Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 23:13:58 +0000 From: CJ Subject: Desperate Housewives Boys Desperate housewives is property of ABC and Disney, and is copyrighted material. This story is not mean to imply anything about the sexual preference of Shawn Pyfrom or Jesse Matcalfe and is pure fiction. Do not read this story if you are under 18, and all of the material in it is purely fictional and would be pretty fucking stupid to do yourself. I love Desperate Housewives; it's just so trashy. The celebrity file now kind of sucks, because who every is writing these bullshit ones about "love" and "forgiveness" are just awful. We get it! You're weepy homos! Get over it, come out and get yourself a boyfriend. "Ohhhhh Damn. Shiiiiiiiiit. Oh keep doing that" John moaned as Gabrielle's head bobbed up and down. Gabrielle had finished her yoga and just wanted to please her favorite gardener. Her pink lips were wrapped around his 8 inch perfect shaft. Her blowjobs were good, and Gabrielle really knew how to use her tongue. "Keep it up Ms. Solise...." Andrew Van De Kamp walked across the street with a pot of scalding soup. His bitch of a mother Brie had heard that Gabrielle wasn't feeling well and made her friend homemade Minestrone. She had told Andrew that if he didn't deliver the soup, she would make dinners 2 hours longer than normal. Andrew walked up the stairs and was stunned. There, he saw Ms. Solise, the woman he had masturbated to so many times, going down on her gardener John, who went to his high school. Andrew liked the jerk off to John giving it to Ms. Solise doggy style, but he never thought they were actually fucking. Andrew was so stunned he dropped the pot of soup, making a huge clanging noise. Gabrielle turned around and all three locked eyes. :"I--I--bye" Andrew said as he started running back to his house. John pulled up his briefs and jeans and chased after Andrew shirtless. Andrew hopped three fences before falling flat on his face. John jumped over and picked him up, throwing him against the back of one of their neighbor's garage. "I'm gonna kick your ass if you tell anyone." John said as he pushed Andrew back again. "Dude! That was awesome, I won't tell anyone." Andrew replied. "See, that's just the problem. You will tell someone, and now I am fucked and I have blue balls..." John trailed off. Suddenly Andrew saw a sly look go across his face. "Here's how we keep it a secret." John said as he brushed Andrew's dirty blonde choppy locks. Andrew had never done anything more with guys than jerking off with his buddies, but John had gotten lots of blowjobs from just about anyone who was willing. John stepped back, his built body in the sunshine showering down into the secluded area behind the garage. He undid the button on his jeans and pulled them off. Andrew's cock sprung to attention when he saw this bronzed god in his jockeys. Andrew saw a small stain where John's meat had leaked precum. John pulled out his semi hard cock "Suck it.". Andrew didn't have to be told twice. He knelt down and placed the 5-inch long, semi-hard cock in his mouth. Andrew grabbed John's cock and began licking the dick head. As Andrew licked his first cut penis, John's wang sprung to attention. "Put the whole thing in your mouth" John urged Andrew. His lips encircled his cock and he began to bob up and down. As John's dick hit the back of his throat, Andrew pulled his head back, he tongue running along the veiny shaft. Back and forth he bobbed his head. To help him out, John grabbed the back of Andrew's dirty blonde head and pushed it forward and back. Andrew ran his tongue around the cock. John had never gotten such a hot blowjob. Andrew began to pull and squeeze gently on John's balls. John began to rock his hips back and forth, while he moved Andrew's head at the same time. "Ohhhhh fuck bitch, you are good" John moaned as his orgasm built. "Jessssssssssus. Fuck. Ugh. God damn. Uggggggh" John moaned as his orgasm exploded. His felt like his whole body tingle as he shot a gigantic load deep into Andrew's moist throat. Andrew was forced to swallow. "Wow. That was the best blow job I think I have ever had." Andrew stood up and John pushed him against the wall. They started to kiss and John pulled off Andrew's shirt. Andrew wasn't as muscular as he was, but he hairless chest and slender muscular frame was great looking. As the there two tongues wrestled in each other's mouths, John undid Andrew's jeans. John was wearing green and gray striped boxer briefs, with a prominent bulge. "You gonna suck me off?" Andrew asked. "No." John said. Andrew looked down to see that Andrew's 8 inch shaft was still hard as steel. "Turn around and pull off your boxer briefs" Andrew loved being told what to do and turned around facing the wall. John wrapped his toned arm around Andrew's chest and slipped two of his fingers into Andrew's virgin asshole. "Relax Andrew, it will hurt less." John pushed his fingers in and out of Andrew's tight rosebud asshole. John closed his eyes and the pain went away. He started liking the fingers rubbing and pushing against his g-spot. John lined his spit-lubed hard-on up to Andrew's pink twink pussy. He pushed his thick dick head into Andrews's asshole, with each inch destroying his cherry. John's sweaty chest rubbed up against, his cock pushed deep into Andrew's asshole. With his free hand, John started jerking off Andrew's 6 incher. "You like my cock in you? Your asshole is tighter than Ms. Solise's..." John whispered in Andrew's ear. Andrew was now really into it, realizing his asshole was being penetrated by the same cock that fucks Ms. Solise in real life and in his fantasies. John started fucking into Andrew hard and harder, with his hand jerking off Andrew more and more furiously. The pushed his cock in and out and in and out of his asshole. His big hairless balls slapping into Andrew's, their fucking getting louder and louder. "Ooooooh fuck yeah" Andrew moaned as John pistoned fucked him. Andrew stuck his tongue in John's mouth as his big cock and body dominated Andrew's tight asshole and twink body. With each thrust John hit Andrew's prostate, and the jerking off made Andrew close. "Fuck John" Andrew moaned as he pulled his lips away. He let down his head as he felt his orgasm come. "Fucccccccck!" Andrew moaned allowed as he shot his spooge all over the wall, his hairless chest and John's hand. With such a powerful orgasm, he asshole clamped around John's cock and John started to cum. "Fucccccck, bitch, here it cums again." John moaned ass he emptied another huge load into Andrew's now well fucked asshole. Andrew felt John's seed deep in side his as John pulled his cock out. Andrew turned around to see John dressing. "Don't tell a soul. But if you want to do this again, I don't do that much gardening..." John said as he hopped the fence.