Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 23:35:22 -0000 From: Ted Gay Subject: CUM CAFE - Part 2: Open Day (This final episode is inspired by a scene from the gay porn movie 'Majestic Knights' which features a mixed dinner party. The two men are given blow-jobs by a drunken wine waiter hiding under the table, whilst the women diners suspect nothing.) The CUM again CAFE holds Open Days every so often, when gay/bisexual clientele are invited to bring along straight members of the public. Of course things operate very differently on these special Open Days. All the sex is very discreet. Gone are the normal sex menus, and the explicit badges worn by the Cum, Jerk-off and Suck-off waiters. The booth partitions are movable, and on these Open Days the tables are pushed together so a lot more people can sit at them. The booth partitions are cleverly re-arranged so that the Suck/Jerk-off waiters can use them to climb under the tables unseen. They do this by means of a sliding panel at the bottom of the booth partition. No customer is able to see them using this sliding panel, and as they crawl thru they are under a table, or rather a group of tables pushed together to make one big one. These Open Days are for the benefit of guys who get a kick out of surreptitious sex in public. How it works is like this. In the days and weeks before an Open Day, the restaurant takes 'special' orders from clientele who wish to bring guests to the Open Day meals. They choose in advance their Cum, Suck-off and Jerk-off waiters. For obvious reasons, the Jerk-off waiters have to do their work from under the tables on these Open Days, like the Suck-off waiters do. Let's look at the scene on one of these Open Days. To the uninitiated the place looks like a perfectly ordinary restaurant. At a big table near the center sits a family group - a man with his wife and three children. The wine waiter takes their order for drinks, and then their table waiter takes their orders for starters and the main course. There are no special 'Extras' on this menu, these have all been ordered beforehand. However there are ordinary sauces, such as a House special white sauce consisting chiefly of ingredients like milk, flour and cheese with spicy flavorings. The guests are served perfectly ordinary meals which would all pass the Health and Safety and Public Hygiene/Food Quality tests. The gay or bisexual regular customer, however, is of course served the special Cum Sauce from the Cum waiter/waiters of his choice. This is stored in a special refrigerator separate from the other food, and is put on the regular customer's meal before it leaves the kitchen area. In order that no mistakes are made, the regular customers' plates have green rims around the edge, whilst all the others have blue ones. To make doubly sure they get the correct service, the regular customers themselves wear a small CaC button on their lapels, and another one on their trousers or jeans. This is so the waiters don't make a mistake when serving the meals or working under the tables. So this family group is sitting patiently at the large table, the husband and wife sipping the wine whilst their three children drink orange juice. The waiter brings their meals, and the husband and wife seem to get identical ones, with smaller meals for the children, who opt for burgers and chips (French fries) instead of steak, vegetables and jacket potatoes. There are two differences between the meals served to the husband and wife, however. Hers in on a plate with a blue rim, his has a green one. On her vegetables and meat is a cheese and garlic based white sauce, on his is a cocktail of Cum sauce from three different Cum waiters. They all tuck into their meals, the wife and children blissfully unaware that the man of the family is eating the sperm from three waiters which has been spread all over his meal. Meanwhile, the Suck-off waiter is busy beneath the table. Identifying the regular customer is easy on this table, because there is only one adult male present. Where there is more than one adult male, some of whom may not be gay/bisexual, the regular customers are identified by the discreet CaC button attached to their trousers. The Suck-off waiter crawls over to the male customer at this table, and positions himself between his legs. He then unzips the man's fly, pulls out the customer's cock and proceeds to give him a long, slow blow-job. The rest of the family are completely unaware of what is going on. However they do look quizzical when their husband/father starts trying to stifle strange sighs and noises, and are puzzled by some of the weird expressions on his face as he nears a climax from the discreet blow-job he is being given under the table by the Suck-off waiter. 'Are you all right, dear?' says the man's wife with an anxious expression, looking at her husband's half-closed eyes and grimace as he is brought close to orgasm by the silky soft sucking mouth of the young waiter. 'You're not ill, are you?' 'No.. ugh, er, I'm perfectly - ooh, all right!' he says, rather unconvincingly. 'Well you don't look or sound it,' his wife says. 'Why are you pulling those faces, and making those strange noises. Are you in pain?' 'No, I'm .. Oh God, . I mean, no I'm not in pain. Well, perhaps a slight twinge down below!' her husband replied. The Suck-off waiter under the table knew he was going to be fed a good helping of spunk by the customer any moment now, right in front of his wife and kids without them knowing what was going on. The waiter felt the man's cock go rock hard and start throbbing in is mouth, then the head swelled up and shot wads of thick cum into his mouth and down his throat. At the same time the customer couldn't help but let out a loud sigh: 'Oh.. Oh! Aaaggh!' he exclaimed, and a look of sheer ecstasy came across his face. The children picked up on this immediately: 'What's wrong, daddy?' asked the daughter. 'Why is daddy making those noises?' queried the youngest son. 'Yes, what IS wrong with you, David?' asked his wife. You've never behaved like this before - do you want me to call a doctor?' She was clearly worried now - perhaps there was something wrong with the food. 'It sounds as if someone's eaten something that they shouldn't have.' She doesn't know how right she is, thought David. I've just eaten the cum of three waiters right in front of her and the kids, and the waiter under the table has just been fed my hot load of spunk. He was now zipping up David's fly, before crawling back thru the sliding panel in the partition at the end of the table. 'Just a spot of indigestion,' David said. 'I feel much better now - ooh, what a relief!' 'That's good,' said his wife. 'Remember to bring your indigestion tablets next time. This food is probably too rich for you.' 'Well, the white sauce was certainly a little overpowering!' said her husband, with a smirk. 'Yes, you've got it all over your lips,' said his wife. 'Wipe it off with your napkin, dear, it looks positively obscene.' This was a bit too near the bone - did his wife suspect he had sperm all over his lips? He licked them, not wanting to waste any of the expensive sauce, then dabbed his lips with his napkin. These napkins also served other purposes. Of course the Suck/Jerk-off waiters would use them to clean up any spilled spunk on the customers' trousers, but should any guests at the table discover the waiter under the table, he would pretend he was merely retrieving a fallen napkin. How many restaurants are as efficient as that? We move on to another table in a corner. Here sits William and his two maiden aunts. He too is enjoying a meal covered in sperm sauce, and he is being jerked-off under the table by another waiter. 'William, what a charming place you have brought us to,' said his great Aunt Mildred. 'Such polite young waiters, and marvelous food. That white sauce you opted for looks delicious, I wish I'd ordered some.' 'Oh no, you wouldn't like it,' said William, horrified that she might ask to try some from his plate. 'It's definitely an acquired taste. It has very special ingredients.' 'Well you must give me the recipe sometime,' said Great Aunt Mildred. 'I must say it has a strange smell.' Thank goodness she's never been with a man, so doesn't know what spunk smells like, thought William, and then his other great aunt spoke: 'Well I like plain English cooking,' she said. 'I don't care for all these exotic sauces. It looks positively revolting to me, William. I can't imagine what it consists of.' Before she could ask, William tried to change the subject. He got a big kick out of secretly eating sperm and being jacked-off in front of his spinster aunts, but he had no desire to be found out. Not only would it be excrutiatingly embarrassing, but he'd be cut out of their Wills. And boy were they rich, these two sisters of his grandfather, who had no children to leave their estates to. 'Aunt Maude, would you like some more wine?' he asked, filling up her glass, and that of his Aunt Mildred. The Jerk-off waiter under the table was now massaging baby oil into the very tip of his cock, and it was all he could do to stifle moans of ecstasy and hold the bottle steady as he poured the wine. 'Do be careful, William, you almost spilled the wine. Your hand's shaking - what is wrong?' asked Great Aunt Mildred. 'Oh, ooh, ah. er, oh, it's nothing. I get these spasms sometimes,' he said. 'Feels like something's gripping me down below.' Was this too bold? No, they didn't suspect a thing. 'That's indigestion,' said Great Aunt Maude. 'You've eaten your food too quickly, William. I've told you about that before. You must learn to masticate slowly.' William almost choked on a piece of cum-covered pork chop at this remark. He thought for a moment his maiden aunt had advised him to masturbate slowly, but if only she knew he was at that moment being slowly masturbated by a handsome young waiter beneath the table. 'Oh, I do - I do, Aunt Maude,' said William, with a smile on his face as he neared his climax. 'I always take great pleasure in slow mastication.' He heard the waiter snigger beneath the table, and thought the game was up. It was too late to stop now though, the waiter had brought him to a huge climax and his cock was spurting everywhere under the table. The spunk went on the underside of the table, the tablecloth, on the floor and all over the young waiter's face and jacket. The sperm fountain wouldn't stop, and it was all the Jerk-off waiter could do to point the fountain of lust away from the two women's legs, so the semen didn't stain their skirts, tights or shoes. Fortunately both aunts were a little hard of hearing, which was not really surprising since they were 87 and 92 respectively. They obviously hadn't heard the waiter's little giggle. William felt his fly being zipped up, and his trousers being wiped clean of sperm by the waiter, who then handed him back his napkin discreetly beneath the table, before crawling out thru the open panel in the partition. So next time you're in a restaurant, take a look under the table. You never know what might be going on under your very nose.