Date: Thu, 8 Jan 2009 10:36:44 -0700 (GMT-07:00) From: Adam Pollard Subject: dodgy-orderly.txt As a young hospital orderly I was assigned to prep people scheduled for a colonoscopy. One day the reservations girl had screwed up and double booked old Mr. Finnegan and nineteen-year-old Jerry Fineman for the same time slot with Dr. Bondurant. I had been informed of this at the early morning staff meeting, but had been assured that Jerry had been contacted and asked to re-schedule. Mr. Finnegan arrived at 8:30 and had been prepped and put on a gurney by Rogelio, the cute Hispanic male nurse. The drip was in his arm and he was dozing off peacefully. I took the elevator to the ground floor and stepped outside for a smoke. A minute or two later a dark red Chrysler 300 squealed to a stop near the front door and a strikingly handsome black-haired young man jumped out of the passenger seat. Seeing that I was wearing hospital scrubs he ran over to me and said, "I'm late for my appointment with Dr. Bondurant. Which way do I go?" "I'll take you up, Jerry." "How do you know my name?" "I'm Adam, your assigned nurse. Your name was on the incoming roster at my staff meeting this morning. Have you been fasting and taking your phosphate laxatives?" "God yes! It was awful. I was on and off the toilet all night long. I'm running clear and hungry as hell." I led Jerry to a different bank of elevators that I knew led to a duplicate colonoscopy facility that was just being completed. When we got there I unlocked the door and quickly turned on all the lights in the locker room, dormitory holding room, and the procedures room. "Jerry, take your clothes off and put them in this locker. Then put on this hospital gown, come out and I'll put you on your gurney under a warm blanket." "Hey, this is one of those ass-out gowns, isn't it?" "Well, how else is the doctor going to have access to your rear end?" "Yeah, I guess you're right." While he was undressing I re-locked the outside door. About ten minutes later he came out of the locker room, trying to rearrange the back of his gown. "Here ease up onto this gurney on your back and I'll put the warm blanket over you. Then I'll insert the IV drip in your arm. The drip contains a mild tranquilizer that puts you in a drowsy state. You'll feel awake and will be able to follow instructions in the procedures room, but afterwards you will have very little memory of what took place." "Gee, that warm blanket feels nice. Can you put the drip in my left arm? I'm a righty." After Jerry's eyes closed I went into the "fart room" where the patients are wheeled after their colonoscopy and checked for blood oxygen levels. I pushed two of the gurneys farther apart to make room for when I rolled him in. He would be bypassing the procedures room altogether. I had given him an extra heavy dose of the sedative so that I could have my way with him with no resistance. Back in the holding room, Jerry seemed to be sleeping peacefully. When I called his name he barely mumbled. I removed the IV needle from his arm and put a bandaid over the spot. Then I pushed him into the fart room next to the destination gurney. I uncovered him and loudly told him I would help him roll over onto the procedures bed. That went pretty well. After some rearranging and squirming on his part he was face-down. I spread his legs and licked my lips as I admired his beautiful hairy ass revealed by the parting of his back-out gown. I drew the inside curtains of the fart room and got out of my scrubs. I was naked except for my regulation hospital slippers. I brought a foot stool to the bottom of his gurney, climbed up, parted his cheeks and proceeded to lave his hairy crack with my tongue. This brought about my usual response of springing a raging boner. Happens every time. Delving deeper I stuck my tongue into his dilating anus. He was clean as a whistle. His tissues were hot and silky. I pried his buns apart and marveled as the ring of hair parted and revealed the insides of his pink rectum. I curled my tongue and jabbed it into him some more. My lust was rising. There was a squeeze bottle of KY readily at hand. I pushed lube into his hole and stroked my erection with some more. Then I climbed up on top of him and slowly sank my shaft into his hot interior in one slow, continuous movement. It felt just as good as I had imagined. My pelvic thrusts started slowly but gradually increased in speed and vigor. After a while I was slamming my six inches in and out of him like a man possessed. I screamed and ejaculated repeatedly into his glorious butt. After my breath returned to normal Jerry mumbled something, shrugged his whole body under me and rolled us onto our sides. I reached around him and felt for his dick. I was surprised to find it was gooey and in a pool of his cum. I pulled out of his ass and got off the bed. I cleaned off his dick with my mouth and then clamped the laughing gas mask over his face. That put him out deeper and I put a small towel over his pool of semen on the sheet and wiped the KY off his ass. While he was unconscious I faked a results file on him with some color pictures of a healthy colon. About twenty minutes later he came to and asked if the doctor had found anything. "No, he says you don't have any polyps nothing to be cancerous. See, these pictures show you're clear." "That's funny. I don't remember the doctor or the colonoscopy. But I had a dream that I had some terrific sex." "That's nice. I wonder what brought that on. I'll roll you out near the locker room and you can get dressed." "OK, thanks. Hey, I love the way you took care of me. Can we make a date for later?" "That's funny I don't even remember the doctor or the procedure."