Date: Tue, 2 Aug 2022 21:37:16 +0000 (UTC)
From: Arthur Doyle <sirarthurpornandoyle@yahoo.com>
Subject: Dumb jock roommates, part 3

"Ahhh, oh fuck, dude," Darius said as his good friend Blaise swallowed his
fat uncut cock all the way down to the base. "Bro, that feels amazing."

The two college studs were hanging in the woods near campus, as they often
did, getting super blazed, as they often did, and blowing each other, as
they did just about every chance they could. Both Darius and Blaise were
what's known as HHHs--hot, hairy hippies and each was horny and hung to
boot. They'd initially connected over their love of hackey sack and smoking
blunts, soon realizing how much they both liked to give and receive head.

Blaise was currently squatting below Darius as the later leaned against a
tree, his fly open and his enormous dripping wang rock hard and pointing
straight out as Blaise polished his knob and played with his massive
nuts. Darius sniffed his own stinky pits then ran his fingers through his
friend's dreadlocked hair, a feature they both shared, before placing his
hands on Blaise's head and beginning to facefuck him like a pornstar. Each
young hunk was shirtless and ripped but had kept their shorts on. They'd
wandered deep into the woods for their mutual bro-job sesh but also knew
that they might have to skedaddle at any moment if they were caught.

"Alright, man," said Darius, pulling Blaise up. "Let me get my lips on that
incredible dong of yours."

No sooner had he said that then a cracking sound came through the
trees. Both boys froze. The risk involved in public oral sex was part of
what made it fun, but it was still a risk. Each was also stoned out of
their gourds, making them extra paranoid. Darius quickly stuffed his
massive johnson back into his tight shorts and waited.

"Oh boy, Connor," said a voice. "I really think we're lost now. I have no
idea where the hell we are anymore."

"Dude, we shouldn't have gotten so high from those edibles," said
another. "I don't think we're going to be able to find our way back to the
dorms."

Out of the trees, two banging studs appeared. One was bearded with dark
hair and blue eyes while the other had smooth cheeks, blond hair and brown
eyes. They each had a slightly dazed and confused look on their gorgeous
faces.

"Oh crap," said the fuzzier-faced one, blinking with an unglazed gaze. "Hey
there, guys! I'm Silas. Didn't know we'd be running into anyone else here."

"I'm Connor," said his friend, traipsing around in a circle. "Sorry to do
this but we're both super stoned. Do you know how we get out of these
woods?"

Darius and Blaise had no idea how to respond. Each stoner was captivated by
the superb specimens of college jock before them. Both Silas and Connor
boasted supremely stunning, model-esque physiques, their jawlines sharp,
their smiles captivating. Both boys were also wearing extremely-low-cut
tank tops that showed off their stacked shoulders and muscular arms, plus
some nice views of their heaving pecs. Silas and Connor each wore a pair of
barely-there shorts, the lower part of their rounded asscheeks practically
begging to be slapped as they meandered around the little open dale in the
forest.

"Dang, bud!" said Silas, coming over to Darius and caressing the hippie's
wiry chest hairs. "You're like a total beefcake."

"And your friend is, too," said Connor, sidling up to Blaise and, for some
reason, fondling his package. "We should all hit the gym together
sometime."

"Holy crap, Connor, check this out," said Silas, unbuttoning the fly of
Darius's pants and allowing that enormous half-hard cock and those long
dangling balls to come swinging out. "This guy's packing some major heat as
well."

"Dude!" said Connor. "You better watch where you swing that thing. Your
giant rod could take an eye out!"

The attention on Darius's dick was making it stiffen up again. He and
Blaise shared a look, one where they were both trying to make sense of this
situation while also not entirely upset that it was happening. Blaise, who
was just a bit more confident, licked his lips.

"So, do you guys like to come out here a lot?" he asked.

Silas had by this point wrapped his hand around Darius's delectable dong
and was slowly jacking its sensual foreskin over its humongous
head. Pre-cum was beading on its tip.

"Never been here before, man," Silas said, seemingly oblivious to the cock
play his hand was engaging in. "But if this is where the athletic hunks are
always hanging, then we should totally come out here again soon."

"What brings you bros out here?" guileless Connor asked, running his
fingers up and down Blaise's massive biceps and smiling at the dreadlocked
hippie.

"Unnhhh," Darius moaned, trying to keep cool and converse even as his giant
tool was toyed with. "Uh... well, probably the same reason you boys came
out, if I were to guess."

"Yep," said Blaise, watching his friend's junk get handled with incredible
care. "We both like a bit of the old in-out, in-out..." He mimed a large
cock hitting the inside of his cheek.

"Oh yeah?" said Silas, thinking that must be some kind of sports
terminology he wasn't up on. "Well, we'll let you guys get back to it then
and stop bothering you."

He let go of Darius's gargantuan prong and started to take off. But Connor
wasn't quite ready to leave. Something about Blaise was keeping him stuck
in place. They looked into each other's eyes as Connor continued to paw at
Blaise's supremely hairy chest, the smell of Blaise's BO filling his
nostrils.

"I dunno, Silas," Connor said in a faraway, captivated voice. "I want to
ask this guy something first... Hey bro, can I kiss you?"

No sooner had the question appeared on his lips that Connor was leaning in
to smooch his new companion. Blaise barely had time to register what was
happening but he definitely liked that he was suddenly making out with a
ravishing athlete. The two studly hunks began to suck face in earnest,
their hands running all over each other's chiseled bodies as they ran their
tongues against one another.

"Connor stop that!" Silas said. "Oh god, this is so embarrassing. This dude
doesn't want to make out with you. Get off of him--whoooopppss..."

And with that, he went sailing forward, apparently having slipped on some
mud slick or something. Unable to keep his balance, Silas fell forward,
reaching for anything to help stop his descent. Somehow, the first thing he
grabbed were Blaise's shorts, instantly shucking them off and exposing his
hot, hairy heinie and insanely extensive dong. Silas's mouth came down
right atop the tip of that elephantine anaconda, which was so thick that,
even soft, it instantly plugged his bearded face. Blaise's hulking monster
hardened, spreading apart Silas's lips as it inflated and getting wedged
firmly down his supple and accommodating throat.

"Jeez, Silas!" Connor said, looking at the mess of his roommate below
him. "Now who's the embarrassing one? You've gone and gotten a big dick
stuck in your mouth again!" He tickled Blaise's low-hanging balls and gave
him another peck. "And it's a dang enormous one at that."

All the while, Darius was still standing there with his wang out, wondering
what kind of cock-teases these two strangers were. Wanting to get closer to
the action, he marched over to the other three boys. Though none of them
were sure just how, Connor's pants chose that moment to burst open and fall
to the ground, so that when Darius came up behind him, the hippie's
substantial meat became parked right inside Connor's asscrack, like a huge
hot dog squeezed between two perfect buns.

"Mmhhmmm..." said Connor. "Oh, I'm so sorry, bro. I think my dick got super
boned up all of a sudden and broke open my shorts. And now your gigantic
piece is now rubbing up against my soft and needy puck. I can feel it
twitching, just begging for something to go inside of it."

Connor jacked his own hefty uncut cock, which was rock hard and dripping
with precum, moaning as he rubbed his rear against Darius' dong and threw
his arms around Blaise. Overcome with desire, he leaned in to whisper into
Blaise's ear.

"I also think my bud Silas here isn't going to be able to get off your
schlong until you bust a nut," he said sensually. "Can you do that for me,
bro? Can you nut down my buddy's throat?"

Blaise was genuinely perplexed but also really blazed. He figured there was
just something he was missing about the way these two dudes talked, since
it was kind of all over the place. There might have been some consent
issues to deal with but Blaise's stoney baloney brain wasn't going to argue
with the warm, wet mouth wrapped around his herculean hog. Darius always
had trouble deep-throating him but this new guy was taking his king-size
dong like a pro. He began to buck his hips back and forth, groaning with
pleasure as Silas choked on his epic cock.

Darius was meanwhile exploring new avenues, overcome with the desire to
stick his nose into Connor's crack. He bent down and sniffed at that
mouthwatering keister, lapping his tongue against the boy's salacious hole
and drilling it inside.

"Ohhh!" cried Connor. "Ohhhhh! OOOOOHHH! Bro... uhhhnnngg... bro, I'm not
sure if you realize but... unnfffff... you're kinda going to town on my
ass. It feels so... ummfff... weird... like weird but also
somehow.... grmmmm... good..."

But Darius had stuffed his face directly between Connor's luscious cheeks,
motorboating that sultry rear end for all it was worth. The hairy hippie
was barely able to listen to anything coming from Connor's mouth, so caught
up he was in his urgent salad toss. Connor continued to jack his own cock,
loving the feeling of his copious pre-cum dripping out his uncut dick end
and making his foreskin super slick. Almost on its own, his nose slid down
and parked itself in Blaise's armpit, which stunk to high heaven, giving
off a whiff of dude funk so ripe that Connor was blasted into outer space
just from the manly aroma.

Blaise was loving the fact that he got to watch his good friend Darius
munch the hot butt of a blond super stud who was getting high off his BO
all while a furry cock-fiend swallowed his gigantic boner to the base. He
could feel the cum churning in his heavy nuts as Silas' tonsils
continuously tickled the mighty length of his shaft, throat-goating him
like his life depended on it. Tears were running down Silas' cheeks as he
guzzled that gonzo dong and he was making choking sounds but he seemed
unable to tear himself away from going down on that supreme sausage.

"Ohmygodddd, Silas!" Connor said, dazed as his eyes rolled back and he
pushed his ass further towards Darius' lips. "I can't take you anywhere,
bro. You're such a mess!"

For his part, stoned Silas wasn't really sure how they'd all ended up in
these crazy configurations and he began swinging his arms in an attempt to
get some leverage and pull up off that magnificent member. But the only
effect this had was to cause Connor to trip, sending his roommate crashing
to the ground.

"Whuupppp!" said Connor, perking his head up and blinking. His nose was now
directly at dick-line and Darius' massive knob began to smack him on the
cheeks. "Oh! Ohhhh!!" he cried, embarrassed and aroused beyond belief.

As you might guess, the next thing that happened was Darius' significant
kielbasa went sliding down Connor's supple throat, maybe on accident or
whatever. With his fore-end plugged, Connor struggled to breathe, which
somehow only sent Darius' delectable dick further past his lips. Darius
wasted no time in railing the warm mouth slavering over his majestic prong,
placing his hands on the back of Connor's head so he could breed him like a
bunny, repeatedly slamming the full length of his thick schlong straight
down the boy's amazing throat.

The scene now contained two hot hairy dreadlocked hippie dudes, their
muscles bulging, their bodies slick and sweaty, standing in the forest as
two incredibly ripped and stupendously dumb college jocks crouched on their
knees, their mouths completely stuffed with ridiculously large
cocks. Darius and Blaise were in high heaven, loving the sensation of the
amazing blow jobs they were each receiving. The two friends threw their
arms around each other and began to make out, macking on one another like
they never had before. The copious amount of THC in their bloodstream and
the incredible ripe stink of their bodies was supercharging their sex
drive, making their hormones rage to an insane degree.

Darius leaned back and looked at his friend's captivating face. "You know
that I love you, right, dude?"

Blaise's heart leaped to hear this gorgeous cut of man say such touching
words. "I love you, too, bro."

And then, since each was still receiving a crazy deep-throat experience
like neither of them had ever felt before, they both began to moan and
screw up their faces. Darius returned his hands to the back of Connor's
head while Blaise did the same with Silas. The HHH's bucked their hips and
shoved their colossal cocks into the willing mouths before them, reaming
those lips like champion breeders.

"I'm gonna nut, man," Darius said.

"Same, dude!" cried Blaise.

"Fuck, this feels so good!"

"Holy crap, I'm gonna bust so much!"

"Kiss me, bro!"

"Hell yes, bro!"

With that, they each achieved a spectacular simultaneous orgasm, their
muscular arms shuddering as they began to expel a phenomenal amount of
bitchin' nut sauce down the throats before them. Fiery explosions went off
in their brains while their huge hogs fired off stunning volumes of sticky
skeet, all of which was lapped up by the hot horny roommates, Silas and
Connor. The quantify of cum was so profuse that gooey gunk came flowing out
around the college jock's lips, dripping down Darius and Blaise's shafts
and coating their hairy ballsacs.

"Ghhuuuhhh!" said Silas, finally managing to pull off of Darius' dick. "I'm
free!"

"Mmmhhfff!" responded Connor, also coming up for air. "I knew that nut was
the answer."

But, of course, each of the roommates was so randy, their aching cocks so
hard and ready, that without thinking, they immediately descended on one
another's erections. Sixty-nining there on the forest floor, Silas and
Connor groaned and whimpered, pounding their roommate's throat with abandon
as they worked themselves to new heights. Silas was sticking at least two
slick fingers into Connor's ass, while Connor did the same with Silas'
keyed-up hairy keister. Each was so turned on that it didn't take long for
them to achieve their own delirious climaxes, a synchronous nut-busting of
epic proportions, where both boys discharged dollop after dollop of creamy
man batter straight from their oversize balls into their friend's
accommodating mouth.

"Mmmmm...." said Silas, licking his lips. "Your cream tastes so good, man."

"Ahhh..." responded Connor, smacking his tongue delightedly. "I can't
believe we just drank up so much cum."

They rolled around naked on the forest floor, each content as they came
back to themselves. Looking up, they encountered the surprised and smitten
faces of Darius and Blaise, who were enjoying watching these two pups at
play.

"Wow," said Connor, sitting up. "I guess you just never know what you're
going to run into during a walk in the woods."

"Totally," said Silas. "But definitely let us know next time you guys come
out here. It's been a blast hanging with you!"

And with that, they grabbed their clothes and gamboled away, leaving the
satiated hippies wondering what the hell they'd just experienced.

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