SUPERMAN JOKE

       O.K.- One day Superman was really horny and wanted to get laid, so he
flew around and around and then decided he'd bring some friends. So... he flew
to New York and saw Spiderman climbing a building, so he said " Spidey care to
find a lady to screw"

        And Spidey said, "No thanks Soup, I don't have time now, maybe later,
sorry."
   
       So Superman continued to fly and look for someone else, he flew to L.A.
and saw Green Lantern and asked him," Hey greener, do you want to find a lady
and get screwed."

    And Green Lantern said,"Nope, don't have time, I'm going to Jupiter in 10
minutes, sorry Soup."

     So Superman flew and flew and then remembered Plastic Man was in France
so he flew to France and saw elastic man sleeping.

      He woke him up and said" Hey Band Man, let's go get screwed by a girl
somewhere."

      So Band man said,"Sorry man, too tired, say why don't you go by
yourself, I herd Wonder Woman is in the park."

       So Super Man flew to the park and he saw Wonder Woman, who was stark
naked and had her legs spread.

       So he flew down screwed her, his eyes closed shut sweat rolling of his
brow, then flew away all in lightning fast speed, the Wonder Woman said "What
was that?"

     (no it's not over yet) And the Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my
ass hurts like hell."


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