Date: Thu, 25 May 2023 21:12:26 +0000
From: Anon Bucket <Anonbucket1995@outlook.com>
Subject: The Naughty Comedian part 1, (Gay, Celebrity)

The Naughty Comedian

This is a fictional story that involves consensual sex between people over
the age of 18.

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"SHIT...FUCK", Chris Ramsey muttered as his alarm went off, he looked over
at the clock, 9.30, "FUCK...I'M GONNA BE LATE" He shouted jumping out of
bed, Chris was supposed to get out of bed an hour earlier and he only had
40 minutes to get to the train station to get to London for the filming of
his TV show. He shot out of bed and stood up taking a second to stretch
out, "Right better have a very speedy shower" he chuckled opening the door,
it was then he looked down, "Fuck I'm naked" he mumbled in his thick
Geordie accent. He looked down at his naked body and then realised, "oh
no...I'm solid as fuck", his cock was rock solid. Chris thought for a
second before deciding he didn have enough time to put any pants on, the
bathroom was only on the other side of the hallway he was safe. The family
would be out anyway, he strode across the hallway his cock bobbing up and
down with each step and his ass cheeks wobbling as well. He walked into the
shower and turned it on. "Don't think I got enough time to wank" he
chuckled looking down at his raging boner, "Sorry mate...yer gonna have to
settle down". Chris smiled at his cock, he might not be the most muscled of
men, but he was very happy with the size of his penis, currently it stood
at 8.5 inches long with a pink wet mushroom head, Chris was circumcised but
it didn't affect his fucking ability at all, his cock was girthy and his
pubes were dark brown and lightly trimmed. His balls hung nicely in the
sack not too saggy not too tight and were coated in a fine sheen of black
hair. Yes Chris was pleased with what genetics had given him, however the
persistent boners were becoming an issue. His cock would arise at any
random moment, and it was happening 4 or 5 times a day, usually he would
just use his hand or if he was at home his fleshlight and have a crafty
wank but as his schedule was becoming busier and busier he just didn't have
the time anymore and sex was out of the question, since becoming a father
for the second time he rarely had any sex and whilst frustrating his hand
was just as good...but boy did he miss sex. Chris soaped up his body
squeezing his fat cock which didn't help the erection problem. As Chris
stepped out of the shower his cock was still as hard as when he went
inside. He quickly changed into some real Dad like dark mustard Chino's and
a dark blue polo shirt. As he left he looked down, "Good boy" he chuckled
realising his cock has softened finally.


The train Journey took just over 4 hours so as Chris sat down he put in his
headphones and relaxed, soon enough he was fast asleep. Once asleep he had
the most amazing dream, he was led on a bed completely naked, and a figure
was between his legs bobbing up and down on his cock. It felt fucking
amazing, Chris could feel the warm wetness on his flaring mushroom head, he
could feel their tongue wrapped around his shaft and the tightness of their
throat on his bellend, he thrusted upwards over and over feeling the cum in
his balls churn until just as he was about to cum..."TICKETS PLEASE" The
conductor announced startling Chris, "Shit sorry" he mumbled passing the
man his ticket. He sat up in his seat and looked down, his Chino's were
tented, and a thick bulge was very prominent. He looked around, "Shit" he
mumbled as a man in his early 20s kept staring and looking away from his
bulge. Chris blushed and twitched his cock making it move, the mans eyes
widened making Chris chuckle. You see Chris was a happily married man...but
in the past he had been intimate with a couple of guys and yes they did
give the best blowjobs but that was a thing of the past...still it didn't
stop him showing off as he looked back and forth to his cock and then to
the man. He groped his bulge and moaned biting his lower lip. Then as soon
as It started it was over, the train stopped, and the man packed up his
stuff and left. Chris slumped in his seat sighing. He thought about having
a wank in the toilets, but he didn't wanna be caught and be known as the
celeb who wanks on trains. A couple of hours later he arrived at London and
made his way into the studio. As he walked into his dressing room he was
given a list of the people he was interviewing this evening, "Hmmm...Tom
Daley...ok" he grinned, he had always had a sort of man crush on Tom, he
was cute had a great body and looked like he could give a mean blowie...he
raised a brow, "No I can't...or can I" he thought firming up in his
trousers once more.


Chris managed to get the interview done without any random erections, he
was correct in the fact that Tom was looking cute today and Chris was
pleased with his work, he was in his dressing room changing clothes when he
looked down at his semi hard cock in his black boxers, he was bent over
picking up his trousers when he was surprised by a knock on the door and as
quickly as the knock it opened, "Hi Chris I just want...shit sorry" Tom
muttered realising the man was in his pants and getting full view of his
Daddy arse barely contained in his underwear, "Chris quickly turned around,
"Nah not at all mate...I'm not naked so it's cool" Tom sniggered, "Ummm
you're not far off naked Mr Ramsey...looking good by the way". Chris
blushed as he felt Tom's eyes scanning his body, he just hoped the boy
hadn't seen his semi hard bulge, "Ahhhh cheers Tom...not looking too bad
yerself". Tom walked over and sat on a chair, "Don't lie...i look like
shit...since having the second baby I've not had any sleep" Chris just
grinned, "Yeah mate I know how it is...not enough time to sleep yet alone
anything else" As soon as he said it Chris regretted it, he was implying
that there wasn't any time for sex and he hoped Tom wouldn't pick up on it,
Tom sniggered, "Yeah mate...all I can have is a quick tug in the
shower". So, Tom had picked up on it, "I'd like to say it gets better but
ummmm yeah it doesn't" he muttered as Tom's eyes widened, "Yeah I can
tell...size of that thing" Chris looked down and he was rock solid, "Shit"
he muttered as he put his hands over it. Tom stood up and walked over to
the DILF, "Don't hide it away Mr Ramsey...looks pretty large" Tom pushed
Chris' hands away revealing the tent in his underwear, Tom whistled, "Fuck
me that looks big" the elder man was dumbfounded, "Ummm yeah I suppose it's
pretty large". Tom without hesitation reached out and took a big squeeze of
the thick hard shaft, "Fuck" Chris muttered his eyes rolling back and his
head throwing up. Suddenly he realised what was happening, he pulled away,
"Woah there Tom...I'm straight and we are both married" Tom sniggered and
gripped the shaft once more making Chris grunt once more. "Oh, come on
Daddy...we both need some release...and I'm offering the blowie of a
lifetime...better than any woman I promise, So what do you say Mr Ramsey
want me to suck that fat cock". Chris was so unsure about what to do but
then a throb made him see sense. A throb in his cock, He looked up at Tom
and smirked, "Ok then...this better be good".


Tom crouched down on his knees and pit his face to the length contained In
the thin fabric, "Ohhh fuuuuuuuuck" Chris moaned feeling the warm of the
man's breath on his cock, Tom stuck out his tongue and ran it from base to
tip, a wet patch began oozing through the thin fabric. As soon as Tom
noticed he latched on sucking the man's pre-cum, it tasted even better than
he imagined and as Chris stood above him muttering, "Fuck" over and over
Tom reached out and gripped the waistband of his pants before swiftly
pulling them down, his eyes widening as the huge cock was flung from its
restraints and bobbed up and down before settling straight in front of
him. "Wow" was all Tom could say reaching out and rubbing the cock up and
down making it slicker and slicker with each thrust, Chris could only watch
as the head of his cock was engulfed by the diving champion. Immediately a
wet warm feeling came over his cock as well as a sucking sensation, "Awwwww
sssshitttttt" Chris moaned his eyes widening as instinct took over and he
put his hand on the back of the man's head before pushing slowly sinking
inch after inch of this thick shaft into Tom's mouth, Tom loved the taste
of this fucking cock, clean with a hint of musk to it, he wanted to make
this man cum more than anything. As he reached the base Chris' mouth was
wide open, "Fuck...you've got it all in...not many cant take it all" Tom
just winked as the Comedian's slightly bushy pubes tickled his nose and his
balls were pressed against his chin. Tom reached in and pulled his own 7
inch solid cock from his underwear wanking it hard as he throated the whole
cock throat-fucking himself on the cock as Chris applied pressure to the
back of his head, suddenly something came over Chris and he braced his legs
before slamming the boy hard on his cock Tom's eyes widening as he began to
throat fuck him hard and fast, "Fuck...fuck...fucking take it" he spat
through gritted teeth as his cock slid into the impossibly tight throat,
the feeling of the throat on his cock head sent pre-cum firing into Tom's
stomach and as Chris rubbed the boy's face into his pubes Tom began to
cough and choke, Chris wasn't letting go this was his first blowjob in
months and he wanted to be in charge, he fucked the boy's throat hard
grunting and groaning for a few minutes as his hairy balls slapped harder
against his chin. Tom had tears in his eyes and saliva drooling out of his
mouth as with one final thrust Chris pushed him from his cock grinning as
Tom fell back coughing and spluttering. "Fuckin hell that felt good" he
chuckled winking at Tom.


Tom wiped the pre-cum from his face and stood up, "I think you need to sit
down...because this is gonna be so fucking good" he chuckled pushing Chris
onto the chair. "If it's like what you just did I might cum pretty quick",
Tom shook his head, "Oh no...no cum yet Daddy". Tom opened wide as engulfed
the Dilf's thick wet cock head and began to slurp on it, Tom stuck his
tongue out and began to lick around the head flicking the piss slit with
his tongue making Chris cock leak" the man sat there with his arm behind
his head revealing his hairy armpit as he reached out with his other hand
and pushed Tom down his pole, inch after inch slid down the boy's throat
until the 7 inch mark when he choked and his back arched as he tried to
pull away. Chris grinned, "Not today boy" he chuckled as he pushed hard
ignoring the retching sound that filled the room until finally all 8.5
thick, girthy inches was inside the teen's throat, Chris's cock visible in
the boy's throat as he leant forward and used his body to hold the boy down
as he thrusted upwards, Tom's eyes filled with tears as his airway was cut
off he gurgled as saliva poured down Chris's balls and on to the
floor. Chris held him there for a minute or two fucking it into his throat
hard before letting go and dislodging his cock from the boy's throat before
slapping it against Tom's smooth cheek, pre-cum splattered all over Tom's
face as e begged for more, "Slap me Daddy...slap that fat cock on my face"
Chris was shocked at how into this he was, but hey a mouth is a mouth
right. Chris scooted forward in the chair and led back raising his legs
putting his feet on the edge of the chair, "Lick me balls" he grunted as
Tom buried his face in the salty sacks of spunk, voraciously lapping and
sucking on the large hairy eggs tasting all of the man's saltiness. He was
like a washing machine on the Dad's bollocks and Chris pushed him hard into
them grinding them around inside his mouth. Chris was loving this
so..."WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT", Chris shouted as he felt something prod at
his asshole, Tom pulled off yet continued rubbing it, "Oh Chris...typical
straight man freaks out when his asshole is touched...yer cock says it
feels good" he chuckled as they looked down and his cock jumped with each
rub over the wrinkly hole. "I mean yeah it feel's pretty good...but you
aint sticking anything inside me" Tom chuckled, "Oh I wasn't planning
on...but I was gonna ram my tongue up yer arse if that's cool...we all know
your ass is clean I mean for fuck sake you shower after using the toilet"
Chris sat there with his mouth wide, he had never been rimmed before but he
had heard it felt good, "Yeah I do have a shower...ummmm yeah...licking is
fine but you put a finger in and I'll punch yer" Tom grinned as he pushed
Chris's legs up revealing the fat smooth cheeks with a lightly black haired
crack and a hairy tight virgin pink hole, "Oh this is gonna be good" he
moaned.


Chris watched in awe as Tom spread his cheeks stretching his tight pink
pucker, he winced as a breeze tickled his hole, "Fuck this is a nice ass"
Tom moaned leaning in and taking a swipe up the pink hole making it glisten
with his saliva, as soon as hi tongue hit the hole a wave of pleasure shot
through Chris' cock making it leak pre-cum, "Oh god" he moaned as Tom
looked up and winked, Tom took a few more swipes at the hole each one
sending Chris' cock into overdrive, his mouth open moaning loudly. He
wanted to feel it all, he had to take charge. He reached out and put his
hands at the back of Tom's head and shoved his face between his cheeks
grunting as Tom's tongue was crashed against his asshole. Tom was taken by
surprise, but he had to do as he was told he had plans for this horny
DILF. He stuck out his tongue and crashed it against the tight pink hole
licking around the hole. Chris's eyes widened and his head shot up as he
screamed, "OHHH YESSSSS." This was a sensation he had never felt before,
but it felt so good. Tom lapped and sucked at the tight heat pushing his
tongue against the hole feeling it open before fucking it with his tongue
in and out of the hole. Chris's hands were firmly locked at the back of his
head rubbing the hairy cheeks up and down on the man's face. Tom suddenly
gripped hold of Chris's cock and began to jerk it in sync with his licking,
his hand quickly becoming wet with Pre-Cum. "ohhhhhhhh holy fucking god
that feels good," Chris moaned as he squirmed at the sensation between his
cheeks. Chris' tight ass tased amazing Tom squeezed the cheeks around his
face and inhaled the scent and it smelled fucking incredible. So manly and
sweaty, Chris hands shot to the back of his head once more to hold it
firmly between his fat juicy cheeks pushing his ass against his friends
face as Tom's tongue pushed inside. Chris finally let Tom go and his head
shot up, his face was covered in his own saliva and Chris's ass juices. Tom
gave Chris's ass a firm slap and he grunted. "Yeah, you whore you like my
tight hole" Chris grunted as Tom dove back inside going crazy in his ass,
breathing in deep, licking voraciously and squeezing the cheeks around his
face to make Chris moan. Tom pulled his face from his friends' hole and
smiled at him. Tom's hand was slick with Pre-cum which he hungrily licked
off. "Tastes good doesn't it," as Tom wiped the juice from his face,
"Tastes fucking amazing Daddy". Chris grinned; he never knew having his
hole eaten could cause as much pleasure as it just did. "So, what next...i
need to cum" Chris chuckled thinking Tom would blow him to completion. Tom
just turned around and spread his own tanned smooth cheeks, "Stick it in
me...Daddy".

Chris sat in the chair mouth wide open, Tom Daley had just asked him to put
his cock in his ass, Chris was so unsure. He had done anal a few times in
his life but the women couldn't take it for long and he always ended up
with blue balls, "I dunno about that" he sighed as Tom looked around, "You
can cum inside me if it makes a difference" Tom grinned, "Now come on you
gonna fuck me or not...i want it hard". Chris thought for a second but then
looked down at his solid cock and felt his aching balls, "Alright then...i
suppose" Tom walked over to the dresser and sat down pulling his legs up to
his shoulders, "I wanna see your face as you fuck me" he winked as Chris
strode over his cock bouncing with each step. Chris slapped his cock on the
hole coating it in his juices. He opened his mouth and spat down onto the
hole watching the saliva drip down it making it glisten. "Come on
then...stick it in me" Tom chuckled as Chris spread the cheeks wider and
put his head at the boy's entrance. He pushed hard watching in awe as the
tight ring began to open and his head disappeared inside Tom, "FUCK YES"
Tom winced as the head popped inside, "Wow that fucking tight" the elder
man grunted as he held his head inside for a second before pushing harder
and harder watching as inch after inch disappeared until with one final
push and a loud, "UGHHHH FUCK" He bottomed out inside the boy. This hole
was tighter than any pussy he had ever fucked before and it was squeezing
his cock in all the right places, "Wow boy...this feels fuckin epic" he
chuckled as Tom grinned, "Feels fucking huge...you got a fat cock Daddy" he
chuckled before adding, "Now fuck the shit out of my hole".


Chris grinned and began to pull back, groaning at the tight velvet
sensation surrounding his cock as he pulled out so only 3 inches was left
inside before slowly pushing back inside making Tom moan in pleasure his
ass spasming around his cock making it go as tight as possible, he repeated
this motion a few times letting his balls swing and hit Tom's ass. This was
beginning to feel good for Tom. His ass did feel like it had a baseball bat
up it, but it felt good, it felt so right and to be honest he couldn't
believe that he had a married father's cock inside him." He wrapped his
legs around Chris' body and pulled him in fast sending the whole cock
inside him, "HMPPPPPHHHHH FUCK" Tom moaned as a tear came to his eye and
Chris looked starstruck, "This feels fuckin amazing...most girls cant take
it up the shitter from me." Tom winked through the tear, "Well...I'm not a
girl am i..." Chris grinned and slapped the cheeks before grinding his hips
round and round coating the diver's hole with his pre-cum making Tom grunt
and moan. Chris slowly pulled back, leaving just 3 inches inside once more
and grunted loud while thrusting in hard making his bollocks bounce and
slap against the boy's ass making Tom gasp for air and squeal once more and
his cock spurt pre-cum all over his stomach. Something came over Chris and
a dominance washed over him as he held himself in there grinding his hips
back and forth making his cock circle inside the tight arse. "Fuck...this
is sooo good," Chris smirked slapping the cheeks, "I need to fuck you hard
if that is ok?." Chris asked looking nervous as Tom smirked and winked at
the man before whispering, "I only like it rough." Chris slammed into him
hard over and over slap after slap of his balls were all that could be
heard he was thrusting in so hard at one-point Tom's eyes shot open and
Chris fucked faster and faster, a sheen of sweat covered his smooth chest
as his face flushed red. Chris was used to vanilla sex but this was
something else, and his cock certainly agreed, he had never been harder.


Tom pushed Chris off leaving the man confused, "Don't worry I wanna ride
it" he chuckled as he walked over to the chair, "Sit down" he
ordered. Chris sat down and waved his fat cock at the boy, "Come here...i
have a good seat for you" Tom straddled the man and grunted as his ass was
filled once more. As he bottomed out Tom winked, "Just lie there and
relax...I'm gonna make you feel so good".  Tom began to bounce on the cock
taking it all deep inside him as the sound of the comedian's bollocks
slapping against him filled the room, the men grunted and groaned as Tom
rode it like a pro making Chris feel things he had never felt before. Tom
pushed down hard sending the whole cock inside and ground his ass against
the base making Chris wail in pleasure Tom felt his cock throb inside him
spitting pre-cum inside" Tom leant forward and put his hands on the man's
chest and lifted his ass up a little, "thrust Daddy thrust inside me" Chris
nodded and began to push up and down feeling the tight heat grip his
cock. "Oh Wow...this feels so fuckin good" He moaned as He began to thrust
a little faster and faster, "Ohhh faster...faster...harder...harder" Tom
moaned making Chris begin to slam harder and harder his balls slapping hard
against the boy as he gritted his teeth and snarled, he pulled his cock
nearly all the way out before smashing it inside, "AHHHH FUUUUCK" Tom
squealed in pleasure, The DILF repeated this motion over an over making
Tom's cock spit pre-cum all over his smooth chest. He slammed in hard once
more and Tom squeezed his hole down making it extra tight as he slid
inside, "Fuuuuuuuuck Tom...so...tight" Chris moaned as they looked at each
other in the eyes. As Chris fucked into the squeezing hole he felt a
feeling in his bollocks, a tingling sensation and he knew what it
meant. "Fuck...think I'm gonna cum" he muttered making Tom go crazy on his
cock slamming down hard over and over making Chris see stars as his cock
throbbed and his balls tightened, "Fuck...fuck...fuck...FUCK IM FUCKIN
CUMMING" he wailed as he threw his head back and his eyes rolled back as
his cock exploded inside the boy's hole, "Yes...yes...breed me Daddy" Tom
moaned feeling the warm wetness fill his hole as torrents of cum filled him
up. Chris' legs shook, his toes shook as he has the most intense orgasm of
his life, it felt like it would never end. Finally after 10 shots exploded
inside he gasped a sigh of relied before falling back in the chair and went
limp. Tom felt the cock soften inside him and he stood up. Chris looked up
as the reality of what he had just done dawned on him. Tom smirked, "Cheers
Daddy...pretty good fuck...that cock is amazing" he winked as he put on his
clothes and walked out leaving Chris sat there completely naked with a soft
cummy cock. Chris sat up, "What the fuck just happened" he muttered putting
his hands over his face.


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