Date: Fri, 03 Aug 2001 19:51:08 -0700
From: Roderick Shafton <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: PARKING LOT RIM

   "Mmmmm, look at that guy, Ray...yum!" He looked back.
   "Really? He isn't that hot. He's even kinda homely."
   "True, but haven't you ever seen a guy that's plain, even
sorta nerdy, but just hits you right between the balls? Makes
you wanna get down and lick his ass sight unseen?"
   "Sure, I guess. He does that to you?"
   "Better believe it!"
   "Hold on." He walked after the guy and caught up with him.
They stood there whispering together--the guy shaking his head
several times before shrugging and nodding. He strolled back to
his friend, grinning. "Come on. One ass-lick coming up! He's
got a van in the next aisle."
   "Are you serious?! What'd you say to him?"
   "Just what you told me. That he grabs you between the
balls. He's not gay. No blowjob or anything. But he's never had
his asshole licked, so he agreed if we leave it at that."
   "We?"
   "Um, yeah. He said he didn't mind if I just watched," he
winked.
   "Heh! Whatever. Won't be the first time you saw me rim a
dude. Damn! He's actually looking our way...waiting. FUCK!"
   "Yeah. Looks kind of impatient, too. Bet he's got a boner
already." They walked up to the van. The guy had a pleasant,
but curious expression.
   "Hi, again. Mark, right? Mark, this is my friend Jeff.
Don't mind his drooling," he chuckled, "you'll really like what
he does to you. Believe me, he's good. Speaking from experi-
ence." He jabbed Jeff in the ribs, making him flinch automatic-
ally, just as he was holding his hand out to shake with Mark.
   "Hey, how's it going?" Mark smiled, finally taking the
guy's hand. "Okay, um...he told ya that..."
   "No blowjob or stuff, right?"
   Mark grimaced, looking around guiltily. "Jeez! Let's not
announce it, okay? Let's get in the van."
   He opened the back doors and climbed up--both guys checking
out his perky Levi-clad bottom, and giving each other smirks.
Mark turned in time to catch it, causing him to blush and gulp.
   Jeff shrugged, giving him a innocent-little-boy grin. They
got in the back and secured the door. Jeff immediately went to
his knees, expectantly, causing Mark to blush again, and
stammer, "Uh, b-better go check the f-front doors." He knew
they were locked. He'd locked the van before going into the
mall theatre. He just needed to catch his breath and shake off
his nervousness.
   When he slowly came back, biting his lip, he seemed ready
to call it off--not able to look directly at Jeff. He glanced
at Ray for just a second.
   "Relax, man. We're just as advertised. Jeff would rather
kiss an asshole than most anything. Wouldn't you, buddy?"
   "Yep...shamelessly! I'm gonna do more than kiss it. You
just turn me on something fierce, Mark. Turn around, okay? Mind
if I reach around and undo your pants? I'd like to unveil the
treasure myself if it's alright with you. I promise you, no
grabby feelies. Actually, I feel kinda honored you're letting
me do this!"
   "Okay. Sorry I'm so nervous. Never had a guy touch me
before. Well, not like this. Hell, you know what I mean." He
awkwardly knelt in front of Jeff, facing toward the front of
the van. Standing straight was out of the question, and just
bending over was unthinkably lewd!
   Ray was behind him, too, sitting on his ankles to watch the
show he'd brazenly arranged.
   Mark flinched as Jeff patted his bottom and fondled it
through the material. He took several loud breaths, then froze
at the touch of Jeff's fingers manipulating his belt buckle and
undoing the top snap. The sound of his zipper going down nearly
made him pass out.
   Jeff was a bit mesmerized at what he was doing, but he had
the sense to think talking would probably relax him more than
anything. Talk was what got them here.
   "God I'm excited! I'm as nervous as you are, Mark. It's not
like we go around doing this, you know? This is just as erotic
for me. Oooh, gonna slip your pants down, man. Pull your shirt
up and pull it around you, okay? I want a total unveiling."
   He grasped the material on both sides of Mark's hips, ready
to slip them down. Just then, Mark reached back and started to
put his hand down the back. Instantly, Jeff stopped him.
   "What're you gonna do?"
   "Um...just thought I'd, you know, check it out first," he
said softly. "Um, maybe I should get a rag and wipe it...just
in case."
   "Don't you dare!" Jeff chuckled. "I'm a veteran, remember?
I know I'm taking my chances. Don't worry. I like a guy
natural. That's why I lick buttholes, man. I dig the way a stud
smells...especially back here. Don't worry about embarrassment.
I'll tell you just how it is."
   "Okay," he said resignedly, "you're the gambler." He
subconsciously licked his lips, waiting, then closed his eyes
momentarily as his jeans and shorts were suddenly yanked down
to his knees! His hands automatically covered his privates in
front. But even his own touch aggravated the ticklishness of
his dick. It was getting hard.
   "Mmm, nice cushy buns!" Jeff blurted, fondling them in his
palms and squeezing gently. "You've got wonderfully smooth
skin, Mark. Real nice ass...real nice. You don't mind this, do
you? I sure like feeling them."
   "N-no, that's alright. I figured you'd feel my butt up. Go
ahead."
   "Gotta admit, pal," Ray interjected, "I never suspected
you'd look this hot without your drawers. My buddy's got a good
eye for butts."
   "Yes, yes," Jeff muttered, leaning down to plant a wet kiss
on each cheek...licking the soft flesh...feeling it tense and
relax. He brushed his nose along the tightly-clenched asscrack
and sniffed long and hopefully. It was the only sound in the
van at that moment, and thundered in Mark's ears. He gulped,
feeling his prick twitch and jerk.
   "Don't hide it, man," Ray peeked around. "You'd be some
kind of a freak if your cock didn't get stiff. It'll get a lot
harder."
   "Mmmm, some sweet fumes escaping, baby," Jeff moaned
seductively. "Don't tighten up. Lemme sneak a big whiff! You've
been sweating in there all day, hunh? Yeah. Hope it's nice and
moist. I love to lick the sweat off a guy's nuts and asshole.
Just let me pry you open a little bit and sniff your crack.
Then you can get on all fours and I'll really give you the
treatment! Hope you're not in any rush, guy. I'd sure like to
make this last awhile!"
   "N-no, no big rush," his voice squeaked.
   Jeff put his thumbs together just a hair into the fault
line and pried the fleshy globes apart. His nose was there--
ready. He took a salaciously loud whiff, drawing the aroma way
up into his head.
   "Oh, lord! Man is that ever pungent!"
   "Aw, don't...don't then!" Mark cried, trying to scoot away.
   "No, baby," Jeff grabbed him, holding his hips in place. "I
love it! You're perfect back here, believe me. Hot and spicy...
the way a stud's asscrack should be. We're not like chicks,
man. Fags get off on a dude's sweat and stink. Relax and we'll
both enjoy it. All of us. You catchin' this zesty fragrance,
Ray?"
   "Sure am. I go for tangy buttholes like that myself
sometimes, you know. It's got my prick on the rail. You mind if
we pull our cocks out and jerk off, Mark? You're gonna beat off
too, aren't you? No sense wasting a good opportunity."
   "Yeah," Jeff agreed. "I'll be climbing out of here with
jizz dripping down my leg. That wouldn't look right."
   "Oh, go ahead. I don't mind," Mark turned and said over his
shoulder, thinking he'd said it much too agreeably. Actually,
it wasn't so much he wanted to check out their pricks. He just
didn't want to be the only one masturbating. And if he didn't
let his boner stick out soon, the pressure of hiding it would
make him spritz in his hands.
   "Ah, this is teasing me enough. Mind if I pull your pants
all the way off, Mark? So you can spread your legs. I want you
wide open back here so you can experience it freely. This ass
deserves my best!"
   "I guess." Mark lifted one knee, then the other, slipping
his pants over them so Jeff and Mark could pull them over his
tennies. Still a bit apprehensive, he reached back to take them
and lay them in front of him. Silly, but he felt better knowing
where his wallet was.
   "Alright, sugarbutt," Jeff cooed, lowering his butt onto
his ankles and running his hands in broad, circular strokes
over the pretty butt, still more youthful than most guys in
their mid-20s. From this angle, nobody'd suspect he wasn't a
teenager. "Go down on your hands and just push your pretty butt
back in my face. And be nasty about it, too. Thrust it up and
wiggle it at me, man. Remember, I'm here to lick the fuck out
of it. You're the boss...I'm the slave asslicker!"
   Jeff braced himself for the first peek. But he wasn't quite
ready for the obscene sight suddenly exposed. Not from those
cute buns! Jeff loved assholes...all kinds of them. But
especially large and fleshy raunchy-looking assholes. He'd
never expected one like that to come popping out from these
sweet cakes. The only thing he'd been right about was the light
ring of hair surrounding it. With no hint of fuzz on his
cheeks, Jeff figured Mark wouldn't be very hairy. But he'd
never imagined the guy could--or even allow himself to--possess
such a crude looking purple shithole like this!
   "OH, GAWD, I'M IN HEAVEN!" Jeff cried, sniffing wildly and
scooching up closer with his hands caressing along Mark's upper
buttocks and applying slight pressure to coax Mark to arch his
back more. "Do you believe this, Ray? Isn't that an amazing
surprise? Who'd have guessed?"
   "Wow. Nothing innocent-looking about that bunghole, that's
for sure?! You been holding out on us, Mark?"
   "Hunh? Whadda you mean? Is it dirty?" He was confused, then
became self-conscious and whined, "Hey, w-what's wrong with
it?"
   "Not a thing, man. Not a damned thing. It's spectacular! I
just wasn't expecting this, that's all. Smells fuckin' hot,
too. Matches up perfectly. Just perfect! Gonna smell you ALL
up!"
   "Wait, tell me what you're gawking about first!"
   "Can't wait, baby. You tell him, Ray. Mmmmm!" He crammed
his nose into the lush valley, poking it around, collecting the
sticky moisture.
   With Jeff imbedded like that, there wasn't anything for Ray
to see anyway, so he slid forward along the van floor and
leaned on his elbow. Mark twisted his head to the side, leaning
it on his arm. His eyes shot open and he blanched at the sight
of Ray stroking a massive cock--quickly averting his eyes--
knowing he'd been painfully obvious.
   "Heh! Sorry for the shock. Had a few hungry cocksuckers
react the same way. But they still managed to burp it."
   "It's, uh, big alright," he gulped. "Now what's the joke?"
   "None, man. Believe me, you're not the 'butt' of a joke."
He let out a chuckle at his own humor.
   Mark might have been amused if he'd been able to
concentrate. But his eyelids were fluttering as the sensation
of a guy's snout poking around his craphole, getting off on his
stink of all things! He felt the guy's nose rubbing along his
crack--right against his asshole. When was he gonna start
lickin' it?? My damn pecker's leaking already. He hadn't been
aware that he'd been jerking off so fast.
   "Hey, give it a break, Mark. He hasn't even started yet!
Let it go and just fiddle with your balls or something. Don't
rush it. Nice prick you got there. Real nice. Too bad you
won't..."
   "J-jus' tell me..."
   "Oh, okay. In a nutshell, a pretty, hairless butt like
yours suggests an equally pretty, darling asshole. Instead--now
don't get mad before I explain--you spread open and expose this
purplish, fat-lipped shithole that looks anything but virgin!"
   "I...I have an ugly asshole?" he asked, increduously.
   "Well, ugly's in the mind of whoever's licking at the time.
Some guys would say so. Some might call it gross-looking. I'd
say it's wonderfully raunchy, and Jeff no doubt agrees."
   "Oh, I didn't know," he mumbled, hurt. "Never seen it."
   "Now that doesn't mean the same as a festering pit of
vermin that turns the stomach. No sirree! You've got a
fantastic asshole, Mark! It's lewd and obscene...just what a
dedicated rimmer dreams about. More than a butthole, see? A
juicy, suckable pooch that reminds the nasty guy with his face
in there that he's sucking a real shithole! See?"
   "He means it's fuckin' beautiful!" Jeff blurted. "Greatest
one I ever saw. Now let me enjoy it, okay? Anything that smells
this good, must taste even better! Hold your horses, Mark. I'm
gonna eat you out!"
   "Oooh, aaah," the guy moaned, feeling the wet tongue
lapping up and down his asscrack.
   "GAWD IT'S FUNKY! MMMM!" Jeff cried, eagerly swirling his
tongue right over the asshole and tweaking the bloated anal
lips. "Man, have people been missing out!"
   "Yeah, let's see, Jeff. Lemme see you lickin' it! Fuck, if
I'd known, I would have included myself in this deal."
   "Aaaah!" Mark was loving it. He couldn't help rotating his
butt a little as the tickling, wiggling tongue explored him
back there. A tremor of illicit lustiness shot through him,
realizing that Jeff wasn't just simply performing this
unorthodox act to pleasure him, but was experiencing even more
personal excitement from licking his asshole clean! He was, you
know. And he knew it before he even started. He was licking his
asshole clean. Smell-ing his crack. Lapping up his reeking,
humid sweat and...and shit. He knows it. Dude licks assholes
like he does, knows all that stink don't come from sweat. Knows
damned well a lot of it's from the shit he took this morning.
No doubt. Bet he'd even admit it if I asked him. Bet he would.
Jeez! That tongue's jabbing in!
   Jeff was wrenching his anus apart, teasing the stinky gash
lips and tentatively poking inside with little lizard stabs. It
was a treatment that never failed to elicit begging from
virgins. Especially straight guys that instinctively knew they
might never feel a tongue up their ass ever again without
turning queer. He wanted Mark to beg. Not to humiliate him...to
make him open up and let loose. He slowly slid his tongue in a
couple of inches, then suddenly snapped it out with a loud,
lascivious noise. Mark gasped and shuddered.
   "Oh, wow! That was...mmmmm. Feels so good. You're tasting
my...my shit. And you don't even care. Sonofabitch!"
   Ray chuckled. Jeff slurped up the spit he'd accumulated in
the pit and pulled off, a bit surprised. Almost every straight
guy getting a rimjob for the first time elected to totally
ignore voicing the obvious fact. But Mark gushed his amazement.
Jeff couldn't resist that, getting off on the truth.
   "And loving every luscious lick, man! Don't turn off about
it, guy. You're not filthy back here. Just slick and greasy
enough to taste leftovers. Yeah. We both know you took a shit
today, don't we? That's alright. Even a neat guy leaves a tad
asslickers like me can find. Sweet 'n spicy, that's what it is.
Open up and let me in. Totally relax and let me lick out your
creamy shithole!"
   "S-sure, Jeff! If you like it...go ahead. LICK IT RIGHT
OUT!"
   Jeff plunged into the musky pit that had suddenly loosened
up. The loud slurpings were incredibly vulgar-sounding in that
tight space. He'd lap furiously up and down the crack, then
plunge in again. His strokes expanded until he'd included
licking along the back of Mark's heavy, hanging balls.
   "H-hey, um..." he started to protest, "ah, never mind. Lick
my balls, too. It's o-okay. That's incredible!"
   "Whew! I can almost feel it myself, Mark," Ray gushed. "I
know how his tongue can probe in there. Fuckin' lick out a
guy's rectum like he might never shit again and he's going for
that last taste!"
   "Mind if Ray gets a taste of this, Mark? I know he'd like
to."
   "Uh, okay by me. Sure."
   "Aw, thanks man!" Ray scooted over as Jeff moved slightly
away, catching his breath. "Yeah, I'll suck this big pooch...
suck this hot asshole!" He attacked the mushy hole with a
vengeance!
   "AWWW, FUCK! You guys sure do know how to suck a guy out!"
   Ray and Jeff traded off tongue-fucking the guy until his
anus was so open they could just snap their lickers in and out.
   "Mmmmm, damn you taste good, Mark!" Jeff gushed, his mouth
wet.
   "Yeah? You still taste my shit?"
   "We can when we run our tongues around the inside of your
hot rim!" Ray said. "Bet you had some sweet poopy when you were
about 13!"
   "Gawd! You guys lick little boy's buttholes, too?"
   "No. I just remember doing it to them when I was 13!"
   "AH, SHIT!" he cried, quickly turning onto his back,
pounding his big piece of meat--unashamedly rolling his balls
around in his other hand and driving a finger up his gaping
hole. "Well? You cocksuckers gonna just kneel there jacking
off? This big prick's gonna blow a huge wad any second!"
   Not waiting for another invitation, they dove at it from
both sides! They wildly slurped up and down the sides of the
shaft while Mark squeezed the base, holding it straight up for
them.
   "Uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhh uhhhh," he moaned, shaking all over
while obviously trying to hold back the explosion. He strained
to keep his head up--watching them lick. Then just as their
lips reached his bloated, purplish knob he cried out in agony
seeing his prick squirt gush after gush of thick, creamy sperm
all over their faces, lips and tongues! His whole body jerked
in pleasure seeing the two hungry fags slopping up his warm
goop!
   He layed back, gasping, and watched them spin into a 69 and
give each other tremen-dous blowjobs! He even reached down in
hopes that his prick would get hard again when he saw how they
expertly took the big loads and gulped it all down without
losing a drop!
   Stepping out of the back of the van with big grins--trying
to act casual--they prepared to say their goodbyes and
separate. Just then, two giggling boys about 14 stepped away
from the side of the van and pointed at them, laughing.
   "Hey! You two fuckers been sneaking around?" Jeff accused.
   "You kidding?" one snorted. "Every shopper walking by knew
there were queers in there licking assholes! Who coulda missed
it?"
   "Jeez!" Mark blushed, looking around.
   "Well," Ray shrugged, "why'd you squirts hang around? Hop
in the back and drop your drawers...or take a hike!"
   "Ha! Forget it, mister. I ain't lettin' no fags lick MY
butt! Come on, Rudy!"
   "Uh...yeah, let's go," he agreed, somewhat reluctantly. His
eyes said he wouldn't mind lettin' a fag lick HIS stinky
butthole!


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