HOGAN KNOWS SQUAT

by 70s Child

The following story is totally fictional. I do not know the sexual orientation of Nick Bollea. The characters are real and fictional and any relation between the fictional characters and actual people is purely coincidental. If you are under the age of 18, it is illegal to possess adult stories, or if you are put off by gay sex, then just leave. If you are totally homophobic, I have two words for you - ***SUCK IT***.

I have other stories on Nifty:

Air Force Fun (Military) - completed

A Brady Bunch (Celebrity) - completed

Brother v. Brother (Historical, Incest, Interracial)

Geostrobe (Celebrity, Science Fiction) - done

Good Things Come In Small Packages (Young Friends)

Night of the Strippers (Beginnings) - completed

Is It Real or Is It a Dream (Science Fiction) - completed

The Man I Became (Adult/Youth)

From Chapter XI: Kanyon gave the man above him six loads of savory juices and I swallowed just a little. I wanted to share it with my protégés. Orlando spewed nice very thick loads of spunk into my hole. There was so much, it seeped down the back of Ed's legs and onto Kanyon's face. As the massive cock softened and exited my ass, we began to kiss and cleaned Kanyon's face by licking the wonderful load off. The three fell asleep, with me in the middle. We were not sure if it was love, but we knew that we had each other.

CHAPTER XII: THE END OF A TEAM

What happened to the Ministry became the story of legends. We were introduced on the ECW television show. Nick and I were in a tag team match against Test and Hardcore Holly. To the end of the match, when Holly tried to hit the Alabama Slam, two evil characters came to the ring and attacked. The four of us proceeded to beat the two senselessly, with Ed directing traffic. With both Test and Holly left bleeding, Ed grabbled the microphone.

"Now is the time for the Ministry of Evil." he said. "We shall reign over wrestling. We will be the greatest entity of all time."

With that, he struck the staff to the ground and flames exploded around the ring. We went up the ramp to the dressing room. The crowd was either booing or cheering as we went to the back. When we sat down, we smiled at each other.

"Well guys, it's off to RAW." Ed said. "We will be in Miami for that show."

"Cool." I said.

"So what are we gonna do?" Nick asked.

"Win titles of course." Ed countered. "We will head to Miami Saturday. Vince wants us to meet the press tomorrow, so full make-up and costumes."

The five of us too wrestling by storm. When we first arrived on RAW, we attacked Eugene and Hacksaw Jim Duggan, which caused us to be hated. The next week we left the Spirit Squad decimated in the ring, and the fans could not figure us out. We were given a chance at the tag team titles against Edge and Randy Orton. During the match, Ed distracted the referee and Nick slammed the staff against Orton's head and we won the titles. Kanyon took the Intercontinental title from Nitro. Orlando crossed to Smackdown and took the United States title from Mr. Kennedy.

Our fans grew at a tremendous rate. People would come to the arenas dressed in costumes and carried signs. We loved the fans and enjoyed signing their programs and signs.

After the matches we were so close. Nick and I were lovers and no one came between us. Kanyon found a boyfriend in Shelton Benjamin and he became the sixth member of the Ministry as the Dark Knight. Orlando and Ed were so much in love, when we were in Toronto, they got married. We loved our success and thought nothing could change it.

At the Royal Rumble, it all came crashing down. Nick and I faced Undertaker and Kane. `Taker and I became good friends, so what happened was so crazy. During the match, I had him in an arm bar and decided to do Old School. This is where the wrestler climbs the turnbuckle, walk the top rope, and jump off to drive a forearm to the shoulder and back. This was `Taker's move, but I learned it. As I started to walk the cable, my feet slipped, and I fell backwards. There was a loud crash, my head hit the steel steps, and blackness enveloped my being. In my unconscious state, I thought I was dreaming and heard people talking.

"He's paralyzed."

"He might die."

"Bryan, stay with me."

"You can make it."

"Son, I know you love him, but you need to come home."

The last voice sounded like Hulk Hogan's, but I knew that could be right. As from a heavy sleep, my eyes began to flutter and I saw blurred visions. My eyes began to clear and I saw doctors and nurses. I tried to turn my head, but it would not move.

"W-W-What's wrong with me?" I articulated very hoarsely and just above a whisper.

"Son, the fall snapped some of your vertebrae." a doctor explained. "I am afraid you are paralyzed from the neck down."

I heard several people crying in the background with that statement. Tears streamed down my face and I saw my cousin Stephen's face appear. He had been crying. His girlfriend, Heather, was with him and she had been sobbing also.

"Hey Bry." he said. "That was real dumb to pretend to be the `Taker."

"Shut up Butthead." I said and tried to smile.

He tried also, but I saw the pain in his face. I then saw the one person I needed to see the most - Nick. He had been emotionally distraught and he gave me a kiss. He could not speak or smile. I then saw Hogan and was very confused.

"What the hell is he doing here?" I whispered.

It was at this point I noticed a tube that was connected to my throat. The doctor explained it was the only way I could breathe. My eyes closed and I tried to scream, but the only sound was a low groan. I opened my eyes and Hogan was standing next to me.

"Bryan, I know that you love my son." he said. "And I was stupid for not seeing that."

He clasped my hand and I felt nothing. It was at that moment I could not live like this. I knew that if I wound up I this state, I would need a living will. I had one prepared and I make Ed my executor of my wishes.

"Can I speak to Ed alone?" I said softly.

Nick gave me a kiss and everyone said good-bye. Ed was the only one left. He looked tired and tried to smile. He held my hand and I could not squeeze it. I knew what I had in mind was the best thing.

"What do you need Bry?" he asked.

"I want you to put my living will in effect." I replied. "I want to die. To live like this isn't for me."

"We go back a long way." Ed said. "And I know you're wishes. But I am going to ask you this once. Are you sure about this? I will abide by your decision, but I want you to be absolutely sure."

"Fuck yeah I am." I replied with as much strength I could muster.

"Okay, I'll get the will." he told me. "I have it at the hotel."

Ed left and I was so very alone. I was not sure if I wanted anyone there when I died, but I decided on four people - Ed, Nick, Stephen, and Heather.

Ed went to meet with Stephen and Nick to explain the situation. They both looked at him with stunned expressions.

"He can't do this." Stephen said.

"Please don't let him." Nick added. "I love him."

"Think about this." Ed retorted. "If this happened to you, would you want to live like that. I don't want to see him die, but it is for the best."

The two thought about it and relented with great agony. Ed called Orlando to bring his briefcase to the hospital. Thirty minutes later, the tall wrestler arrived with the document. Ed called the doctor over and presented the living will.

"Are you sure you want this?" the physician queried.

"Yes." I said. "Please let me end this."

The doctor got the forms and handed them to Ed, who signed them as tears rolled down his face. I told him that I wanted Nick, Stephen, Heather, and himself in the room at the end. Ed called my cousin, his girlfriend, and my love into the room. The tears poured and I thought the doctor would not have to turn off the machine, I would just drown. A smile crept across my face.

"What's so funny?" Ed asked.

I told them what I was thinking and some smiles appeared. Each came to me to say good-bye.

"Bryan, you're the best." Heather said.

"Take care of Stephen." I told her.

"I will." she responded.

"Well cuz, trying another adventure." Stephen uttered.

"Bite me." I replied. "Just get married and be happy."

"Bry, we go back a ways as friends." Ed said. "I will truly miss you."

"Just don't let the dream die." I answered. "Keep this group going forward."

"No one will ever replace you." he expressed.

Nick came to the bed and just looked. HE could not say a word and just cried.

"Hush my love." I said. "I will always be with you."

He leaned over and gave me our final kiss. It was at that moment, I began to hesitate, but only for a moment. The four held my hands as the doctor first turned off the IV drips. He then turned off the machine that was helping me breathe. It felt like I was drowning. My lungs stopped functioning, them my heart, and finally my brain. Before I slipped into death, I heard Nick say something.

"I love you Bryan." he cried. "And I always will.

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