Date: Wed, 8 Oct 2008 10:58:34 -0700 (PDT) From: Tim Stillman Subject: g/m Celebrity Chapter 5 of Naked Brothers Band-Really Naked Naked Brothers Band--Really Naked--Chapter 5 By Tim Stillman (Thanks to Dover for helping me greatly on this chapter as well) "It's coming," Alex said in the forest. "I can feel it. Smell it. Taste it. It's coming. And it's gonna be real scary." "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HEEEEERRRRRRRRR-whoa hahahahaho hohehe." As Alex turned around ready to scream. Then his pinprick goosepimples settled down into a "Oh, come on, Nat. Really!!!" Nat took the flashlight, the beam of which he had held to his face down and said, "It worked in `The Blair Witch Project.'" He turned it off. Alex pulled his Moo cap down onto his head and snidely laughed. "Nothing worked in `The Blair Witch Project.'" Alex tossed the flashlight on the October brown leaf crunch ground. He sighed and got off his knees. He was wearing NBB undies as was Alex and their camping mate and NBB boy, David, all three along and alone in the forest primeval for the weekend. They had gone skinny-dipping. They had chased each other in the rain today, naked. They had dried off with towels and giggled about boners that just simply would not go down. The thing was Nat didn't know about Alex, and Cole of The Suite Life, and Alex didn't know about Nat and David. Everybody was keeping secrets. Their titties were hard and the wind blew cold as all three boys wanted to, were out of their heads to, had to, just had to, suck each other off. But nobody could know. So. Pretty tough for a boy to suck off another boy, when said boy being sucked, did not somehow know he was being sucked. So basically today, Saturday, was fun and fun some more, but it was also pretty frustrating for all. The reason they were wearing only their undies was Alex's idea--to be bare in the air is funnest of all, for being bare in your room or the shower or such was nothing, big deal, so being bare in nature and trees and creepy night sounds, ten miles from anything even close to civilization was the boys' way of camping young boy style. Oh yes, they had sat around the battery powered "camp fire" and had crossed their legs, Indian style, and had eaten David's weenies, and had made giggle jokes about them, "Hey, David, how many weenies you got? I just got one. Wanna see?" Asked Alex with his devilish little smile as Nat looked at him with arched left eyebrow, he was good at that, and a winsome big brother silent question--how did you get so brave? So they pulled down their undies--which had the picture of David's face over the brother's penises which David love immensely and liked to think Ian had them designed that way on purpose. That the two brothers were hot for him, not just Nat, but Alex too, and how they had all sneaked looks at each other as the boys dived naked into the lake and saw penises flopping and flying and naked butts and backs curved and jack knife maneuvers that showed little boy and not so little boy muscles and then coming back to the surface and throwing back their heads to get the water out of their eyes, then playing splashy games involving for a moment or two, grab the other boys' penises and then lying naked on the cold bank under the bare limbed trees, on their stomachs sometimes, checking out rear ends, then on their backs sometimes, different boys different times, Nat idly rubbing his soft penis, David holding his own balls not daring to look at the two brothers, even though he now had his glasses on, for my god's sake he had made out with Nat and they were in love for definite sure, but Alex had to be protected. Alex, who had fucked Rosie, Alex who had done it three ways with them, blown, fucked, sucked, but we have to keep this pretense up because David is a choir boy and he was sweet but he was also hot and nice and kind and hot and really really hot..dammit, Alex, why do you have to be here? Nat sighed and rubbed his flat belly and closed his eyes dreaming of David who was right there, and Alex dreaming of a three-way with them, and Nat said, let's put on our NBB briefs and get back to the "fire"--no one could make a fire, this was their first camping trip, Nat being old enough and mature enough for them to be driven and left here until Monday morning, Monday being a school day, but permission granted to go in late. So at the portable "fire," after finishing David's weenies, Alex had made the joke that turned out to be the key to get the boys going, after a few hours delay, as David pushed his gold rimmed glasses up on his nose, his hair a little darker than gold because it had gotten wet and the boys had not dried off properly, they were primitives out here, after all; and that was part of ---primitiveness, Alex said and smiled as he sat up and pulled off his undies, saying to the other two, let's measure. To which David said, "Let's put the pennie to the weenie," as he held an uncooked hot dog in one hand, as he also sat up and exposed himself bare to the world. Then Nat laughing and hard as could be, watching naked David and naked Alex, put the weenie to the pennies to the weenie; then pretty soon all the boys were hard as they measured, and Alex thinking, this is David? Innocent little sweetheart David. Then Alex thought, oh yesssssss. But they did the measuring as boys do who are not sexually attracted to each other, or at least they pretend not to be, still and all, all their balls were tight as could be, they made each other laugh by making their penises go up and down just by willing it, then by their muscles, then by each taking turns with their own penises and the other's by lightly flipping them up and down with their hands. So this was an hour ago, their tits were hard, their dicks were so hard they were in pain, their balls too, they wanted to leap on each other. Instead David being the boy he was, decided to start telling ghost stories. So this time boy turn on would be for scary story reasons. So, later that night, the forest turned pretty nightmarish. All these noises they seemed to have never heard ever in their lives, except in movies or on TV started gnawing into them and making each boy lose his erection, for they had seen the Friday the 13th movies and knew make out in the woods--and die---they had put on their briefs NBB style and had sat with each other till David said he really was cold and needed to get to the tent and get in his sleeping bag, so Nat said sure and Alex called David chicken, and he left them there in front of the tent, where they thought they heard wolves, there were none here, they thought they heard werewolves, there were none here, they thought they heard chainsaws, there were none here, which was when Nat told himself to snap out of it, and thus the flashlight beam pointing upward on his face as he tried to terrify Alex even more, and truth to tell, himself a little less. "Oh sure, bro," said Alex. "Scary as `The Bare Tits Project.' Ha ha. Big deal." Nat looked at his bro. Nat took off Alex's hat--"hey give that back!"--as Alex made a grab for it, but Nat held it far away and way in the air. "I GOT GROUNDED BECAUSE YOU WATHED THAT ON PPP???? And Gary got grounded too????? Cause we were spending the weekend together and each of us thought it was the other--why you little...." As Alex did the unreasonable. He went for his brother and pushed him over on the hard ground--"ouch"--and started licking Nat's hard tits, first left, then right, then scurried his hand down to Nat's BBB undies and took Nat's hard flag pole, licked his brother's body down the side to Nat's penis and pulled off the thin material, causing Nat to shiver for various reasons and then Alex's warm little mouth devoured Big Bro's dick that came in that warm moist place in about 9.3 seconds. In fact, it was exactly 9.3 seconds. Because David told them. He had been timing them with his big clock watch with his own flashlight on the dial, flicking back and forth to the brothers having sex. The brothers froze. Cum leaking like milk out of Alex's mouth. Nat's hard on bouncing back against his hairless smooth groin. David said, seemingly not surprised, though he was terribly surprised, and somewhat hurt that he hadn't been asked by Nat to join in and more hurt even that he was not Nat's only lover. But David's penis seemed to say forgive and forget because the tent pole in his briefs told him so. Nat smiled at him, as he and Alex got up at the same time, went over to David, in the forest, which made this for some pine tree scented reason way even sexier than indoors. Nat and Alex took each side of David's undies, pulled them down fast, his cock moving like a springing spring board, as David started to take off his glasses, but was stopped by Nat who said: "You look so hot being naked except for your glasses and your watch. Leave them on?" David felt sexier that way too, none of them knew why, it just was that way. In a shake of a mare's tail they were a ball of boys, kittens formed together as a perpetual motion machine-they grabbed, they licked, they sucked, they opened anuses and pee pee slits, David licked Alex's foot at one point, David forgetting to keep this fetish a secret, but although Alex immediately pulled his foot away, his dick got obviously harder and he pushed his foot back for some tickling by David on the ticklish sole, laughing, "hey I'm a Tenderfoot" and they played round just every which way they could. Then they were perspiring to beat the band, and lay apart from each other on the ground, holding hands and dicks and flicking balls and nipples and David said, "Nat, Alex," and his voice made the other boys melt with love as they lay on their elbows and each played with David's smooth groin and stiffie, "Could I sit on your chests and wank on you?" Could birds fly? How many clichés can work here? Alex shrugged, don't know. So back to the story. The brothers lay side by side as David sat his warm bouncy butt on their chests near their nipples and began jerking himself off..taking time to tweak their tits and to put his cock to their lips and their tongues. Alex and Nat wanked themselves and felt up and down David's golden chest and arms and crotch and legs and in between while David felt the brothers up as well, and finally finally David came as he warned them. As Nat and Alex opened their mouths and David moved closer and squirted clear liquid boy into each mouth that took the spurts, each had equal amounts, for David was a very considerate boy, and tasted them and felt them with their tongues and then swallowed. After a few more go-rounds which ended with Alex being stretched out naked on the laps of David and Nat; Alex sucking Nat's cock and stroking David's, all three in lusty torpor, Alex lay the side of his head on his brother's hard on, and dreamily said, "That's sooooooooooooo nice." The boys agreed, tired and happy beyond words. "Lookie there, a little fox has come out of the woods to see us and be happy too." The boys all sighed. Then Ian opened his eyes. "Where?" Alex pointed, "That little black and white fox, you know like Bambi's friend." Nat pulled Alex's cap, which he had given back, and said, this side of sleep, "Silly wabbit, foxes aren't black and white," then taking a closer look, wide awake now. "BUT SKUNKS ARE!!!!!!!!!!" Which woke the other two boys up who made a mad, naked dash to the river, where they dove in and where they almost froze their balls and dicks off. They stayed away from camp, having fun keeping warm, having fun now they knew the skunk hadn't sprayed them or, they discovered, the camp at all. The skunk was gone when the boys got back round dawn, a sky of dim red, slivers of white, sun still a soft promise, and underneath that ever-changing cathedral ceiling, three beautiful sex crazed boys got back to camp and after thoroughly checking, started their next full day.