Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2018 15:51:30 -0600
From: Joe Schmo <hairybuttlover@gmail.com>
Subject: The Human Chair

John was sitting at his armchair in his living room, thinking for a long
while. Would it work well? He thought it would. He looked up at the clock
and saw the time. It was a quarter to 3. If the guy who emailed him was
serious about this, he would be getting off the train at 3:15. John got up,
grabbed his coat, and left his house.

The train pulled into the station. People got out. John sat in his car,
waiting for the guy who had reached out to him. He stepped off the train,
just as he said he would. He was short, a scrawny nerdy looking guy with
blond hair and glasses, not too shabby an outfit. Sweater over a shirt and
khakis. He was probably a tech guy. He was scanning the parking lot for
John's car, and when he saw it, he paused. Maybe he was second guessing?
Whatever nerves had caused him to pause, he dropped them and walked toward
John's car, a slight tremble in his steps. In that moment, John felt the
urge to fart. He held it in. John's cock was hard in his pants.

"Ben?" He rolled down the window.

"Yeah, John?" He gulped.

"Come in."

He got into the car and buckled his seatbelt, "Thanks for picking me up,"

"Yeah of course. Besides, no offense, but I don't give my address out to
people who might flake." He turned out of the parking lot, "You still want
to do this?"

"Yeah," Ben was smiling wide. He thought John looked even hotter in person;
rugged black hair and scruff, a strong physique...he had seen naked
pictures and knew he was hairy under those clothes.

"Good. Do you want lunch or anything?" John gave out a little laugh, "Will
probably be your last good meal for a while,"

"No it's ok, I ate before I got on the train," Ben was shaking now. John
grimaced. He didn't want to bring this stranger to his house if he started
having doubts and backing out. But there was not much he could do. In the
email, he was clear that Ben was allowed to say no at any point before they
start. After they started, Ben would have no choice. That part turned Ben
on, he'd said.

They reached his house. It was an ordinary single story house. It didn't
stand out from the others in the neighborhood. It had a chimney, but John
didn't use the fireplace for years.

"You know, I'm still surprised that you found my ad," John said as they got
out of the car. "I thought that site would have taken it down by now."

"Nope, it's, uh, still up." Ben had gone quiet in the car. John could tell
he was nervous. Once they got into the house, Ben asked "Ok so, where is
it?"

John smiled again. Maybe the nerves were because of excitement. "Follow me."

He brought him into the living room. It was relatively small. His armchair
was against one wall. The couch was against the other. Three large windows
looked into the back yard. Across from the armchair was the TV. John
gestured toward the armchair, "Here it is, just like I told you."

Ben was trembling a lot now, and he looked at the chair, his eyes glued to
the seat. "It really works the way you said, in the email?" His voice was
faint.

"Yep. I'll go over just to be clear," With a grunt, he pulled the chair
away from the wall. Ben couldn't believe what he was looking at. It was
exactly as it was in the pictures. The same pictures he had been jerking
off to for the past week.

It was a large square hole in the wall. John had explained that it was
where the fireplace used to be, but he didn't want to pay extra for gas so
he had it removed. Instead of patching up the wall, he left the hole. He'd
also done a lot of DIY. He expanded the back of the wall, which took some
space out of his bedroom closet but he didn't mind that. He built a small
drain that went down into the house's sewage pipes. Just above that was a
long board with wheels, what resembles a hospital gurnee. There were straps
around it. There was also a hole in the middle of the board.

"Alright," John sighed, his arms on his waist, "So...to recap. You'll lay
down here. I'll strap your arms, ankles, legs, and chest in so you can't
move. You'll be naked and your ass will go in that hole. I'll put a funnel
system around your dick and under your ass. That way, you don't have to
come out for the restroom or anything, you can just go into that hole. Kind
of gross but it takes care of that problem at least."

Ben gulped, "Ok,"

"You'll be completely strapped and so, won't move around. Then, I'll put
the chair over you. As I showed you," He gestured toward the back of the
chair, the bottom of it was hollowed out, "I fixed this old armchair up so
that the cushion has a rim-chair built into it. When I put the chair back
in place, I will turn the knobs on the gurnee and it will lift you up so
that your face is at the seat level. See?" He unveiled the top of the seat,
which looked like a normal cushion at first but turned out to be a thin
fabric hiding the rim-chair. "Your face will be in that hole. And...uh,
yeah that's it. I'll sit on your face as long as I want."

Ben's heart was pounding. John continued, "This fabric is in case I have
friends over. Which I will, tomorrow night. I invited some buddies to come
watch the game. Don't worry, none of them will be sitting in this seat.
Your face belongs to my ass only," He smiled wide, "Just as I said in my
emails, when you are my chair, you have no rights. You cannot say you want
out at any time. If I need to fart, I'm farting up your nose. If I want my
hole licked, I'll sit on you naked and that will be your only cue. The only
time you matter is when I ask if you are hungry or thirsty, and I'll give
you food and water. Otherwise, you don't give me instructions. I'm not
interested in conversation, because I don't talk to chairs. If you are
uncomfortable and want me to loosen the straps, too bad. If you're sick of
my farts, too bad. As we agreed, you belong to me for the next 48 hours.
There are no safe words. If you want out now, I'll take you back home. But
the minute I put you in the wall is the minute you belong to me. If at any
point in the next 48 hours you want to stop, and go home...too bad. My ass
is your home until the weekend's over. Do you understand?"

Ben's face was white. He'd been jerking off to this kind of fantasy for so
long, and when he found John's ad online, he couldn't contain his
excitement. But now that he was in the house, he was terrified. It was too
real for him. What if he hated it? What if in the very first minute he
hates it after all? He'd never done something like this before. He'd never
actually been smothered under a man's ass, he'd never sniffed farts, never
done anything kinky like this. If it turns out he doesn't like it...he'll
be stuck as a human chair for two days.

"Do you understand?" John was deliberate.

"Yes sir," Ben gulped, "I...I'm sorry this is just so hardcore...I've heard
of people doing these things but I haven't really done BDSM stuff with
anyone,"

"Do you want to call it quits?" John asked again. "I won't be mad." That
wasn't entirely true. He would be annoyed and disappointed if the only
person who responded to his ad decided to say no at the literal last
minute. He'd been dying to try out his new toy for months. But he was still
a good guy. He wouldn't pressure anyone into doing it. In the emails, Ben
seemed very excited. Maybe he was more in love with the idea of being a
human chair than actually doing it. John would cut him slack since he has
never dipped into bondage play before.

And Ben was nervous. He stared at the hole for a long time. The silence was
more awkward with each passing second. Finally he took a deep breath, "No,
I...I'm ready."

"Ok. Take off your clothes."

Ben stripped. As he undressed, his face was flushed. John seemed like a
nice guy over their email conversation. But how could he put so much trust
in a stranger on the internet? The only solace that Ben had was knowing
that in these last few moments before they started, he was in complete
control. At any second he could say "Nope" and go back home. But that
window of time was getting smaller and smaller. John had pulled the gurnee
out from the hole in the wall. There were seven straps. Two for each ankle,
two for each wrist, one for his thighs, one for his chest, and one for the
neck. There was a little padded indent at the front where his head would
rest, two little rounded poles came up on either side. He didn't know what
they were for.

"Alright, if you are ready, lay down on your back."

Ben stood in the living room naked. His cock had gone hard and was
throbbing. He knew that once he was strapped in, he wouldn't be able to
touch himself at all for the whole weekend. That was part of the fun.

"And I'll take your glasses for you," He said. Ben took them off and handed
them over. John asked, "can you see at all without these?"

"A little," he shrugged, blinking, "I can't see far away."

"Ok. Not that it matters, you won't be looking at anything but my asshole."
He picked up Ben's clothes and put them on the table.

Ben sat down on the gurnee and got into position. Laying down, his ass was
over the hole. When he had to go, he would just relieve himself into the
tube that John would set up. That was the worst part, to him in the moment,
thinking how disgusting and unhygienic it was. But he wouldn't have another
choice. John had suggested wearing an adult diaper, but that sounded even
worse.

Ben tightened the straps around his ankles. Then he tightened the strap
over his thighs. Then, around his wrists. Ben's heart was beating too fast.
He tried to control his breathing. John tightened the strap over his chest.
Almost as a reflex, Ben jerked his body a bit but he couldn't move at all.
Delicately, John guided Ben's head down on the padding, and carefully
wrapped the strap around his neck and tightened it just enough to keep him
from moving his head up. Ben gulped, he felt the strap. He could still
breathe fine at least. John moved over to fit a large tube over Ben's dick,
and pointed the other end of it down the hole in the gurnee between Ben's
legs. He set up a similar tube under Ben's ass. Then, John turned some knob
near Ben's head, and the two poles on either side came together and pressed
into his temples just above his ears. They weren't tight, but they were set
in place so Ben couldn't turn his face to the side. He was completely
immobile.

"Alright. This is your last chance," John stood over him, his crotch was at
the level of Ben's face. From here, Ben saw John at a glorious angle. He
looked so tall, buff, powerful, a dominant man. "Are you absolutely sure
you want to go through with this?"

Ben nodded as much as the poles and straps allowed him to, "Yes sir. I...I
need to be your chair. It's my destiny" Ben's cock was throbbing against
his belly.

John smiled widely. His crotch was bulging. He had been horny since they
started talking online. "You have no idea how much I'm going to love this.
This has been my fantasy for years but I couldn't find guys who were into
it. You'll be my first chair. You should be honored."

Ben gulped, his face was burning red, "I...I'm very honored sir. I hope I
serve you well."

"You only have three jobs once you're in there," John said, "First, sniff
all of my farts. I don't want to smell a single one. Second, eat out my
asshole whenever I'm naked. Third, don't talk unless you are asking for
food and water."

"...ok," Ben's voice had gone weak. He was starting to feel dread now.
Excited and horny, but also dreading if he'd made the wrong choice. But it
was too late to say anything. He had to go through with it. As he said,
this weekend is his destiny now.

It was settled. John slowly pushed the gurnee into the old fireplace,
lining it up right. He had sealed off the chimney long ago, so it wouldn't
be cold in there. Ben's body was completely hidden in the wall. Only his
head and shoulders were sticking out, held down on the gurnee. Using his
feet, John kicked down the wheel stops so that the gurnee couldn't move if
Ben shook around. John then pushed the chair back in place against the
wall. Then, he got on his knees and stuck his hand under the chair. He
found another knob and twisted it a few times to lift the gurnee up. As
promised, Ben's nose peaked through the hole in the seat. John stood up,
and saw through the built-in rim seat, Ben's face was the only part of him
exposed. John grabbed the fabric from earlier and reminded him, "This is
only to cover you for when my friends are here tomorrow. Don't worry, they
won't see you. But it is thin enough that my ass will mold over your face
and you will still get to smell everything."

"Um, John," Ben was shivering, "can we...or, ok, wait, pause, can we just
do this for maybe half an hour at first, just to test it so I can see what
it's like before we do the full two days,"

John burst out laughing. It sounded evil in the moment. Ben's face went
white this time, the same dread creeped back. John said "I just told you
minutes ago that don't have conversations with chairs. No normal person
speaks to a chair. But since you're new to this I'll let it slide. Your
time for negotiation is over. If you wanted to only do half an hour, you
should have said so in the email. But nooo...you're pathetic little dick
was throbbing when I said 48 hours. Remember you told me that? Throbbing.
You loved the time we picked. So I'm sticking with it. It is," he looked at
the clock, "4pm Friday. Meaning that you will be here until 4pm Sunday
afternoon. And now I'm done talking to you." He sighed. Ben was whimpering.
He was afraid he'd made a terrible mistake.

"I have been holding this fart in since I picked you up from the train,"
John smiled again, "And you're going to vacuum suck it out of my jeans." he
turned around. His ass looked huge from this angle, and he slowly lowered
it over Ben's face. The cushion supported his butt cheeks, and lightly
spread them in his pants. They molded over Ben's face. John shifted around
until he felt the tip of Ben's nose wedge up against his asshole. Now John
was shaking. His cock was hard. He gripped the armrests of the chair and
pushed.

PPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The fart came out much louder than he thought it would be. It vibrated deep
into the chair. He burst out laughing. He felt Ben cry out into his ass,
and he heard the gurnee wheels squeak. He was buckling around down there,
making the gurnee shake a bit, but John knew it wouldn't move. And he knew
that there was nothing Ben could do to get his face out from his ass. The
straps and post made it so he had no choice but to keep his head up, and if
John wanted to fart directly into his nostrils, he could. And definitely
would.

"Again, I'll be nice since you're new to this," John cleared his throat,
"You can't be making any noise down there. The next 24 hours will be great
practice for you to suck in my farts without freaking out and screaming."

He felt Ben settle down, and felt him sniff and cough into his ass cheeks.
John said, "Ok and also you really need to not cough or gag or anything.
Anyway, now we can start for real."

And with that, John stopped talking. Because why would he talk to a chair?
He flipped on the TV and watched an old sitcom rerun. He felt a silent but
deadly fart seep out and warm his butt. He shivered in delight, feeling
extra comfortable in his new chair. If anyone else lived in the house with
him, walking by they would just see John sitting in his favorite chair
watching TV, and not think twice.

...

The next couple hours were uneventful. The sun set and it got dark in the
house quick. John had some lights on and was still watching the show. At
one point he got up to grab a bag of chips. As he stood up, he heard his
chair coughing and sucking in fresh air. John laughed. In the kitchen he
poured some chips into a bowl. Then he walked right back to the living room
and sat down. Obedient so far. He didn't have that much gas. Just a few
short, quiet farts whispered out of his ass. They must have stunk pretty
badly because each time, he felt muffled coughing against his butt cheeks,
and heard the gurnee shake a bit. John had a huge smile on his face, and he
was hard the whole time.

At around 7pm he turned off the TV, got up, and went to the kitchen to make
some dinner. Nothing special. Leftover beef tacos. Even though it wasn't
healthy for him, he heated it up with a heaping handful of pre-shredded
cheese. His grin was so wide. He'd mentioned in earlier emails that he was
lactose intolerant, and that he would purposefully eat dairy so that he had
more frequent and more foul smelling gas. In Ben's reply, he said "my cock
is drooling at the thought". So, why not stick to his word? He'll feel
gross for the rest of the night, but at least John wouldn't have to smell
any of his own farts. He quietly ate his tacos in the kitchen, texting his
friends about what beer he should get for the party tomorrow.

Closer to 8pm, he came back to the living room. He wanted so badly to look
down at his chair again, but part of the fun was not acknowledging Ben as a
person. He had to treat the chair like he would treat any other chair; with
apathy, and disinterest. He sat back down, shifting a bit and feeling his
cheeks separate so that Ben's face wedged into his ass again. He puckered
his hole to make sure that it was right over his nose.

"Ugh, I shouldn't have put cheese in those tacos" he pretended he was
talking to himself, "My ass is gonna be ripping up a storm tonight."

He sat back and turned the TV on again. This time he watched the next
episode of his favorite cop drama.

His guts gurgled. His dick got hard. He knew that his chair had heard the
gurgling too. John could feel his face scrunch up, embracing for impact. He
grunted,

PRPRRRRRT

A wet sounding fart sputtered out of his ass. John sighed. He felt the
chair sniff, and then it made a violent gagging noise. Again, he felt the
chair shake a little as Ben's body jerked as a reflex. John held back
laughter. His own lactose farts made him feel queasy. He couldn't imagine
how unbearable they had to be injected right up the nose. He looked at the
clock. Only 45 more hours to go.

At 9pm he got up, and to his surprise, the chair spoke,

"John can we do a time out,"

"Huh?" He looked around, pretending that he was alone, "That's funny, I
could have sworn I heard someone speak even though there's no other human
in the house,"

"John I'm serious," the chair pleaded, "Your farts stink really fucking
bad, I need a break,"

John grit his teeth, and said, "Ok, quicktime out. Yeah, of course they
stink. They're farts. Not rose perfume. Second, you don't get breaks,
remember? You are my chair."

"Yeah," Ben's voice was faint, defeated. They'd already talked about this
at length over email, but it wasn't until that moment that Ben had
internalized the reality of it.

"Now, I've been way too nice to you so far," John continued, "So if you
speak without permission again, I'm not going to be nice. Ok?"

The chair didn't say anything.

"Good chair." John nodded. "You hungry?"

"Yes sir."

John went into the kitchen to make food. Ben stared up at the ceiling, his
whole body trembling. This was really happening. He couldn't stand John's
noxious farts. Each one made him feel sick to his stomach. But he had no
choice. Just as he promised, he was completely at the mercy of John's ass.
In the dark hole in the wall, a pearl of precum dripped out of Ben's cock.

John came back with bowl of tomato soup and a grilled cheese sandwich. The
smell of tacos when John got up earlier had made his stomach growl, and he
wished he would have gotten more food than this. But he couldn't complain.
John had to spoon feed him the soup, and he tore the sandwich into small
bites to drop into his mouth. Didn't want to get the rest of the chair
dirty. He then let Ben gulp down a glass of water.

Without asking if he was satisfied, John sat right back down in the chair.
He had a devilish smile on his face, because he had been holding in more
gas since he got up.

PRRPTRTTTTTTTTT

The fart sounded like it came from deep in his bowls. Again, he felt the
chair jerking around under him. He continued to watch TV.

Close to 10pm, John turned the TV off and got up. He went into the
bathroom, got undressed, and turned on the shower. He stood outside,
waiting for the water to get hot. His body was covered in black hair,
especially on his arms, legs, and ass cheeks. He got into the shower and
started to shampoo his hair. He rinsed, put in some conditioner, and
lathered his hands in body wash. He kept his ass sticking out of the shower
curtain. He didn't want a single drop of water to touch it. Why wash your
ass in the shower when you had a chair with a built in asshole cleaner? Out
of curiosity, he did two things. First, he brought his ass back into the
shower, still away from the water, and ripped a fart. It echoed off the
tiles. He sniffed the air. It was like old cheese in rotting egg salad. The
stink actually made him gag. He started laughing. That was what he would be
feeding his chair for the next few days. His cock was hard, but he decided
to wait to take care of it.

The second thing he did, after he dried himself off, was to rub his index
finger in his ass crack, then bring it up to his nose to smell. Not
atrocious, but not...good. It's a man's ass at the end of the day, of
course it wouldn't smell good. Again he shivered. He washed his hands, then
he brushed his teeth. He went into his room, still naked, and grabbed a
blanket. Then he walked back to the living room.

His cock had gone down a bit, but it was at half mast when he reached the
chair. Briefly, he looked into Ben's eyes, before turning around and
sitting down. Now he felt the skin of his face wedge into his ass crack.
Luckily he didn't have to repeat the rule about nudity, because the chair
remembered to start licking. John draped the blanket over himself, and
opened a book he had left on the table.

For the next few hours, John was in ecstasy. It was so warm and
comfortable. He loved the feeling of being fresh out of the shower, comfy
and naked in a blanket, curled up with a good book, and feeling a hot moist
tongue work his asshole. It was hard for him to focus on the book, because,
despite how much he wanted to dehumanize and ignore him, Ben was the only
thing on John's mind. He thought that at any moment, he could easily fart
into his mouth. But it was still day one, John thought he'd give him a bit
more time to get used to these arrangements before he pushed the
boundaries. The devil on his shoulder was excited. He couldn't wait until
tomorrow, when he would get to hear his chair gagging on the fart he'll rip
down its throat.

As the hours passed, the tongue was moving slower and slower. There were a
few minutes where it stopped completely. John would clear his throat, and a
moment later it would start back up again. He looked at the clock. It was
nearing 1am.

8 hours had passed. Another 40 to go. John wished he could just fall asleep
in his chair, and force Ben to endure his night farts. His dick was hard at
the idea of him being fast asleep, and his unconscious body letting out a
disgusting fart right up Ben's nose. So badly, he wanted to sleep on top of
Ben, keeping Ben from sleeping and forcing him to be conscious with his
putrid asshole over his nose. But unfortunately, John couldn't fall asleep
in a chair. He had to lay down. So, he put the bookmark in his book, set it
aside, tossed the blanket off of him, and got up to go to bed. He stood up
a bit, his ass hovering just over the chair. Instead of saying goodnight,
he grabbed his ass cheeks, spread them, and pushed,

PPRRPRPRPRRRRRR

Yet another obnoxiously disgusting fart burst out of his ass. This time, he
got to hear the chair's coughing and gagging without being muffled. He
didn't turn to look. He turned off the light and left the room.

In bed, John had lotioned his cock and was masturbating to the memories of
the day. He was kicking himself for not modifying the couch instead. If
he'd modified the couch, then he could have the option to sleep with his
ass over Ben's face. Ribbons of cum draped his body. He wiped it off with a
rag and fell asleep.

...

At 7am, John's alarm went off. He yawned, stretched, refreshed for a new
day. He got out of bed and threw on tight athletic underwear that helped
him breathe down there, grey jogging shorts, and a tight purple running
shirt. He put on black socks, and his running shoes.

Walking through the house, he passed the living room on the way to the
kitchen. His chair was silent. He grabbed a water bottle out of the fridge,
grabbed his iPod, and left his house.

Even though it was a cool morning, he sweat a lot during his run. He jogged
three miles every morning. His stomach wasn't feeling good. Still upset
from the cheese the night before. But that was a problem for his chair to
deal with.

It was closer to 8am when he got back to the house, his back, armpits,
crotch, feet, and ass were all sweating. He finished his water and came
into the house, where he took off his shoes, and, with a smirk, dropped his
jogging shorts. His underwear had dark patches of sweat around his ass
crack and crotch. He walked straight to the living room, ready to relax in
his chair.

Briefly looking at the face in the hole, he noticed bags under his eyes. He
thought about asking Ben if he slept well, but remembered that it would be
weird for a guy to talk to a chair. Ben hadn't slept well at all. He never
was able to sleep on his back, and hours of the straps digging into his
skin made him itchy, and the inability to move made him claustrophobic. He
briefly slept for a few minutes at a time, dozing off then waking up again,
unable to fall into a deep sleep.

John twisted around and sat on the chair. His tight underwear held in the
moisture of his ass crack sweat up against the nose. John leaned forward,
scrolling through social media on his phone. He slowly let out a thick and
silent fart. It made his swamp ass heat up, and again he heard and felt
retching under him. John's cock tightened.

After a half an hour of aimlessly looking at sensationalized news, John got
up and went to the kitchen to make breakfast. He scrambled some eggs and
put them in an english muffin sandwich, each with a slice of ham and
muenster cheese. He figured the combination of eggs and cheese would make a
wonderful cocktail of gas for his chair to enjoy later.

He went to the living room and asked, "Hungry?"

"Yes sir," the chair's voice croaked, sounding depressed.

John went back to the kitchen. A few moments later, he came back with some
buttered toast, a cup of greek yogurt, and a banana cut in slices. Feeding
was the only time he treated Ben like a person. John looked down at him
with a kind smile.

After giving him a glass of water to drink, the chair said, "...I'm sorry
John but I feel so stiff. Can you let me out?"

John's smile disappeared.

"Just five minutes and I'll get right back in," the voice was shrill,
"Please, I gotta stretch man, this hurts,"

John didn't say anything. He set the glass down, stood up, and left the
room. Ben's eyes frantically shifted, but he shouldn't move his head to see
anything beyond the ceiling. He heard John's footsteps come back, and then,
to Ben's surprise, he felt the gurnee lower. He was going to let him out!

"Thank you so much sir," he smiled, "I promise I won't complain again for
the rest of the weekend,"

John moved the chair out of the way. But instead of pulling the gurnee out
of the wall, he stood over Ben and twisted his ear. Ben cried out in pain,
his face scrunching up and his mouth wide open. Just what John wanted. John
quickly shoved something into Ben's mouth, and quickly wrapped a strap
around the back of his head, keeping it secure around his mouth. Ben
couldn't see it, but he could feel it prying his lips open. He couldn't
close his mouth if he wanted to. He moaned out, frantic. What was going on?

John ignored his cries, and he brought the chair back over him. Then, he
reset the gurnee to lift him back up to seat level. Just like before,
except this time his mouth was being held open with a spider gag.

The chair continued to moan in fear as John went into the kitchen and
pulled out a half pint of chocolate milk. He chugged half of it, then
carried it into the living room. He stood over the chair so it could see
clearly what he was holding. It's eyes were wide with fear. It moaned out,
unable to make words but the pattern was clear, "No, no, no, no,"

"I told you I would stop being nice if you didn't keep silent," John closed
his eyes, setting the milk jug down. "Now, you must be punished."

He turned around, peeled his underwear off his sweaty ass cheeks, pulled
them apart, and sat down on the chair.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The chair screamed up John's ass. John smirked. That had to taste bad. It
would take another hour for the milk to do havoc on his system, so he would
just have to wait until the real punishment started. John turned on the TV
and relaxed.

...

At 11:30, John finally stood up. He looked down at Ben's face, which was
wet with tears, and his eyes were burning red. Despite how horrible the
past three hours had been for him, he at least managed to swallow every
single fart.

Without speaking, John lowered the gurnee, moved the chair, and then
removed the spider gag. The chair didn't speak. Just like a good chair
should act. He then put everything back in place.

John hoped that Ben finally understood what `you have no rights" means, and
"you belong to me for the next 48 hours". He looked at the clock and did a
quick calculation. 20 hours in, only 28 more to go.

He went into his bedroom and changed into jeans and a plain sweater.
Grabbed his coat, wallet, and keys, then left the house. He drove to the
grocery store. It was busy around lunch time. He picked up snacks for
tonight's game. Buffalo chicken wings with blue cheese dipping sauce.
Nachos. Mozzarella sticks. John grimaced. The milk he drank earlier was
making him feel bloated and queasy. As bad as he felt, at least he didn't
have to experience dozens of his lactose farts directly on his tongue. He
shuddered at the thought. Even so, he felt reluctant to get all of these
cheese products. He shrugged. He always took one for the team. If his
friends were over, he'd treat them to all kinds of unhealthy cheese covered
snacks. And again, it isn't as if any of them would have to smell his
farts. That was the chair's job.

He bought a case of generic beer. Then, he decided for himself to grab a
six pack of stouts. These heavy dark beers made his ass bloated at night.
Since it's day two, he should bring out the big guns and make full use of
his fart-vacuuming chair.

When he got back home, it was a little after 1pm. While he was gone, Ben
managed to doze off a bit, only from exhaustion. And boredom. The worst
part of this weekend so far was the incredible boredom he felt.

John put everything away, and he left the wings in the oven on low heat. He
came back with lunch for the chair. Just a ham sandwich. As he fed the
chair, he said out loud, "My friends will be coming around four. I've been
feeling so bloated and gassy today. Thankfully my new chair will take care
of that. I'll let them out silently, and it will silently vacuum up my
farts so no one has to smell them.

The chair let out a whimper.

...

By the time his friends came, John had changed into sweatpants and a loose
comfortable sweatshirt. Matt and Hugo gave him bro hugs, and they all
walked toward the living room. From their view, the chair was plain as
ever, a normal looking seat, unremarkable and not worth looking at twice.
John had already set up the nachos. They all grabbed beers, John opted for
his bottle of stout. He sat down in his chair and relaxed, taking a deep
swig of the bottle. The three of them chatted about work, Hugo vented about
his girlfriend, they watched the game and talked about stats, they munched
on nachos, they made dirty jokes. John felt his stomach cramp a bit, and so
he carefully let out a silent stream of gas. It felt very hot, and it
warmed up his butt and the seat of the chair. The heat went away quickly at
least. The chair was working. John smiled.

Later, he got up to bring in the wings. As he got up, he smoothed out the
sides of the chair to fix any suspicious indentations. For a split second,
the seat seemed to be in the shape of a human face. But neither of the
friends noticed, because, well, why would anyone pay attention to a chair?
In the kitchen, John pulled the wings out of the oven. His stomach still
felt sick. The milk from earlier was still bothering him, plus the new
addition of nacho cheese. The beer wasn't helping, and if he dipped fried
chicken wings into a cheese sauce...He closed his eyes. It would be very
hard for him to hide his gas. But he had to be a good host.

The night went on, and the more drunk they got, the louder they got. They
laughed, they cheered. John was so comfortable in his seat. He slowly let
out what felt like the hundreth fart of the night. Again, he felt his ass
warm up. And again, he felt the slightest nudge underneath him.

"Dude should you be eating all this cheese?" Hugo asked.

Matt laughed, "Oh yeah, doesn't this shit give you like mad farts and
stuff,"

"Hah, yeah," John shrugged, "To be honest I've been farting into my chair
ever since I sat down."

They all started laughing. He went on, "Seriously, it isn't even like a
bunch of farts, for the past hour it's been one long stream of gas. I'm
still letting it out."

Hugo was on the verge of tears.

"Don't worry, my chair's been absorbing it all,"

...

After the game ended, they sat in the living room, chatting some more.
Finally, it was nearing 10pm, and they decided to head out. "You wanna come
out to Nico's with us?" Their favorite bar.

"Nah, I'm good. I've been exhausted I think I'll just watch some TV then
head to bed." And he genuinely was feeling sick to his stomach.

He saw them out. Then he returned to the living room and stretched. He saw
that he forgot to adjust the fabric the last time he got up, and so the
indentation of a face was clear on the seat. John was surprised that none
of them had noticed. His dick was getting hard. He walked over to the chair
and took the fabric off. Ben took a gasp of air.

"Thirsty?"

"Yes sir," he coughed.

He went to get a glass of water. He wanted to congratulate Ben on a job
well done. Five hours worth of farts went completely unnoticed because of
him. But it would be strange to thank a chair for doing something it's
supposed to do anyway. And it isn't as if a chair would feel something like
pride in being a fart absorber.

After giving Ben some water, John sat back down. His eyelids were heavy. He
watched the TV some more. He realized he was falling asleep. He got up,
went to the fridge, and pulled out the fourth bottle of the night. Not a
whole lot, but enough to make his body feel heavy. He got an idea. He was
trembling with excitement, but he couldn't think about it too much or the
plan wouldn't work. He opened a drawer and took out a roll of duct tape.
Back in the living room, he set the bottle on the table next to his chair.
Then he pulled out a strip of duct tape, and used it to cover the mouth in
the chair. Then, he turned around, and slowly lowered the back of his
sweatpants. His hairy ass hung out of his pants, and he slowly sat down on
the chair, adjusting so that his hole was over the nose as usual. He
yawned. He drank the beer and watched the TV, lowering the volume. After
another hour, without trying he fell asleep.

...

It wasn't until the early hours of the morning that Ben realized, with
horror, what had happened. That John had fallen asleep with his disgusting
unwashed asshole against his nose. Without being able to open his mouth, he
had to breathe through his nose, which meant he had to take in his stink
with each breath. The weight over him made it difficult to breath as it was.

When he first farted, Ben thought that John was awake. The fart made his
eyes burn, and he gagged against the duct tape. Then he realized that John
was completely asleep, and that he just farted in his sleep. They were
soft, but thick and hot and swampy. The combination of lactose, beer, and
deep fried foods, made the stink beyond atrocious. Another fart seeped out
of John's ass. Ben gripped the sides of the board, and wiggled his feet,
and tried shifting his body around. There had to be some way to turn his
head to the side so he didn't have to suffer it. But everything had been
planned out too well. There was no escape. The asshole was providing him
his only air, and so it was the only thing keeping him alive through the
night.

...

At 7am the next morning, the alarm in John's room went off. He could hear
it from the living room. He had a bit of a headache, and his mouth was dry.
He saw the TV was still on, low volume. The morning news. He drifted in and
out of sleep for a bit.

Almost half an hour later, he opened his eyes again. He felt sweaty.
Uncomfortably sweaty. It was warm in this room, and the sweat clothes were
really making him sweat. He knew his hairy ass was coated in sweat, and the
face pressed up in his ass crack also felt uncomfortably hot. John smiled.
He couldn't imagine how horrible the night had to have been for his chair.
He grunted and let out a beastly morning fart.

PPPPTPRPTRPTRPTRPTRPTPPSSSS

Yep. Definitely a beer fart. He felt shifting underneath him. Good, his
chair survived the night. He stayed there for a bit so the chair could
absorb the gas.

He stood up, peeling his cheeks off the face, and yanked the duct tape off.
The chair cried out in pain, and then started gasping. John ignored the
noise and walked to his room, his ass still hanging out, red marks from
where it had been rubbing skin all night.

He took off his clothes, went into the bathroom, and took another shower.
Again, he kept his ass out of the curtain. He thought it must have looked
funny from an outsider perspective; a man taking a shower with his ass
sticking out.

Usually he went for a run, but he wasn't feeling good. His stomach was
still a wreck from the night before. Only 7 more hours of fun. He didn't
put on a shirt, but he did put on a pair of basketball shorts.

He went back to the kitchen and made a bowl of oatmeal. He fed the chair
without speaking to it. The chair didn't say anything, it greedily ate the
oatmeal off the spoon. Even though John knew it would make him feel worse,
he poured himself a bowl of cereal with milk. He brought his cereal into
the living room and ate it while watching the news from his chair. His
stomach hurt in the next half hour.

SSSPPPPPPPRPRPRRPRPRPRR

The fart was painful, and sounded ugly. John cringed and held his stomach.
He wanted to take one of his emergency gas pain relief pills, but that
would probably stop his gas for the rest of the day. He only had 6.5 hours
of fun left with his chair, and he wanted to make it happy. So he bore the
pain, and pushed out the next fart.

PPRRTTRTRTRTRPTPRTPRTPRTPRTPRPTRPTPRTP

The chair was working overtime to suck in these farts. John was surprised
he still felt and heard gagging underneath him. You'd think after so much
time, the chair would get used to it by then.

A wicked thought came to John's mind. He'd had it before when he first
messaged Ben, but he didn't take it seriously. But he thought, what if he
just decided to keep his new chair, and ignore any previous arrangements.
Of course the thought was just a fantasy, he couldn't actually do that to
Ben. But it made his balls tighten.

...

He didn't do much the next couple hours. As usual, he watched TV, and
unleashed his upset-stomach farts into the seat of the chair. He couldn't
imagined what they must have smelt like. And thanks to the chair, he would
have no idea.

At lunch, he just had a sandwich. He fed the same type of sandwich to the
chair, and gave it water. Then, he sat back down. He watched reruns. He
yawned. It was pretty boring to just sit in a chair all day, but he wanted
the chair's last hours to be full of farts and ass stink.

The clock eventually struck 3:30pm. Only 30 more minutes. The chair had
done a fantastic job today. Unlike yesterday with all of its shaking around
and moaning and speaking, the chair was completely quiet, and barely moved.
It didn't matter how loud or long or rank the farts were, the chair
silently took them in. Again, as John's heart was pounding, he pulled his
pants down and sat back on the chair with his bare ass. He felt the tongue
wiggle up his hole immediately. He started to jerk off, his throbbing cock
large in his hand. His balls felt swollen. He knew he was going to cum
soon, so he had to make it count.

He tried imagining what it was like for his chair the past two days. How
endless the assault of farts must have been for its nose. How uncomfortable
its body had to be in the straps. How it had no way of knowing the passage
of time, and could only see, feel, and smell the ass that was resting on
it. How bad his ass stunk from the farts and from not washing. And how the
chair licked his asshole without protest.

He felt a fart and ripped it onto the tongue and into its mouth.

PRRRR

The tongue recoiled for a moment, then kept going.

John came. His asshole clenched over the tongue that was rimming him.

He settled down, his heart beating, and feeling light headed, as the tongue
kept probing his asshole. The clock read 4pm, but he spent a few minutes
relaxing in the afterglow.

"Alright then," John sighed in disappointment, "Time's up."

He stood up. Ben let out a sigh of relief. John lowered the gurnee, and
moved the chair out of the way. Then, he pulled the gurnee halfway out. He
undid the hoses and tubes around Ben's privates. Then he pulled the gurnee
out. Ben looked pale, limp, and miserable. Especially in his eyes, there
was such misery and exhaustion. His cock was rock hard.

"I don't normally do this to guys," John said, "But you deserve a reward
for being such a good chair,"

He dropped his pants, and straddled Ben, lowering his asshole over his
face, smothering him. As he sat on Ben, he watched as his body buckled
around. John grabbed Ben's rock hard cock, bent over, and took it into his
mouth.

Ben had been rock hard for so long, that he felt his dick was sensitive
enough to go off at the slightest friction. At least, that's what he
thought would happen, if he had any physical stimulation while he was down
there. It only took him a minute to erupt cum into John's mouth. He moaned
into John's ass.

Then, John stood up and undid the straps. Slowly, Ben moved his joints
around. When John got to the headboard and undid the strap and posts, Ben
cracked his neck loudly. Like a sloth, he tried sitting up, his full body
was fatigued. Red lines from where the straps were raced across his skin.

"Well...how was it?" John smiled.

"That was fucking horrible," Ben muttered.

"Oh," John frowned, "I'm sorry it wasn't what you hoped it would be."

"Fuck off, where's your bathroom, I need to shower."

...

John drove him to the train station that evening. In the car, just before
Ben left, he said "Well, even though you didn't like it, thanks for helping
me live out this fantasy."

"Whatever," Ben's voice was low. He got out of the car and headed for the
train.

...

On the train ride, Ben looked depressed. He thought through everything he'd
experienced. How badly John's farts stink. How uncomfortable it was to be
strapped down. How humiliating and disgusting it was to relieve himself in
a hole in the wall. His full body was exhausted and stiff with pain from
laying on the board for so long. And John didn't even have the decency to
let him stretch once. He remembered how boring it was to just lay there
quietly, passively taking farts to the face, and then staring up at the
ceiling when he was away. He had constant headaches from exhaustion and the
pressure of John's body. He felt underfed and cranky from the small bland
meals John made for him. And worst of all, he was constantly nauseous when
John farted into his nose. His throat hurt from so much coughing and
gagging. And when the farts were very bad, he would jerk around and the
straps dug more into his skin, making it burn.

He'd turned down going with his friends to a bar that weekend for this.
He'd chosen to spend two days of his life like this. He felt so dirty and
pathetic. And embarrassed. He had been so excited to try out bondage, and
his fart fetish, only to hate both in the end.

That night, he was laying in bed, and he thought about John's ass, how bad
it stunk, how gross it felt sweating on his face, how the hairs clung to
his nose and made it itch.

Despite how much he'd hated the experience, his cock was rock hard. And
cocks usually don't lie.

He called John.

"Hello?"

"Hey John, it's me. Ben."

"Oh...hey. What's up?"

He took a deep breath, "That was the hottest thing I've ever done. I loved
it so much."

"Really? You sounded so mad after I let you out,"

"Yeah but..." Ben couldn't explain, "I can't stop thinking about your
asshole."

"Oh well I'm flattered, haha,"

"Are you doing anything this weekend?"

On the other end of the line, Ben heard John laughing.