Date: Sun, 2 Jul 2023 20:23:59 +0000
From: Anon Bucket <Anonbucket1995@outlook.com>
Subject: The Naughty Comedian Part 3, (Gay, Celebrity)

The Naughty Comedian part 3

This is a fictional story that involves consensual sex between people over
the age of 18. And does not imply the sexuality of the people involved.

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This chapter might be a little shorter I'm writing multiple stories at the
same time, but the content will still be very hot.

Chris Ramsey was a contented man, he had a loving wife, amazing kids and
recently he had found a couple of holes to slam his cock inside. He had it
all and he fucking loved it. Family man by day and filthy fucker by night
breeding holes filling men with his salty spunk, it made him feel empowered
it made him feel like a real man making these guys his bitch. As he woke
the next morning having dumped a load inside Rob Beckett he looked at his
phone and saw he had a message from Rob. "Hey Ramsey....my hole is so
fucking sore this morning.....you're gonna get fucked so hard when I see
you next". Chris smirked, he hoped it'd be a while until he saw Rob again,
he didn't want to take a cock up his shitter yet. He reached down, "Good
morning my hairy beast" he ginned giving his cock a shake. He looked at his
phone once more, "Fuck....party at my house tonight" he mumbled throwing
his head back into the crisp white pillows, he hated these sort of parties,
full of pretentious dickheads who looked down on him whilst he drank a
beer, and they drank wine. But he had to throw a wrap party for a TV show
he was doing. He had to get the train back to South Shields. He sighed as
he got out of bed and got dressed. The train journey was boring, and Chris
found himself falling asleep waking up just as the train pulled in the
train station. Chris hopped into the taxi and drove back home, when he
arrived he saw a note from his wife. "Sorry babe I'm not gonna be here
tonight going out with the girls.....kids are at me mams house......don't
make a mess" Chris sighed into his hands, he hated parties, and his wife
usually did all the talking, he'd have to get a bit drunk before all the
people arrived.  He hopped in the shower and contemplated having a nice
slow wank....he never usually had time to do it but decided against it,
there was too much to do and too much to get organised. After a couple of
hours organising, it he changed into his party outfit, nothing special just
a pair of dark mustard Chino's with a black button up polo shirt and to
round it off Chris decided not to wear any underwear, "let the plums loose"
he chuckled as he went downstairs.


At 9pm the party was in full swing, and the place was full of Chris'
comedian friends as well as people who worked at the party Chris was glad
that Rob wasn't there as it would mean his ass would be taking a
pounding. As he sipped his beer fellow Comedian Russell Howard walked over,
"Alright there Ramsey....nice party cheers for inviting me". Chris grinned,
"Russell mate...glad you could make it.....it's good to have someone here
who's normal" Russell sniggered, "I know what you mean mate....load of
snobs here one guy looked down his nose at me because I made a joke about
going for a cheeky wank". Chris nearly spat out his drink, "Mate....no
wanking in me house.....well if you do make sure you clean it up". Russell
slapped Chris on the shoulder, "Cheers for the rules good to know" Russell
looked down and went wide eyed, "Looks like you just had a wank.....yer
flies are down and I can see yer shaft" Chris immediately reached down and
zipped up his flies, "Shit sorry mate....didn't wanna wear any underwear
tonight" Russell just nodded, "I know what you mean....looked pretty
big...yer shaft....us guys with big cocks need better support" Chris raised
a brow had Russell just told him he had a big cock, Russell grinned and
leant over, "Hung like a horse me" he winked at the man before walking
away. Chris stood there in awe, "What the fuck just happened" he whispered
rooted to the spot. The party carried on and Chris couldn't get what
Russell said out of his hands. Whilst talking to an executive from the TV
show he noticed out of the corner of his eye that Russell was walking up
the stairs, he looked over at Chris and smirked that sexy smile before
groping his bulge and sticking his tongue out before walking into the
bathroom. Chris continued talking to the rest of the guests in the party
but all he could think about was the conversation between himself and
Russell. As the party was beginning to die down he realised he hasn't seen
the man since earlier on. "Where the fuck is he" Chris muttered walking up
the stairs, he looked around, but the man was nowhere to be found. As he
put his hand on the door to his bedroom he heard grunting noises coming
from inside, "Is someone shagging in me bed" he thought putting his ear to
the door, from the other side was the unmistakable sound of grunting and
skin slapping together. Chris' cock immediate began to stiffen. He had to
see who it was, he quietly turned the handle and slowly opened the door,
the sounds getting louder and louder as it opened. Chris walked through and
went wide eyed at the sigh before him. On the bed was Russell who was
slamming his fat cock inside the arse of.........Jack Whitehall.


Russell was really going to town on the man's fat hairy arse pounding him
mercilessly. Jack had his face buried in the pillow and as Russell turned
around and noticed Chris was there he grinned and bit his lower lip
muttering, "Fuuuuuck" as his balls slapped hard against the man's
ass. Russell ushered Chris over quietly Chris' cock becoming harder and
harder with each step. He came up closer to Russell who leaned in and
whispered, "Wanna fuck him?". Chris looked at the man in shock...... "I
know you want too....he's tight as fuck". Chris looked at the fat cock
firing inside the man's tight hole. "Y...yeah" he whispered as Russell
grinned, "Dirty Daddy....when I pull out you slide in alright". Chris
fumbled to get his trousers down quietly his cock flinging out bobbing up
and down. Russell looked down, "Nice cock mate" he grinned pursing his lips
and spitting down onto Chris' cock before reaching out and wanking it
making the man grunt as his cock began to glisten. "Ready Ramsey?" Russell
asked as Chris nodded, Russell quickly ripped his cock from the now gaping
hole making Jack grunt. Chris quickly lined up with the hole and sunk
inside in one thrust, the ass swallowing his cock as it took all of his
might not to moan. "Good boy" Russell whispered rubbing his own steel hard
cock. Chris looked over at the man's cock and it was a pretty decent cock
standing at 8 inches and it was as thick as his wrist. His head was deep
pink, and his shaft stood straight outwards. His pubes were trimmed and
dark blonde, his balls bounced up and down against his hands with each
thrust on his cock. Chris sighed into his hand as he felt the warm wetness
of another tight hole gripping his fat shaft and head. He pulled back and
began to slowly thrust inside Jack the man wailing into the pillow as his
ass was torn apart once more. Russell sat on a chair on the other side of
the room rubbing his fat cock to the sight before him, He stared at Chris
fat ass wobbling as he sped up his thrusts. Chris' thrusts were fast and
rough every now and then he slapped the hairy cheek watching the flesh
wobble and Jack squeal. Chris grabbed the man's hips and pulled him onto
his cock as he thrusted inside the ass crashing against his pubes, Chris
couldn't believe the ass was still as tight having taken Russell's fat cock
and now his own, and the man was taking it like a pro sliding back onto his
shaft to make the fucking harder, squeezing his hole around the cock just
as he thrust inside making it impossibly tight and wobbling the fat cheeks
making Chris' fire pre-cum inside. The feelings were becoming too much and
as Chris thrusted inside he moaned, "Ohhhhh fuck yessss".


"What the....." Jack muttered looking back and seeing the wide eyed
Comedian, Jack crawled forward both men grunting as the cock slid from his
hole, "What the fuck Russell" he shouted at the chuckling man still Jerking
in the corner, "Oh don't throw a bitch fit Whitehall......you're love cock
in your hole whoever it is" Chris stood there awkwardly, "Oi Ramsey" Jack
shouted, "Y...yeah" Chris replied nervously, "You got a nice cock
there.....feels pretty damn good actually" Jack grinned before Russell
walked over shaking his 8 incher, "So Whitehall....want to service 2 cocks
tonight?" Jack smirked and looked at both of the men, "Yeah....fine
then....but no more surprises" Russell looked over at Chris and
winked. Russell crawled onto the bed, "So Ramsey.....you wanna take his ass
and I'll take his throat?" Chris nodded and Jack got back into position his
arse up in the air as Russell slid his fat cock between the man's lips and
began to vigorously thrust gagging sounds filled the room as Chris slapped
his wet cock head on the man's open hairy hole. With one swift motion he
pushed in and slammed his entire 8-inch cock deep inside making Jack squeal
as he gagged, Chris moaned as the ole clamped down on his sensitive cock
and threw his head back in pleasure as he slowly began to thrust inside the
man wet squelching sounds filling the room as he shallow fucked the man
wanting him to feel the maximum pleasure. Russell watched the man fuck him
and egged him on, "Go on Ramsey.....fuck him hard.....break his pussy" He
thrusted hard into the man's mouth making Jack's eyes widen as he pulled
him onto his cock whilst thrusting forward his pubes mashed against Jack's
face as the man licked around the base of his cock, "Fuuuuuuck yessss"
Russell moaned as he ground his cock around coating the man's throat in
pre-cum, he had been sucked by the man many times and every time it was
like the first time. The pleasure he felt when getting sucked by a bloke
was like no other, Suddenly he threw his head back as Jack wailed on his
cock his vocal cords vibrating around the head and shaft as he looked down
and saw Chris with narrowed eyes and sweat running down his brow as he
fucked the boy like an animal, slamming inside bottoming his cock out
before ripping it out and repeating the motion, she sound of skin colliding
filled the room as Chris fucked harder than he had ever fucked
before. Something had taken over him and he was a primal fucker now, he
pulled the boy onto his cock as he thrusted in over and over like a fucking
animal. He slammed in hard one last time the sound echoing across the room
as Jack screamed. As he came down from his high he saw an outreached hand,
"Fucking high 5 mate.....that was.....like wow.....you really went for it"
Russell chuckled as Chris just grinned and wiped his brow, "Cheers
mate.....dunno what came over me like". "Alpha energy came over you
mate....i get the same sometimes" he chuckled sliding his cock from the
man's mouth. "Think it's time I used his hole....if you haven't broken it".


Chris slid from the hole making Jack yelp, he looked down, "Fuck....that's
gapin like" he grinned as he slapped the hairy cheek. "So, you gonna make
him suck you off?" Russell asked slapping his cock against the wet
hole. Chris smirked, "Nah.....i want him to eat me bum out" Russell
grinned, "Right let's get him on is back....you can literally sit on is
face that way". Chris grinned and stood up as Jack was flipped over,
"Ramsey mate.....that arse looks so good......sit on my fucking face" he
grinned as Chris straddled his chest facing Russell, he leant back and
pushed his ass right into Jack's face, straight away his breathing changed,
and he silently moaned as Jack began to lap at his tight hairy hole
slurping and sucking around the wet tight hole before plunging his tongue
deep inside. Chris leant back smothering the man between his straight
cheeks as he bounced up and down his cock slapping Jack's hairy stomach
shooting pre-cum down his stomach collecting with Jack's own pre-cum. Over
at the man's ass Russell lined his fat 8 incher up with the open hole and
sunk himself inside moaning at the familiar sensation. He had first fucked
Jack many years ago back in 2012 at a comedy TV show and since then he had
fucked him over 100 times and he never got bored of the man's hole. It
gripped all the right parts of his cock and was brilliant at milking
him. He pushed easily all the way up to his pubes as Jack wailed, "Fuck so
fucking big" Jack moaned as a tear filled his eye. "Should I go slow or
fast?" Russell asked a small sound was heard from under Chris' cheeks,
"What was that Whitehall", Chris then moaned as Jack screamed, "Fuck me
hard.....make it rough". Russell slapped the man's cheek, "Alright you
asked for it" he chuckled. Russell slowly pulled back, Jack feeling every
single inch pulling back until 3 inches was inside left inside and Russell
began to push it back inside beginning a slow and steady rhythm pulling out
a couple of inches before pushing it back in, repeating this motion over
and over making both men grunt and groan, "Fuck I love this hole". Russell
moaned slapping the lightly haired cheeks making them wobble and Jack
grunt. "FUUUUUUCK" Jack muffled from under Chris. Russell smirked at Chris
before pulling out and slamming in hard making his bollocks bounce and slap
against Jack's ass making Jack squeal once more and his cock spurt pre-cum
all over his stomach. Russell held himself in there grinding his hips back
and forth making his cock circle inside the tight arse. "Feeling good it's
it mate", Russell smirked slapping the cheeks once more, Chris moved
forward and Jack slowly raised his head and moaned, "Fuuuuuuuck
mate.... that was amazing"....."Less talking more sucking my shitter" Chris
grunted slamming his ass down bared all his weight on the man's face as
Jack slapped his cheeks still feverishly licking the man's juices.  Russell
slid the cock out so only the head was in before driving it back into the
hole, a loud slapping sounds filling the air as his cum filled balls
slapped against Jack making him moan loudly, "Prepare mate.... I'm going to
fuck you into this bed". Chris smirked and winked at Russell before
whispering, "Do it. Russell slammed into the boy hard over and over slap
after slap of his balls were all that could be heard, Russell was thrusting
in so hard at one point Jack's eyes shot open and Russell fucked faster and
faster his arm wrapped around Jack's waist holding him in place. We
slapping sounds filled the room as well as the man's grunts and moans.


Chris was in heaven and his cock had never been harder, Russell slammed in
hard one last time and slid out, his toned chest glistening with sweat as
he breathed heavily. "Wow......WOW" He moaned as Chris scooted forward and
stood up; his hole now wet with saliva. "Good job Mate....fuck you
destroyed his hole" Chris grinned slapping Russell on the shoulder. Jack
sat on the edge of the bed as Russell leant down and slammed his face
against Jack's kissing him passionately before pulling away, a string of
saliva connecting them as he grinned, "Amazing job Whitehall". Jack
smirked, "And it's not over yet fellas your balls are still full", "They
wont be for long like" Chris grinned as he slapped Russell on his toned
chest. Russell whispered into Chris' ear and the man smirked, "Aint done
that before" Russell egged him on, "Oh come on....it'll be great" he
grinned as an evil smile spread across the hunk's face. "Alright
then.....shall we tell him". Russell put his hand on Jack's shoulder, "Mate
we've decided......to...DP you" A smile spread across Jack's face, "You
know that's my fantasy Russ" Russell grinned, "Yeah it is babe and now it's
gonna come true". Jack grinned like a Cheshire cat, "And it gets to be the
sexy Mr Ramsey ramming me as well......fuck I cant wait" he grinned as
Chris smirked, "You're fuckin filthy Whitehall" he chuckled as Russell
announced, "Right men......Chris is gonna lie on the bed.....you straddle
him facing him and slide on it.....I'll take you from behind", Jack
grinned, "Ok Daddies". Something about a grown man calling Chris Daddy made
his cock leak it was so fucking hot. Chris led down on the bed his cock
pointing straight into the air. He watched as Jack straddled him and knelt
down legs either side if his body. Jac reached back and grabbed his cock
making Chris grunt and sat back guiding it inside him once more, "Ohhhhh
yessss" Chris groaned as warm wetness surrounded his cock once more. "Fuck
him" Russell ordered Chris began to thrust upwards as Jack began to bounce
up and down, this was a fucking hot sight to behold for Russell he always
wanted to watch Jack get fucked but he had a job to do. Without saying a
word, he lined his cock up with Jack's hole and pushed unbelievably
hard. Jack's eyes shot open, and he muttered, "OHHHHHHH FUUUUCK". Tears
filled his eyes as Russell's cock began to slide inside alongside
Chris'. Chris raised a brow; this was a new feeling he wasn't sure if it
felt good or strange. He was brought out of his daydream as Jack began to
scream, "TAKE IT OUT ITS TOO BIG". Russell growled, "Sorry mate just give
it a bit more time", Chris chuckled, "Yeah mate prepare to be bred". Jack's
arse was on fire as it was stretched to the limit as the 2 cocks fought
their way inside him at the same time. Russell bottomed out inside the man
and grunted, "Fuck Ramsey your cock does feel good against mine....mind if
I fuck first". Chris smirked, "Go ahead mate". Russell began to slowly
thrust inside the boy as he sobbed into Chris's shoulder. The tight vice
like arse gripping onto his fat leaking cock. His big balls beginning to
slap against the man as the friction against Chris's wet cock made the
pleasure incredible. Jack looked up at Chris who smirked, "Wow.....just wow
this is amazing aint it". Jack wasn't crying anymore, "It fucking hurts men
my fucking cock has never been harder so its fucking worth it", Russell
grabbed Jack's shoulders and began to slam into him hard and fast grinding
his cock around inside the hole, Russell could feel Chris's cock head
rubbing against his and the sensation made both the men moan loudly as
their heads dripped and oozed Pre-Cum inside the fellow comedian.


The men both fucked at the same time the friction on their cocks making
each man grunt and moan, as Chris thrusted in he felt a familiar feeling in
his balls, "Oh fuck....." Russell looked over, "What's up Ramsey"....Chris
through bated breath muttered, "gonna......cum" Russell grinned and sped
up, he leant over and whispered into Jack's ear, the man nodded and as
Chris thrusted in he felt Jack's arse go tight.....like TIGHT.....Jack
squeezed his ass around the cock's making him wail in pain and pleasure,
"FUUUUCK....SSSSSHITTTTTT" Chris moaned as his balls immediately tightened
and his cock throbbed as Russell looked on grinning, "Go on lad......breed
him" he chuckled as Chris fucked harder and harder until, "FUUUUUUUUUK", He
slammed in hard and his cock began to explode, Jack grinned as his ass was
flooded with thick salty cum...Chris could feet the cum travelling up his
shaft as his eyes rolled back and his legs shook. This was a mind-blowing
orgasm and a mammoth 10 ropes of cum shot inside, cum began to leak out of
the hole as Chris collapsed on the bed, his sweaty chest rising and falling
as Russell continued to fuck harder and harder his balls slapping against
Jack as he felt it coming, "Here it comes...." He spat through gritted
teeth, "GET IN THERE" he grunted thrusting inside and exploding deep, Chris
raised a brow as he felt another man's cum squirting all over his cock,
Russell muttered, "Fuck....fuck...fuck" as his cock spat out 9 ropes of
thick cum, Russell's ass clenched and his toes curled as the last spurt
shot out and he sighed in relief before stumbling back sliding his cock
from the hole, Chris reached down and pulled his semi out of Jacks ass as
he looked down, "Ey Whitehall you got a bit excited I think" Jack looked
down and he had cum all over Chris' chest. "So sorry.....let me clean you"
he chuckled opening wide and licking all the salty goo off the stud's chest
swallowing it all. Once clean he un straddled the man and Chris sat
up. "Stand up Ramsey" Russell ordered. Chris confused stood up, "Watch
this" he chuckled as without hesitation Jack knelt over and took Russell
into his mouth slurping and sucking all of the juice and cum off his cock
before spitting it out, "Even get clean up service" he chuckled as Jack
took Chris into his mouth, "Ohhhhh fuck" Chris groaned as wetness lapped
over his head.......Jack lapped and sucked all the juice off his cock and
before he knew it Chris was fucking his face again, he grinned as he
realised his cock was hard once more. Gagging sounds filled the room as he
face fucked the man making him throat it all the way down as Russell stared
in awe, "Wow Ramsey.....go on.....fuck his face". This had never happened
to Chris before, but it felt sooooooo good. He didn't last long and before
he knew it he moaned into his hand as 5 ropes shot straight down Jack's
throat and he collapsed back into an armchair. "Fucking hell Chris.....real
horny stud aint ya" Russell nodded as Chris grinned, chest rising and
falling.


As the men sat there they looked at the time, "Shit it's 4am.....we better
get going Whitehall", Jack grinned and put his clothes on, as the men left
Russell handed Chris a card, "It's a secret group chat.....message if you
wanna have some fun with a celeb". Chris grinned and watched as the men
walked out the door. As he sat there on the chair his cock now soft his
phone buzzed, it was a message from Rob, "Don't think I've forgotten
you.....this is going up you next time" it was a pic of Rob's hard
cock....Chris was a little nervous, he really wasn't sure if he wanted to
be fucked....but only time would tell.


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