Oh, what would Mr. Perfect Dick like for breakfast?" He grinned. It was a school day, and we were running a little late, so he got cold cereal and orange juice. I got coffee. No boy cream this morning, unfortunately. Over the next week or two, we obtained the rest of his clothes, toys, some books. I found out what foods he likes and doesn't. Not surprisingly, he likes scrambled eggs, hates peas, loves grilled chicken – and surprisingly thinks spinach salad with bacon and tomatoes is delicious! We shared tastes in food, and he was willing to experiment, so that part went fine. He likes the dogs and the dogs like him. He is also "okay" with helping with chores – laundry, washing dishes, stuff like that, and he hardly ever argues about doing homework. I thought wow, being a "dad" isn't so hard after all! Little did I know! Oh, an yes, I did get a couple of doses of boy cream most days. It was sort of iffy before school, but ALWAYS after school! And often Denver would join us after school. It's so interesting that they're brothers, but their cum is so different. Well, different fathers, I guess, but for me, it's savoring two vintages... There was a juvenile court hearing about custody about two weeks later. Somebody must have shoved it up as a priority. I showed up with Jon. His mother was there, but ignored both of us. When I described Jon's appeal to live with me, and then his mother's tirade the next day, the judge looked to her for a response. All she said was, "I never wanted him and am glad to get rid of him." And then she got up and walked out. There were a few other matters. CPS folks said they'd cleared me long ago. The judge asked Jon quite a few questions, most of which boiled down to, "do you want to live with Dave now?" In the end, I got permanent custody, so now I had a "son" plus three dogs. Denver, in the meantime, had become curious about why I liked being – he didn't know the right words, but "you like sucking us, and letting us fuck you and all, and yeah, you really LIKE it, so I wonder why." I just said that I'm about 70% that way, and 30% like he is. "My dick gets hard either way." "Doesn't it hurt?" "Doesn't what hurt?" "I mean, having a guy's dick up your ass." "Yeah, sometimes, especially if you're new at that or if the guy's dick is really big." Then he worked up the guts to ask, "would you try it with me?" I'm not sadistic at all, but I wanted to be clear, and I wanted him to be sure. "Are you asking me to fuck you?" "Yeah, I think so." "I would do that, for sure, but you have to know for sure. I was your age my first time, and I think I was just so horny that I didn't even realize what was going on until it was happening. I won't do that to you. I know you. I give a shit about you. I realize you're exploring stuff. But I don't want to hurt you in any way at all." "I know. That's why I asked you to – well, in the porn stories, they say take a guy's `cherry.' Why the fuck do they call your asshole a cherry???? I laughed, and just said it's really about a girl's first time, but sort of a "tradition" or something like that with guys. He said, "but I want to know, and I want you to be the one." "Why?" "I trust you. Besides, your dick isn't like porn star big, so it probably won't hurt so much." I laughed. Den is now 14, "almost 15." He's slimmed down a lot from the slightly chubby kid he was. I know from our pretty regular sexual encounters that he has developed pretty nicely "down there" too. He's a red-head, and his pubes accent his dick very nicely. I've rimmed him multiple times. He loves that. He mostly prefers fucking me to "just" getting a blowjob, but I tell him I want to taste his cum, not only have it up me. We kind of agreed on blowjobs when either of us is in a hurry, and fucks otherwise. So today's request came as a surprise. Den? My boy top? Asking to get fucked???? It was a Sunday afternoon. Jon was out playing. I asked "now?" Den said, "yeah, I want to know." "We have to both get naked, you know... I want to make love to your whole body, and I also want to make sure you like EVERYTHING." "Yeah, I want that." "So go upstairs. If we're gonna do this, it's gonna be `making love' not just fucking. Get undressed and I'll get the lube and join you in a minute." Soon, we're both naked in my bed. I do all the stuff I typically do to make love to a boy. I nibble on his ears. I bite gently on his nipples. I play with his balls. I move back up and nibble on his lips and then we tongue-dueling. I ignore his dick for a while except that I can feel it bouncing against my stomach. I love the tease. I roll him up and rim him even more than usual, and then ask again if he's sure. He says he is, and his dick agrees. Lube. One finger, then two. I have no trouble finding his prostate and I massage it, making him moan. "What the fuck?" "That's a big part of the reason getting fucked is wonderful, Den." I move slightly away, keeping his ankles on my shoulders. I roll him up a little more. His hole is now right in front of my eyes. I lick it one more time and he shudders. Then I dribble more lube onto it, fingering the lube into that beautiful hole. More and more lube. More and more fingers. More tease. Then I let him down a little and tell him "now for the real thing." My head pops through with almost no effort. He pushes back and another inch or so slide in. I kiss him. This time, he kisses back with more tongue. I say, "you know the fucking motion, and now I'll start." "Yeah, that's what I want. Cum in me, Dave. I want to know." He forgot to call me "Uncle" this time. I actually don't last long, because this is such an amazing thing, to have a young soccer star actually seduce me, rather than vice versa. He cums even before I do. I cum in him, then lick his cum off his belly and chest and face. I kiss him with his cum on my lips and tongue. I feel him get hard again. I pull my now soft dick out of his ass, and suck his now hard dick. My cum is leaking out of his ass, and he's fucking my mouth like a madman, He cums again. Then I lick my own cum out of his hole. Once our breaths come back to normal, he says, "Oh my god. Now I know! Getting fucked is maybe even better than fucking!!! Jeez!" Me: "Actually, when you give a shit about the other guy, it's not fucking and sucking, it's making love. Sex stuff really should be about making both people feel great!" "You made me cum two times in like five minutes!" "And now you definitely know more about guys like me – and the best word is probably versatile. Guys who only fuck and get sucked are called tops, and guys who only suck and get fucked are called bottoms. I'm in between. Maybe you are too. Just see how things work out." "Just so you know. Jonny asked me to fuck him, and we do that sometimes. Is it okay with you if I come over sometimes for that?" "Definitely okay with me if Jonny agrees!" "And now I know how you both feel, except I'm not as good at it as you are. You made me feel so great when you were fucking – I mean, making love to me." We both dress and he leaves after giving me a hug. Jon appears a little later. I'm still recovering from Denver, and maybe Jonny even saw some of that. He definitely can be a little spy!!! I think maybe he did, because the first thing he says after "Hi" is, "Uncle AJ says my dick is perfect, but I think all he wants is to stick his dick up my ass. I say "you already know that that's why he got me involved with you guys. He figured I'd get you ready for him, and in the meantime, I'd suck him and let him fuck me." "Yeah, I know. But you're different." "Just so you know, Den told me that sometimes you guys fuck." "Yeah, we both like that. I asked him to." "I told him it was okay with me if he comes over and you guys do it whenever you want. And also, you should ask him what happened with him and me while you were out playing." "Did you fuck him?" "Ask him what happened, okay? It's up to him to say." "I like being fucked. When are you gonna – I mean, I think you are so cool, and you like it too, so you know how to do it right." "Anybody else ever fuck you besides Den?" "No, but I think about you a lot and some of the other guys at school, and Uncle AJ." "Do you still want AJ to fuck you?" "I think about it a lot, yeah. Would it piss you off if I said I want it?" I reach down and feel his hard dick through his shorts. "I can text him and tell him that if you want." "Yeah. I think he's sexy and if he wants... I know all he wants is to stick his big dick up my ass, but it kind of excites me." I actually want to suck the guy again, even if he is an asshole, and hopefully even have him in me again. He is probably the best top I've ever had. He knows how to get us both off. I text AJ. "if you want, Jon is ok with u in him" And I realized that now I'm the guy using Jonny as "bait." "when?" "now" Here I am, the legal custodian of a boy, now 13, whose uncle wants nothing more than fucking the boy, and I'm telling him "hey, come on over." AJ is walking in my front door 5 minutes later. Nobody knocks anymore. He sees me looking at his groin. "This isn't for you this time" while rubbing his obvious erection through his pants. Den walks in while that's going on. "I saw you coming over, so I followed." He rubs himself and looks back and forth between AJ and me. Jon comes downstairs. Naked and hard. He nods at me. He says to AJ, "I'm ready, I think." And wiggles his beautiful ass. AJ looks at me, and they go upstairs to my bed. I follow to watch. Brandon wastes no time. He's naked in a second. He knows I'm there. He knows I got him his prize. He smirks at me while he fingers my boy. "Get it wet for me." I don't know if he's talking to me or Jonny. I've had him in both of my holes multiple times, but now he's focused on my son. And I'm as hard as I've ever been. I assume he wants me to prep him for Jonny. I suck him. He fucks my mouth a little. "Get his ass wet for me." I love that little ass. I dive right in. Brandon almost has to pull me off. He says "I'll be wanting your hole again soon, Dave, but this is what I want now." Denver has joined me watching AJ get what he wanted all along. He hands me the lube. I hand it to AJ. Den is obviously hard. I undo his pants. I suck him while he watches his brother get fucked. He cums hard in my mouth – second time today. He is entranced by his uncle's ass as AJ fucks his brother. AJ is still hard when he comes back down, and he simply assumes, correctly, that I want it. I want to suck another load out of him while tasting all the boy juices from Jon. While I suck him, AJ tells me how wonderful Jonny was, how he came in Jon's mouth first, and how he fucked and fucked and fucked Jonny's ass. He saw me sucking Den. He wants my ass. He says after I suck him off, I have to go up and suck his cum out of Jonny's ass and then text him a pic of my tongue in my son's ass with AJ's cum on it. He doesn't even seem to notice Den in the background. I don't know why he pretty much ignores Den. After he leaves, I do what he said. I greedily suck his cum out of Jonny – I love that boy's ass!! – AND AJ's cum. I take a selfie with his cum on my tongue and Jonny's hole right there beside me. He texts me back "do you want it from there or direct." I text back, "both." Then he calls me. "You don't mind if I fuck him?" "If he wants it, it's cool with me. It's up to him." "You like to watch, don't you?" "Of course." "Next time, I want you under him sucking his little dick while you watch me fucking his ass right over your head. I want you to be sucking his dick while four balls are bouncing on your forehead. I want you to love it, beg for it. You can watch right up close!" I'm getting hard now. "Sounds like a plan. I just want to clean you off after I suck your cum out of him, and if you have another load..." "I always have another load, man." Den asks me "why did you do that?' "I don't know for sure. I think he's sexy. He introduced me to sex with you guys. He actually tells me to do stuff I actually want to do. I don't know. But Jonny wanted it too, so... I'll be sucking your cum out of Jonny too." "Don't tell him you fucked me, okay? I don't want him to know." "I'd never do that." And then we kiss, some of Jonny and some of AJ still on my lips, I suppose. Den says, "so are we in kind of a secret club now?" I think it's not even suppertime, and I've swallowed two loads from Den, one load of my own out of his ass, two of AJ's, one straight from the tap and one out of Jon's beautiful ass, and now I'm heading up to check again on how it survived AJ's fucking – and I'll definitely want to see if Jon is hard. I never even thought to check to see if he came all over the sheets or still needs a blowjob. *** I've noticed that some neighborhood boys kind of linger around the front of my house lately. I definitely don't mind seeing them, but wonder why all of a sudden one of them starts to linger. I make a point of being outside one day as they're walking home from school, and one introduces himself as Brian. I ask him a little more. He's in 10th grade and he's new here. He's also as cute as they come. Tight curly blonde hair and slim body. He tells me his only real friends are Denver and another kid so far. I tell him he's a nice guy and I hope everything works out. I make a point of being in my yard at 3:10 when the kids are walking home from the school bus, and Brian always stops to talk. One day he says, "Denver told me some stuff." I say, "What kind of stuff?" "This is embarrassing, but he said that if I wanted a blowjob, I should ask you." He blushed and turned his head away. "Did he say why?" "Just that you blow him, and you'd probably blow me if I asked you." "You probably know I'm pissed off that Denver told you anything like that." "Yeah, I was afraid..." "No, you shouldn't be afraid, but Denver will hear some MAJOR shit next time I see him!" "Don't be mad. He said you're a good guy. He said you make him feel like – well, like he matters." "He does matter. So do you." "So can I join the club now?" "What club?" "Denver said it's like a Dick Club. You suck them and let them fuck you, and sometimes other stuff." "Denver talks WAY too much" "But can I? I mean, I'm so fucking hard and they said they'd stay at the playground for a while when I asked you, and I really want to find out about blowjobs and I..." "So come inside. We probably shouldn't even be talking about this out here." He heads for my front door like there was free pizza in there or something. He waits there. I let him in. "Jonny usually just walks in like he owns the place – well, now that he lives here, I guess he sort of does. Anyway, let's go to into the living room." I take the lead this time, showing him the way. "Okay, take off your pants." "What?" "If you want a blowjob, I can't do it through your pants, you know." "Oh, jeez! I didn't – I mean – I want, but – oh, man – I didn't know if – shit – I –" "Just drop your pants and let me do it. Actually, I probably want it more than you do. When you walk up the street every day after school, I look at you and wonder..." He undoes his belt, and unbuttons – I pull down on them and his fly unzips itself. His boxers come down with his jeans, and now I see what I've fantasized about. I push him gently back onto the sofa, and kneel on the floor in front of his 5 inch erection. He has his pants around his ankles and still has his shirt on, so it's tough to give him the whole "dave treatment," but that can wait a bit. He's got a full blond bush around one of the most beautiful cocks I've ever seen. Absolutely smooth. You can see all the veins, but they're almost like the veins in a piece of marble, and then the head flares out. It reminds me of his lips, darker than the rest of him, deep pink, almost red – or somewhere between red and purple. I'm almost lost in admiration when he flips it slightly to remind me of what we both want... "I'm gonna suck your balls first, just to sort of tease you, but you'll see that other parts of your body are sexy too, not just your dick. After warning him about his balls, I lean over him and kiss him. His eyes open wide in surprise. I nibble a little on his lips and feel his dick jerking on my stomach. He's not an experienced kisser, but we'll work on that, too, I hope. I drop back down and while I'm rolling his balls around in my mouth, my hands wander up under his shirt and I pinch one nipple, then the other. "Oh, man! I never thought..." I say "you ain't seen nothing yet. Wait `til next time." I caress his sides. I feel his ribs. Then finally my hands find their way down to his ass. I take each half of that wonderful melon for just a bit, then take his five beautiful inches in one of my hands, aim it up and then it disappears into my mouth. Brian starts humping. I think that motion must be in our genes. I swirl my tongue around the head of that beautiful thing between his legs. My hands play with his balls, his ass, and wander back up his belly to his nipples again. We fall into that rhythm, and very soon I feel his balls pull up. I hold his hips and back off his dick just a little. I don't want to miss tasting his cum – and then, wonderfully, it's filling my mouth. He pumps a little more, I swirl my tongue around, savoring his boy cum, coaxing every last drop out of him. He's breathing heavily, but I hardly notice. Finally, I swallow, and almost simultaneously, he says, "it's too sensitive, Uncle Dave. Please..." I know that feeling, so I pull off. I'm fairly confident there will be many more cums to come. I sit back on my heels and look up at him. "I hope you liked it." "Like it? I fucking loved it!!" And then after a slight pause, "Sorry for saying fuck." And then he giggled because he said it again. I tell him I'm glad he got up the guts to ask, and that "I fucking loved it too, Brian!" He laughs. Then Denver and Jonny walk in. Jonny lives here, and Denver acts like he does. Nobody knocks anymore. Jonny asks me, "did you blow him like we told him you would?" "Yeah. I loved his dick almost as much as yours! But you guys have to shut up about what we do. If the wrong people find out, I could go to jail. And then who'd suck your dicks????" They sort of laughed. Brian was still half naked on the sofa, starting to pull up his pants. Denver said "I want you to be part of the club, man." "What?" "We all suck and fuck and Uncle Dave makes us feel safe. Plus we like his blowjobs and fucking him." "So do I have to get fucked or what?" "Well, no, you don't HAVE to, but the whole point of the dick club is to know that kind of thing. I mean, how can you even fucking decide until you try it? Fucking and getting fucked are really cool. Blowjobs are fine, too, but you can't even believe how much I shot when Uncle Dave fucked me. I mean, I shot, but I was hard again in a minute. Then he sucked the cum right out of me. You have no idea yet how fucking amazing this shit can be." "You let him fuck you?" "I didn't LET him. I asked him to. And it was fucking AMAZING! So take off the rest of your clothes." Den was stripping down as he spoke. "Then what?" "Suck somebody `til he cums in your mouth. Fuck somebody `til you cum in his ass, Get fucked by somebody `til he cums you your ass. We all did. You don't have to, but I bet you'll like it if you do. You can even fuck me if you want." "And your Uncle Dave?" "He already blew you, man! Besides, he's not our real uncle. We just call him that because he actually just gives a shit about us, which is more than most people do. He likes to suck us and let us fuck him. Our real uncle also fucks him. He just wants to get off. Dave likes that but he also likes us – so it's like we get a real home plus blowjobs." This whole conversation was going on as if I weren't even in the room. I'm proud that Den and Jon know it's not just about their dicks or their asses. I love those, yeah, but I love these kids, too. Brian finally looks at me. He says something that actually makes me cry: "Is it okay if I don't do anything back? I mean, I don't think ---" I hug him and say through my tears that "you NEVER have to do anything you don't want to do. PERIOD." I kiss him on the forehead. I add, "NOBODY, including these two horny guys, AND their uncle, AND me, has the right to do anything with you that you don't want." I look at Jon and Den and they nod. Brian smiles. He's starkers like the rest of us now. Then he says, "is it okay if I suck Jon's dick?" "You can suck any dick you want, guy... Is it okay if I lick your asshole while you do that? I didn't get a chance before."