Date: Wed, 18 Dec 2019 16:10:33 -0600
From: Joe Schmo <hairybuttlover@gmail.com>
Subject: Backalley Bullies

This story is completely fictional and for 18+, it's based off a real
conversation I overheard and the rest of it is a fantasy of what i wished
would have happened to me afterward

...

It was a chilly autumn night and I had just gotten out of work when my
roommates texted me and asked me to pick up a pizza from the local bar and
grill. That's how this all started; a boring night in with me grabbing some
pizza.

I walked into the place and it was packed. Saturday night and all. Full
tables chatting over mozzarella sticks and BBQ wings. I went up the hostess
to make my order for takeout. It's just me and my two roommates Connor and
Jesse, but they want two large pizzas. We'll just be playing video games
and having pizza and beer.

The hostess said, "if you want you can wait at the bar and we'll bring the
food out when it's ready."

I thanked her, sat, and ordered a beer. I didn't mind sitting at bars alone
like this. Sometimes I'd people-watch or try to make up backstories and
conversations. But I was tired from work so I had my phone out and was
playing a mindless game. Several minutes passed by, and I overheard
something being said by a guy a few seats away from me,

"...it's so big, it's like he's got a whole other person down there."

I blinked, and smirked. I had no idea what he was talking about, but it
sounded like innuendo.

But then he continued, "and he doesn't shave so it's like a full head of
hair." I glanced up at him, he was a cute guy, messy black hair, pretty
thin, and talking to a guy who was bigger with a beer gut and sweats.

The chubby guy said "I don't get the guys that don't shave their pubes;
girls like it smooth."

His friend said, "Eh, I like feeling wild."

My heart skipped a beat. These two guys were talking about their junks in
the middle of a crowded bar! I felt my dick get hard at the thought of them
naked. This was too crazy. I pulled out my phone to text Jesse the whole
convo. He and I are gay and we like to text each other about the hot guys
we see or hear in public.

As I did, I heard the thin guy say, "but yeah, I don't know, Danny's genes
are great. He's like a horse down there,"

This was crazy. They're talking about how big their friend's cock is. I
quickly added that in the message to Jesse. My fingers were going so fast I
made spelling errors.

Jesse replied: lol omgggg tell them you'll suck them off

I smirked. Of course I wouldn't. But I could dream.

"Well speak of the devil," I heard the larger guy boom. I looked up and saw
the hottest stud in the area. He had short brown hair, a strong jaw, the
sleeves of his hoodie were halfway up his arms, and he had jeans that
showed off his thighs. I thought I was going to drool from the thought of
his huge cock in his pants, underneath that thick bush.

"What are you guys talking about?" He had a sexy voice too, fuck.

"You. Just jealous." the thin friend smiled. But they changed the subject.

I texted that bit of the convo to Jesse too.

Jesse: holy shittt dude you gotta take a pic

That was another thing we did; take quick creep shots of the hot guys we
saw, and go on about how much we'd want to be fucked by them and stuff.
Maybe it wasn't polite but hey I was a guy in my 20s at the time. Glancing
over my shoulder, I made sure the hostess wasn't looking toward me, and
that no one was standing behind me. I brought my phone up and tried to make
an inconspicuous angle to get them in the shot. I took a couple pics of
Danny, who had taken off his hoodie. He had a tight grey shirt and big
muscular arms. This guy def went to the gym a lot. And he didn't shave his
crotch, and he had a huge dick that his friends were jealous of. What a
fucking alpha. I managed to take five quick pictures, and sent the best one
to Jesse.

Jesse: wow if you don't suck him off i will

Again, I smiled. I kept drinking my beer.

Several minutes later, I glanced up and noticed that Danny was staring at
me. His friend, the bigger one who had his back to me, also turned around
and gave me a quick look. I dropped my gaze to my phone. Why were they
staring me down? I started to feel my stomach drop. Did they catch me
taking pics? No, how could they know? Has to be something else, maybe
they're not even looking at me, I thought. My pizzas were ready so a guy
from the kitchen brought them out to me. I thanked him, balanced them in my
arm, and headed out the door.

The moon was bright in the alleyway. I was walking through there as a
shortcut to get to the parking lot across the street where my car was. I
was maybe halfway down the alley when I heard footsteps getting closer
behind me. "Hey, fuckface."

I jumped and nearly screamed from the surprise. I twisted around and saw
him; Danny and his two friends. He looked angry. "Am I ugly or something?"

"H,huh?"

"You taking pics of me and my friends for some reason," he went on, "so
what is it, you think my face is funny?"

I was caught off guard. "No, that's, no I wasn't,"

The three of them got right up to me, Danny was staring down right into my
eyes. I didn't know what to do. I wanted to run, just throw the pizzas down
and run like hell. But I felt frozen, their eyes locking me in place.

"I'll give you three seconds to tell me what your deal is or your teeth get
knocked out. One,"

"You're really hot," I gulped, "Your friend was talking about your huge
cock and I thought it was hot and I wanted to show my gay friend a pic of
you,"

It just spilled out of me. My face was burning red. This felt like karma
coming back for me after all the creep pics I took. I don't even know why I
thought the truth was ok, because as I said it, I was worried that would
make him even more mad. But instead, I saw him start to smile, and his
buddies were laughing.

"Wait, you guys said that?"

"I did," said the thin one, "I noticed after the gym yesterday."

"Gee, Lou, what can I say," he shrugged. Then he looked back at me, "Well
why didn't ya say so," his breath reeked strongly of beer.

"I'm sorry though, I'll delete them," my voice was shaky. I just wanted to
go home.

"Eh, sure but," he looked at his friends with a smile, "following you out
here cost us our seats. That bar is too packed for those to be open for
long." He slowly took the pizzas off my arm and handed them to the bigger
friend, who set them neatly on the ground nearby. Danny's large arm fell
around my shoulder. I thought that he was def going to beat me to a pulp
now, but I still felt so sick I couldn't move.

He said, "I think you need to make it up to us, you know the stress of a
stranger creeping on us, and taking three good old American boys away from
our beer."

"I'm sorry, I have money in my wallet,"

He laughed, "Oh no no no, your money's no good here." he rubbed my hair.
"Tell you what's gonna happen now; you're gonna get on your knees, I'm
gonna pull my pants down, and your gonna kiss my ass cheeks. Understand?"

No sound came out of my mouth. I was shocked at what he'd just said. But I
felt myself nodding.

"Good. Hurry up now, I ain't got all night."

My knees went weak and I fell onto the ground. My whole body was trembling.
Despite the fear from earlier, what this was turning into had made my dick
shoot up rock hard. True to his word, Danny turned around, hands on either
side of his waist, and sighed, I only got a glimpse of his jeans hugging
his ass cheeks before he pulled them down and showed them to me bare. There
was a light amount of light brown hair around the crack, the cheeks were
smooth globes, really thick. I saw a freckle near the bottom of the right
cheek.

"Well, what are you waiting for?" He said, "kiss my ass. Go on. Apologize."

His friends were cackling. I leaned forward with my lips pursed, staring at
his ass that only got bigger as I got closer. My lips met his warm skin,
and I gave a big kiss on his left cheek.

"Uh, excuse me dude, but I think I said `cheeks' plural." I looked up and
saw Danny wink to his friend whos laugh was bellowing in the alleyway.

"I'm sorry sir," I stuttered, and quickly brought my face up to his right
cheek to kiss it.

"Hah! Sir! Exactly," he looked over his shoulder, "You're not done down
there. Keep going. Left, right, left, right,"

So I did. I kissed each cheek of his huge ass over and over. Being down
there, I was hit by the smell. He hadn't showered yet that day, and the
musk that was being held up in his underwear was out. With each pass, I got
another hint of his ass crack, his gooch, his ball sack. I saw the hair
under his ass around his balls. And his friends were still laughing at me.
My cock was rock hard and drooling in my pants.

"Doing a great job boy, keep it up." I looked up and saw that he was giving
the thumbs up and smiling at his friend, who was holding his phone. A
bright light shone and I realized too late that they were taking pictures
of us. This was humiliating. This was the karma I deserved.

"Wait I got an idea, uh, stop." so I did. He whispered something to his
friend Lou. Lou smiled an evil smile, and he took of his shoe to pull off
his sock. I was so confused. He handed the sock to Danny, who then turned
around, grabbed each massive cheek, and pulled them apart to show me his
asshole. I stared into it; it was tiny and pink surrounded by a tuft of
brown hair. I thought I was going to cum right there.

"What do you see in front of you?"

"Your asshole, sir,"

"Correct! You're smarter than you look." that got a couple laughs, "Ok so,
part two of your punishment; I haven't showered today, so this sock is
going in your mouth and your nose is going right there in my asshole, and
you're going to breathe in my stink for the next couple minutes while I
have a quick conference with my boys here. Got it?"

My heart was racing. "Yes sir."

"Good." without more instruction, he let go of one cheek to hand the sock
to me. I bunched it up into a ball and shoved it into my mouth as he pulled
his cheeks apart again. The taste of Lou's sweat took over my tongue, and
with no other way to breathe but my nose, I fell forward and plugged it
into Danny's asshole. He dropped his cheeks and they suctioned over my
face, making it very hard to breathe, and what little I could breathe was
pure ass fumes. The stink of a man's shithole at the end of a long day.

Meanwhile, I noticed just over the cusp of his ass cheeks blocking my
vision, he leaned forward to huddle with his friends and whisper more
plans. My fingers were clenching and grabbing at my jeans, partly because
of the horrible stink, but mostly because I'd wanted to touch myself so
bad. I'd never done anything like this with another man before. I used to
be too shy to mention any dom and sub stuff. But this man, he must have
spotted me as a faggot a mile away, he was ready to humiliate me like this
in front of his friends. I prayed for him to fart up my nose and laugh at
me like the sick little pig I am.

Sadly, in those few minutes of breathing nothing but ass funk, he didn't
fart. When he was done talking to his friends, he peeled his cheeks off my
face and told me to spit out the sock, so I did. The stink was still
covering my face and I had a feeling I would cum if I even moved my legs.

"Ok so we don't have that much time, so you only have two more things to
do." Danny said, "Lemme introduce you to my friends. This here is Lou. And
this here we call Moose. They're gonna drop their pants too and you're
gonna get some cardio in kissing all of our cheeks. Then when we're tired
of that, we'll pull those cheeks apart and you're going to kiss our
assholes. Got it?"

"Yes sir."

"Perfect. Let's start."

As he said, the two friends turned away from me and yanked their pants
down. Lou's ass on the left, Moose's on the right, and Danny's in the
middle. I stared at the row of asses in front of me and went to work,
crawling behind and planting kisses on each cheek down the line. I got to
Moose's giant cheeks and gave each one a peck before going backward. It was
crazy. I shivered in the chilly air as my lips met Danny's cheeks again,
and my knees hurt scrambling to kiss Lou's ass.

"Like a typewriter," Danny laughed, and made a loud "Ding!" noise when I
got to the front of the row again. The others laughed, staring at me. I saw
Moose whip out his phone to take a picture. When I kissed their cheeks
again going back down to his end, his hands reached back grabbing his large
hairy cheeks and spread them,

PRRRRPRRPRPP

They all howled in laughter as I had to move into the fart cloud to kiss
his ass. The stink was gross, even outside it stayed put.

After a few more minutes, Danny said, "Alright boys, spread em" and all
together they yanked their cheeks apart, flashing me their assholes, "Kiss
each brown star, and take your time; this is a great opportunity that you
should savor."

At Lou's ass, I trembled and leaned in to kiss his pink hole. Obeying
Danny's command, I stayed there for a few moments, pushing my lips up
against it, before pulling back and crawling to him. He eagerly kept his
cheeks apart for me, and again I pressed my lips hard against him, trying
to push into his hole. I could smell his musk on my lips as I left. When I
got to Moose, I was about to close my eyes,

PPTPTTTT

Another chuckle. "Hold on, hold on,"

PRTRPTRPTRPTR

They kept laughing evilly, and he said, "Alright I'm out of farts now, dig
in." I leaned into his musky hairy trench, fighting against the stink of
his nasty farts, and gave his asshole a deep kiss.

"How do you feel, fag?" Danny asked.

I could smell all of their assholes on my lips, and I shivered, "dirty,"

"Good. Are you dirty enough to suck me off in this alleyway?" My heart
stopped. He pulled his cock out from the waistband of his boxers, a heavy
and thick looking beast under his black bush, and he said "make all your
dreams come true?"

"Yes sir,"

He guided me behind a dumpster. Lou and Moose kept look out while I stayed
on my knees and slowly took Danny into my mouth. I gagged before he was
even halfway in, flaccid. I had to back up and focus on his head for a bit
to get him hard. He was already excited from humiliating me earlier and
feeling me against his asshole. I licked around his cock head and it got
harder, and larger.

"Can you even take it?"

"I don't know,"

"First time for everything."

I went down and pushed against my gag reflex to swallow him. It was hard,
and it was painful at first, but I made myself breathe and took the whole
thing into my throat. I gagged and drooled on his cock, up and down, making
him moan and laugh, until his moaning got louder. I felt his fingers dig
into my hair, forcing me down. I started choking on the thick spurt of cum
that shot into my throat, more and more. I felt sick from gagging, but my
throat muscles tightened around him too much and it was like I was milking
the cum out of him, so he wouldn't let me up. After his dick started to
shrink back to normal, I got back to regular breathing and sucked on it to
keep it warm, tasting the last but of cum that dribbled out.

"You did a great job fag." he pet my head like a dog. He pulled out of my
mouth. I coughed and gasped, leaning against the building.

"Your pizza is over there," Moose told me. It was so bizarre, they were
acting like they didn't just bully me into kissing their asses and then
deep throat their friend behind a fucking dumpster. Were these guys crazy?
Or just used to this? Did they do this kind of stuff often?

And Danny said, "If you ever want to blow me or my friends, here's my
number." and gave me some scratch paper.

I blinked, "Thanks."

They never asked my name, didn't even look back, as the three of them got
back to talking about the next football game or something, as if none of
this ever happened. I trembled in the dark. Jesse would never believe me...