Date: Sun, 15 Sep 2013 09:08:05 -0700 From: Dave Subject: Society Boys Chapter 135 The Society Boys By Connor Matthews Chapter 135 "`Marvin' get up to my bedroom and be naked, ass up by the time I get there," Colin said suddenly. I smiled as `Marvin' raced upstairs without a word and the games had begun. Colin looked at both of us and gave me a wink. I knew that Colin and `Marvin' had this game between them and they both loved it, so it wasn't really a surprise to see Colin take charge right away. "Time to go pound him. Join us later so he can be well used before he falls asleep. You both know he needs it," he said leaning over to give me a kiss. After he left Lucas and I were alone. "Looks like `Marvin' is about to see some true Canadian hospitality," Lucas said as we looked at each other. "He doesn't have to be alone. Why don't we get to know each other better?" I asked as I went over and put my hand at the bottom of his shirt and began to push it up to reveal his nice smooth tanned stomach. He stopped me before I got to his nipples. "Are you sure it's safe? You don't have cameras in here do you?" "No. The windows are blacked out from the outside so even if the media get past the perimeter security they wouldn't see anything inside the house. That's one reason `Marvin' likes it here so much. He can just let his inner submissive come out and enjoy time with us. So what do you like to do in bed?" I asked. "Basic stuff. I'm a top though. I think that's why `Marvin' and me get along. He likes to bottom." "Don't we know it," I laughed. "So you mean you've never tried bottoming?" "I've tried it once, I just don't like it. Hurts a hell of a lot. The guy I did it with had a big dick and I think he ripped my ass. He was a producer on one of my shows and I thought it would be fun. I was in pain for what seemed like days. Then it itched like hell as it healed. No way I'm going through that again." "What about rimming?" I said slightly surprised as he struck me as a massive bottom. "Not really my favorite thing either. I haven't had much experience though. Just played with `Marvin' really and when he told me how cool all you guys were I thought it would be fun to hang out with you." "You'll definitely learn things here. We love being naked as you'll find out soon enough. Have you ever rimmed an ass?" "No. I fingered `Marvin' before, but isn't it kinda gross sticking your tongue in there?" "That's what I thought the first time, now it's one of my favorite things. Not just giving but getting. I promise I'll show you all about it before you leave here?" "Leave here tonight? Or in the next couple months?" "Honey, we don't wait that long around here. I'm surprised you still have clothes on after this many hours. But at least you like to fuck. That's a good start." "I'm not that experienced there either, but it's definitely a fun thing to do. You like being a bottom right?" "Right! Love it and you will too, I promise. Just so you don't wonder about it, I will want to fuck you at some point, but if you don't love it, I'll give you a full refund." "I have to pay for it?" He asked suddenly. Maybe he wasn't as far from his Fred or Marvin Marvin character as we thought. "Figure of speech. I've never had a complaint yet and I've done straight boys and virgins, so you'll enjoy it I promise." "I dunno. I have a pretty small ass." "Yes, you do," I grinned. "But we'll open you up properly so that you understand why we love it. I'm sure Colin is upstairs right now fucking the hell out of `Marvin' and he's screaming for him to go harder and deeper. You will too one day, I'm sure. Maybe by Sunday..." Lucas grinned and blushed slightly. This was going to be great, I could feel it. First things first. I had to see what I had to work with. "So do you like to kiss?" "Not sure exactly, but like everything else I haven't really had much opportunity. It's okay I guess." "I'm surprised at that. `Marvin' is a pretty good kisser, so I figured he would have at least got you doing that regularly." "He does, plus we 69 a lot and I fuck him, so I'm not like a virgin or anything. I just don't have a lot of other experience, so I'm not sure what I like for sure yet." "No worries, around here you'll get as much experience as you can handle and maybe more. Hell I'll bet by the time you're ready to leave you'll be happy to get home just so you can have a break from it all. Not that I need to say it, but I will anyway, because I know how Blake is. Blake and his friends are off limits when it comes to sex. He's at the age where he wants to learn and believe me, he'll test you I'm sure, but he's not old enough yet." "God, no, of course not. I would never do it with someone his age." Lucas said looking at me almost horrified. "I know that, but Blake can be pretty sneaky. He's fine to run around naked and anything non-sexual, but he has a way of making even innocent things into a sex game. If you see him fooling around with any of his friends, just ignore it or he'll play it up even more for you." "Seriously? Geez, I'd have died if my parents even saw me naked. I can't imagine what would have happened if they walked in while I was going at it." "Like I've said, we're pretty open around here, but we try to set rules for Blake that make sense. If he starts something he shouldn't, just get away from him or suggest he take it someplace else." "Noted. I would love a house this open where I live, but I have five sisters and two brothers so privacy is almost non-existent." "Wow, I only had Jason growing up and that was more than enough most of the time. Well get used to the freedom while you're here," I grinned as I resumed pushing his shirt up and over his head. His perky little nipples were almost screaming to me to be licked and sucked, and his nicely toned body was already making me wildly horny. Of course a strong wind up my shorts does that. "Fuck you're hot!" I exclaimed. "Thanks, so are you," he replied quickly. My dick throbbed twice as a thank you. I pulled him to his feet so we were face to face. I wondered if I might cream my shorts before I got him naked. This was Fred. Crazy wild Fred and I was going to get him naked. Let's put that video on You Tube! I think I should have a special belt to notch for celebrities. Maybe I could create the Justin walk of fame around the floor of the playroom. I would take a cock imprints instead of hand imprints. Damn, I might be onto something here. I put my hands on Lucas' body and ran up and down his sides. He was so smooth and firm that I wondered if he were maybe made out of marble. He reached for my shirt and pulled it up and over my head leavng both of us shirtless. "Nice tattoo," he smiled as he looked at my arm band. I almost drilled my tongue into him he was so sexy. "Thanks," I smiled back. I went to unbutton his jeans and he put his hand on mine again. "Do we really want to do this in here? What if someone comes in?" He said nervously. "Then they join in or sit and watch. Just how it works around here," I said as I popped the button and lowered the zipper. His skinny jeans were so tight I almost had to peel them down his legs like a banana until they finally dropped to his ankles. As he stood there in his cute tight underwear, all I could think of doing was yanking them off to get to the goodies. The bulge was impressive. He stepped on each leg of his pants and pulled them off. I almost creamed again as he was almost completely naked now. Marvin Marvin was about to get an earth education that he could only dream of on Kluton! Lucas was shaking and I wondered if he was cold or nervous. I put my arm around his lower back and gently slid down over his shorts to grip his ass. It was as firm and tight as the rest of his skin. He felt like rubber. This boy needed my expert ass opening techniques, and quickly before I passed out from a massive explosion in my pants. I pulled on the back of his underwear and slipped inside to take hold of his bare skin. He gasped and shuddered. I've never felt an ass that smooth. "Do you shave your ass?" I asked. "No, God no. I'd end up cutting myself to shreds. It's just natural. I'm not really the hairy type." "I can see that," I agreed as I almost leaned in to lick him. "Are you ready to show me the rest?" He nodded rapidly almost without breathing. I pushed his shorts slowly down to expose his pubes and the top of his penis. As my hand got to the bottom of his glutes, I squeezed and pulled him against me. He put his arm around my waist to stop from falling and we were chest to chest. "`Marvin' wasn't kidding you guys really are really open about being gay aren't you? You certainly know how to say hello." "Why be anything else?" I asked thinkin back on my straight boy acting debacle. "Are you still okay with this?" "Just nervous. I'm not used to people being so forward around me. At least not guys. Girls hit on me quite a bit." As he talked I slowly lowered his shorts the rest of the way until his penis sprang free of its confines. I couldn't see it as we were too close together, but it was on the rise. Since my celebrity conquest...uhhh... friend wasn't making a move, I removed my own pants and stood there in my underwear. As I pulled back I looked at his sweet dick and tried not to over react and thrown him on the ground and rape him. He was easily 7 inches, maybe 7½ cut and with a small curve to the left. I took hold and stroked it. Lucas gasped again and stopped moving. "Damn, you are gonna be popular around here. Just holding onto your ass made me horny, but your cock is far better. I can't wait to be able to show you everything. You may not be ready to get fucked yet, but I hope you'll slide that thing into me a few dozen times." "Let's just go slow okay? Can I see your penis?" He said as he put his hand up to take hold of the band of my underwear. "Like you need to ask," I grinned as I stood back a bit and let him reach in to get it out. "Nice. That's a big dick. I doubt it'll fit in my ass. Even the guy who did fuck me wasn't that big," he said shaking his head as he stared at it. "Don't worry we'll get it in there. Right after I feel you inside me." I took hold of both our cocks and held them together as I stroked them. Lucas shook harder and I could feel him trembling. "Would you be more comfortable if we went up to the bedroom? You're okay around `Marvin' right?" "Yeah, maybe. I'm just a bit nervous that someone will come in and catch us." "I know you don't know me yet, but trust me, your safer here than anywhere else. Let's go upstairs." He went to put his underwear on and I just grinned. "Leave them off to get used to it. It's okay if you cover yourself with them as long as I can walk behind you and look at the small tight ass." "He grabbed his stuff and hung it in front of him as we headed out of the media room and up the stairs to the bedroom. As we entered, Lucas paused when he saw `Marvin' tied to the bed spread eagle and Colin fucking the hell out of him treating him like a whore. `Marvin' was also blindfolded and gagged with a sock. I loved this sight. Colin looked over and smiled as he saw me naked and Lucas with his clothes hanging in front of him. "You wasted no time," Colin panted as he kept drilling `Marvin'. "Wanna take my bitch for a ride? Lucas, what about you? You fuck him before?" "Yeah. Sure," he said looking more nervous than before. "So lose the clothes and get over here. Let's see what you can do. `Marvin', you okay with Lucas punching into your hole?" `Marvin' nodded. I took Lucas' clothes and gently pulled them away from him as Colin pulled out and we went toward the bed. "Don't worry `Marvin' loves this stuff when he's here. Colin and him have been screwing for years." Lucas climbed on the bed between his friend's legs and I took hold of his dick and stroked it as Colin poured some lube on it. Lucas looked at both of us almost suspiciously. Colin caught it and removed `Marvin's' gag. "It's just a game, right buddy?" Colin said to `Marvin' as he rubbed his back. "I told you dude, these guys rock dude. Just have fun and fuck me," he assured Lucas. There didn't need to be any further invitation as Lucas moved forward and I aimed his cock at `Marvin's' hole. Lucas entered and almost immediately lay on top of him. His ass went up and down and both of us watched. "Feel how smooth he is. Have you ever felt anything like that before?" I said to Colin who reached over and rubbed his cheeks. "Shit, something tells me you're gonna ride that for hours," Colin laughed. "He's a top," I said giving Colin a knowing look. "That won't last long," `Marvin' said bluntly. "Who told you you could speak bitch. Shut the hell up," Colin said as he bounced to the head of the bed and spread his legs and aimed his cock at `Marvin's mouth. "How you kept your ass clean or this is gonna taste funky slut." He took hold of `Marvin's long blonde locks and pushed his cock inside. I didn't know where to look, but since Lucas was the newbie to our group, I figured he was the main attraction. I rubbed his ass and slid my finger down his crack and fondled his balls. I repositioned myself to watch him fucking our other celebrity friend and I so badly wanted to fuck Lucas. I almost got to the point where I wasn't able to control myself. I got behind Lucas and rubbed my boner up and down his ass crack as he fucked. He looked back and reached around for my cock. "Relax Lucas, I won't fuck you until you're ready. I'm just getting you horny." "Already way past horny. I think I'm gonna cum," he panted as he lay down and shook hard. I recognized that body movement. He was basically a virgin and doing a four-way with strangers, no wonder he didn't last long. As he came down from his orgasm, I couldn't hold back any longer and pulled him out of the way and got on top of `Marvin' and released myself into him, in what had to be a record amount of time. It was like I was the virgin having my first fuck. Colin laughed at me and held `Marvin' as he shot his load. "I think we'll sleep well tonight boys," Colin said as he untied `Marvin' and had him turn over. He was rock hard and Colin surprised everyone by slapping it hard. "Guess one of us isn't getting relief tonight. How about if we all sleep in here. You guys up for that?" "Wow, you really don't waste time getting to know someone do you?" Lucas said with a smile. "Nope. Life is just way too short. Plus did you really think we wouldn't have sex with you after all the things `Marvin' no doubt told you about us," I smirked. "No, I just haven't experienced that before. Usually it starts slow and we give hand jobs or blowjobs and get to know each other first." "Well, we know each other now don't we?" I said rubbing his back. "Let's hit the shower and get some sleep." The four of us showered and cleaned each other up. Lucas had such a hot body and with `Marvin' around as well this was going to wear out my dick. We all cuddled up in bed together with `Marvin' and Lucas like a filling in our sandwich. I managed to play with Lucas' cock a couple of times in the night, but I'm not sure he was awake. It was fun to get him hard and then just rub it. In the morning I got out of bed and immediately tripped over something and fell flat on my face. I scrambled to turn around to see what I had fallen over. "Oww, Dad. I coulda been killed," Blake complained as he looked over at me lying beside him. "What are you doing in here?" "I knew you guys were having a sleepover so I got the cushions off your couch and grabbed my sleeping back so I could join in," he said sitting up. "There wasn't room in your bed. We should look at getting a bigger bed ya know." "I don't think they make them any bigger," I said quietly. Blake stood up and was completely naked with his morning boner visibly on display. "You should go take a piss buddy and get rid of that thing. Not cool to wave it around in front of guests." "But you guys are sleeping naked, and we're all boys here,' he said feigning innocence. "We both know that you know what is going on here now. You gotta learn to give us some privacy dude. You're always welcome to sleep with us, just check first okay?" "In case you're having sex right?" "Right. You're old enough to respect that." "I know, but I keep hoping I can see stuff and learn things. But don't worry Dad, I won't try anything `cause I don't want to get grounded again okay. You have to knock on my door too though when I have friends over. You know...just in case I'm having sex too." "That's seems fair," I agreed and Blake ran off to the bathroom to take care of his erection. That boy was definitely going to be as big as me when he got older. Some guy, or god help us...girl, was going to enjoy that thing. As Blake disappeared into the bathroom Lucas opened his eyes and looked at me. "I see what you mean about him. Is it always like that?" "Usually. We just give him advice and try to make sure he doesn't get into too much trouble." "Is he really having sex already?" "Yeah, with his friends. I think it's more like innocent boy stuff as they get used to the changes in their bodies. The thing I'm more worried about is that he has a girlfriend. I'm not really ready to be a grandfather yet." "Fuck that's funny. You'd be a 21 year old grandpa. Explain that shit." Lucas grinned and I crawled back into bed with him and took hold of his cock. `Marvin' and Colin were obviously jerking each other off too as they kissed good morning. It didn't go too far as Blake wandered back in and crawled onto the bed and wiggled up between `Marvin' and Lucas. "So do I have to go to school today or can I hang out with you guys?" "You have to go to school, but we have all weekend to hang out," Colin told him. "How about you go get a shower and get dressed. We'll meet you in the kitchen for breakfast." "Will your sex take long? Should I have a fast shower or a really long one?" "Blake! Go get a shower and don't ask personal questions," Colin told him a little sternly. "Okay, sorry, geez. Don't have a hissy. Cory and Casey can still come over tonight can't they?" We agreed and he crawled over us wiggling his tiny little ass at all of us. I groaned as he just had no modesty at all. I guess I might be partially to blame for that. Maybe... The rest of us wanted to play but the day called so we hit the shower and just ended up washing each other. All of us had morning wood and I couldn't get the thought out of my head of seeing Lucas bent over taking my cock up that tight smooth round ass. It was my newest project and would no doubt become an obsession shortly. I had to pop that sweet hole. We were just finishing up when Blake walked back in in his underwear. "Colin, can you blow me please?" "WHAT? Blake!" Colin said as he spun around quickly and wiped the water out of his eyes. "My cast. Can you blow the air in my cast, please?" He said holding up his arm. The little shit knew what he was saying and just stood there with an innocent look on his face that was hard not to laugh at. "Sure. Just get the hairdryer and wait for me on the couch in the bedroom," Colin told him. He grabbed it and headed out. "That kid is gonna give me a heart attack, I'm sure." "I like him. He totally isn't shy or inhibited about anything, is he? I think he'll do well. You should get him into acting," Lucas said. "When we first met him, he was really shy and quiet and now we seem to have gone 180 degrees the other way. We may have to calm him down just a little before he gets all of us into trouble," Colin said as we got out of the shower. I followed Lucas' ass out. I mean I followed Lucas out of the shower. Those two little guys that sit on my shoulder and argue with each other all the time, (the one who tells me to do bad things, the other to tell me not to do those things) were both screaming at me to just fuck the hell out him right there, right now and get it over with. I couldn't hear myself think from all the screaming going on. I compromised and towelled Lucas dry making sure to get my finger into his ass crack and rub his pucker until it was nice and dry. He turned and looked at me with a knowing smile and then leaned over to kiss me. Fuck, I was gonna pass out. I was sure of it. All the blood was heading south ready for the morning action...the morning action that never came. I mean really, I never came. We dressed and went down to breakfast where Blake was arm wrestling Troy on the kitchen island. I think Troy might have been letting him win, either that or Troy is a wimp. "Morning," he said in his usual bright and cheery voice. We all acknowledged him and went to get our breakfasts. `Marvin' made sure to give Troy a big kiss which distracted him enough that Blake slammed Troy's hand to the counter and cheered as he won. "Thanks `Marvin', way to help!" Blake yelled out excitedly. "Yeah, thanks `Marvin'...way to help," Troy said as he reached down and adjusted his crotch. We all grinned at the double meaning. We had basic morning conversation and then realized we should get going. "Blake, run up and get your stuff. I'll meet you at the door." He jumped up and threw his dishes in the sink and went to head off. "Dishwasher!" I yelled. "God, don't we have people for that yet," he said shaking his head. Yipes, he was turning into a spoiled brat. How did I miss that? Guess we should give him some real chores around here. He put his dishes away and ran upstairs. At the same time we heard a screech of tires outside and moments later J.P. raced in excitedly. I had texted him that `Marvin' was back in town so he wasn't surprised to see him, although he pulled up short when he saw Lucas. "No way! Lucas Cruikshank. Holy crap! Nice to meet you dude. I'm Jean Paul, but everyone just calls me J.P." He shook his hand. Lucas looked at him and then at me. "You really are identical," he smiled. "All the way down to the arm tattoo and big... ummm... hands," he smirked. "Don't worry I've already seen his biggest asset. If you're the same I'm keeping back. You two could do real damage with those things." "Figures," J.P. said as he gave me a kiss. "Wait until you meet our other brother Jason. Then you'll really be in for a triple treat. But I came over to tell you guys the big news. I got the part! The new show. They gave me the role of the triplets. My agent said they were gonna change the format but someone convinced them to do it as written and funded the production." From the corner of my eye, I noticed Colin look down and grab his coffee. I would talk to him later. `Marvin' also looked at Colin with an amused raise of one eyebrow. Talk about a Spock like move. "So we start filming on Monday and Ryan even got a walk on role, for one of the episodes. He was so excited that I don't think we slept all night. I'm surprised I can even walk." "TMI dude! TM, fucking I," I laughed. "You wish! You're my brother remember. Not only is it not TMI. You probably want the video of it," J.P. said as he put his arm around me. "There's a video?" I said sitting upright and giving him a big cheesy grin. "No! Down boy." We saw Blake run past and to the door. "Come on ladies, I don't have all day!" he said as he raced by. "Whoa, what's up with you miss thing? Someone has her panties in a bunch?" J.P. said quickly. Blake stopped and turned to look at J.P., "I'm a boy, not a miss, and I don't wear panties. For your information, I'm going commando today." "How about not going commando. Go put some underwear on," I suggested. "It's okay Dad. Everyone goes commando. Well at least the guys who don't have gym class. You gotta wear underwear there in case you get pantsed. Would be killer embarrassing otherwise. Don't worry, I have some in my backpack just in case." I was about to ask `just in case what', but decided to let it go. "So what are you guys up to today?" I asked the rest of the group. "We'll go over to the studio for a bit. Get the feel of the place," `Marvin' said. "You should come with us." "I would, but I have class and I really gotta stop missing stuff. I'll catch up with you later." "I can go," Troy smiled. "I have a slow day at school so I wouldn't mind seeing the studio." `Marvin' grinned at having his buddy go along with him. Colin also said he would go. I felt left out again, but education was important...apparently. I just hoped no one would open Lucas' ass up before I got home. I wanted to be there for that. It's like whacking away for hours at a piñata and someone else gets it open to let the good stuff spill out while you're in getting another beer. Same thing I tell you. "Ladies! Today! Time is money. I have people to see, things to do," Blake said tapping an imaginary watch on his wrist." "Jesus, he sure came out of his shell," `Marvin' remarked. "Yeah, we're thinking of pushing him back in it and super gluing it shut," Colin laughed. "Ha ha very funny," Blake said. "But I have to get to school early so I can make plans with Casey and Cory to sleep over tonight. Then we're still gonna go out on the boat and to the island tomorrow right?" "That's the plan, yes." Colin agreed. "Cool. Thanks. You guys are the best." "When we're not grounding you, right?" "Right!" Kyle's classes didn't begin until later, so it was just Blake and I off to school today. We jumped in the Camaro and headed to his school first. He jumped out quickly giving me a fist bump and saying he'd see me later. I guess he was too old for a kiss goodbye now. I miss those years. Wait, I never had those years. Never mind. I headed to my first class and as I rounded the corner to the lecture room, I ran into Damian. Literally. He was running and crashed right into me, his coffee flying out of his hands and his cell phone crashing to the floor. "Shit. God damn it," he said as he picked up his phone. "Sorry dude," he said as he looked up, and then recognized me. "Oh it's you. Shoulda known. I guess now I have a busted phone to remember you by as well." "Holy shit, Damian. Calm the fuck down. I know you don't like me, but I'm not the one racing through the halls like I'm practicing for the Olympics. I didn't break your fucking phone, and I've tried to apologize to you for the first time we met, but obviously you're a self-obsessed prick, who isn't interested in forgiveness. Get over yourself. You got laid, had some fun and we moved on. Fucking deal with it. No doubt you'll have sex with guys who fall in love with you too. It happens with newbies. Get over it and fast before you become a bitter old queen living with his cats. Fuck!" I was shaking so bad as I said it and then walked off to class without helping him at all. I figured if I couldn't win him over by being nice, then I might as well give what I was getting. Unfortunately Nate heard the whole thing. "Kinda harsh dude," he said as we sat together. "I've tried to be nice to him and apologize, but he keeps giving me attitude. Time for him to get a reality check. We fucked and he fell in love with me and I never called him back. Boo hoo. Life sucks, deal with it. I can't help how he feels. It was just sex and he thought it was more. I tried apologizing but I think he figures I owe him more. If he were nicer, I'd give him more...a lot more. He's really cute." "You really are a slut aren't you?" "Is that a bad thing?" "No, but I think it is to him," Nate said as we watched Damian enter the room and look at me. It wasn't his usual hatred, but he sure looked pissed off. I hope it wasn't Columbine pissed off. I'd apologize after class as I didn't need him going postal one day in the future with me as his main target. Of course in Canada going postal, means we lick you and put stamps on you, or maybe throw a lemon meringue pie in your face. That was the last attack on a Prime Minister in this country. We can be such a vicious society when we want to be. Class was interesting and I was learning lots about psychology. I still couldn't get the Gangnam style song out of my head every time I thought of PSYchology. I could just see going across the stage to get my diploma doing the dance to go with it. I'd probably be nude under my robe too. Always fantasized about doing that. As class ended, Nate nudged me as Damian headed past and I shrugged and ran after him. "Damian. Wait up. I'm sorry for what I said dude. I didn't mean it." "Whatever Justin. You made your point. I was just a fuck. A one night stand. Sorry I made such a big deal of it. I dreamt of you for weeks, but you're out of my system now. Let's just leave it like that." "Friends?" I asked. "No, but not enemies. Maybe one day we can be more, but I have to work on building a real relationship somewhere first." "I can live with that. Is your phone okay?" I asked. "No, the screen's completely busted. Pisses me off too as I just got it and it's on a three year contract. It'll be like $250 to fix. I'll have to ask for extra hours at work so I can afford to replace it." "I can give you the money if you want. It was partially my fault," I offered. "Plus I kinda owe you for being a bit of a douche to you." "I can't let you give me money, but maybe I could borrow it. The phone is kinda my link to the world right now. I don't have internet at home, so I use the phone as my remote WiFi." I pulled out my wallet and handed him 300 bucks. "No need to pay me back." "I will anyway. Thanks. Maybe you're not such a prick. Later." He said as he walked off. "Feel better?" Nate asked as he came up beside me and put his hand on my shoulder. "Surprisingly yes," I admitted. I really disliked people hating me. We headed off to our next classes and met Kyle at lunch with the girls, Rory and Kent. "You guys bring any of those sweet cars to school?" Rory asked. "Nah. We just keep it low key," I said casually. "Any chance I could ever borrow one, or rent one from you one day. Would love to cruise up at my chick's place in a Lamborghini. She'd be so wet I'd get into her panties for sure." "Dude, you're such a pig," Linda said. "Girls aren't into cars like that. You want the girl to like you? Be a decent guy. Treat her well, open doors, be romantic. Don't be such a perv. Girls don't want to hear how badly you want to eat out their pussies or finger bang them, or ride them like a runaway train." "That's a good one!" Kent laughed. "I'm gonna ride her like a runaway train!" he mimicked. "God, no wonder girls like gay guys. They know how to treat girls so much better," Linda said. "That's only because they don't want to get into your pleasure center and drill for oil," Rory smiled as he and Kent high fived. "The only way you two are drilling for oil is if you fuck each other, and you won't find easy oil, just the tar sands. Loose the `tudes and your cute enough that girls will flock to you. Continue to be pervs and drool over every hot chick and you'll be giving each other hand jobs until you're in a nursing home together." "Harsh!" Kent said. "Plus I've had lots of pussy. Once girls see the package, they want it delivered." All I was thinking to myself is that I wanted to see the packages and I'd be happy for them to deliver it to me. "So what's the chance of borrowing one of those sweet rides?" Rory asked again. "We talking cars still or are you wanting one of my roommates now?" I asked causing the girls to howl with laughter and high five me. "Totally perfect burn, dude," Linda laughed. "Cars dude," Rory said as he went red. I grinned. "I know, just kidding you. Couldn't resist. We don't normally let others take them out, as the insurance on those things is a bitch. Plus they're worth like half a million each." "Except the Bugatti," Nate added. "Fuck there's no way I'd take that car. One scratch and I'd be working it off for the rest of my life," Kent said as he took a bite of his burger. "Come on. Maybe for a special event or something. Let me borrow it for like four hours and then return it. I'd do anything just name it," Rory said almost begging. "Here's your chance," Robyn said nudging me and winking. My dick was rising and this wasn't the best time for that to happen. I had tight jeans on and it would show way too easily. I laughed. "Okay, four hours. Just suck Kent off until he comes." "How did I get in this?" Kent asked. "I don't want him sucking my dick." "Okay, suck Kyle off then. Right here, right now and you can have the Lamborghini for a whole day," I offered grinning. "No way! We'd all get busted for sure. Come on be reasonable. Name your price for four hours of the car." "You and Kent fuck me and Kyle for one hour each." "Seriously?" "Seriously. If the girls like your package that much, let's see what you can do with it. Show me how good you are and the cars are yours." "Hell, I wanna watch that," Linda grinned. "Not a chance. I'd fuck either of you..." Rory said to the two girls "...while they watched, but it would be just too weird the other way around." "How about if we have an orgy?" Robyn added. You two fuck the gay guys first and then you can do us next. A no limit full on orgy with everyone doing everyone else. Sucking and fucking. The end result is that you both get a car for 24 hours," she said looking at me for confirmation. I nodded eagerly. "What do you mean by no limits?" Kent asked suspiciously. "If the hole is empty it could get something inserted in it," Linda added. "No way I'm getting fucked," Rory remarked almost too loudly for where we were. "That's where I draw the limit." "Are you kidding? You'd actually consider this?" Kent said. "You'd have sex with a guy to borrow his car?" "No, but if it's an orgy, it's not like it's gay sex. It's just sex. We could have some drinks or smoke some weed before and just see what happens." "Gotta admit, I never thought I see the day that Captain super stud would give it up for a guy. Must be something in the BC water man." "Maybe, but I'll be the one driving around in a Lamborghini for 24 hours for one hour of sex with two girls and a couple of guys. It's just skin. Haven't you ever sucked your own dick before?" Rory asked. "No, have you?" "Sure. Lots of times," he admitted. I looked at Kyle and grinned. I had to see that. We'd get pictures for the album. The conversation changed before we could find out if he swallowed his own cum, but I just had to see that no matter what. How big was his dick if he could suck it? "I dunno dude, I'll have to think about it. Not sure I can have sex with a guy, or with you in the same room for that matter," Kent said shaking his head and drinking his milkshake. His cum thick white vanilla milkshake. Slurp! I seriously gotta get a hobby. Everything made me horny. As the time ticked down on our lunch hour we got up and I could see the enlarged bulge in Rory's pants. I figured it was probably the thought of having sex with Linda and Robyn, but in Justin world, he was thinking of me and how hot it would be to bone my ass. I was so hard I had to hang my backpack in front of my crotch casually as we walked away and headed to our next classes. Nate spoke up finally. "Were you serious about all that?" "Sure, but come on. I seriously doubt they'd go for it. They never even got naked at the house when everyone else was skinny dipping. I hardly think they're gonna put out in front of a group and let gay guys do them." "I dunno what the big deal is. I've done it. Big whoop. The world didn't change and I haven't been turned in a raging homo," he grinned. "Not yet. But you've only had one treatment. It usually takes three and then there's the initiation and the brainwashing before you're fully gay and part of our team. I get 100 recruiter points for each straight boy I convert. How do you think I got all those cars?" "You're a funny dude, Justin. Weird...but funny. I'd fuck you anytime for one of those cars." "Awww, thanks! You say the sweetest things," I laughed as we headed to the next class. He was in the same building, just not in the same room. We met after school and agreed to go back to his place to study for an hour. We hadn't seen or heard from our lunch group since and I figured it might take days before they sorted it out in their heads. The turmoil. Sex for a car. A chance to do two hot girls, for a car... It was mind boggling that they needed to think about it, but straight boys are a funny breed. As soon as we got to Nate's place, I dumped my stuff on the coffee table and plopped onto his couch. He grabbed both of us a beer and sat beside me. "Would it bother you if I got comfortable, or would I be too big a distraction?" "I think I can control myself," I laughed. "Plus it's your place do what you want." He pulled his shirt off and I watched as he unbuttoned his pants and got rid of them and his underwear in one swift motion, then sat back down. He adjusted his package to give it breathing room and sat back. "That's better. Just so we're not weird around each other or anything, I'm fine if you check me out or wanna give me head or anything. I don't really have a lot of hang-ups. I just wouldn't want to do stuff in public, if that's okay. We're guys, we get horny, so whatever happens is cool. Just keep it between us okay. No telling your roommates or friends or anything." I laughed. "No worries dude. I just like that you're open minded and enjoy being naked. It's a refreshing change from straight boys like Kent and Rory, who think we only want into their pants." "But don't you?" "Like you said we're just all horny guys," I grinned as I took a sip of my beer. "Mind if I ask you some questions about being gay? I've never really had anyone to ask and I'm curious." "Sure, fire away." "Do gay guys want to do all other guys? "No, of course not. You don't have sex with every straight girl do you?" "No, but it's not for lack of trying. Seems easier for gays." "Probably because it's just sex at that point. We do it and move on. No emotional connection like a lot of straight relationships. Like with you and me. We tried it, blew a load and got on with other things. We didn't get all girl bat shit lovey dovey crazy with it. We just got off. It's not like we fell in love." "No, of course not. But isn't it like super difficult to control yourself when you're gay? I mean you go into a change room and there's tons and tons of naked guys all over the place. Isn't that like a shopping centre for you? I can't exactly walk into a girl's locker room and pick what I want from the line. My dick would go instantly hard and there's no way I'd be able to keep myself under control." "Gotta admit that's sometimes a tough one. Thank god for cold water. But after a while, you get used to controlling it. Like when you first went to Wreck Beach, you got a boner I'll bet, now you don't even notice. Naked people are rarely interesting. It's the fantasy of the person that gets you horny. If we were all naked, all the time, sex would drop by 80%. That's one huge advantage of being gay. We can see the merchandise before we take it home, and be calm enough to not blow a load in the first 5 seconds." "So you do check guys out when they're naked?" "Sure, but so do straight boys. Try to tell me that you don't." "I do, but it's not like I look at them for sex. I just compare things like body toning, muscles, how big their dick is compared to mine; things like that. Mainly just to see how I compare. You'd probably be thinking about what it would be like to have sex with them." "Sometimes. Okay a lot of times, but I also check guys out to see how I compare to them too. Only a natural reaction." "So if a gay guy hits on you, would you just go have sex?" "No. I wouldn't be interested in guys that weren't my type." "What is your type? If you don't mind me asking." "I prefer slim toned smooth guys. I'm not a fan of hairy or overweight." "Do you have other preferences?" "Probably, but those are my big ones. If I had two guys side by side, I'd probably look at smiles, and if they were naked, I'd take a big dick over a small one." "That's the same with straight guys though when they check out girls and their boobs and hair and stuff. Does gaydar really exist?" "Nah, but I think gay guys give out a vibe that other gay guys pick up sometimes. It could be a look or the way they're dressed. Stuff like that." "Cool. So have you done many straight boys?" "Sure. Even straight guys like blowjobs, and who better than a gay guy to know what feels good. Plus guys like to fuck, so why not bend over and let them fuck. An ass is tighter than a pussy." "True that." We stopped talking about me being gay and went to do homework. I took off my clothes and got just a comfortable as he was. It was fun to just hang out like that with no sexual tension. I noticed he adjusted his dick a lot and I almost helped him a few times, just like a good friend would, but I managed to behave. After an hour, we finished and I stood up to get dressed. Nate stood up with me and gave me a quick bro hug. "This was fun. You're so much more relaxed than my straight friends. They always have issues with me being naked." "No worries there. I'm naked at my place a lot too. Come over anytime. No one blinks at naked guys around our house." "I'm serious though, if you ever get horny and want to blow me, I wouldn't object," Nate said grinning at me. I didn't know if it was a test or if he was just horny. "Ditto," I smiled. "Don't hesitate to blow me or ask me to bend over for you. I love sex and you're a good looking guy." "Am I your type?" "Dude, you're my friend and I want it to stay that way. If you want to add benefits, I'm always cool with it, but I never want you to feel weird around me." "Sweet. Catch you at class on Monday," he said giving me another bro hug. He certainly didn't mind body contact. I headed home and wondered why I didn't go down on him considering he'd offered twice. That wasn't like me. Maybe I should stop by the doctor for a brain scan. I entered the house and found Colin in the great room. "Where is everyone?" I asked as I sat beside him to give him a kiss. He seemed home alone working on the computer. "Blake convinced me to pick Cory and Casey up, along with their bikes, so they're out somewhere on them. The other three are in the backyard, and J.P. said he and Ryan would be over later," he replied. I stood up to go to the window to have a look, but I couldn't see anyone at first and then saw the bushes move in the pot garden. I smiled and headed out to see what was going on. I went up quietly and found all three guys naked and having fun. Lucas was sitting on the bench with Troy on all fours. He was sucking Lucas while `Marvin' fucked him and rubbed his back. Troy looked happy and Lucas smiled as he saw me approach. "Look like you're getting to know Troy better," I said to Lucas as I sat beside him. "Mind if I join in?" "Like we could stop you," `Marvin' remarked with a huge smile. I pulled off my shirt and pants quickly and turned to face Lucas as I stood up and dropped my underwear. He watched as my cock came into sight and reached over to fondle it. I was glad to see he'd got over his nervousness, and from the smell in the air, I was pretty sure it was because all three of them were stoned. I wondered if this might be the best way to get into Lucas' ass. Get him wasted and calm before I fucked his tight little hole and left a duty free welcome gift in there that he could take home with him. "Let's switch up a bit," `Marvin' suggested. "Troy you sit on the bench and Lucas you get down on the ground on your knees." "You're not gonna fuck me are you?" "Relax buddy, I know you're not ready for that. Just watch why fucking is so much fun." They two guys separated and Troy sat on the bench. `Marvin' lubed him up and then straddled his legs and told Lucas to watch closely. I almost wanted to say fuck that and get in that position myself to watch. Lucas got in close and we both stared without blinking as `Marvin' lowered himself onto Troy's 7 incher. The tip disappeared and `Marvin' put his arm around Troy's neck and turned to kiss him deeply as he lowered himself the rest of the way. He bounced up and down, slowly and erotically, as Lucas watched and stroked his own dick. "Hot huh?" I asked. "Hell yeah. I'm beginning to see why group things are better than one on one. I think in one day I've learned more than in my whole life." "The day hasn't even begun yet," I grinned wickedly. "You gotta feel something." I grabbed the lube and took hold of Lucas' index finger and coated it. He looked at me unsure of what I was doing. "`Marvin', lift up a bit and hold there with just the tip of Troy's cock in you." Like a good submissive, he did as he was told. I took Lucas' finger and placed his fingertip flat on the shaft of Troy's cock. "Okay, hold it there and let it slide inside `Marvin' as he sits back down. Use your other fingers and hold Troy's balls if you need to. I watched the strain on `Marvin's' face as he began to lower himself and Lucas' finger entered his ass alongside Troy's shaft. "Keep your finger flat so it goes in easier," I instructed. I'm not sure if they have this move in the `Gay Sex for Dummies' manual but they should. It's a hot one to watch. Lucas was riveted as he watched and felt his finger disappear into his friends ass. I would have to remember to try this later myself. I wonder if you could use all four fingers. As they worked as a team I went behind Lucas and pulled him up on his knees and got behind him. I'm pretty sure he thought I was going to fuck him as he looked back pretty quick. "Trust me," is all I said as I lowered my face into his smooth rubber tight ass crack and pulled his cheeks apart. I licked the length of his beautiful ass several times before lapping at his hole and teasing it. I reached between his legs to play with his balls and found him rock hard. I hated to leave the sweet dick unattended so I stroked it as I rubbed his balls and licked around his pink pucker. Then I pierced his ass with my tongue and drove right into him causing him to gasp and almost jump off the ground. I held on tight and used my free hand to pull his ass cheeks even wider, although they were so firm there wasn't much to pull open. He was pretty much fully available. I wanted to fuck him so bad I almost suggested we each have three more joints and four beers. If you've ever been so horny that you are almost crazy with lust and would commit imaginable crimes to get laid, then you know how I felt at that moment. Lucas was begging to be fucked and his hole was just screaming for cock. It was the smoothest tightest hole I'd seen anywhere outside of my own...(I know what you're thinking...but my ass is as hard and smooth and sweet as a Werthers' on a summer day...hehe) Maybe the pot in the air was getting me stoned. I almost lubed my cock up and went to fuck him, but I figured I should wait a little longer before punching into the alien butthole. He needed it, and despite his complaining earlier, I knew he would love it, if done properly. Meanwhile I rimmed him for all I was worth. I think I added an extra inch to my tongue just to give him the best possible sensation. I used a finger at one point to rub against his pucker and teased it at the entrance to his hole. Each time I did it, Lucas winked his rosebud and tried to clamp it shut, but my tongue was doing a great job of keeping open. `Marvin' grabbed Lucas' head and aimed his cock at the unused mouth. Even though it had just been in Troy's ass, Lucas swallowed it halfway down before he began to gag and cough. We would have to work on his deep throat abilities if he was going to service everyone in this house. Oh, did I forget to mention that? He would be servicing everyone in the house before he left. Kinda what happens around here in case you haven't noticed. I can't wait to see how he handles Aaron's cock. "Oh god, this is hot! I'm gonna cum," `Marvin' exclaimed shortly. Lucas went to pull back, but `Marvin just held him in place. I'm not sure if they had done this before so it would be interesting to see how Lucas handled a mouthful of hot celebrity juice. `Marvin' grunted and slammed hard onto Troy's dick as he let fly into Lucas' mouth. I heard Lucas gagging and choking as he received the delicious seed. As the orgasm subsided, `Marvin' let go of Lucas' head and he pulled off quickly and spit the cum onto the ground. Strike three for this boy. Wasting the best part of the sex session. How would he ever grow into a hot sex god if he spit out cum each time. He needed to learn to swallow. I'd add that to the whiteboard in the basement of upcoming Lucas lessons. I resumed my attack on his cock and ass and before long Lucas was blasting his own cum everywhere. I made sure to catch as much of it in my hand as I, and every fibre of my being said I should finger it into his hole and use it to fuck him with, but that was lesson 17. Instead I took my hand and let him watch as I licked it all up and swallowed it. He was as tasty as you would expect from an alien from Kluton. Sweet and delicious, better than most fruit...or is that fruits? `Marvin' was still impaled on Troy and just turned to look at him. "Ready to cum in my ass, baby?" he said. Troy nodded. `Marvin' leaned back and turned so they could both kiss and he began to bounce up and down on him harder and harder. With his free hand he reached over and tweaked Troy's nipple as Lucas and I watched. I reached up and gently tickled Troy's balls back toward his ass. It didn't take much of all that stimulation for Troy to cry out in a muffled moan and we could almost hear the gush of cum blast into `Marvin'. As he came down from the powerful orgasm, `Marvin' lifted his feet up and placed them on Troy's knees and slowly lifted his ass up and off my brother's cock. Lucas and I both watched as it popped out and cum began to dribble out of his open hole. He held it there for a while as the white river flowed ing just how much Troy had enjoyed himself. I was still horny and wanted a piece of something. I think `Marvin sensed that as he put his legs down and stood up to come over to where I was kneeling. He pushed me backwards and quickly sat on my cock to engulf me. He bounced up and down as he played with both my nipples and finally lay forward to give me a quick tongue slam down my throat. Maybe it wasn't right but in my mind, the ass I was fucking was Lucas and it only took a second after the tongue entered my mouth for me to cry out and jettison my load. I almost blurted Lucas' name out. Now that would have been embarrassing. We were all truly exhausted, but not in any hurry to rush back to the house yet. Troy sparked up a doobie and handed it around. I didn't know he had gotten into pot, but I'd rather see that than have him get into other drugs or become an alcoholic. With all the shit he'd been through, this was probably a good way for him to relax. We finished up and pulled on underwear before heading back in. Normally we would just go naked, but there was still the chance that paparazzi could be lurking somewhere to get a shot to sell. This would be one that could sell for millions. Two celebrities smoking pot and having gay sex outdoors with two other guys. TMZ and the internet would go wild with it. Of course with J.P. about to become a celebrity in his own right, they might think I was him and it would be three celebrities having stoner sex. We headed into the house and dropped our underwear before all going into the main bathroom to shower off. I was going to rinse my ass out, but I noticed the nozzle on the bidet was missing. Seemed strange as they all had attachments, so there was no reason for anyone to remove it. Then I snapped my fingers and smiled to myself. They all had them, except Blake's room. We'd taken that one out when he moved in. I was pretty sure that the missing nozzle was a recent change as I'd used it yesterday, or was it the day before. I dunno one day is just like every other around here. We cleaned ourselves up and hit the pool with Colin joining us. Blake and his friends were still out on their bikes, no doubt terrorizing the neighborhood. We lazed around on the floating chairs in the pool as the kids returned carrying bags of stuff. "What ya got there?" I asked. "Just the basics for tonight. Chips, pop, Mike & Ike's, lube, porn, smokes, pretzels, popcorn. Stuff like that," Blake grinned as the others just giggled. "Lube, porn and smokes, huh? You better be kidding or the grounding could last until your 25," I said looking up at him with a smile. "Sure Dad, like they'd sell me those things. I'm 12!" He laughed. "Just wanted to see if you were paying attention." "I always pay attention to you Blake, because I never know what you're gonna get up to next." "We were thinking of pitching a tent in the backyard if that's okay," Blake said changing the subject. "Like father, like son again," Troy whispered. I flipped him off his floating chair as I answered Blake. "Sounds like fun. Want some help setting it up?" "Daaaad! I'm a Boy Scout remember. I can do that blindfolded with one arm tied behind my back." "Or in a cast," Tory laughed as he wiped the water from his face. "Well the offer stands if you need anything. Dinner is at 7. What do you guys want?" "That's okay. We've got it covered. Once we get the tent set up, we're gonna go to the ocean and catch some fish. We'll cook it on a fire." "How about on the barbecue? I'm not sure the neighbours wouldn't appreciate us having a backyard fire." "I can live with that. I might need help with the gross stuff though, once we catch the fish, okay?" "Sure. Kyle and Troy can help with that," I offered as there was no way I was gutting a fish. That's why we live in a civilized world with supermarkets. "Just in case the fish don't cooperate, what else would you like for dinner?" "Pizza!" they all yelled simultaneously. "Okay we'll order pizza for 7pm for everyone just in case you don't get a fish." "Cool. Thanks Dad," Blake said as the boys ran off. I heard Casey say "I'd rather have pizza than fish." I laughed to myself just as Troy pushed my chair over and dumped me in the water. We all wrestled around for a while trying to drown each other before we called a truce and hit the hot tub. Lucas seemed much more comfortable being naked around us now and was fitting in like one of the family. I made sure to sit next to him and take a few opportunities to stroke his legs under water. He didn't object, maybe because we were still stoned, or maybe because he liked me. I watched as `Marvin' and Troy kissed hot and heavy and eventually got out of the water, both with raging erections, and ran off upstairs. "I think they really like each other," Lucas commented "They've been like that all day. Kissing, holding hands and of course out in the yard." "Yeah they are a cute couple that's for sure. `Marvin' actually asked Troy to be his boyfriend, but was turned down." "Really? Why?" Lucas asked staring at me in surprise. "Troy wasn't sure he could handle a public relationship with a celebrity, especially a gay relationship." "I can see that. The paps can be a pain in the ass sometimes. Once they got hold of the two of them, they'd never leave them alone, but there's lots of tricks to make it work if they wanted to. I think that's where the get the term paps smear. Once they smear you all over the tabloids, you're fucked. Personally, I think the two of them would be great together. I can already see how they look at one another." "Would it make you jealous at all?" I asked slightly concerned. "No, I'm not ready for a boyfriend or anything. `Marvin' is a great friend but he's not really the type I'd want for a boyfriend." "Seriously? If I weren't married, I'd be all over that in a heartbeat." Colin poked me in the side. I looked at him. "What? I said if I WEREN'T married. Dude how hot would it be to have a celebrity boyfriend?" "We can always get divorced so you can have him," Colin grinned as he leaned in to kiss me. "Yeah, like you'd get rid of me that easily. Plus I have the best guy in the world anyway. No way I'd trade you in." "Nice save, babe," Colin laughed. "It's not gonna stop you thinking about him though is it?" "I'm married, not in a coma. You like him just as much as I do." "Fair enough." "You guys are hilarious. I've never met a married couple like you before. You're okay having sex with other people?" "Sure, it's just sex. It'll never change the fact we love each other. Keeps things interesting and we're always here for each other. Plus, the best sex we ever have is with each other anyway. It's just nice to play with others as well and mix it up." "That's actually so hot. I hope when I finally get a boyfriend he's like that. I'm not sure I could just have sex with one person for the rest of my life." "Well the best thing in a relationship is just be honest. Never lie or fool around behind each other's backs. If you get laid by someone else, agree in advance that you can do it and don't hide it when it happens. Justin gets laid so much he rarely talks about anything else. Sometimes he's like audio described video," Colin chuckled. "Speaking of which, Nate said he's open to getting blowjobs whenever I go over to his place to study," I admitted. "The straight boy nudist?" Colin smirked. "Go figure. Next he'll be taking it up the ass and asking you to move in with him." "I think I'll behave myself around him. I just want a regular straight friend. Or course if he offers his ass one day, I probably won't refuse. That would just be impolite and downright rude." "Of course it would," Colin laughed as he reached under the water and grabbed my dick. We didn't have time to start anything as the kids strolled past dragging the tent and half the garage storage with them. J.P. and Ryan had arrived and somehow been recruited as Sherpa's for the boys. They dropped the stuff where they were told and joined us in the hot tub. "Looks like a major campout this weekend. Does Blake scare easily?" Ryan asked. "Not that I know of. He's more the daredevil type." "We could have some fun with them tonight after they go to bed." "What'd you have in mind?" I smirked. "Let's make it sound like a bear or other wild animal. Scare the crap out of them." "I'm not sure that's good parenting, but it sound like a hell of a lot of fun," I agreed. "You guys should download some bear noises that we could send over the speakers to add realistic effects." "Fuck, they're gonna crap themselves," J.P. laughed. Kyle ran in and excitedly bounced in front of us. "Come see what I just bought," he beamed dressed all in leather. "You going to a kink party or something?" I asked. He ignored the question as we got out of the water, grabbed some towels and followed him up the stairs. He opened the front door and all of us went out wrapped in only our towels. There was a brand new motorcycle in the driveway. "You bought a Ducati?" Ryan asked. "Fucking cool. Damn I wanna be rich." "It's not that expensive. It's the Monster 796. I got it for 12 grand. They had others but they were up over 20 grand and I thought they were too big for me to handle for my first bike. Check out this helmet!" He said showing us the Arai matte black full face helmet. He put it on and flipped the front open. "I also bought these leather pants and jacket." "Dude! This rocks!" Ryan said. "Can you drive it?" "Yeah of course. I have to have a learner's permit on it for 30 days, but then I can go for a road test and get the `L' plate removed." We all looked at the tiny `L' plate secured to the license plate. "The only thing I can't do is go over 60km an hour on the road while I'm learning or have passengers, but after that I can go faster and take all of you for a ride. We'll blast up to Whistler and let the bugs hit our faces. "Gross," I said. "And you prefer that to the truck why?" "Freedom. I can take the paraglider, get into back country feel the wind in my hair," he said as he pulled off the helmet. "You know you'll be wearing a helmet right? So no wind..." I said as I patted him on the back just as Cory, Casey and Blake came running out. "Cooool! You got a motorbike? Can I go for a ride?" Cory said as he jumped on it while Kyle held it in place. "Me too!" Blake said followed by Casey. "I can't take you guys yet until I get a full license, but next month we can go if your parents say it's okay." "Dad, can I go on the bike with Kyle?" Blake asked. "No," I said quickly, just as Colin said `yes.' We looked at each other and smiled. Our first disagreement. "No way. It's too dangerous. What if he falls off?" I said being the cautious parent. "I'll hang on real tight. I promise. Plus Kyle is a good driver. He wouldn't let nuthin happen to me, right Kyle." "Right." "We'll talk about it in a month when he has a full license," I said deflecting the issue for a while. The boys each tried sitting on the bike and trying on the helmet which was way too big for them, but they looked cute so we took a lot of pictures. "I gotta get going guys. I wanna show the boyfriends the new bike." Kyle said as he put his helmet on, mounted the bike and started it up. The boys covered their ears as it was pretty loud. He rode off slowly waving to us as he headed out of the gate. I wasn't a fan of motorbikes and seeing Kyle ride off on it made me nervous, but it also slammed home the point that he was an adult and all grown up. I guess I still thought of him as the 14 year old I'd met so many years ago. The boys ran inside and we followed them. While we headed to the pool to get our clothes, theirs were flying everywhere and as they jumped into the water to play around. Marvin' and Troy came down the front stairs and we filled them in on what they'd missed. They were still holding hands and completely naked. "Come on Lucas, join us!" Blake yelled as if he owned our new friend. Lucas dropped his towel and jumped in with them, as did Troy. `Marvin' shrugged and jumped in as well. Colin and I lay on the double lounger to watch, which lasted about 30 seconds before they began splashing us. We had no choice but to retaliate and jump in to attack. Soon there were kids flying everywhere and climbing on us like we were floatation devices. I made sure Blake behaved himself as I could just imagine him grabbing for penises by `accident'. When it was finally time to eat, I asked the boys if they caught fish or would they like pizza. "Pizza!" They all yelled in unison, but Blake was quick to add that they hadn't caught fish because they stopped to look at Kyle's bike. I let him believe that. I ordered the pizza from my restaurant and had it delivered. When the delivery guy arrived, I let Blake pay for it so I could stay out of sight. No point in letting him see where I lived and letting it get back to the manager that I was actually a rich kid. Yes, I know another lie, but in this case it was justified. Most pizza delivery boys don't live in mansions. Blake came running back with Cory and all the pizzas and we sat down to dinner together. We were all just in our underwear and it was a real boys night. The kids ran off to do their own thing afterward and I made a point of looking in on them once. At first I thought they weren't in the bedroom, but I heard their small voices coming from the bathroom. "That's really gross," I heard Cory say. "Why do we have to do that?" "It's to keep our bums clean. I heard my Dad Justin tell Patrick about it and I saw how they used it. I looked it up on Google. It's called a bidet and they use them in Europe instead of toilet paper." "That's sick," Cory still commented, despite the education he had just received. I wandered slowly into the bathroom and saw Blake impaled on the nozzle missing from the downstairs bathroom as the other two boys were on the floor in front watching. All of them had steel hard erections including Blake who was riding up and down on the dildo nozzle as water leaked from his ass. All three boys hid their erections with their hands as I entered. I reached over and shut off the water. "What are you doing?" I asked looking at my son. "Cleaning my bum," Blake smiled. "I wanted to show the guys how you do it." "How about if you get off it and sit on the toilet and let the water out. You have part of it right, but the nozzle you're sitting on isn't really the proper way to do it. I grabbed some toilet paper and wiped the nozzle as I unscrewed it from the fitting. "What you're doing can be dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly. A normal bidet just washes the outside of your bum, not the inside of it. We have these nozzles for something different and they aren't used all the time. Promise me that you won't try it again without permission and adult supervision." I said staring at Blake as he was on the toilet letting the flood of water out of his backside. "I promise. Are you going to ground me again?" he said looking up at me with his big green puppy dog eyes. "No, but I will if you do it again. You want me to show you how to really use a bidet?" He nodded quickly. "Cory, stand up and straddle where the water comes out. Then turn it on and lower your bum until it's washing you. You don't let the water go inside. That's not the real point. It's just to make your bum clean after using the toilet." He tried it and giggled as the water tickled his butt. Then Casey had to have a try. They dried off with toilet paper and I asked Blake how he was feeling. "My stomach feels funny, but it got lots of poop out." "That's called an enema and should only be used when your constipated and having trouble pooping, but no doing it without adult help. If the water is too hot or too cold you can become infected or do some serious damage to yourself. "You do it if you have bum sex too, right Dad?" Blake said bluntly. "Not always, and that's not something you need to know about yet anyway." I took the nozzle with me and hoped that Blake had learned his lesson. I doubted it, but I can only hope that by being honest with him and teaching him things, that he'll not get hurt. Of course, I keep forgetting that as soon as he learns something he immediately shares it with his friends, regardless of whether he has the facts accurate or not. I'm sometimes like that. We didn't have much further interaction with the boys until they headed to the tent for bed, but they ran past a few times, always clothed and off to do something that seemed urgent or important. Of course we were still planning on scaring the shit out of them after dark. We waited about a half hour after they hit the tent, and then snuck down to the yard to put our attack plan in place. The kids were talking so we gave each other the silent signal as we approached. We could see the outline of them inside the tent from the faint light they had on. "So can I go next?" Casey asked. "Sure. You do Cory and I'll do you, K?" Lucas looked at me and opened his mouth in surprise. He mouthed the words, "Holy shit!" I just smiled and shrugged. "Your penis is way bigger than ours," Casey said. "Do you think mine is gonna get big like all the adults?" "Of course. Look at my Dads, they're huge. I'm gonna be that big too. Have either of you done it with a girl yet?" Blake asked. "No. Have you?" "No. Melissa is my girlfriend but I think it would be weird doing it with a girl. Dad said he'll show me what to do when I'm older." "Cool. Will he show us too," Cory asked. "I'm sure Uncle Jason will show you, `cause he's your big brother. But I think it would be gross having sex with a girl. They don't have penises or anything, so what fun are they?" "My brother says pussy is awesome, but it tastes like fish, and if the girl is on the rag she can be a bitch," Casey explained. "What's that mean? On the rag?" Blake asked. "I dunno, but he says it happens like once a month. Maybe it's when they do housework. You know like using rags to clean and they hate it, so they get bitchy," Cory suggested. "That makes sense. We have people to clean the house, so my Dads don't get on the rag very much," Blake said. "My Mom does," Cory said, but I she usually just complains of cramps and stuff. Probably from bending over to clean." "I wouldn't want to be around them if they just bitch. I'm glad I'm a guy." Casey said. "But my brother said sex with a girl is awesome and when they let you play with their boobs it's lots of fun. Have you played with Melissa's boobs yet?" "No, but I might ask her if I can. I should ask your brother about it first though. I don't think my Dads know about stuff like that." `Marvin' was trying hard not to burst out laughing as we listened to them talk. "Maybe you could offer to show her your penis and then she'd let you see her boobs," Cory suggested. "Think that would work?" Blake asked. "I dunno. We could ask Declan tomorrow. I'll phone him." "I think I'd want to kiss her first though, but I have to shave before I do that. I don't want my moustache to tickle her." "Dude, you don't have a moustache," Casey said. "Do too. I just shave it off. I use my Dad's razor. Feel here," Blake retorted. "That's not a moustache. It's just peach fuzz. "Nuh uh! It's a moustache. Plus Alex said the more you shave the thicker the hair grows back, so I do it every day." "Is that why you have more pubes than us?" Cory asked. "Probably. I shaved them off twice, but it gets super itchy when they grow back so I ain't gonna do that again. Plus the big kids laughed at me when they saw I didn't have any in the change room, so I'm gonna just let them grow." "How long do you think they get?" "Dunno, but my Dad says it's best to keep them trimmed as it makes your penis look bigger." "Like YOU need a bigger one," Casey laughed. "Can I play with it now?" "Shhhh! Did you hear that?" Blake said suddenly and we all froze. "What?" Cory asked as the boys went quiet. "It sounded like something was out there?" "Like an animal?" Casey asked. "Not sure. It could just be the wind." I put my finger to my lips to tell everyone to be extra quiet and pointed at J.P. He rustled the bushes he was standing next to and made a low rumble in his throat. "What is it?" Cory asked. "Dunno. It might be that bear my Dad's got for me, but they said if it came in the yard we had to run to the house as it's not a tame bear." "They bought you a bear?" Casey exclaimed. "They said they didn't and that it was just a wild one, but I know they really did. They're just cool like that. They'll pretty much get me anything I want. I'm so loveable." "You're such a liar," Casey said. "No, I think they probably would," Cory admitted. "Jason and Alex always get me lots of stuff too." "Wow, you guys are so lucky. Most of my stuff just comes from Declan when he's done with it. Even clothes. Some of it I have to grow into yet." `Marvin' dropped a big rock next and the boys stopped talking instantly. He picked it up and dropped it again. There wasn't so much as breathing coming from the tent. Then Troy slid his feet along the ground making a scraping noise as J.P. rumbled again. "What do we do?" Cory asked. "Be quiet," Blake said quickly. "Maybe he'll not know we're here and just go away. But we should put clothes on because Dad said they like small naked boys to eat." We heard them scrambling around for clothes, and if it had been a real animal, they would have attracted tons of attention. We were having trouble not bursting out laughing. We made a few more sounds as if it were something big and then I used a branch to rub over the side of the tent. I heard a small squeak out of one of the boys. We were behind the tent in case they unzipped to have a look. It was time to send this over the edge. J.P. activated the speakers with the bear growl that he and Ryan had downloaded and it almost scared me to death. It was supposed to be a quiet low growl or something, but it sounded more like herd of attacking angry bears. The boys shrieked and we heard the zipper open on the tent. "It's clear," Blake said as he must have looked around. We dropped another rock and brushed the back of the tent again. That's all it took for three semi clothed boys to scream out of the tent and across the lawn at full speed for the house. I've never seen kids move that fast. They were no sooner inside than the house went into lockdown mode. He'd activated the emergency code. We were howling with laughter and almost rolling around on the ground. Colin stood next to me and just grinned. "You know we're going to be paying for therapy for him for years after this?" "Yeah, but it was fun. Come on, you gotta admit it," I said barely able to breath I was laughing so fast. We headed up to the house. "ADAM cancel emergency lockdown," Colin said, and the window barricades began to lift. The boys were at the window and as the barricades went up we could see them scream and race further into the house. I wondered if they thought the bear actually had the override code. Once inside the house, there was no sign of them. I smiled as we headed down to the panic room and pushed the intercom. "Blake," Colin said. "You can come out. It was just a joke buddy. There's no bear." The monitor lit up. "How do we know? Maybe it was aliens and they've taken over your brains? How can you be sure Lucas isn't really from another planet?" Blake said as the three boys showed up on screen. "Come one you know that isn't true. Here, I'll prove it. The password is Ninjago," Colin said. We saw Cory whisper in Blake ear. "Yeah. If you were taken over by aliens they'd know everything in your brain." "So how do we prove we're not aliens?" Colin asked. "Ummm... do you want to probe our bums?" Blake asked as Cory giggled. "No," Colin smiled. "If we come out are you going to try and eat our brains?" "No. We just had dinner, so we're full," Colin said going along with it. Lucas smiled and let out a large belch. "Ahhhhhhhhh!" the kids screamed and the intercom went dead. We howled with laughter again. This was beyond funny now. "You do realize that there's no way to get them out of there unless they come out on their own, right?" Colin said bringing us all back to our senses. "This could be serious if they don't realize we're just playing a prank." He hit the intercom again. Just the eyes of Blake appeared on the monitor and the others were nowhere to be seen. "Honey, we were just playing a joke on you to scare you in the back yard. Think about it. You know our sense of humor," Colin reasoned. "You just have to prove you're not an alien. We don't want you to eat us." "How do we prove it?" Colin asked. "Aliens don't bleed real blood. So you have to prick your finger and show us that you have red blood, not green slime or something." Colin smiled. "Okay, I just have to go get a needle okay?" "Okay, but you can't trick us we want to see the finger poked." Colin ran to get the sewing needle container and returned. He pulled one out and asked if Blake was ready. He nodded and all three boys got close to the monitor as Colin held his finger up and poked it. I almost fainted. "Ewww," said Cory, followed by a `Cool!' from Blake as the red blood dripped out. "Satisfied? Will you come out now? We'll make it up to you with ice cream." "How about if you let us play naked with Lucas for a while? We all want to see his boner." Lucas backed up and laughed quietly out of sight of the monitor. "How about if we leave you in there all night and send your friends home in the morning and ground you for two weeks?" Colin said staring at the monitor sternly. Blake looked at Cory. "They're still human. Aliens don't ground kids." They entered the code and the door opened. The exited cautiously and Colin knelt down to hug Blake. "Buddy, we're sorry that we scared you. We thought it would be funny. It was just a prank. Forgive us?" "Are we still getting ice cream?" He asked blinking. "Yes." "Okay, we forgive you, but I think we should sleep in my room tonight." The others agreed and we all breathed a sigh of relief. It was still funny, especially when Blake said they'd get even for scaring them. J.P. and Ryan left shortly afterward as they were heading for the Slam'r to party all night, and I was sort of jealous. They had nothing to tie them down and no real responsibilities. I made sure the boys were okay in the bedroom and smiled when I saw all three in one bed together. I noticed their clothes on the floor, but chose to ignore it. The same as I didn't question if they had brushed their teeth. Blake asked if they could watch a movie and although it was late, I figured it was a sleepover so why not. They'd probably be asleep before it finished anyway. I left as they scanned through the On Demand selection. We had added the parental controls so he couldn't get anything over a 14A, which was still above his age level, but we figured he could handle it. As I headed downstairs, Troy and `Marvin' were cuddled up on the couch together talking and kissing. It seemed like they were truly getting reacquainted. Lucas was talking to Colin and sharing movie making secrets. Lulu, do you mind if I spend the night with Troy tonight?" `Marvin' asked. "HEY! I told you not to use that name. You know I hate it," he complained. `Marvin' just smiled. "Lulu?" I asked curiously. "Don't ask. One of my friends came up with it and it just stuck. I prefer Luke or even LC." "How come Lulu? What's your middle name?" "Alan." "So I don't get it. How did you get Lulu?" "Not sure. One of the girls just called me that. I think it was almost like a stutter and it just stuck from there. I really don't like it." "So you cool with me sleeping with Troy?" He asked again. "Sure." "You can sleep with me and Colin if you want, Lucas," I offered. "Thanks, but I would kinda like to sleep alone tonight, if that's okay. I wouldn't be offending you, would I?" "No, of course not. Everyone needs time to themselves, especially around here. Even if you need your own room, just pick one and it's yours." "Thanks. It's just been a busy 24 hours and I'm a little exhausted. Sounds like another busy day tomorrow. If I'm gonna deal with the kids, I probably need lots of sleep," he grinned. "I should head up to bed." We kissed him goodnight and he trotted off. Colin and I were alone. "Guess you're stuck with me, baby," I said batting my eyes at him. "Then I guess you better get up to my bedroom, be naked and ass up by the time I get there," he grinned. This time I was the one running upstairs with a big smile on my face. End of Chapter. Whatever is Colin going to do to poor innocent Justin? Really? Have you been reading the story... More to follow shortly. Keep those ideas and suggestions coming as the story keeps rolling along. Lots of drama and fun ahead. outinwest@gmail.com Please remember that Nifty relys on donations to keep the site free and providing great stories for everyone. Please spare what you can to make sure this great site stays free and available for everyone, and as a showcase for authors to share their imaginations with you. Thanks!