I just lay there, half asleep with my eyes barely open in the low-lit room. Harry's bare ass was just an inch away from my face and he then wiggled his ass even closer and pressed against my face.
I... should probably explain how we got here. Yesterday was the last day of the school year and so now we've got a good six weeks of Summer and lie-ins. Dane had a sleepover last night which started with us drinking at 5pm and getting absolutely steaming drunk. There were 7 of us there, and somehow, I ended up with Harry's ass in my face. OK so it may not have been in a gay way, in fact you'll see it wasn't meant to be gay or sexual at all, but if you'd seen Harry's ass, you'd understand why I need to write this one down.
I don't know if I'm gay, I really don't know what I am. What I do know is that I absolutely appreciate a good ass on a guy or a girl. And my best friend, Harry, is blessed with a great physique. Most notably his muscular legs and fantastic round ass. I've seen it bare in the changing room a few times and I'm embarrassed to say I've... thought about it quite a bit. Is Harry gay or bi? He's more than confident in his own sexuality and in his own words he'd go with a guy only if he was the one doing the "giving". But he's never actually said or given any indication that he's attracted to any guys other than as a joke.
Anyway, enough about Harry. Let's talk about yesterday. I can't say I remember a huge amount about the whole thing. By 7pm I'd probably had 8 beers and that's a lot for me. I don't have a lot of drinking experience at 16 but I'm sure I'll get better in time. It didn't help that I only had 4 hours sleep the night before so by the night I was drunk AND tired.
We'd been downstairs, playing some drinking games with the football on TV. Me, Harry and Dane went upstairs to play some PlayStation. Harry and Dane went on first to play against each other and I'd play the winner. We were having a good laugh but I was absolutely wrecked by this time and I must have fallen asleep. All I remember is a noise bringing me back into consciousness and then hearing Dane's muffled laughter somewhere in the bedroom. I was lying flat on the floor on my back. There was barely any light, just a lamp in the room so it was hard to see what was happening but I could hear quiet giggling as someone crawled over me, put their knees by the side of me with their ass not far from my face.
I was awake, barely, but I pretended to be asleep as I lay there and allowed this to happen. The boy kneeling over me reached around and pulled down their underwear to reveal their ass, just inches from my face. It was Harry. I could tell immediately from the gorgeous fleshy roundness of his cheeks picked out by the gentle light from the lamp.
I've shoved my ass in someone's face before when play wrestling. It's meant to be humiliating for the other person of course. Even though I could tell this is what Harry was doing, I just lay there pretending to sleep almost happy for it to happen. Even though I don't remember much from last night I remember all of this vividly. I could hear both of them stifling their laughter as Harry, holding his boxer briefs down to pull his ass out, started to then lean his fleshy bum out towards my face. He stayed there for what seemed about 4 or 5 seconds with his ass an inch or so away from my face. But then, he made his move.
He started to sit on my face, only gently but I could feel his asshole against the tip of my nose, with his fuzzy balls resting on my chin. I could smell him. I'll be honest, it smelled what I thought ass would smell like. Not dirty, but with a musky sweat smell. He'd probably showered 5 or 6 hours ago now before getting dressed. Dane was starting to laugh louder in the background and I still lay there, ass in my face, pretending to sleep.
Harry's taught asshole was still slightly pressed against the tip of my nose. He wasn't hairy but there were some little fine hairs brushing against my nose and mouth. I could then feel his asshole move, and contract slightly. Then with a quiet fluff, I could feel a quick burst of air fill my nostrils. My eyes shot open fully as I realised what had happened. This cheeky fucker had farted directly up my nose, straight from his bare hole as he practically sat on my face.
They both broke into laughter as I lay there, assaulted by the unmistakable smell of fart. I tried to bolt upright but Harry pushed his ass right into my face to keep me pinned down and wriggled his bum on my face as if he hadn't taken this too far already. I reached around and wrestled him until I could get both of my hands on his butt cheeks and then firmly pushed him off and stood up to recover from that personal invasion.
I turned around with a look of disgust as Dane was practically in tears laughing. Bit childish. Harry's ass smell was still all up in my nose. I shouted at Harry as he also stood up, weak with laughter and his ass still bare. He bent over slightly to give me a good view of his backside as he then spread his cheeks with his hands and rubbed his asshole with his finger. "You like that don't you, bitch". He bit his lip trying to look seductive I guess, and kept rubbing his hole and slowly shaking his booty right in front of us. I'm guessing they'd had a few more beers while I was passed out.
"You dirty fucker". I had to get immediate revenge.