Date: Sun, 29 May 2005 11:18:24 +0100 From: Ted Gay Subject: SEX ON STAGE - Part 2: Sheer Filth. (This is a fictional story, but based on fact. Live gay sex shows occur in places like Amsterdam, and even in staid old London some years ago there was a short-lived stripper act, strangely composed of straight male strippers whose girlfriends were in the audience watching. These strippers invited guys up on stage and jerked them off to climax in front of everybody. A friend took me to see this stripper act because he'd heard about it, then on the way home said: `It was disgusting! It humiliated and degraded gay men.' Hypocritical comment, I thought, since this was the very reason he'd taken me to see the act -- to see them jerk off a member of the audience on stage. This fictional story, and the on-stage playlet it contains, is about sex between adults over the legal age of consent. I do not condone under-age sex.) I'd heard about this striptease act calling themselves `Sheer Filth', which included audience participation. So when I saw they were appearing at a gay club not far from where I live, I decided to go along early and get a good position down at the front of the stage. There were two guys in the act, and on this occasion they came on stage dressed as though for school. One was about 18 with boyish looks, and wore a schoolboy uniform. The other was in his late 20s, more muscular and was dressed in a smart suit. Their props included a blackboard and a school desk. The older guy in the suit stood by the blackboard, and wrote on it: `Sex Education -- homosexuality'. The `schoolboy' sat at his desk, and started playing with his cock under the desk. It started off more as a sketch than a strip act, with them both remaining fully clothed and the `teacher' telling the class that homosexuals, or gay men, are attracted to members of their own sex. As he goes into more graphic details, drawing an erect penis on the blackboard, and describing both anal and oral sex, the `schoolboy' takes his cock out and we see he has a big erection under the desk. `Now you're all over 16, so I can ask you this,' said the `teacher'. `Have any of you ever experimented with sex of any kind, gay or heterosexual?' The `schoolboy' put his hand up and said: `Me and my mate suck each other off regularly, sir! He says my spunk tastes the best of any in the school. Anybody want to try some?' `That sounds a good idea,' said the `teacher', `I'm all for practical experience.' The `teacher' turned to the audience and said: `Any boy want to suck off young Collins here?' Practically everyone put their hands up, including me. Being at the front of the stage `Collins', the `schoolboy', pointed to me and said: `Tell him to suck me off, sir!' I was invited up on stage, and the `teacher' moved the desk away and told me to get on my knees and let `Collins' put his penis in my mouth. The `teacher' then knelt down next to me and instructed me what to do. `OK, now suck -- moved your head up and down on Collins' penis, feel it getting harder? That means he's getting excited. When it starts getting really hard and throbbing, you know he's about to shoot his semen. Remove your mouth at this point if you don't want to taste it.' `Oh yeah, suck my beautiful cock!' sighed `Collins', `He loves it, sir! He loves the taste of my cock, and I'm gonna feed him my creamy spunk any minute now.' `Yes, he is getting excited, I can see,' said the `teacher', who now groped my crotch area, `Yes, Collins, you've made him have an erection. Let me show the rest of the class.' The `teacher' then unzipped my flies, and took out my stiff cock, then started wanking it as I continued to suck off `Collins'. `Oh sir, I'm gonna cum^Å. I'm gonna cum in his mouth,' said `Collins'. I felt his cock stiffen in my mouth, and then spurt after spurt of thick, hot, tasty spunk started filling my mouth to overflowing. It tasted really sweet, absolutely delicious. I couldn't believe I was doing this on stage in front of a club full of people. `Don't swallow that load,' said the `teacher', `OK, anybody else want to taste Collins'orgasm?' He picked an attractive young red haired guy out of the audience and pulled him on stage. Then he told me to stand up and kiss the guy, so he could taste `Collins'' cum and I could transfer some of it from my mouth to his. As we cum-kissed, the `teacher' and `Collins' were jerking our cocks, and the `teacher' was saying: `This sort of kissing, exchanging semen from oral sex, is called "snowballing".' After we had both swallowed some of `Collins'' delicious spunk, the strip act proper started. To pre-recorded music the `teacher' and `Collins' both started a slow, sensuous strip. I was told to sit at the desk and watch, and the redhead sat over by the blackboard. They did the usual strip act, ending up with baby oil all over their bodies, rubbing it over each other. They then came over to where we were sitting and told us to stand up. Pushing us to the front of the stage, they slowly stripped us, then rubbed baby oil sensuously all over us. `Now this is a condom,' said the `teacher'. `Use one if you are going to have penetrative anal or virginal intercourse to protect against diseases and prevent unwanted pregnancies. I'll show you how to put it on -- Collins, help me please.' The younger stripper put the condom on the older one, and the `teacher' turned to the audience and said: `Now I'm ready -- Collins, lube him up for me. Always use KY or similar water-based lubrication, it makes things so much easier.' He then thru some condoms and sachets of lube into the audience. `Collins' came up behind me and lubed up my bum, then the big, muscular stripper came up behind me and pushed his big cock right up me. I was now being fucked on stage in front of an audience, I couldn't believe it! Meanwhile I could see that `Collins' had got on his knees and was sucking off the redhead from the audience. The background music started up again, and as I was being fucked I saw `Collins' pull his head away slightly and jerk the redhead to climax. In clear view of myself and the audience, the young redhead shot what looked like a gallon of spunk all over the young stripper's face. It looked positively obscene, this young stripper kneeling there with his face covered in thick spunk. Then the older stripper pulled out of my bum, and `Collins' came over and started kissing me. Of course, I licked the redhead's spunk off his face, as `Collins' jerked my cock. The older stripper instructed the redhead to jerk him off, and that was how this part of the show ended. The older stripper and myself were standing at the front of the stage being wanked off, and of course when we came our spunk shot all over the audience. After an interval of about 30 minutes, the two strippers came on stage again, this time dressed in military uniforms. They did the usual sort of strip act, then invited the whole audience on stage, or at least as many as they could fit on to the stage. They then encouraged everybody to have sex with each other, and invited those still in the audience to have sex with those around them. Five minutes later everyone was engaged in a mass orgy. The stippers' logo was flashed on to a screen at the back of the stage -- a picture of a young man with spunk all over his face, and dripping from his mouth. The caption read: `This is SHEER FILTH!' At the same time their signature tune was playing; which had a similar theme, the words all about depravity and indulging in filthy sexual thrills, drinking spunk and shooting your load over someone's face or in their mouth. I looked around me, and it was all happening, and next thing I knew three loads of spunk were spurting all over my face and body, and I got another big load in my mouth. If this was Sheer Filth, I liked it, and next time they were on I would definitely cum again! (series will continue with Part 3: Dirty Rap)