Date: Fri, 01 Jan 1999 19:14:27 PST From: khc17@hotmail.com Subject: "Can't Hardly Wait" (m/m) "Can't Hardly Wait" khc17@hotmail.com DISCLAIMER: Well, since most people reading this are probably under 18 or 21 a disclaimer is kind of a stupid idea. Just don't get caught I guess. This story (1 of probably 3) is about Ethan Embry and Seth Green (Preston and Kenny from the movie), it's not to be based on any fact, but if it was...well then I want in... The other two I have in mind have Breckin Meyer (lead singer of LoveBurger) and Ethan, then a threesome probably, we'll see. Lemme know what you think: khc17@hotmail.com PART I - The Press Tour. I'm not going to start this out by saying Ethan and Seth had been friends for a long time, I want to put this somewhere in truth, and here's the only way I can figure since have pretty much zero scenes together in the movie: They hooked up on the press tour (you can catch the interviews whenever MTV reruns the J. Love Hewitt CHW movie special). The entire cast was on the press tour, but to keep costs down it was four to a room. Ethan Embry, Seth Green, Peter Facinelli, and Shannon ? (yes, it's a he, he's one of Mike's friends and beats up Mark Whalberg in BOOGIE NIGHTS). Ethan and Seth always stole glances of each other. Y'know how when you know someone's smiling at you, you smile back and sometimes there's that spark? Ethan and Seth had it. Peter and Shannon, well didn't sadly, but hey, their loss. To make matters easier, Ethan and Seth shared a bed in the hotel room with Peter and Shannon, and the latter two were almost always out partying, leaving the two studs for fun. Over the tour, after about a week of catching looks from each other, Seth and Ethan headed to bed, just wanting to relax. They ended up falling asleep, each sleeping off and on. They would take swift grabs and rubs of the other, Ethan was move his hand casually over Seth's ass, Seth's hand would graze Ethan's tought chest, feet would meet. After a night with the cast Ethan and Seth returned to the room where Ethan proceeded to shower. Not to be unfair, but Seth smelled pretty rancid too (ah, the price of dancing) and here's where we're at: Ethan had hit the point where a shower is just for fun, all the washing had been done, now he was just letting the water roll over him. It kinda startled Ethan when Seth walked in the shower, but it was kind of expected sometime after all their nights of touching. Seth got behind Ethan and glided his hands slowly over Ethan's chest. "I was wondering if this was ever gonna happen," Ethan said. "If what was going to happen? I just need a shower." Ethan laughed but the laugh soon turned into a gentle moan as Seth's hands moved down to Ethan's semi-hard cock, his thumb brushed the piss slit. Ethan's cock was growing rapidly to its full cut seven and a half inches. At the same time Ethan could feel Seth's thick meet growing near his ass crack. Seth gave Ethan's cock a stroke which drove him mad, Ethan swung Seth around him, took a glance at Seth's cut eight inches, grabbed hold of it and kissed Seth's lips, which soon turned into Seth's tongue. Seth of corse, was happy to reply by stroking and kissing Ethan. Then Ethan pulled away, "Get washed, then hurry out." With that Ethan left and Seth took the fastest shower of his life. Seth opened the bathroom door, toweless and walked out, from behind Ethan pulled him to the bed and they kissed, grinding their cocks together. They were both hot, in both regards, and the cold room made their nipples as hard as thier cocks. Ethan's mouth moved down to Seth's nipples, swirling each twice, then made his way down Seth's smoot chest to his cock. He licked down the shaft, flicked his precum filled slit with his hot tongue, tasting Seth's juices and devouring his cock in his throat. His head bobbed up and down in unison with Seth's hips, he was moaning like a mad man but didn't want to cum yet. He lifted Ethan's head, thier tongues met, Seth fed him a finger, which Ethan sucked on, then Seth slid down Ethan's tight body and began to lick away at his Chode. That o-so-sensitive spot between Ethan's ass hole and his balls. Ethan was moaing and having a hard time standing when a full out pleasure scream came from him when Seth slid the licked finger up Ethan's ass. Ethan collapsed on the bed, Seth moved up and swallowed Ethan's cock. Ethan ran his hands over Seth's head and pushed it down harder and harder on his cock. Seth popped up another, then another finger into Ethan's ass. Finally Ethan screamed. "Fuck Me! God Seth, shove your cock in my ass!" From his floor bag Seth pulled out a condom and lube. Inches from his face, Ethan slid the condom on Seth then sucked on Seth's balls. Seth lubed his cock and Ethan's red ass, then turned him over. "You ready?" "Yes!" "Fast or Slow?" "Fast, just shove it in!" Seth obliged and Ethan screamed and moaned at the same time. Ethan's ass was like a vaccum around Seth's cock as he began to pump in and out. Seth's right hand began to stroke Ethan from behind and they made more noise than they both expected. Which, could cause a problem later.... Seth pulled out, layed out on the bed and told Ethan to sit on him, which did really fast with a really big smile on his face. As Seth bucked Ethan slid up and down, his fat cock bouncing against his stomache. Ethan began to play with Seth's nipples which drove him mad and in one massive thrust and groan the condom begin to fill with Seth's seed. As Ethan felt the warm jets in him his cock erupted splashing over Seth's smooth face and chest. Seth's open mouth graciously caught Ethan's white chunks of boy juice. Ethan pulled off Seth and begin to lick his trail of cum off to Seth's mouth. They kissed like they had to eat each other to survive. Seth pulled off the condom and squeeze his juice out and their faces to drink. Then from the room next door they heard a loud moan followed by three grunts. All from the same person. Panting, Seth and Ethan looked at each other: "Breckin?" This story (2 of probably 3) involves Ethan Embry and Breckin Meyer from the movie "Can't Hardly Wait." It implies nothing about the actors, thier sexuality, or personalities, but if they did get it on, I want that on DVD.... PART II - The Boy Next Door It had been just yesterday that Ethan and Seth had made love for the first time, and also the first time they heard Breckin Meyer have an orgasm. The press tour continued on, they'd hit New York soon, but the hotel hopping continued on, so did the partying. Peter and Shannon were almost never in the room, and Seth had apparently gone AWOL, which left a horny Ethan in the room. He would have to free himself somehow, which horribly meant paying for a hetero porn, but hey, cock is cock. Ethan had been stroking his cock for about three minutes when there was a knock at the door. It was Breckin wearing only a swimsuit, wonderfully wet hair, and a towel. Ethan slid up his shorts and answered the door. "Hey," Breckin said, "I forgot my key, can I hang here til Charlie gets back from wherever he is?" "Sure, c'mon in. Sorry there's not much to do." Ethan said. "From the look of your shorts there's plenty to do." Stunned, Ethan looked down past his six-pack to see his hard on tenting high and mighty in his shorts. He then looked over at Breckin, his six-pac, his pecs, and his shorts begin to rise because of his cock. Ethan slid his shorts down, re-exposing his 7 1/2 inch cut boy meat topped with a splotch of precum. Breckin moved closer and they embraced in a kiss, as their tongues met, Ethan slid down Breckin's pants. Ethan grabbed Breckin's ass and pushed them together, Breckin's eight incher grinding heavenly into Ethan's thigh. Almost simultaneosly, the two slid fingers into each others asses. Very sheepishly, almost like Preston, Ethan said "Fuck me?" Silently, Breckin bent Ethan over and began to lick his ass. Ethan whimpered as Breckin's tongue went deeper and deeper. "Please fuck me Breckin, please" he would beg over and over. The lube that Seth and Ethan had used before was on the floor and Breckin grabbed it, sprayed his cock and plunged into Ethan's saliva lubed hole. Breckin thrust violently, making Ethan moan with each thrust. Breckin's grunting went faster and louder. Ethan felt both or their oncoming orgasms and couldn't wait, but just before he was about to cum Breckin screamed, pinched Ethan's head so the orgasm would go away while Breckin emptied buckets of cum into Ethan's ass. "Why did you do that? I wanted to cum with you!" Ethan said as if he had been cheated. Breckin pulled out, fully hard still, as his cum flowed from Ethan's ass onto the sheets, "You're not gonna cum with me, you're going to cum in me." With that Breckin layed down on the bed and Ethan grabbed the lube tube and smeared his cock. He then went down on Breckin, tasting the cum and lubed his ass as well. "Ram your cock into me like I heard Seth give it to you." With that Ethan smiled and plowed his cock into Breckin. Three quick hard thrusts and both were cummming. In mid orgasm Ethan pulled out and began to bathe Breckin in cum. After which, Ethan collapsed on Breckin, mixing their semen together, and kissed. "Looks like you guys need a shower," Seth said. TO BE CONTINUED Well, this was my first Nifty Naughty Celeb. story. I'm a 17 year old in Houston Texas, so if you liked it (that's to anyone and everyone) let me know at khc17@hotmail.com so I can keep writing. BTW: If there are any other celebs you might like seeing me write tell me. BUFFY's my favorite show so you can definatly expect some of that coming to a browser near you.