Casper and the Horny Ghost

"Bye honey, dinner's in the fridge and don't stay out too late," Mom said as she headed to school. She tries to put up a strong front but double shifts at the Burger Barn then night classes are running her ragged. See, my dad left us for his hoe bag secretary and now we live in a trailer park. Don't get me wrong it's better than the shelter we stayed at those first weeks, but the kids always pick on me. I can't help that I look like an eight year old even though I started high school last month. Yeah, I'm may be short but big I'm big where it counts.

Anyways it's about 7 and I was putting the finishing touches on my costume. Don't laugh but since money's tight I'm going as a ghost—hey it was either that or a crappy vampire (blah). Yeah I'm kind of old for trick-or-treating, but there's fuck all to do around and hey free candy.

Hmm, two cans of Coke, four packs of skittles and five candy bars, not a bad haul so far. Maybe this night won't entirely suck—crap! Up the ahead I spotted Jordan and his gang. Fuck my life.

"Well who do we have here?"

Jordan lips curled back and revealed crooked yellow teeth through his Batman mask. His cronies Clyde and Dale laughed it up and then they advanced on me.

"Come on guys, don't you have nothing better to do, like going home and fuck your mothers?"

"You're dead shit head!"

Jordan pounced on me. He socked me in the jaw then ripped off my costume. He tore off my shirt then went for my ratty jeans. I kick him a good one in his junk and he cried like a baby. I made a run for it but Clyde and Dale were on me like stank on shit.

"Hold him down," Jordan said then he stomped on my stomach. I turned my head and barfed. Jordan laughed then rubbed my face in it. God, could things get any worse? There I was covered in my own sick and nothing but my tighty-whities. I tried not cry but when Jordan unzipped his fly and his stream hit me I lost it.

What did I ever do to deserve this huh, WHAT?

"Hey ease off cozzo or I'mma get all up in that ass."

I turned and saw a kid about my age dressed as a rapper. Jordan and company laughed and told the kid to mind his business or he'd be next. The kid smirked then flipped Jordan off. The next thing I knew the wind picked and the lights dimmed. He charged Jordan, landed right hook to his jaw. A loud crunch filled the air.

The brown haired bully hit the ground. Clyde and Dale ganged up on the kid but then the lights went out and when they came back on the pair sported bloody noses, busted lips and a pair of shiners each. The kid dusted off his hands, shot them a glare and they booked it. Jordan came to and rushed him, but the kid must've stepped to the side and tripped him because next second Jordan was face down and ass up. Jordan clutched his bloody nose in one hand and his jaw the other and ran off.

"You straight son?"

"Umm yeah I'll live, thanks by the way," I said and picked myself up and hobbled home.

"Yo, hold up for a second."

"What?" I never wanted a hot shower so bad.

"Chill homes I just wondered if you wanted me to walk ya home. In case those pussies come back. The name's Max and rescuing a cute boy is the game," he said and flashed me a smile that brought out the dimples in his chubby cheeks. I paused and cocked head to the side. Yeah I'm gay OK and known for a few years now, but Mom didn't raise a fool. So I acted like I had no idea what he was saying.

"Just playing, or am I?"

Max wiggled his eyebrows and I busted a gut.

Oh where are my manners, my name's Caspian—yuck—but I go by Casper."

Max broke out in laughter then said,

"You will be molested."

"Oh really now?" I smirked at him and we walked back home.

"You really did a number on those jokers. How'd you do that and does Jay- Z know you raided his wardrobe?"

"Put down the haterade son, I just representing. See I'm a reverse Oreo," Max said and popped his collar.

"What?"

"You stuck on stupid or something? You know white on the outside and black on the inside.And on the real I always dress like this. Oh and about earlier? I'm stronger than I look."

Max dropped his head and rubbed his foot into the gravel. Hold up he was blushing, what gives?

"Oh OK thanks again dude."

"Pushaw, weren't nothing son. Besides shorties got to stick together," Max said and ran his hands through blond cornrows.

"Yeah." I through my arm over Max's shoulder and he flashed me that cute smile of his again.

When we got back home Max asked to come in. I hesitated all of two nanoseconds (hey don't look at me like that you know you'd do the same thing).

I told Max to help himself to the burgers in the fridge then hit the shower. God it felt awesome and when came out Max was right where I left him.

"Not hungry?"

"Not for food anyways." He licked his lips.

"Pervert."

"Guilty." Max pinned me the ground and tickled until I said uncle. The strange thing was he was hot to the touch and I felt light headed. Meh must be low blood sugar or something. I nuked some burgers and chowed down.

"Sure you don't want any?" I said in between bites.

"Like I told ya B, I'm straight."

I shrugged my shoulders and finished eating, and then we settled in for a few round of Modern warfare 2. My PS3 was one of the few items we didn't have to sale after Dad split (thanks God or I'd go crazy in this place).

Anyways halfway through of tenth match Max paused the game and as I turned to ask him what the holdup was, he kissed me! Fuck it was like nothing I imagined. My whole body felt like it was on fire and my boner all but burst through my pants. When we pulled apart I was panting and felt like I'd ran a marathon.

"You like?" Max had a predatory gleam in his eyes as he went in for another kiss. When his lips met mine I lost it and shot my wad.

"I'll take that as a yes hmm?" Max ran his hand over my crotch and dick was boned up again.

"Damn son you packing."

"Guilty." I said and tossed the controller aside and it was a mad dash to undress.

Max was hairless except for his pits and pubs, and damn that boy had the most gorgeous ass I ever did see, mmmhhmmm. He had nothing to be ashamed of either, just saying. I wwent to go down on him but Max shoved me back and then lick every inch of me.

Starting with my feet, he snaked his tongue between my toes. I was racked with a case of the giggles.

"Something funny?" Max glowed at me.

"Chilax dude just a bit ticklish down there is all."

"Well best move on then."

Max shot me a devilish grin and licked his tongue up to my crotch. The little shit dragged it out as he moved inch by inch. He stopped every so often and looked up at me with those beautiful green eyes of his and then smirked. When I couldn't take it any more I tossed a pillow at him. That did the trick `cause he flipped me over and on my butt.

I waited for his tongue to make contact with my pooshut but it never happened. I turned my head and Max was crying.

"What's wrong?"

"There's something I have to you first and you'll probably hate me,"

"Come on it can't that bad your not a vampire or anything, riught?" I laughed at my joke but Max stilled.

"It's complicated But Basically I'm a ghost." He was his hand and the nest thing I knew it was gone.

"But, whoa, shit, how?" My heart hammered in my chest so hard I thought would burst out of it Alien style.

"Calm down. About a year ago I got stung by a bunch of bee. And now I'm here."

"So what you'r her to ghost rape me then it's off to your next victim?" I could the blood rushing to my ears snd cheeks .

"It's not like that at all."

"Then explain it to me mister!"

" I'm not allowed too . I shouldn't even told this much. OG is really bust cap in my ass on this one." Max groaned and got up to leave, but I pulled him back.

"You're like a guardian angel then?"

"Still in training though. You were my first solo mission."

"Oh. So what now?"

"Well I do know a boy who could use an all-night sex-a-thon." There was that smirk again. Damn it why did he have to so adorable.

When he entered me it was like nothing I imagined, it felt like my whole body was one giant penis. Every thrust felt like a mini-orgasm. Max must have used his ghost powers to prolong my pleasure because I when I finally came I pasted out within seconds.

As I slept I had the weirdest dream. Max where there and we told this was last time he'd see me in while. But not to worry things because things would look up for us.

"No, you can't leave me!"

"I don't want but the boss says I have to. But I can still see you in your dreams. Be strong Casper."

Like that the dream was and when I turned the bed was empty save for the indented spot next to me. I cried for days after that, and then Max popped into my dream one night and chewed me out. Not long after that Dad began paying his back child support and we moved to a two bedroom apartment not far from Mom's college. She graduted top of her classes and found work as an RN. I asked Max if he anything to do with Dad's change of heart and just shrugged his shoulder and smirked.

As for me? Well, I started taking martial arts lessons and since then no one mess with and if they I can lay the smack down on them. I came to mom after freshman year and she took in strides but said she still loves and as long as I'm happy she doesn't care. I've been with my current boyfriend, Jason, for five years. It was crazy how we met but it's his story to tell.

I have a sneaking suspicion a ghetto fab angel had something to do with it. The last time I saw Max was at graduation. After I received my diploma he appeared out of nowhere and gave me a giant hug. We talk a bit about his job and he vented about all the paperwork he had to fill out just to come for this quick visit. We laughed like old times then he vanished. I'll never forget that horny ghost.

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