Date: Thu, 19 Jan 2023 03:09:34 +0000 (UTC) From: Yahoo Mail Subject: New Straight Neighbor Part 1 New straight neighbor. Part 1 The house across from my rental has been vacant for over a year, But 6 weeks ago it sold! The real estate agent was a friend and she said I'd definitely approve of the new home owner. Weeks went by before I got eyes on him. I knew whom ever it was had in fact moved in, two vehicles occupied the driveway. A green f150 (nice) and an outback which I assumed belonged to a female friend. I got more and more excited with the prospect of having a hot neighbor. I did notice the truck left daily but the subaru never moved. We must have had opposite schedules as he perpetually eluded. And then it happened, I was home one Sunday, which normally I'd work, and there he was working on his pick-up. Hot would be an understatement. Early 30's, roughtly 5'8", dirty blond hair and fit. I'd guess former military. It was warm day and he was thoughtful enough to have his shirt off, did I mention he's hot! His jeans were held up by a nicely rounded butt, but as he leaned over a fender top I'd see just a hint of ass. It was hard to see his face past the ballcap and sunglasses, but I think it's safe assume he's pretty goodlooking. I had meet him, so I went out to wash my car, which under ordinary circumstances is something I never do, but with drastic times. I threw on some shorts and headed outside. I'm a goodlooking guy, or so I've been told. 22yo. 5'4" and 125lbs and knew I looked good without a shirt. My gay friends referred to me as Lil Scotty Hotty. I desperately tried to catch this dude's eye and maybe I did, but sunglasses hid any evidence. I even yelled a hello and made myself available for conversation at the end of the driveway, but only got a quick wave and back under the hood. I finished washing my ride, which I did not enjoy for one single second, gave up and went back in the house. I told my boss I needed to attend church and could no longer be there on a day of worship, so jump ahead to the following Sunday. The hot neighbor was doing yard work, Same exact attire as the week earlier. If nothing else I was going to have the cleanest car around, but I needed to step my game up! Black jock style underwear under thin, tight white shorts. I checked myself out in the mirror before I went outside and not to brag but I'd fuck me. I spent and hour on the wheels and when I'd squat down I made sure stick my ass out. I could not get this dude to even notice me. I even went as far to hose myself down which left little to the imagination considering what I wore. I was certain my actions spoke loudly, and they said I'd liked to get fucked! But this dude was ellusive. Sunday again and I'm no quitter, but if I couldn't get this dude to talk to I'd have to move on. Same routine, washed the car, vacuumed yaddah yaddah yaddah. I hollered "Good morning" and this fucker would not budge, another quick wave and back to whatever he was doing. I needed to step my game up! I popped the hood and leaned over the grill being sure stick my ass out. I had no clue what I was even looking at but tinkered with shit and then it happened! "Engine problems" He holler at me I about banged my head on the hood. "Not sure...I was gonna check the oil but can't find the thingy" I yelled back. I am not one of the girly kind of gays, but for some reason when I talk to straight dudes I feel like my voice takes a more feminine tone. I watched as he grabbed a small tool bag and walked toward me. The closer he came the hotter he got. His slow strut only added to the intrigue. He did his best to wipe his hands clean before extending one in my direction. "I'm Blake" he stearnly said as he took off the sunglasses. Blake was better looking than I even fantasized. The most incredible dark brown, almost black eyes and smile that covered his face. Not that it matters but his teeth were perfect. "I'm Scott....I mean Scotty....I go by Scotty" I replied nervously. "Let's see what ya got under here" Blake said as he dug threw his bag of tricks. I quietly watched as he leaned over the grill. I had a perfect chance to look him over. So fucking sexy, Just a hint of ass as he stretched, Broad shoulders and a super lean mid section. His jean were well worn, Riddled with stains and tears, the bottom edge of the cuffs were ragged and thread bare. His feet were big for his height and callised. Blake was a hard working guy and it showed in every aspect of his body. "the dipstick is right here Bro" Blake said as pointed. I felt my eyes widen. What was he saying? The what? is where? Yeah it is I thought! "Okay...Great...What's that Blake" I said knowing exactly what he was talking about. Blake laughed, he had a great laugh. I know car savvy guys enjoy educating less inclined individuals, So the plan was to play the latter. "It's easy watch...You pull it out, wipe it off, stick it back in and pull out to get an accurate reading....See your oil is fine" He said. "What did you just say?" I said smiling and putting a mile wide smile on his handsomeface. "You try" Blake said as he handed me the rag and shined light on the location. We leaned over opposite fenders and Blake delivered step by step directions. "It's right there....Yeah that's it....Okay pull it out...Wipe it off and stick it back in the hole...Perfect, now pull it out and read the level...if it hit's the top line than you're good" Blake said in a gentle tone. I knew I needed to change topics or I'd be sporting wood for the entire neighborhood to see. "You and your lady like the house Blake?" I asked him. "It's small, but enough for just me...No lady at the moment" He replied. "Oh sorry...I saw two cars and just assumed, May bad...Does the house still have that incredible fireplace?" I said. "Yup...That's why I bought it...I'm planning to yank out all the carpet...Carpet and puppies doesn't mix very well" He responded. "Awwwe...You have a puppy...Where is he?" I said. "I get him next Sunday...That should give me enough time to get the house squared away" Blake replied and look on his face was so endearing. He's gonna be a great dog owner, for sure. "I'd be happy to help...I don't have a clue how to pull out carpet but I'm strong" I said while putting on a gun show. Blake found my display amusing and squeezed my bicep with an extemely rough hand. Oh my god. He touched me. I about came in my jock. "I appreciate ya offering, but I got a buddy coming next Friday and we're gonna rip that shit out over the weekend" Blake said. Mental note. MUST HAVE SATURDAY OFF! "Well I'll be home all next weekend if you wanted to bring the puppy I'd love to watch him...He's could even stay here a couple days" I said pointing to my house. "Bro...Are you sure? Because that would be perfect!" Blake said as his eyes got red. This guy was so excited to have his puppy coming he was nearly crying. I think I just fell in love, I'm fucked. "I've never been so sure. It would be my pleasure...Here's my Number" I said happily. "I'll hit ya with the details Friday night...I cannot tell you how much I appreciate you Scott" Blake said as he gathered his things. There was a definite bounce to his step as I watched him head home. Two weeks ago I wasn't sure about my new neighbor, but Blake is obviously an incredibly good hearted person. This was gonna be the longest 6 days of my life. My head spun with porn scenes I'd seen. Was his buddy as hot? I wasn't in the house three minutes and my phone lit up. Blake texted "Here's mine Scotty...Hit me up anything...Thank you Scotty" Anytime? was that an offer, or was I reading into a friendly exchange? I return texted "Go it...Same here Blake...Absolutely Anytime!!!!!!" I texted. Were the exclamation points too much? I sure hoped so. We exchanged messages over the next 5 days, mostly about puppy stuff. He did inform me his automotive repair skills go well beyond dipsticks and If I ever needed help that he's my guy. I waited all day Friday for Blake to holler and he did around 7pm. Blake texted "Gonna be home 10 mins...Want you to meet my pal...So if you're not busy come on over" I could not have been more elated. I sat and looked out the window for what felt like days but in reality only a few minutes. I had gotten to know the sound of his truck and it was coming down the road. I went out to the porch and waited for them to get out. Jackpot! His friend was equally hot. About the same heighth, Dark hair and wide shoulders. I headed over. "Hey Scotty...This is Rico...Rico Scotty is gonna hang with the puppers" Blake very politely said. I extended a hand which Rico about snapped off. "Good to meet ya Bro...I've heard only good things" Rico said looking directly into my eyes. "Hey Scotty we're gonna have a few beers later if wanna chill...I shoot ya text" Blake said as they headed towards his house. "Hells Yeah...I'm down" I replied and returned home. Rico was likely of ethnic background or possibly mixed race. Dark features and some crazy ice blue eyes and when the sun hit them they lit up. Another flip flop sporter. His feet were wide, strong looking and laddened with tattoos. There was no other ink visible though. I went home and showered, twice. You never know?, right? We lived in a relatively quiet area so noise from across the road was easily heard. They were partying. I wanted to party too! and amid that thought phone dinged. Blake texted "get your ass over hear Scotty whenever you're ready...No need to bang on the door Bro". Here I go reading into shit again, but I gave myelf a quick cleanse, if ya get what I mean. It was ridiculous how I obsessed over what to wear. I wanted to blend with the crowd and threw on some jeans, flips, hoodie, and of course my lucky jock. I walked into quite the site. Blake and Rico rocking thier boxers only. It wasn't a hot evening out, But the ripping fire Blake had going warranted less clothing. I was kind of caught off gaurd, but judging by the tone of the room it went unnoticed. They were buzzed for sure. "There's my buddy" Blake said as he threw an arm around my neck to give me a playful choke thing that I've seen other straight dudes do. Rico tossed me a beer and I sat down. They were telling stories about thier time in the middle east. Some were funny and as you may imagine some were incredibly sad. A friend of thiers, who they affectionately called Pony, Lost his life during an operation. watching these manly dudes cry got me going. "Bro...I appreciate your empathy more than you fucking imagine, but let's not cry all night....Shots!" Blake said as he fetched a bottle. I've not ever really been a big drinker, but after the stories I had just heard, There was zero chance I'd turn down a bottle if passed to me. "Bro...Drink" Rico said as he capped and tossed the liquor to me. I took a healthy swig and chased it. Never had tequila, but it aight! Rico saw me checking out his tatts and took time explain each one. He even had one on the sole of his foot, which I got a good look at. These guys are so sincere and genuine I felt bad for a moment considering the carnal thoughts I'd had involving them. Rico stood and showed me the one other he had, just to the right of his groin. I don't recall the tatt but the thick black pubic hair and base of what looked like a thick piece, I could describe that to you in great detail. "How bout you Scotty?...Any ink?" Blake asked. I did have one tattoo, a star on my right cheek, but thought best to keep that to myself. "No...I want one though?" I said not really knowing why. "Blake you got any Bro" I asked him. He slid down his boxers and on the outside of left hip it read PONY. Aaannndd we're crying again. It's amazing to me that after the horror these guys have witnessed they are still sensative in any way. We all had a shot for PONY and....I'm drunk. As they moved about the room I was able catch peeks of ballsack as it squirted out. Another things straight dude like to dude when drinking is wrestle. I was charged to referee. Anything I'd not seen before I had certainly seen by the end of the match-up. Decently sized from the looks of it. Hard to be certain soft, but they definetly were not needle cocked. I had to tug my hoodie over a growing bulge. After tossing a couple more logs on the blaze Blake said something that really, really caught me off gaurd. "PORN?" He said as he switched the TV on and threw in a DVD. For the first time since I got here I was unnerved. I had heard straight guys do everything together, including stroke sessions. What do I do? Do I make excuses and bail? There was no way I was gonna be able to hang and watch these 2 studs whack one out. "Hell Yes....Pussy...Pussy" Rico chanted as shoved me into a chair. I'd seen straight porn before and knew there would something in it for my enjoyment. The scene was acctually kind of hot. A chick on all four getting it in both ends from 2 well hung studs. I could see Rico out the corner of my eye he was first to let himself free. He was completely uninhibited. "Hey Scotty...Those dudes ain't got nothing on me do they?" Rico asked me laughing. I felt not looking may be a problem, so I did. HUNG, Rico was huge, The biggest piece I'd ever seen. 9 inches all day and fat! I turned back toward the TV fast. "definitely not in the length department Rico" I answered awkwardly. I didn't want to stare so I intently watch the porn and then saw Blakes boxers hit the floor. I wanted to look so fucking bad. I just knew he'd be rocking another monster. "Bro...Mi Casa Su Casa" Blake said to me. I could look now, right? He was taking to me. Not quite as long as Rico but just as tasty looking. A solid 8 inches seay. I drank my beer and did my best to not ogle. Rico walked his buck ass naked self over to me and assisted me removing my hoodie by violently pulling over my head. "Would ya look at this fit lil fuck...I shall call him minnie me" Rico said to Blake as he pinched my nipple laughing. I was kind of strange. You'd think they be strkoing, but they weren't. They sat there talking about the chick getting railed. Thier hard cocks swinging round, but no jerk session. "Come Bro...Get naked with your buddies...it's all good" Blake said as he slid the tequils across the carpet. I was pretty buzzed, but still reluctant. "I'll pass...But you guys have at it" I said taking the opportunity to check out their shit. Awesome. The next scene had started. Blake stood and yelled "This is my scene!...This fucking chicks a star Bros!" His meat hung perfectly. 8 arrow straight inches that pitched toward the ground. Rico joined in and got to his feet. His 9 inches sat at a perfect 90 degrees from his body. I got caught, I think. Back to the porn. A very petite girl clearly is going to be getting it in the ass. This one could prove to be educational. I am for sure what they call a "bottom" but haven't had a ton of experience being fucked. I sure like the thought of it though. Blake walked past me and dropped down to stoke the flames. I watched the tip of meat hit the carpet and glow just beyond lit his shit up! His well muscled butt had me envious. Another mental note. DO MORE SQUATS. Blake remained in front of the blaze and watched the porn intently. "Damn...Chick is a fucking star" Blake said looking away from the screen long enough to make eye contact with me. The last scene was mild comparatively. This girl was getting it! Her co-star was pounding the hell out of her ass and she was loving it. Moan after moan as he slapped against her giggling little booty. Blake was back on the sofa and they both stroked slowly. "What ya think bout that Scotty me boy?...You ever fuck a chick in the ass Bro?" Rico asked. I envisioned Rico pounding away at me like in the scene, but honestly as the mental picture was, It scared me too, there was zero chance it wouldn't hurt. I was lost in thought. "Scotty...Hello...You still with us dude?" Blake asked me. "Yeah...Sorry...I can't say I have...But she sure seems to be enjoying herself" I answered somewhat nervously. "You ever fuck a chick at all Bro?" Rico asked jokingly. "Sure I have...Lot's of times...Just last week" I rambled out. They knew I was lying and both had a laugh. The porn scene made a slight shift. The girl was now on top screaming away. Another hung dude came out of nowhere, with no explanation, and was only to happy to muffle the noise by plowing into her mouth. Blake and Rico knew I was feeling out of place and enjoyed playing with the awkwardness. "You mind grabbing some more brews Scotty" Rico asked. I had an out! Even if only for a minute and I dashed off to the fridge. "How about that there Scotty...Ever done anything like that Bro" Blake hollered loudly as if I were not just 20 feet away. Still able to see the screen, there she was bouncing away. The camera zoomed in tight to the penetrating cock and I responded without a proof read. "Nah...I mean I did ride a horse once and how different is it really" I replied realizing instantly what I had done. I returned to livingroom. Blake now occupied the chair I previously sat in and Rico was lounging on the sofa. He had one leg up on the backrest and the other on the floor. You can imagine just how that looked. I passed off the cans and found a spot on the floor to sit. "Bro...There's room" Rico said pointing passed his stick at the available space at the end of the couch. I quietly relocated and tried keep eyes on the on TV, but Rico refused to let me be. "When was the last time you went horsebacking Scotty" Rico asked me. I hoped that utterly stupid reply had managed to just slide past them, but no such luck. I had to think fast. I was pretty sure where this conversation was going and I freaked out a bit. "Been a while...I mean my last girlfriend had a couple quarter horses and we went all the time...But that was 2 summers ago...So...2 years...It's been 2 years" I replied rambling like a moron while looking at the floor. "That's cool...But didn't your Mom teach any manners Bro...It's rude to not look at someone when speaking to them" Rico said and Blake indicated his agreement with a nod. "Yup You're Right" I responded looking toward Rico doing my best to not check out his big meat, but given the way he laid it was impossible. I had to look past his hard cock to make eye contact. I managed to pull it off, for a few, But as the conversation continued I realized I was speaking directly to his manhood. What I hadn't realized is that as my gaze shifted my eyes gaped in astonishment and it did not go unnoticed. "Bro...You okay?...Look like ya seen a ghost" Rico said as he adjusted his package. Blake found the situation extremely amusing and amid his laughter dropped his full beer into his lapped drenching himself and the suede club chair. "Fuck" He said as he sprung to his feet. His still hard cock flailing I could not keep my eyes in check as he used my hoodie to dry his member. You could hear the gurgling can as it emptied and dripped on to the floor. I watched his dampened dick as he passed by heading for a fresh beer. Blake came back and stood watching the screen. "Come on Bro...We got plenty room...Scoot over Scotty" Rico said to me. I slid as far as I could to the far end of the couch. Making room for Blake. "Bro...don't be rude...Other way...Blake needs use of the end table obviously." Rico said sly like as he sat up slightly. His leg position remained unchanged as I slid into his crotch area making way for Blake. My elbow glanced Rico's pole. "Sorry Rico...It's all good...If ya wanna help a Bro out I'm down for a handy" Rico said laughing. He played it off as if he were joking, but the reality is I do not believe has was. What he was doing was giving me the opportunity if I was so inclined, but I were not than he had just been kidding around, ya know?. Honestly, I was scared. Rico was BIG and I was unsure I'd be able to handle what he had going on. Blake plopped down and there I was wedged between to of the hottest guys I'd ever seen. Personal space was nonexistent. I had become the center of attention. They both made effort to keep my gaze in their direction. As I turned to Rico he'd twitch his meat and it would jump around. As I looked toward Blake he did the same and it flopped around. "So Scotty...You ever been fishing Bro" Rico asked" with a grin and a twitch. "Nah...I mean...I've been "fishing" I've just never had any luck" I replied. "It's all about the bait Bro" Blake added. "Exactly Blake...Live bait is the only way to go if wanna win the derby" Rico said looking past himself at me. "Agreed Rico...Can't be too big though...The biggest worm doesn't not equate to the largest fish...Am I right Scotty?" Blake said resting an arm over my shoulder. "Um...Sure...I'd go with that" I replied. "I respectfully disagree Blake...if you want a trophy fish you need trophy sized bait" Rico said as his foot left the floor and stretched his leg across my lap. I could feel myself slightly shaking as Blake fiddled with the hair on the back of my head and Rico repostioned himself allowing the end of cock to rest on my thigh. "What you think Scotty?" Is bigger always the better way to go" Blake asked as he pushed forward on the back of my skull. I did offer resistance though. "I suppose it matters what we're talking about...But no...Bigger is not always the best course of action" I replied while watching Blake's pole twitch. "Alright Scotty...Tell me one situation were bigger isn't better...Just one?" Rico asked as slid even closer delivering another inch of himself to my lap. "I dunno...let me think about it...Not to sound greedy but I do not agree with addage...I think more is in fact more and not less" I said looking into my lap. It had become clear what was going on here. Much like the wrestling this had become a contest and I'm pretty sure I was meant to be the prize. They were jockying for pole postion. The feeling of fear has altered to hunger. I knew there was likely pain headed my way, but somehow I no longer cared and Rico had effectively lobbed the ball into Blake's court. "Scotty...Assuming a choice had to be made...Which would you pick? the number 8 or 9...I don't know about you but I'm more comfortable with things being even, numbers included" Blake asked as his hand slid down the backside of head and grasped my neck. "I tend to agree....I think all things should be even cause odd is just odd...Right?" I replied. Rico quickly spoke up "Yeah but look at it this way Scotty before you decide...Let me put into laymans terms...See that slut on the screen...If she was posed with the same senario which do you think she'd chose...The 8 inch cock? or would she be a greedy whore and go for the 9?" He said working another inch of himself on to my lap. For a couple of buzzed up horned dudes they both put forth valid, clever bebates. They both knew how this was gonna go, but being first was extremely importantly, For later on bragging rights, I suppose. I think Blake felt I was being swayed and threw out a stellar closing arguement. "I cannot dispute any of that Rico...But...What if the 8 inched dude was getting the cutest shepard puppy ever know to man kind...What then?" Blake stated and gave me a farmiliar playful head lock. His hard cock was just inches away and yes I wanted it. He released his grip and I stayed put, Looking down at his dancing pole. Blake wrapped a hand around himself and put his meat in the line of my projected trajectory. "I can't wait for you to meet Pony boy" He said softly as he sat back to leave me hanging unsupported a mere inch from his cock head. I was cock struck and fell into a trance of sorts and slowly lowered my mouth over his swollen head. Blake fold his arms behind his head and let out a "Fuck yeah". Blake had the perfect sized unit to really enjoy when sucking cock. I bobbed up and down taking most of his length and then coming off to run my tongue around the head. A disappointed Rico grabbed my available hand and guided it to his crotch. My head and hand moved to the same beat. "Was it worth the wait Scotty...I knew the first time you looked me ya wanted the Big D Bro" Blake said softly as he watched me go at it. Rico sat up and gave Blake an unwelcomed tap to the shoulder. In one quick motion Rico put me to the floor and was sitting next to his army buddy. "Switch" Rico said as he swung his big cock back and forth attempting to lure me in. I immeditely missed having Blake in my mouth, but the noticable extra inch Rico had previously used a lobbying tool looked epic. I placed myself between his strong legs and wrapped my eager lips around his head. Rico was only slightly thicker, but he did require some additional effort to get him down my throat. Some creative head shakes did the trick and my nose plunged into his black pubic hair. "Ahhh...Bro you were right...Your new neighbor is defintely a pole smoker...Good call Blakey" Rico said he slapped me around with his meat. My left hand found it's way to Blakes negelcted pipe and stroked him while gobbling down the 9 inches. Rico insisted I look him in the eyes while I serviced his huge piece as Blake issued the tag. I knew my place by this time and quickly put myself in a postion to get back on Blake. I gave him all I had. I wanted him to have the best head he'd ever experienced. I don't have an easy to trigger gag reflex but knew straight guys enjoyed a lil choking, so I faked it for his benefit and it did the trick. Blake fired off a series of hot loads which I eagerly swallowed. I could feel his meat soften and with a shove to the forehead he was done. Rico stood up and quickly had himself down my windpipe. There was something incredibly rewarding to watch a hot, hung straight dude looking down at as he fed ya dick. He had a hand either side of my head and pumped away my throat. He'd hold my head in place for a few seconds when he had himself completely deposited. "Bro...Did ya know your new neighbor was also a wizard?" He asked Blake as he fucked my mouth. "I did not" He replied sounding incredibly relaxed. "He sure is look...He makes my cock disappear" Rico said laughing as his nut sack hit my chin. A few thrusts later and boom. Rico's seed sailed down my gullet. "Beer?" Blake asked Rico and off they went to the kitchen. I listened as they hung at the island enjoying a beer and bullshitting. "I knew the puppy would seal the deal Bro" Blake said raising an open hand in the air to recieve a gratuitous high five. "Double or nothing Bro?...I bet he's got like minded friends" Rico asked and stated. "Hey Scotty...we're gonna crash...I'll holler in the morning about the pup...Just a word of advice Pony can be a bit of a handful and I would advice you arranging for some help...Two of you could better handle the chore...I you don't mind sharing the work load...Talk tomorrow Bro" Blake said signifying my time here this evening had come to an end. As I made my way out the door I overheard Rico. "Not fucking fair Bro...I bet I can find a puppy by tomorrow though?" Rico said and they both hooted. To be continued.....