Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2023 19:59:16 -0400
From: Ben Russ <bruss2462@gmail.com>
Subject: Dumb Hung Quarterback - Chapter 1

CHAPTER 1: Road Game


My senior year was right around the corner, and this was going to be our
best one yet. I just turned 18, and was the star of my high school's
football team. I played quarterback and we were one of the best teams in
the state. I was already on the short list for the "Mr. Football," an
award that goes to the best player in the state at the end of the year.
And thank god I was really good at football, because let's just say I
wasn't the smartest person in my school. I barely got by in my classes,
or at least that's how it felt. Somehow I always passed with really good
grades...


I spent most of my time when I wasn't in school or at practice in the
gym. I took a lot of pride in my body. I had worked hard enough to get an
8 pack of abs, and pecs that stuck way out over my stomach. My arms
filled every shirt I owned to the point of almost bursting through the
sleeves. My body was perfected solely for the purpose of being the best
football player in the state. Unfortunately, one other part of my body
was perfected as well: my massive 10 inch cock.


I say unfortunately because my 10 inch monster was a curse. It was so big
and so massive that it was always getting me into bad situations.
Especially with my best friends and teammates. Through no fault of their
own, they always seemed to end up with my huge cock shoved deep down
their throats, or in the absolute worst and most embarrassing situations,
deep inside their tight assholes.


My best friend is Parker. He is the kicker on the team, but he's not
your average kicker. Most kickers are twigs with little to no muscle and
can barely lift any weight. Parker is different. He works out every day
with me. We go to the gym together. Parker is ripped but a lot slimmer
than me, except in one place. Parker has a huge ass. It's a perfect
bubble. He constantly wears tight shorts or pants that really show off
how big his ass is. If I didn't know any better, I would  say he was
actually trying to show it off.


Parker is also gay. I don't quite understand it, but hey he's never
tried to turn me gay, or make me do any gay stuff with him, so it's not a
big deal at all. He's told me so many times that I'm not his type, so
that's why I feel absolutely terrible that he seems to be the person my
jumbo 10 inch cock gets shoved inside more than anyone. He's also the
first person it's ever happened to, and ever since then I just can't stop
it from happening. It's the worst!

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About a year ago we were about to head to our first road game of the
season. Everyone was so excited to get on the bus, travel for about two
hours, and then get off the bus and kick some ass on the field. So
imagine how pissed we all were when the driver pulled up in a large van.
It literally only had seating for 20 people! Coach was fuming. He yelled
at the driver and tried calling the principal of the school. But in the
end, it was our only option. All of us big huge jocks had to pile into a
single van.


For all of us to fit into the van, the bigger guys like me sat on the
seats, and the smaller guys filled in on our laps, on the floor and
pretty much anywhere else they could fit. It only seemed natural that
Parker would sit on my lap. We are bros!

"Sorry Nolan, looks like your lap is my seat." Parker laughed as he
informed me of our wild predicament. Parker stepped up into the van and
sat directly on the middle of my lap. My monster cock was immediately
suffocated by his big muscle ass. Almost instantly I started getting
uncomfortable.


"Dude, your ass is too big, my dick can't breathe!" I whispered into
Parker's ear.


"Don't make it weird, Nolan. You think i'm enjoying this?" Parker
sneered back at me. The worst part wasn't the suffocation though. It was
how hot he was making my lap. It was starting to make me sweat! I wanted
to push him off, but I knew that in order for the entire team to fit in
the van, he had to stay pressed against my lap. There was no room to
move, so I just had to stay uncomfortable until we got to the game. But
we were still two hours out.


I had just started to get comfortable, or at least stopped noticing how
much my horse cock was being smothered by my best friend's ass, when we
turned down a country road that clearly had not been taken care of
recently. The bumps and potholes were everywhere. Every single time the
van would hit a pothole or a bump, Parker's gigantic ass would bounce up
and then back down onto my lap, and more importantly, my big cock. The
constant bouncing started to really affect my cock. I guess the movement,
and pressure caused some sort of reaction in me. I know its crazy, but
his giant ass bouncing up and down on my massive cock actually started
making it get hard.


I couldn't believe it, all ten inches started growing and stiffening. It
made no sense! Like why would my best bros fat ass bouncing on my big
cock cause me to get rock hard? At that point I was just hoping that
Parker didn't notice. It would have been so embarrassing if he knew that
I was getting hard during this entire awkward situation. It was all the
more awkward because I was wearing my thinnest pair of shorts without any
underwear under them. I always loved wearing them on the way to the games
cause it usually got warm and stuffy on the bus and underwear would just
add to it. This trip gave warm and stuffy a whole new meaning though. I
was just hoping that the ultra thin fabric was enough to hide my gigantic
raging boner from my best friend.


As we continued down that really bumpy road, Parker's ass continued to
grind and bounce on my cock. Despite my shorts being barely even there,
the fabric started to rub against my throbbing cock. I started to get
really nervous that the shorts would chafe my jumbo hard - on right
before the big game. That would have been terrible! Who knows how bad I
would have played. So I made the decision that I just had to pull my big
huge horse cock out. I had no other choice.


"Dude Im so sorry, I have to pull my massive dong out of my shorts. It's
gonna get a rash if I don't let it breathe" I whispered to Parker, not
wanting to make a scene. Parker glanced back at my lap. Parker glanced
back for what seemed like a half a second. He barely acknowledged that my
giant cock was now fully out of my shorts.


"Okay dude whatever makes you comfortable" Parker quietly replied. He
was starting to turn a little red. He must have been getting warm in the
crowded van too. The more I thought about it, the more I realized that
releasing my horse cock from my shorts only solved half the problem. My
hard tool was still rubbing against fabric. But now it was the fabric of
Parker's tight shorts. They were barely containing his muscle ass, but
every time the van bounced, my cock was rubbing up and down the fabric in
the crease of the shorts. That would lead to hard core chafing in no
time! I knew I had to take drastic measures.


"Hey dude, I have something really embarrassing to ask you." I
whimpered into Parker's ear, "Can you pull your shorts down past your
ass? The fabric is gonna chafe my dick if you don't." Parker glanced
back at me, took one look at my cock, and then looked straight forward. I
felt  so bad. I was putting my best gay buddy in an absolutely terrible
situation. He must have been so mad. He was such a good friend though,
not making a big deal out of it. And of course he did what only a best
buddy would do, he pulled his shorts down.


Right as Parker was pulling his shorts down, the van hit a giant pothole.
Parker's entire body bounced up in the air and forward. When this
happened, Parker's entire naked muscle ass was revealed to me. He was
leaning forward so I could see his entire ass crack and even his tight
little smooth pink hole. I could not believe everything I was seeing. My
giant cock throbbed when I saw this and pointed straight upward. His
little hole puckered at me just before his ass came crashing back down
onto my lap. Thankfully I was able to move my towering cock out of the
way just before it would have forced its way into Parker's tight muscle
hole.


 The skin on skin contact relieved my chafing  issue for a few minutes.
But the bumps just seemed to keep coming. And the constant moving started
creating friction between my enormous cock and the smooth skin of
Parker's ass. My cock just couldn't escape my best friend's big huge
muscle ass. I couldn't believe that I was still having the same problem.
I knew that I needed to think of a solution fast, or the first game of
the season was going to be ruined. I needed to figure out what would make
it so there would be less rubbing. Then it hit me. I had some massage oil
in my backpack. The only problem was my backpack was on the floor right
under Parker.


"Parker, dude, can you reach down into my backpack and grab my massage
oil?" I asked.


"Dude why do you need your massage oil?" Parker retorted. He sounded
almost nervous.


" Your ass is too big. My dick keeps rubbing against it, and there's
nowhere else for me to move it." I whispered, not wanting to make a big
deal out of it. Without saying another word. Parker reached down below
his legs, and pulled out my bottle of massage oil. Parker then twisted
his ripped upper body around, opened the bottle, and poured a healthy
amount of oil directly onto my cock.


"There, that should be enough to keep you from crying the rest of the
way there!" Parker spoke quietly with a grin. The oil covered my cock
completely. There was absolutely no chance that I was gonna have any
issues with chafing for the rest of the ride. I decided to sit back and
just enjoy the ride, or at least enjoy it as much as I could with my best
friend sitting on my lap. Unfortunately, my cock stayed rock hard, no
matter how much I tried to make it go soft, it just refused. And these
roads were not helping, I don't think there was a single smooth road the
entire way.


Even though the oil was really helping with the rubbing, it was not
helping me keep my cock away from Parker's crack. I tried my hardest to
move it to the side so that it wasn't snaking down Parker's massive ass
crack every time we moved, but his jumbo ass just would not let my
monster cock escape. No matter how hard I tried to move it to the side,
each bump would cause his voluminous cheeks to shove it back towards the
middle. All the effort to try and move it was no use. I was just going to
have to hope for the best.


Unfortunately, then it happened. The van hit a particularly large
pothole. Parker's entire body shot straight up in the air. Then, as if I
was watching a slow motion train wreck, his voluptuous ass fell straight
down onto my gigantic cock, and in a moment of stupidity, I did not move
it out of the way fast enough. My horse cock managed to find the most
unfortunate landing spot, directly into Parker's tight little ass hole.
Parker's tiny hole managed to swallow my entire cock without much
resistance, and within a half a second all ten inches were buried deep
inside my best friend's ass. The oil made my cock so slick that there was
literally no resistance at all. What a freak accident!


Parker instinctively covered his mouth, I'm sure to cover an angry
scream. He clearly didn't want to embarrass me. "I'm so sorry bro." I
whispered into his ear, "I'm such an idiot, I cannot believe I managed
to get my jumbo dick shoved deep inside you ass bro." Parker started
bouncing up and down, the road must have been much bumpier than I could
tell.


Parker turned his head and whispered back "Fuck dude, what should we
do?" I could barely form a sentence at this point. I was so embarrassed.
I knew Parker was never going to look at me the same way again. How could
he? "Maybe we should just pretend like nothing is wrong. Ill just sit
here and try to stay quiet until we can move and I can get up off your
cock." Parker murmured under his breath. Luckily for us, most of the van
was fast asleep at this time. I turned to look around and both guys next
to us were fast asleep. As long as Parker and I stayed quiet, we would be
fine. Well as fine as we could be with my mammoth cock submerged inside
my best friend's muscle ass.


Parker's bouncing continued as we traveled down the road. I felt so bad
for him because my cock kept desperately forcing its way deeper and
deeper inside his ass. All the while Parker was letting out muffled
moans, like the shock of the horrible situation had overtaken him. Parker
was whispering things like "oh fuck", "such a huge fucking cock,"
"its really stretching me," "fuck its so deep," and many other
things.  He clearly was in so much pain and disgust from my gigantic cock
lodging itself deep inside his tight little jock hole. And the worst part
was that there was nothing I could even dream of doing about it.


The worst part of all of this was that being stuffed inside my best buds
tight asshole made my giant cock get harder and harder. It was basically
throbbing inside Parker's hole. It made it more and more difficult to
act like nothing was happening. The entire time I was trying my hardest
to keep quiet, and Parker was doing the same, but whenever we hit a
bigger bump, and Parker's hips started grinding against me, both of us
would let out muffled moans. It was only natural.


I could feel my cock getting closer and closer to cumming, I was trying
my hardest to stop it, but my best friend's hole was just so perfect and
so tight against my massive cock. It was like there was no escaping it.


Parker was getting really red in the face, probably from embarrassment,
so I decided to try and comfort him.  "Oh my FUCKING god dude we just
have to make sure no one notices for like 10 more minutes. FUCK I'm so
sorry man, my horse cock is just too big. I know it feels terrible and
you want it out of your hole. As soon as we get there you FUCKING can
jump off it and Ill pull my pants up really quick. No one will even mmm
notice, other than my monster boner inside my tight thin shorts FUCKKK!"
I softly breathed these words directly into my best bud's ear so my
sleeping teammates wouldn't wake up and hear.


At this point Parker must have been bouncing up and down out of sheer
momentum because he kept going even when the van was stopped at a light.
Each time he would bottom out but my cock felt like I was stretching all
the way into his ripped abs. His big muscular cheeks would jiggle every
time that he would come crashing down me. I could not believe the scene
that was happening right on my lap without anyone else even knowing. This
was the biggest misunderstanding I had ever seen. Parker kept riding me
for what could have been hours, my mind was in a haze.


As we were getting close, the driver slammed on his breaks to avoid what
sounded like a deer crossing the road. Parker's entire body went flying
forward and completely removed itself from my cock. I looked up and saw
Parker's tight pink hole flying through the air. I could see little
drops of precum dripping out. Once we were at the stop, Parker landed
back on my lap but this time my monster cock was pressed against my thigh
under his muscular ass. My massive cock head was peaking out towards
everyone else in the van. Terrified that someone else was going to see my
horsecock sticking out and get the completely wrong idea, I grabbed it
and shoved it back inside Parker's tight little asshole.


This caught Parker by complete surprise, and his hand immediately covered
his mouth. I could hear what sounded like him moaning "OH FUCK YES"
into his hand, but i must have misunderstood. I decided that I needed to
make it seem like everything what normal, so I instinctively started
bucking my hips into his ass to simulate the bumps that were happening
just moments earlier.


At that point I just kept going and going. I couldn't stop. I needed
everyone to know that this was casual and nothing was happening. The only
way to do that was to pound my best friend's tight ass hole until we got
to the game. Parker clearly had the same idea because he started bouncing
in unison with my hips. Sweat started dripping from my nose down into
Parker's ass crack, and added more lubrication. Each thrust was met with
a muffled, hand covered moan from Parker. I just felt so bad that he drew
the short straw and was having to deal with my gigantic cock stretching
out his tight hole and hitting his prostate.


We were pulling into the parking lot of our rival school, and I knew I
just had to keep this charade up for a few more minutes. But then it hit
me. I was about to cum. If I could just hold it in until we were parked
and everyone was getting off the bus, then I would be fine. My monster
had other thoughts though. As I continued to thrust up and down,
simulating the bumps we were hitting, my cock stretched further and
further inside Parker's hole. The friction of his tight ass was becoming
too much, and I could not hold it much longer.


"Fuck dude, I'm so sorry." I whispered, and just then I released shot
after shot of thick quarterback cum deep inside my best bud's massive
muscle ass. My cock unloaded what seemed like gallons and gallons of cum
all the way inside Parker. Every spasm of my monster cock released hot
seed into my best friend. It was so much that it started leaking out the
second I started to go soft. As we pulled into the parking spot, My cock
fell out of Parker's tight hole and Parker quickly pulled his shorts up
to his waist. I was in complete shock.


I couldn't believe what had just happened. All one big misunderstanding.
Thankfully, it did not seem like anyone else had noticed. Everyone began
piling out of the car, and Parker quickly jumped off my lap. As Parker
stepped out of the van, I could see a steady stream of warm white cum
running down Parker's leg and down onto the ground. I was such an idiot.
How could I do that to my best friend? I needed him to know that it was
all a huge accident and I felt terrible.


I ran up to Parker, who was slowly walking towards the locker room next
to the field. "I am so embarrassed, Park. That was such a huge accident.
I am so sorry, bud."


Parker, being the the most awesome best friend anyone could ever ask for,
put his finger up to my lips, smiled, and said "Bro don't worry about
it. At least we know what we have to do if we ever get stuck like that
again."


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I want to give a huge shout out to Elmara for all his help in putting
this together. I could not have written this story without his help. This
story was also heavily inspired by Elmara's "Dumb Jock Roommate" which is
probably my favorite story of all time.


I plan on making this a series with many chapters all about how dumb and
hot Nolan is. If anyone has any suggestions, I would love to hear them!
Feel free to contact me via email or message me on my discord @ .kamm01