Date: Tue, 19 Apr 2022 09:03:41 -0700
From: Dave <outinwest@gmail.com>
Subject: Society on the side part 7

Society on the Side
By Connor Matthews

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Colin
Chapter 7

It was a few days later when Colin and Dylan had opted for a `date night'
instead of hanging out with all the rest of their friends.  They were
spending the night curled up on the couch together watching movie and
eating popcorn.  They had chosen to binge watch `The Skulls' trilogy.

Once the first movie was over, Dylan turned to Colin excitedly. "DUDE!  We
should start a club like that, but for gay guys.  We could be the gay
skulls."  He restarted it to the ominous introduction.

`Every year at certain Ivy League colleges, an elite group of students is
chosen to join secret societies.  Unlike fraternities, these societies
conceal their actions as they mold the leaders of the future.  At least 3
U.S. presidents are known to have been members.  The most powerful secret
society has always been `The Skulls'.

"We'd get our gay skulls bashed in if we tried to form a club like that,"
Colin chuckled as he kissed his boyfriend.

"Not if it was secret like theirs!  We could only let gay guys in, or horny
ones with open minds."

"So, you want a club to meet other guys for more sex?"  Colin smirked.
"When would you fit it in around all stuff you already get?"

"Well...it would be just guys who like guys, so I GUESS sex could be part
of it," he said trying to sound innocent.  "But we could do other stuff
like parties and activities too ya know."

"Would we have initiations like they did in the movie?"  Colin asked.

"Sure!  That's the fun part.  Make people run around doing stuff if they
wanted to join."

"Okay, I'm in," Colin grinned pushing his boyfriend off him.  We'll call
it..."  he jumped up, put one hand on his hip and thrust the other into the
air like a super hero. "Gayopolis!"

"Lame!"  Dylan laughed.

"Queeropolis!"  Colin said repeating his action.

"Better, but still lame."

"Fags for Jesus!"

"Shut up!  You're mental, dude," Dylan laughed.

"How about `The Dicks', a queer above any other!"  Colin added.

"And you thought `gay skulls' was gonna get us beat up, "Dylan laughed.  "I
kinda like that last part though.  `A queer above all others.'  Wanna work
on seeing if we could make a club like that?"

"Sure, cool.  Where would we get stuff to knock people out so we could take
them to our secret headquarters?  We'd also need a secret headquarters and
some coffins," Colin said being a smart ass, remembering how the show began
as he put on the second movie.

"We don't have to do it exactly like that.  We couldn't brand people with a
hot poker either," Dylan replied.  "We should make it for only teenagers.
I mean adults have dating websites, bars and nightclubs they can go to.
Our club should just be for us.  How many other kids do you think are in
our school or other schools that have no place to go.  We'll make a place
for them."

"Ummm, how would we find them?  Put an ad in the paper?"  Colin said almost
sarcastically.

"I dunno.  Maybe we make a website and put up flyers?"

"Flyers?  You know I was kidding about the ad in the paper, right?"

"We live by the rules!  We die by the rules!"  Dylan exclaimed as the
settled in to watch the remaining two movies, writing down things that they
liked as they progressed.  By the end of it, they had lots of thoughts and
were excited about starting a club.  "You still going hunting on Saturday?"

"Yeah.  We do it every year.  Dad says it's a good way to make men out of
us.  Not my Dad, Brooks' Dad.  I don't mind the guns, I just wish we'd
shoot at targets instead of animals."

"Maybe get tranquilizer darts and go after cute boys," Dylan suggested with
a small laugh to which they both agreed would be a great way to get members
for their club.  "You should opt out this year and come with me to
Grayson's Scout Camp.  40 repressed boys who can't get laid because of
their Scout uniforms.  It'll be like a buffet."

"I'd totally go camping with you guys, but I promised I'd go hunting.  It
sucks that both things are on the same weekend."

"True, but Grayson said they go at least every couple month, so I'll go
check it out and report back.  Who knows, maybe I can get all 40 to join
our club."

"Just because they're Scouts, doesn't mean they're all gay," Colin reminded
him.

"Doesn't mean they're not," Dylan grinned in reply.

After Dylan headed home, Colin rummaged through the storage cupboards in
the garage looking for things as Mark came up to him.  "Anything I can help
you find?"  He offered.

"Nah.  I'm just looking for my hunting vest and cap.  Saturday's the annual
hunting trip with Brooks. This year we're going to bag us a couple
pheasants.  Don't really want to get shot so I need them."  Mark walked
over to the last cupboard and pulled out the gear he was looking for.

"Thanks!"  Colin said as he took them and tried both items on to ensure
they still fit.  He arranged with Mark to be driven over to Brooks Friday
as he was spending the night before they headed out early in the morning.

"Welcome Master Colin. Master Brooks is in his bedroom and is expecting
you," said the butler as he opened the door to greet him.  Normally Colin
just ran straight in, just like it was his second home, the same as Brooks
did at his place, but every now and then he got the formal welcome.  The
Balterhouse's were into the whole showing off how much money they had
formalities and Colin usually hated it.  He knew his family had way more
money, but they lived like normal people.  Well, normal people with a
mansion, staff, yacht, private plane and dozens of cars.  Other than
that...normal.  He burst into Brooks room finding him on the computer.

"Check out this chick," Brook said not stopping to greet Colin as he showed
him a website he was searching.  Smokin' hot babe, right?"  He said showing
one picture of her naked to the waist.

"Totally.  Just your type, dude."

"That's what I thought.  Blonde, killer eyes, nice firm breasts, smooth
body..."

"No, I meant one that you can pay to actually get naked around you," Colin
laughed.

"Yeah, well, check this out," he said clicking to the next picture.

"Holy shit.  She has a dick!"  Colin said looking at the full picture.

"I know.  Weird, right?  She's a trans girl."

"What's that?"  Colin asked looking closer to see if maybe the picture had
been photoshopped.

"It's a guy who is taking pills to become a girl.  You should do that.  I'd
totally date you if you had boobs like that.  As long as you didn't try to
stick your penis in my ass."

"Shut up freak!  If had boobs, I could have any straight guy I wanted, why
the hell would I settle for you?  Are there lots of girls like that?  Or
are they guys?"

"They're guys turning into girls," Brooks replied.  "This whole site is
full of them.  Makes me so confused.  I'd totally motorboat those hooters
and give her a good titty fuck, or let her go down on me, but then I'd see
her penis and be all like gross...it's a guy."

"I think she looks hot.  Beautiful face, great body and awesome cock.
Email me that site.  I wanna show it to Dylan."

"Yeah get him some boobs, grow out his hair and he'd totally be one of
those.  He's got the look to pull it off."

"I wouldn't want that.  I'd have to fight off straight boys, girls and gay
guys.  No thanks.  So, would you make out with a guy/girl like that?"  He
asked as they looked at more pictures of her.

Brooks went back to the first picture where you couldn't see the penis. "If
I only saw this, I'd totally do her."

"You'd kiss her?"

"Definitely."

Colin clicked on the next picture.  "What about now?"

"No, `cause now I know she's a dude."

"But it's the same person.  Why would it matter?"

"Uhhh...when I get down to intercourse..." he said as if Colin were stupid.
"Where would I put my penis?"

"In her ass?  Just lift her legs and go in the back door, dude.  It's the
tightest pussy you'll ever try and if you're playing with her boobs and
kissing her, you'd never even know the difference."

"I'd know.  I'd feel her genitals...that sounds weird.  I'd feel HIS
genitals pressing against my stomach, so I'd know."

"Maybe she was wearing assless panties and you wouldn't be able to see it."

"I'd still know.  I'd get all horny and go to finger her snatch only to
find a hairy set of testicles," he shuddered for emphasis.

"You're too stuck up, Brooks.  Maybe you're penis-phobic."

"I don't think that's a thing."

"It totally is.  You already said she's hot.  Ignore the dick and you got
the perfect date that you could take to prom."

"Yeah, until she threw wood from checking me out and her dress bulged out."

"Trust me, you'd be fine."

"How?"

"Simple.  Who the hell is gonna throw wood from checking you out?  They put
your poster up at sex addict's clubs to keep people from getting hard."

"Fuck you, Worthington."

"Hard pass!" Colin grinned as they turned their attention to soon to be
released video games and which ones they'd want.  After dinner they played
some tennis before hitting the hot tub and got to bed early as they had to
be up at 5am.  Like Colin, Brooks had a king size bed, so they never had a
problem both sleeping in it together.

"Oreo, I can't get that girl out of my head, man."

"Thinking of blowing her, huh?"  Colin joked.

"What?"

"If she's `in your head'...think about it..."

"Gross.  Shut up!  No.  I meant those lips and her tits.  They were
perfect.  It sucks she had male genitalia.  I look above the waist I get
hard.  I look down I get soft.  Back up, I'm hard again.  Why would someone
mess with a guy like that?"

"I'm sure that's why she's doing it.  Just to mess with your boner," Colin
laughed.

"Would you do her?"

"I'm bisexual, so totally.  A hot body, great tits and a big cock!  It's
the ultimately perfect person.  I'd probably screw myself to death, plus
every straight guy would think I had a hot chick and gay guys would be
jealous of her big cock if they saw it.  I'd be all over that idea."

Brooks turned to look at Colin in the darkened room as they lay there
talking.  "Why do you like giving blowjobs.  Aren't penises disgusting?"

"Nothing gross about them at all.  I could ask you the same about pussy,
but since you've never actually had any, for all I know you'd like dicks
better."

"Shut up!"  Brooks said turning back to lay on his pillow.  "Regardless, I
do enjoy a good blowjob and you are pretty good for a non-girl.  Would you
give me one before we go to sleep?"

"Nah.  I'm thinking of that hot chick with the big dick right now.  You'd
just ruin the fantasy with your small one."

"You're so full of shit, Worthington.  Your loss!"  He said as he turned
off the beside lamp and turned over to go to sleep.

"Ditto," Colin replied as he also prepared to sleep.

A few hours later Colin found himself waking up to the bed shaking.

"Dude!  What the fuck?"  He asked as Brooks had Colin's hand wrapped around
his cock jerking him off.  "Use your own hand!"

"Feels better this way," Brooks said not slowing down.  "Wouldn't have to
whack it, if you'd blown me."

"Or you could whack it with your OWN hand," Colin said pulling his away,
but secretly enjoying it.

Brooks sat up and straddled Colin's chest with his erection only inches
from his friend's mouth.  "Please!  Just give me a blowjob.  I'm almost
ready to cum, so it'll only take second."

"It always only takes you a second," Colin laughed but almost unable to
resist the boner right at his mouth.  I got a better idea.  Turn around."

"Why?"

"You want to get off or not?"

"Yeah."

"Then turn around and back up," Colin said.  Brooks turned around and moved
over top of Colin's head.  Colin pulled Brooks down toward him and without
warning pushed his face into his ass crack and shoved his tongue into the
hole.  Brooks jumped, but Colin just held him down as he went to work
jerking him off furiously so he could go back to sleep.

"Oh fuck!"  Brooks exclaimed moments later.  "I'm gonna cum."  He tried to
sit up, but Colin held him in place and shoved his tongue as deep into his
best friend's ass as it could go.  Brooks cried out and shot his pent-up
load all over Colin's chest and stomach before being released and got off
him.

"What the hell was that?"  Brooks asked.

"It's called rimming.  Way better than just a blowjob."

"I prefer blowjobs."

"Your loss.  Now can we go to sleep?"  Colin said bluntly as he used some
tissues to wipe up Brooks' mess.  The boys fell asleep again with Colin
almost chuckling to himself.

"Oreo...you awake?"  Brooks whispered a couple hours later. "Colin?"

"What?"  Colin asked groggily.

"Are you awake?"

"No, I'm sleeping.  Fuck off."

"I'm horny again."

"So?  Go watch porn but be quiet.  We gotta get up early."

"Please will you blow me?  Like a normal blowjob, not that rimming thing."

"No.  Shut up and go back to sleep."  Colin heard a rustling under the
covers, followed by the bed shaking.  "Are you beating off again?"

"Yeah.  I've got to or I'm never gonna sleep," he panted, almost out of
control as his hormones raced.  Brooks threw the covers back and furiously
whacked himself off.

Colin sniffed the air.  "I think you're gonna burst into flames.  I'm
pretty sure I smell smoke," he joked.

"Shut up!  I'm almost there.  Fuck I need to screw something!!"  He cried
out and jettisoned a small load all over himself, slowly reducing speed on
the bullet train of masturbation.  He reached for his underwear and wiped
it up, throwing them on the floor.  "That was intense!  I needed that so
bad."

"Can we sleep now?  Why the hell are you so horny tonight?"  Colin asked as
things returned to normal.

"I dunno.  I guess I was thinking about a girl I like.  Did you hear that
Preston got a girlfriend?"

"Really, who?"

"Lauren."

"Lauren?  That church chick who's always preaching shit at people."

"Yeah, that chick is so stuck up.  She's got nice boobs though, but
Preston's not getting anywhere near them as she doesn't believe in sex
until after marriage."

 "Ouch.  Sucks to be him.  Glad I'm gay."

"Yeah, no shit.  I've been to their church and met lots of her friends and
stuff.  They're not all that uptight."

"Any hot horny repressed guys I could check out?  Church boys are usually
the horniest since they're not getting laid.  Case and point with how horny
you are all the time," Colin teased.  "Any church chicks that maybe we
could double team, or that I should help set you up with?

"I do fine on my own," Brooks replied.

"And by on your own you mean with your hand?"  Colin laughed as he made a
jerking off motion in the air.

"No," Brooks said defending himself.  "I mean I do okay getting girls."

"If you say so.  Go to Preston's church.  There's lots of girls there that
won't have sex with you by the sounds of it."

"Fuck you, Worthington," Brooks said in response.

"Thanks, but I'll pass.  Plus, I thought you did fine on your own."

 "Shut up!  We should sleep."

"Best advice so far tonight."

In the morning, as they peed and showered, they focused on the day of
hunting ahead.  After a big breakfast with Brooks' Dad, they headed to the
gun room to select the shotgun.

"We're using the 12 gauge guns today boys," Mr. Baltherhouse said as he
opened up one of the cabinets.  Colin looked around at them and had really
no idea which one was better than any other.  He moved in to take a close
look at some of them, including ones that looked in pieces in their cases.

"Good eye, Colin.  That is the Peter Hofer Sidelock.  Took two years to
craft and cost over half a million.  One of a kind."

"Wow!  Nice!"  Colin said as he looked at the intricate detailing before
moving on to another gun.

"That is the A-10 all American made.  I'm using that one today.  Here you
use this one.  It's Brooks' previous gun.  The Benelli Black Eagle.  Good
reliable semiautomatic.  He's bagged a few birds with that."

"You should use it for getting girls then," Colin joked looking at Brooks
who just sneered at him as he took his shotgun out of the case.

"Nice huh?  Dad got it for me for my birthday.  Beretta 12 gauge double
barrel S3EL.  45 grand baby.  This can shoot the wings off a dragonfly at
100 paces," he bragged.

"And most of the body too," Colin grinned as he checked out the gun he'd
been given.  I better not drop this one in the forest or I'll never find
it," he said looking at the camouflage design."  Since he'd been out with
them a few times, he knew what to do.

"I'm taking this one too.  It's like the one you have just a different
model.  A Benelli Ethos.  Also semi automatic.  Great if we find a flock
and we need to take several down quickly."

"Sounds sporting," Colin smiled weakly.  He really hated guns, but didn't
say anything to the Balterhouse's as they were very strong gun enthusiasts.
Additionally, he figured maybe the best time not to insult someone is when
they were handling a firearm.  They grabbed the shells from a separate
cabinet with a touch pad locking mechanism.  Brooks explained that each
cabinet had a different combination in case anyone broke in and tried to
rob them.

"What moron would break into try and rob you knowing you had all these
weapons?  There'd be pieces of him all over the room when you finished with
him," Colin said shaking his head.

"Indubitably!" Mr. Balterhouse said patting Colin on the back.  At least he
knew Brooks came across his vocabulary honestly.  "We'll have to take you
down to the range again soon and let you have a go with some of the assault
rifles.  Now that's some serious entertainment.  Almost makes you want to
join the military just so you can blow the racist stuffing out of
terrorists."

Colin quickly thought that his definition of `almost' might not match
Brooks' or Mr. Balterhouse's definition, although he was glad that they had
such powerful weapons for their armed forces.  He couldn't imagine going
into battle with a single shot rifle like in the olden days, or in some
third world country.  He gave a fleeting thought to Canada and what they
might have, but assumed they didn't have American type weapons, so they'd
be safe from them if they ever became enemies.

They watched as the dog eagerly leapt into in the Range Rover before they
climbed in.  To Colin, the dog looked more excited than Mr. Balterhouse and
he wondered if the dog actually knew where they were going.  He almost
giggled to himself as he thought of the dog having grown up with their
pompousness.  He could already hear the dog in his mind.  `Woof.  I said
Woof, sir!'  Once they arrived in the woods, they hauled out the gear,
loaded the weapons, and put on their safety gear.  It was just over a mile
hike to get to the blind that had been set up.  Two kilometers, if you were
practicing to be a Canadian.

"Up there," Brooks said pointing up the tree.  "We built that last year."

"You built a tree house in the woods?  Won't the people who own the woods
care?"  Colin asked as he looked up.

"Do we care, Dad?"  Brooks grinned.  "We own all this land."

"Cool.  So why don't we just crawl along the ground and sneak up on the
pheasants and surprise them instead of hiding.  Shouldn't we give the birds
a fair chance?"

"What's the fun in that?"  Brooks grinned as they all headed to the ladder
to climb up.  "Plus, they can hear you coming.  Best up here.  Have a few
drinks, enjoy an amuse bouche and wait for them to gather."

"How does the dog get up, Dad?"  Colin asked looking down as the dog just
lay there looking bored.  He also made a note to find out what an amuse
bouche was.  If it was a video game, he was in.

"He doesn't.  He waits until we bring a bird down and he'll run off and get
it," Mr. Balterhouse replied.  Once they were settled in the blind,
Mr. Balterhouse dug through his pack and pulled out the shells, along with
a bottle of brandy and some sandwiches.  He handed a couple to the boys.

"Thanks Dad!" Colin said as he took them and passed one to Brooks.  "We
getting Brandy too?" He said with a big smile.

"Something tells me you won't like it, but how about we keep this from your
Mom, both Moms," he grinned as he pulled out a small plastic cup and poured
a bit into it for the boys.  Colin tried it first and quickly went for a
bottle of water as the alcohol burned his throat.  Brooks took a sip and
tried to be more refined about it, but had a very similar reaction and
handed the cup back his Dad who laughed and downed the remainder.

Brooks pulled pop out of his bag along with junk food.  Colin just looked
at the bottle of brandy wondering if he was about to get drunk off what
he'd just tried, and if guns and alcohol were actually a good combination,
but didn't say anything.  They sat and looked out across the partially
wooded area with a small lake off to the left.  They saw a few birds
around, but Mr. Balterhouse indicated that they weren't exactly what they
were looking for today.  The last time they'd been out they hadn't used a
hunting blind and were simply out in the woods, so Colin was a bit
surprised when he saw Brook's Dad walk to the door to take a piss over the
side.  Brooks noticed him watching and elbowed him in the side.

"Perv!" he whispered.

Colin just frowned and shrugged at him as if he was annoyed.  After all,
it's not like he'd want to see Brooks' Dad's penis.  He was just fascinated
that you could pee out of a tree.

Once the right birds began to arrive, things went quiet in the blind as the
guys picked targets.  "Once one of us shoots, the birds all take off so
adjust your shot into the air," Mr. Balterhouse told them in a whisper,
more towards Colin than Brooks.  He just nodded.

"Found one," the elder Balterhouse said putting down his binoculars and
taking aim.  The two boys got ready, flicking off the safety on their
shotguns.  The blast caused Colin to jump and he understood why the birds
immediately took to the air.  He started blasting away at them using the
semi automatic feature of the gun.  Brooks was almost as trigger happy, and
when the smoke cleared and things went quiet, the guns were relocked and
put down.  Mr. Balterhouse came up and put his arm around Colin.  Good
shooting.  I think it's safe to say you bagged at least one bird and
perhaps a dozen trees."

"I was ummm...'pining' for a few good shots, Dad!"  He joked.

"Funny.  Brooks.  Looks like you got a couple," he said raising his
binoculars to survey the carnage.  "Let's go pick `em up."  He opened a
locked box and dropped a few things down to the ground before they climbed
down. "Okay, boys, into the waders.  While we're out there, we might as
well get a few ducks since it's duck season."

"Wabbit season," Colin said with a smirk

Brooks looked at him with a stupid grin.  "Duck season."

"Wabbit Season!"

"Duck..."

"Will you boys grow up," Mr. Balterhouse snapped at them.  "This isn't a
child's game."

...Season!!" Brooks finished before leaning in to whisper in Colin's ear.
"Colin season."  They bumped fists as the dog returned with one of the
birds they'd hit.  Colin and Brooks pulled on the waders and headed out to
help retrieve the birds.  They found three and brought them back, getting
congratulations from Mr. Balterhouse.  The dog had rounded up another
couple.  They spent another few hours in the woods between the blind and
walking stealthily through the woods looking for things to shoot.  They hid
behind a rock watching some ducks for a while, and Colin felt like a sniper
as they took aim at them.  He really hated the killing part, but firing the
guns and hiding in the bushes and behind rocks was a lot of fun.  By the
time they returned to the vehicle at the end of the day, they had almost 10
birds.

"Do you eat all of them?"  Colin asked.

"Some.  Others we'll give to friends.  The chef will prepare them all
though," Colin was told as the guns were cleaned and inspected.

The boys hit the pool at home before Colin headed home an hour later.  He
wanted to call Dylan and tell him about the day, but he knew they wouldn't
be back from camp until Sunday afternoon, and there was no point texting as
the Scouts weren't allowed to take electronics on the trips.  He hung out
playing video games for the rest of the Day and hung out with Austin on
Sunday.

"So how was the killing spree?  Shoot anything?"  Dylan asked when he
phoned as soon as he got back from camp.

"Lots actually.  Several pheasants, some ducks.  Stuff like that.  I got
tons of trees too, but we couldn't get them in the Range Rover," Colin
joked.

"Should take my Dad next time.  He'd take along the AK and there wouldn't
be anything living within 10 miles of the place."

"Seems sporting.  I'll suggest that to Dad, uhh...Brooks' Dad.  He'd
probably like the idea.  So how was camp?  You shoot anything into anyone?"

"Bagged a couple.  Same problem though.  Couldn't tie them down to bring
home," he laughed.

"Seriously though?  Did you fool around with some of the Scouts?"

"I'll say.  Those guys are wicked crazy.  We went to an official Scout camp
and they had teepees set up.  There were like 10 of us in each one.  They
got into daring each other to do stuff after lights out and it ended with
everyone going skinny dipping down to the lake; even the Scout leaders did
it."

"Sounds like your kind of camp," Colin laughed.

"The best part was the sauna they made."

"Sauna?"

"Like a steam room kinda thing made from plastic.  It was for the older
Scouts while the younger ones learned wood chopping and stuff like that."

"How big was it?"

"Like big enough for a patrol, so like 6 of us could get in at once.  They
heated the rocks on a fire and then put them inside and poured cold water
on them to make the steam.  Apparently like the first nations people did in
the old days.  Like a sweat lodge.  The Scout leader said that to be
authentic we had to do it naked."

Colin laughed.  "Now that sounds like a perfect activity for you."

"You have no idea.  Some boys were hiding their penises until the Scout
leader told them never to be embarrassed.  He talked about erections and
then gave the guys a Penthouse to check out and watched as they all got
boners.  Best Time EVER!"  Dylan announced excitedly.

"I'll bet.  Let me guess, you volunteered to blow everyone to get them back
down?"

"No.  I thought of it though.  Once everyone was hard, we had to run out of
the sweat tent and into the ice-cold water.  We did that a couple times
until no one was nervous about boners.  I think the Scoutmaster guy liked
me though."

"Why?"

"When we were wrapped in a towel to dry off after one plunge, he asked me
to join him in the sauna again and he asked if he could open my towel and
check out my cock and balls.  He got hard and then felt me up.  He said I
had an impressive package, bigger than most of the boys."

"Well we both know he's right about that," Colin said smiling to himself.
"Then what happened?"

"Nothing.  He said he just wanted to appreciate what I had a little
closer."

"So that was it?"  Colin said almost not believing it.

"Yeah, for the sauna, but I got to see lots of erections.  Like checking
out the meat at the deli," Dylan joked.  "Once everyone headed to bed, the
Scoutmaster asked to talk to me in private so we headed away from the
teepees and stuff and sat down at a picnic table in the dark.  He asked if
I was enjoying the camp and asked if I wanted to become a Scout."

"You in a boy scout uniform.  I'd kill to see that.  You'd be in the homo
patrol?  So, what did you say?"

"I told him I wasn't really into the scout stuff.  He asked if I was sure,
as I seemed like I enjoyed the sauna.  Then he put his hand on my thigh and
when I didn't pull away, he said there were lots of other benefits of being
a Scout, especially at camp with other boys.  I played dumb and asked what
he meant, so he grabbed my erection that I'd gotten, and said like being
able to help each other with those things.  I giggled as if I thought it
was dirty and funny."

"God, you're such a tease," Colin laughed.

"I know, right.  I even asked how they'd help each other.  He popped the
button on my shorts and lowered the fly and felt me up.  He then suggested
I could get more comfortable like when we were in the sauna and helped me
strip naked.  He went back to fondling my junk and saying how the other
boys would be jealous of how big it was, and that if I learned things, I
could have lot of fun with other boys.  I asked if he'd taught some of the
Scouts. and he said he had as that was a benefit of being in an all boy
group.  You could just be yourself and learn from those around you.  He
asked if I'd ever done anything with any of my friends."

"Let me guess, you lied and said no," Colin remarked.

"Exactly!  Then he asked if I'd like to learn a few things."

"And you eagerly said yes, of course."

"I was more subtle than that.  I said I wasn't sure and asked which other
boys he'd taught this stuff too.  He told me several of their names."

"That was pretty smart," Colin said nodding his head while on the phone.

"I know, right.  At least I knew some of the guys who were putting out.  I
asked what type of stuff they learned, and he said anything they wanted.
Of course, I asked him for details.  He told me that most of the younger
guys liked learning how to masturbate while older ones, tried blowjobs and
jerking each other off.  Then he told me that some of them even liked to
learn how to fuck.  I played super shocked and asked like who.  He told me,
so I added them to my list."

"And fucked them?"

"Maybe..."  Dylan chuckled.  "He had my cock pretty hard and leaking by
that point, so he asked if I wanted to experience a blowjob.  Of course, I
nodded my head eagerly and took a deep breath, as if I were super nervous.
He went down on me and played with my balls.  He actually complimented me
on how long I lasted, so I think I told him something like I was nervous.
He asked if I'd be less nervous if he were naked too.  I just nodded at him
instead of screaming fuck yeah!"

"That would have probably given away the fact that you're a super slut,"
Colin teased.

"Probably, but to make a super long story short, I let him do anything he
wanted and eagerly said yes when he suggested other stuff."

"And how far did you go with him?"  Colin asked almost more out of
amusement than anything.

"All the way.  I let him fuck me after we'd 69'd and kissed.  He said I was
a natural and that I should join Scouts so I could learn even more."

"If he only knew that you would be the instructor and not the student,"
Colin teased.  "Then what happened?"

"After he came in me, he took me to the lake to how me how to finger the
cum out of my ass.  I think he just liked the idea of shoving his finger up
me.  Then we dried off and he sent me to the teepee to sleep."

"And did you sleep?"

"Not right away.  The guys were telling stories and trying to scare the
crap out of each other.  The guy beside me was one of the ones that the
leader had fucked, so at one point, I unzipped his bag and reached in to
grab his cock.  I think I shocked him at first, but as soon as I showed him
my cock too, he was fine with it.  I got him hard and when I felt his
precum, I let go and whispered in his ear that I wanted to fuck him later
after everyone had fallen asleep."

"Did you?"

"Of course."

"Who was he?"

"I can't remember his name.  Scott or Sean.  Something like that.  Not like
he was that memorable."

"Okay, I have to know.  Did the Scout leader say he'd ever done anything
with Grayson?"

"Nope.  He never mentioned his name, but I got the impression all the guys
know stuff goes on, but the teepees and patrol activities were a mix of
older and younger guys, whereas the daytime things usually stuck closer in
ages.  I'm sure some of the guys were doing things because you could hear
noises, and others snuck out at the same time saying they had to pee.  I'll
say one thing though; they sure find lots of excuses to get naked.  Like
swimming at the lake, even in the daytime.  Or peeing together.  Things
like that."

"Sounds like we don't need our club.  Just take over the Scouts," Colin
joked.

"Maybe.  There sure are a lot of horny boys out there."

"Hey, I sent you an email.  Check out the link," Colin said changing the
subject.

"K, hang on," he replied as he fired up his computer.  "Fuck!  Is that
real?"

"Yeah, apparently.  There's guys that are like girls, except with penises."

"That'd be perfect for you since you like both boys and girls," Dylan
remarked.  "Shit, he's got a big dick.  Kinda like mine."

"You wanna get boobs and long hair and maybe I'll double date you!"  Colin
laughed.

"You'd like that wouldn't you?  Seeing me with boobs.  Speaking of that,
Maddy wants us to go to the mall with her and Kaitlin on tomorrow.  You
in?"

"Shopping with girls?  Dude!  That's the worst!  We'll be dragged through
all those chick shops."

"Yeah, but we could have fun being their GBF's for the day.  She said
they'll even do makeovers on us afterward."

"God...what does that mean?"

"No idea, but I think it'd be fun.  They said they will help us pick out
cool clothes to help our image," Dylan said excitedly.

"My image is fine and what do girls know about buying boy clothes?"

"Come on.  Sure beats shooting things in the woods, right?"

"Agreed.  Okay, I'll be there.  No jerking off over the girly boys.  Save
some for me tomorrow," Colin warned.

"Deal."

The mall trip was exactly what Colin thought it would be, but he had fun
buying clothes with Dylan as they tried lots of different things on.  They
went for tighter fits that the girls recommended and on a couple occasions
one of them had to ask the other for help to get out of the clothes,
especially skinny jean.  At one point Dylan yanked Colin's pants down so
fast that the underwear came down too, and they both giggled worse than
girls about it.  If the sales person had been outside listening he would
have put money on the fact that there weren't boys in there.  Colin used
his credit card to rack up a couple thousand dollars in new clothes for
both of them, ranging from shirts and pants to socks and underwear.  They
also added accessories to finish it all off before heading back to
Kaitlin's place where a fashion show broke out.

Colin and Dylan sat on the edge of the bed watching as the girls changed
right in front of them.  At first it was innocent enough and all they saw
were bras and panties, but when Maddy took off her bra to try on a new one
she bought, Colin swallowed hard and tried to readjust himself so his boner
wouldn't be obvious.  Dylan just grinned.

"I wonder what I'd look like in a bra," he said pulling off his shirt and
pushing up his pecs with his hands.

"Try one of my new ones," Kaitlin suggested as she got a black one out for
him.

"Seriously?"

"Why not?"

"Yeah, Dyl...why not?"  Colin teased.

Kaitlin handed it to him and he went to work putting it on.  "How the fuck
do girls do these?"  He said as he fumbled with the clasp at the back.

Maddy laughed. "Well it proves something.  Boys can not only get them off,
they can't put them on."

"Not like we have a lot of need to put them on.  Once they're off most boys
have what they're after," Colin said as he watched in amusement.  The girls
fastened it for Dylan and helped him adjust it properly.

"So how do I look?"  Dylan asked looking in the mirror before turning to
face Colin.

"Like a preteen girl in her mother's bra?"  Colin joked.

"He needs some padding," Kaitlin suggested and went to her drawer to grab a
pair of socks.  She folded them carefully and slid them into the top of
each cup.  When she backed off, both Dylan and Colin smiled at the result.
Colin went and felt him up.

"Oh baby.  Look at those boobs.  I could totally motorboat you," he said as
he dropped his face between them and made the required sounds.

The girls giggled.  "Wait there!  I have an idea," Kaitlin said as she
rushed out of the room, returning moments later with a long blond wig.
"Put this on," she said flipping it over his head and helping him get it in
place before he could object.  The guys looked in the mirror and Dylan
smiled and brushed the hair back out of his eye.

"Hi baby!"  He said in a higher voice than normal, but not artificially
high like most boys would do.

"Wow!  That color looks great on you," Colin admitted.

Dylan slapped him lightly across the face.  "Hey!  My eyes are up here
pervert!"

"I was looking at your eyes," Colin chuckled.

"You were looking at my boobs.  Just so you know, I don't put out on the
first date."

"Since when?"  Colin howled with laughter.

"Well, I mean I don't put out on the first date unless I get a kiss first.
Right here," he said pointing to his left cheek.  Colin leaned in to kiss
him.  "And here," he said pointing to his right cheek. Colin followed
through with a second kiss.  "And here," Dylan smiled pointing to his lips.
Colin kissed him full on the lips as the girls watched with delight.
"Ummm, and here," he said pointing to his left bra covered nipple, followed
by his right nipple, which Colin quickly kissed in turn.  "Maybe here too,"
he said touching his belly button.

"You go any lower, and that's the definition of putting out," Colin joked.

Dylan slapped Colin lightly again across the face.  "You boys only have one
thing on your mind.  I expect dinner first and at least a nine-inch penis."

"Now who's only got one thing on her mind.  If you think guys have
nine-inch penises, you're never getting laid baby."

"A girl can dream," Dylan said flipping his hair again.

"If I only glance at you above the waist, you could totally pass for a
girl," Maddy said.  "You wanna try on one of Kaitlin's dresses?"

"Yeah, come on Dylan.  You've come this far," Kaitlin encouraged as she
went to her closet and brought out a red dress to hold up against him.
"That should fit.  Too bad you're so much taller, Colin or we could dress
you up too."

"I'll pass.  I'm happy having three chicks to hang out with," he beamed as
Dylan took off the wig and the girls helped him into the dress, fastening
it from behind and adjusting his boobs again.  They replaced the wig and
showed off their creation.

"You should take off the pants though so they don't show below the dress,"
Maddy suggested.  Dylan shrugged and dropped his shorts leaving him only
his dress and the underwear and socks.  He decided to go for it and removed
the socks as well.

Colin nodded.  "Hell, yeah.  I'd fuck you!"

"A lot that says.  You'd fuck me regardless.  Even if I wasn't wearing the
dress."

"ESPECIALLY if you weren't wearing the dress," Colin reminded him.  "But
seriously dude.  Check yourself out," he said as he took a picture and
showed it to him.  With Dylan's light features and slender body, he totally
pulled off looking like a girl.  Fortunately, neither boy shaved much yet,
so a five o'clock shadow wasn't getting in the way of the look.

"Nah, I still look like a boy," Dylan said trying to downplay the picture.

Maddy whispered to Kaitlin who giggled with glee and then turned to the
boys.  "Colin you should go downstairs and play video games.  Give us a few
minutes and we'll bring Dylan down."

"HA!  The girls are going lesbian on you.  You're gonna get carpet
munched!"  Colin teased.

"Gross," Maddy said quickly.  "Go!  Downstairs and watch TV or play games
or something.  OUT!"

"God, those period things come on fast, don't they?  Hope you don't get
like that," he said sticking his tongue out at Dylan.

"Out!" his boyfriend repeated in his softer girl voice. "We need girl
time."

"Girl time.  What the fuck is girl time?  You're already playing dress up
and adjusting each other's boobs.  Wait `til I get you home for boy time,"
Colin smirked as he left the bedroom and headed down to where the TV was.

It was a half hour before the two girls ran down the stairs to join him.
Both were now wearing dresses and had redone their makeup.  He looked back
for his boyfriend.  "Uhhh, where's Dylan?"

"Oh, he left," Maddy said matter-of-factly.

"No he didn't...did he?  Why would he go without me?" Colin asked confused.

"We should introduce you to our new friend Darlene," Kaitlin grinned.
"DARLENE, come meet our friend Colin!"  she yelled up the stairs.  Colin
looked over and grinned as Dylan descended the stairs.  He was halfway down
as Colin stood up with his mouth open.

"Holy fucking shit!  Are you serious?  I think I have an actual boner right
now," Colin remarked as he watched his boyfriend arrive in the body of the
most beautiful girl he'd ever seen.  They had done him up in make-up and
given him some open back shoes to wear, mainly because his feet were bigger
than either of the two girls.  As he walked toward them, he tried to move
as femininely as he could.

"Hi, I'm Darlene," he said putting his hand up for Colin to kiss the
knuckles, which he did.

"Hi.  I'm Colin.  Nice to meet you.  Are you single?"

"Yes.  Are you?"

"I am now.  I was 75% gay until about 30 seconds ago, but I'm having a
serious reaction to you right now, that may indicate I'm straight."

"Oh baby!  You're so cute.  I could just eat you with a spoon.  So delish!"
Dylan, or rather Darlene, said as he leaned in to kiss Colin on the cheek.

"Shit.  Did he get lipstick on me?"  He said rubbing his face.

"No, it's smear proof," Kaitlin assured him.  "So?  What do you think?"

"Unfucking believable.  Did you shave your legs too?"

"What kind of a question is that?"  Darlene said trying to sound insulted.
"I'm a lady.  We don't have hairy legs, or underarms," he said lifting his
arm to show they had removed that hair as well.

"Good thing you shave the pussy, or you'd have been getting a Brazilian
waxing," Colin joked.  "Fuck dude, I'm serious.  You could fool any guy out
there.  I can't believe the difference.  You are smoking hot.  Shit, I
could have a girlfriend or a boyfriend.  Can I take some pictures?"

"Yeah, but no sharing it around.  That's the last thing I'd need is people
at school to see me like this."

"They'd never know it was you.  Every straight guy there would add you to
his spank bank, but don't worry, these will just be for us.  You did an
amazing with the makeup.  If he were out in public no one would know he was
a boy."

"We should test that," Kaitlin suggested.

"Yeah.  Let's go to the beach to get something to eat and see how many guys
hit on him," Maddy agreed.

Colin nodded.  "That sounds like a double dare to me.  You wanna?"

Dylan swallowed hard.  "I dunno guys.  If someone I know sees me, I'll be
finished at school."

"No you won't.  Plus no one is gonna recognize you," Maddy said egging him
on.  "You can be my cousin Darlene from Seattle."

"Fine, but I have to wear my own shoes.  These are killing me."

"No problem.  Lots of girls wear runners like yours, but we could add some
stickers or something to make them look cuter.  Wait here!"  The girls ran
upstairs and the boys sat down on the couch together.

"Fuck, I can't believe you let them do this to me," Dylan said shaking his
head as he sat with his legs apart.

"I can't believe you let them do that to you either," Colin grinned.  "But
damn you're hot.  You might want to close your legs though.  Not very lady
like.  Don't they do shit like tuck one leg behind the other when they're
sitting?"

"How the fuck would I know that?"  Dylan asked as he closed his legs and
pushed the dress down between them.

"Umm, are you still wearing your boxers or did you go for the more
traditional lace panties?"  He teased as he tried to pull up the dress.

"Fuck you.  I'm wearing my own underwear.  Last thing I'd need is to throw
a bone and rip a pair of panties while wearing a dress."

"I dunno.  I'd find it pretty hot.  Then I could just bend you over, flip
the dress up and go in your back door."

"Only because I don't have a front door," Dylan grinned.

"Come on baby.  Let me fuck you.  Let me eat that sweet pussy and show you
my man pole," he said as he leaned over to whisper in `Darlene's' ear,
while feeling her boobs.

"Help, rape!"  Dylan said quietly not trying to stop Colin at all.

"You can't rape the willing," he said as he kissed him right on the lips
and pushed his tongue in.  Dylan got right into it and lay back as Colin
pushed `Darlene' back and got on top of her so they could make out.  The
girls returned and watched the two of them.

"Now I'm jealous," Kaitlin admitted.  The boys sat up and Colin wiped his
mouth and adjusted his erection.  Maddy handed Dylan a tissue to dap his
lips, and then gave him his runners which had been feminized with glitter
and stickers.

"I hope this shit will wash off," Dylan said looking at them before putting
them on.  "How do they look?"

"Perfect.  We ready to go?"  Maddy asked.

"Ummm, give me a minute," Colin said adjusting himself again.

"Me too," Dylan agreed.  "I may look like a girl, but I'm all boy under the
dress."

The girls laughed.  "When we get back, you guys should show us your
penises," Kaitlin suggested.

"Why?"  Colin asked.

"You saw our boobs.  Only fair."

"How's that fair?  We'd show you our boobs if we had them."

"Okay we all get naked when we get back.  No secrets between us," Kaitlin
compromised.  "Plus, if I can't check out a gay guys penis, how will I know
what to expect when I get a straight one."

"I'm not sure there's any real logic there.  Straight or gay, penises are
all different anyway.  Dylan's like way bigger than me and some are cut and
others uncut."

"Oooohhh!  Now I really have to see them," Kaitlin said excitedly.  Colin
just rolled his eyes and stood up once he was sufficiently convinced he was
back to reasonable deflation level.  Dylan stood up a few seconds later and
adjusted his underwear in a less than lady-like fashion.  Colin held his
hand as they strolled out the door to make their way down to the beach.

The girls were being extra flirty to attract attention, while Colin could
feel how nervous Dylan was by how sweaty his hands got. Then at one point
he farted and waved the back of his dress.

"Dude!  Girls don't fart!"  Colin warned.

"They don't?  Sucks to be them," he said as they stopped for something to
drink.

"You are so being checked out.  Told you you were hot."  Maddy was
furiously texting while they took a break.

"Who you talking to?"  Kaitlin asked.

"Just Jocelyn and John.  They wanted us to hang out but I told them we were
hanging with my cousin."

"Invite them along.  John needs a girlfriend so he stops hanging around his
twin sister all the time.  You should set them up."

"Already did.  They're on their way."

Colin cleared his throat.  "Uhhh hum...Darlene already has a
boyfriend...me!"

"Yeah, but that's not gonna hold up in court.  Everyone knows you play for
the other team now.  Darlene needs a real man and John is beautiful."

"I'm beautiful," Colin complained.

"You're gay beautiful.  He's handsome man beautiful," Kaitlin gushed.

"Since he gets your panties so wet, why don't you date him?"  Colin asked.

"Girl code.  He's the twin of our friend.  Not a cool move."

"So you're trying to give him my girl instead?"

"I have to pee," Dylan announced.  "Shit.  I can't go in the boy's room.
Can one of you go check if there's anyone in the girls?"

"Why?  Just come with me.  No one will know.  It's not like you get to
stand up to pee," Kaitlin said as she took his hand to go to the bathroom
together.

"Just remember to wipe front to back," Colin giggled.  "Or back to
front...whichever way girls do it."  Dylan just flipped him off.

"Do all girls go to the bathroom together?"  Colin asked.

"Some.  Do all gay guys?"

"Pretty much.  Not straight boys though.  They'll wait until their buddy
comes out before they go in.  Very inefficient.  Plus, you can't see what
the other guy's packing that way," he said with a smile as they sat
waiting.  "Girls take so long to pee," he complained jokingly as soon as
the two returned.

"Yeah, well there's a lot more work to it," `Darlene' informed him.

Jocelyn and John arrived shortly afterward and all got introduced.  John
was immediately focused on Darlene and once the girls were off together,
John pulled Colin aside.  "You're really gay?"

"Sorta bi, but more towards gay.  I've done a few girls before though."

"What do you think of Darlene?"

"Yeah, she's pretty nice," Colin admitted.

"Nice?  Dude, she's smokin' hot.  I'd tap that in a second.  You're not
dating her or anything are you.  Only fair to ask since you were here
first."

"No," he lied to see how well Dylan could fool John.  "Go for it, but she
doesn't live here.  She's from Seattle," Colin reminded him.

"Do you think she puts out?"

"Wearing that dress and with those pouty lips?  Chances are good buddy.
I'll bet she sucks like an industrial strength vacuum."

"Nice!" John said as they fist bumped.  He jumped up and went over to stand
next to `Darlene' and get into the conversation.  Colin just rolled his
eyes when he saw Dylan laugh and put his arms around John as if he'd said
something funny.  By the time their walk got back underway Darlene and John
were holding hands.  Colin went and held Maddy's hand and looked at her.

"You know if this goes sideways, Dylan's gonna get the shit kicked out of
him."

"I dunno.  I think they look cute together.  John needs to get laid."

"You better hope Darlene can keep his hands off her boobs and crotch."

"Boobs'll be fine.  Kaitlin used her mom's bra inserts for Dylan, so her
boobs feel pretty real to the touch.  John won't know the difference."

"Well he'll sure know the difference when he goes to put his penis in her."

Maddy looked at Colin.  "You do know that girls aren't like gay boys right?
WE don't all spread our legs on the first date."

"I know that, but did anyone tell Darlene?  She spreads her legs before she
learns names."

 "Good point.  I'll talk to her."

"Good idea.  I'd prefer that my boyfriend not come home with two black eyes
and several broken bones."

Maddy went and took Darlene's hand as they headed to a kiosk to try on
sunglasses.  John returned to Colin.  "That chick is so into me.  When she
put her hand in my back pocket and squeezed my ass, I thought I was gonna
lose it.  I've got major wood right now."

"How major?" Colin grinned looking down.  "I need details."

"Oh right.  The gay thing.  Sorry.  Didn't mean to lead you on."

"No problem, but if things don't work out with Darlene, I'm great at giving
head.  Just FYI.  What are you two talking about?"

"Just things we like.  Did you know she's into surfing?  I was thinking of
asking her to join me tomorrow."

"That would be interesting," Colin replied almost under his breath.

"Plus she said she's thinking of moving down here.  Might be getting some
pussy after all."

"I wouldn't count on it," Colin said sarcastically.

"Why?"

"Oh sorry.  Nothing.  Maddy was just telling me about girls and how they
don't put out as easily as boys.  I mean we jump into bed at hello.  Girls
tend to take a lot longer."

"I'm fine with that.  I'll wait as long as it takes to get with her.  She's
the type of girl you dream about."

"Yeah, I hear ya.  My boyfriend is almost exactly the same as Darlene,"
Colin joked.

"Huh?"

"I mean they have the same personality and are so hot you can't wait to get
them into bed.  Except with Dylan I had him in bed before our first date
was finished.  Good luck with the chick thing."

"Thanks.  You're pretty cool for a gay guy.  If I swung that way, I'd be
totally into you."

"You're pretty cool too.  I'd totally let you into me," Colin teased.  John
blushed and the conversation came to a screeching halt.  Colin could see
the relief on John's face when the girls returned with new sunglasses.
Darlene's were oversized and resting on her forehead.  She came up to John
and gave him a hug and put them on him so she could see what he looked like
in them.

"What do you think Colin?  Doesn't John look great in these?"  `Darlene'
asked.

"Yeah, he looks great in oversize girl glasses," Colin replied teasing,
which made John remove the shades quickly.  Jocelyn took his hand next and
pulled him away.

"Maddy and Kaitlin told me about Darlene."

"Told you what about her?"  He asked not wanting to be tricked into
revealing anything.

"That she is actually your boyfriend, Dylan."

"Oh, that.  We just wanted to see if we could fool guys into thinking he
was a girl."

"Well, John is sure fooled.  He's totally into her...uhhh...him."

"And you're...okay with it?"

"Sure.  Look how much fun he's having.  John doesn't have a lot of luck
with girls."

"Why?  He's a great looking guy.  I mean he's already given ME a boner."

"Yeah, but he's incredibly self conscious and doesn't think he's good
enough for anyone.  This will totally boost his ego."

"Until he finds out Darlene isn't a girl.  Then he'll be crushed and never
leave his room."

"Don't worry.  Kaitlin and Maddy talked to Darlene and told her not to lead
him on too much.  Just enough to build his confidence and make him feel
good."

"Please tell me you didn't tell Dylan to make him feel good."

"Yeah, why?"

"Nothing.  I just hope you're okay with your brother having sex with a boy!
That's Dylan's idea of feeling good," Colin said bluntly.

"Now that I'd pay money to see," Jocelyn laughed.  "I mean not really.  The
last thing I need to see is John having sex, but you know what I mean.
That would sure give him confidence...as long as he thought she was a girl.
I had no idea he wasn't until they told me.  They did a great job."

"Too good a job.  John wants to take her surfing tomorrow and date her when
she moves here from Seattle."  Kaitlin joined the two of them as Colin
continued.  "We all remember he has a dick, right.  And a big dick at
that."

"Don't worry.  We took care of it," Kaitlin announced.

"Took care of what?"  Colin asked confused.

"His penis.  When we were buying the sunglasses, we also bought a very
small pair of Speedos too.  He put them on under his underwear and tucked
things between his legs.  Now if John grabs her, he won't feel anything.
Oh, by the way.  You're lucky."

"Lucky?"

"We saw his penis.  Do you really let him put that inside you?"

"Mostly I do the fucking," Colin answered suddenly not feeling so good.
They were ramping this up beyond where he was comfortable.  He didn't want
Dylan dating John, and he sure didn't want it to go further than it already
had.  He almost groaned when he turned to look at them and saw John kissing
Darlene on the lips.  "We can't let this escalate, Kaitlin."

"You should tell that to your boyfriend," Jocelyn smiled as they watched
Darlene move John's hand around to grab her ass.  Colin broke away from the
girls and headed over to them in a hurry.

"Hey guys.  Sorry to interrupt.  Darlene, can I borrow you for a minute?"

"Right now?"  She asked.

"Right now.  I have to tell you something," he said as he took Darlene's
hand and pulled her out of earshot.  "What the hell are you doing?"

"What?  I'm just having fun.  You're not jealous, are you?"

"No.  But you do know he thinks you're a girl, right?  And how don't you
have a boner right now?"

"Oh, I do, and it's killing me.  My penis is tucked between my legs and
squeezed into a pair of tiny speedos."

"Yeah, I heard.  So, what's the plan?  Go home with him?  Let him undress
you to find the padded bra and extra parts he wasn't expecting?"

"Nah, at most I'd go into a bathroom stall and let him take me from
behind," Dylan joked.  "Relax, dude.  I'm just flirting."

"I think you should stop, unless you come clean and tell him you're a boy.
He thinks you'll go surfing with him tomorrow."

"So?  He's a good surfer.  Maybe he could give me some pointers."

"He's a straight boy.  The only pointer he has for you is between his legs.
You don't want him to think you're a slut do you?  Wait...what am I
saying...of course you're a slut.  But you're a gay slut!  NOT a chick,
like he's expecting."

"Relax.  I wouldn't really go surfing with him.  I just had my hair done,
and salt water is a bitch for my pedicure," he said holding up his freshly
painted nails.  They didn't get to continue as the others approached.

"Everything ok?" Jocelyn asked slightly amused.

"Everything's fine," Darlene answered.  "Colin and I were just having a
small argument over who gives better blowjobs.  Boys or girls.  He says
boys because they know how penises work and feel, and I say girls because
we get to actually do them more.  What do you think John?"

"Uhhh, I don't know.  I guess they both make sense, but I think girls would
do a better job?  I mean I have a penis but I wouldn't know how to suck
one."

"Probably a good skill to learn for when you're alone.  Colin whip yours
out and let him practice on you," Darlene suggested with a wave of her
hand.

"Pass!"  Both boys said simultaneously.

"I have the answer.  Gay boys would know how to do it better," Maddy
replied.  "Gays have more sex, so they're probably giving lots of blowjobs,
so they'd be better at it than a straight boy or a girl.  Am I right?"  The
group all agreed that that made sense.  "I have an idea."

John immediately responded.  "Hell no.  I'm not letting Colin blow me."

"Come on John," Maddy said going up to hug him.  "You can tell us who does
it better.  Colin or Darlene.  Maybe Kaitlin and I will want to try as
well.  Four blowjobs and you close your eyes and tell us who's better.  A
gay boy, or a girl."

"Can we talk about something else?"  John said obviously becoming
incredibly nervous. "I wouldn't be comfortable with that.  No offense,
Colin."

"No offense taken."

"Your loss," Darlene said with a huge smile.  "I could just blow Colin
then."

"He's gay.  He's not gonna get turned on by a girl doing him, is he?  Are
you?"  John asked quickly.

"Same difference as if we did you, right?  He just pretends I'm a boy in
drag or something," Darlene said, getting a chuckle out of the girls,
almost giving their game away.  They dropped the subject quickly after that
and moved on to other things, much to the relief of both John and Colin.

"I have to pee again," Darlene said not long afterward.  "John would you go
over with me and get me some water while I'm in there?"

"Sure," he said politely as he helped her up and the two headed towards the
bathroom holding hands.

"I guess your boyfriend makes a pretty good girlfriend too," Jocelyn said
to Colin.

"So it appears.  I just hope John doesn't figure it out or shit is gonna go
down hard."

"Nah, he's not that bright.  Good looking and self conscious, but dumb as a
thumb tack."

"I thought the saying was sharp as a tack?"  Colin smirked.

"You ever carry on a conversation with a tack?  Not very smart," she joked.
It was ten minutes before the two returned and the girls suggested they go
over to the water to get their feet wet.  Colin stood up to go with them,
but John pulled him back down as the girls ran off giggling.

"Dude!  Pound it!"  he said holding up his fist.

Colin returned the bump.  "Why?"

"She just gave me head in the handicap bathroom, and you were right.  Like
an industrial vacuum cleaner.  She swallowed my entire load and went back
for more.  Never met a chick like that at all.  I think I'm in love, dude!"

"Good for you.  She really did that?" Colin asked, somewhat shocked by the
reveal.

"Are you mad or something?  You said you weren't into her, right?"  John
said picking up on Colin's less than enthusiastic reaction.

"No, just jealous maybe," he answered truthfully.

"Sorry dude.  I thought you'd be okay with it.  Shit.  I could ask her to
do you if you wanted to follow through on that thing the girls wanted to
know."

Colin gave a light smile as he looked at John.  "That's not what I'm
jealous about.  Other way around."

"What?" he said as he paused and thought about it for a few seconds and you
could almost see the light bulb go on.  "Oh...oh, you mean?...you mean you
wanted...you mean you wanted to blow me?"  he finally asked.  "Shit, I
really am stupid.  Sorry dude.  I didn't know.  I thought we were joking
about that."

"It's cool.  I'm happy for you.  I know you're straight.  I mean I guess I
just feel confused.  I've blown lots of my straight friends when their
girls won't put out, and they've loved it.  Last thing I need is some chick
moving into our group, and sucking off every boy with a boner.  I'd be out
of a job."

"I don't think she's like that.  Plus, I'm sure your friends would still
let you," he said not knowing what else to say.

"Yeah right!  You've known her about an hour and she's already gone down on
you.  I don't stand a chance," Colin said doing a good job of acting
completely depressed, while at the same time pissed that Dylan went ahead
and did it while pretending to be a girl.  He didn't think that seemed
right.  He had no reservations when they did straight boys as themselves,
but he wasn't liking this scenario at all.  "I should probably go."

"Dude.  Don't do that.  You'll be leaving me alone with the girls."

"And that's a bad thing how?  You have four girls hanging off you at the
beach.  Isn't that every straight boys' dream scenario?"

"Three girls.  One isn't a girl," he replied shaking his head.  Colin felt
his blood go cold and prepared for the worst.

"What?"

"Jocelyn.  She's not a girl.  She's my sister.  Doesn't count," he
clarified causing Colin to let out a huge sigh of relief.  "Please don't
leave.  Stay.  I'm sorry.  I didn't mean to upset you, or make you jealous.
If I show you my dick would it make you feel better?"  He offered nervously
trying to correct the situation.

Colin just rolled his eyes.  "No, dude.  I don't want you to show me your
dick.  Well I do...but not like this.  Good job on getting head from the
new friendly neighborhood slut.  I gotta go."

"Dude.  Don't be like that," John said staring at Colin wondering what he
could do, other than offer himself up, which he really wasn't interested in
doing.  The girls returned and brushed the sand off their feet before
putting their shoes back on.  Dylan looked at Colin who he noticed was
deliberately avoiding eye contact.

"You okay?"  He asked his boyfriend.

"I'm fine.  Anyone want a protein shake at the smoothie hut?  Or have you
had enough protein for today," he glared at Darlene, who instantly got the
meaning and felt slightly sick.

"I could use one," Maddy replied.

"I'll be right back," Colin said as he stood up.

"I'll help you," Dylan offered.

"Why?  I don't need the bathroom," Colin said quietly, causing Dylan to
stop moving for a second as Colin took off.  He ran after him.

"Are you mad at me?"  He asked when he caught up to him.

"What do you think?"  Colin snapped, actually getting madder by the second.

"I'm guessing from your reaction...yes, but why?"

"I dunno.  I guess it's because you're dressed like a girl, tricking a
straight boy into a blowjob.  It's one thing to do them as us, but he
thinks he has a chance with you.  To date you and fall in love kinda shit."

"He said all that?"

"He's made it pretty clear that he likes you and hopes when you `move' here
from Seattle that you two can be together.  Now you fucking blow him in the
bathroom?  What were you thinking?"

"I was thinking I wanted to blow him in the bathroom.  He's got a pretty
nice dick, but doesn't do any manscaping or anything."

"I don't want fucking details.  I want to go home!"  he snapped as he
turned and headed away from the smoothie hut.

"Come on Colin!  I'm sorry.  I fucked up.  I didn't think you'd care."

"Well, I do care...and I don't know why.  All I know is I want to go home,"
he said as he broke into a run, leaving Dylan standing there.  He kept
running until he was well away from them and out of sight.  His phone was
blowing up with texts and phone calls, but he just turned it off as he
crossed the highway into the wooded park on the other side.  He slowed his
pace as he headed home.  An older man, probably in his 60's strolled
towards him down the trail.

"Hello," he said politely with a smile.

"FUCK OFF FAGGOT," Colin screamed at him and then bolted up the trail at
racing speed.  He kept going until he couldn't run any more and then sat
down against a tree and cried.  He had no idea why he was feeling like
this, but he just couldn't help himself.  When he finally got home, he
jumped in the shower and fell asleep on top of his bed.

The next day he headed to school by himself and when he saw Dylan
approaching, he braced himself to deal with it.

"Ummm...hi?"  Dylan said as he got to him.  "Are you still mad at me?"

"I dunno.  Maybe a little."

"Uhhh...okay.  Oh, Kaitlin wanted me to give you this.  It's the stuff we
bought.  You left it at her place," he said handing over the bag with the
clothes they'd purchased.  Colin took it and stuffed it in his locker.  "Do
you want to know what happened after you left?"

"Not if it involves you going home and getting into bed with John," he
replied bluntly.

"No.  He was so freaked out that he and Jocelyn made an excuse to leave.
Then me, Kaitlyn and Maddy headed back to her place so I could get out of
the dress and makeup.  Darlene is officially gone, dude.  I'm sorry."

"Whatever.  I thought you made a very convincing girl.  You can be Darlene
any time you want.  I just don't like the idea of tricking straight boys.
You could get the shit kicked out of you."

"That's what you're mad about?  The fact I could get hurt?  Dude, he never
knew a thing and Jocelyn promised she wouldn't tell him."

"No.  I'm mad because you gave him a blowjob letting him think you're a
girl.  That's not right.  You shoulda told him before you started making
out with him."

"I thought the whole point was to see if we could trick boys into thinking
I was a girl.  I'd say it was confirmed big time!  I won't do it again.
Please stop being mad at me.  If Darlene ever shows up again, I'll make her
into a lesbian.  Would that help?" He grinned.  "Or I'll just be Dylan from
now on."

"Whatever.  I have to get to class," he said heading off fast, once again
leaving Dylan by himself.  Colin caught up with Brooks at his first class.
"Hey, let me ask you something," Colin said to him.  "If you got head from
some girl and then found out she was a guy, how would you react?"

"He'd be dead.  I mean he'd be dead dead, and missing all his teeth before
he finished so he couldn't tell anyone," he said quickly.  Then paused and
looked at Colin. "Did some dude do that to you?  But..."

"No, no dude did that to me," Colin answered.

"Did YOU do that to some guy?" Brooks asked lowering his voice as he leaned
in closer.

 "NO!  I was just asking."

"Shit!  Did some chick dress as a guy and fellate you?  And you liked it
and now you're freaking out because you think you might actually be
heterosexual after all.  Props, man!  Pound it!"  he said holding his fist
out.  Colin ignored him.  "Don't leave me hanging, Oreo."

"No!  No girl blew me dressed like a boy.  Drop it.  I was just asking."

"Is that why you have animosity towards Dylan?"

"What makes you think I'm mad at him?"

"I saw you at your locker.  That wasn't a happy to see you conversation.  I
already figured out that he'd make a pretty intriguing girl.  Did he blow
some dude?  So, what?  You're jealous?  Or agitated that he cheated on you?
What?  Come on, spill!"

"Drop it Brooks."

"Oh my god, he did.  Who'd he fellate?  Martin, Preston...Grayson?"

"Shut up!  Fuck.  I was just asking a question.  Drop it already.  And
before you ask, not he's not gonna dress up as a chick and blow you."

"I wasn't going to ask," he said turning back to sit in his chair properly.

"Does he look like a real chick?"  Brooks asked looking over at Colin.

"Yeah.  A really hot chick," Colin smirked.

"I knew it!!"  Brooks beamed as the class began.  The second the bell rang
at the end of class, Brooks continued the interrogation.  "Do you have
pictures?  Can I see?"

Colin pulled him aside and took out his phone to show him.  "Not a word.
Not one word, and then let it drop, okay."

"Deal.  Let me see," he said excitedly.  Colin showed him the pictures of
`Darlene' and he almost peed himself.  "Holy fuck!  She's hot!  I mean if
you hadn't told me that was Dylan, I would have totally tapped that.  She's
one hot fucking piece of snatch."

"Without a snatch," Colin reminded him bluntly.

"Who'd he blow?  Do I know him?"

"No.  And I never said he did.  Now let it go and forget I said anything."

"Do you still have that outfit?"

"I never had that outfit, dumbass.  The girls dressed him up."

"You know if you looked that hot as a chick, I'd consider fucking you."

"Dude, you want to get laid so bad, you'd fuck me even if I didn't look
like that."

"Fuck you Worthington," Brooks replied pushing him slightly.

"I JUST said that..." Colin grinned having the first good laugh of the day.
By the end of school, Colin had kept his distance from Dylan and when Maddy
and Kaitlin came up to talk to him he was just closing up his locker.

"Hey Colin!" Maddy said with a smile.  "You want to come over and hang out
with me and Kaitlin?"

"Are you planning on dressing me up and using me to trick a straight boy
into sex?"  He asked acerbically.

"No, we wanted to talk about boys."

"Okay, boys I know about.  Sure," he agreed glad to have an excuse not to
hang out with Dylan right now.  As they headed away from school to walk to
Maddy's house, both girls stood on either side of him and held his hands.
Once they were in Maddy's room they dropped their backpacks and sat on her
bed.

"Are you really mad at Dylan?"  Kaitlin asked.

"I dunno.  Kinda."

"Why?  He made a super cute girl."

"I know, but he also tricked John into thinking he was a girl and gave him
a blowjob.  First, he'd kill Dylan if he found out, and second Dylan
shouldn't be tricking straight boys.  Guys are horny enough without having
to be tricked."

"Do all boys think about sex a lot?"  Maddy asked.

"Sure.  It's one of our main subjects.  That's why it's not right to trick
them."

"Have you ever had sex with a straight boy?"  Maddy asked.

"I wouldn't tell you that if I had, but I'd do it as me, not as a girl.  At
least that way I'd never have to worry about them finding out and killing
me."

"So, really you're just worried that John will hurt your boyfriend?  We'll
never tell him."

"His sister might if she wants to get even with him or something, but it's
more than that.  Dylan shouldn't have done it.  Period."

"Do you like girls?"  Kaitlin asked.

"Of course.  Girls are just as awesome as guys."

"I mean would you ever want sex with a girl?"

"I have already.  I did a girl before.  It was fun, but I just like boys
better."

"How much sex do you have with Dylan?"  Maddy asked.  "He has a really big
penis.  Are all boys like that?"

"God, no.  Dylan is way above average," Colin admitted.  "I don't really
want to talk about how much sex we have though, if that's okay.  It's kind
of something he'd need to be here to answer.  It's not fair otherwise."

"You're pretty special Colin.  You care about other people at lot, huh?"

"We all should."

"Can we ask you something?"  Kaitlin said looking at Maddy, who nodded
eagerly.  "Would you let us look at your penis?  We saw Dylan's but only
when he changed.  We've never really seen one up close before and got to
really check it out.  We can show you our vaginas."

"I've already seen vaginas.  They're complicated," Colin admitted.

"Please Colin.  If we ask a straight boy to get naked, he gets all crazy
weird.  It would be fun to learn how a penis works.  Unless you're not
comfortable being naked around us."

"No, I'm fine with it.  I don't mind people seeing me without clothes.  I
went to a nude beach in Vancouver with thousands of other people, so I
don't care."

"Cool.  We could all get naked," Maddy suggested.

"Aren't your parents' home?"

"Nah, not until around 6.  They'd never come in here anyway."

"They might if you knew you had a naked boy in your room."

"You're a naked GAY boy, so they wouldn't care.  I think they'd only worry
if it was a boyfriend or something."

They all stripped to their underwear with the girls removing their bras and
leaving panties on as they hung out on the bed.  They had Colin lie down on
his back and complimented him on his body, causing him to blush.

"Can we see it now?"  Kaitlin asked looking at his crotch.  Colin shrugged
and pushed his underwear down, kicking it aside.

"Do all boys shave down there?"

"No, not all.  Me and Dylan do it because we're on the water polo team.
Most of the guys who wear Speedos would trim or shave so no hair shows.  My
other straight friends haven't figured that out yet.  They might if more
girls told them too before they agreed to have sex with them.  Then every
guy out there would be bald," he joked.

"How do you get them to go hard?"  Maddy asked.

"The better question for a teenage boy is how do you get them to stay soft?
Getting them hard is the easy part.  Once we think of anything even
remotely exciting, they go up all by themselves.  Usually at stupid times."

"Why aren't you hard?"

"Ummm, `cause I'm used to being naked, and we're not really doing anything
sexual.  We're just hanging out."

"Would a straight boy be hard doing this?"

"Definitely.  A straight boy would have gotten hard as soon as you held his
hand and invited him back to your place.  By the time you got him naked
like this, he'd be about a nano-second from blowing his load."

"So how do they last long enough to have sex?"  Kaitlin asked.

"Usually by practice and maybe jerking off before he goes on a date," he
guessed.

"What about gay boys?  Are they different?"

"Not really.  Except we're both boys so we could blow each other, cum, then
go on a date and then have sex."

"Wait.  You'd give each other blowjobs and THEN go on a date?"  Maddy
asked.  "Isn't a blowjob sex?"

"No.  It's a blowjob.  I think sex is fucking.  Making out is kissing, and
a blowjob is a blowjob."

"Oh.  So how do we see your penis hard?  We saw Dylan's."

"Yeah, his is always hard."

"If you could have any straight boy in school, who would you want?"

"I dunno.  I have lots of cool straight friends.  I dunno if I'd want any
of them for sex though," he lied.  "I mean I have Dylan who is already more
than I can handle," he laughed.

"Have you seen your friends with boners?"  Maddy asked.

"Sure.  Sometimes.  It happens, and we're good enough friends that we don't
care about it any more.  If it's just some random guy, then no, we don't
all run around the locker room with erections."

"Who has the best penis of everyone you've seen?"  Kaitlin inquired.

"You mean the biggest?"

"Or the nicest."

"Ummm, I dunno.  Penises are all different, so you can't really say who has
the nicest one.  I don't think it would be fair to other boys though if I
told you about their penises.  If you like a boy, you should ask them, or
if you don't think you could, then tell me who you're interested in and
I'll go let them know and see if they'd want tell you."

"I like Liam."  Maddy said with a big grin.

"The British guy?"  Colin asked.

"You know him?"

"No, not really.  I know who he is, but we don't have classes or anything.
I'd agree though, he's super cute."

"Have you seen his penis?"

Colin laughed.  "You do know that boys just don't go around showing their
penises to each other, right?"  I've seen more than you because I'm a boy,
and we all change in lockers rooms and stuff, but it's not like we
automatically know what the other one looks like naked."

"Would you wanna have sex with him?"  Kaitlin asked.

"If he wanted too, then hell yeah!"  Colin grinned.  "Okay, since we're
talking boys.  The one I think is super cute is Blaine.  He's on my water
polo team."

"Kaitlin giggled.  "Yeah, I like his eyes.  I should come and watch the
team practice and stuff.  All those boys running around in Speedos."

"Practice is closed to spectators, but you should come to games," Colin
suggested.  "I like those because the visiting team usually changes in our
locker room and I get to see all of them.  That can be fun.  I also get to
see the diving team sometimes when they practice before or after us, and
they're also pretty cute."

"Okay, gay question."  Maddy said almost bouncing excitedly beside Colin as
he watched here boobs jump slightly.  "Do you check out the boys when
they're changing?  I mean I know I would if I were in a room full of naked
boys."

"Of course.  You can't really help it, especially when we walk to the
showers and stuff.  Even straight boys check each other out.  It's kind of
a boy thing, not necessarily a gay thing."

"But don't you get excited when you see someone you might have a crush on,
like Blaine?  Have you seen him?"

"Sure.  We shower all the time beside each other."

"Don't you get excited?"

Colin blushed.  "Yeah, but you learn to keep it under control, or you'll
never hear the end of it if you bone up in the locker room just from
looking at another guy.  I mean sometimes I have to shower fast and get out
of there so I don't react.  That would get me shit kicked for sure.  Unless
they were gay, then it'd be okay."

"Do you know any other gay boys except for Dylan?"

"Not really.  At least none my age.  There're a couple seniors that I know
are gay, but they don't really hang out with me.  I might not even have met
Dylan unless you'd introduced us," Colin admitted.  "I don't think I got
that gaydar thing, where you just know if another boy is queer or not.  I
think you have to wait to get that working properly."

"Are you thinking of Blaine right now?"  Kaitlin asked smiling at Colin.

"Yeah, why?"

"`Cause your penis is growing," she said looking at it.

"Shit!  Sorry," Colin replied quickly covering it with his hand.  "Told you
it does that whether I want it to or not."

Kaitlin put her hand on Colin's wrist.  "Can we watch it grow?  I've never
seen that before," she asked as she pulled his hand away and the girls
moved to either side of his crotch to check him out.

"It's not fair that girls know when a boy is excited and girls have no
visible way of letting us know when you are," Colin complained.

"Sometimes you can tell.  Like our nipples get harder and maybe our boobs
swell up.  Plus our vaginas go from pink to red when we're really horny."

"That's not exactly helpful.  You can see a boy's boner from a mile away."

They both smiled at him.  "Guess that works well when you're gay, huh?"

"Sometimes," Colin chuckled.  "But it can drive you crazy too, knowing that
you could help if they'd let you.  Boys are just always horny, whereas
girls aren't most of the time."

"Sure we are, but we just don't go all sex crazy like boys.  We know how to
control ourselves. So, if we talk dirty to a boy would that make his penis
go up faster?"

"Definitely.  Talk dirty enough and he'd have to go clean the cum from his
underwear," he joked.

"If we said something to you about Blaine, like asking how it might be to
suck his penis in the shower after your water polo practice?  Would that
get you excited?"  Maddy teased as she seductively licked her lips.

"Probably," Colin said swallowing hard as he began picturing it.

"And if you put his penis in your mouth, would you want to play with his
balls and feel his bum too?"  Maddy continued.

"Definitely," Colin said as all of them watched his penis rapidly inflate.

"Yeah, I'd say he has a crush on Blaine," Kaitlin giggled as they looked at
Colin, now fully erect.

 Can I touch it to feel what it's like?"  Maddy asked as they checked Colin
out.

"If you want, I guess, sure."

Maddy took hold of it and lifted it up carefully.  "It feels like rubber,"
she observed.

"His balls are moving too," Kaitlin pointed out and they both watched as
his testicles moved all by themselves.  Kaitlin took hold of Colin's penis
next to feel it, and the girls discussed it as if he weren't even there.

"Can you show us how to put a condom on one?"  Kaitlin asked as she went
for Maddy's night table and dug around in it to find one.

"It's just like sex ed," he replied as he took it from her.

"Yeah, but it's better if we can see one on a real penis.  Do boys put them
on, or is the girl supposed to?"

"You're asking me?"  Colin grinned.  "How would I know?  I put my own on if
I need one, but I guess a girl could do it if they wanted to."  He held the
tip and unrolled it onto his erection showing the girls how it worked, just
like he'd been shown the first time.  They both felt it while it was on and
complained that it made their hand slippery.  "It's because it's lubed.
Makes it slide in easier.  Except with boys together, you need more lube
because bums aren't slippery like girl's vaginas.  You guys have natural
lubrication I think."

"True.  Can I try it?" Maddy asked licking her lips.

"Try it?  What?"

"Your penis.  Can I try it?"

"You mean like a blowjob?"

"No silly.  Can I sit on it and see what it feels like?  Some girls say it
hurts and others say it's the best feeling ever.  But maybe you could show
us since you're gay and it's not like it'd be sex or anything."

"You want me to fuck you?"  Colin asked slightly shocked.

"No, I just wanna see what it feels like when a penis goes in my pussy.
Who better to show me than you?"

"Uhhh, anyone.  I mean literally...anyone would be better.  Are you trying
to scare my penis into never getting hard again?  I could find a dozen guys
in less than ten minutes that would do it with you," he said trying to make
it seem like he didn't want to do it, but as his heartbeat picked up speed,
and his dick got harder, he knew that he wouldn't stop them.  He still
liked girls, just not as much as boys.  Maddy straddled his thigh and put
his condom covered penis in front of her panties.  Kaitlin moved up a bit
to see it.

"Does it hurt if I pull it down at all?"  Maddy asked as she moved his
penis towards her.

"No.  It might only really might hurt if it got trapped between my legs or
something while it was hard," Colin admitted and watched as she rubbed it
up and down against her.  He took a deep breath.

"Wanna see my pussy?"  She asked.

"Uh, sure I guess.  Not my favorite things though.  I like boobs way more,"
he said honestly.

"Just like your boyfriend, huh?  He's a boob guy too.  I never understand
boy's fascinations with boobs."

"It's because we don't have them," Colin replied as he watched Maddy hitch
up and removed her panties before sitting down.  "Oh, you shave too?"  He
asked noticing that she had no hair at all.

"Yeah, most girls do some work down there.  Kaitlin has a landing strip."

"A landing strip?  Please tell me you don't land planes on it," he joked.

"No, it's because it looks like a landing strip.  Show him."

Kaitlin removed her panties next and knelt up so he could see.  "It's just
a line above my vagina like this.  You have some hair, but only a very
little so that you can still see the vagina."

"Cool.  We should all make different shapes in our pubes and have a contest
with everyone.  You'd see lots of boys doing it if they thought girls would
show off their pussies," Colin chuckled.  Maddy and Kaitlin both thought it
sounded like a great idea.  As Colin looked at Kaitlin naked, Maddy took
his penis and rubbed the tip against the entrance to her vagina.  His
attention quickly changed to watch it begin to enter her.  Kaitlin also
watched closely as her best friend tried out a penis for the first time.
They had both tried toys and other things together as they experimented,
but this was the first real penis either of them had been close to.

"Does it hurt?"  Kaitlin asked as she watched it disappear into her
friend's vagina.

"No, not at all.  I kinda like it."  She lowered herself further and
stopped about three quarters of the way in.  "That's about as much as I
think I can take."

"Can I try?"  Kaitlin asked watching.  Maddy got off Colin and they changed
places.  They both focused on the penetration and Kaitlin agreed that it
didn't hurt, just that it felt uncomfortable at first and then better once
it was in more.  She lowered herself all the way down on him and they both
acknowledged her accomplishment as if she'd won some award.

"Does it hurt you at all?"  Kaitlin asked Colin.

"No.  Penises like going into things," he grinned as he stared at her
sitting on him.  "Are you guys done yet?"

"Can I try more things like bouncing up and down on it?"  Kaitlin asked as
she moved slightly on his penis.

"Umm, that might be a bad idea.  I may be gay, but I'm still a boy and
rubbing my penis is gonna make it cum, even if you're a girl."

"It'd be okay though, right?  You're wearing a condom so it's not like I'd
get pregnant or anything.  I just wanna see if I can find my g-spot and get
an orgasm."

"Girls get orgasms?"  Colin asked.  "Does it shoot out like a boy's sperm?"

"No, it's different. It's more internal."  She began bouncing on him and
her moaning increased as she played with her boobs.  Both Maddy and Colin
watched her until Maddy reached for Colin's hand and placed it on her boob
for him to play with.  She held his hand as he rubbed her.  Then Maddy told
Colin to take hold of one of Kaitlin's boobs so he could compare them.  He
looked at both girls as he held onto them and felt quite proud of himself
that he hadn't blown his load already.  He guessed it was because he'd had
plenty of sex with Dylan and was more used to it now.  Maddy reached over
and felt Kaitlin's other breast before the girls leaned in to kiss each
other. Colin didn't even blink as they interacted together.

"Are you guys bisexual or lesbians or something?"  He asked.

"No.  Just friends.  Girls are more comfortable with this stuff than boys,"
Kaitlin explained.

"I'll say.  No way you'd see two straight boys kiss."

"Their loss," Kaitlin grinned as they resumed and she bounced harder.
Colin was trying not to cum as he focused on the fact that his penis was
inside a vagina.  Kaitlin cried out and then stopped moving.  "Oh Jesus,
that was fun.  We can do that anytime you want, Colin."

"Uhhh, except that you're a girl, and I'm gay.  Tell a straight boy, and
you'd have more dick than you could handle."

"I like this.  Maybe I'll have to find other gay boys.  I wonder how
Dylan's penis would feel.  Would you let me try playing with him?"  She
asked as she sat still on his cock.

"Good luck with that.  Dylan is scared of vaginas.  You'll never get that
to happen, but I'd love to watch if it does."  She got off him and all
three looked at his penis, which was still hard.

"You wanna try again?"  Kaitlin asked Maddy, who shrugged and straddled
Colin for a second ride.  This time she pushed through and sat right down
on him, with the girls discussing how it felt.  She rode him hard as
Kaitlin fingered herself while she watched, and Colin resumed the boob
play.  He couldn't hold back any longer and announced he was gonna cum
soon.  Maddy bounced faster and they both cried out at the same time as
they reached climaxes together.  Maddy pulled off and both girls looked at
Colin's penis, now white inside the condom with his sperm.  They tried to
pull the condom off by taking hold of the tip, but Colin intercepted their
attempt and showed them how to get it off properly.

"It smells weird," Kaitlin said as they looked at his sperm.  "Like warm
bleach or something."

"It's just cum," Colin replied as he rolled off the bed and walked the
condom over to the garbage can after wrapping it in a tissue.  "You should
probably flush it or it keeps smelling up your room, and parents kinda
figure that stuff out.  I Febreze my room and open the window after I have
sex."

"Good idea," Maddy said as she used another tissue to pick it back out and
run it over to her bathroom before returning and opening the window and
spraying air freshener.  "Thanks for letting us do that Colin.  If we wanna
learn other boy stuff, could you teach us?  Maybe some of our other friends
would wanna learn too."

"Ummm, maybe, I guess, but I'm not a fuck test dummy.  I don't want half
the girls in the school coming over to ride me.  I have to save my boner
for Dylan."

"Was it okay for you?  I mean we didn't freak you out or anything did we?"

"Nah, not at all.  I've had sex with girls before.  Normally a boy is on
top though.  Just in case you think all boys would want sex the way we did
it.  Although I guess a virgin boy would take it anyway you offered it," he
smirked."

"Maybe we can try that next time," Kaitlin suggested.  "Do boys stop when
they cum, or do they keep going?"

"Most boys stop as soon as they're done and want a nap," Colin joked.  "But
at our age, we can go a few times.  Older people can only go once."

"Do you want to learn how to eat our pussies?"  Maddy offered.

"Gross.  No.  No offense. I tried that once.  That's probably how I knew
for sure I was more gay than straight.  I like fucking, boobs and kissing,
but I draw the line at eating pussy."

"Don't gay boys play with other boys bums, like lick them and stuff?"

"Yeah, but can we not talk about it, please.  It sounds way grosser than it
actually is.  I love it, but I don't like to talk about it."

"Cool.  What do you guys wanna do now?  We can stay naked if you want."

"I should go.  I have homework to do and I probably need a nap," Colin
joked.  "But if you guys are serious about wanting more sex.  I could ask
Brooks, Grayson or Martin if they'd like to play with you. None of them
have girlfriends yet, so I'm sure they'd all be more than happy to get
naked for you.

"That might give them the wrong message.  If you know other gay guys,
that'll be cool."

"Copy that!  I'll hunt out gay guys who want sex with a girl.  How hard
could that be?"  He laughed as he dressed.

He kept his encounter with Maddy and Kaitlin to himself, although he was
dying to tell everyone.  He figured it would gross Dylan out, so he
wouldn't let on that his penis had been in a vagina, and if he told his
straight friends, he was sure they'd pester him non-stop to be allowed to
go with him next time.

The following day Brooks headed home with Colin so they could do homework,
and as soon as they got into the bedroom, Brooks stripped and jumped on his
bed putting the pillow over his head and pointing to his crotch.  Colin
ignored him until he coughed.  "Uuhhhumm.  Straight boy needs a blowjob!"
he teased.

"Then straight boy needs to earn blowjob," Colin replied.

"What's that supposed to mean?"  He said sitting up and tossing the pillow
aside.

"It means, I'm not gonna be your slut every time you get horny without
getting something in return."

"I thought you liked giving fellatio?  Isn't that like a gay requirement or
something?"

"Well this gay boy isn't going to blow any more straight boys without
getting something out of it."

"You blow me properly, and you'll get something out of it.  A three-day
load of frustrated boy cum!"  he grinned.

"Not what I meant."

"Oreo, you know I don't want to blow you, right?"

"I know.  But you already said you'd fuck me if I were dressed like
Darlene, so how about just fucking me now.  It'd be the same thing."

"Uh...no.  You're Oreo right now...A boy!"

"Same hole, same body. Same difference."

"I can't do that, sorry," Brooks said as he sat back against the headboard.
"Come on Oreo.  Just a quick blowjob, and I won't ask again."

"Yeah you will.  The next time you're horny, and don't have a chick handy,
which is likely to be by tomorrow.  How about you put the pillow over your
head and I just sit on you.  I'll do the work and you can pretend you're
fucking a chick."

"Forget it.  I just wanted a blowjob, but now that you're being all weird
about it, can you at least put some porn on, so we can jerk off or
something?"

Colin shrugged and dropped his laptop on the bed between them.  The two
boys jerked off and cleaned up without saying anything until they had
dressed again.

"It was more fun before Dylan was around and you liked giving head," Brooks
complained as they started homework.

"Shut up!" Colin replied.  His Skype went off a few times as they completed
their homework, but each time it did, Colin looked and then ignored it.

"Who's calling?"  Brooks asked.

"Dylan, but I'm busy right now."

"So, you two really are having a fight?  You know I'm still your best
friend, right?  If you need to talk I'm here."

"Thanks, I know that.  We're fine.  Just need a day apart once in a while."

Colin softened his stance a day later and the boys got back to being
themselves, with Dylan promising never to trick straight boys again,
although they did agree he could be Darlene when he wanted, as long as he
didn't do anything sexual with anyone unless they knew he wasn't a girl.

"Are you guys coming to Madison's end of school party on Friday?"
17-year-old Emerson said as he stopped by Colin's locker to talk to the
guys. "It's gonna be legendary!"

"I'm in," Preston replied.

"Me too," Brooks agreed.  "You guys?"  He asked looking at Colin, Dylan,
Grayson & Martin.

"Sure."  Colin answered as the others nodded.  "Do we need to bring
anything?"

"Booze, weed.  Whatever you want, man."

"Where can we get weed?"  Dylan asked.

"I know a place," Emerson told him.  "Meet me at the main doors after
school if you want some."

After he left, Dylan looked at the guys.  "How much is pot?"

They all shrugged.  "I think it's probably cheap or it wouldn't be as
popular as it is," Grayson suggested getting agreement from them all.

"Are you bringing the new girlfriend, Preston?"  Brooks asked.

"Not a chance, and none of you are gonna say anything to her.  I wanna
enjoy myself and not worry about her being all judgemental."

"I heard she's a Christian girl and doesn't put out until after marriage."

"Yep.  Sucks but that's what she wants, so I'm dealing.  Although it drives
me crazy sometimes.  We make out and I get a raging boner, then have to go
home and deal with it."

"You should rent a hooker," Brooks suggested.

"Sure, I'll get right on that," he replied sarcastically.  "That's why this
party will be awesome.  I can't be held accountable if I'm too drunk to
know what I'm doing.  Sex by intoxication.  It would hold up in court."

The guys laughed.  "Whatever you have to tell yourself Pres," Brooks said
slapping him on the back.  "If only you knew a couple gay boys that could
help you out when you got raging horny.  She couldn't accuse you of
cheating if you got a blowjob or fucked one of them."

"Ooooh, pick me!  Pick me!"  Dylan said putting his hand up excitedly.

Preston looked at him and smiled.  "We'll just have to stick to alcohol and
wild parties," he replied.

"Your loss," Dylan said shaking his head.  "No one knows how to take care
of a horny guy better than me, right Colin?"

"I'll let you know once you've satisfied me," Colin replied as he fist
bumped Brooks.

"You wanna join the no sex until after you're married club?  Keep up
comments like those," Dylan said as they headed off to class.

After school, they all waited outside the doors for Emerson who arrived
with a smile.  "Looks like everyone is eager.  I just live across the
street so one of you come with me and I'll get you some weed.  Don't need
everyone heading over at once.  It'll look suspicious."

"Colin, you go," Brooks suggested before anyone else had a chance to say
anything.  He followed Emerson to his house, which true to his word was
literally across the street.  They went in the back door and down to the
basement.

"So how much you want?"  Emerson asked going to a cupboard.

"I dunno.  Enough for six of us.  Maybe just a pound or something."

Emerson laughed.  It's sold by the gram, but how about I give you 6 joints.
One each.  That should be enough for your first time.  I'm assuming it's
your first time?"

Colin gave a weak smile and nodded.  "How much is it?"

"5 bucks a joint.  10 if you want the good stuff."

"I think we should get the good stuff," Colin said confidently as he pulled
60 bucks out of his wallet.  Emerson gathered up the joints and handed them
to him.

"So, how's that gay thing working out for you?"  He asked, completely off
topic.

"Okay, I guess.  Still trying things out.  Not totally sure I'm gay yet,
but you know how it is when you're horny."

"I hear ya.  I've tried a few things with friends.  All part of the journey
man.  I still don't mind the odd blowjob now and then from a guy, but
chicks are my thing now.  If a party gets wild, and we're all a little
fucked up, I don't mind shredding some tight boy pussy, but those are the
times you just let loose buddy.  Most gay guys need to be pretty wasted to
take my 9½ incher anyway.  Let your friends know that weed is strong so
they should pace themselves.  Also, between you and me, if any of you guys
are still virgins, by the time the party's over you won't be.  Never been
to one of Madison's parties that didn't end in everyone getting laid one
way or another.  I know a couple of gay boys that'll are totally looking
forward to you and Dylan being there.  See you Friday."

"Uhhh, yeah.  Thanks Emerson.  See you Friday," Colin said slightly nervous
as he rushed up the stairs and back to school.  The guys all wanted to see
what he'd got, but he suggested they get away from the main doors first.
Once they were off campus and in a more secluded area, he handed out the
joints.

"Just one?"  Brooks asked.

"He said that's all we'd need for our first time.  I imagine we could buy
more there if we need some."

"Preston is going to get alcohol from his Dad's stash," Brooks said as they
each pocketed their joint.

"He's got a large stock in the liquor room and won't miss any," Preston
added.  "I heard Madison's parties are wild."

"Yeah, you heard that because Emerson told us when he invited us,
douchebag," Brooks teased.

"Whatever.  I already knew that anyway," Preston said dismissing him.

The week seemed to drag on slowly, not only because they were anxious for
the party, but because summer started when the bell went at 3:30 on Friday
afternoon, and they were free for two months.


Chapter 8 Colin rushed down the stairs to greet Dylan as he came over to
get ready for the party, and stopped dead in his tracks when he saw him.
"Holy shit!  Dude!"

"Whadda ya think?"

"Well...it's sure blond!" He replied looking at the now very light blond
hair of his boyfriend.  "Holy crap you look different."

"Different good or different bad?"  He asked waiting for Colin to provide
his real opinion.

"I dunno yet.  It's still a shock.  When did you do it?"

"After school.  My Mom took me to get it done."

"What did your Dad say?"

"He's out of town.  He hasn't seen it yet.  He won't like it.  I'm sure.
He'll think dying it is kinda gay.  My Mom said it looked great.  You did
say that blond hair suited me when I was Darlene," He chuckled.

"I don't hate it," Colin admitted, "but that's seriously blonde.  It's
gonna take a bit to get used to."  As he said it Carter walked past.

"Nice hair, Dylan.  Looks cool," he remarked pushing Colin aside slightly
as he headed upstairs.

"Well, there you have it.  My brother likes it.  Guess you should run after
him and see if you can jump his bones now."

"Really?"  Dylan beamed.

"No dumb ass.  Come on let's figure out what we're going to wear.  Shit!
Now I'm starting to sound like a chick.  I'd say we could do each other's
hair, but that ship has sailed."

"Sorry I was late," Dylan apologized.  "I had to walk over.  Someone stole
my bike."

"Shit, seriously?"  Sorry buddy.  That bites."

"Tell me about it.  It's gonna take me forever to save up enough money to
buy another one."

"Wasn't it insured?"

"I hope so, but you never get the money it's worth."

"Come with me.  You can have one of mine."

They headed out the cavernous garage where all the cars were and made their
way to the back where the bikes were stored.  "Some of these were Carter's,
but he gave them to me when he got into cars.  Pick one."

"Are you sure?"  Dylan asked looking down the line of more than 20 bikes in
all various styles and colors.

"Of course.  We're boyfriends.  What's mine is yours.  Take whichever one
you want."

"Thanks babe.  This'll make it easier to get around until I can buy another
one."

"You don't need to if you don't want to.  Just keep the money and use
these.  You can even keep the one you like the most."

"I couldn't do that.  These are yours."

"Like I'd ever ride them all.  If you want a new bike, we could go on
Friday after school.  I get my allowance in the morning, which I use to
finish paying off my credit card from that shopping spree we went on, but
then I'll be able to spend more and we can get a good bike if you want.
That last spree took most of last month's allowance."

"Dude, that was like a thousand bucks.  How much allowance do you get?"

"Two hundred and fifty a week.  It's not a lot, but Dad says it'll teach me
how to budget and learn responsibility.  He said if I have a real
emergency, I can use my credit card and ask them to pay it off, but if the
stuff I buy isn't an emergency, then I have to use my allowance to pay it."

"Holy shit!  250 bucks a week," Dylan exclaimed.

"I know.  I keep telling him that I should get a raise by now, but he said
that's enough to learn to manage my money.  I don't know how he expects
that I can go out and do stuff on that amount.  Shit, Brooks gets twice
that and he doesn't even have to use it to pay his credit card off."

"Dude!  I get 20 bucks a week and then only if I do all my chores," Dylan
said looking at him.

"Chores?  Like what?"

"Dishes, taking out the garbage, keeping my room clean.  Sometimes I have
to vacuum, or mow the lawn.  Stuff like that.  We have a list on the fridge
and if I check stuff off and have done enough, I get my allowance."

"Oh.  I had no idea.  I mean we have staff to do all that, but I keep my
room pretty clean.  Mostly because I don't need the cleaning staff to go
through my stuff.  But I'd still buy you a bike if you wanted.  The least I
can do is share with you."

"I'd be fine borrowing one of these it that's okay.  I'm sure we'll get
insurance money for my old bike and I have some stuff saved up."

Up to you.  Take what you want, babe," he said leaning in to kiss him.
They made out for a while finding themselves leaning against the back of a
car until they heard someone clear their throat.  They stood up and saw
Mark nearby.  "Sorry Mark, we just got carried away.  We were just picking
out bikes for tonight."

"Not a problem.  At least you had clothes on," he joked.

Colin laughed.  "We coulda been having sex, and left a butt print on the
car."

"It wouldn't be the first time," Mark replied candidly thinking about how
many times Carter had been caught in there.  "Would you like a ride to your
party this evening?"

"No thanks.  We'll just take the bikes."  The boys left and ran upstairs
where they grabbed a shower and tried on various clothes until they had the
perfect look, including the right underwear that showed a proper waistband
brand name above their shorts.  Once they were satisfied, they returned to
the bathroom to finish up with the final grooming and cologne.  As Dylan
looked at Colin, he grinned.

"Yeah!  I'd fuck you!"  He said licking his lips.

"Dude!  You'd fuck me if I were naked in a dumpster," Colin reminded him.

"True."

"Just so you know.  That color hair's growing on me.  Especially with the
outfit.  I think we're gonna kill at the party."

They made their way over to meet the other guys, with Preston, Martin,
Grayson and Brooks all having the same reaction as soon as they saw Dylan's
hair.  He'd become the focal point of the group for the short term.  Martin
even commented that he could probably be seen in the dark with hair that
bright.

Once they arrived and were welcomed, Preston pulled several bottles of
liquor out of his backpack and added them to the growing collection in the
kitchen.  They each made a drink of rum and coke when they watched how the
older people did it.  They wandered around the house to check things out
and were almost immediately spotted by Emerson and a couple of his buddies,
who called them over.  "Hey guys!  Glad you could make it.  Cool hair
dude!" Emerson said noticing the dramatic change like everyone.  "You
buzzin' yet?  How was the weed?"

"We haven't done it yet," Preston admitted.  We just got here."

"Well let's spark those fatties right now.  Come on boys, time to get your
pot cherries popped."

"Do we each do our own?"  Grayson asked uncertain as to the rules of it
all.

"Nah, spark one up and pass it around.  Then later do another.  If you
share, others will share with you.  It's just how it works."

Dylan put the joint up to his lips and Emerson lit it.  As soon as he
inhaled, Dylan began coughing violently and put the joint up for someone to
take it from him.

"Like this," Emerson said as he inhaled, then blew the smoke out slowly.
The guys watched fascinated as it went back up his nose.  He held it in and
passed the joint to Preston who had the same reaction as Dylan before
handing it to Brooks.  The guys all tried not to cough and be as cool as
Emerson, but with Martin as their last hope, they failed miserably.  The
other two older guys took a hit and passed it around one more time.  There
was less coughing, but still as much difficulty keeping the smoke in.  By
the time they were done, that had all begun to feel the instant affect of
the weed.

"Nicely done, boys!" Emerson said congratulating them.  "The first time
always seems a little harsh on the lungs, but you get used to it.  Go have
some water and in a half hour, spark up another one."

They partied with everyone, joining in with dancing and mingling wherever
they could. The group was made up of mostly older seniors, celebrating the
end of high school before they headed off to college.  Colin was sitting on
the side of the pool in his just his boxers, his head spinning from all the
pot he'd tried and was enjoying the cooler air and water on his legs.  An
older boy sat down right beside him.

"Hey!  You're Colin, right?"

"Yeah."

"Kylan.  You going swimming?"

"No.  Just wanted to get some air.  Cool off."

"I hear ya.  Where are your clothes?"

"On the chair.  I'm stoned so I didn't want to fall in by accident and get
all wet," Colin admitted.

"Sensible."  Kylan stood up and removed his shirt and shorts before sitting
down even closer.  "Yeah that feels better.  You gonna come downstairs and
join the big game?"

"What big game?"

"It's `never have I ever'.  You played that before?"

"Yeah of course," he partially lied.  They didn't play with alcohol, they
played with gross drinks like prune juice or mixtures of things to make
each other try to be sick.  They'd also played `would you rather', which
was more common.

"Well, you gotta join this one man.  Rules are sic."

"Like what?"  Colin asked looking at the senior.

"Once you're in the game, the only way out is to surrender all your clothes
for an hour."

"All of them?"  Colin asked wide eyed.

"All of them!  Balls out naked for an hour, or you keep playing until the
cards run out."

"Cards?  I thought it was a drinking game."

"It is, but like all Madison's party games, this one gets insane.  If
you've done the thing, then you take a shot, pick a card, and do what it
says.  No chickening out, no saying you can't do it.  None of that
bullshit.  This is hardcore for adults' man."

"Like what kind of things would the cards say to do?"

"Not that I want to give anything away, but you ever had sex in the middle
of a circle while everyone watches?"

"Oh sure!  I was just saying to my friends earlier how boring that was
getting all the time," Colin said trying to be a smart-ass.

Kylan laughed.  "Nice.  I like you.  I'm guessing that's a no?"

"It's a no," he confirmed.  "Are you serious?  You'd do that?"  Colin
clarified.

"That depends.  Are you going to be in the game?  I'd totally make out with
you while everyone watched."  Colin swallowed hard as he stared at Kylan.
He wasn't sure he could do stuff like that in front of a whole group,
especially in mixed company with older, more experienced people.  "Hey, but
even if we don't get a card that puts the two of us together, maybe we can
hook up after the game if you're into it," he said rubbing Colin's leg.

"Uhhh...my boyfriend's here," Colin stammered slightly.

"Yeah mine too.  Brian's over there talking to that super blonde guy," he
said pointing to the far end of the patio in the distance.

Colin squinted to focus.  "That's Dylan.  That's my boyfriend."

"Looks like they're getting along," he commented as they watched Brian's
hand inside Dylan's shorts groping his ass.  "I figure give them another
five minutes and they'll be fucking."

Colin shrugged.  "I guess we have the same type of boyfriends' then, huh?
Mine is horny 24/7."

Kylan reached over and groped Colin through his underwear.  "And you're not
with a nice package like that?"

"Not as much as Dylan, probably just 21/7, but I get pretty horny," Colin
said not sure what to do about the guy holding onto his junk.

"Game starts in half an hour downstairs, hopefully I'll see you there," he
said letting go. "Nice meeting you, dude.  If you are still horny later,
save that for me," he said as he squeezed Colin's crotch again before
standing and grabbing his clothes.  Colin just sat there figuring either he
was really stoned, and only half of that was real, or that older guys were
way more outgoing than he was.  He moved away from the pool and lay on the
lounger.  Dylan came over shortly after and handed him a bottle of water.

"Figured you might need this.  Is your head spinning?"  He asked as he sat
on the edge of the chair.

"I'll say.  Did you hear about the game downstairs later?"

"Yeah.  `Never have I ever.'  Sounds lame," Dylan replied shaking his head.

"That's not what I heard.  It's not just drinking, it's kinda like truth or
dare, but without the truth questions and all wild dares."

"In that case...I'm in!" Dylan replied.  "I almost got laid earlier.  Some
dude, Brian, was talking to me and wanted to take me upstairs."

"Yeah, I saw him.  Did you go?"

"Nah.  I told him I was here with you and we were just partying.  I didn't
want you mad at me again since we just got over that.  You saw him?  Did
you think he was cute?"

"Not as cute as you," Colin replied diplomatically. "Even with the platinum
blond hair!  Looked like he enjoyed feeling your ass.  I was actually
talking to his boyfriend, Kylan.  I think he wanted sex with me too."

"Waiter!  Party of four!"  Dylan grinned excitedly.

"Sounds like it.  At least we know a couple more gay guys."

"So, you wanna do it?"

"Let's see how the night goes.  We might be too drunk or stoned."

"I don't think I'd ever be too stoned for sex," Dylan grinned.  "Let's go
find the guys and do another joint.  Wanna?"

Colin got dressed and the two boys, holding hands, found their friends and
headed out to share another joint together.  All of them agreeing that this
was the best party they'd ever been to.

"You guys going downstairs to play the game?" Colin asked.

"What game?"  Grayson inquired as they smoked up.

"Never have I ever," Colin told him.  "Apparently they play an extreme
version of it.  From what I hear it turns super sexual and stuff.  Probably
with people getting naked in front of each other."

"Yeah, I heard that too," Brooks admitted.  "A guy I was talking to said
that most of Madison's parties he's been to turned into orgies at some
point.  He said the last one involved everyone blindfolded, and whoever
they grabbed they had to have sex with for at least two minutes.  Those
that weren't playing could sit and watch.  Then I guess they turned out all
the lights and it was just wild sex in a blacked-out room for the rest of
the night."

"What if you grabbed a dude?"  Martin asked.

"I dunno.  He didn't say.  Maybe you could go again?"

"I'll pass.  I don't wanna have sex in front of everyone."

"Your loss.  I know I would if I could get laid.  We should go and inquire
about the rules so we don't look like noobs," Brooks said as they finished
the joint and downed more water after their coughing had stopped.  All of
them were more than a little wasted by this point.  Colin was glad he had
Dylan with him to hold onto.  The six guys headed downstairs where they
found a few people already gathering with their drinks.  They located
Madison to ask her about the game.

"You'll love it boys!  Sexiest time you'll ever have.  Tonight we're
playing Never Have I Ever...Extreme Home Edition.  The rules are that if
you join, you participate fully.  If you don't, you're banned from this and
all future parties, and we blackball you at school."

"Harsh," Preston said quietly.

"Not really.  It keeps the right type of reputation for the parties, and
weeds out the prudes and uncool people.  Some think they can show up and
only gawk and not participate.  Those people can ruin the whole vibe for
everyone else.  No one plays that isn't committed.  The game ends when all
the cards are gone, or when everyone is passed out...whichever comes first.
If you need to leave before the end, you leave your clothes in the middle
and you can't reclaim them until you go home."

"What if we have to pee?"  Grayson asked.

"You can step out for one round as long as you return.  If you don't come
back, then we find you and cut your clothes into tiny pieces and you go
home naked.  If you go home, then we find you at school."

"Then what?"  Grayson inquired.

"It's only happened once and then word got out.  The guy that left got
stripped every day for a week and left someplace.  First it was in the
locker room, another time on the school field. I think they even left him
at his locker in the hallways.  Basically, whenever a bunch of guys could
grab him, they took his clothes for breaking the rules.  They wrote all
over him in felt pen so others knew he was a prude."

"Wow, that really is an extreme version," Brooks admitted.  "So, if we join
what happens?"

"You say something that you've never done, but trying to get as many others
as possible to admit they've done it.  If you've done it, you kneel up and
take a shot, then pick a card and read it out loud, and do what it says.
If it involves another person, it is only the people who are kneeling up,
not the people who are safe, who participate.  If only one person kneels,
they give details about what they did.  If no one admits to doing what you
say you've never done, then you have to drink, strip and run around the
outside of the circle before your turn ends.

"Umm, how wild can some of the things get?"  Martin asked.

"I don't want to give it away, but if you're shy about being naked, or
fooling around with someone, then this probably isn't the party for you.
No action will be life threatening, or cause you to need medical help."

"That's encouraging," Preston said slightly sarcastically.  "Can I ask you
one more thing.  I heard about the party where everyone started
blindfolded.  We were wondering, if a guy found another guy, did they have
to have sex with each other, or did they get to find someone else?"

She laughed.  "If you have to ask, then you should probably go home.  We
don't worry about things like that.  Remember boys, participate fully, or
don't participate."  And with that piece of advice she left to continue
getting things ready.

"Well I'm fucking playing.  I don't wanna be blackballed at school," Dylan
said quickly.

"I think she said that they'd only do that if you quit and didn't stay
naked," Brooks clarified.

"Still, I wouldn't want them to think that 14-year-olds are chicken shits.
We better represent or we'll never been invited again.  If seniors can do
it, so can I," Dylan said confidently, looking at Colin.

"Sure, yeah.  I'm in," he replied not as confidently.

"You two homos know that you might end up doing something with a girl
right?"  Brooks grinned.

"One homo, one bi-homo," Dylan replied feeling very stoned.

"Not a thing," Preston said.

"It is now.  And you breeders might end up doing another boy, or one of us
homos.  If you need to practice, I'm available," Dylan giggled as he went
and sat down in front of one of the shot glasses around the circle on the
floor.  Colin sat to his left, and one by one the guys all joined in, with
Martin leaving to head back upstairs.  Madison explained the rules again
and picked one of the girls to start things off.

"Never have I ever...been dumped," she said.  16 of the 30 players knelt up
and took a drink.  Then each grabbed a card.  The actions varied from
taking another drink to kissing the person on their left, to keeping the
card to use at a future time in the game.  Several of the cards had the
same or similar actions.

"That seems pretty easy," Colin said quietly.  The girl beside him leaned
over.

"It always starts tame.  It gets wilder the longer we go.  The cards are
stacked that way, and there's plenty of duplicate things," she said
quietly.  Colin repeated the information to his friends, none of whom had
taken a drink, although they all wondered if Brooks should have as he got
rejected a lot.  But technically `dumped' meant having had a girlfriend,
and so far, he hadn't.

The next person was a guy and said, "never have I ever...slept naked at a
sleepover."

He got a few congratulations from friends for the idea, as seven people
knelt up including Colin, Dylan and a reluctant Brooks.  They drank and
drew cards.  Colin's read `stand and remove your pants to show everyone
your underwear until your next card.'  He almost breathed sigh of relief as
he did it quickly.  Brooks got `run your fingers through the hair of the
person immediately across from you and seductively tell them you love
them'.  A lot of cheering went up for that one, and Brooks was happy to see
it was a girl directly across from him.  He crawled over to her and
completed the task before returning to his position.  Dylan got the task of
having the person to his right draw a moustache on him.  He had Colin take
a picture of him so he could see himself.

"I might keep this," he grinned as he looked at the curled `stache on his
lip.

The game progressed with everything from `never have I ever...' gone
commando; dated a friend's ex; got caught watching porn; showered with a
friend; snuck into the opposite sex's locker room.  The cards began to
equally ramp up to having people swapping clothing; showing off tattoos or
piercings; as well as lots of kissing and fondling of parts over the
clothes.  The first kiss that got everyone cheering and making noise was
when Paul, Emerson's friend, had to kiss one of the football players for 10
seconds.  Neither opened their mouths, but it was enough to get the game
under way in force.

Later rounds became more difficult as the announcements were much more
sexual such as `never have I ever...' got caught masturbating; got caught
having sex; ran naked in public; had sex on the first date; woke up naked
next to someone that you didn't know; and done it more than twice in one
day.  Coin and Dylan were pretty much up on their knees the entire time and
so drunk they could barely stay upright.  Each card also became much more
difficult.

Brooks card read `strip and let each person touch you between the legs
before you sit down.'  He did it boldly despite feeling like the entire
world was now looking at him naked.  He wasn't the first one to get out of
his clothes by this point, but it was the first time he'd had to show more
than his chest or underwear. Other actions said things like: stay naked
until your next card; kiss the nipples of the person to your left; hug
someone while naked; dry humping; touch genitals to someone's face, and
more.

A green card appeared on the pile and Madison made an announcement.  "Okay
guys, this is where it gets interesting.  If you're not in the game, you
have to leave," she said first, as so far others had been allowed to watch
even if they weren't participating.  Once they left she locked the door.
"All the cards from this point involve sex of some sort.  Lube is available
if you need it, and any guy getting a card where you have to fuck a girl,
you must use a condom, unless the girl says you don't have to, but that's
between you.  Other than that, there are no rules."  She lowered the
lighting, and the game resumed.

Dylan was the first to pick one of the `sex cards' and he paused to read it
to himself before speaking.

"Shit," he mumbled as he looked a Colin kneeling next to him.

"What's it say?"  He asked.  Dylan showed it to him as others began
demanding he read it out loud as required.

"Remove the underwear of the person two to your left and lick their
genitals for 10 seconds.  Show lots of tongue action."

The entire group looked at who was kneeling up two to Dylan's left.  It was
Alexa.  "I have to lick pussy?"  He asked almost feeling nauseated by the
idea.  Most of the guys were cheering him on.

Colin just grinned and patted him on the back as he leaned in and
whispered.  "You did say you were going to make Darlene a lesbian.  This'll
be good practice.  It won't be that bad.  Trust me.  But you are so
brushing your teeth before you kiss me after that."  The group watched
Dylan stagger forward, removed Alexa's panties and licked her pussy for the
required 10 seconds.  Once he was done, he insisted they had deliberately
counted extra slow.

Colin got off easier with his turn as he had to stand naked with another
naked boy, while they hugged tight and made out for one full minute, making
sure their dicks touched and they French kissed.  Despite the straight boy
complaining about it once they were done, both guys were hard.  The
straight boy took a large drink of water as if to wash the taste out, while
his friend made fun of him for boning up.  Everyone got a chance to be
embarrassed one way or another and it wasn't until Brooks ended up having
to kiss the tip of a penis that Dylan felt Colin's fingernails dig into
him.

"I shoulda got that one," Colin whispered to Brooks when he sat back down.
Each time someone got a sex task, the card insisted they remain naked until
the end of the game.  One girl got a card to put a condom on every guy with
an erection.  By now, the majority of the boys had erections and the girls
were loving it.  Most did their best to hide them, but a few showed off
proudly.  Other cards had instructions such as sit on the face of the
person to your left; 69 with a member of the opposite sex; pick four people
to suck on your nipples.  The guys were disappointed when it was another
guy that got that card.

"Never have I ever got caught fucking my girlfriend by my friend," one guy
said during his turn.  They had agreed early on, that genders would be
neutral, which meant Colin had to kneel.

Dylan asked for clarification. "Umm, caught doing the fucking, or being
fucked?"

"Doing the fucking," the straight boy replied as if there were actually a
different option.  Dylan sat this one out, but Colin was the only one who
had knelt up, so an explanation was required.

"I got caught fucking Dylan in my bedroom," he said.

"By who?"  One guy asked to get additional details.

Colin paused and then decided that most wouldn't know who he was talking
about anyway.  "My friend Austin," he admitted.

"No wonder Austin needs a shrink now," Preston laughed.

Colin picked a card and almost groaned.  It required a partner and since he
was the only one kneeling up the rules stated that he had to roll two dice
and count off that number to his right, and that person would join in the
task.  Because it was two dice, that eliminated any possibility that it
would be his boyfriend, seated one to his right.  He read the card which
simply said `Fuck for two minutes.'  He rolled and end up rolling a nine
which put his task partner as Claire.  They moved to the center of the room
after Colin grabbed a condom.

"I'd like to use my swap card," Kylan grinned holding up the one he'd been
saving since earlier in the game.  It said `swap any person during a task.'

"Okay, who would you like to swap?"  Madison asked.

"I swap Claire for myself," he grinned.  His boyfriend fist bumped him, and
other guys acted like they were disappointed that they weren't going to get
to see a girl getting it.

Surprisingly, Claire also looked disappointed as it appeared she was eager
to have Colin fuck her.  Kylan moved to the center and took her place.
"Hey," he grinned.  "You'll probably need the lube," he suggested as he
turned to show his ass to Colin.

"I'd like to use my swap card too," said another boy who had picked the
same card, also earlier. "I swap Colin for the big dicked guy next to him."
Everyone looked at Dylan with his 8 inches standing up for the entire room
to see.  He hadn't been hiding it between his legs like most guys.

Colin patted Kylan on the ass with a smile and returned to the circle.
Dylan moved up behind Kylan who turned to look at him.  "Just go slow."

"He's gonna shred your pussy, babe," Brian said teasing his boyfriend but
moving so he could watch.  As soon as Dylan began to enter him, some of the
straight boys groaned with sympathy pains as if they could feel the big
cock fucking them.  You could see they didn't want to watch, but it was
something they also couldn't turn away from.  Dylan fucked him deep for the
full two minutes and by the time they were done, both were so horny that
they didn't want to stop.  Kylan was dripping pre-cum on the floor that he
had to wipe up, and Dylan knew that if they went for another 30 seconds,
he'd be cumming in him, but they had to stop and return to the circle.

"This is the last card," Madison announced.  "Then the game is over.  We'll
turn the lights off after this and you can stay or return to the party
upstairs.  From this point on, all parts of the house are clothing
optional. `Never have I ever...' looked at a dating website," she said
grinning.

Almost everyone knelt and took a drink, which is why Madison chose that
specific one.  With games and parties like hers, she didn't need dating
websites.  She pulled up the card and read it.  "Everyone moves to the
middle of the circle for a group make out session for two minutes.
Anything goes."

Everyone crushed forward.  Hands and legs were everywhere as they did
anything they could to whoever was closest.  At the end of the two minutes
it was like trying to separate wild animals during a feeding frenzy.

"Game is over.  Kill the lights," Madison announced as someone turned them
off quickly, leaving only the small glow of a couple wall plug night
lights.  Only a couple people made their way to the door to leave, while
the others continued to give in to their hormones.  Colin quickly found
himself on his back with a girl riding him and another kissing him.  He
could hear the moans and groans of the sex ramping up around him, and
desperately waited for his eyes to adjust so he could see it all better.
Dylan meanwhile had gone from guy to guy sucking them off, trying to get to
every dick he could, straight or not.  Grayson had been inserted into a
girl missionary style and lasted less than 30 seconds before he'd cum.
Brooks was acting like an octopus, trying to grab as much as he could
before the party came to an end.  He attacked boobs with more interest than
a newborn.  Preston was happily fucking a girl doggy style and moaning as
someone else fondled his balls between his legs.  He might not have been as
happy if he'd known those hands belonged to Brian, Kylan's boyfriend, but
in the dark it didn't matter.

Colin had moved on and found himself on top of another girl with his penis
inside her while they kissed.  He felt his ass cheeks being pulled apart as
someone rimmed him deeply.  He moaned and tried to hold back from cumming
as he was having way too much fun for this to end.  The familiar sensation
of a cold liquid touched his hole followed by a finger entering him.  It
was quickly replaced by a thick penis that he had to concentrate on
accepting.  The guy fucked hard, fast and deep, slamming Colin into the
girl he was with.  He tried to turn his head to see who was on top of him,
but was being held in place to kiss the girl.  He felt the guy inside him
shudder and shoot his load before pulling out, slapping him on one of the
cheeks.  His ass was stinging like crazy from the rough fuck, and he slowly
pulled out of the girl, removing the condom.  He'd never been so drunk and
stoned, but was determined to keep going.  At one point he was on all fours
as someone was underneath sucking him off when he found himself almost face
to face with Grayson who was lying on his back.  They looked at each other
in the dimly lit room and someone pushed Colin's head over top of his
friend.  They stared at each other for a couple seconds before Grayson
closed his eyes slowly.  Colin moved down and they began kissing, and
didn't stop until one of them had finished being blown.  Then they parted
and moved on to other things. Colin saw a very trashed Preston in the
middle of a pile of bodies looking like he was getting in a year's worth of
sex before returning to the `no sex before marriage' girlfriend.  Kylan
came up and put his arm around Colin's shoulders.

"Having fun?"

"I think so, although I'm pretty drunk and stoned so I don't think I'm
remembering everything."

"That happens.  You been over and jizzed the jock yet?"

"No.  What's that mean?"

Kylan laughed.  "It's kind of a tradition at these parties, although no one
talks about it afterward.  First jock to pass out at any party, if they're
not already naked, gets stripped and humiliated.  Someone usually fucks
him, and as many guys as possible cum all over him.  When he wakes up, he
finds himself lying out all crusty wondering what the hell happened.  Right
now, one of the basketball jocks is getting it over on the couch."  Kylan
led Colin through the dark room to the couch where he saw the jock sprawled
out on the couch with Emerson lying behind him.  He had one leg up over his
so that everyone could clearly see that he had his large nine inches deep
into the jock's ass. The guy was completely passed out and already had cum
in his hair, on his face, and all over his chest and stomach.

Emerson gave the guys a thumbs up as he was cheered on.  "You wanna see me
blast all over his cock, or up his ass?"  He asked eventually.  The
overwhelming response was to unload in his ass as others shot their load
all over the jock's crotch. One guy pried the jock's lips apart so someone
could cum between them, and then complained when his friend shot his load
not only all over the jock's teeth, but over his hands holding the lips
open.  Others laughed.

"You wanna blow your load on him as well?"  Kylan asked.

"No not yet.  If I cum I'd probably fall asleep and wouldn't want to end up
like that guy," Colin grinned.

"Good point.  But stay horny.  I wanna play with you later," Kylan grinned
leaning in to kiss Colin before letting him move off.

It wasn't much longer before Colin felt himself partially falling asleep.
His legs were pushed open and someone went down on him.  He opened his eyes
and saw a blurry vision of Kylan next to him grinning.  "Oh, hey."

"You look like you're ready to pass out.  I wanna fuck you before you do,"
Kylan said putting his arm around Colin and pulling him against his body.
"At least I got to finish the one I started with your boyfriend.  That is
one horny dude!"

"I just need sleep," Colin mumbled.

"I think what you need is some water and fresh air.  Let's go take a dip in
the pool.  That should help you a little."

"Yeah.  That's should help me a little," Colin parroted as he was helped
up.  Kylan guided him upstairs trying to prevent him stumbling everywhere.
Most of the people upstairs weren't completely naked, except for a few
around the pool, but all had significantly less clothing than earlier.
Kylan got Colin a bottle of water and made him drink it before helping him
into the shallow end of the pool.

"Does that feel better?"

"Feels cold," Colin complained.  He felt like his head and his body were
occupying very different spaces right now and it was as if he could see
himself in the pool, while the rest of the world was out of focus.  He hung
onto the edge of the pool for support.

"It'll help sober you up a little," Kylan grinned as he pressed up behind
the younger boy.

"I'm never getting stoned or drunk again," Colin announced.

"Isn't that the truth.  Until we sober up and go to another party."  Kylan
agreed as he took hold of his cock and gently slid it into Colin and began
fucking him.  Colin was so relaxed he almost didn't notice, but loved the
feeling of Kylan's hands exploring his body.  He felt the older boy lean
forward and kiss his shoulders.  "Are you enjoying this?"

Colin nodded.  "Mmmhmmm!" he moaned.  "I like it a lot.  I like parties,"
he admitted.

"Me too," Kylan agreed.

Brian strolled up and sat down on the pool deck next to them and leaned
forward to slide his hand down Colin's back until he felt his boyfriend's
cock moving in and out of the younger boys' ass.  "Nice.  Hey Colin.  I was
wondering if you would be okay if I took Dylan back to my place tonight.
He's wants to meet some of my other friends, and there's a few people I
know will want to ride that big dick of his.  He said it's okay with him if
it's okay with you."

"It's okay with me," Colin replied, not completely understanding the whole
conversation, but figured if Dylan was fine, so was he.  "Great.  Thanks
buddy.  I'll make sure he gets home in the morning.  Cover for him will
ya?"  He took off.

Kylan finished fucking Colin and helped him out of the pool and dried him
off.  "That ass was worth waiting for, you're one hot little dude!"  They
returned downstairs so they could find their clothes.  The orgy was still
going, but Colin was well beyond the point of participating.  Kylan on the
other hand jumped right back in, after ensuring Colin had his clothes on
properly. At one point, Colin was almost sure that he saw Dylan fucking
Grayson, but he couldn't be sure in his current state.  He stood up and
stumbled upstairs.  He'd had enough and looked around for his friends, but
didn't see them, so he got on his bike to attempt the ride home.  After
falling a couple times en-route, he dumped the bike in the woods and began
walking.  He got too hot so he stopped and took off his clothes, in favour
of walking home naked.

"Did you hear that?"  Ethan said sitting up suddenly and looking at the
clock by the bed.

"What?"  Margaret said as she awoke slowly to sit partially up.

"There's a noise downstairs, like a loud thud.  Wait here," he said as he
went to the closet and grabbed his gun.  He quietly snuck down the back
stairs stealthily making his way to the front of the house.  He heard the
noise again and took a firmer grip on the gun.  He saw someone moving
towards the main stairs in the lobby.  He flipped on the lights.  "Freeze!
Or you're getting shot!!"  He yelled.

"Hi Dad!"  Came the slurred voice of his youngest son.  Carter meanwhile
had raced down the main stairs as he heard his father.

"What the fuck?"  he howled with laughter.  Colin was stark naked, covered
in thick black oil from head to toe, dripping all over the entry floor.
The only thing you could make out was his bright white teeth as he smiled
at them and gave a small wave.

"Out!  Out into the yard!"  Ethan barked at his son, turning on the outside
lights.  "What the hell is going on Colin?  Are you drunk?"

"Really Dad?  That's your question?"  Carter howled barely able to contain
himself.  Margaret had joined them and looked at her son.  She shook her
head.  "This one's all yours!"  She said, not asking anything further and
going back up to bed.

They made Colin march out to the lawn so he could continue dripping oil
like a busted tanker.  Carter followed the footprints back to the garage
where he turned on the light and almost couldn't believe what he saw.  The
whole floor was covered in thick black oil, with only Colin's footprints
leading from it.  It was the perfect crime scene.  "Dad, you should take a
look at this."

"You stay put!"  Ethan barked at his son.

"I'll stay put!" Colin repeated nodding his head as if to emphasize the
instruction.

"Son of a bitch.  That's gonna take some serious cleanup.  Mark is going to
be furious.  He just got that drum of oil delivered yesterday," Ethan said
loudly before walking back to Colin with Carter following.

"Would you like to explain to me what happened?"  He snapped at his son
still standing on the lawn completely naked except for a thick layer of
oil.

"No, not really thanks," he said politely as he slurred his words.

"Let me rephrase it before you are grounded until your social security
kicks in.  What the hell happened here?"

"Ummm, I tripped over a barrel in the garage?" he said, more as a question
than a statement.  Meanwhile Carter had run inside to get his camera to get
pictures.  This was gonna make a way better story than him crashing into a
fire hydrant.

"I can see that.  Why were you in the garage in the middle of the night?"

"I forgot my key?  So I went to get the one in the garage."

"And how did you get into the garage if you didn't have a key?"

I went in the window up there and stepped on the barrel on the other side.
It fell over and I landed on the ground.  I kinda slipped in the oil when
it spilled."

"And I have to ask...Why are you naked?"

"`Cause I don't have my clothes," he replied.

"He's got you there, Dad," Carter laughed, returning with his camera
snapping pictures from all angles of his environmentally unfriendly
brother.

"Where are your clothes?"

"Ummm, at the party maybe?"  He asked hoping it was the right answer.

"The party where you got drunk?"

"And stoned.  I'm not an alcholicist ya know!"

"Oh, this just gets better and better.  So, you walked home naked?"

"No.  I rode my bike."

"Where is your bike?"  Ethan asked looking around not seeing it.

"Out there, where I fell off it," he answered.

"Which would be?"  It was like interrogating at an insane asylum.

"Near a road and some trees."

"And you walked from there?"

"Mostly.  I had to stop and puke a few times first though.  I had a nap too
so I wouldn't be as tired when I got home."

"Do you know what time it is young man?"

"Time to go to bed?"  he asked.

"It's 3 in the morning.  I can't even count how many things are wrong here
and how much trouble you're in.  Was your boyfriend there?"

"In the garage?"  He asked trying to clarify the whole conversation.

"At the party?"

"Yes.  But he went home with some guys that liked him.

"Whose party was it?"

"A girl from school.  Emerson invited us."

"Who's Emerson?  Did he give you the drugs and alcohol?"

"He's my friend.  No, he didn't give them to me.  I bought the weed joints
from him, and Preston brought the alcohol."

"And where is Preston?  Who else went?"

"Oh, everyone.  Like all my friends too.  Preston, Dylan, Grayson, Martin,
Brooks.  Like the whole school.  It's an end of school party.  It even had
an orgy!  Parties are fun, Dad!"

Carter looked at his Dad.  "It's like he doesn't even know that the more he
talks the more trouble he's in.  Boy can't lie to save himself."

"Probably a good thing.  We find out the truth this way."

Colin nodded and fell over.  "Good idea. I'm gonna lie...lie right here for
a bit, `k?"

"Is this Emerson boy older than you?"

"Yep.  He's a senior.  So is Madison.  It was her party.  Emerson is fun
though.  He has a really big penis and I saw him put it in a jock who was
passed out and everything!"

"Oh, this just gets so much better," Ethan said sarcastically.  "This is
why they created the fifth amendment Colin.  Now might be a good time to
invoke it."

Colin giggled as he hiccupped.  "It was a fun party.  Can I sleep now?"

"Carter, get the hose, and the scrub brush from the shed.  He's not going
back in the house like this.  When you sober up in the morning young man,
you're going to spend as long as it takes cleaning this mess up.  I
seriously suggest you don't make plans until you're at least 20.  Then,
when this entire place is so clean I can see my reflection on the ground,
we'll discuss your punishment.  As for future parties, don't plan on
leaving the house after curfew again.  Is any of this sinking in?"

"I think the oil is.  I can kinda taste it."

Carter was laughing so hard that he almost couldn't stand upright.  Ethan
went over to his older son.  "You know that this isn't funny right?"

"Really?  Have you seen it through my eyes?  He's covered in oil, naked in
the yard in the middle of the night, drunk and stoned, not comprehending
that any of this is wrong.  This is kinda a text book version of funny."

Ethan smiled.  "I'm sure it will be when we look back on it, but right now
we have to get your brother cleaned up and to bed so he can sober up."

"Are you sure we can't leave him in the yard until morning so I can take
better pictures?"

They worked for the next hour on scrubbing the majority of the oil of him
as Colin complained that the water was cold and the brush hurt.  Eventually
Ethan declared that he was clean enough.  "Carter would you mind taking him
up to his room and putting him in the shower.  You mother wouldn't
appreciate him leaving oil all over the sheets."

"I got him."

Carter helped Colin past the mess in the lobby and up to his bedroom where
he guided his kid brother into the large shower and turned on the jets.
"That's more warmer!"  Colin said leaning against the wall as Carter
stripped and got in with him to continue scrubbing the rest of the oil off
with soap and water.  The hardest to get out was the mess in his hair, but
that was only made more complicated trying to keep Colin from falling over.
Several times he held his brother against him as he scrubbed his body.

"Dude...let go of my dick," Carter told him at one point.

"It's like a handle," Colin giggled and then hiccupped again.

"Well, let go of it.  Trust me it's not a handle."

"Wanna blowjob me?"  Colin asked as he looked down at his brother's penis.

"No.  It's bad enough I have to wash your dick and balls for you."

"Okay.  But I'd like it."

"No, you little weirdo.  We're brothers, not boyfriends.  Just stand still
while we finish up.  Then you should drink a large glass of water and sleep
this off.  Tomorrow you're gonna be one unhappy dude."

"I'm already unhappy dude.  I have a boner and you won't suck it."

"And never will."

He finally put Colin to bed and went to get the rest of his sleep.  In the
morning, as he went downstairs, he shook his head at the mess, and before
heading to the kitchen, he took a look outside.  "Shit, he's never gonna
get that cleaned up," Carter said to himself before heading to breakfast.
His Dad was sitting at the table with his coffee and the morning paper.

"`Morning Carter.  Thanks for your help last night."

"No problem.  It was worth it just to see the look of him."

"How long did it take you in the shower when you got him up there?"

"45 minutes maybe.  It was a hell of a lot easier with warm water and soap
though.  Keeping him upright was a whole other challenge, although he's
gonna be scrubbing oil out of cracks for weeks.  Still the funniest thing
I've ever seen."

It was early afternoon before Colin resurfaced and stumbled downstairs only
partially aware of the disaster he caused.  He stopped dead on the steps
when he saw the entrance lobby.  He looked down the hall to make sure the
coast was clear and then tiptoed outside and groaned when he saw all the
oil.  He followed his own footsteps into the garage and almost wanted to
run and join the military to get away.

"Nice, isn't it?"  His father's booming voice came from behind, startling
him.

"No sir.  I'm sorry." He said jumping slightly, not sure what else to say.

"Oh, you aren't yet, but you will be.  I've told the staff not to clean
this up.  This is all you, and you don't leave the property until every bit
of this mess is cleaned up and I've inspected it.  Have your breakfast and
you'll have 30 minutes to go find your bike and clothes get back here with
them.  After that you'll be doing nothing else, except meals and sleep,
until I'm satisfied.  There are always consequences for actions, and this
yours.  After that I'll decide your punishment.  Drinking, drugs, partying,
out after curfew, and an orgy...not to mention this mess.  We raised you
better than that!  Don't expect to see daylight for a long time."

Colin ran off to have a fast breakfast and retraced his steps to locate his
clothes and bike within the time allotted.  When he got home, he found only
Carter at home, along with the oil having been soaked heavily in kitty
litter.  The chauffeur, Mark, had also picked up engine degreaser, brushes,
rubber gloves and an enzyme to help break down the oil when most of it was
up.  A lot of the thick oil on the floor of the garage had been scooped up
before the kitty litter had been dumped on it.

"Thanks Mark!"  Colin said as he found him near one if the cars.

"Carter showed me the pictures from last night.  You had quite the night,
huh?"

"I wish I could remember it."

"We've all had those kinds of nights.  Although I'd say you might have
rolled several of them into one.  Listen, your Dad was insistent that we
not help you clean up, so as far as he knows, all I did was to buy you what
you needed and provide instructions."

"Got it.  Thanks Mark.  This is gonna take forever isn't it?"

"Actually I had a look at all of it, and the hardest part will be the
concrete on the driveway.  The house will take the least time, and we're
lucky that the garage floor is painted, so it'll clean easily.  Something
to remember for the future when you have your own house.  Coat the concrete
with proper floor paint and almost anything will just wipe off."

"I better get to work, or I'm gonna be at this until I'm married."

"Oh, no fear of that.  You won't be able to meet anyone to marry until
you're done," he laughed.

"Not funny, Mark!"

He took off and got to work in the house, realizing quickly that oil
doesn't just wipe up with a paper towel, and found he needed a toothbrush
to get into the small cracks.

"Colin, Dylan is here to see you," George announced as Dylan walked in.

"Hey dude!  What're you up to?  You haven't been answering my texts or
emails all day.  Why are you cleaning the floor?  Is it the maid's day off
or something?"  He joked.

"No, I got caught coming home after curfew last night, and I was still
stoned and drunk."  He revealed.

"Got busted huh?  Want some help?"

"You don't have to."

"It's all good.  I'd rather be doing this with you than doing something
else without you," he replied as he got down to work.  "That was the best
party ever!  If that's how it is as a senior, I can't wait to be one.  I
had no idea it was that easy to have sex with straight boys when they're
wasted.  I think I did everyone of them."

"I saw.  I'm pretty sure you even did some of our friends."

"I might have," Dylan grinned.  "Okay, I definitely did.  I especially did
Preston and made sure he knew it was me.  I blew him and then rode his
cock.  It's a decent size, but I figured if he liked it, I could be a
stand-in for his girlfriend when he needed it...You know, like Brooks
suggested."

"Slut," Colin laughed.  "Speaking of that, how was the after party at
Brian's?"

"I had a wicked time.  You shoulda been there.  Brian said I was the best
cum dumpster they've ever had, and his friends all want to hangout again as
they said I had both an amazing cock and ass."

"Sounds wild.  I was way too fucked up to have gone anyway.  Although maybe
I should have and only got into trouble for not coming home," Colin said as
he leaned over to kiss him.

"You totally should have come with.  We gotta have our own parties like
that when we start our club.  I've been getting lots of cool ideas so we
have to get it started, but only for horny boys."

"And you'd be president and CEO?"  Colin joked.

"Nah.  I'd be R&D.  Product tester," he giggled.  They worked for a bit
before Carter strolled by.

"Hey Dylan.  Helping out the jailbird?  Did he tell you what happened last
night?"

"Yeah.  Got busted coming home after the party."

Carter laughed. "Has he shown you the pictures of how we found him yet?"

"No.  Was he covered in puke or something?

"He wishes.  Hang on I'll go get them," he said almost too eagerly as he
ran to get his camera and returned.  The two guys sat on the stairs looking
at the pictures as Colin just kept working.

Dylan almost fell off the stairs laughing.  "Dude, you gotta send those to
me.  You can't even make that shit up.  He's looks like a black guy from
deep in the African jungle.  Did the oil miss any part of you?  Damn, I
almost wish I'd been here."

"Nope.  Feel my hair dude.  It's totally wrecked.  I might have to shave it
all off to get it to grow back properly again."

"Colin just remember, Dad probably won't be happy if he comes home and
finds Dylan here.  I think he wants you to do this on your own," he said as
he stood up to head outside.

"Yeah, I know," he said quietly as the situation was made all to real
again.

The guys finished up in the lobby, checking it carefully before taking a
break.  Carter strolled by the cleaning equipment and looked outside to see
where his brother was.  He shook his head and ran upstairs to Colin's room
and entered.

"Seriously dude?"  He said loudly.  Colin was bent over the end of his bed
being gently fucked.  Dylan jumped and pulled out, turning to look at
Carter as if he'd been caught robbing a bank.  "Dad's gonna be home in
under an hour and you're up here fucking?  You're already in enough
trouble."

"Come on Carter.  Let him finish.  We'll be quick.  I promise.  He's my
boyfriend and I haven't seen him since last night."

"You know what happens if you get caught when you're supposed to be
cleaning... Damn Dylan!  How big is that fucking thing?"  He asked taking a
look at the boyfriend.

"8 inches," he answered as Carter moved closer.

"Looks bigger.  Thick too.  Shit bro, you like something that big in you?"

"Yeah.  Can we keep going?"  Colin asked as he stayed bent over.

"Be quick.  You can consider it a conjugal visit.  It might be your last
one for a while," he said as he stood there.  Dylan was gonna say
something, but Colin reached back and grabbed his cock to pull him back
inside.

Carter watched them fuck and heard Colin moaning.  Both boys were hard, so
he had no doubt they were enjoying it. "Dylan, you're one hot looking dude.
Hell, if I were gay I'd date you.  How can a guy your size have such a
massive cock on the front and a tiny ass on the back?"  He walked up next
to him and took a hold of it.  "That's what I thought.  Firm as hell.  Come
on Dylan, put some energy into it.  Pound my little brother hard and make
him pay for keeping me up most of the night."  He watched for a minute
before he slapped Dylan on the ass and walked to the door.  Dad'll be home
in 30.  Just so you're warned."

He left and the boys finished up, with Dylan leaving before Ethan returned
home.  He took Colin and checked out what he'd been up to.  "Good start
son.  Smart move with the kitty litter.  You might get this done this year
yet.  I spent a good portion of today thinking about an appropriate
punishment for your unbelievable reckless actions last night.  I'll be
honest, I thought you knew better than that.  Drugs and drinking?  And I
still can't figure out why you got rid of your clothes.  The oil?  I chalk
that up to an accident due to your condition.  So, what do I do with you?"

Colin figured he didn't really want him to answer, so he kept quiet and
looked down feeling completely ashamed.

"You already know that I don't just dole out punishments for the sake of
it.  I believe they should match the situation.  So, I'm going to start by
grounding you for the next month.  While you're grounded, you'll work with
the staff around the estate, eight hours a day.  George will be in charge
of it.  With your actions last night, you made extra work for everyone, so
it's only fair you learn what hard work looks like.  They'll be in charge
of you while you're on their schedule."

Colin went cold as his sentence was being handed down.  He half expected
the bailiff to come with the metal shackles to take him away for his walk
to death row any minute, but remained silent as he knew better than to
interrupt.  He was already planning what he wanted for his last meal.

"Against my better judgement, I'll allow you to see your boyfriend for two
hours one day on the weekend, on the property only.  You will also
surrender your phone during your grounding.  Carter will take possession of
it, and if you get any calls or texts that he deems important, he'll pass
them along to you.  Everything else will be ignored.  Next I'm giving you
an account with 10,000 dollars in it.  During the next two months I want
you to work with Carter, when he's available, and learn how invest that
money.  You can keep any profit you make, but this is homework that I
expect you to take seriously.  If you lose the money, you'll have to pay it
back by working additional hours around here on weekends.  Responsibility,
son.  If you want to do adult things then you'll be treated in an adult
world.  Any questions?"

"Only one.  May I let Dylan know of my punishment before you take my phone
away?"  He asked quietly, knowing there would be no point complaining or
negotiating.

"I can agree to that, and then hand it over to Carter.  Your grounding
starts immediately and your work schedule begins tomorrow with you
continuing the oil cleanup."

"Yes, sir," Colin said as he felt the platform being built in the courtyard
for his public execution.

"Dinner is in one hour.  Go get cleaned up."

Colin raced to his room and immediately phoned Dylan to fill him in.  They
both agreed that it totally sucked how harsh the punishment was, but were
somewhat thankful that they were being allowed to see each other on the
weekend, for at least a little while.

A couple of days into the sentence, Carter handed Colin a bag, smirking as
he did it.  Colin pulled out an orange jumpsuit and then threw it back at
Carter. "That's not funny!"

"It's a little funny," Carter laughed as they sat down together so Colin
could learn about investments.  Some he found boring, but mostly he enjoyed
spending time with Carter, at least spending time with him so that he
wasn't doing hard labor on the rock pile.  They technically didn't have a
rock pile, but it seemed that way with all the things he was being given to
do.  He didn't mind the riding lawn mower, but he really hated weeding and
pressure washing.

The next month seemed to drag on forever as Colin served out his sentence,
but he'd managed to get through it and keep his relationship with Dylan
alive, thanks to the two hours on the weekend when he was allowed `out in
the yard' for recreation time.  They'd even cut his access to his computer
so he was truly a prisoner.  He called Dylan's visits conjugal and they
didn't waste a minute of them.

Ethan called Colin into his study after only three weeks and handed him his
phone back to announce that he'd completed the punishment.  They took a
quick look at the investing he'd been doing and Ethan didn't say anything,
except to say that so far he was encouraged, but that he'd see how it was
at the end of summer.

"Alright, I'm guessing you want to get on with your summer?" Ethan remarked
as he stood up.

"Yes, sir!"

"What're you off to do first?"

"Surfing with the guys and then me and Dylan are gonna go do boyfriend
stuff."

"Have fun and just make sure you're home by curfew.  10pm until you've
shown me you have learned your lesson."

"I have.  No more falling in a barrel of oil when I'm stoned or drunk," he
grinned hoping that his joke was received properly.

"Or..."  Ethan said looking at his son with a half grin.

"Ummm...no getting stoned and drunk?"

"That'd be the one.  Not covering yourself in oil is also a good one
though.  Go...before I find a few more chores for you around here."  Colin
hugged his Dad and bolted out of the house so fast, that the Flash would
have stood there wondering what ran by so quickly.

He called Dylan first, followed by Brooks, to announce he had been paroled
with time off for good behavior, agreeing to meet up with both of them.  He
raced over to Dylan's and they almost ripped each others clothes off trying
to make up for lost time.  It was the wildest sex either of them had had
and by the time it was over they were exhausted.  As they caught their
breath, they lay on the bed cuddled up talking to catch up.

"Did you miss me?"  Colin asked batting his eyes.

"Every minute of every day.  I'm just glad your Dad let you off early.  I
dunno if I could have waited another week to see you."

"Knowing you, you probably found lots to keep you busy," Colin teased.

"Yeah, but not like what we have.  Most of the stuff I did was just sex.
It's not like this where we cuddle and make out and talk and stuff.  I
learned a few new things that I can show you later."

"I'm almost scared to ask," Colin beamed as he held Dylan.  "I've missed
you so much and if I had to jerk off by myself just one more time, I think
I might have made a jail break to come find you.  It proved one thing
though.  I really do love you."

"I love you too," Dylan replied as they began kissing and making out again.
After another quick round of sex, they hit the shower together before
riding over to Brooks' house so that everyone could go to the beach for the
afternoon.  At one point while Martin, Brooks, Preston and Dylan were out
waiting for a wave, Grayson sat on the beach with Colin.  "Hey, you
remember the party we went to at Madison's?" Grayson asked.

"Uhhh, you mean the one that got me sentenced to hard labour and where I
just got released today?  Yeah, it's vaguely familiar," Colin said
sarcastically.

"We never got a chance to talk about it.  Did anything happen there that
you didn't like?"

"I dunno," Colin shrugged.  "In case you forgot, I was pretty wasted.  I
mean come on dude, I walked home naked, and got covered in a full barrel of
oil.  The party was pretty much a blur after we started the `never have I
ever' game.  But I'm pretty sure I had the best time of my life!  Why did
you do stuff you didn't like?"

"No...well kinda.  I was super wasted too, but I remember having sex with
lots of girls," he said with a slightly sheepish grin.

"See!  Best time of your life too, huh?  How were they?"  Colin replied as
the fist bumped.

"I just know it happened.  Not really sure how it went.  Next time I'd
actually like to be there," he joked.

"Yeah, I hear ya.  I got tons of sex too, but I don't remember most of it."

"Can I ask you a personal question?  Just between you and me.  Confidential
stuff," Grayson said quietly.

"Always dude.  That's what we do.  Buds and all."

"I'm serious Colin.  I mean just between you and me, until death."

"Until death?  Dude, I've seen you surf.  I dunno if I can keep a secret
for a whole hour," Colin chuckled.

"Fuck you.  Come on Colin.  Promise.  Until death."

"Okay, okay.  Until death," he said as they shook on it, interlinking pinky
fingers to make it official as required by international teenager law.

"Ummm, at the party.  Did we kiss?  I mean like really kiss?"

"I dunno.  I think so.  But then so did lots of people.  I even remember
two football players kissing each other.  No big deal."

"Yeah, I thought so.  I kinda remembered, but I wasn't sure," he said as he
paused and looked out across the ocean before continuing.  "It was okay,
right?"

"Sure.  It's just kissing.  I don't know why guys get hung up about kissing
each other, girls do it all the time.  No big deal, bro.  Don't sweat it,"
Colin assured him.  "Everyone had to do something they'd never done before
at that party."

"I know.  I was just trying to remember it all."

"Those are the best types of parties!  The ones you can barely remember,
but you know they were fun," Colin grinned as if he were the expert on
parties, having just been paroled from his too much partying sentence.

"Yeah, but I keep having these dreams and I wake up with a raging boner and
an itchy ass."

"Maybe you're being abducted by aliens every night and they're butt probing
you.  Aliens like cute white boys for probing ya know.  Don't you read the
Enquirer?"  he teased.

"Shut up.  This is serious.  The only way I can get the itching to stop is
to put lotion on my finger and push it into my ass.  How long do you think
it'll take before the itching stops?"

"Dude.  It's just a sex thing," Colin said trying to be serious and not
crack up with laughter.

"Huh?"

"Okay, remember when we were kids and we didn't know shit about
masturbating?  Our little penises got stiff, but nothing else happened and
eventually they went away."

Yeah?"

"Then we learned to masturbate, and from that point on all we could think
about was rubbing one out to get that relief of blowing a load.  We had our
hands down our pants so much that it was like our penises were magnetic."

"I guess," Grayson admitted.

"Then I learned about blowjobs and that was a hundred times better than
jerking off."

Grayson looked at him.  "Yeah, and...?"

"So now you'd hunt for blowjobs instead of a handjob?  It's because you
learn a new sex thing and your body doesn't want the boring old thing
anymore.  It wants blowjobs.  Then you have sex with girls.  So even though
we were stoned and drunk, your mind, and your penis, KNOW you had real sex
with someone, and it wants more.  That's probably why you're waking up hard
all the time.  Your mind is screaming for more sex."

"I don't get it," Grayson said looking back at Colin.

"Okay, Carter said it's like buying your first shitty car.  You think it's
the greatest because you've never had a car before, but then you get one
with lots more features, until eventually you own a Lambo.  Now you
wouldn't even dream of owning that first shitty car ever again, right?"

"Def," Grayson nodded.  "But you're rich.  You'd never own a shitty car,"
he pointed out.

"You're missing the point.  If you've never had something, you never miss
it, but once you get it, going backward seems boring or dumb.

"Okay, I get all that, but that's not really explaining why my ass is itchy
and I need to use lotion in it."

"Yeah, it kinda does.  Follow my thinking.  I probably could have gone my
whole life without ever knowing about getting fucked.  Like not having
power windows in a car."

"Who doesn't have power windows?"  Grayson asked shaking his head.

"Focus, dude.  Probably most straight boys never play with their asses.
The only thing that ever happens is they poop and occasionally get a
prostate exam, which they find seriously uncomfortable because it's not
sexual.  So the ass is not a play thing."

"Right.  Exactly," Grayson agreed.

"But for those that do play with it, they learn very quickly how much fun
the prostate is.  Dude, not to weird you out, but when I get fucked, I cum
so hard it almost makes me pass out.  It's that intense.  If you had sex at
the party, maybe someone put a finger in you and rubbed your prostate, now
your ass is craving the power windows."

"Huh?"

"Your prostate wants more.  You body KNOWS you had anal stimulation and it
wants to go again.  It figures you are totally sexual now.  Kissing,
masturbating, getting head, fucking chicks, and the last stop on the
trip...anal."

"Are you saying that my ass is always gonna be this itchy?"

"I dunno, dude.  We're the same age.  But I know I want sex more than
anything now that I've had it, and my ass can't wait for it again.  I mean
it still hurts sometimes when I get fucked, but I know I like it and my
prostate is super sensitive.  Maybe you're like that too," he reasoned.

"You mean I'm gay?"

"No, dude.  Not at all.  You might just have a super sensitive prostate
that loves being stimulated."

"How would I find out?"

"I dunno.  Stick things in your ass to see what happens?  Or go to a doctor
and ask?"

"How did you figure it out?"

"Uhhh, I just told you.  Something touches my prostate and I get so hard it
hurts, then I cum so strong that I see stars and almost collapse.  That's
how I know.  Shit, just sitting here talking about it has my ass puckering
up as if it's begging for a good hard fuck right now."

"Oh shit!  You mean I have to get fucked up the ass to get this itching to
stop?"

"I dunno.  Maybe you just need to get a girlfriend and be having sex with
her everyday.  Maybe that'll fix the urges or something, and before you
suggest the next thing on your brain.  No, you're not fucking me everyday
until you find a girlfriend."

"I wasn't even gonna suggest that, homo," Grayson replied quickly pushing
Colin over onto his side.

"Yeah, you were.  You want me in a dark room lying face down with a pillow
over my head, and then you fuck me and pretend I'm some hot chick with a
super tight pussy.  You cum and we pretend it never happened.  Am I right,
or am I right?"

"Fuck off, Worthington.  I do NOT want to fuck you," Grayson said looking
out to the ocean to watch their friends.

Colin laughed.  "Go buy a small dildo or a butt plug or something.  Try
those.  Or just bend over and I'll slide my massive pole into you and we
can see what happens," he teased.

"Oh my god!  Will you shut up?  This is why we can't talk seriously.  I
think my ass is broken and you're making jokes.  Fuck you, dude," He said
as he stood up and raced to the water.

Colin shook his head feeling a bit stupid, but at the same time, he knew
that Grayson would get over it very quickly and probably move on to some
other weird thing in his life soon enough.  He thought back to the party
and wondered when the next one would be, although this time he might not
get so wasted, and he definitely wouldn't be going home naked.  For now
Colin only mumbled under his breath.  "Let's see how itchy your ass is
after a day in salty water."

He headed for the water himself, stopping to talk to Preston for a minute.
"Hey dude!  How's the girlfriend sitch?"

"Good.  I've been going to church every week with her, and her parent's
like me, so I'm living the dream.  We're getting along great."

"The dream without sex, huh?"

"Not until marriage, but that's okay.  We're allowed to kiss and hold
hands, and we keep busy with lots of activities so that helps.  I find
myself doing a lot more surfing.  Cold water helps."

"Isn't that the truth.  I'm lucky I'm gay and don't have to listen to the
Christian crap of sex before marriage sin shit.  Half of them think being
gay is a sin, so they pretty much focus on that and not on the sex I'm
having."

Preston laughed.  "Yeah, I guess there's that."

"It does help that I have a boyfriend who's a bigger slut than I am though.
I never have to wait for anything.  If I have a need, I snap my fingers and
he's there."

Preston stared at Colin and then looked over at Dylan who was just making a
run in on a wave. "I should get out there before I start thinking of Lauren
again.  These shorts don't hide much."

"Then it's a good thing you don't have much to hide," Colin teased as
Preston took off ignoring him.

Dylan finished his set and ran up to Colin leaping around excitedly.  "Did
you see dude?  I did it!  I made it the entire way and carved up that wave
man.  I'm totally hitting the pro circuit next year."

"As what?  The official board waxer?" Colin teased.  "Just kidding.  You
did awesome, babe.  You want a congratulatory kiss?"

"Just a kiss, huh?  Sure, I'll take it, but if I make a barrel run, we're
screwing right here on the beach to celebrate!"

"Come on barrel run!!!" Colin yelled as Dylan leaned in to kiss him.  They
headed back out together.  After surfing, they headed for something to eat,
and the guys were agreeing that it was cool to have Colin back after his
grounding.  Then of course they wanted to know what crazy thing he planned
to do next.  "I'll let you know.  For now I'm keeping a low profile so I
don't lose the rest of the summer."

The guys wrapped up their day, with everyone heading over to Grayson's
place to hang out.

"I just gotta jump in the shower to wash this salt off," Grayson announced
as he stripped off his shorts and wandered to his bathroom.  Dylan shot a
glance at his ass as he walked away, despite having seen it plenty in the
time they'd been friends.  Colin just elbowed him for fun.

"What?  He's got a seriously tappable ass, no offense guys," he said to
Preston and Brooks.  "Straight boy pussy is some of the best you can get.
Present company excluded," he said kissing Colin quickly on the cheek.
They fired up the TV and the video games and were about to start a game
when they heard Grayson.

"Fuck!"  He cried out from across the hall in the bathroom.

"I'll go check on him," Colin offered as he got up and headed to the
bathroom.  "You okay?"  Colin asked wandering in and checking on Grayson in
the shower.

"Dude!  Seriously, something is wrong, man.  My ass feels like when I had a
cast on my arm and couldn't stop scratching.  It's like it's on fire."

Colin tried to be supportive, but couldn't help but chuckle slightly when
he saw that Grayson had the handle of his toothbrush shoved up his ass.
"Uh, I hope you're not brushing your teeth with that afterward."

"It's the handle!  Dude, I'm not kidding.  Make it stop or I'm gonna go
fucking postal," Grayson begged.  "It's been three weeks of this."

"Want me to take a look or something?"  Colin offered.

"I don't care.  Just make it stop.  You're the one who knows about getting
fucked, so do something!!"

"Fine.  Can you maybe take the toothbrush out first?"  Colin suggested as
he got closer and had Grayson turn his ass towards him.  The toothbrush was
removed and Grayson put his head against the wall resting it on his hands
as he pushed his ass out towards his friend.  Colin got down and gently
pulled the ass cheeks apart to reveal a very red hole.

"It's kinda red.  Maybe it's just irritated."

"I'm the one who's irritated," Grayson replied quickly.  "Is my ass damaged
or something?"

"No, just red.  You've probably not been helping by shoving things up there
constantly.  From the look of the toothbrush, you forgot lube so that would
make it way worse.  Do you have any Polysporin or anything?"

"In the drawer," he answered.  Colin rushed to get it and returned.

"I'll just put some on your ass and see if that helps," he suggested,
squeezing some onto his finger to rub it around the red hole.

"Any better?"

"No.  The itching is like it's way inside me.  Would that stuff be okay to
put in me?"

Colin was going ask for the toothbrush to be able to lubricate Grayson's
ass with the antibiotic, but he shrugged to himself and squeezed more onto
his finger tip and pushed slowly inside and rubbed it around, `causing
himself to get an erection as he did it.  Grayson's ass felt smooth,
velvety and tight.  He rolled his finger around, causing his friend to moan
as he coated the entire wall with the soothing cream.  "Is that helping?"

"Yeah.  God, yeah.  I'm going god damn crazy with the itching.  Can you put
more in?"

Colin pulled his finger out and squeezed additional ointment out and pushed
back in, eliciting yet another moan.  He went in as far as he could go
making a bee-line for his friend's prostate.  As soon as he hit it, Grayson
cried out.

"Oh shit.  Yeah.  There.  Put stuff there.  That feels better," he panted
almost wiggling his ass around to get the finger where he wanted it.  Colin
smiled to himself and used his other fingers to reach between Grayson's leg
and grab hold of his balls.  "What are you doing?"  Grayson asked as he
felt his nuts being tugged on.

"Getting a better grip so I can push in further.  I think it should help,"
he said glancing around to see that Grayson was fully erect.  He didn't ask
for permission as he used his other hand to reach for the hardon and stroke
it as he finger fucked his buddy.  Grayson moaned and squirmed, commenting
that whatever Colin was doing was helping the itching and to keep doing it.
While Colin believed that the itching might be better, he also believed
that Grayson was fully aware of what they were doing.  In just seconds, the
straight boy shot his load all over the shower floor, and grunted hard as
the relief washed over him.  Colin let go of the spent cock and slowly
removed his finger.  "Better now?"

"Yeah.  I think that ointment will make a difference.  Thanks dude.  Just
between you and me, right?"  He reminded him.

"Of course.  Bro code, buddy.  Next time you get itchy, just rub more of
this around in there and hopefully it'll get better soon.  Looks like you
might just have been making your ass itchy by pushing things in without
lube.  Put lotion or something in first.  Hopefully the itch goes away
soon."

"Thanks for helping.  I should finish my shower now."

"Any time.  If you need my help again, just ask." Colin remarked as he
washed his hands.  Grayson didn't reply, but felt himself blushing under
the shower.

"Everything alright?" Dylan asked as Colin returned to the bedroom.

"Yeah.  Too much salt in the wound as they say.  I sometimes wish the ocean
was fresh water," Colin said making small talk until Grayson returned and
they played video games for a while, with neither of them saying anything
about what just happened.

Dylan spent the night at Colin's for the first time since in a month and
the boys wasted no time getting down to what they did best for several
hours.  As Colin slid into Dylan and began to fuck him after they'd worn
their lips out kissing and giving each other head, Dylan shot forward
slightly.  "Ow!"

"Sorry.  Did I hurt you?"  Colin apologized slowing down.

"No, but your dick went in deep.  Just surprised me a bit that's all.  It
feels bigger."

"Maybe it is.  I haven't measured in a while."

They stopped what they were doing and both stood up to look at each other.
"Dude, I think you're taller too," Dylan remarked as they moved to the wall
so he could measure him.  First, he took his height.  "5 foot 10.  That's
like two extra inches.  Dylan was still holding at 5'7" and 125lbs.  Colin
was up to 140lbs.  Then they measured penises.  Colin beamed when Dylan
announced that his boyfriend was now 7½ inches and slightly thicker than
since the last time they checked.  Dylan was still the same 8 inches.

"Seven and a half!  Woo hoo!  I'm almost up to your size dude.  Another
year and I'll be at 9."

"I knew it felt bigger," Dylan grinned as he dropped to suck on it, leaving
Colin leaning up against the wall.  They finished with a celebratory fuck
with Dylan bouncing hard on his boyfriend's new and improved penis.
"Remember I was telling you some of my ideas for our club?  I thought of
more stuff, like for initiations," Dylan said changing the subject.

"Yeah?  Colin said sitting up excitedly

"Dares!"

"Like truth or dare type stuff?"

"Nah, like only dares, not the truth part, and only dares a real gay guy
would do.  We give everyone some extreme thing to do and see how they
handle it."

"Sounds fun.  Would we do them as well or just people we want as members?"

"We should all do them.  Maybe like a monthly thing and everyone throws in
a dare once they've done one."

"I can already see that getting pretty crazy.  We give a guy or couple guys
a dare and then they try to get even by making their dare for the next
person even tougher."

"Sounds good.  We'll put that down and sort shit out later.  This is gonna
be one epic club.  We just gotta find more guys for it."  They both agreed
to work on it and get it going as soon as they could.

Just before summer vacation came to an end, Ethan once again called Colin
into his study to review the accounting of the money he'd been given to
invest.  Colin grinned from ear to ear as his Dad quietly studied the
investment portfolio that he and Carter had worked on.  Colin had actually
found that part of his punishment really fun as he got to work closely with
Carter when he was home, and enjoyed seeing how money worked, or didn't
work, as the case may be.  Ethan closed the laptop and looked at Colin.

"Did you take Carter's advice on all of these, or try things for yourself?"
He asked cautiously.

"Kinda fifty fifty.  I chose some stuff and Carter advised me on others,
but said it was my choice whether to invest or not.  Sometimes I did and
sometimes I didn't."

"Well, I gotta say I actually never expected this kind of result.  You seem
to have a knack for investing.  You realize you've turned $10,000 into
$14,000 in just a couple months?"

"Yes, sir," he grinned.  They went through the ups and downs of the
investing as Colin excitedly told his Dad the reasoning behind some of the
things.  He'd focused a lot on mobile phone technology and bought shares in
Apple who made Mac computers.

"Why that company?"  Ethan asked.

`Cause I like their computers.  I think it's gonna be cool."  Colin said
grinning.  "We bought the shares at $5.22, and now they're worth $6.23.  It
went up a whole dollar in a month.  I made a thousand dollars and Carter
made ten thousand."

"Just be careful with fad companies like that Colin.  They have a tendency
to rise fast and then the bubble bursts.  Keep an eye on it and bail out at
the first sign of trouble.  But overall, I think you boys did well.  What
are you going to do with the $4,000 profit you made?"

Colin shrugged.  "I already bought more shares in Apple and Ebay."

"Ebay?  The company that sells people's junk online?"

"Yeah, but they bought Paypal so people can shop easier.  It already went
up $3 a share.  We didn't get as much of that though.  Carter also bought
some Netflix shares and got me some too.  He thought people would like
getting as many movies as they wanted for one price.  They send them in the
mail, and then you send them back."

"I can see the other two as computers are improving all the time, and
garage sales have always been popular, but I think you may have made a
mistake with that one.  Brick and mortar stores son.  Brick and mortar.
People are always going to go to the video store to get what they want.
Why would someone wait for a movie in the mail?  I'd have invested in
Blockbuster.  That's where the real growth in that industry is, especially
with the deals they have with studios like ours.  But overall, I can't
complain.  You boys did well.  Congratulations.  Like I told Carter, don't
be in a hurry to bail out of a share if the prices start to tumble.  That's
how you lose big money.  Look at their cash and assets on hand, to see if
they can weather the storm, and hold on until they recover.  I've had a few
investments in my time that almost collapsed, but by not panicking I
managed to come back even stronger."

"That's what Carter said too.  It's okay.  I don't need to take money out
right now.  At least not until I need something cool like a car."

"Alright, I'll let you keep everything, including the original $10,000.
Keep focused and we'll review it again in a few months as see how you're
doing.  It won't be long until your dealing with some serious money and
this'll be good experience for learning how to handle with it."

"Thanks Dad," Colin beamed as he rushed out and headed over to Dylan's
place.

"School on Tuesday.  Totally sucks dude!  Summer is over," Colin
complained.

"Well we better not waste any of the weekend.  We can surf all day and
screw all night," Dylan beamed.

"And when do we sleep?"

"Uhh...when we're dead...duh!"


Chapter 9 Colin arrived at Dylan's house the next morning overly excited
and they raced to the beach, only to be disappointed that the waves were
flat.

"We can go to the studio if you want.  I'm sure we can find stuff to do
there.  I'll show you around."

"Wicked.  Maybe I can be the next Zac Efron or Brad Pitt."

"I think you'd be a great actor," Colin grinned.  "You act like my
boyfriend all the time."

"That's because I am your boyfriend," he said as they hugged.  They decided
to take the bus instead of calling Mark for a ride as Colin didn't want to
act snobbish in front of Dylan.  He could only imagine how Brooks would
have responded to this.  Not only would he not have been caught dead on the
bus, he would make sure his driver used their Rolls Royce to take him where
they were going.  Colin didn't mind using his bike and occasionally public
transportation, but his Dad was slightly leery about him using the bus.

As they rode through the city, Colin pointed things out to Dylan that he
may not have been aware of before they finally arrived at the studio.  They
jumped off the bus holding hands and ran to the main gate where they went
straight through.

"HEY!  Where do the two of you think you're going?"  A security guard
yelled as he ran out to stop them.

"I'm just showing my boyfriend around the studio," Colin replied as they
stopped to talk to him.

"Oh, you are, are you?  How about you come back to the gate.  Maybe the
Hollywood walk of fame or the Universal Studios tour would be more to your
liking.  We don't offer public tours here."

"I know that.  I'm Colin Worthington," he said putting his hand out for the
guard. "Hang on.  I've got my I.D."  He reached for his wallet and rummaged
through it.  "Shit, my studio I.D. isn't in here.  I must have left it at
home."

"Convenient.  How about you head home and return with it if that's the
case, and there'll be no need for us to detain you and call the police."

"That'll take way too long, but like I said my name is Colin Worthington.
Like the name of the studio."

"EWN?"

"Yeah, Elliot Worthington Entertainment Network," Colin replied.

"Wouldn't that be EWEN?"  The guard said smiling.

"Maybe, but Dad just changed it to EWN.  His name is Ethan Worthington if
you wanna call him.  I think he's in his office today."

"Son, I have a lot to do.  We appreciate your interest in the studio, and
please feel free to check out our movie posters around the outside of the
buildings, but head on your way please."

Dylan just stood there looking nervous and the guard picked up on it.
"What's your name?"

"Dylan.  Dylan Rogers.  I just moved here not too long ago, and Colin
offered to show me around."

"Well, now you've seen how security at a studio works, so maybe some rides
at Universal would be more your speed."

"No, I'm going to take my boyfriend through the studio, but I appreciate
you doing such a good job," Colin said politely as he could as he pulled
out his phone.  "I'm just going to call my Dad so we're not holding you up
from all your security stuff.  I guess you're new here, huh?"

The guard didn't respond as he took a tougher stance with the boys as he
realized they weren't planning on leaving any time soon.  Colin made the
call and when it went to voice mail, he groaned slightly before hanging up.
"Went to voice mail," he told the guard.

"Convenient.  Okay, boys, this is your last warning.  Move along or I'll be
forced to call the police."

"That would definitely be a mistake, and just for the record, I'm not even
in the studio now, I'm on the sidewalk."  He made another call.  "Hi it's
Colin.  Is my Dad there?"

"No, sorry honey, he's in a meeting right now.  Is there anything I can
help you with?"  The executive assistant asked as she recognised his voice.

"Maybe.  I'm at the main gate with Dylan, my new boyfriend.  I was gonna
show him around but security's not letting us in and is threatening to call
the police if we don't leave.  I totally left my I.D. at home.  I'm sorry
for the inconvenience."

"Is it gate one that you're at?" She asked.

"Yes."

"What's the guard's name?"

"I'm not sure.  Hang on.  What's your name?  My Dad's assistant is asking."

"That's really none of your business, but it's officer Hanlin."

"Let me speak to him," she told Colin having heard the conversation.

"She'd like to speak to you," he said handing the phone over.

"Hello?"  He said and then listened.

"I'm sorry, Ma'am but you could be anyone.  These boys aren't cleared to be
on the lot so they aren't getting in."  A few seconds later his phone rang
in the guard station.  He reached through the window and answered it.
"Main gate."

Colin grinned as he nudged Dylan at the look on the guard's face.  He
stared at Colin's cell phone and then at the display on the phone.

"Yes, Ma'am.  I'll let them in right away.  I'll arrange for a security
escort for them...Okay.  No, I understand."

He hung up and handed the phone back to Colin.  "Thanks for the help," he
told her.  "Yeah, sorry.  I normally have it with me.  I must have left it
in my room by accident."

"What'd you leave?"  Dylan asked after Colin hung up.

"My EWN pass.  It basically allows me into everything, but people here know
me, or I've been with my Dad or Carter, so I hardly ever use it.  She
suggested we stop by the Exec offices to get ones before we go tour."

"I apologize Mr. Worthington.  I've arranged a transport vehicle for you,"
Hanlin said.  "I was only doing my job as lots of people try to get on the
lot who aren't authorised."

"No worries.  Thanks for not calling the police."

The golf cart arrived and the driver took them to the Executive offices
where they ran up to his Dad's office to get new passes from his assistant,
who gave him a big hug as if he were a long lost relative.

"You've grown so much since I saw you last, and this is the boyfriend is
it?"

"Yes, Ma'am," Dylan grinned as he held out his hand.  "I'm Dylan."

"Come here," she said giving him a hug as well.  "And none of this Ma'am
stuff.  Call me Judy," she instructed as she handed over the passes.  "Have
fun boys."

They thanked her and ran outside.

"Where to first?"  Dylan asked.

"The production office to see what's filming and where all the activity is
today.  We should grab a golf cart to get there, or we'll spend half the
day just walking."

"Won't we get shit for stealing a cart?  I don't think we'd need that."

Colin laughed.  "You forget.  This is our studio.  It's not stealing if we
own it."

They jumped in a cart and headed to the production office where they got a
much different welcome than at the main gate.  "Colin!  Dude!  Great to see
you again.  Who's this with you?"

"Dylan.  He's my new boyfriend."

"Boyfriend?  Good for you.  I'm proud of you buddy.  Let me guess, you want
to know the best sound stage for the day?"

"Yeah.  What we got that Dylan would get a boner over?"

"I'm not sure anything here is that exciting," the guy laughed, but how
about stage 7?  There's a major motion picture being filmed in there.  It's
a closed set, but you're a Worthington, so nothing is off limits to you, as
you know.  Jesse McCartney and Kate Winslet are on the lot today if you'd
like to meet them.  Studio 5 for Jesse and backlot three for Kate," he said
grinning.

"Wicked.  Kate was in Titanic.  I'll never let go Jack.  I'll never let
go!"  Dylan recited trying to sound like Rose as he went to hug Colin, who
jumped out of the way of the crazy.  "Then she let go.  Chicks, am I right?
As if she couldn't let him on the door with him."

The production office manager laughed.  "You're good at that.  You ever
think of acting?"

"Sure, but I'd need lessons.  Then I could be `king of the world'," he said
holding his arms out to the side.  Hold me Jack!"  He giggled.  Colin
wrapped his arms around him from behind and Dylan leaned forward as if he
were on the bow of the Titanic.  "Now you know that there really was a man
named Jack Dawson, and that he saved me in every way that a person can be
saved...and he took my virginity," Dylan laughed as he turned and kissed
Colin on the cheek.  "I adlibbed that last part."

"I got that," Colin acknowledged.

"You've got a pretty good memory.  That's key to being a great actor, plus
you seem to have natural talent.  Who knows, maybe you'll be in a
blockbuster sooner than you think," the manager said.

"One can only hope.  Now let's go find Jesse McCartney."

"You know the way to studio 5, right?"  the man asked Colin unnecessarily.

"Yep, I got this.  We may stop at the commissary for something to eat first
though, or do they have food on set?"

"There's catering on set."

"Even better.  We're off.  Thanks!  See ya later.  Call me if you get
anything more cool today."

"Will do, guys. Enjoy the studio, Dylan.  Nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you too," Dylan replied as Colin basically pulled him out of
the office and out to the cart.  "You wanna drive?"

"Am I allowed?  I don't have a driver's license or anything."

"Me either.  It's a golf cart, dude."

Dylan jumped into the driver's seat and they took towards stage 5.  Dylan
was grinning wildly as Colin navigated them through the lot.  A few times
Dylan forgot he was the one driving as he checked things out and Colin had
to grab the wheel before he hit something.

As they pulled up at the entrance to the sound stage and parked, Colin
pointed to the red light outside the door.  "We have to wait a few
minutes," he explained.  "When that light is on, we can't enter as they're
filming."

"That's cool.  God, I can't believe you own all this.  I saw so much stuff
just on the drive over here.  What was that big building we passed with all
the stuff in it?"

"That was the prop warehouse.  I think that's the best place on the lot.  I
used to play in there all the time when I was a little kid.  I used to get
into so much trouble as I'd have shit everywhere, and they'd have to put it
all back where it came from so they could find it again, but it was still
awesome.  We can go find some empty sets later and film our own stuff."

"A porno maybe?"

"Probably not," Colin giggled. "There!  The light's off."  The boys jumped
off the cart and headed inside.  Security at the door stood up and
approached them.

"Oh shit!"  Dylan said nervously.

"Hey Colin.  Back again, huh?  Nice to see you buddy," the guy said as he
fist bumped him.

"Hey Chuck.  We're just gonna watch some filming."

"Have fun," he said as he let them pass.

"Why wasn't that guy on the main gate?"  Dylan said letting out a sigh of
relief.  "This is cool!  There's like five different sets."

"Yep.  The patio, living room, bedrooms, boardwalk and the beach."

"Where's the ocean?"  Dylan joked.

"There.  That green wall," Colin said pointing to the big green screen at
the edge of the sand.  They just put the ocean in afterward."

"Why don't they just go to the ocean instead?"

"I asked my Dad that too, but it's easier to control the environment on a
sound stage.  No public or permits to contend with."

Dylan just nodded as he soaked it all in.  He looked at everything from the
massive number of lights to the thousands of cables running everywhere, to
all the people racing around doing things.  He grabbed Colin by the arm.
"Holy shit!  There he is.  That's Jesse.  He's shirtless.  I think I just
came in my pants a little."

Colin laughed.  "Let's get closer."  He walked up to the monitors where
several crew were looking at a playback.  One of the guys turned to see who
was approaching.

"Colin!  Hey, great to see you," the guy said putting his hand out.

"Hey Max.  How's the filming going?"

"We're ahead of schedule, which is always nice.  Just out for the day?"

"Yep.  Showing the boyfriend how the studio works.  Max, this is Dylan.
Dylan, this is the director, Max."

"Nice to meet you sir," he said shaking his hand.

"Nothing that formal here.  Call me Max.  You ever been on a set before?"

"No, not like in a building.  This is my first time.  It's awesome."

"Welcome then.  We're just reviewing a few scenes.  If you want to go onto
the set, go ahead, just don't touch anything please as we're getting it set
for the next scene."

"Thanks, Max," Colin said as they headed to where all the cast and crew
were milling around.  As they approached a younger guy came up to them.
"Hi Colin."

"Hi Chris.  This is Dylan.  Chris is a P.A.," Colin explained.

"P.A.?"

"Stands for personal assistant.  He gets the cast things they need.  Water,
food, etc.  Each person has a different job.  You can see the makeup people
touching up the actors before the cameras roll again.  They there's
wardrobe to make sure everyone is wearing the right things and each item is
correct for continuity."

"What's that mean?"

Chris spoke up to help Colin out.  "Not all scenes are filmed in order.
It's more efficient if we film all the patio scenes at once before
resetting to the beach, or the living room.  So if something happens at the
beginning of the show that changes toward the end of the show, then
wardrobe and makeup have to know that so each scene flows from one to
another seamlessly."

"Not sure I get it," Dylan said trying not to sound stupid.  "Jesse's just
wearing board shorts.  Not much to do there," he grinned.

"You think that.  But at the beginning of the show, he was wearing entirely
different shorts to head surfing.  When he came back, he changed.  So the
first scene on the patio had him in blue shorts and the second scene on the
patio had him in red.  If you get that mixed up, it shows a glaring error
in continuity.  Here's another example.  Last week one of the cast got
injured as part of the episode, a small cut on the elbow.  So our first
shots had him uninjured, then makeup had to come in, add the injury and the
filming proceeded, but when we moved to the living room shots, it would be
shown as prior to him being injured, so makeup had to remove it, and add it
again later."

"That seems really time consuming."

"It can be, but that's up to the producers and director to decide which is
more efficient.  If it's a lot of makeup, it might be easier to move back
and forth between sets rather than redo makeup, other times, it's easier to
add and delete a small injury, or swap out clothes.  See that rack there?
Each actor has a variety of outfits.  Sometimes it may look like 10 of the
same shirt, but each one may have a subtle difference.  A ripped pocket,
dirty vs. clean. Things like that.  It's up to wardrobe and continuity to
make sure everyone is wearing the right things.  It could be as simple as a
tucked or untucked shirt on the actor.  If they get it wrong, it could mean
a reshoot and those are never something that we want.  It costs a lot to
come back and do it again.  Sometimes that's why they pause between scenes
to makes sure they caught everything."

"Wow, I just thought they rolled the cameras and everyone said their lines
and moved on."

"Never that simple.  Wanna meet some of the cast?"

"Sure!"  He said as his eyes lit up.

"He has a crush on Jesse," Colin teased.

"No I don't!"  Dylan said quickly glaring at Colin.

Chris grinned.  "No worries.  Follow me."  He led them onto the set and
over to the cast.  "Jesse, I'd like you to meet someone.  This is Colin
Worthington, and his...friend, Dylan."

"Boyfriend, actually," Colin corrected.

"His Dad owns the studio," Chris added.

"One of the big shots, huh?  Nice to meet you guys," Jesse said shaking
their hands.

"Not a big shot.  Just a little shot," Colin grinned.

"Nice, I like that.  Must be cool having access to the entire studio."

"It can be.  I just like seeing all the different things going on
sometimes."

"Would be better if we'd been able to actually get into the studio," Dylan
grinned.  The relayed their story of the front gate incident.

Jesse laughed.  "And the guy still has his job?"

"Sure.  It was kinda my fault for forgetting my access pass.  Most people
here know me, but he was new."

They hung out on the set for a few minutes before everyone was giving the
warning to get into their places.  Colin and Dylan returned to the control
area to watch the monitors and talk to Max again.

"I was thinking of maybe becoming an actor one day, or maybe someone behind
the scenes," Dylan revealed to him.

The guy beside him laughed.  "Look out Max, the boy is coming for your
job."

"Well, this is a good way to start.  Find out what it's all about.  Send me
a headshot and who knows maybe we can use you for some crowd shots, or as
an extra."

"Wicked.  That would be sweet.  I could send you tons of pics."

Max laughed.  "Just the headshot would be fine.  Maybe a torso as well
since these are primarily outdoor beach scenes.  You okay with shirtless?"

Dylan pulled his shirt off over his head.  "No problem.  I can do underwear
and Speedo too!"  He said enthusiastically.

Max just smiled.  "Nice toning and great tan.  I'd say you have the
California boy look."

"Yes!  That's what I was working on," Dylan beamed.

"You two look good together.  I'm happy to see young guys confident and
proud of who they are.  Congratulations."

"Thanks, Max," Colin grinned.  They watched the next scene being filmed and
kept as quiet as everyone else while the acting was going on.  Once the
director yelled cut, everyone rushed to set up for the next scene.  "Can I
take some pictures with Dylan on set?"  Colin asked.

"Go for it.  But again, please don't touch anything."

"Copy that!"  Colin beamed as they went back to set and Colin took some
pictures of Dylan, almost directing him to pose.  When he took off his
shirt for a couple, Jesse moved in beside him so they could have their
picture taken together.  A stage hand offered to take some pictures with
Colin in as well.  Jesse suggested that he take off his shirt as well and
grabbed a surf board to pose them with.  By the time they were finished,
Dylan was beyond excited.  Max noticed the interaction and asked to see the
shots they had taken.

"The camera really likes you Dylan.  Those are great pictures."

"I could send some to you," he offered.  Max went through and tagged a
couple.

"Send those and a headshot.  If you do get into acting, you'll need an
agent."

"Colin, can be my agent," Dylan grinned.

"I'm sure he'd be great, but I recommend a professional.  He can work to
get you the best jobs and pay."

"Cool."

The boys moved over to the beach set and Colin took a few close-up pictures
of Dylan for his head shot, with the help of one of the cameramen who
helped frame it for him.  Once they were satisfied, they sent the three
pictures to Max who thanked them.

"We're gonna go explore more of the studio now," Colin said.  "Thanks for
letting us hang out with you."

"Anytime Colin."

The boys left and jumped back into the cart with Colin driving
again. "Everyone was so polite and friendly in there."

"Yeah, they're nice most of the time.  They yell at some of the crew at
times though when they're behind schedule or when things are going wrong.
They always treat me nice, though."

"Duh!  You're the boss' kid.  They be nuts to treat you like shit."

"Probably true.  Hey, wanna see one of the back lots.  They're pretty
cool."

"Sure.  I'm up to see whatever.  I need some air right now anyway, and
maybe some ice for my crotch.  I think I still have a boner from when Jesse
put his arm around me when we were shirtless."

"You weren't the only one," Colin laughed.

"You had one too?"

"Not me.  Max.  He's gay too.  I've met his boyfriend before.  He's pretty
good looking.  I think Max threw wood when you took your shirt off."

"No he didn't.  Did he?"  Dylan grinned.  "I should have flirted more
maybe?"

"Nope, you were perfect.  Professional and sexy all at the same time."

"Think I could get a scene where I get into bed with Jesse McCartney?"

"No, but dreams the dream baby," Colin laughed as they headed away from the
buildings towards the back lots.  "You want a western town, old or
futuristic city?"

"Ummm, futuristic.  No wait, Western!  We can film our own movie there."

"Yeah!  Wait, let's get into costume first," He spun the cart 180 degrees
to race over to wardrobe where they wandered in and found some outfits for
themselves.  When they were dressed as cowboys, Colin in a white hat and
Dylan in black as the bad guy, they went to props and got a gun, holster
and row of fake bullets to throw over their shoulders.  Both boys had also
chosen boots with spurs on them so they sounded more realistic when they
walked.

"Where do they keep the horses?"  Dylan joked.

"At the farm.  They only bring them in when they're actually filming."

"You actually have a farm?"

"Sure.  I think we just have a deal with the ranchers, but we have lots of
stuff," Colin said casually as the boys, now cowboys, rode off into the
sunset on their horse...one horse-power golf cart.  "We'll cut through
here," Colin said as he turned and veered off the main road, only to find
themselves facing a barrier and security who put his hand up to stop them.

"Damn, you have a lot of people in security," Dylan said as he sat back
while they came to a stop.

"Sorry, this area is closed.  We're filming up ahead."

"Cool, we should go check it out," Dylan said excitedly.

"Sorry, it's a closed set.  You'll have to go around," the security guard
replied.  Colin took off his cowboy hat and looked up smiling.  "Oh, sorry
Mr. Worthington. I didn't recognize you dressed like that.  Please go
through.  If you don't mind, could you leave the cart here?  It's a live
set."

"No worries.  Thanks."  The boys got off the cart and made their way
towards the set.

"Mr. Worthington!" Dylan teased.  "Now who's gonna get a big ego?"

They walked in behind the camera just as the director yelled "Roll camera.
Action."  The boys jumped slightly as they heard gunshots from above them
and looked up to see a firefight between two actors, then suddenly one of
them fell off the building.  Dylan almost yelped as he grabbed Colin and
they watched the guy fall to the ground.  "Cut!"  The boys raced to see
what had happened and found the stuntman crawling off a giant airbag that
had been hidden behind part of the set.

"Oh shit!  I thought he really fell off the building," Dylan said breathing
a sigh of relief.

"Welcome to the movies, buddy."  Colin grinned.

"I think you guys may be on the wrong set," a crew member said coming up to
them.

"It's awllright, pardner," Colin said in his best western drawl, and
pretended to spit on the ground as he clinked his spurs.  "We're just
moseying on through.  Checkin' out the tumbleweed sitch."

"Funny.  But seriously, are you supposed to be here?"

Colin held up his pass for the guy to see and he did a double take.  Sorry,
Colin, I didn't recognize you."

"I'm getting that a lot today," Colin grinned as they watched the reset of
the airbag.  "We just stopped to watch.  We're actually heading over to the
old mine to film our own movie."

"Have fun!"  He said as he left to get on with his job.

"This place is awesome," Dylan gushed.  "Guys falling off buildings,
meeting celebrities, us dressed up with guns.  How do you not wanna come
here every day?"

"I did when I as a kid.  I basically grew up on the lot.  That's how almost
everyone knows me, but it gets boring after a while.  This one shot could
take 12 hours and lasts like two minutes in the movie.  People just keep
doing the same thing over and over and over again.  It's fun for a bit, but
then I just wanna scream `for fucks sake get on with it.'"

"I'd never get bored of this," Dylan replied as the resumed their trip to
the old western town backlot.

"Check out the buildings," Colin grinned.  "Wanna go into the saloon and
get a drink?"

"I'll have a sarsaparilla...and make it a double!" Dylan said trying to
sound like a cowboy as they sauntered to the saloon.

As they pushed through the swinging doors, Dylan stopped.  "Hey!  No fair!
There's no actual bar."

"Nope, the buildings aren't real.  They're made of wood and all fake.
There's only fronts and sides, no back.  Some have a second-floor landing
so people can be in the upper windows, but mostly it's just for show."

"How do they film inside then?"

"They go to a sound studio where the set will be built.  The actor goes
through the door and it's filmed.  They yell `cut', and then next scene
filmed elsewhere.  When they put it together, you never know that it's two
different places."

"Wicked."

"What are we gonna do now?"  Dylan asked.

Colin turned and looked around.  "Wait here for a second."  He raced across
the street and went a couple buildings down.  Dylan leaned on the rail
outside the `saloon' and watched as Colin rolled out what looked like a
giant fan.  They he was even more amused when he saw Colin drag out a
couple of tumbleweeds.

"What're you doing?"  Dylan yelled.

"Wait!  I saw them do this the last time I was here."  He plugged the fan
in and turned it on, almost instantly creating a small dust storm.  Then he
pushed the tumbleweeds in front and turned the fan up.  The boys watched as
the tumbleweeds blew down the street.  "See instant special effects."

"Cool.  We should have a shoot out!"  Dylan yelled as Colin cut the fan and
ran after his props.  Dylan helped him drag them back to the starting
position.

The boys made the plan to stand in the street like they were have a high
noon shootout how they would do it.  Once they were both happy with their
roles, both Colin and Dylan placed their cameras at different places and
set them to record video.  Colin raced to the fan.  "Cameras rolling!"  He
yelled.  "and...action!"  He turned the fan on, and raced back to his
starting point and took his stance.  "You're not welcome in my town, Texan.
This here's Caleefor-neeyah!" he said in his best southern accent.  "Take
yer cattle rustlin' elsewhere."

"This is my town now Sheriff," Dylan yelled back.  They both kicked at the
dirt as they placed their hands on their guns.  The tumbleweeds had long
since blown past and the boys looked at each other for a second before
pulling their guns and firing at each other.  Both went down and lay there
before Colin got back up, staggered towards Dylan and fired two more shots
at him.  He paused before yelling "Cut!"

"We can add effects later," he said as he pulled Dylan up and they went to
check the cameras.  They agreed that they should do it again from different
angles so they set it up again, and did a second take.

Just as they were about to do a third shot, Colin's phone went.  "Hi Dad!"

"Colin!  I heard you were on the lot somewhere.  Not causing trouble I
hope."

"Me?  You know I'd never do that, Dad.  Me and Dylan are just filming a
western on the backlot."

"How about meeting me for lunch in 15 minutes?"

"Sure.  We'll mosey over to your office right away, pardner," Colin said
before hanging up.

"Are we in trouble?"  Dylan asked suspiciously.

"No, I don't think so.  Dad just wanted to see if we wanted lunch with
him."  The boys ran to grab the tumbleweeds and put them away with the fan
before jumping back in the golf cart and racing over to the executive
offices.  Ethan was waiting for them outside as they pulled up.

Colin got off and walked over to his Dad in his best cowboy walk, making
sure to dust himself off as he went.  "Howdy Dad!  Could you make sure
someone waters ma' horse while were at the food trough?"

"I'll get right on that," he grinned as he looked at the boys.  "Did you
show up like that, or have you been playing in wardrobe again?"

"We went to wardrobe.  Pretty cool huh?  Did you think we were real
cowboys?"

"I'd buy it, except for one small thing," he said looking at them.

"What's that?"

"Shouldn't you be wearing the black hat, and Dylan the white hat?  You
forget I know your reputations."

"Funny Dad!"

"Nice to see you Dylan.  Is Colin looking after you?  Don't let him push
you off any buildings or leap through flaming walls."

"I'm having wicked fun, sir.  We met Jesse McCartney, saw a stuntman fall
off a building.  I almost crapped my pants on that one, and we filmed our
own western already.  This place is the coolest place on earth."

Ethan just smiled as he remembered when Colin was this enthusiastic about
the business.  "Let's head to the commissary."  They climbed into the back
of the oversize golf cart that was obviously Ethan's private
transportation, and the driver took them over to the large building, set up
as a restaurant with grass and tables outside as well as nice eating
inside.  The food was all buffet style, designed for speed and efficiency.

Dylan leaned in to whisper to Colin.  "Ummm, I didn't bring any money.  Can
I borrow some?"

"You don't need it.  It's all free.  One of the perks of being an employee
here, or the boyfriend of a kid of an employee.  Get as much as you want."

They made their way down the line with almost everyone they encountered
saying hello to Ethan, and by design Colin as well.

"Dude, it's like you're the celebrities," Dylan whispered.

"I guess so, but I don't really notice.  I mean once we leave the lot, no
one knows me at all.  Kinda cool.  Like being in a different world."

They ate and talked to Colin's Dad who suggested that they may like to go
over to backlot six at 1pm as they were doing a large explosion scene.  "We
have to stop all other outdoor production as the noise will be a bit
overpowering," he grinned.  "Talk to Scott when you get there.  He'll make
sure you get protection and the best view.  If you want something to film,
that'd be the thing to record today."

"Awesome, thanks Dad.  Are you going?"

"No, I've got a meeting in San Diego this afternoon.  I'm flying down, but
I'll be back for dinner."

They finished lunch and Colin almost had to punch Dylan to get him focused
again.  His eyes were all over the commissary looking at the various
costumes, and trying to spot celebrities.  Colin told him that not a lot of
big stars ate in the commissary as they pretty much had their own trailers
and catering on set.  This was mainly for the behind the scenes workers and
extras.

"It's still cool, though," he said with a huge grin, "pardner," he added.

They finished up and drove back to the offices.  "Thanks for having lunch
with us Dad," Colin said as he went to give him a hug.  Ethan put his hand
on Colin's head.

"Nice try cowboy.  You're a little dusty to be hugging anyone."

Colin chuckled.  "Oh, right, I guess so huh?  Have fun at your meeting.
We'll video the explosion for you."

"Enjoy the rest of your day boys," he said as he headed inside.

Colin turned to Dylan.  "You wanna go down dressed like this, or change?"

"We should probably change," he suggested.  They made their way back to
wardrobe and got out of their cowboy outfits and jumped back into their
shorts.

"What do we do with these?"  Dylan asked.

"You leave them at the used costumes window.  They get cleaned and hung
back up for next time," he explained.  "Wanna look for other stuff?"

"Sure, lead the way," Dylan replied as they held hands and wandered through
the warehouse.  "Dude, check this out," he said as he held up a tuxedo to
show Colin.  The boys rummaged through the wide selection trying them on to
find the right fit.  They were getting dressed as someone approached.

"Are you robbing the place or getting married?"  The lady asked.

"We're secret agents, on a mission to stop alien invasion forces from
taking over the world," Colin replied.

"So...Men in Black?"  She clarified.

"Only cooler," Colin said grinning as he fumbled with the bowtie.  The lady
stepped up to help him tie it properly.

"It's great to see you again Colin.  I remember when you were about six,
you were in here all the time dressing up as characters and acting things
out in here.  I think you were everything from a dinosaur to a princess and
an astronaut."

"You were a princess?  Where are THOSE outfits," Dylan giggled.

"Look at you now.  All grown up and sporting a tux.  You've grown into a
fine young man."

"Thanks Phyllis.  This is my boyfriend Dylan.  He's more the princess
type."

"He's not wrong," Dylan acknowledged with a grin as Phyllis moved to help
him with his tie as well.

Once they were done, she stepped back and looked at them. "Hmmm, looks
good, but I think we need a few more touches.  Follow me."  She took them
through the back into the next warehouse, which was the back of the prop
room.  They made their way through row after row of items, stopping
suddenly.  "First, your badges.  Can't be special agents without them," she
said handing each of them a double folded wallet with a gold badge inside
and fake credentials.  Then she wandered further into the aisles and got
them a shoulder holster and replica of a glock handgun.  The boys put them
on and practiced getting the guns out properly.  She handed them a couple
pairs of dark sunglasses and an earpiece with a swirled cord that she
clipped to the back of their shirts after they got them in the ears
properly. "NOW you look like agents."

"Thanks Phyllis, this is awesome."

"That's my job boys.  We have to make you look authentic."

"Should we talk into our sleeves?"  Dylan said as he raised his arm to talk
to his cuff.  "Agent D to Agent C.  Are you ready to secure the explosion
site?"

"Ready, D," Colin grinned as he copied talking into his sleeve.

"Have fun, boys," Phyllis said as she led them back through to the other
warehouse and out to where they'd left their cart.  They jumped in with all
the intensity of agents at CTU heading for nuclear threat.

Dylan looked at Colin. "It's 106 miles to Chicago.  We've got a full tank
of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!"

"What's that from again?"  Colin asked looking at him.

"Seriously?  Only the best movie of all time...Blues Brothers.  He pulled
out his iPod and found what he was looking for and put the earpiece in
Colin's free ear and the other in his and played the mall chase scene music
from Blues Brothers. "We're on a mission from God!  Our lady of blessed
acceleration, don't fail me now!"  He grinned and pointed forward as Colin
floored it and they took off at a blistering 10 miles per hour.

"Kinda looses something in a golf cart," Dylan acknowledged as he looked
for a different song and settled on the Peter Gunn theme.  "That's more our
speed," he said as they headed toward the site of the upcoming explosion
head thumping along in time with the song.  They arrived at their
destination and jumped out, almost ripping each other's ears off,
forgetting the earphones.  As they moved towards the secure area, two more
security people approached.  Dylan looked at Colin.  "Set for pulsar level
five, subsonic implosion factor two."

"What?"

"Just shoot the damn thing on the count of three."

"What thing?  What movie is this from?"

"Men in Black," Dylan said quickly as the guards approached.

"Hold it there please.  May I see your passes?"  The first guard asked.

Colin pulled out his fake I.D. badge.  "I'm agent W.  This is Agent R.  INS
division 6."

The guard never missed a beat.  "It's an honor, gentlemen.  We don't get
many INS agents here from the Men in Black headquarters.  But perhaps you
have other I.D.?"

Colin and Dylan both produced their VIP passes and were escorted through to
the bunker.  "Hey guys.  Your Dad said you'd be coming down.  Nice tuxes.
I'm Scott."

"Bond.  Colin Bond and Agent Dylan," Colin replied as they shook hands.

"Ready to see us blow shit up?"

"Definitely!"  Colin nodded as they were handed safety glasses and
earpieces.

"You need this for protection," Scott informed them.

"Whew!  When your Dad said we were gonna get protection, I thought he meant
we were getting condoms.  This makes more sense."

Both guys laughed as they got ready and waited as system checks were done.
It was some sort of war movie where they had old vehicles around and Scott
explained that the premise was that a missile would hit and blow everything
sky high.

"Dude!  You're dropping a missile?  Whoa!"  Dylan said in disbelief.

"Only in terms of the movie.  We've placed explosives under the vehicles
and when we hit the button, it'll make it look like a missile hit and cars
will flip up and over.  Cameras are set up everywhere as we only get one
shot at this.  Once we're done, we add the special effects to simulate the
missile coming in and enhance the level of the explosion. You might want to
get your own cameras out to record it.  Okay, let's go with pre-checks,"
Scott said as he went to his radio and confirmed with everyone that they
were ready to go and that the area was clear with everyone behind their
protective barriers.  "Site is hot.  Repeat site is hot.  Roll cameras."

"I have a green light from all cameras," one guy at a monitor replied.

"Countdown in five, four, three, two, one," he pointed to a guy beside him,
who pushed the button and almost instantly the entire building shook,
causing both boys to jump out of their skin as they watched the fireball
and cars and trucks flying into the air.  They tried to keep their cameras
focused downrange as the watched.

"Fuck me!"  Dylan said as soon as it was over.  "That was the greatest
thing I've ever seen.  Holy shit!"

"And that's cut!  Well done everyone," Scott said as they clapped each
other on the back.

"Thanks for letting us watch Scott," Colin said.  "That was insane."

"Anytime."

They handed back the goggles and ear protection and headed back to the golf
cart after taking a few pictures of the set.

"I can't wait until the movie comes out so we can see that again," Dylan
said almost giddy.  The boys went to visit a few more places getting lots
of compliments on their tuxedos before heading back the wardrobe and
changing back into their own clothes.

"Thanks for bringing me here today.  It was the best day of my life so far,
especially that explosion and meeting Jesse.  You are so getting laid
tonight."

"Yay!  Then we should come here every day," Colin acknowledged as they
walked to the main gate.

"I have something cool I can show you.  Found it when you were under house
arrest," Dylan beamed as he told him to follow him.  The pair rode to a
nearby park and locked their bikes to a tree before sitting on one of the
benches.

"What're we doing?"  Colin asked looking around at what seemed like a very
boring park.

"Watch the bathroom."

"Why?"

"Just watch."  The two sat looking as men went in and out.  "See?"

"See what?  A bunch of guys using the washroom?  Wow, you know how to show
a guy an adventure.  Are you sure you wouldn't rather be white water
rafting or waterskiing?  Maybe after we're done here we can go back to your
place and watch the lawn grow," he said sarcastically.

"No dude.  They're all going in there for sex."

"Bullshit.  How do you know that?"

"Come on I'll prove it," he said as he stood up and waited for Colin to
follow him to the bathroom.  They entered and found all the urinals in use
and a couple of the stalls.

"Busy place," Colin whispered as they waited.  He looked at Dylan and
shrugged as if to say `well?'"

"Just watch," Dylan whispered as they stood as if waiting for one to open
up.  Then Colin saw one man reach over and grab the guy beside him and
start to jerk him off.  The others seemed to turn and all look at the same
time, each one appearing to have an erection and not bothering to pee.  The
two boys raced out of the bathroom together.  "Told ya!  Guys go in there
to have quick sex and stuff."

"They're all old guys though."

"Sometimes young guys go in there," he replied.

"How'd you know about that?"

"I read it on a website called Squirt.org.  Tells you all the places to
cruise and what to do."

"Sound kinda scary.  So, guys just pretend to pee and play with each
other?"

"Or give head.  If you go in the stall, you can kneel down and put your
cock under and someone will give you a blowjob."

"How do you know who it is?"  He asked thinking back to the gloryhole that
Mason introduced him to in Vancouver.  This seemed like a very similar
idea, just without the hole.

"You don't.  That's the thrill of it.  Wanna go try it?"

"Can I watch you first?  Have you done it yet?"

"Yeah.  I wanted to try it.  It was so hot; I came almost instantly.  Trust
me, you'll like this."

"Do lots of guys do this?"

"Seems like it.  Squirt has tons of places that guys hook up.  See that
trail over there into the woods?"  Colin looked and saw a path leading into
the thick trees and nodded.  "If you go in there, guys are walking around
NAKED and having sex."

"No way!  Seriously?  Do guys our age go in there?"

"Sometimes.  But mostly I think it's older guys. You wanna check it out
with me?  I'd feel better if we went together."

"I guess.  It'd be kinda fun to see it.  Do you wanna do that first, or the
bathroom thing?"

"I wanna show you the stall since I already know that one."

They returned to the bathroom and quickly entered a stall together, making
a point to ignore any eye contact.  Colin locked the door and looked at
Dylan before whispering as silently as possible.  "Now what?"

Dylan bent over and looked under the stall and stood back up.  He pointed
and grinned, giving a thumbs up.  Colin looked as well and stood up putting
his hands up as if to ask what he was supposed to be seeing.  Dylan put his
finger up telling Colin to wait as he took off his shirt and hung it on the
door hook.  Then he dropped his shorts and underwear removing them as well,
leaving him in only his socks and shoes.  Colin grinned and reached for his
boyfriend's cock.  Dylan leaned in and whispered at Colin to take his
clothes off too so he could go next.

Colin stripped and waited for Dylan's next move, which was to slide his
foot partially under the divider.  A finger appeared and rubbed the bottom
of the stall.  Dylan grinned and dropped to his knees pressing himself up
against metal wall and waited as he looked at Colin who just tried to look
slightly under to see what was happening.  He heard Dylan gasp lightly and
got a thumbs up from him.  He guessed the blowjob had begun.  Dylan reached
out for Colin's penis and took hold of it and moved him closer so he could
suck on it.  A couple minutes later Dylan pulled back slowly and pointed
down nodding.  Colin shook his head.

"Trust me it's fun," Dylan whispered.  Colin looked down and reluctantly
dropped to his knees and copied what Dylan had done.  Almost immediately he
felt a hand grab his cock and begin to play with it.  He held his breath
for a few seconds, until Dylan stepped up behind him and rubbed his
shoulders.  It was only seconds later when he felt the familiar sensation
of a blowjob begin.  The guy on the other side was deep throating him,
playing with his balls and using his index finger to rub along his ass
crack to feel his pucker.  Colin froze in place, but had to admit that now
that he knew what to expect, it was much better than his first experience
with the gloryhole.  The finger tried to poke into his ass, but since it
was dry, and Colin was clamped tight, it wasn't going anywhere.  He pulled
back a couple minutes later and Dylan quickly took his place again.

"Turn around," the man on the other side said.

Dylan complied and turned to face the other way with his feet under the
stall and his ass now up against the partition.  Colin saw a hand come
between Dylan's legs to play with his balls and looked down to see the
second hand rubbing his boyfriend's ass.  Then both hands disappeared and
Dylan felt them wrap around his ankles and begin to pull him backward.  He
had to lean forward and put his hands on the floor to steady himself as he
was being slid under the divider.  He got flatter and flatter until he was
lying completely on the ground.  Then in one quick yank he was pulled
further under so that only his upper chest and head remained on his side of
their cubicle.  Colin panicked as he thought the guy might totally steal
Dylan.  He was about to do something when Dylan squeaked and his mouth flew
open and his eyes went wide.  He looked up and Colin and grinned, sticking
his tongue in and out rapidly to indicate he was being rimmed.  Colin knelt
down and looked cautiously under the stall to see a head buried into
Dylan's ass.

"Oh my god," Colin said almost silently to his boyfriend.  Dylan just
grinned and gave him a thumbs up.  He reached for Colin's penis and got him
to move in front of him so he could play with it.

"Mhhhhmmm, ughhhh!" Dylan squeaked as he opened his mouth again and his
eyes went wide.

"What?"  Colin whispered as he again looked under the stall. Dylan's
mouthed to him a silent `He's fucking me'.  Colin could see that his legs
were wide apart and he was definitely being penetrated.  He looked at Dylan
and gave an equally silent `holy shit!'  The way Dylan was moving it was
pretty obvious he was being pounded hard by the guy next door.  Then they
both heard another couple voices.

"Yeah, pound that tiny hole."

Colin looked back under and saw a few more pairs of feet on the other side
outside the stall.  He looked back at Dylan and raised three fingers to
indicate that there were at least three guys watching.  He had assumed that
the other guy would have had the stall door closed.  They heard the man
grunt and Dylan felt him stop moving for a second before the large dick was
removed from him.  Dylan went to pull himself forward, but was quickly
dragged back before he felt another cock enter his hole.

"Shit that's tight.  I'm gonna love breeding this pussy." The man said as
he began fucking.  Dylan rested his head on Colin's upper thigh as he
casually sucked on his boyfriend's cock while his ass was being used.  His
own dick was so hard and being crushed underneath him on the concrete
floor.  His ass was used several more times before he finally pulled
himself through back to his own side.  He quickly sat on the toilet to
drain out the multiple loads.

"You should try it," he said quietly.

Colin shook his head.  "That looks a little to scary for me.  I kinda want
to see who's doing me."

"It's fun. Trust me."

"Maybe next time.  I kinda want to get out of here.  It's freakin' me out a
little."

He got dressed and waited until Dylan had drained himself and gotten
dressed before they both left the stall together.  There seemed to be even
more men in the bathroom and they all stared at the two of them as they
left.  Once free of the bathroom they ran to the park bench that they'd
started on.

"Holy shit!" Colin exclaimed.  "That was crazy.  I thought that guy was
gonna take you right out of the stall and I'd have to come rescue you.  I
can't believe you did that.  How many guys fucked you?"

"Four, I think," Dylan replied.  "You shoulda done it.  It's amazing.  You
can't see what's happening so it's like a surprise and makes it feel so
wild."

"What if the guys that did it were super creepy?"

"That's the advantage of not seeing them.  You can imagine it's anyone.
Older guys know how to have sex as they've been doing it for so long.  My
dick is still hard," he grinned as he showed the outline of it to Colin.

"Wanna go back to my place and fool around?"  Colin suggested.

Dylan looked over to the trees.  "I kinda want to go and check out what
it's like in there?  Wanna?"

Colin looked at the trail leading into the woods.  "Are you sure?  What if
it's some crazy thing and we can't get back out or we get jumped or
something?  Never read Hansel and Gretel?"

"Don't worry Gretel...I'll protect you, but personally, I hope someone does
want to eat me...at least my ass!  I read all about it and there's usually
lots of guys in there.  It's not like someone could actually kidnap us or
anything.  Plus, I'm way too big to fit in an oven anyway!"  he joked.

"I'm not sure dude," Colin said hesitantly after what he'd just witnessed
in the bathroom.

"Come on.  You're not chicken, are you?"

"No, of course not.  I just thought maybe you'd had enough for today?"

"Never!" Dylan announced jumping to his feet.  "Let's go check it out.  If
it's too freaky, we can just leave.  We don't have to do anything, but I
really want to see it and don't want to go in by myself."

Colin stood up reluctantly.  "Fine.  But if I disappear and end up on a
milk carton it's on you."

"Yes!"  Dylan said excitedly as the two guys headed for the trail.  They
had walked only a few feet into the woods and quickly realized how thick
they were as they couldn't even see the park they'd just left behind.  They
followed the main trail until it branched off into three different
directions.

"Which way?"  Colin asked with a whisper.

"That way," Dylan said pointing to the right, picking a trail with no idea
if it was correct or not.  The guys walked until it forked again.

"We should be leaving a trail of gummy bears to find our way back," Colin
half joked.  Then they stopped as a naked guy approached and smiled at
them.  He looked them over and kept walking.  "Holy shit, I think my heart
stopped."

"He wasn't that cute dude," Dylan replied.

"No.  I though he was gonna rape us."

"Now you're getting into it," Dylan laughed as he took off his shirt and
tucked it into his shorts.  Colin followed his lead.  The two boys held
hands as they continued down the left trail and stopped when they saw two
guys going at it just off the path.  One man was on his knees sucking the
other one.  They stopped to watch for a second until the guy being blown
signalled them to join in.  They both jumped at being caught staring and
continued along the winding trail passing several more men in various
states of undress.  Some were just shirtless, others were completely naked.
At few had shirts on but no pants.  They saw plenty of sex going on and
Dylan had become so horny he was adjusting his crotch almost constantly.

"You got crabs?"  Colin joked when he saw him do it for the tenth time.

"Shut up!  This is so fucking hot."

"It's a little creepy don'tcha think?"

"No way dude.  This is great!"  They turned a corner and entered a slightly
more open area.  This was obviously where the majority of the action was.
They saw a group of guys gathered around together, most with their cock out
stroking them as they watched someone being fucked over a log.  The guy
being used was getting it from both ends and there appeared to be no lack
of interest lined up to go next.  As one guy stopped, another took his
place.  Colin gripped Dylan's hand tight as they moved around to see more
angles.  It was on one such move that Colin stopped Dylan and leaned in to
whisper to him.

"Holy fuck!!  That guy goes to our school.  He's that senior that said his
Daddy buys him alcohol."

"Are you sure?"  Dylan asked as he tried to get a better look.

"Positive.  I had no idea he was gay."

"Let's go check it out," Dylan said as he pulled Colin along to move
closer.  As they moved towards the crowd of guys, one man turned to look at
them and approached.  He was shirtless and had his cock out of his shorts.
He had a hairy chest and facial hair.

"Hey boys," he said as he greeted them by rubbing their chests and tweaking
a nipple of each of them simultaneously.  "You're little cuties."

Neither said anything as they froze in place.  Colin almost equated it to
being on a Borg ship.  They had been ignored up until now, but suddenly
they were of interest and were about to be assimilated.  He wondered if
resistance would actually be futile.  The man grinned and ran his hand down
Dylan's chest across his stomach and slid it quickly into his pants.

"Mmgghmmuuhhh," Dylan moaned as the hand wrapped around his erection.

"Looks like someone's a big boy and ready to play," the man said as he used
his other hand to pop the button on Dylan's shorts and drop them down.  He
put his hand inside the back of his underwear and pushed them off as well.
"Nice piece of meat buddy.  How old are you?"

"16," Dylan lied, not wanting to admit they were only 14 in case it scared
the guys off.

"Great age.  He dropped to his knees and took Dylan into his mouth as Colin
watched, shaking slightly with nerves.  The man's hand came up and grabbed
Colin's crotch as he sucked off Dylan.  Colin jumped a mile and backed
away.  The man leaned back and smiled.  "Damn that's a big cock," he
remarked as he pulled Dylan's shorts and underwear off over his runners.
"Let's put it to some good use."

"Boys!  New shooter coming in," he said as he stood up and pulled Dylan
away from Colin and moved him up behind the guy they'd identified from
school.  The guy currently fucking him moved out of the way and they all
watched as Dylan was inserted.  Once he was in, Dylan took over and did
what came naturally.  It seemed to stir up the guys as more of them began
to jerk off and move in closer.  There were multiple hands now feeling
Dylan's body and a couple of the guys turned their attention to Colin.

"You going next?"

"Uhhh, no.  I'm fine."

"Yes you are," one of the guys said as he went for the front of Colin's
pants.

"Not right now thanks.  I kinda just wanna watch," he stammered nervously.
The man paused before running his hands up Colin's chest to play with his
nipples.

"That's too bad.  I'm sure a hot guy like you would enjoy a nice blowjob,
and I give amazing head."

"Ummm, maybe later.  I kinda just wanna watch," he repeated.

"Is that your boyfriend?" the man said glancing back at the group.

"Yeah," Colin admitted.

"I'll bet you love that big cock in you, don't you?"

"Ummm, mainly I'm on top," Colin revealed.

"Mmmm, even hotter.  You're a stud, baby.  Is your cock as big as his?"

Colin smiled slightly.  "No.  He's way bigger than me, but I'm hoping one
day I'll get there."

A larger man had moved in behind Dylan and pressed against him with his
arms around his chest playing with his nipples.  Colin stared as the man
pulled Dylan's head back and they began kissing.  As they got into it, the
man moved his ass back slightly and Colin could clearly see his erection,
which was being aimed at Dylan's hole.  From the grunt his boyfriend made,
the moment of penetration was obvious.  The man giving his attention to
Colin was now rubbing and squeezing his ass over the top of his shorts.

"Does that turn you on to watch your boyfriend getting used like that?"

"Kinda," Colin admitted without thinking.  The man slowly moved Colin
forward a few steps as they talked.

"It's pretty hot isn't it?"  He said quietly as he ran his hand down
Colin's stomach, gently unfastening the top button on his shorts.

"I guess," Colin said watching the action closely.

"What part do you find the hottest?"  He asked as he slowly, almost
unnoticeably, lowered the zipper next.

"Ummm, not sure.  It's all kinda new and stuff."

"Is it the part where he's inside that other young guy?" he asked
seductively as he continued to undress Colin.  "Are you thinking you'd like
that to be you?"

"Uhhmmm," Colin said mumbling as his shorts were lowered down his legs.

"Or are you thinking of what it would be like to be your boyfriend in the
middle of it all?"  The other hand moved inside the back of Colin's
underwear to squeeze his firm smooth ass.  He continued to point out things
that were happening as he lowered the back of Colin's underwear and used
his second hand to slide slowly inside the waistband at the front and free
the erection.

Once the underwear was down to his knees, the man moved to the side of
Colin and wrapped his hand around the rock hard boner.  "That's what you
want isn't it?  You want to fuck and be fucked, don't you?"

"Mmmhmm," Colin said almost in a hypnotic trance as his cock was being
played with while he watched Dylan and the guy from school turn up the
frenzy of the sex crazed older guys.  The man dropped to his knees and
began sucking Colin off as he lifted one foot at a time and removed the
shorts and underwear.  He played with the tight balls before pushing his
hand between the legs and feeling Colin's ass.  He stopped a couple minutes
later and stood up.

"You wanna join in with them?"

Colin didn't say anything as he swallowed hard, having trouble
concentrating.  The man moved Colin towards the group and around to the
front of the school senior being fucked by Dylan.  The man being sucked off
moved out of the way as Colin was put in place.  They all watched as he was
inserted into the mouth of the senior.  Dylan gave Colin a huge grin and a
thumbs up.  Colin just stared at Dylan which dramatically helped ease his
nerves.  As soon as the guy they knew from school had swallowed Colin's
dick all the way down, he glanced up to see who he was sucking off.  He
grinned as soon as he identified him.  His hands came up and wrapped around
Colin's ass to pull him in tighter.  As soon as he got into it, one of the
older men came up behind Colin and slapped lube in his crack and pressed
against him.  Colin was about to say something when he was pushed forward
and entered in one quick thrust.  He cried out as the pain shot through his
body, but he quickly refocused on Dylan who put his hand out.  Colin
grabbed it and held on as he was fucked.

The man didn't last long and as soon as he pulled out, a black man with a
monster size cock came up behind him.  Colin panicked and jumped out of the
way, leaving the guy to feed his horse dick to the senior boy.

Dylan was pulled out of the ass he was fucking and moved off to the side
and told to sit on the log.  As soon as he did, several guys came at him.
A couple dropped to their knees to share his cock; others played with his
body.  That only lasted for a couple minutes before another large man came
up behind Dylan and pulled him backwards, until he was able to straddle his
head.  "Suck my nuts," he commanded.  Another guy pulled Dylan's legs up
and placed them on his shoulder before entering his ass.  Colin was gonna
move in to see if Dylan needed help, but as soon as he moved, a guy dropped
to his knees and began sucking him off.  Another dropped in behind him and
pulled his ass cheeks apart to eat his ass.  Guys moved in on Dylan like
vultures to a carcass and began playing with his nipples, running their
hands over his chest and stomach and touching whatever they could reach.
The man doing the fucking suddenly pulled out, jerked himself off furiously
and sprayed it all over Dylan's cock and balls, partially splashing the
guys who were licking the hard shaft.  They almost raced to see who could
lick up the most cum, until there was no sign left of it.  Another man
entered Dylan and began fucking.  This went on repeatedly.  Colin was
pushed back inside the mouth of the guy from school and felt his ass being
eaten and fingered again, allowing himself to get fucked a couple more
times as well.  He watched as guy after guy fucked both the senior and his
boyfriend, only stopping when they'd cum.

Colin wondered if they'd ever get out there.  It was the senior that
finally stopped things.  "Okay guys we need to take a break," he said
pulling Colin's cock from his mouth and standing up as he reached back and
removed the guy from his ass.  He basically fought through the crowd,
freeing Dylan and taking both guys along with him until they were clear.

"Dudes!  I didn't know you knew about this place.  Fuckin' sweet!  Damn you
have a big cock, and you know how to use it.  You're one lucky fag," he
said patting Colin on the back.

"I'm mostly the top.  He's kind of a bit big for me right now, but we're
still trying."

"Shit, you can fuck me with that thing anytime.  I can't believe you didn't
cum that whole time."

"I did," Dylan admitted.  "Actually, I came twice while I was in you, but
guys were fucking me and I wasn't sure how to get out."

The older boy laughed.  "That's some serious skills, little man.  We've
gotta play again. I'd love to fuck both of you after you'd fucked me.  Just
some advice in here.  If any of these guys want you to go home with them,
never do it for free.  And always text the address of where you go to a
friend."

"You charge them for sex?"  Dylan asked.

"Only if they want one on one."

"How much do you charge?"  Colin asked totally shocked.

"40 for a blowjob, 150 if they want to fuck, and 500 if they want me to
stay the entire night.  Made some serious coin that way.  Being out here is
like letting them sample the merchandise."

"That's crazy money?  We could make a fortune, dude," Dylan said to Colin.

"I don't really need money," Colin replied.

"Everyone needs money, man," the high school senior remarked.  "I've almost
got enough to buy a car, that's how horny these guys are."

"I know I need money," Dylan grinned.

"Wanna pay me 500 bucks to sleepover tonight?"  he said batting his
eyelashes at Colin.

"You wish!"  Colin replied laughing slightly, but still stunned that the
guy charged for sex.  "So does that make you like a hooker or something?"

"No, dude.  Not at all.  I'm an entrepreneur.  I saw a market that was
being untapped and I'm now letting it be tapped.  Definite pun intended.
DUDES!  I just had a wicked idea.  We could offer ourselves as a package.
We'd kill it.  Chris!!" he yelled to one of the older guys, waving him
over.  He waited until the large man joined them.  "How much do you think
we could charge if all three of us offered to go with someone for a night?"

"All three of you?  Easily three grand for twelve hours, maybe more," he
said reaching behind Dylan and shoving his large finger in his ass.

"Three thousand dollars?"  Dylan exclaimed ignoring the finger fuck.  "Are
you serious?"

"Maybe more.  Depends on what you are willing to do, but with an ass like
this, you'll be in demand.  You can handle cock after cock and beg for
more."

"For that kinda money, I'd do anything," Dylan offered quickly.

"Uhhh, you might not want to say that," the older boy told him.  "There's
some pretty kinky shit out there and if you don't know what you're getting
into it could get dangerous."

"My boy is right.  I'd love to teach you though.  Get you over to the house
and see what you can do."

"Five hundred bucks!" Dylan grinned putting his hands out.

Chris laughed.  "I guess someone's been getting lessons from my boy here.
Nicely played.  I don't pay for my boys, but I'll happily teach you how to
get paid.  First rule, keep yourself smooth.  Pits, pubes and ass.  No one
wants a hairy boy.  Look at Bryce here.  Babies are jealous of how smooth
he is.  One hair and he's barely useable, and you saw how in demand he was.
You do the same and you'll have guys crawling all over you, and willing to
pay big bucks for the privilege."  Colin almost pointed out that they
already had guys crawling all over them, like ants or locusts, but he
decided to keep quiet so as not to attract attention.  The guys had finally
learned the name of the guy from school...Bryce.

"We should spend some time together to see what we can handle and then team
up," Bryce suggested.

"Fuck yeah!  I'm in!  Colin?"  Dylan said excitedly.

"I don't think so.  I mean I dunno.  This is all kinda new," he said
looking around for his underwear as he could feel cum running down his leg.
He was starting to feel panicked again and just wanted to leave.

"Come on dude.  Think about what we could do with three grand," Dylan said.

"Umm, I'd have to think about it.  We should get going right now though,"
he said staring at Dylan intently hoping he'd understand how badly he
wanted to leave.

"I'll go with you," Bryce offered.

"I look forward to seeing you again," Chris said with a smile.  "It would
be a night well worth it.  I'll even throw in pot and alcohol.  See you at
home later?"

"I'll be back by 8.  Thanks Daddy," Bryce said leaning in to give him a
kiss before heading off to get their clothes and leave the woods.

"That was your Dad?"  Colin asked shocked.

"Who, Chris?  No, he's my Daddy.  I'm his boy.  He looks after me and buys
me stuff, and I have sex with him.  It's an awesome relationship."

"So why call him Daddy?"  Colin asked confused.

"Dunno.  It's just how it is in the gay world."

"Oh," Colin said not convinced it made sense.  "Umm, I know this is gonna
sound stupid, but until a few seconds ago we didn't even know your name, or
that you were gay."

"Really?  I'm Bryce and you're Colin and Dylan, right?"

"Right," Dylan grinned, thrilled that the older guy knew them.

"And I'm not gay, I'm straight.  I just don't have a problem having sex
with guys.  Dude, I gotta say I love your cock.  How big is that?"

"8 inches."

"Decent.  Dude, you gotta fuck me again with that thing."

"Yeah, like I could afford that!" Dylan grinned.

"Nah, dude.  I don't have sex for money with friends, just those older
guys.  They get off on it."

"Cool.  So you said that I'd have to be careful about what I said if I
wanted to get money.  What kinda kinky things were you talking about?"

"Shit, dude.  The list is massive.  You gotta know your limits.  I once got
DP'd and charged each of them for a fuck.  Made a shit ton of money, but my
ass was wrecked for a couple weeks."

"DP'd?"  Colin asked frowning slightly.

"Double penetrated.  Two cocks in your ass at once.  Hurts like a bitch."

"Is that even possible?"  Colin replied shocked.

"Yeah, but you gotta really work your ass beforehand or you could rip it
and need to be stitched back up."

"Ow, that wouldn't be for me," Colin said almost holding his ass.

"That's why you gotta know your limits.  Like watersports, fisting, scat,
bondage, hot wax, breath play, mummification.  The list goes on."

"I don't even know what most of those are," Dylan admitted.  "Watersports
maybe.  Like what? Sex in a pool or on a boat or something?"

Bryce laughed.  "No.  Watersports is where you play with piss.  Either you
piss on them or they do it on you.  That has lots of options too.  Like you
could just do it on the body, or in your mouth or even drink it."

"GROSS!!" both guys said quickly.

"Not as gross as scat."

"I'm not even gonna ask," Colin said shaking his head.

"It's where you play with shit."

"No way!  That's disgusting."

"Some guys are into it.  They let you shit in their mouths or take a dump
in yours."

"Okay.  That's bullshit," Colin replied.  "Fuck I'm gonna be sick just
thinking about it.  Dude, I may never have sex again.  I can't even unhear
that now."

"It's not common, and just refuse to do it if it's suggested," Bryce
replied.  "I'd never do that, no matter how much they offered to pay."

"We gotta go or I'm gonna be late," Colin said as they walked to their
bikes.

"Can we exchange numbers?"  Bryce asked.  "I'd love to play with you guys
again and I know Chris would too."

"Do we have to call him Daddy?"  Dylan asked with a mischievous grin

"You don't have to, but I know from experience if you did, he'd love it and
probably fuck you for hours."

Dylan gave a huge grin as he handed his phone over to Bryce to get his
number.  After the three had swapped phones around, Colin and Dylan rode
off together.

"Would you wanna go over there and play with him again?"  Dylan asked as
they headed towards Colin's place.

"With Bryce?  Sure.  I don't understand the Daddy thing though.  My Dad is
the last person I'd want to have sex with."

"Yeah, me too, but Chris was pretty hot for an older guy.  I'd let him fuck
me if I got alcohol and weed, wouldn't you?"

Colin shrugged.  "I dunno.  I've ever done anything like that.  I was
shaking so bad that I thought my legs would give in."

"Me too at first, but once I got into it, I had a boner the whole time."

"I dunno if I liked it that much.  I didn't like being bossed around.  I
kinda like it when I get to decide what I want to do."

"I can understand that.  I had fun just letting them put me where they
wanted me.  It was super fun.  Would you be okay if I went without you
sometime?"

"I guess.  We said we were gonna do the open relationship thing, but you
gotta tell me about it if you do stuff okay?"

"Deal.  I really want Bryce and his Daddy to fuck me.  I think that would
be fun.  Plus I definitely want to make some money.  Sounds like a cool way
to do it.  I like sex and some guy is gonna pay me for doing it?  That
would be wicked cool."

"I could give you money, dude."

"No, but thanks.  I like earning my own money," Dylan replied as they rode.

"Okay, I'll give you a hundred bucks to fuck me when we get home," Colin
giggled slightly.

"Only a hundred?  Have you seen how big my cock is?  It's worth at least
two hundred."

"Maybe you should charge by the inch then," Colin joked.

"Shut UP!  That would be an awesome way to do it."

"I was joking pervert.  My boyfriend the male hooker."

"About to be a rich male hooker," Dylan said as he picked up speed and they
race to Colin's house.  Once there, Dylan wrapped his arms around Colin.
"That was the second-best day of my life so far.  I loved it!  Thanks for
sharing it with me!"

"I had fun too.  What was your first best day?"

"When we met," he said as they kissed before heading to the shower together
to wash off the adventures of the day.  Neither boy could get the images of
the day out of their head, but both for different reasons.



End of chapter.  Now wouldn't we all like to find Dylan and Colin in the
woods together?  Find out just how much wood there'll be in the chapter
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