Date: Fri, 9 Sep 2022 21:52:08 +0000 (UTC)
From: Arthur Doyle <sirarthurpornandoyle@yahoo.com>
Subject: Dumb jock roommates, part 5

Knock, knock.

"Hello?" called Troy, squirming a little in his tight jock while heaving a
big pizza box in the hallway outside a dorm room.

He wasn't used to coming to this other campus, the rival school to the one
he attended across town. But being a pizza delivery boy definitely had
already taken him to some strange places so far in his life. The door
clicked open.

"Oh, crap," said an incredibly handsome bearded stranger who was jacking
the foreskin of an enormous cock. "Hey, Connor, did you order a pizza?"

"Yeah, dude," said a voice from inside the room. "I figured we'd be getting
the munchies right around now after getting blazed and eating those weed
gummies."

"Uh... is this a bad time?" asked Troy, who was definitely surprised to see
such a ripped and hairy stud pulling his pud out in the open like this. Not
that he was complaining, mind you. But it was brazen, for sure.

"Maybe just come in and we'll figure it out," said the hot jock. "My name's
Silas."

"Bro!" said Connor as soon as Troy walked into the dorm (which stank to
high heaven of dank ganja and sweaty balls and ripe armpits) "You're a
lifesaver. I am super horny... I mean, hungry. Hahahahaaha! Man, I'm so
stoned I keep getting those confused."

Troy was not entirely surprised to find that Silas' roommate was similarly
built, just a super-cut muscle hunk with a brawny chest, killer abs, and
gorgeous arms, though with a smoother physique and lighter hair, and also
absentmindedly tugging at his magnificent rocket of a cock as he stood with
a smile. Troy himself was no slouch in the looks department, hitting the
weights everyday at the gym plus running, biking, swimming, yoga, climbing,
hiking, and, of course, lots and lots of hot sweaty sex. His gigantic
asscheeks were barely squeezed into that tiny jock, which showed off the
large curve of his banana in some pretty obvious VPL.

"Dang, bud," said Connor, immediately laying a hand on Troy's massive pecs
and squeezing them. "Is this what pizza delivery dudes are wearing these
days? Seems pretty scandalous."

Troy smirked, his emerald eyes shining, his blond bangs waving. His hulking
Greek boss at the pizza delivery place, Andros, had long ago insisted that
he wear this sexy outfit, probably because he knew certain customers would
appreciate it. Andros and his hairy muscular Turkish husband, Adem, were in
fact Troy's foremost lovers at this point. He slept at their place most
nights so that each of them could bang him with their colossal uncut dongs
as much as possible, and often at the same time.

Silas had grabbed one of Troy's mountainous asscheeks and was giving it a
good squeeze. "You are like crazy built, man. We need to swap exercise
pointers before you go."

"By the way," said Connor, releasing a glob of spit so he could continue to
jack his luscious foreskin up and down over the dripping head of his
massive dickhead. "Sorry about the unexpected wank party. Silas and I just
can't keep these beasts down anymore. We both just came like ten minutes
ago but they're already back and ready to blow. Like, look at these nuts!
They are so full of jism that it's crazy."

Troy licked his lips, liking where this was all headed. It had been a while
since he'd encountered such lunkheads in his job as a delivery boy. Of
course, not that long ago, he'd been a totally "straight" himbo himself. It
was always fun to get to play the part once again.

"Don't worry about it, bud," he said, waving his hand and setting the pizza
down. "Let me actually join you guys. I could use a break from my route."

"Are you serious, man?" said Silas as a nice dollop of pre-cum came
splurting out of his piss slit. "Thanks for being so cool. Other dudes can
get kind of intimidated by us."

Yeah, I'll bet, thought Troy. With a mischievous grin, he slowly pulled off
his jock, releasing the half-hard form of his own mega pocket monster. His
uncut hog wasn't quite the same magnificent specimen as these two dumb
college jocks were sporting, but he'd never heard too many complaints from
the guys he regularly plowed. Spitting on his schlong, he took his anaconda
in hand and began to work himself towards an erection as he stood in
nothing but his socks and sneakers. Tipping his red baseball cap to one
side, he pulled a monumental blunt out from behind his ear.

"You guys mind if I join you in the stoned department? I'm already a few
sheets to the wind myself but could definitely use a re-up."

But Silas and Connor weren't quite listening, each of them bending over
with wide-open mouths as they took in the sight of Troy's triumphant
trumpet.

"Dude!!!" said Connor. "Let me know if this is too forward but you have
absolutely one of the most beautiful pipes I have ever seen in my life."

"Look at it," said Silas. "Its so fucking hefty and hard. That dick vein is
to die for. And those balls, bro! You could wreck a building with nards
like that. My hole is twitching like crazy just from looking at your whole
package."

The attention was definitely helping get Troy even more worked up. He was a
natural exhibitionist whose favorite position was getting gang-banged by as
many wangs as possible while being watched by a large crowd. A steady
stream of nut nectar was now flowing from his sizable uncut dong-end.

"I just..." said Connor, mesmerized. "I just... wwulllpppp!"

And with that Troy's prodigious prong sank all the way past Connor's
alluring lips, immediately entering his throat and getting lodged there as
Troy's crotch mashed against Connor's face.

"Connor!" said Silas. "Forgive my roommate. He's such a goofball
sometimes. I'm sure he didn't mean to swallow your whole hog down to the
root like that."

"Unfff," said Troy, grabbing the back of Connor's head and pumping his hips
mercilessly. "No... unffff... no worries, bud.... unfff.... guys will be
guys... unfff.... no harm no foul."

"Okay, okay, Con," said Silas. "That's enough. Let's let this dude light up
his stogie in peace."

Connor managed to unlatch himself from the stupendous sausage before him
and stand, his fist racing up and down his massive shaft with renewed vigor
and earnestness. Troy winked at him and put a lighter to the end of his
blunt, sucking down that smoke and feeling it unwind his muscles and
nerves. He took a sniff of his naturally-scented armpits, which mixed so
well with the aroma of the grass, the two smells pretty similar in
character and effect on libido.

"You guys want some?" said Troy, offering the stogie. He could tell that he
was in for some fun with these two silly dreamboats.

Silas and Connor nodded, all three of them continuing their five-knuckle
shuffle as the cheroot went around in a circle. Pre-cum dripped down on the
floor in the middle of their little threesome, three pearlescent cascades
constantly flowing from the tips of the gargantuan erections that these
hormone-laced hunks were sporting.

Once Troy saw that the two athletic roommates were good and high and
suggestive, he gave them a little smirk.

"You know, I've actually got some experience with this problem you dudes
seem to be having," he said.

"What problem is that?" asked Silas in the most innocent way possible, his
knob gleaming with pre-jizz juice as billows of smoke settled around them.

"Too much testosterone," said Troy. "It's pretty obvious that's what's
going on here. Happens with guys who work out a lot."

"Oh yeah?" said Connor. "Then you definitely must have some experience
here."

"Fuck, man," said Silas, biting his lip and releasing a short
growl. "You're, like, one of the hottest men I've ever laid eyes on."

Troy chuckled. "Thanks, bud. But, yeah, me and my gym buddies always used
to get so worked up after a session, especially if we were also getting
stoned in the process. You guys ever find your dicks ending up in places
they're not meant to? Almost like they've got minds of their own?"

"All the time, bro!" said Connor. "Just before you got here my mammoth dong
was moments away from entering Si's tight little hole. I had been rimming
it before that, for reasons I don't quite remember, and the second I stood
up, my flaring uncut mushroom dickhead went straight for his keister. It
was only your knock that saved him from being on the receiving end of my
jumbo dumbo here."

"And before that," added Silas. "Connor had bent over his bed to grab a
dirty pair of underwear he wanted to sniff. His hot, snug puck was
practically winking at my crazy trouser snake. I actually ended up balls
deep in him somehow before the two of us came to our senses and
disentangled ourselves."

"See," said Troy, tapping the side of his head. "That's because your bodies
are smarter than your minds."

"Whaaaa....???" said Silas and Connor at the same time.

"Testosterone, bros," said Troy. "It's got you both raging with these major
urges you need to satisfy."

"But we already jerk off constantly," said Silas. "And also our nut has
ended up in the throats and butts of guys all over campus. Usually through
totally funny ways that neither of us can completely figure out."

"That's a good start," said Troy, nodding and pinching his nipples, which
were hard and sensitive from hearing about the boys' adventures. "But you
each need your own regular injections of nut in order to calm that beast
within."

"Are you serious, dude?" asked Connor. "That sounds kind of bunk."

Troy shook his head. "It's proven fitness science. Every single one of my
coaches has fed me his ball sauce before and after practice. It's so good
for building muscle."

"Not that I don't believe you, man," said Silas with a skeptical
expression. "But how exactly is jizz, which is full of testosterone, going
to help us keep from boning up all the time?"

Troy didn't actually have a full explanation worked out. "It's one of
those, like, weird backwards things. When nut from another guy meets the
nut inside your body, they cancel each other out."

"That makes sense," said Connor, his expression brightening. "But where are
we supposed to get regular injections of another guy's skeet?"

Troy looked back and forth between the roommates. "Bros helping bros,
broski."

"Are you serious?" said Silas. "Con doesn't want to get filled with my hot
man cream, right dude?"

"No way," said Connor. "And Si definitely isn't interested in getting bred
by my huge prong until I bust. That would be totally weird."

Troy shrugged. "Suit yourselves. But you know how your holes are always
twitching all the time?"

Both Silas and Connor nodded, feeling their pucks involuntarily shudder
just at the mention of that strange itch.

"Your butts are asking for nut, my dudes. They can sense that they need
it. I'm telling you, it's one of the best ways to clear the hormones."

"Well...." said Silas, glancing back at his clap-worthy cheeks. "I mean, it
is pretty easy for me to get a couple fingers in there." And he proceeded
to stick two digits where the sun don't shine.

"And it does feel pretty damn nice whenever Si's dick accidentally gets
stuck in my puck," said Connor.

Troy could see he'd gotten the roommates close to where he wanted them. Now
he just needed to push them over the edge.

"Let me help you boys out," he said, getting down on his knees. "Now the
first thing you're gonna want to do is get your rods nice and lubed up with
spit."

Kneeling there in front of those superlative dongs, Troy thanked the gods
for how incredible his life was. Silas and Connor instinctually began
whapping his face with their massive batons, the spray of their pre-nut
painting his cheeks and brow. Troy continued to jack his own large uncut
johnson and finger his asshole as he dove forward onto Silas' pharaonic
dick.

"Oooohhhhhnnnnn," moaned Silas. "Oh fuck, dude, that feels so good. You're
deep-throating me like a pro, bro. Unnngghhh, yeah I can tell that my
schlong is calling out for something like this."

"It's pretty hot to watch your huge hog disappear into this guy's beautiful
mouth," said Connor. "I could see getting really into something like this,
man."

Troy switched over, taking Connor down to the nutsac and feeling his lips
get stretched out so divinely from that delicious dick.

"Bro," said Silas, his eyes wide as he watched his roommate get blown, "I
really think I get it now. Sorry about this, but I'm gonna have to fuck
your incredible ass just a little. I can tell it's what my body wants."

Getting up behind Troy, Silas proceeded to cram his entire enormous dong
right into the pizza delivery boy's amazing rear, his nuts coming to rest
on those callipygian cheeks before he began long-licking Troy with his
massive shaft. Spit-roasted between the roommates, Troy was in high heaven,
loving the feeling of getting his fore-end stoppered by such a humongous
cock while his backside got plowed by a stunning equivalent sausage. Sweat
was dripping off his hide and out from his armpits, bathing all three of
them in an ambrosial bath of BO and virile dude scent. Connor and Silas
high-fived one another and then switched places, so that Troy was getting
some incredibly fuzzy nuts smacking his face while a slightly less hirsute
ball-sac repeatedly crashed against his taint. No matter who was doing the
delivering, Troy was getting some delectable pre-cum all up into his every
orifice.

"Dudes," said Troy, pulling off a cock after they'd switched places a few
more time. "You guys have got to try this shit. I am like totally drunk on
dick right now."

Silas eyed his roommate, who returned his befuddled expression.

"I mean..." said Silas. "Are you gonna fuck me first or should I fuck you
first?"

Troy chuckled. "If it'll set you guys at ease, why don't you bend over on
that bed? I can get the plowing started."

Both roommates considered this a good compromise and stuck out their
alluring cabooses. Troy started rubbing those amazing muscle butts, taking
his time to savor each keister. He kissed Silas' rear and then rimmed his
hole good and deep, tasting that scrumptious puck as the athletic jock
moaned and whimpered. Moving over and shoving his tongue inside Connor,
Troy felt that tight sphincter unravel under his expert lingual
ministrations. Finally, he stood.

"Dang, buds. Wish I had two dicks so I could dong you at the same time."

Connor stood like a lightbulb had gone off in his head. "Oh wait, I've got
just the thing." He disappeared to a closet and came back with one of those
realistic-looking dildos modeled on a pornstar's cock and balls. "I ordered
this thing off Amazon the other day when my hole wouldn't stop
twitching. Haven't had the chance to use it yet."

Troy grinned, holding the dick substitute up against his own. They were
pretty much the same size. "Alright," he said, spitting on the silicone
rod. "Here it comes."

And he thrust his massive knob into Silas' warm crack while at the same
time sliding the dino-sized dildo into Connor's willing rear.

"Unnnffff," said Silas.

"Gnnnhhhh," said Connor.

"Mmmmmmhhhhh," growled Troy as he began to fuck the living daylights out of
Silas.

"Oh god! Oh fuck!" cried Silas, squeezing his eyes with pleasure. "I can
tell that my ass has needed this, getting pounded by a real man. It's
fucking incredible! I'm a total hound for your cock, dude."

"Do me!" chirped Connor, even though he was already loving the way Troy was
stretching his hole with that silicone pole.

Troy delivered what was promised, pulling his massive dong out of Silas'
dripping ass and shifting so that he could bang Connor like he
wanted. While plowing the smoother hunk with his ginormous cock, Troy made
sure to rub the dildo against Silas' prostate.

"HOLEEEY SHIT, BRO!" said Silas. "I've got stars spinning around my head!"

"Same, dude!" said Connor, holding onto the bed while Troy destroyed his
fundament.

Troy watched with delight as the two roommates began to passionately French
kiss, their frenzied tongues swirling around one another as their back
chutes were stimulated beyond belief. He smacked Silas on the rump.

"I think one of you needs to take over now," he said, flopping on the bed.

The hot jocks were pretty lost in one another by this point, their arms
wrapping around each other's muscle-bound hides as they continued to make
out and wrestle. Troy almost couldn't tell who was who as the roommate's
lovemaking moved up to a higher realm. Finally, Connor was below Silas
spreading his legs, presenting his hole, as the two friends touched
foreheads and held one another close.

"You know that I love you, bro, right?" asked Silas.

"Of course, dude. I fucking love you, too," replied Connor.

And with that, Silas sent his king-kong-sized dong all the way up into
Connor's guts. Troy howled with astonishment as he watched Connor's snug
snatch swallow up that formidable cock, stretching out to accommodate its
every enormous dimension. Silas was balls deep in no time and he didn't
waste a second before he began ruthlessly reaming his roommate.

"Jesus Christ," said Connor, panting heavily as Silas slammed him again and
again. "My ass has been begging for your schlong for so long, bro. You're
gonna have to give it to me all the time now."

"Hell yeah, bud," said Silas, sweeping in for another intense kiss. "I can
feel my nuts churning up so much dick batter. I'm gonna breed you again and
again and again."

Jacking his gigantic schlong over on the side, Troy whooped and smacked
Silas on the ass. "You guys should flip."

They did, so that Connor's colossal cream-stick was now repeatedly drilling
into Silas' dripping back door. Both boys were master cocksmen, each able
to deliver and receive hot dong like experienced specialists. Troy could
tell that they would be practicing their skills at every opportunity from
now on. Quite randy from the thought of all the magnificent sex these hunks
would be having, Troy got up behind Connor and shoved his prime prong into
that obliging rear.

"Crap, dude," cried Connor. "Getting Lucky Pierre'd like this, with your
major wang opening up my little hole while I get to ream Silas' snug puck
with my enormous rooster, is one of the greatest experiences of my life. I
can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time."

"Bro," said Silas below him. "I need you to cum inside me right now. This
is just like the hottest scene I've ever been a part of."

"Oh fuck," said Connor, realizing he was right on the precipice of a
mind-bending orgasm. Alright, dude, get ready cause
heeeeeeeeeeere.... itttttt..... coooommmmmeeeessssss!!!!"

With that, he proceeded to deliver a crazy helping of fresh raw dong sauce
right into Silas' willing hole. Connor's head snapped back and forth as
convulsions of absolute ecstasy wracked his body. The feeling of his
prostate being stimulated by Troy's terrific hog as he shot wad after wad
of hot sticky skeet into his roommate's magnificent puck was an
unparalleled experience.

Even before Connor's climax had subsided, Silas was climbing on top of him
and shoving his ass-stretching sausage down into Connor's needy rear
opening. Silas managed to pump in and out for only about thirty seconds
before his own orgasm caught up to him, a brain-melting crest that had him
spurting a deluge of sweet and salty nut into Connor's antechamber, in a
quantity so profuse that it came gushing out and splashing over the both of
them.

When the jocks flopped over backwards, their arms outstretched, their
mouths babbling incoherently, Troy could see that things weren't quite over
yet. He siddled up and touched each of their still-raging erections, which
were sticking up into the sky between them.

"Looks like we've got a little more cream to inject here, boys," he
said. "It's important to clear the pipes fully in order to get the best
results."

Troy executed a nice reverse plank so he could get above both cocks and, in
one of his favorite moves ever, stuck each dick tip into his capacious
rear. Slowly, slowly, he worked his way down, DPing himself on those
exceptional boners as he jacked his uncut cock, stuck out his tongue, and
rolled his eyes to the back of his head.

"OH YEAH, DUDES!" he cried. "You are both still so fucking hard inside
me. I can tell that you each need at least one more splooging to get out
all this testosterone. Please nut inside me, bros. I really fucking need
that sticky icky all up in my guts."

Silas and Connor could barely believe that they'd each already nutted
inside one another, let alone that their continuing erections felt so good
inside this stellar asshole.

"Fuck, Con," said Silas. "I love sharing an ass with you, man."

"Agreed, dude," said Connor. "I want to do this all the time, Si."

"Absolutely, bud. I can feel my nuts churning up again."

"Same, bro. This guy's snatch is amazing."

"And the way he's working up and down our shafts. Unff!"

"Agreed. I love feeling your dick pressed against mine as this guy takes
our dongs."

"Totally, dude. I'm getting close again."

"Oh fuck, me too."

"Let's shoot at the same time, bro."

"You got it, Si. I'm almost there."

"Oh, Con, you're so fucking hot."

"Same to you, bud."

"Oh jeez, here it comes!"

"Me too, dude!! I'm gonna splooge again!"

With a triumphant look on his face, Troy shoved his ass all the way down on
those monster cocks and was rewarded as they each began to fire yet another
helping of spermy man batter directly into his needy nethers. He could feel
that bold baby sauce pumping from those ginormous gonzo dongs as he
squeezed his back chamber. His own respectable dick was geysering out a
crazy shower of gooey skeet all without being stimulated, his ass-gasm so
intense that he couldn't do anything other than shoot pulse after pulse of
hormone-laced seed that proceeded to rain down over all three of their
bodies and drip into their every crevice.

After coming down from their high and kissing and cuddling in a big pile of
cum-covered dudes, the three college jocks made plans for the next time
they'd hang out.

"Thanks so much, Troy," said Silas. "You've definitely taught us something
we'll use from now on."

"Hey," said Connor. "Don't we owe you for the pizza?"

Troy laughed. "I think we can just say this one's on the house. But you
guys should come around to my neck of the woods sometime. I'd love to
introduce you around."

* * * *

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