Date: Wed, 25 Dec 2002 22:32:44 -0500 From: Thomas Wehner Subject: Learn to Play Soccer Disclaimer- I have no personal knowledge of the wrestlers involved. I have no have any idea of their sexual preference. The story is a work of fiction. All names are trademarks of World Wrestling Entertainment. All rights reserved. Trailer-Park Trash He was depressed. He did not know what to do. He was used to having his girlfriend with him. He knew that he needed to get laid. He was starting to wish that he never went and got his cousin. It was his entire fault. He got him in trouble with Nidia. Why did he have to get Nuncio? He knew that he would have to get relief somewhere. But where? Jamie Noble was restless. He had to have sex. But he knew all the WWE divas were attached. Nidia now had her new flame Tajiri, Torrie Wilson had Billy Kidman, Stacy had Test, Dawn Marie had Al Wilson, Victoria had Steven Richards, and Trish had HHH. Jamie was wondering the back halls looking for even a stagehand right now. He knew that they would love to have a piece of him. That they would love to brag to people that they slept with "the" Jamie Noble. Crash Holly soon approached him. "Hey Jamie, don't forget about the meet a fan day. We all hating meeting fans that goggle over us, but it is part of being a superstar." "I did forget. When are they coming?" "About two hours before the show." "Thanks buddy." "No problem." Jamie thought that he needed to get laid before then. He went back to his dressing room. Since there was an odd number of superstars on RAW, he once in a while got his own locker room. He was glad that this time he did, so when he brought someone back he could have privacy. The rest of the day was pretty uneventful for Jamie. He had his short promos before the show that nite. He did always going to Roanoke, VA. He had spent some time there when he was younger. It was already 3 hours before the show and he still had not gotten any. He was starting to get a little worried. He never preformed without getting any before he went out. As time grew closer to the "Meet a Fan," he knew that he had to get laid quickly. He realized that if he could not get a woman to suck his man meat, he might have to get a guy to. He just thought that a mouth is a mouth. He quickly went to get his shower before finding a guy. When he got out of his shower, John Cena was knocking at the door. "Hey Jamie, its John, let me in, we need to talk." "One sec, I just got out of the shower." "We are both guys, its important." "Fine." John came in to talk, but when he saw Jamie's tight hard body, he could not stop starring. He knew he had a great body himself, washboard abs, great chest, huge monster dick, but he wanted to try something with a guy ever since he came to the WWE. "What did you need to talk to me so much?" "Bischoff just signed us into a number 1 contender's match for the cruiserweight match. He said that we could decide between us who is going to win. He said the WWE would go with who ever we choose." "That was so important. I have more important things to do right now. You know, pre-show things." In fact, John had not idea. He was already for the show that nite, he was in his gear. His hat was on backwards, his wife beater (that showed off his tight arms and chest), and his lucky bikini briefs that were hidden by his baggy pants. Jamie also noticed that John was wearing a tight shirt. He began to think of a plan to get laid. He knew exactly who he wanted to suck his cock. "So do you want to win the match?" "Of course Jamie, it will help my career. B-2 is my running buddy, but I need to break away and be on my own. If I can have a shot at the title, I can do that." "Well, I want my title back. So I want to win." "But I need to win, you've already been champion, I haven't. I will do anything for you to let me win." "Anything?" "Yes, anything." Jamie then realized that he still might get laid before the show. This is part one of the story. I have started to write part two but I would like some feedback before I finish writing it. Please tell me what you think. twehner@ferrum.edu