Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 00:05:20 EST
From: Tommyhawk1@aol.com
Subject: Red Rocket (Sanitized Version)

		      RED ROCKET (SANITIZED VERSION)
			   By Tommyhawk1@AOL.COM
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[NOTE: A "sanitized" story is a story that I have modified in order to
comply with my credit card billing company's policy, which forbids stories
involving sex with minors, incest and/or rape.  With the permission of
Nifty's archivist, I am posting this story here, as the change is
sufficient to make it a quite different story.  Any who wish to read the
unsanitized version of this story can find it at Nifty's Incest category
or, of course, at my own site's "Rogue Moon" site (see above).]

Bobby: "Red Rocket?"

Tim: Yeah, Red Rocket."

Bobby: "Why's it called Red Rocket?"

Tim: You'll see; it's really cool."

Bobby: "And this is a joke we can play with Eric without him beating the
shit out of us?"

Tim: Yeah, Eric will love it."

Bobby: "Okay." Chuckle. Bobby: "Sounds weird, though."

Tim: It's not weird, Bobby, it's really cool. You'll see. Come on, Eric
went to bed a half hour ago, he'll be sound asleep. It'll be more fun if he
wakes up while you're doing it."

Bobby: "Okay." Chuckle.

Tim: Shh! Don't laugh so much, shit, you're acting stupid, how much did you
drink tonight?"

Bobby: "I don't remember.  Six?  Six or seven beers."

Tim: Well, keep it down to a whisper. Eric's a heavy sleeper, but we don't
want to wake him up."

Bobby: "You can't wake up Eric when he's asleep."

Tim: We will, but we don't want to wake him up too soon. This only works if
we can catch him by surprise."

Bobby: "We're going to surprise him, huh?"

Tim: He's going to be really surprised, Bobby."

Bobby: "And Eric will do a Red Rocket for us?"

Tim: Oh, yeah, he'll do a Red Rocket."

Bobby: "Okay."

Tim: Careful with the door. We want to sneak in. Let me get it."

*Cre-e-e-e-e-ak!*

Tim: Shh!"

Bobby: "It's not me, it's the door."

Tim: Shh!"

Bobby: "Okay, okay!"

Tim: Shh! Come on, he's still asleep."

Bobby: Chuckle. "Eric's asleep."

Tim: Yeah. Now, let's sneak over to the bed. Quiet, now, quiet as you can
be."

Eric: "Sn-n-n-n-n-nkh!"

Bobby: "Eric's snoring!"

Tim: Yeah, shh! We want to surprise him with the Red Rocket."

Bobby: "Yeah, Red Rocket. Is it going to explode?"

Tim: It'll really explode. I promise. But you got to do it like I told
you."

Bobby: "Have you played Red Rocket before?"

Tim: No, I just learned about the prank from Willy. He told me about it. He
said they'd do it to the jocks in their dorm.  Shocks the shit outta them,
waking up like that, they fire the Red Rocket every fucking time.  I wanna
see if it's true."

Bobby: "Eric's going to get mad if this doesn't work."

Tim: Help me take the sheet off of him. I sure hope he's still sleeping
naked. I don't want to have to try to take his shorts off."

Bobby: "Should I be naked, too?"

Tim: No, no, he's the only one needs to be naked. Hold onto that end, we
want to lift it off of him, okay? Lift it nice and high!" Pause. "Not that
high, doofus!"

Bobby: "Oooh!"

Tim: See it. There's the Red Rocket."

Bobby: "Boy, it's lots bigger than mine!"

Tim: Sure, jocks all have big cocks, it seems like."

Bobby: "Lots bigger than yours, too."

Tim: Well, they use it to think with most of the time.  It's why they do a
Red Rocket."

Bobby: "I can't have a Red Rocket?"

Tim: Not like Eric will!"

Bobby: "I bet I could, too!"

Tim: Could not!"

Bobby: "Could too!"

Tim: Could not!"

Bobby: "Could too!"

Tim: Shh! We'll argue about it later."

Bobby: "Eric's going to be mad if the game doesn't work."

Tim: You said that, already. The Red Rocket will work. I promise. Okay,
here comes the light. Shade Eric's eyes so the light won't hit him all at
once."

*Click!*

Eric: "Hmh, uh, huh, sn-n-n-n-n-nkh!"

Tim: Good, he's still asleep. Knew he was a real sound sleeper, it's why I
picked him for the first Red Rocket. Now we can see what we're doing. Now,
Bobby, get up on the bed, but be quiet about it. Really careful."

*Squeak, squeak, squeak!*

Tim: Shh!"

Bobby: "Shhh!"

Tim: Shhhhh!"

Bobby: "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Tim: Shh, Already! Now, scoot over between his legs. Don't touch him, you
might wake him up."

Bobby: "You said I had to touch the Red Rocket."

Tim: You do, just not yet. Okay?"

Bobby: "Okay."

*Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.*

Tim: Okay, now, you're ready to play Red Rocket."

Bobby: "Yeah."

Tim: Reach out and grab hold of it. Carefully."

Bobby: "Ooh, it's warm!"

Tim: Yeah, that's the Red Rocket. Rockets have to be warm so they'll
explode."

Bobby: "We're not going to hurt Eric, are we?"  Snicker.

Eric: "Snk! Snk! Huh, huh-huh-huh!"

Tim: Shhh!"

Bobby: "Shhhh!"

Tim: Sh! Whew! For a moment I thought you woke him up. Okay, grab him
again. Get a good hold on him this time."

Bobby: "Nice and warm Red Rocket!"

Tim: Yeah. That's the way. Use both your hands."

Bobby: "Like this?"

Tim: Yeah, like that. Now, what you have to do is work it back and forth."

Bobby: "It's kind of slippery."

Tim: Yeah, the outside of it slides back and forth. That's what happens
with a floppy foreskin, doofus! Back and forth, nice and slow and easy."

Eric: "Unk, unh, unh! Mmmnnn!"

Tim: Yeah, that's got it. Eric's just starting to wake up. Now, you work it
faster now, but don't say anything. Wait until he wakes up and then say it
nice and loud, okay?"

Bobby: "Okay."

Eric: "Nnnh! Nhhhh!"

Bobby: "It's getting sticky!"

Tim: This Rocket's warming up."

Bobby: "Yeah, Red Rocket, yeah!"

Eric: "Nnhh! Hmmh?"

Tim: Okay, Bobby, now really get to moving it. Wait for it, wait for him to
wake up!"

*Squeak, squeak, squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak!*

Eric: "Uhh, hm? Huh? Bobby?"

Tim: Now, Bobby, now!"

Bobby: "Red Rocket, Eric!"

Eric: "Uh? Bobby, Bobby what are you, uh! Uh, huh, huh!"

Bobby: "Red Rocket, Eric, come on, Red Rocket!"

Eric: "Uh, huh, Bobby, wha--? What are you--? Uh! Uh, uh!"

Bobby: "Come on, Eric, you can do it, you can do it, Red Rocket!"

Eric: "God, uh, Bobby, what are you doing?"

Bobby: "Red Rocket, Eric, Red Rocket, come on, Eric, come on, you can do
it, do it for me Eric, shoot a Red Rocket!"

Tim: Yeah, Eric, Red Rocket, come on, do it for Bobby, shoot it!"

Eric: "Bobby? Tim? God, what's, uh, what's, uh, Guh!"

Bobby: "Come on, Red Rocket, Eric, Red Rocket, Red Rocket! Show me that Red
Rocket, Eric, shoot it!"

Eric: "Oh, God, Bobby, you're, uh, God, you're, uh! God, Bobby, yeah,
yeah!"

Bobby: "Oh, yeah, Eric, Red Rocket!"

Tim: Come on, Eric, show Bobby that Red Rocket!"

Eric: "Tim, God, you did this, you told Bobby to play with my....God!
Ohhhhhh!"

Bobby: "Come on, Eric, give me that Red Rocket! I want to see it shoot!"

Eric: "Oh, Go-o-o-o-o-d! God, Bobby, God!" *Pant-pant-pant-pant-pant!*

Bobby: "Oh, Eric, the Red Rocket's getting warm. I think it's going to
fire!"

Eric: *Pant-pant-pant-pant-pant!* "Uhhh! Uh, huh, huh, huh!"

Bobby: "Come on, Eric, Red Rocket, Red Rocket!"

Eric: "Oh, God, uh! Bobby, I'm coming, I'm coming!"

Bobby: "Yeah, Eric, Red Rocket. Come on, do it for me, Eric, give me that
Red Rocket!"

Eric: "Oh, God, oh, God, oh, oh, OH, OH, OH!"

Bobby: "Red Rocket, Red Rocket, come on, give it to me, Red Rocket!"

Eric: "OH, GOD, OH, GOD, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!"

Tim: It's coming, Bobby, keep on pumping Eric's Red Rocket!"

Bobby: "Yeah, come on, Eric, Red Rocket, Red Rocket!"

Eric: "OH, GOD, OH, OH, OH-OH-OH-OH, HUHGH-HUH, GUHHH!"

Tim: Whoa!"

Bobby: "Red Rocket, Eric, Red Rocket!"

Eric: "UHHH, UGHHH! GUHHHH! HANHHH! HUNNNHHHH! HUNNHH-GUHHH!"

Bobby: "Wow, Eric! Red Rocket. It's just shooting everywhere!"

Tim: Yeah, Eric, Red Rocket, really shoot it, boy, Eric, Red Rocket!"

Eric: "OHH-OHHH, HUHH, GUHHH! GAHHH! Uhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhh!"

Bobby: "Red Rocket, Eric, Red Rocket!"

Eric: "Oh, God, oh, God, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

Bobby: "Yeah, Eric, shoot that Red Rocket! Yeah!"

Eric: "Oh, God! Ohhhh! Ohh! Ohhh! Aahhh! Ahhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Bobby: "Wow, Eric, wow! That was real cool! Yeah, Tim, Red Rocket's a great
game!"

Tim: It sure is, little buddy! It sure is!"

Eric: *Pant-pant-pant-pant-pant!*

Bobby: "Are you okay Eric?"

Eric: "Uh, uh, yeah, Bobby, I'm fine. Oh, man, that felt good! God, I
haven't come like that since Tanja split up with me."

Bobby: "Tanja used to play Red Rocket with you, huh?"

Eric: "Yeah, Bobby, that's one thing she was good at, playing Red Rocket."

Bobby: "Really, Eric?"

Eric: "Yeah."

Bobby: "Well, I want to play Red Rocket with you again, Eric!"

Eric: "Ooh, oh, not just now. My dick's gotta rest awhile."

Tim: Boy, Eric, that was something.  You really blew a wad there!"

Eric: "Hmph!  You put Bobby up to this, didn't you?"

Tim: Uh? Yeah. Willy told me about it."

Eric: "You always listen to Willy?"

Tim: Well...when the joke sounds cool, I do."

Eric: "He'll get you in trouble some day.  You pull this shit on the wrong
guy and you'll get your ass whipped, but good!"

Tim: Am I in trouble, Eric?"

Eric: "Uhh! I'll have to think about that. Maybe sometime after Bobby lets
go of my dick, it's kind of hard to think while he's still holding onto
it."

Tim: You liked it, huh, Eric?"

Eric: "I saw you working yours while you watched, Tim."

Tim: Yeah, it was kind of cool."

Bobby: "It's a terrific game, Eric! When can I play it again?"

Eric: "Real soon. Maybe even again in the morning. But for now, you guys
need to leave and get back to your rooms before somebody sees you here!"

Bobby: "Can I sleep with you Eric instead?"

Eric: "Well...what the hell! If you're going to be playing Red Rocket with
me, you might as well sleep with me."

Tim: Uh, Eric...?"

Eric: "Sure, climb in too, Tim. Maybe tomorrow night, I'll show you two
some other games we can play."

Tim: Like what, Eric?"

Eric: "Games like Hide the Rocket, for one thing."

Tim: Shit, Eric! I can't wait!"

Eric: "Me, neither. But you dudes get some sleep now. Tim, turn off that
light."

*Click!*

Bobby: "Good night, Eric."



Eric: "'Night, Bobby!"

Tim: 'Night, Eric!"

Eric: "You, too, Tim. Mmmnnhh!"

Silence.

Eric: "Sn-n-n-n-n-nkh!"

Bobby: "Shit! Is Eric going to snore all night?"

Tim: Maybe."

Bobby: "How am I supposed to sleep with him snoring like that?"

Tim: Beats me. But if the Rocket rises again, we'll play another round. But
it's gonna be my turn."

Bobby: "Cool!"

Tim: Yeah! Real cool!"

				  THE END
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