Date: Sat, 19 Dec 2015 07:39:34 -0800 From: Dave Subject: The Society Boys Part 157 The Society Boys By Connor Matthews Chapter 157 I had been pretty sure that Ian wouldn't show up. I mean if I were him and some stranger offered me a thousand bucks for the clothes I was wearing, it would set off all sorts of alarm bells and `stranger danger' symbolisms. Plus he was clearly told we were going to get him naked. If we were old, this could be one of those creepy movies of the week where the guy gets tied up and vanishes. It was just after 6 when the front gate buzzer went and Colin flashed me a giant smile as he answered it. "Hi, it's umm Ian, from the store," he stammered. "Come on in," Colin said as he released the main gate. All we'd need is the gate to creak open and a thunder and lightning flash for this to be extra creepy. Ian made his way to the front door and we let him in. "Hi." He said. "Hey, come in. Nice to see you wearing the clothes," Colin complimented. "Well you said that was part of the deal. Nice house. Wow!" "Thanks," Colin acknowledged. "Ummm, I brought other clothes that you might like too, in case you wanted to buy them as well." Colin looked at me and gave a half wink. "Might be interesting. It could be like a fashion show with you doing all the modelling." We let him put his bag down and showed him around the house and like everyone who sees it for the first time he was impressed. "Once we get you out of your clothes, we can go swimming and you can get an all over tan," Colin suggested. "Great, I can get my base tan back for the summer," he agreed. So Colin was one step closer to winning. The boy didn't even seem to be nervous at all about getting naked with two gay guys. Of course it's a long way from an undressed straight boy to being spit roast and converted enough to join the `Q'. "Let's go upstairs where it's a little more private. We wouldn't want you stripping in the living room if the rest of the family comes home," Colin suggested. "You live with your parents or something?" Ian asked as he grabbed his other bag of clothes. Colin grinned. "No, just a few other people." We headed up the main stairs to our bedroom, which was like its own apartment anyway. "We didn't know if you'd show up or not. Figured you might think we had been kidding." "Were you? `Cause I really could use the money." "No, we were serious," Colin said as he went to the night table and grabbed his wallet. He handed Ian ten 100 dollar bills. "Like I said. A thousand bucks for your clothes." "I don't get it. Why so much?" "Bluntly? Because we like doing random things and because you'll get naked giving them to us." "Kinda figured," he blushed with a smile. "You guys are gay, right?" "Right. And you're a little flirty salesman." He blushed even harder. "Yeah, one of my best friends is gay and he said that if I used that type of approach on people, it would help me get more sales. He said that I'm cute so it would work for me." "Well he's right. You are cute and it does work for you." "I don't think I'm that good looking," Ian said with a bit of modesty and a few nerves beginning to kick in. "But it seems to work. People stay longer and buy more clothes that I recommend." "Well, we're about to find out aren't we? So why do you need the money so bad? Do you do drugs or smoke or something? "No. Well, I smoke a little pot once in a while, but I'm saving for a car and I forget how expensive insurance is. If I got the car, I wouldn't be able to put it on the road." "I hear you there. We have a few cars and it costs a small fortune to insure. You can thank the government monopoly on insurance for that. We have the highest insurance anywhere in the country thanks to the greedy people at ICBC. Well, hopefully that'll help you out," Colin said as he moved closer to Ian. "So do you and your friend ever fool around together?" "You mean like goof around when we go places or fool around like sex stuff?" "Yeah, sex stuff," Colin grinned. "No. We've known each other since we were in kindergarten." "He's never hit on you?" "Just joking around and stuff, but nothing serious. I'm straight and he's like a brother, plus I have a girlfriend." "Do you get hit on at work by guys and girls?" "Sometimes. Not like this though," he said smiling nervously. "Really? You don't get guys offering you a thousand dollars for your clothes all the time?" Colin grinned. "Nope. This is a first, for sure. Still don't know why you'd want them when you can obviously afford new clothes." "What's the fun in that? It's more fun this way and you get extra cash. So you must have a few stories about things that have happened at work when people have tried to pick you up. Anything unusual happen...apart from this?" Colin asked. "I did have one girl get completely naked in the change room and opened the door for me when I brought her clothes to try on." "And?" I asked. "Nothing. I was working and had to be professional." "You didn't go in and help her try things on?" I smirked. "No. I'd have got fired." "Too bad. That would have been hot." "Yeah no shit, but I don't think my girlfriend would approve. I had a boner for the rest of the day and I think I beat off five times when I got home." I laughed. "Anything else strange happen?" Colin asked further. "One guy asked me for opinion on underwear he was trying on. He was supposed to wear them over his own underwear for health reasons, but he didn't, so I had to let him know that he had to buy them. I did tell him they looked good on him though. Then he took them off in front of me and stroked his dick a couple times. I'm pretty sure he was hitting on me." "I'd say. So what happened?" "Nothing. I just pretended not to notice and asked if he wanted other clothes to try on. He kept me busy for about 30 minutes and kept letting me see him naked whenever I went back." "Sounds like a great place to work. Seems like your flirting pays off." "I guess, but sometimes it can be embarrassing. Especially if I like the person I'm flirting with. Tight skinny jeans don't exactly hide much." Colin laughed. "Does that happen a lot?" "Not a lot, but it has happened. If I go to work horny it's the worst, but mostly I can deal." "So are you horny now?" Colin queried? "No, not really. I was at my girlfriend's yesterday, so that helps," he smiled. "Nice. So you want to let Justin try on your clothes? Maybe shirt first?" "Uhh, sure," he said as he put the other bag of clothes on the bed and crossed his hands at the bottom of his shirt and pulled it off. I have no idea why guys do that. All it does it turn the shirt inside out and then you have to turn it around again. Just pull it off over your head and save a step. He handed it to me as Colin moved closer to Ian. "You should work shirtless. You have a good build." "Thanks. I try to go to the gym twice a week. Not trying to be like a body builder or anything, just trying to stay toned." "So go to the gym twice a week, have sex three times a week and your core will be ripped." "Hopefully. Although it might have to be the gym four times a week and sex once a week. The girlfriend only lets me come over on the weekend when her parents are out. Can't exactly do it when they're home." You only get laid once a week? How long have you been together?" "6 months." "And she's already got you reduced to once a week. Brutal. What do you do the rest of the time?" "Normal stuff. Movies, dinner, biking. Took her to Whistler once and we went skiing. That was fun." Colin grinned. "I meant sexually to take care of being horny. How old are you?" "Oh, 17," he said blushing slightly. "I dunno. Jerk off in the shower usually." "Sounds boring, especially since you're in your sexual peak. That's the only bad thing about sex with girls, we're not just the opposite sex, we're opposite when it comes to sex. Studies show that guys are in their prime at 16-20 and girls don't hit their prime until 30's, plus we like sex first thing in the morning and they like it at night," Colin told him. "Is that true?" He asked, beating me to the question. "Only know what the studies say. Why do you think we wake up with morning wood and horny as hell? Ever try to get her to go down on you first thing in the morning or let you slide into her when you wake up? "I don't get to sleep over and she wouldn't go down on me at any time, so no idea on that at all. But I do wake up with wood. That's for sure." "Justin try that shirt on," Colin said as he looked at me with a smile. I pulled my shirt off...the right way and put it on the bed and tried Ian's shirt on. It definitely smelled a bit like him and fit pretty well. "What do you think, Mr. Salesman? Does it look good on him?" "Yep, looks great. Plus the color suits you." "Thanks, but I think you'd say that if I were wearing pink and purple polka dots on a tight belly shirt." Ian just grinned. "Probably at work, but I'm being honest. It really suits you." "Thanks," I said at the compliment. Colin wasn't done getting to know the new guy, plus we had our bet and if there's one thing I'd learned about Colin, he doesn't like to lose. "What did you mean that your girlfriend doesn't go down on you? What kind of sex do you have if you don't get blowjobs? You should take your pants off while we talk and let Justin try those next." He just casually slipped that in as he talked and Ian almost never even flinched as he began undoing his pants and kicked off his shoes. "Just the usual, kissing, fucking. Stuff like that." "But no blowjob?" "No. She's not into that." "You go down on her?" "No. We just do basic stuff in bed." "Let me guess...with the lights off?" "Yeah, of course." "So she doesn't blow you? I guess that means she doesn't rim you either?" "I dunno. What's that mean?" "Rimming? She eats out your ass." "God no. That would be seriously gross," he said as he pulled his pants off and handed them to me. I took mine off and tried his on. Ian was now just in his tight fitting trunk briefs, and with Colin engaging him in non-stop conversation he appeared to have lost some of his nervousness. But I'm sure it would return shortly as Colin ramped up his game. It was fun watching him get a straight boy out of his clothes, but I'm absolutely positive with the way the guy is talking that there's no way he going give in to sex with us. "Dude, you have no idea what you're missing. Just getting into bed to kiss and then climbing on her to fuck is probably only 5% of the fun you could be having." "She lets me play with her boobs and she's given me a hand job a few times too," he added trying to get the percentage to 10. "And I got to finger her pussy once, but she doesn't like that too much. She says I don't really know how to do it. So basically we fuck and kiss under the covers." "Dude, you gotta branch out. Find a chick that'll participate a little. Do you just do it missionary style or do you get to do other positions? Does she ride you?" "Nope. Just me on top of her until I cum. That's about it. It's all good though as it's fun and I love kissing and fucking." "Dude, you have no idea how much you're missing out on. You should 69 with her and eat her pussy as she deep throats your cock and then do her doggy style as you hold her boobs, and do it with the lights on so you can see what you're doing, or better, bend her over at the window and pound her hard as you look outside, or in front of a mirror." "Yeah, like that'll happen. I think stuff like that only happens in porn," he laughed. "Even my friends say it's tough to get a girl to blow them." "Yet you have a friend who would probably blow you every day if you asked him. What's the fun of having a gay friend if you can't use him for good?" "Like I said we're not like that. We grew up together so even if I wasn't straight, it would be weird anyway. It would be like doing my brother." "Yeah, wouldn't want to do your brother," Colin said sarcastically as he looked at me. Now it was mine turn to blush. "So those pants look like they fit well," he said changing the subject. "How do they feel?" "Nice. I like jeans that are worn in better than stiff new ones." "I dunno. I kinda like stiff ones..." Colin smirked. Ian just gave a weak smile and I shook my head. "Well it looks like you two are the same size and what do you think? Do your clothes look good on Justin?" "Yeah. I think they look better on him than me," he admitted. "You ready to give us the rest of your clothes now?" "You mean the stuff in the bag?" "Your underwear. Time to see the rest of you." "Ummm, can you give me a second? All this talk about sex and girlfriends...you know..." Colin laughed. "Don't worry. That's one thing about being around gay guys. We'll have seen more erections in a week than a straight boy will see in his entire life. Plus what could be more flattering than showing a big hard cock over a small limp one. That's why I almost hate changing after coming out of the pool. My dick is cold and shrivelled. I'd rather whip it out when it's hard and let people see what I got. Wouldn't you?" "Not usually. I'd rather change fast and not let people see me at all." "Why be shy? Think how many more sales you'd get if you had a full package to excite everyone. Try not jerking off before work and wear skinny jeans with no underwear." "Right, and get fired for having a boner as my dick rubs against my jeans. No thanks. It's tough enough to keep the thing down," he said looking at his underwear, where he had a visible bulge larger than just a limp penis. "So let's see it. You had to figure this is what we wanted when we asked you over?" "Yeah, kinda. Didn't think my clothes were worth that much all by themselves, but just so you know this is the first time anyone has seen me like this." "You mean with an erection?" Colin teased. "No...well that too I guess, but I meant naked when it wasn't like in a locker room." "Except for your girlfriend." "Including her. We always get into bed in our underwear and remove it under the covers, so she's never really seen me without clothes either." "Wow, then this is a first. You really must need the money." "You have no idea. So you really want my underwear?" "Yep, for sure. Take them off," Colin said gently. Ian pulled his underwear down put held his hand over his crotch to give himself some protection as he stepped out of them. He cupped his package as he lifted his shorts up with one leg and handed them over. Colin took them and stood close to him. "No need to be nervous. We're all naked under our clothes anyway." "Feels so weird being the only one naked in a room. Usually in a locker room, it's fast and no one is looking at anyone else." Colin chuckled. "It may be fast, but I can guarantee that guys look at each other. If for no other reason than to compare themselves." He went and put his hand on Ian's upper arms and turned him around. "This should make it easier if you just show your ass first. Get you used to it." He had a nice tight ass, not quite a bubble bum, but not far from it. He was also relatively hairless, so rimming and fucking him could be fun. "Just relax and move your hand," Colin coaxed. "Once you've been naked for a while you'll be totally amazed at the difference." "Oh god, this is so weird," he said as he swallowed hard and removed his hand slowly. I could see a partial view from where I was standing and wanted to bounce around to see him full on, but I stayed where I was for now. "Okay, so turn around and let us see you," Colin said quietly as we tried not to scare him off, like a wild animal caught out in the woods. As he turned we finally got to see his semi inflated cock protruding out in front of him. It wasn't fully erect and hung nicely over firm balls, but the first thing I noticed was that he was completely natural. From foreskin to pubes. "See it's not that bad is it?" "Kinda strange though having you look at my cock so openly. This is definitely a first," he admitted. "But you didn't die, so it's all good. Not often we see a guy with wild pubes like that anymore," Colin told him as he made a point of staring at him. "What does that mean?" "Most guys trim or shave to make their junk look bigger. Plus girls like it when they go down on you as they don't get hair in their teeth. Maybe that's why your girl doesn't blow you." "Really? Not all guys do it though do they? I thought that was just gay guys or in porn and stuff." "Probably started in porn to make the guys look bigger, then gay guys did it, and girls liked it and had their boyfriends do it. Most do it now, but agreed, not everyone that's for sure. Just those that want their junk to look bigger and get laid more often." He said giving him a nice shot across the bow. "You should try it. I can tell you it makes a huge difference. No pun intended." "I doubt I'd do that. Hell I shave my face and cut myself sometimes. No way I'd want to do that down there." It takes practice, but once you get the hang of it, you can do it in the shower in a couple minutes. I'd trim first, and then if you want to go further, shave to get nice and smooth. Do your ass too and you might get rimmed faster." "I doubt that. No one is going to shove their face in your ass, hairy or not," he said naively. "Dude, you couldn't be more wrong. On a guy, the prostate is sensitive and I know many straight boys who blow their loads after being rimmed and having their prostates stimulated with a finger or other things. Why do you think mothers lock up the cucumbers and carrots from teenage boys?" "Yeah right?" Ian said looking at both of us as if we were kidding. "Seriously? Just gay guys though right?" "Nope. Most guys. At least once they learn how sensitive the prostate is. Trust me, once you experience it and figure it out, you'll wonder why you didn't do it at 14." "I dunno. Seems like kind of a gay thing to me. Guys just fuck, cum and then we're done. Still don't understand why we'd need to shave down there." "To show a bigger package and have it appealing to the person you're having sex with. Why do you think girls shave their pussies? Not because they want to, but because it makes them sexier. Guys don't want the hairy bush, they want to see the pink lips of the prize they're going down on, and girls know it. Now guys know that trick and make their own package sexier. I'll prove it. Justin, let him see you." I wondered how I was the one selected for show and tell, or more importantly, why we were talking about pussies, but since I agreed to the bet, I'd play along. I unfastened the new pants I was wearing and lowered them, along with the front of my underwear so that Ian could see that I was shaved. "Take them down further so he can see everything," Colin suggested. I just gave him a slightly evil look as I lowered everything to my knees. "See. Makes his junk look bigger and the balls more predominant compared to yours." "Ummm, I think he might be bigger than me anyway," Ian remarked as he glanced quickly at me and then looked away. I put my dick away and refastened my pants. "Okay, more proof. Do you mind if I show you something. I'm just going to pull your hair back." "Uhh, I guess," he said as Colin stepped up to him and gently brushed the pubes back resting his hand on Ian's stomach. "Makes it look bigger as you can see the rest of the shaft this way. Then when you get a blowjob, the whole penis is smooth from tip to root." Colin ran his finger lightly over the top of Ian's cock and he shuddered slightly. "Now picture yourself with smooth balls and no hair at all, like Justin. I'll bet you'd convince your girlfriend to go down on you then. Do you wash under your foreskin?" He asked as he pulled the skin back firmly without waiting for permission, exposing the pink head. "Yeah, of course. My Dad taught me that when I was just a kid. He said if you don't, you could get infections and they cut your dick off. Scared the hell out of me, so I do it all the time." "Good advice. Looks nice and clean. Nothing a girl hates worse that pulling the skin back and finding crusty bits all over your dick. Turns them off from ever going down on you; then they tell their friends and before you know it, no guys are getting head. And we definitely want head as that's the most sensitive part," he said as he ran his finger gently around the tip of Ian's penis before letting go. I shook my head, almost to myself as Colin had just felt up the straight boy. "God, this is so fucking weird having someone touch my penis like this," he said as he swallowed hard and you could see the nerves building, but Colin wasn't done yet as he cupped his balls. "Those are good and firm too. You seriously gotta get them smooth and I can almost promise that you'll get head next time, or at the very least you'll never stop playing with them. Turn around." He spun Ian around and had him bend over slightly as he pulled his ass cheeks apart. "You only have a little hair in your crack, but you should keep that smooth too. Makes it way hotter to rim." He let Ian stand back up and turn around. I almost smiled as he was now sporting a much firmer cock from all the attention, but we never said anything. "Tell you what, let me trim the pubes to show you what it looks like. What do you say?" "I dunno. I kinda like hair there. Makes me feel like a man, sort of," he said nervously. "Just trim them to start. Not completely smooth. It's not the hair that makes you the man, it's how you use the dick. If you don't like it when we're done, let them grow back. But I'm willing to bet you like it so much, you'll want me to make you completely smooth. No big deal, and since no one sees you naked anyway, only you'll know. But if we're right, you'll be getting more than just a fuck once a week." "I shouldn't. What if you cut me?" "I haven't cut anyone yet and I've also never had a complaint. Follow me." Colin slowly moved toward the bathroom. Ian hesitated, and then walked after him with his hand covering his cock. I didn't want to miss this so I almost ran in right behind them. "Just so you know how easy it is, I'll shave Justin first and you'll see he doesn't get cut. Then we'll trim your pubes, and then you can decide if you want to be shaved smooth or not." I hardly need shaving. I keep it pretty smooth all the time. I might have a day's worth of growth and pretty soon, when I get the balls to do it (no pun intended), I'm going to have the hair lasered. "This is so out there. I figured I'd be getting naked but I'm not so sure about anything else." "No pressure. Just watch how it's done. Then if you don't want it, you at least know what to do if you change your mind." "Fair enough," he capitulated. Colin came up to me and pulled my shirt off, then undid my pants. I guess I was getting naked. I finished stripping as Colin got the razor and shaving cream. Ian stood there until he was told just to have a seat on the top of the toilet. Colin got on his knees and lathered up my cock and balls and slowly shaved them; tugging on my balls to keep them taught. He rinsed the razor under the running water of the sink as he went. It was a pretty easy shave for him and didn't take long at all. Once he was done, he wiped my crotch dry and showed it to Ian. "Feel how smooth that is," Colin offered. "I'm good," Ian said as he took a quick look. "I can see that it's way smoother than mine." "So, you up for trying it? I'll bet that once you do it, you'll be so amazed at the difference that you won't go back to full hairy again." "Fine, I'll try trimming first, but I can do it myself. Do I use the razor or scissors?" "Use the body trimmer," Colin said as he got off his knees and grabbed it from the cupboard. "I'll set it to the maximum length to start. Just do the pubes, not the balls or ass at this point as you can nick yourself if you can't see what you're doing. Once the hair is short enough you can decide how much further you want to go." "Still scared of cutting myself," he replied. "No worries with the trimmer on the pubes. Just go slow. Best if you stand in the shower so we don't have a mess to clean up afterward." He moved to the shower and I sat on the toilet seat to watch. I figured I'd remain naked since I could use a rinse later anyway to wash off the remaining shaving cream residue. Ian took the trimmer and carefully tried it against his hair. He jumped slightly like it had electrocuted him, but he slowly trimmed the hair away. Once he thought he was done, he looked at Colin. "How's that?" "Pretty good. What do you think?" "Definitely makes things look better. I think my dick stands out more." I almost groaned at his choice of words. I'm sure by the time Colin was done with him, his dick would be standing out a lot more. "I think you missed a couple spots. Do you mind if I help?" Ian handed him the trimmer. Colin squatted down in front of him and took hold of Ian's cock to move it left and right as he trimmed a few missed hairs. From where I was sitting, I had no idea if he really had missed spots or if this was just Colin's plan. Once he was done, he brushed the crotch firmly as if he were getting rid of all the loose hair. Of course it was like rubbing Ian's dick, which had already begun to increase in size. "Uhhh, sorry. I'm not used to having someone touch me there. It's a little sensitive," he apologized nervously as he realized he was getting an erection. "We're guys. I'd be a little surprised if it didn't react to being touched. Now that you've seen what it looks like with the hair trimmed, you want to let me do the balls? First we'll trim the long hairs and then shave them nice and smooth to finish." "I guess. But you won't cut me right? And you won't tell anyone?" he said giving in. I smiled as Colin had this guy just where he wanted him...by the balls...literally. The hornier you got him, the less resistant he'd be to further suggestions. Suggestions that were going to follow rapidly now. "I won't cut you as long as you stand still and I don't really know anyone you do, so no worries there," Colin assured him further. He stood up and removed his own shirt and pants, leaving himself in just underwear as he commented that it was more comfortable and wouldn't get hair all over his clothes. Sure Colin. That's the real reason. He worked on trimming Ian's balls, pulling and stretching them, explaining the process as a learning tool as he went along. By the time he was done, Ian had a full on erection. "Wow, that's some strength on that boner. It's standing up flat against your stomach." "Is that good?" Ian asked at the compliment. "Most erections don't go up that high. Yours is really strong," Colin remarked as he put a finger on the top of the shaft to pull it down. "That's something to really be proud of." "Thanks." "So how does that look?" Colin asked. "Try how it feels." "Feels awesome actually. It almost feels like it's not mine." "See, I told you you would like it. If it's one thing guys know, it's how to look after other guys. Trust me by the time we've given you the makeover, your girlfriend will be all over your junk, and if she's not, I suggest you trade her in for one that will. I think we should shave you smooth though. If you like this, you'll love the feel with no hair. What do you think?" "I dunno. I guess. It grows back if I don't like it right?" I think that was more rhetorical than an actual question, but Colin answered assured him it would anyway. "Before I put the trimmer away, one last thing. Put your hands behind your head." "Huh?" "Lock your fingers behind your head." He did as he was told and Colin stood up to face him and ran the trimmer through his underarms. He jumped and apologized that he was ticklish. But a few swipes later and his pits looked much better, not hairless, but much neater. He stared at them and agreed as Colin smiled. "Alright, just relax and I'll get the razor and shaving cream. When you get home you should take a few pictures of it so you can remember how it looks. Just don't share the pics. You wouldn't want to be charged with sending underage pics to your girlfriend." "As if I'd do that anyway," Ian laughed. "I have a few selfies, but no way I'd send them to anyone. That's all I'd need out there. Nude pics of myself. I've been taking pics of myself since before I hit puberty. That way I can see how I've developed over the years, but they're only for me." "Great idea. You can see how your muscles changed. How your cock grew. Things like that. You take boner shots too?" Colin asked as he rubbed shaving cream on Ian. "Yeah. A few, but I really keep those hidden. I download them onto a flash drive which is hidden in a secret spot in my room. That way if my phone or computer are stolen, no one has the pics of me." "Smart. I wish I'd thought of that when I was a kid. Only pics I have is when I was a little kid in the bath. All parents seem to like those shots, especially when you're in there with your siblings. Then they bring them out at parties." "Yeah, I hear you there. My parents have pics of both me and my brother and sister in the bath. SO embarrassing. Especially when they show people. THAT should be illegal." Colin laughed along with Ian as he worked on removing all the rest of his hair, above the cock and along the shaft. He kept talking to him about normal things, which seemed to put him at ease. Once he was done with his crotch, he turned him around and had him bend over slightly so he could quickly do the few hairs in the ass crack. Ian commented on how sensitive it was. It didn't take long to do his bum and when he was finished, Colin stood up and removed his own underwear, throwing them out to me and turning on the shower to wash everything away. He made a point of really washing Ian thoroughly including pulling the skin back and wash the head, telling him it was important to get all the hairs off to avoid irritation. The only irritation was from me...not being in the shower with both of them, but I kept quiet. On more than one occasion, I saw Colin run the face cloth firmly down Ian's ass crack. He showed Ian how to pat the crotch and not rub it after shaving. By the time he was done fondling Ian, the straight boy was so hard he could have pounded nails through concrete, and was actually dripping precum. Colin turned the shower off and grabbed a couple towels and patted Ian dry before handing him the towel to let him finish properly. "So what do you think so far?" Colin asked. "Looks better than I thought," Ian admitted. "Now the real convincing test. Feel it, especially the balls and ass crack." Ian took hold of his package and ran his fingers over it. "Wow, that's incredible. I had no idea. Only trouble now is that I might end up playing with it more." "That happens when you first shave. Feels pretty good doesn't it?" "As strange as this was, I appreciate you showing me. Of course I can't exactly go and tell anyone. How do you explain that you got naked with a couple of guys and let them shave you?" He laughed weakly. "You don't, but then you don't have to. That's the fun of having gay friends. They can show you things you didn't know before and can keep it discrete. Like this sex thing with your girlfriend. Dude, you gotta step up your game. Just kissing and fucking is gonna get boring after a while. You gotta have fun with it, mix shit up. Do random and spontaneous things. Take control and suggest things to her. You've got a really strong erection. You should use it before you get older. Never seen anyone that has their boner so firm that it stays against their stomach like that. You probably could stuff her for hours." "If I do any of that she'll probably dump me. She's pretty conservative about sex." "Dude. She's 17 and letting you fuck her. She's not that conservative. You might have ended up with one that didn't want sex until marriage." "Fuck no. One of my friends has a chick like that and the dude is so frustrated he's probably gonna rape someone one day." "Send him over here. I know a dozen guys that will willing let him do that," Colin grinned. "Don't tempt him, he might just switch teams just so he can bust a nut." "Name and number, dude. Name and number!" I said quickly. They both laughed. "Feel like going swimming for a bit. See what it feels like with a smooth crotch and pits." "I didn't bring a suit," he replied cautiously. "We don't use them here. Skinny dipping is the only way to go." "Seriously? I've always wanted to try that, but I've been too shy to try, plus I wouldn't know where to do it." "Then today's the day," Colin grinned. "We're already naked, and you're not as shy now, so let's just go down to the pool." He headed back out into the bedroom with all three of us completely naked now. "Uhh, I should wear something to walk there, or we're gonna have to wait a few minutes. I can't exactly walk around like this," he said looking at his erection. "I can't even believe I'm in here naked with you guys and sporting wood. This is so unreal." "Well, we should take care of that. How about if we show you a few more things?" "Like what?" He asked looking at his crotch. "Well for starters, handling that erection. Can't leave it that hard and leaking precum everywhere." "Yeah, I hate that. I leak so much that sometimes it leaves a wet spot on my pants. If I haven't had time to jerk off in the morning, I have to wear two pairs of underwear," he said as he wiped the tip and then rubbed the precum on his leg. I love it when you baste a straight boy in pre-cum just before you eat him. Adds more flavour. "When is the last time you whacked it?" "Yesterday. That's probably why it's embarrassing me right now as I haven't been able to do it today." "Trust me, that's not embarrassing. We're guys. Nothing better than a good strong erection to prove you're a man. Girls don't understand that. They think it's just `cause we're perverts. Guys know the truth. I'm glad I'm gay so I can take care of it quicker." "How? Don't you jerk off the same as straight boys?" "Yes, but if I need sex, I can get it way faster than you. Guys are way more sexual than girls. Go up to a guy, ask him for sex and he's there. Ask a girl and you have to jump through hoops to get it." "True dat. My friend says he can get laid every night if he wants to. I have to beg to get it once a week." "Okay, time for a few lessons to help you with your girlfriend. First things first. Let's see if we can't get that to go back down." "Probably a cold shower and not touching it will help," Ian suggested. "I have a better idea. Just think of your girlfriend and what you'd like her to do to you." "I can promise THAT won't help make it go down. We'll probably need a mop to clean up the leaking." "Trust me," Colin said smirking. "Close your eyes." Ian stood in the middle of the bedroom and closed his eyes as instructed. Colin signalled for me to come closer which I did. I was fascinated by how he'd not only managed to get the straight boy naked and then shave him, but gotten him to the point of a leaking erection. Most guys would have run after taking off the shirt and pants. Colin reached for Ian's cock and took a firm hold as he pulled it down and slowly jerked him off. "You thinking about your girlfriend?" He asked. "Yep. Can't see her doing this in the middle of her bedroom though. Normally we're under the covers in the dark." Just keep thinking about all the things you'd like to happen," Colin said almost seductively as he got down on his knees and looked at Ian's cock. He blew air on it and Ian gasped and opened his eyes quickly. "Close your eyes," I suggested. "Helps the fantasy if you think of your girlfriend." "What are you going to do?" Ian asked as he closed the eyes again. "Probably just what you think I'm going to do. Just show you what you've been missing by being so hairy. Then you know what to ask for the next time you're with your girlfriend. I'll give you a few new pointers for when you get together again. Things like this," he said as he took Ian's cock into his mouth. I got closer to watch as this was so fucking hot. Normally I'm the one taking straight boys, but watching Colin do it was such a turn on, I wanted to fuck them both right now! I found myself holding my own cock and jerking it slowly as I watched Colin blowing the straight boy. Ian visibly tensed up, especially when Colin grabbed one of his ass cheeks so he could go all the way down on him. Ian wasn't overly big, probably 6 inches but at this point no one would have cared if it was 4 inches or 14. Colin pulled on his balls and ran his index finger underneath. Ian gasped at the feeling. "I think I'm gonna cum if you keep doing that," Ian warned. Colin just kept going. "Seriously, I'm gonna cum," Ian warned again. Colin immediately stopped and backed off. "We can't have you doing that yet." "Ohhh, I was almost there. That's so mean," Ian complained. A straight boy just complained that a gay guy stopped blowing him. Now I've heard it all. "It's called edging. You get yourself or your partner to the point just seconds before they cum and then stop. Do that several times and when you finally do cum, it'll almost blow the top of your head off." "Holy shit. Now the bitch has to learn to give head," he said with his eyes wide open. "Not done yet. Lesson two. Turn around." "What? Why?" "You'll see," Colin teased as he put his hands on Ian's thighs and spun him around. He told him to put his hands on the bed and slightly spread his legs. I knew what was going to happen, but Ian had his eyes tightly closed and was nervously breathing hard. "You're not going to fuck me are you?" "Just relax and enjoy this." He pulled Ian's ass cheeks apart and licked the length of his hole. Ian gasped loudly and almost went up on his toes. Colin pulled him back down and spread the cheeks wider as he stabbed the hole with his tongue. "Holy fuck!" Ian exclaimed. "Holy shit." We ignored him and I watched as Colin reached around and took hold of Ian's cock and jerked him off again. I chuckled and made a sound like a trombone. "Sorry, I think my trombone is rusty." Colin reached over and slapped my leg for the comment and I could see him smiling. I got closer and ran my hand down Ian's back. You could feel the muscles reacting to being rimmed. I was rock hard watching these two like this. Guess it doesn't matter if you're straight or gay. Sex is sex and stimulating the right places works, no matter who you are. Ian had his eyes closed and I spoke quietly to him. "See, now if you can get your girlfriend to do that all the time." "I'd go crazy. That feels so bizarre. I've never felt anything like it. I thought that would be super gross? Isn't it?" "You just had a shower. Put your hand on his head and pull him in deeper," I suggested as I figured I might as well have some fun with this. Ian moved one hand off the bed to do as he was told and pulled Colin's face further into his hole. As he felt the tongue go deeper, he arched his back and I think he actually stuck his ass out to get even more. I nodded to myself. This was one horny guy. I slid my hand from his back around to feel his pecs and play with his nipples. He jumped slightly as I gently tweaked them. He needed to get laid way more than once a week. Colin tapped my leg and then pointed up to the night table. I smiled as I knew exactly what he wanted, having been the recipient of a few rimmings myself. I handed him the lube and watched as he poured some on his hand and then backed up from Ian's ass. He looked back at Colin. "Holy fuck! That was so strange, yet amazing and gross all at the same time. Is it really like that always?" "Always. Even when you rim an ass, it's hot." "Not sure I could do that," he said quickly almost as if he expected that to be the next thing we were going to suggest. "Most people say that until they try it for the first time. Do it in the shower with someone once and you'll see what we're talking about. Then it'll be something you do all the time. Feel like learning more?" "Uhhh, I dunno. This is already way more than I was prepared for. What else is there? I mean this isn't helping my erection go down so we can go swimming, just so you know. In fact I think it's making it worse. I'm leaking even more than before and I think it's getting all over your carpet." "Don't worry about that. You obviously need to blow your load." "I could just go into the bathroom and take care of it. Trust me it won't take long." "What fun would that be? You've come this far with total strangers, night as well learn a few more things before you leave." "God, this is so whack. I'm never going to be able to tell anyone." "Tell your gay friend. He'll love it." "Yeah, or be super jealous that I didn't ask him to teach me." "Thought he was like your brother?" Colin smirked. "He is, but when he first got laid, which was a couple years before me, I was jealous. I mean I didn't want to do him or anything, but it just felt like our friendship had changed somehow. If I tell him I let two guys do stuff to me, he might be pissed that I didn't ask him." "Maybe. So don't tell him. Ask him questions about what you learned and see where it goes. You might have a pinch hitter for when the girl doesn't put out. Trust me we have a set of friends who are exactly the same. A bi boy and a straight boy who are best friends. When the girlfriend doesn't put out, the two of them hook up and take care of each other." "Yeah, not sure I could do that," Ian replied. "A friend is way more important than casual sex." "Agreed. But a best friend with benefits is the best of both worlds. Let's see if we can show you a couple more things to get that erection under control. Put your hands back on the bed and relax." Colin went back to rimming him and then opened the lube and poured a little on Ian's ass. He jumped slightly at the cold liquid and then almost froze as Colin's finger worked up and down his ass. He clamped tightly shut as the tip of the index finger made contact with his hole. Colin slapped his ass cheek and told him to relax. "I'm going to show you where your prostate is. Just breathe and stay relaxed." He pushed his finger slowly into Ian's ass and I almost shot my own load as I watched it slowly disappear. I almost wanted to push Colin out of the way so I could slam my cock into the tight straight boy hole. I was now hornier than Ian. He had to be reminded a few times not to tighten his ass. When Colin found the prostate he made a point of showing Ian exactly how it felt, and as he rubbed it, he reached back around to take hold of Ian's erection. I put both my hands to my mouth and made a point of air tromboning. Colin just grinned and licked one of Ian's ass cheeks as he stared at me. I was going to lose my bet at this rate. "How's that feel?" Colin asked Ian. "Ummm, like I have to poop and pee at the same time. Or that I have to cum with a stick up my ass. Can't be sure." "You want to have the most intense orgasm of your life?" "I dunno. Do I?" He said a little nervously. Colin stood up, keeping one hand on Ian's dick and handed me the lube as he ran his own erection up and down Ian's ass crack. The boy hadn't clued in yet, but he was about to. I poured some lube on Colin's cock and rubbed it a few times. Like polishing a magic lantern. `Genie, for my first wish, please let me see a straight boy lose his cherry.' Colin rubbed the tip of his cock at the entrance to Ian's ass and at that point, I think Ian quickly realized what was about to happen. "Oh god. No, I'm not into that. I think we've gone too far. Please don't. I changed my mind. The money is enough. I couldn't handle that." "You've enjoyed everything else. I tell you what. If you don't cum in less than a minute I'll double the money I gave you," he said as he kept rubbing the hole. That would cancel our bet, I thought to myself. He agreed that we wouldn't buy the guy. Ian stood up and moved out of the way quickly as he took a look at Colin's dick. "Dude, I really don't think I could handle that. No offense or anything." "None taken, but let me show you how easy it is. Justin take his place." I looked at Colin with a bit of curiosity. "Watch closely and you'll see how easily the ass gives in and swallows the cock. It is one of the most amazing sights and feelings in the world." "I've seen porn," Ian remarked. "I've seen a dick go into an ass before." "Yeah, but watching it up close and personal is a whole different sensation." I bent over the edge of the bed and spread my legs as Colin got down behind me and began to rim my ass. I glanced over at Ian, who appeared to be uncertain as to where to look. I wondered what was going through his head right now. After all, this is a guy whose definition of sex is to fumble around in the dark until he finds a hole for his dick to enter. After a minute of being rimmed and fingered, Colin switched to lube and fingered some into me before coating his cock and standing up. He told Ian to get closer to watch how it worked and how easy it was. I wasn't sure how to take that. My ass was still pretty tight, despite being used a lot, but the head of Colin's dick pushed in nicely and I love the feeling when your ass opens and then closes tightly around the head. "See. The ass almost sucks it in at this point," Colin told the straight boy. The most difficult part is getting past the sphincter. Once you do that, the prostate is next and that's what makes it so much more fun. You get your girlfriend to get a normal size strap-on dildo and I can promise the two of you will have a lot more fun. Same as when you convince her to let you go in her back door. Gotta try new things to keep it fun." "I'm happy with just fucking and kissing," Ian repeated. "Nothing wrong with that. It's like owning your first car. It could be a used beater and you love it and enjoy every minute of it. Then you get a new car with a few more features and you realize that your old car wasn't as much fun. Then you get a luxury car with even more features and your new car seems boring. Same premise. You like what you have until you try something different and realize what you've been missing." "Sure, I guess. But I'm good doing what I do for now," he said trying not to watch me being fucked, although his eyes almost hypnotically kept going to Colin's dick moving in and out of my ass. I knew that Colin was using long deep strokes to make sure Ian saw more than normal, and I even hammed it up a bit and threw in a few porn grunts and sighs as he fucked me. Ian picked up the bottle of lube and looked at it as if he would rather read the label than be in a room with two guys fucking, but that just opened the door for more conversation. "Do you use that lube?" Colin asked. "Fuck Water?" he laughed. "No, I just do it in the shower, so I don't use anything. Tried body lotion once, but it wasn't really that much different. I'm pretty sure having a bottle in my night table called fuck water would be a little embarrassing if I got caught with it." "There's plenty of other types, and you can always remove the label or put it into a different bottle." "True." "Try it," Colin suggested. "I'm okay." "Here, let me show you. You might as well since you still have a full erection pressing against your stomach that needs some help." I couldn't believe a guy's erection could do that. It was almost fused to his stomach he was so hard. Without waiting, Colin poured some lube on his hand as he fucked me hands free. Just like in the car where it's required to use a hands-free device... I watched as smiled as he reached over and took hold of Ian's cock, pulling him a little closer by his dick as he rubbed lube all over it. He did it more than necessary and the guy began to leak precum again. I don't care if they're straight or gay, all guys like having their dicks played with, and Ian was no exception. "How's that feel?" Colin asked unnecessarily since it was obvious how it felt. "Good, I suppose, but this is so weird having someone playing with my cock." "Take hold of it and try it for yourself. See how lube feels over dry," Colin suggested as he stroked him a couple of times quickly and then let go. Way to get the hormones racing. Ian took hold of his own dick and began to jerk off as Colin returned to fucking me with a little more intensity while continuing to engage Ian in conversation. "So how does that feel?" "Better than dry actually," Ian admitted. "Make sure you rub the head a lot as that's the most sensitive spot," Colin said guiding him. I kept my head turned so I could watch him as he got masturbation lessons. We should open classes on it. I think maybe we already had with the `Q' and the Academy. "So which feels better? Doing it yourself or having someone do it for you?" I know in my mind that these should be rhetorical questions, but to a straight boy, they were probably serious questions that required an answer. "Well, don't take this the wrong way, `cause I'm still straight and everything, but having someone else do it feels way better. I like it when my girlfriend does it, but she just rubs it for a minute and only does it while it's dry, so it's not quite the same. Plus she doesn't really know what she's doing. I usually have to take over from her while we kiss or I play with her boobs." God this kid had boring sex. Good thing we were here to save him from himself, and from his girlfriend. Colin reached over and once again took hold of Ian's dick as he showed him a few moves on how to get the most out of masturbation. He used a finger down under the boy's balls and toward the ass crack as he continued to stroke him. Ian watched for most of it, but then he closed his eyes and took a deep breath. I almost cheered. That was the point where he gave in to the fact that he was enjoying being jerked off despite the fact it was a guy doing it. Colin gave him a few more firm strokes, make sure to rub the pre-cum all over the head of his penis. Ian almost looked like he was ready to lose his load as I could see him beginning to tense up. Colin also saw it, and slowed down and then let go. Ian's eyes opened quickly to see what had happened. "Dude, I was so close. Maybe I'll have to borrow some of that stuff from you when I leave, if I can put in into something that isn't as obvious." "Sure, we have lots lying around. It's almost in every drawer in the house. We always have it handy in case we get horny, which is almost hourly. But I think we forgot what we were doing. We were trying to get you to lose that hardon so we could go skinny dipping." "Yeah, I don't think this is how it's going to go down. I should just finish beating off." "Or you could just keep going with the lessons." "Like what?" He asked, proving that we had now peaked his curiosity. "Well, how about you learn the difference between your girlfriend's pussy and her ass, and why guys love girls who give up the back door." "Sure. What's the difference," he asked as if we were going to bring out a manual and show him. Colin pulled out of me, and put a hand on my back to indicate I should just stay where I was. I put my head down and grinned as I didn't want Ian to see me with a smile this big in the hope I was about to be speared by a straight boy. An almost virgin straight boy at that. This kid would last three seconds, and he wouldn't even need to donkey punch me to get me to tighten my ass before he came. I would be working his cock with every butt muscle I had. Colin moved from between my legs and I saw him step beside Ian, so I turned to watch. He put his hands on the guy's hips and almost pushed him behind me. The boy seemed to go reluctantly, but at least he went. "Time to feel the difference," Colin said as he took hold of Ian's cock and aimed it at my hole. I felt the tip touch the entrance. "You want me to fuck him?" Ian asked sounding nervous. "Can you think of a better way to learn? You didn't want to get fucked yourself, but this way you can still experience what it feels like, and have something to add to your list of things to try with your girlfriend." "I dunno. This seems gay too." "A straight boy fucking? I'm not sure that fits being gay. Gay is where you prefer a guy to a girl. So far, this is just guys showing each other how to get the most out of sex without a girl criticizing your technique. Who better to learn from?" Colin told him. I guess he'd been listening to the way I got all the straight boys I'd done. Damn my perfect skills and letting him listen in. I was going to lose my bet now. "I'm not sure." "Dude, you're as hard as a rock, obviously horny as hell, and only getting laid once a week. Just fuck him and see how much fun you'll have," Colin told him as he quickly pushed him firmly inside and slammed deep into me. I jumped a little at the fast intrusion, but he wasn't as big as Colin, so I handled it easy enough, but I wanted to make him feel good, so I clamped my ass a little and moaned. "Oh god that feels big. Holy shit!" I said seductively as I grinned to myself. "How's it feel to you?" Colin asked as he coached Ian. "Ummm, I can't believe I'm fucking a dude. God, please don't tell anyone. It definitely feels tighter than a pussy." "So close your eyes, put your hands on his hips and fuck the hell out of him. Make sure you use your whole shaft. You want your balls banging up against him and try to get as deep as you can on each thrust." I felt Ian's hands gently grab my hips as he began to move slowly back and forth to get the feel of it. Like taking a car out for a test drive. You get comfortable with all the controls before you open her up and hit the highway, and that's exactly what Ian did with some encouragement. "God that feels good. I love how big your cock feels," I said trying to be helpful. "Fuck me." He began moving faster and faster and despite his initial objections, he soon forgot them as he pounded me like a crazy man. I had to reach back and hold onto the edge of the bed at one point just to prevent being slammed right across the bed and through the wall. "Oh shit!" Ian cried out suddenly. "What're you doing?" "Stimulating your prostate," Colin told him. "Feel good?" "You have no idea," he gasped. We're gay. We have some idea, but why ruin his illusion. I could feel his hands getting sweaty and it didn't take much of me squeezing my ass muscles before he announced he was going to cum. He pulled back but then slammed hard into me. "Get deep inside and blow that built up load," Colin told him. "Keep fucking as you shoot." "Oh shit, here it comes. I'm gonna cum. Oh fuck!" He cried out as his body shook and I felt him push, or get pushed hard into me. He almost collapsed on me as he emptied himself. After a few seconds to allow himself to catch his breath, Ian pulled out and I stood up to turn and face him. "That was one hot fuck. You're pretty good. I wouldn't mind being your girlfriend if all your fucking is like that," I said praising him. He was actually just alright, and would earn a notch on the straight boy belt, but he wouldn't be in the top 10 list of best straight boy fucks of all time, but why tell him that. "Thanks," he said almost unsure of how to take the compliment. Colin pushed me onto the bed and pulled my feet onto his shoulders as he re-entered me, using Ian's cum as lube. He fucked me as he talked to Ian as if I weren't even there. "Have you had other jobs other than the one you have now?" "Yeah, I worked at McDonald's when I was a kid and then as a dishwasher, but I like this job better. You don't get all greasy from the food or steamy from the dishpit. I like coming home clean and looking good while I work." "I couldn't agree more. What do you see yourself doing when you graduate?" "University. Maybe work with horses, or become a vet. Something like that." "Nice," Colin said as he quickly pulled out of me and sprayed his load all over my stomach and chest as casually as if he were watering the lawn. I put my feet down and lay there with cum running off me. Colin strolled to the bathroom, and returned with a towel. He wiped my stomach and threw the towel in the hamper. "Shall we go swimming now, maybe hit the waterslide?" We both looked at Ian, whose cock had returned to a flaccid state. He grinned slightly. "Sure. I'm up for trying skinny dipping. Seems almost tame compared to what we just did. You are going to keep this to ourselves though right. You promised." We promised again and headed for the door naked. Ian paused. "Uhh, do we need clothes to go down to the pool? Is anyone else here?" "If they were, they'd join us and trust me, seeing someone naked in this house is more normal than seeing someone with clothes on. We're like the male version of the playboy mansion," I said slapping him on the back. We headed down to the pool level, with Ian nervously holding his hand close to his cock in case he needed to cover it quickly and I had a chance to check out his nice ass. I think my goal is to get inside it. Yep, that's my goal. After all he just fucked me, seems only fair that I return the favour. Once we arrived at the pool, we dove in and then it was just three guys swimming. Ian commented that he loved how the water felt without a suit and we both had to agree that swimming naked was much better than with clothes. We let him tan for 10 minutes in the booth before we took him outside to use the waterslide into the new pool. He was becoming quite comfortable around us, and nudity no longer seemed a problem; as it is with most guys after an hour or so. They forget the whole naked gay/straight thing and just have fun. But of course, what's the point in having a straight boy over if you can't have other type of fun with him? We moved to the hot tub to soak for a bit. We sat there poaching as we talked about general things from politics to school and what his hobbies were. He was apparently an avid painter and loved to ride horses. Hence the reason he wanted to work with them no doubt. I misunderstood his painting hobby and suggested he paint some of the rooms in the house for extra money, but it turns out he liked painting abstract things, like landscapes as seen through various different types of lenses, or multidimensional pictures. A picture in a picture in a picture for example. Seems like it could be interesting and we asked if he ever sold any, but he said it was just a hobby for now. I suggested he paint nudes. "That's not really my passion. Anyone can paint a nude. I like something that others really aren't doing. I like to use my imagination." "So paint one of your multidimensional pictures using Justin as the canvas. That's pretty out there," Colin grinned. "That would be different, although you'd be hard to display at an art gallery," Ian grinned. "Wouldn't be the first time I'd been painted and put on display," I said, and then told him the story of Jason and me at the art gallery where we were reflections of each other. He seemed intrigued and fascinated that I was comfortable enough to be in public in the nude. "What if you got, you know, a boner?" "I was pretty nervous and I also made sure I had worn myself out beforehand so I had nothing left to get hard with," I grinned. "No way I could do that. I can barely handle this," he remarked. "Nah, you're doing fine. Plus you're having fun, right?" "Yep. Always wanted to go skinny dipping and now I've done it. One thing off the bucket list." "Now on to the nude beach," I grinned. "Not sure I'm ready for that yet, but one day maybe. Gotta learn to keep the body under control first," he admitted. "That comes with time and practice. The more you are naked around other people, the less you notice it. 20 minutes on the nude beach and you'll be in total control. You should come down with us one day. There's actually one right below the house." "Seriously? Is that Wreck beach?" "No, it's more of an unofficial beach. Wreck is a few clicks from here. But this is a good place to start as it's not as busy." "Maybe one day," he said. Colin sat up on the edge of the hot tub to cool down and Ian sat up next to him. I waded over towards them keeping low in the water like a shark, and focused in on the two cocks right at eye level. It was a great sight. One that you just can't let go to waste, and without really thinking, which is what I do best, I got between Ian's legs and took his limp cock into my mouth as I looked up at him. He stared back at me like he was frozen in place, but surprisingly didn't try to stop me. Colin leaned back on his hands and opened his legs a bit, so I reached over to stroke him as I sucked off the straight boy. It didn't take much persuasion from my tongue to get him back hard again, and I tugged on his balls to give him that much more added pleasure. "Do you guys do this all the time?" Ian asked. "Skinny dip? Sure. What's the point of having a pool in your house if you can't enjoy it properly," Colin replied pretending to play stupid. "I mean just have sex whenever?" "Pretty much. If it's fun, we do it. Plus it's just a blowjob. It's not really sex," Colin smirked. "So you do this with all guys you meet, gay or straight?" "You point out one guy who says he doesn't like blowjobs and I'll point out a liar. You're enjoying it aren't you?" "Uhhh, yeah. I guess." "I think your cock is telling the whole story. You like blowjobs just as much as the next guy." "I like blowjobs," Blake said appearing out of nowhere. How does the kid do that? He could be in a different province and I'm sure he'd just show up unexpectedly when sex was going on. Ian jumped and pushed me firmly off his cock and slid into the water to hide himself. "Yeah, we know you do. I thought you were babysitting," I said slightly annoyed that I'd been deprived of my straight boy boner. "I am. I need your credit card so I can order an online video game for the twins. I'm gonna teach them how to play a game I had way back in the olden days when I was a little kid." "In the olden days huh?" Colin smirked. "Yeah, my wallet is in the night stand. Use the black card." "Cool thanks. Who are you?" He asked turning his attention to the new guy. "I'm mortified," Ian replied almost in some form of shock. "Cool name. I'm Blake. Nice to meet you, Mortified. Sorry I busted in on your blowjob. If you're gonna fuck, I'd like to watch." "Blake! Go get your credit card and get back to babysitting," Colin told him sternly. "Just saying. I wouldn't join in or anything. God, I have parents who are perverts and I'm not allowed to be one. Such hipposluts," he turned and ran upstairs. Did he just call one of us fat? It's me isn't it? I gotta work on those 8 pack abs I've been meaning to get to. Colin has them, I'm sure mine are in there somewhere. "Who was that?" Ian asked after a few minutes when he was sure Blake was out of earshot. He stayed deep in the water with only his head poking out. "That's our son Blake. He's babysitting his cousins next door. Sorry about him. He has a tendency to appear whenever sex is going on. Almost like he has a sex tracker built in." "He saw what we were doing," Ian said sounding just like his new name. Mortified. "Blake sees way more than he should, but he's a good kid and curiosity is a good thing for anyone. Just don't tell him we said that." "Too late, I heard anyway," Blake said as he ran past with the credit card in hand. "See ya." Ian gave a small grin. "I see what you mean." "Should we finish that blowjob?" I asked. "After all, I'm a hipposlut!" "I think I'm good for now. Not sure I'll ever get hard again." "Don't worry about Blake. Trust me, the boy is used to seeing things that would make a porn star blush. And not because we encourage it, because he pops up like a toaster struddle," Colin assured him. "I know what you'll like. I'll order pizza and while we wait for it we'll show you the foam room. I'm sure you're hungry by now." "Starving," Ian agreed. Colin got out of the hot tub to turn on the bubbles and grabbed his phone to order food. We waited 5 minutes and then took Ian to show him the best room in the house. "What the fuck?" He asked as we entered the room half full with foam. "This is the foam room. I think everyone that has ever been in here loves it," I told him. "Why would you have something like this in your house? Aren't these normally at dance clubs for like special theme nights or something?" "Yep, but wait till you experience it here. I can promise it's the wildest sensation ever," I grinned as I grabbed a handful of bubbles and put them on his head. He laughed and grabbed some to throw at me. That's all it took to get us attacking each other and covering us from head to toe. I ran my hand down Ian's arm and told him to feel how slippery he was getting. He complied. "This is how laundry must feel in a washing machine," he chuckled. "I may never have a regular bubble bath again. Not that I have bubble baths," he added. "No of course not. Us neither," Colin agreed with a big smile. "Why would you? You have this room. But doesn't it get all over the house if you leave?" "No. We'll show you how we wash it off shortly." I went over and turned off the foam before it filled the room completely as I still wanted to see Ian's reactions to things. I walked back to him and stood face to face. "Check this out." I smiled as I rubbed my chest against his. "Ha! This could be like one of those oil wrestling pits, just without the mess of the oil," he said as he let me rub against him. "I feel as slippery as a greased pig." "You handle a lot of greased pigs do you?" Colin asked as he joined us. "Oh sure. All the time," he said sarcastically with a smile. Colin rubbed Ian's back and he was now sandwiched between us. At first he almost didn't notice, but then quickly realized that we were inside his personal space and moved aside a little. I reached out and took hold of his dick and gave it a few strokes. "This is where it feels really good. You don't need lube as your whole body is slippery." It didn't take much for this boy to respond again and I knew from experience that once they're hard, they stay horny until they blow their load. He didn't try to stop me, so of course I didn't and stroked him until he was nice and firm again. He almost trapped my hand between his erection and his stomach. I've never seen a cock be that tight against a stomach before. He could hold things in place with it. "Looks like you enjoy the foam room," I commented. "Colin, you should help me out with this." Colin stepped over and took hold of Ian's dick as I released it. I then went behind Colin and dropped down behind him and pulled his cheeks open. Of course once I did that, I disappeared from sight. I rimmed Colin and loved how he opened his legs and pushed his ass further out so that I could get in there easier. "Do you guys ever have non sex parties in here? I could see this room being a lot of fun even without being naked," Ian asked trying to focus on something other than what was happening. "We do actually. Blake just had a birthday party and the kids loved this room. Of course they ran from here to the pool covered in bubbles. Took us about a week to get the pool clean again. They used the floor like a slip and slide." "That would be fun." I reached between Colin's legs brushing his balls quickly before pushing my hand all the way through and feeling for Ian's tight balls. They were so firm in the sack that they felt like marble. "There's a couple benefits to this room over all the others," I said as I let go of his balls, stood up and pushed my cock against Colin's tight ass. "You don't need lube to fuck and the clean-up is super easy." I slowly inserted myself into Colin until I was fully impaled on him and looked at Ian as I did it. My cock throbbed hard as I pushed past the second ring in my better half's sweet hole. I grabbed his hips and began to fuck him. As many times as I do this, I still love the feeling of doing it in the bubbles. If you've never done it, I highly recommend it. If you don't have a bubble room in your own house and aren't in this story, you should check out the Sauna L'Oasis in Montreal. Every Thursday night, they turn their steam room into a bubble room. Worth every penny of the trip, even if you do nothing else. This ad is Justin approved. "Do you guys do anything else besides sex?" Ian asked as he looked over at me obviously figuring out what we were doing, although he couldn't see me actually fucking Colin. "Sure," Colin replied. "We eat and sleep too. It can't always be about sex." I slapped Colin's ass. "Watch your mouth. Only straight boys talk like that, bitch. Okay, Ian. I've opened him up. Your turn to get over here." "I think I've reached my `fucking' limit for today," he said nervously. "There's no such thing. You might as well have a comparison. You've already fucked me and felt how tight my hole is compared to a girls' pussy. Now try Colin's ass. It's much looser and feels more like the real thing," I said as I pulled. "Now who's the bitch?" Colin said as he stood fully upright again after having been bent slightly over to take my cock. "Seriously, Ian. You've come this far. Might as well have a little more fun before the pizza arrives. Plus with your cock that hard, it obviously needs some relief." "You guys probably won't stop asking `til I do it will you?" "Nope," we both replied in unison. Ian just shook his head and came behind Colin. "Fine. I'll do it just so I can cum and then hopefully I can get dressed," he said sounding like this was the worst thing in the world. Yet strangely he was hard and about to fuck a guy for the second time since arriving. Definitely not homophobic that's for sure. Something tells me that once he's had a chance to think about it, his gay friend might become a gay friend with benefits. We're good at creating those types of friendships. Just ask Kurt and Patrick. I helped Ian get into Colin and go balls deep. Not that he really needed the help, but it was just another excuse for me to hold his cock and play with his ass. Such a tight little bum. He took hold of Colin's hips like he'd done with me and began to fuck him. "How's his ass feel?" I asked. "Super tight. Almost painfully tight. These bubbles really do help to make it easier to get in though." "Am I tighter than Justin?" Colin asked with a slight smirk. "Way tighter," Ian responded, not realizing that there was some gay protocol here. Never tell a guy is ass is looser than someone else's, the same way you never tell a girl she looks fat in her skinny jeans. I thought this kid was supposed to be a salesman. "HA!" Colin blurted out as he stuck his tongue out at me. I reached down and grabbed him by the balls and tugged as I kissed his back. Then I decided it was time to give Ian a bit more fun. I'd had enough of this farting around. They boy needed to get laid properly so that he would always want more. I went behind him, dropped to my knees and buried my face in his ass as he fucked Colin. He stopped for a second to respond to the sensation of my foot long tongue penetrating his tiny hole. There may be some slight exaggeration there...his hole wasn't as tiny as some I'd seen. Once he began moving inside Colin again, I reached up and held onto those amazing balls. I could feel every thrust as his sac moved in rhythm with his fucking. I took some foam in my hand and rubbed it at his hole and slowly inserted my finger to play with his prostate. It's a good thing the boy had already cum, or my super skills would have sent him over the edge by now, but he was still holding on and not blowing his load yet. After only a few seconds of fingering him, I pulled out and stood up. It was time for the real thing. I lay my cock along the length of his ass crack and pressed against him running my hands up and down his back. I wiggled back and forth as he slowed his fucking of Colin down to a crawl. I don't think he knew what to do now that he was sandwiched between us. I looked at his nice smooth back and eased away from him slightly as I continued to rub his back with one hand and positioned my cock at his hole with my other hand. I pushed slightly against his rosebud and he jumped. I could feel him clamp shut. "Just relax your ass and take a deep breath. Trust me, the foam make it feel incredible." "I really don't think I want to get fucked. I'm not really into that," he said as I pushed forward a little further. "You liked the rimming and the fingering, right?" "Uh, I guess," he answered almost with a stammer. "Then trust me, this is better. One try and if you don't like it you'll know. But if you don't try it, you'll always wonder what it was like. Then if you ask your girlfriend to try it and she doesn't do it right, you'll be in pain for days as she rips you a new one. At least this way to get it done properly." "This is way further than I was planning," Ian said as he continued to complain. "I think we should just call it a day." "And miss out on you blowing your second load of the day. That doesn't seem right," I said. "Just relax that ass, close your eyes and have some fun." I slapped him hard on the ass cheek and he jumped. As he did, his ass stopped clamping and I pushed my penis in past his sphincter and let it close around my mushroom head. He cried out slightly and I rubbed his ass and back gently. "That's the worst part. The rest is pure pleasure." "Dude it hurts. You're way too big." "Aww, straight boys say the sweetest things. Just trust me, okay. Give it a second and you'll know what we're talking about. It doesn't take long for that initial shock to turn to pleasure and I can promise you'll feel something incredible. The only thing to remember if anyone fucks you in the future. Make sure your ass is empty or it does hurt a little more. The more empty you are, the better the feeling. I've already entered you, so you might as well lose the rest of that anal cherry, if for no other reason than for the experience." As I talked, I was slowly pushing forward into his hole. I was halfway before his hand came back and touched my leg. "That's feeling like its ripping me in half," he complained. See, more flattering sexy talk from a straight boy. I pulled back and he relaxed. "Keep fucking Colin so you get the feeling from everywhere," I told him. He pushed forward and I followed him. Then when he pulled back I stayed in place so my cock entered him all by itself. He paused and you could almost hear the conflict in his head. He was getting pleasure from fucking, but when he pulled back he was getting my cock deeper into him. He went forward again, causing my cock to pull out again. "Just keep doing that," I said quietly as I stroked his back. "Watch for the moment that something changes." He thrust back and forth a few times and I smiled to myself as I noticed him getting faster and faster. Each time he pulled back, I made a point of pushing a little further forward so before he knew it, he was taking almost the entire length of my cock up his ass and seemingly enjoying it. Then he grabbed Colin's ass and really began fucking. We had reached the conversion point. I grabbed Ian's hips and began fucking him on my own. I pulled him back and out of Colin. He almost whimpered as his cock plopped out. Colin stood up and spun around as I bent Ian forward and kicked his legs farther apart. Colin grabbed Ian's hair and put his cock at the straight boy's mouth. At first he didn't take it, but after a little persuasion from Colin he opened up and took it. I'd officially lost the bet as we spit roast the `gay challenged' straight boy. I reached under him to find his cock still rock hard. I looked at Colin and grinned. We were getting into a good rhythm as the door to the foam room opened. I half expected it to be a naked Blake asking to join in, but instead it was a fully clothed Troy. "Just wanted to tell you, your pizza is here. I left it in the kitchen," he said. "Thanks," I replied. "No Probs. Who are you fucking?" He asked not really able to see Ian through the bubbles, who was trying to make himself invisible and get away from us, but he was kinda skewered. "A new friend we made. Just getting to know him better. Popping his cherry," I answered. "Nice. I haven't been laid in almost two days now. Was going to go for a record of three, but that looks fun. Mind if I join?" He asked redundantly as he quickly yanked off his shirt and then his pants. He strolled over naked as the door closed behind him. "Which end can I have?" "Take over for me," Colin said as he pulled out to make room for Troy. Colin came over and kissed me as I fucked Ian. Then he gave me a thumbs up. I think that was his way of saying I'd lost the bet. I better get the most out of this then. Colin reached up and played with both mine and Troy's nipples as we took care of the newbie. Then he ducked underneath to swallow that insanely hard straight boy cock. That was more than our salesman could handle. He cried out and I could feel his ass tighten in throbbing pulses, which could only mean that he was blasting cum down Colin's throat. "Fuck yeah, blow that load boy. Give him everything you have left," I said trying to encourage him as I fucked even harder to allow myself to fire everything I had into his waiting hole. I emptied my balls into him and he was almost gasping by the time we finished. I looked at Troy. "How are you doing?" "Almost there," he announced. I pulled out of Ian and he jumped as my cock popped out like a cork out of a champagne bottle. I went over to Troy and shoved a finger up his ass and rubbed his balls. That's all it took and he began to jettison into Ian, who almost gagged and went to pull back. Troy held his head and told him to breathe through his nose and swallow. You could almost hear the complaining that would have taken place had his mouth not been full of cock. As soon as Troy was done he pulled out and Ian began spitting. So rude! He stood up and was now face to face with Troy. "Ian?" Troy said with a bit of shock. "Oh shit. Shit. Shit. Shit," Ian said using his vast vocabulary of words learned in public school. "Shit. Why are you here?" "Uh, I live here. Justin is my brother." "Oh god, please don't tell anyone. Don't tell Cassie either okay. Please. Promise me,' he begged. "Relax, this place is like a church confessional. We are sworn to confidentiality." I looked at Colin and gave him a questioning eyebrow. He just shrugged and smiled. Hell, I tell everyone about who I fuck. I could write a miniseries about it. Gets others interested in wanting to be next. What's this confidentiality crap? "If anyone finds out my life is over," he said looking like he wanted to crawl into a corner and hide, yet still standing naked in a room full of bubbles with us. "A little over dramatic. Tell you what. Let's get something to eat and you can come to my room and we'll fuck each other and we'll be even. We'll keep each other's secret that way." "Uh dude, everyone knows you're gay. How's that a secret?" "Yeah, but they don't know I did a straight boy who sucked me off and swallowed a gallon of my cum. So if we fool around for a while, we'll have to keep each other's secrets. Just logical." "That seems like it's a bit one sided, but please don't say anything. I didn't plan for this. My parents would disown me and I'm sure my girlfriend would dump me. I'd never get laid again." "That's not true. You could come over here and get laid hourly. Plus we know some pretty wild chicks that would swallow that dick faster than a hoover at a dust bunny convention," I added smiling. "We should get cleaned up and then have some pizza before it gets cold." I turned on half the shower heads and the foam quickly washed away leaving us all visibly naked. Ian once again became nervous as he stood close to Troy. He moved his hands slowly to cover himself as we made our way to the shower to wash everything off. It didn't take long and I made a point of washing Ian's back and ass to get the bubbles off. We headed out of the bathroom and dried off. Troy got dressed with the clothes he'd left at the door as the rest of us ran upstairs to get some clothes. Ian just pulled some out of the bag he'd brought and it was almost a shame to have him covered up like that. We joined Troy in the kitchen and enjoyed the pizza and some pop. Nothing was said about the sex as Troy and Ian just talked about school and a few of the people they had in common. Turns out Troy not only knew him from a few classes they had together, but that he knew Ian's gay friend too. "Sure I know Porter," Troy smiled. "He's not really out of the closet completely is he?" "Mostly. He doesn't hide it if someone asks, but he doesn't go around all limp wristed and girly." The three of us looked at each other. "Is that what you think gay guys are like?" Troy asked. "No," he said swallowing a little harder than usual. "I was just saying he doesn't act gay at all. He's just a normal dude that likes sex with guys. Kinda like you guys," he added quickly. Nice save. "I like Porter. He's a decent guy. It's good that you're friends with him," Troy acknowledged. "Did you and he have, you know, sex together?" Ian asked. "Not for me to say. Have you and he had sex?" "I'm straight, so no," Ian answered. "Uh, dude. You just fooled around with the three of us. Porter would probably love to be able to do something with you. Hell, he's definitely worth it. Have you seen each other naked before?" "Sure. Change rooms. When I stay over. Things like that. But not for sex or anything." "Jerk off together and stuff?" "No! God no. Until today no one had even seen my boner." "I thought you had a girlfriend," Troy asked surprised. Ian explained their relationship again and Troy almost fell off his chair laughing. No wonder you're so horny. I should invite Porter over tonight since we don't have school tomorrow. Gotta love PD days. He's been to my place before, so we could have an interesting night." "Your place? I thought you lived here," Ian asked looking around. "I do, but I have my own apartment in the house. I'll show you before you leave." As we sat in the kitchen, Lucas and `Marvin' arrived. "You guys wanna go swimming?" Lucas asked. "Just finished actually. Just grabbing some edibles," I replied. "So who's the new edible?" `Marvin' asked looking at Ian sitting there in his towel. "Straight boy. Not edible at all," Colin grinned. That's so not true. The boy was fresh fruit if there was ever such a thing. "You look familiar," Ian said looking at Lucas. "I have that kind of face," Lucas smirked. "Wait, aren't you that guy on that show?" "No, HE'S that guy on that show," Lucas said pointing to `Marvin'. "I'm just some dude from some place near that show." "No, seriously. Shit, I'm sure you look like a guy I've seen before. No offense, but like a nerd or something." "Nope, doesn't sound familiar," Lucas said with a coy smile. "Damn it. It's right on the tip of my tongue." "So stick out your tongue and I'll see if I can see it," Lucas told him. "I wouldn't stick my tongue out around here," Colin warned. "Not unless you want it sucked down someone's throat." "Are you like a porn star or something?" Ian asked. "No. Why? Do I look like I a porn star? I could take off my clothes and you can see if you recognize me. That's so sweet though that you think I'm hot enough to be in porn." "He wishes he was a porn star," Troy teased. "You need to meet Ryan. J.P.'s boyfriend. HE was a porn star. One of the hottest out there." "Seriously? Would I know him?" "You watch a lot of gay porn, Ian?" `Marvin' asked. "Nope. Never seen any. Just regular porn." "Then you wouldn't know Ryan at all. Plus he looks totally different than in the movies. Except from the neck down. That's pretty much the same." "So you really think I could be a porn star?" Lucas repeated, focusing on what he considered a compliment. "`Marvin', grab the camera bitch. We're making a porno. Troy you're in the first scene. Justin, Jason and J.P. will be the finale. Colin, you and `Marvin can do your rough sex thing in the middle of the show. Straight boy, you can be the one we kidnap and rape, only to find out that you love sex with guys after all." "I'll pass. I was just kidding about the porn. No offense." "None taken. I'm flattered that you think I'm hot enough." "Yeah, but you need more than a 4 inch dick for porn. The camera has to be able to see it dude," `Marvin' teased. "Bitch. See if you get any action tonight." "No problem, I can just text someone to come over while you're in your room with your two friends. Lefty and Righty," he joshed, holding up his two fists. Ian was just watching them banter back and forth and you could just see his mind working at trying to figure out how he knew them. No one was going to make it easy for him, but if he had been a gay boy, I would have used that to my advantage to get more sex out of him. Hell, we all remember what I was like when I first met `Marvin'. I was almost a babbling idiot and then when he had sex with me, I could have died right there knowing my life was complete. Now `Marvin' was just a member of the family. Sex with him was no longer a big deal, except when others wanted him and I knew that I'd already been there. Kind of gave you a peculiar sense of power. Like how I feel when I saw that picture of Justin Bieber pissing in a mop bucket with the guy on the stairs looking down at him. That guy got to see his dick. How many people can say they got to do that? "So would I know you from somewhere around here?" Ian asked trying to narrow it down. "Nope. We've been here a while on and off, but I doubt that's how you know us, if you do know us," Lucas smiled as he kept him guessing. The boy tried a few other things like school, the Apple store, and tried to find out who his friend were in case they'd been to a party together. Still he hadn't figured it out. `Marvin' was having the most fun with it, as he was way more famous, but Ian was concentrating on Lucas. "Come on Ian, I'll show you my place. We'll call Porter over, and maybe I'll tell you who they are," Troy smiled. And with that the two guys left together. "So do you think they're going to have a three way?" I asked once they had gone into Troy's place. "Who knows. Troy has learned your skills of persuasion. After all he just took our straight salesman into his place, without so much as a slight hesitation. I'd almost say the student had become the master," Colin smiled. "We have to get going," `Marvin' said. We're meeting a couple guys from set downtown. "Have fun! Don't forget the lube," I teased as we kissed them goodbye. "Not those kind of guys. Just going for a couple drinks," `Marvin' explained. Sounds boring then, if you ask me. Colin and I were just settling in to watch a movie when ADAM lit up the house with a screaming message from Blake. "Dads! HELP!!! CODE RED!! HELP!!" We leapt out of the chairs we were in and raced down the hall into the other house where we found Blake in the kitchen with the boys. James was covered in blood and the twins were screaming. "What happened?" Colin said frantically as he raced to James. A glass broke and cut James when he went to try and catch it. It stabbed him in the side. The glass is still there, but he's bleeding badly. I tried putting pressure on it, but it's not stopping," Blake said almost hyperventilating. "Justin, give me a clean towel out of the drawer and call 911. Blake, take the twins to the living room and give us some space," Colin said as he took control. As I handed Colin the clean dish towel, I was on the phone to 911 telling them that I needed an ambulance stat. He wrapped it around the glass and held some pressure on it. James cried out as it must have hurt. He went to try and pull the glass out. "NO! Don't take it out buddy. Leave it in for now. It'll slow down the bleeding. Blake did the right thing not removing it. You'll be okay. How long for the ambulance?" Colin asked. "Should just be a few minutes. I had ADAM open the front gate already. I'm just on the phone with Jason," I told him, as I half spoke to him and my brother. Just terrific, he leaves his kids with our son for a few hours and we almost kill one of them. Jason said he'd call Alex and get home right away. I recommended he meet us at the hospital instead as we'd be there by the time they even got close. "I can hear the siren. I should go meet them at the door. Turn on your Facetime and you can see James," I suggested as went over to Colin and James. "Hey buddy. What's happening?" Jason said as I handed the phone to James to talk to his Dad. Nothing like a comforting parent to help calm down a shrieking kid, or an identical twin to help calm down his brother, and I was definitely freaking out. I raced to the door as the ambulance pulled in. I showed them where James was, as Blake and the twins reappeared to watch the men in uniform do their job. We held them back at a distance so they wouldn't get in the way. I almost hurled as the paramedics cut James shirt open to have a look. It was the worst thing imaginable. That was a vintage Versace t-shirt, handed down from generation to generation. Okay, it was handed down from Blake, but it was still vintage and now it was a casualty. The wound in James didn't seem all that bad in comparison. As they looked at the glass sticking out of him, they complimented us on not removing it. I smiled at Blake and gave him the thumbs up. He still looked terrified at the whole situation, and I guess I knew how he felt. One of his charges had been injured on his watch and a Versace t-shirt had perished. The Paramedics wiped away all the blood from around the wound to show James that it wasn't as bad as it looked. "You'll only have a little scar by the time it heals, and you know girls like scars, right?" "Girls are stupid," James told him. "Now, but one day they won't be, and you'll have a cool scar to show them. Ready to take a ride in an ambulance?" "Can we go too?" The twins asked jumping up and down, somehow having calmed down now that professional help had arrived. I was just about to tell them that we would follow them in the car, but the paramedic smiled at both of them and said they could ride along if they wanted. No way to win that battle back. They put James on the stretcher and strapped him in. Everyone followed them to the door and waited as he was secured into the ambulance. Colin went with James, Travis and Trevor in the ambulance, and I asked Blake if he would like to go to, but he just shook his head no. He wanted to go with me in the car. They took off with the siren going for just a second until they got to the gate, probably for the amusement of the boys more than anything. Blake turned and hugged me. "I'm sorry Dad. I didn't mean to hurt James." "It was an accident, buddy. You did everything correctly. You didn't panic. You kept the glass in the wound and didn't remove it. You controlled the twins. I couldn't be more proud of you," I told him as I gave him a hug back. "Uncle Jason and Alex are never going to let me babysit again are they?" "Are you kidding? You'll be their go to guy forever now. Other babysitters would have pulled out the glass and no doubt James could have bled to death." I had no idea if he would have or not, but I really was proud of Blake for how cool he remained. "I learned that in first aid in Scouts. They showed how to use our scarves to make a donut ring and put it over anything sticking out of a wound. They said if you leave it in, it acts like a cork and prevents blood from getting out." "And you did it perfectly. Thanks to you, James is going to be just fine. A few stitches and he'll be back here in a couple hours," I said as I kept hugging him. I could just imagine how traumatic it was for him. The boy was well beyond his years for how he handled situations, and while he may try our patience sometimes, he usually did it to learn new things. Maybe we should let him learn as much as he wants. Who knows how far he will go in life. We did a quick clean-up so there wasn't glass or blood around when everyone returned home, then headed over to our side of the house to grab a car and boot it over to the hospital. We found Jason already there with everyone else. They saw us arrive and Jason came up to Blake, who cowered slightly beside me. I've never actually seen him react like that before. Normally he's the type that would stand up to a charging Grizzly and dare it to try something. Jason gave Blake a big hug as he got close enough. "James will be fine thanks to your quick actions Blake. Thank you," he said. "You're not mad at me?" Jason pushed him back a little so he could look him right in the eyes. "Not at all. You couldn't help what happened and you reacted quickly and calmly. Your Uncle Alex is a paramedic and said he couldn't have done it better himself. I'm glad you're my nephew, and that it was you looking after the boys. So thank you for being such a great kid." Blake smiled and went back to hugging Jason. Colin came up and hugged Blake as well. Then the twins decided they didn't want to be left out so they came up and hugged everyone. It was hug-a-palooza. "How's James doing?" I asked. "He's just a little shaken up. Alex is back there with him right now. They're just checking to see if the glass did any internal damage, but it looks like it's just a minor wound. Just a few stitches probably. It could have been a lot worse." "I don't know how. There's already been one casualty," I said looking at my brother. "What?" he asked staring at me. "The Versace shirt he was wearing. It's completely gone. Cut down in its prime," I said slowing shaking my head. Jason grinned and pulled me into the hugfest. "You'll be alright bro. There'll be other shirts," he laughed. I really don't see how this is funny. I didn't laugh at his kid with the hole in his side. We broke apart before the rest of the waiting room got in on the hug, or began to think we'd lost all our family members in some horrific accident. Blake went back to his job of babysitting the twins, although he seemed a lot more subdued than normal, and kept looking over at Jason. It wasn't long before Alex came out and told us that James was fine. Nothing major and just a few stitches like we thought. They said he could go home in couple of hours, but he'd be a little tired and sore. I know how he feels. I've had nights like that where I've been tired and sore by the end of them. I felt for the kid. Colin suggested we take Trevor and Travis home and put them to bed, and we could stay with them until Jason and Alex got home with James. No point in all of us being there. I borrowed Jason's car as it already had the car seats in it for the boys and threw him the keys to the BMW. We told him to keep us posted if anything changed and took the tired boys out to the car. Jason and Alex kissed them goodnight and we made our way back home. The twins headed to their room, and almost as a synchronized unit, went to the bathroom to brush their teeth. Then they both selected a pair of fleece pants to sleep in. They seemed to just know what the other one was going to pick without even talking. "Don't you want a shirt as well?" I asked. They shook their heads and crawled into James' bed to wait for him. "Boys, I think James is going to need his own bed tonight. He'll be a little sore from his accident and will need some space. How about you jump into your own beds?" Colin suggested. They looked unhappy at the idea, but crawled into one of their beds together. No point in even trying to get them to sleep separately. "I should sleep in here too in case they need me," Blake suggested. "That's not a bad idea, but when James comes home, I want you all to let him sleep ok? This has been a tough night for all of you and you need rest," Colin warned. "I know. It was pretty scary. Good thing we don't have school tomorrow." Blake asked. "I'd agree with that. Go get ready for bed," Colin grinned. Blake removed his clothes and walked to the bathroom to get ready. He returned a few minutes later and crawled into the upper bed making sure to wiggle his bum at us as he was halfway up the ladder. I slapped it which sent him scurrying up into bed a lot quicker, and caused the twins to giggle. "Do us next Unca Justin," they said as they turned onto their stomachs and pushed their bums up. I slapped each one lightly over their fleece pants. They giggled again and curled up with each other. We kissed all three boys good night and left them alone to try and sleep. Colin and I went downstairs to wait for Jason, Alex and James to return. By the time they did, I had fallen asleep on the couch with Colin, and only woke up when we heard the front door open. Jason was carrying a sleeping James in his arms. "How is he?" I asked quietly. "Tired and sore. They gave him something for the pain and to help him sleep, so I think he'll be out for a while. We'll just put him to bed and come back." The three of them went upstairs and Colin and I headed to the kitchen. When they returned they looked exhausted. "You guys okay?" I asked. "Yeah. Never fun when one of the kids gets hurt. How's Blake handling it?" "He's pretty upset and still thinks it's his fault." "We'll make sure he knows that's not true. I'm really proud of him for how he handled it. This could have been a lot worse." "So where's Malcolm tonight?" I asked. "We give him the weekend off as we're here and don't really need him. He needs to have a life too." "True. So how bad was the cut?" "Nothing major. The glass really just punctured the skin and didn't hit anything important. We'll keep him home for a few days, but I suspect that he'll be back to normal in no time. He was asking the doctor how big his scar would be as he told him that girls liked scars and real men had scars. I almost burst out laughing. The doctor told him it would be the best scar ever and he'd get lots of girls." Alex opened his shirt to show us his scar from the tube he'd had from his cancer. "How many chicks will this get me?" "None, it's too small, but if you whip out that small thing between your legs, it might get you a couple of desperate gay guys. At the very least you'll get a couple of guys to laugh at you," Jason teased. "Guess you're sleeping alone tonight," Alex retorted. "Hey, why don't you guys just spend the night? It's a little late to be heading all the way home." "You mean all the way down the hallway?" I grinned. "Yeah. Stay here instead. We could keep each other company. We haven't done that in a while." And that's what we did. We spent the night with Alex and Jason. I enjoyed sleeping with my brother and my best friend again. By the time I fell asleep I was so worn out I think I could have slept for a week. When we finally awoke and headed home I was surprised to see Troy and Ian in the kitchen along with another boy. "Good morning," I said as I went for coffee. "Morning," Troy smiled. "So where were you guys all night?" "Next door. James got hurt last night so we ended up at the hospital." "Is he alright?" Troy asked concerned. "Yeah, he broke a glass and it stabbed into his side. He has a few stitches but he'll be fine. Blake is feeling really bad as he was babysitting when it happened, but he handled himself incredibly in the crisis." "Damn. I'm glad James is alright though. Little dude is tough. Oh this is Porter. Porter, Justin and Colin." Porter flipped his long dirty blonde hair out of his eyes and smiled. "Hi. I'm Porter," he said redundantly. I was going to say something smart ass but chose to leave it alone. All three boys were just in their underwear and t-shirts. "Did you all spend the night?" "Yeah. I convinced Ian to invite Porter over. It was so cute. He called him and didn't know what to say to get him over, so I took the phone and invited him myself." "Let me guess. You were subtle and charming," I smirked as I made coffee. "Yeah right. If he was I might not have come over. He said that he was a new friend of Ian's and that he wanted me to come over because he was horny. Once he told me his name, I knew exactly who he was, so I came over, since I already know him." "And how was the fuck?" I asked Troy. "Check it out," he replied as he went over to Porter and lowered the back of his underwear to show his smooth tiny bum. "Hoy shit! Is that thing even big enough to get a cock in?" I asked bluntly as I stared at it. "Barely. But it'll be a lot easier this morning than it was last night," Troy grinned. He bent Porter further over almost having him flat on the island as he pulled his cheeks apart. It had to be the tiniest rosebud I'd ever seen. "This thing is so tight I almost used a half gallon of lube to get in there and I think it cut off the circulation to my cock. It was like a dick tourniquet. Had to fuck him four times last night just to get the hole used to it. The first time he came over, he fucked me, so this time I was determined to return the favour." "Are you an ass virgin?" I asked Porter. "Not after last night," he blushed. "But no. I've been fucked before. It hurt, but I figured I'm gay so I better learn how to do it. I heard the more you do it the easier it gets." "True enough, but with an ass that small, it may take a lot of work. So if you don't get fucked much, are you basically a top then?" "Dunno. I'm basically just a regular horny guy, I think." "Fair enough." "Check this out too," Troy said as he pulled Porter's underwear the rest of the way down and took hold of his dick. He was cut and trimmed, and had a long thin dick. Almost something that you could see as a match for his ass. "Nice. Looks like it could be big, hanging there like that," I said appreciatively. Troy was behind him and shook his head with a bit of a grin. "Damn. Are all gay guys like this?" Ian asked as he sat down at the island. "Like what?" Colin asked. "Just so open about sex and stripping each other and touching whatever they see?" "No. Just the ones that get laid," I answered. "Speaking of which. I'd love to try that hole out when you're up to it," I said to Porter. "How big is your dick?" he asked. "Average," I lied. "Yeah right. That thing is massive," Ian said without thinking. "Uh, not that I'm an expert on dicks or anything." "How do you know?" Porter asked staring at his friend. "I saw it when we were skinny dipping last night," he replied trying to back pedal. "You went skinny dipping?" "I told you that last night. We went swimming in the nude and did the waterslide, then hit the hot tub and they showed me a room they have full of bubbles. It's wicked." "How do you know he has a big dick?" Porter asked curiously, almost jealously. "Well it's bigger than mine when we were naked, so I'm guessing that it's bigger than mine when he's, you know...erect," he said trying not to give away more than he already had. "Can I see it?" Porter asked. "His or mine?" Ian replied. "Not you dumbass. I've seen your dick. Both limp and hard." "When did you see me hard?" Ian asked sounding surprised. "Uh, last night, dumbass. Plus we sleep over at each other's houses all the time. We wake up with boners. I've seen you whack it in the shower before, duh." "How?" "You're not exactly subtle about it. You whack it in there all the time. I've pissed while you've been doing it." "God, dude. You gotta warn a guy," Ian replied. "Why? You have a nice dick. You can watch me anytime you want. Hell, you saw me having sex last night. I'd say that trumps me watching you whack off." "Okay, but just for the record, I wasn't really looking last night. I was watching the movie." Porter turned his attention back to me. "So, can I see it?" I shrugged, opened my pants and fished my dick out. Porter took a good long look at it and went to reach for it, then stopped. "Uh, can I check it out?" "Go for it, but I can't be responsible for what might happen if a cute guy touches it." Porter blushed as he reached for it. I subtly noticed that Ian was watching while trying to prove he wasn't watching. Troy was grinning from ear to ear and as he stood behind Porter. I had a feeling he was fingering his hole. "So how was your night Ian?" Colin said as he sat beside him. "In what way?" Ian said almost defensively. "Just thought I'd make small talk while the giant homos are feeling each other up," he replied with a slight smile. "What did you do while they were making out?" "Watched TV. Played a few video games. Stuff like that." "You didn't join in? You could have easily gotten a blowjob, or been rimmed." "I'm straight, remember," he replied giving Colin a look that almost begged him not to say anything in front of his friend. "I remember, but even straight boys need sex. Seems like you've got a ready made way to get off any time you want. A gay friend can be the best friend with benefits you'll ever have." "Yeah, like that's ever going to happen," Porter laughed. "I've known him my whole life and he is so shy he has sex with his girlfriend in the dark under the covers. I've suggested we whack off together, but he won't even do that. He's pretty uptight. Last night was the closest we've ever gotten to something." "I'm not uptight," Ian said defending himself. "Yeah, you kinda are dude. You just gotta relax and realize that you have a nice body that you should be showing off more. Chicks would be all over you." "I already have a girlfriend," he countered. "Yeah a boring one. I got more sex last night than you got in a month and I barely know Troy. Imagine what you could do if you just used that flirting shit for real." "Yeah, but I'm not a slut. I like it to mean something." "Dude, we're 17. Anytime we get sex it means something. It means we're getting laid," Porter teased. "You should have gone for it last night while sex was in the air," I told Porter as he played with my cock, which was well on its way to fully erect. "Ian's made it pretty clear that he doesn't like that. I've offered a few times but he's not really into it. My friendship is more important than a quick night of sex where we blow a load and then feel guilty afterward." "Sounds boring. Just surprised that you haven't at least experimented. Almost all guys at least have tried jerking off together, even two straight boys. Watch porn, whack off. Compare another guy's technique to yours. Never talk about it. You know, normal straight guy shit. Add a gay guy in the mix, and the straight boy can lie back and let his friend do all the work while he watches porn thinking the lips around his cock belong to the girl in the video. "I wish," Porter said bluntly, then quickly kept going. "Your dick is way bigger than average dude. That thing is huge." "Thanks. It does the job." "What job? Ripping guys in half and sending them to the hospital to have their asses sown back up. Shit Troy's dick was almost way too big. I doubt many people could take that without serious damage." "I dunno. Some people take it quite easily if they're relaxed enough and having fun," I said as I stared at Ian, who quickly averted my gaze and looked at Colin. I almost burst out laughing. "Troy, why don't you strip and let Porter watch me fuck you?" "Sure, but I'd rather see you put it in his tight hole. He'll love it now that I've opened him up for you." "Seriously? You guys are gonna fuck right here in the kitchen?" Ian asked sounding horrified. I wonder if he was actually freaked out, or jealous that I was about to fuck his friend, considering he had taken my dick first with no real problems. If his friend couldn't take me, what would that say about the straight boy? "I have a better idea. Ian, why don't you let Porter give you a blowjob and then I'll fuck, or get fucked by whoever he wants." "What does this have to do with me? I'm not gay. I'm the straight one in the room," he complained. "Did you blow your load this morning?" I asked. "No. Didn't need to. Seeing these two make out killed my boner," he said bluntly. I looked between his legs and saw he currently had at least a semi boner, but chose not to say anything. He saw me looking at it, and readjusted it to make it less obvious, then blushed. It was too late, I'd already seen that he was enjoying the banter amongst the five of us, and probably at seeing a few sexual acts starting to happen. "I dare you to let your friend blow you. You need it and he wants to do it. What harm is there in that?" "Uh, losing a friend, or having him go weird and wanting sex with me all the time." "As opposed to you getting laid once a week, in the dark, under the covers of a girl who won't do anything but lie there? Your friend is willing to blow you with no strings attached. A know a lot of straight boys that would kill for a friend like that. You should try and pick up a few pointers that you can use to advise your girlfriend," I said trying to use some gay peer pressure on the straight boy. "I'll say. They were at it like three hours last night and at least two this morning. I think they did a few positions that I've never even seen in porn. Longest I ever went was probably half an hour, and 20 minutes of that was kissing." I didn't bother to remind him he'd had more sex than that last night with Colin, Troy & I, proving my point completely. But I'm just not that type of guy to point out the obvious. "I guess you're getting old Troy if you could only handle 5 hours of sex," I said not pointing out the obvious. Troy laughed. "5 hours while Ian was awake, duh!" Looking back to Ian, I said, "Dude, your friend is horny as hell. He's got a boner just from touching my dick and really needs his hole blown open, but if I try to do it with him all nervous and stressed, he's not going to enjoy it as much. He needs to relax. Let him suck your cock to focus him, and I'll give him a good fuck while he's distracted. Everyone wins." "God, gay guys are so bizarre," Ian said shaking his head. "Really?" I said as I moved away from Porter and came up behind Ian. I put my hands on his side and he jumped slightly at my touch. I took the bottom of his shirt and pushed it up over his chest, running my hands up his smooth skin, and then pulled it off over his head. He shook his hair out. "Seems like just seeing you without your shirt is getting everyone hornier." Ian blushed. "I think you guys get horny without that. Porter never stops talking about cute guys." "Just like you with chicks," Porter retorted. I put my hand around Ian's waist and slid my finger into the waistband of his underwear. He froze and didn't say a word. I could hear his heart beat pick up and start thumping loudly in his chest. I reached into his shorts and pulled his erection upward and at the same time pushed his shorts down so they cupped under his balls. Porter hadn't blinked once as I did it. I turned Ian's chair sideways so that he was fully exposed to his best friend. "I dunno if we should do this," Ian said swallowing hard. If only he really knew how to swallow hard, this would be a much more fun morning. "Porter take your shirt off so your friend isn't as uncomfortable," I suggested. Troy was right there to help push it off over his head, leaving him only to step out of his underwear before he was completely naked. "What if that kid comes by again?" Ian said nervously trying to resist the inevitable. "What kid?" Porter asked. "Blake. He's our son, but he'll be in bed for a while yet. They had a late night and I'm sure he's going to stick close to James today," Colin told him. "Okay, moment of truth boys," I smiled. "I don't think I can do this. We're like brothers," Ian said quickly. "What's that got to do with it? Me and Troy are brothers and that doesn't stop us from helping each other when we're horny. I say go for it. Try it, and if you don't like it, never do it again, but at least you'll know." All of us except Porter knew that Ian had already tried it, but he couldn't exactly admit it right at the moment, so he was in a bit of a dilemma. Act like a wussy straight boy in front of everyone, even though his erection was throbbing so hard it was obvious he was horny, or go for it and fool around with his best friend. "I have a girlfriend," he stammered. "Again, so what? I'm married. We're just guys helping each other get off. It's not like we're all going to fall in love with each other. Dude, it's a blowjob. It's not like you're having sex together. Nothing more, nothing less. Blow a load or two and have some fun. Do it to help your friend who really needs to relax so I can bone that tight little hole. Or, if you don't want to fool around with your best friend, how about you take his place and let us fuck you. That's always hot. Take one for the team," I offered. "Never going to happen,' he said almost choking on his words. I think he meant to say `never going to happen again' or `never going to happen while Porter is here', considering it already happened last night. "Porter, why don't you reach over and pull his shorts off. Maybe if we're all naked, it'll be more comfortable." Porter smiled and slowly reached over for his friend's underwear, looking him in the eyes to make sure it was going to be okay. Troy quickly stripped off his own shirt and underwear as I removed my clothes. Colin stood up and undressed as well. Looks like it was about to be a straight boy meatball sub for lunch today. Porter pulled Ian's shorts down and off his legs leaving his friend sitting on the chair with an erection. Ian immediately put his hand over his crotch to cover it. I reached around and gently removed his hand and put both of them behind the chair and had him hold on the back of it. There was no turning back now. "Time to see if your friend knows how to suck cock and whether you like it." I put my hands inside Ian's thighs and pushed his legs apart so that his cock and balls were clearly visible. Despite his protesting, he was so horny that he had boned up quickly. I took Ian's dick in my hand and pushed it forward so it was sticking straight up (no pun intended). Then I signalled to Porter to get down on it. Once he lowered himself closer, I put my hand on his head and gently pulled him down. It was almost as slow a maneuver as trying to dock a shuttle with the international space station. You could see the nervousness in both of them, which made it so hot I wanted to fuck both of them in a wild frenzy. I finally had Porter's lip against Ian's dick. Now we just needed to open the hatch, and secure the clamps around the shuttle. As Porter's mouth went over his friends cock, his instincts took over and his hands moved to Ian's thighs and he took hold. Docking complete. Air lock secure and the sucking had begun. (Still using my space station references). I looked at Ian and grinned. He was just frozen in place and when he saw me smiling at him, he closed his eyes to avoid any further reactions. "We can't say anything to anyone," Ian said using his straight boy mantra again. I leaned in and whispered in his ear. "Don't worry. Things always stay between us in this house. Best way to ensure you'll want more of it." I nibbled his earlobe gently causing him to tense up slightly. My guess is that it was less about having his ear sucked, than it was about whether Porter might see. I grabbed the lube that Colin handed me and went behind Porter. I dropped to my knees and pushed his legs further open. Troy grabbed Porter's cheeks and spread them wide. I licked my lips and then went in to poke his hole with my tongue. It was definitely a tight sweet little ass, and I really did wonder if I would be able to fuck him or not. I probed his pucker as deep as I could and he was almost purring as I did it. He wiggled his ass on my face a few times. "Looks like your best friend is enjoying sucking you off," I said as I pulled back. "His cock is leaking so bad he might be finished before any of us." Ian looked around so he could see Porter's dick. "Is he cumming?" He asked. "No, it's just pre-cum. But from that amount, it's pretty obvious that he's been waiting for this for a long time. You're actually a pretty great friend for doing this for him," I smiled trying to make him feel like this was all his idea. We all know it's the Justinator's power of persuasion though. I turned around slightly and sucked Porter's cock to get that sweet pre-cum, and of course to stop him making a mess on the floor. He almost automatically began fucking my face. I glanced over to Troy, who despite having had at least 5 hours of sex, was once again hard and ready to go. I got out from underneath Porter and stood up, telling Troy to take over sucking him. I lubed the tight hole and pressed my finger into his tiny entrance. He stopped sucking Ian for a second and I felt his pucker clamp around my finger. He almost snapped it off until I swatted him on the ass and told him to relax and concentrate on sucking Ian. Unfortunately I hadn't planned the timing quite right as Ian announced that he was going to cum and tried to get away from Porter. Colin held Ian in place and was gently playing with his small nipples. I kept Porter's head on the straight cock that was about to erupt like Mt. St. Helen's. Both boys stopped moving and had to be given encouragement to continue. Ian clamped one hand to the edge of the kitchen island and the other to his chair as he thrust his hips up, almost choking Porter, who coughed as he got the full load of creamy goodness blasted into him. "Swallow, dude, or it'll come out your nose," Troy laughed. We could see Porter do as he was told, and as soon as Ian had stopped spewing like fire hydrant, Porter pulled back and began coughing. He had cum all over his lips, making him look even more adorable. Colin reached for Ian's cock and pulled the foreskin right back to expose the wet head. I pushed Patrick back down over the cock and Ian almost flew out of the chair. "Shit! Way too sensitive dude!" he gasped. "He's just cleaning you up so you don't have to do it," Colin explained. Porter pulled back but stayed bent over. I was still fingering his ass and figured I may have lost my window to fuck him now as he was no longer distracted by his friend's cock. Colin gave him a glass of water which he rapidly drank down. Ian just sat there looking like a little kid who has just been caught playing with himself. I stepped up behind Porter and rubbed my cock up and down his lubed hole. He immediately tensed up and I realized this wouldn't work if he was this uptight. "Colin, switch places with Ian. Let Porter suck your dick now. He probably needs more practice and can go a little deeper." I wasn't insulting Ian's 6 incher, but Colin had more so Porter could get some deep throat practice. Ian gladly jumped off the chair and grabbed his shirt and underwear and was back into them before Colin had sat down. Typical straight boy. Once you're done, you're done. I pushed Porter down onto the new dick in front of him and he once again opened his mouth to take it. This time there was no dramatic music for the docking sequence. It was just two gay guys sucking dick. I pushed the tip of my dick at the entrance to Porter's ass and once more he tightened up. I slapped him and told him to just relax and breathe. Troy helped by rubbing his chest from his position underneath Porter as he continued to suck the boy's dripping cock. I pushed slightly, then pulled back. I added more lube and then pushed in a little further again. His hole wasn't going to open up easily, but I had done this many times before and knew patience was the key. I could be extremely patient, as long as it didn't take longer than five minutes to actually get inside. Five gay minutes is like 30 straight minutes, in case you weren't aware of that. I pulled back again and fingered more lube into his hole pushing my finger right inside. I felt around and then pulled back out, only to replace it with the tip of my cock once again. I pushed harder and when I felt incredible resistance, I pulled back and added more lube. This was like trying to push a boulder up a mountain in a monsoon while being tickled. So in other words, it was difficult... This time I left my cock tight against his resisting pucker as I took hold of his hips and began to push. Porter stopped sucking Colin's dick, and almost immediately got encouragement from all of us to just relax. "Dude, just get it over with so we can go home and get on with our day," Ian said giving his own form of straight boy encouragement as he tried to act like he wasn't paying attention to what was going on. Troy kept sucking Porter and reached for my balls. I pushed further and could feel the insanely tight hole give way, then without warning, it opened and sucked the head of my dick inside. Porter cried out and immediately reached back to put his hand instinctively against my leg. "It's too big!" He cried out. "Just take deep breaths and wait for a second. If the pain doesn't stop, I'll pull out, but just let yourself get used to it." "I don't think I can. It's way too big and in way too deep," he complained. I didn't bother to tell him, it was barely two inches in and he had another 12 to go... "Pussy," Ian snorted unexpectedly. "Shut up bitch. You come and take if it you think this shit doesn't hurt," Porter said challenging his friend. I'm honestly surprised no one said anything at this point to let the cat out of the bag. Ian had actually take it with relative ease last night. At least easier than Porter was taking it. Granted, Porter's ass was half the size of Ian's and Porter had been fucked for five hours last night, so he was probably sore as well. I'm half surprised that Ian's straight boy sense of competition didn't having him taking his friend's place with a challenge like that. Colin pulled Porter's mouth back onto his dick to try and keep him quiet and focused. Parents take note, this is why you give your kids soothers when they're babies. They learn to suck dick way faster and easier than those that don't get one. Same as boys who are breast fed. They are much more likely to want to suck nipples than those that are given bottles. With those guys all you end up with is a shit load of boys who want you to wear a condom while they suck you off. Back to me now. I could feel Porter's ass start to throb and Troy wasn't kidding, the pressure from this guy's tight ass was so intense I was going to have a diamond cock head by the time I pulled out. I wonder if you can get lock bum, like you can lock jaw. That would be embarrassing. So much for not telling anyone, if I went to the hospital fused to him. Explain that on Instagram. I'd had enough of waiting. He just needed to get fucked good and hard, so I pushed in further. It was like I was piloting an ice breaker through the Arctic. I kept going and his hand on my leg told the whole story. Each time I moved half an inch, his fingers clamped around me. By the time I was half way in, he was sweating and panting so hard that I thought he might have a heart attack, and my leg looked like it would have permanent indentations from his fingers. I tried to keep going but he firmly stopped me. This straight boy wasn't going to get a proper fuck after all. I pulled back and then pushed forward again to see if I could loosen him up, but he wasn't taking any more of me than what he had. I wondered how Troy had managed to fuck him. True he was slightly smaller and less thick than me, but still I only had about four inches in him. I almost felt like grabbing his hips and slamming home to just prove to him that it was better the deeper you went. Like ripping off a bandaid. Fuck the hell out of him until he actually enjoyed it, but I chose to respect his limit and pulled back. Trying to get my cock out was almost as difficult as getting in. I was being stretched out of shape as I tried to get my head past the sphincter, and then similar to how it went in, it popped out with such force, I almost lost my balance. Porter stood up instantly and grabbed his ass. "Hoooo! Shit! Fuck. Damn you're big. Whhooooo!" he said jumping around, his own dick having gone soft from the pain. Troy got him a cold cloth to press against his ass which always helps. "Yowch! That is a fuck to remember. I feel like you'll be able to see way up inside me now." "The good news is that you were able to take it. The bad news is I wasn't even half way in," I told him. "That was only half?" He said looking at my cock. "Shit I'm never going to be able to take that." "That's what she said," Ian laughed. "That's what HE said," we all chimed in together to correct his vernacular, and then laughed. "That's what we all said at first. But eventually we can do it, and almost miss it when it's not in us," Troy smiled. "Right Colin? You'd know better than all of us." "I think you just like any cock you can get," Colin replied smiling at him. Troy nodded with a smile. "That's true." "I'd like to try again when you're up for it," I told Porter, as we all got redressed. "I think that's all I can handle for today, but I'd be up to trying once my ass is back in shape." "What's all the noise down here?" `Marvin' asked as he strolled down the back stairs followed closely by Lucas and some guy I didn't recognize. "Sounds like Justin is trying to fuck a virgin again." "That's exactly what's happening," Colin laughed. "Guess your reputation preceded you Justin." "Holy fuck! I know you guys. You're `Marvin' and you're Lucas," Porter said excitedly and almost instantly forgetting about his dinosaur bum ... `megasorass'. "Holy shit! Ian do you know who these guys are? They're famous." "Uh, I met them last night. I thought they looked familiar, but I don't know from where." "Yeah, you know them. Lucas do your famous voice and see if he can figure it out," Porter suggested almost giddy with excitement. Lucas smiled and turned into Fred right before our eyes. The bumbling little kid with the gratingly annoying voice. "That's how I know you. You're Fred Figglehorn! Shit, I knew I knew you," Ian said excitedly. "Nothing personal dude, but that guy is seriously annoying." "He's supposed to be," Lucas grinned. "So why are you here? Are you doing a new Fred movie or something?" "No, Fred is retired. I'm just doing a guest appearance on a TV show for a while." "Yeah, he's my TV brother's friend. `Marvin' is my TV brother," Blake said as he strolled in the room and gave his `brother' a hug and then went next to Ian. "Hey Mortified! Still here huh? You musta liked the blowjob from my Dad last night. He looked at Porter. Who are you?" "Porter. Who are you?" "I'm Blake. I'm the cute one in the family," he replied as he pulled up a chair as if he'd been invited. "Wait, so you got a blowjob from Justin last night?" Porter asked his best friend. "No! We were in the hot tub and Justin was in front of me while I was sitting on the deck. He must have gotten an angle that made it look like that." Blake went to speak up, but I gave him the evil eye and he closed his mouth quickly. That was a first. Normally he'd argue until he had the whole room confused and bewildered, convinced he'd had sex with all of them. Porter looked at all of us suspiciously, but chose not to comment. My guess is that he'd be quizzing his friend later on it. "So how would I know the other two?" Ian asked. "Are you both famous as well?" "Dude seriously? You don't recognize them. Fuck I've had wet... Uh, sorry inappropriate. Never mind." "I had those same dreams before I met `Marvin' in person. Trust me, you're not alone," I told him. "Yeah, I'll say. Remind me to tell you the story of the first time I met Justin in California. He was a basket case. Couldn't form a whole sentence and shot his load almost before I got in the shower with him," `Marvin' said. "You had sex together? I had no idea you were gay." "Missed the media posts, front page tabloids and my twitter feeds?" "Yeah, sorry. Not much for social media. Rots the brain. Turns you into a straight boy with no life, who spends his time in front of a computer screen instead of meeting real people," Porter said quickly. "Is that a shot at me?" Ian asked staring at his friend. "I have 600 friends on Facebook and 9,000 followers on Twitter, so I have a life dude." Porter chose not to comment back but just gave a smug grin as if Ian just proved his point. "I just saw you in the Carrie Diaries and... oh, what was that other show you were in?" Porter said snapping his fingers as he looked at `Marvin'. "Switched at Birth! Dude, you're pretty hot. Always love the shirtless scenes." "Thanks," `Marvin' grinned. "Stick around long enough and we can have a shirtless scene or two around here. Looks like you guys are already there," he said motioning to Troy and I who weren't fully dressed yet. "He's also on Blurred Lines," Blake added. "That's my show. He's Scott, my Big Brother. I'm the shit disturber." "He plays himself on TV," I grinned. Porter looked at our new guest and even I didn't know who he was. "Sorry dude, you look familiar, but I just can't place you. You an actor too?" "Yep. Not as famous as these two, but think John Cleese," he smirked. "Nope, you're not John Cleese," I said quickly. "I know who he is and you're not him. He's like 120 or something. Give me your phone, Blake." I took it and googled John Cleese to see if I could tie them together. IMDB came up with the list of movies he had been in and almost immediately I figured it out. "You're Troye. From the Spud movies." "Right on the first guess," he said. I kept Googling him, which is different than what I would be doing to him later. Found out that he had identified as gay at 15 and then told the world on YouTube when he was 18. I think I got hard as soon as I read that he was gay. Wouldn't have to try very hard to bone this one. I could add yet another star to my celebrity belt. I wasn't putting notches on that belt as it seemed more appropriate to put stars on it. Funny right? I read his bio to find out more, but they don't really have the good info like if he's a top or bottom. What type of bio is that? Also no mention of cock size or whether he was cut or uncut. Someone is leaving a lot out of these celebrity information pages. I figure he's uncut since he grew up in South Africa, but it's only a guess. "So are you guest starring on Blurred Lines?" I asked trying to find out why he was here considering he lived in Australia. "Yeah. Doing a couple of episodes so I'll be here for a week or so. The studio has me at the Met Hotel downtown." "Bullshit. Stay here. We have plenty of room and I'm sure the guys would love to have you around." "See told you, dumbass," Lucas said pushing him on the arm. "The more the merrier, plus you don't have to worry about fans chasing you, or anything like that." "No problem there. Most people don't recognize me yet. Frankly I'd love the publicity. Hanging around with these two helps," he grinned. "I'm sure the gay blogs will have a great time with the three of you hanging out together," Colin smiled. Troy was eyeing up Troye like he was Sunday dinner. Back off bitch, I saw him first! Mmmm, I could get into a three-way though. A Justin sandwich on Troy(e) bread, with extra mayo. Okay, the mayo reference is referring to...Oh never mind. If you're this far into the story and can't figure out what I'm talking about, you should probably stop reading and go over to the Dr. Seuss website. On the other hand, that's shit's not much clearer. `Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive that is youer than you.' – Dr. Seuss. `Today I decree, I'm going to do three. If you've got to know me, then you can't disagree.' – Dr. Justin Masters. "What's everyone up to today?" `Marvin' asked. "I'm having Houston and Tommy come over so me and Cory can take them to the beach," Blake offered up quickly. "We'll probably have to masturbate first so that they don't pop boners when they get there and see boobs n' stuff." "Cool. We should join you," Lucas suggested. "Wicked, really? You're gonna masturbate with us?" Blake said excitedly. "No, I meant join you at the beach. We haven't been there in a while, even though it's right below us." "You up for the beach Troye?" Lucas said giving him a sly grin. "Sure. I could use some sun." "Just don't forget the suntan lotion, especially on the sensitive bits," `Marvin' advised. "Sensitive bits?" "He means your penis, and probably your bum, right `Marvin'?" Blake added helpfully. "Right." "Huh?" Troye asked looking confused. "It's a nude beach dude. We leave our clothes here and head down the hill to the water," `Marvin' clarified. "What if someone sees us and takes our picture?" "It's not crazy busy like Wreck Beach and everyone else is naked too. Most people respect the no picture rule. Keep Blake in front of you. If they take your picture, they take his and that would be illegal." "Hey! I'm cute enough to have my picture taken in the nude," Blake complained. "Yeah, but not old enough," Colin reminded him. "Stupid rules. I can't wait to be old enough to do whatever I want." "I can't wait to be old enough to whatever I want either," I said as I ruffled his hair. "So you're all going to get naked and go walk on the beach?" Ian asked looking around at us. "Does it turn into sex?" "They wish!" Blake giggled. I swatted him lightly on the back of the head. He pulled out his phone and called Cory. "Guess what! More people are coming to the beach with us. It's gonna be like a big party. Dads have new friends Mortified and Porter, and Lucas is bringing Spud... No not a potato. Spud from the movie...What's your name again dude?" "Troye," he replied. "Troye," Blake told Cory. "Yeah, but we'll just call them Troy 1 and Troy 2. Okay, see you soon. Invite others if you want." He hung up. "By the way, my name's not mortified, it's Ian." "Oh too bad. I like mortified better. Way cooler sounding. You guys want hear a joke I heard? Know what goes good with a jelly fish in a sandwich?...A peanut butter fish!" "Funny," I smiled. "What time are your friends getting here Blake?" Troy asked. "Around noon or noon thirty," he replied. "So let's head down around 1 and come back for a BBQ for dinner," Colin suggested. The guys all agreed. "So we have a couple hours. Come on Troye, we'll show you the foam room and then go pick up your shit from the hotel," `Marvin' told him. The three guys took off and Porter watched them leave, almost having trouble keeping his tongue in his mouth and his pecker in his pants. "You want to stick around, Ian?" Porter asked almost as if he were pleading. "Yeah, I'd be up for it. I've never really hung out with celebrities before. It would be kinda fun." "You up for being naked on a beach with a bunch of gay guys and annoying kids?" Colin added. "Guess we'll find out. I handled the skinny dipping okay, so I should be able to do this," he replied. "Tommy and Houston aren't annoying," Blake said interjecting. "They just don't know how things work around here yet." "We were referring to you," Colin replied. "Ha! You're so funny, Colin. You better watch out old man or I'll have to take you down," he said as he gave him his intimidation face, which looks a lot like his constipated face if you ask me. "Gotta run. Sheila is bringing Cory over soon so I have to go get ready." Personally I wondered how much preparation you needed to masturbate and then spend the day on a nude beach. Once Blake left, it was back to the five of us. "You guys feel like hitting the trampoline or checking out the cars or anything?" "What type of cars?" Ian asked not unexpectedly. "Come find out," I said as we all headed towards the garage. As we entered from the side door, we found we weren't the only ones there. Kurt and Patrick had already arrived and were hard at work polishing them. "Holy shit! These are insane," Ian remarked as he went to check them out. Kurt smiled as he introduced himself and went along to show him the rest in other garages and in the new underground parking area. "When are the cars coming up from California?" I asked Colin as the guys got to know the cars, and each other. "Couple weeks. We just had to clear the paperwork on them." "This is going to be one full parking complex. Hell, you realize we're never going to get laid again if we show them the cars first." "Justin, Justin, Justin, have you learned nothing? You show them one car at a time, just to get them excited. Offer to release their pent up energy, then take them for a ride, before repeating the process with the next car." "So we take them for a ride in the bedroom and then a ride in the cars. Got it!" I laughed. "Exactly. I figure you should be able to get laid at least once for each car per guy, straight or gay. I'll bet we could even get Ian and Porter fucking each other in an orgy just so they could spend more time in here." "Sounds like the making of another hot bet," I grinned. "So this is where everyone is," Kyle said as he entered the garage. "Where were you last night?" I asked with a grin. "At a friends. He wanted me to be the producer/director of his movie, so we worked on it all night." "What was the movie about?" He wanted a one with him and his girlfriend, but they wanted it to be like a story of them meeting, building a relationship, then finding out they both liked hot and crazy sex. We filmed everything from the shower to the bedroom, to his car, to outside, to by the lake, and then walking down a path naked holding hands. It turned out pretty well. I think I could see myself getting into film making...or porn." "So you get any action? Or was this strictly professional." "Mainly professional, but once it was over they let me join in and we had a three-way. He isn't much into guy on guy, but she insisted he do it, especially if she had to be with two guys." "How far did you get with him?" "Kissed, 69'd and then he fucked me. Nothing movie worthy. So who are the new guys?" he asked. I introduced them and made sure Kyle knew who was gay and straight. Not that it mattered much around here. Labels were like speeding tickets. Meant to be thrown away as soon as possible. I told Kyle we were going to the beach this afternoon and he said he was up for it and would invite Chance as well as Ben & Reece. "This is going to be quite the BBQ later," I said to Colin. "I'll text J.P. & Ryan, and see if Jason and the kids are interested. I know James isn't going to be up for the beach, but he has to eat." So I texted everyone and got immediate responses back as expected. J.P. and Ryan hadn't made plans and would come over for 1pm. Jason said that James was still sleeping, but he and the twins would come to the beach. Alex and James would be at the BBQ. "I think we better go get some more food for this thing," Colin said as we began counting up how many would be coming. We told the guys we'd be back and headed to Safeway and M&M Meats to get additional supplies. Steaks, hamburgers, chips, pickles, lettuce, pop, Starburst fruit chews, etc. All the essentials for a great meal. We ran into the twins Brett and Levi while we were there and invited them along. You can never have too many twins at a party. They said they'd try to make it in time for the beach, but at the very least would be there for the BBQ. By the time we got back, Chance was now at the house hanging with the group along with Ben and Reece, who were upstairs with Blake and Cory. Tommy and Houston arrived almost as soon as we did and raced up to Blake's bedroom. I chuckled to myself when a few minutes later Ben and Reece came downstairs to join us. "What? You're not staying for the masturbation party up there?" I chuckled. "How'd you know about that?" Ben asked. "Blake told us." "God, I couldn't have imagined telling my parents about stuff like that. It's kinda nice that you have such open communication. He'll never be afraid to talk to you if he gets into trouble." "And we're all sure he'll get into lots of that," I said almost rolling my eyes. We still had time before we were going to the beach so we decided to make lunch first. As we prepared things, one by one people started showing up in the kitchen, almost as if they could smell the food. Before long we had not only Colin, myself, Ben and Reece, but Troy, Kurt, Patrick, Ian, Porter, Kyle and Chance as well. `Marvin' and Lucas returned with Troye and all his stuff, got him settled into a room and then came down. This small trip to the beach that Blake had planned with his friends was more like an invasion force now. They hadn't sent this many people to Iraq to overthrow Saddam Hussein. Troy was texting with someone and smiled when he got the reply he wanted. "Colton and Darren are joining us," he announced just as J.P. and Ryan came in. Ian looked at J.P. and then at me and then back at J.P. then whispered to Porter who did the same thing. "Dude, you guys look identical," Ian blurted out stating the obvious. "Who? Me and Troy? Well, he is my brother, but we aren't that identical," I smirked as I put my arm around Troy's shoulder. "No, you and that guy," he said pointing to J.P. "Really? I don't think so. I'm way better looking and my hair is so much hotter. Dude. Ian says we look alike." I said loudly to J.P. who came over to me. "Nah, not even dude. I'm way sexier." "You wish. I'm the stud, you're the dud." J.P. looked at Ian. "You really think we look alike?" "Uh, duh. You guys are almost the same person," Ian said with Porter agreeing. The rest of the house was going about their business as they'd heard all this before, but it never stopped being amusing. "I just don't see it," J.P. said as he pretended to look me over. "Plus I have a tattoo," he remarked as he pushed his sleeve up. "Big deal. So do I," I replied revealing the exact same tattoo. "Holy shit. You have the same tats as well. Just how identical are you?" "I think you need glasses dude. If we look alike, you must be seeing a really fuzzy image up close. Don't worry, we're heading for the nude beach soon so it'll be pretty obvious then, since we'll all be naked. You're hilarious Ian. Me looking like J.P.? I'm not sure if I'm flattered or insulted. I mean he's a good looking dude with amazing eyes and the perfect face, but I think I'm so much hotter." "They are identical, aren't they Porter?" Ian said only half confident, and the other half now asking for reassurance. "You guys are twins, right?" Porter asked. "Nope. I can say with all honesty that we're absolutely not twins," I replied. "Scout's honour." I added holding up my hand in the Scout salute. "So if you're not twins and you don't think you look alike, how come you know each other?" he asked frowning. "We both slept with Ryan. He's a former porn star and we ended up sharing his 9 incher." "Seriously you were a porn star?" Porter asked immediately forgetting about J.P. and me. Funny how that works. Cute porn star trumps twins every time. "What was your stage name?" "Tommy Anders," Ryan answered with a smile. "Fuck off! No way. I've seen all of your movies. Dude, you and Jesse Starr. Fuck those were my favorites. I even have a couple on my phone. No offense, but they're my go to movies when I need to blow a load. You don't look like you did in the movies. I would have never recognized you. Do you know Max Ryder or Kyle Ross?" "That was the idea. I let my natural hair color come back and stopped dying it blonde. Plus I shortened it. No more shaggy boy. I never met Max, but I do know Kyle. Watched one of his shoots." "That would be so hot to see a porn set. I loved your long hair, it was such an awesome look on you," Porter said. "Thanks, but that's all people saw when they looked at me. They expected me to be the porn star guy, instead of just letting me be me." "I can see that. You're still hot though." "Thanks. You're pretty cute too." "God, why don't you two get a room already," J.P. said. "Sure, sounds good to me," Ryan replied giving J.P. a push on the arm. "Maybe he'll be able to take my cock without whining about it like a little bitch." "No he won't," Ian said burning his friend. "He couldn't take Justin's dick earlier." "Justin fucked you?" Ryan asked Porter. "Nice. He has a pretty big one too." "Not as big as yours though," I replied as the dick admiration club got under way. "Don't worry Porter, we'll try again later and I'm sure I'll get all the way in. You gotta see this guy's ass," I said to the guys. "Probably the smallest, tightest little hole you'll ever come across in your life. Once I get you opened up, maybe you'd like Ryan to give you a try. Maybe you can watch Ryan fuck me, and you'll never need your jerk off videos again." "God, that would be epic. That would be like a fantasy come true. Would you really do that?" "Sure, wanna do it right here?" I asked Ryan. "On the couch or on the pool table?" he asked with a smirk. "I was thinking we could go do it on the trampoline. More bounce in our fuck." "Shit yeah. But after the beach." "You're seriously gonna do it in front of everyone?" Ian asked. "Uhh, can I ask you a personal question?" We shrugged and nodded to each other. "Have you all had sex with each other?" I looked around the room. "Yeah, pretty much. Kurt is straight, like you, so his experiences are more limited, but pretty much everyone else has been together." Then I had an idea. "Kurt! Come over here for a sec." Kurt wandered over with a beer in his hand and joined us. "So you and Ian are pretty much the only straight boys in the room right now." "Right on!" Kurt said putting his fist out to bump with Ian. "Here's to straight dudes." "The last two of a dying breed," I chuckled. "In this house, yeah," Kurt agreed. "So I have an idea. When we come back, why don't you and Ian give us a live sex show together? Show the rest of us how two straight boys make out." "You mean like call some girls over and have sex in front of all of you?" Ian asked almost shocked. "No, dude. You and Kurt make out together and show us what you know about sex." Kurt laughed. "That's what I love about you Justin. Even your definition of straight isn't straight. You do realize that it means we do girls, not guys, right? Bring a girl here and I'm sure Ian and I would be happy to share her while you watch." "Such technicalities. We would all love to see the awkwardness of two straight boys hooking up. That first kiss where you are sure you'll puke or die if you kiss another boy. The first time you touch a cock and the horrified look on your face when you get hard from being touched by a guy as you realize you like it. Then there's the blowjobs, the rimming and the fucking. It's just so much fun to watch as you struggle though it all." "You're one weird fucker, Justin. You know that?" Kurt said with a half smile. "Gotta keep life interesting or it just becomes routine," I smiled. "Well, it sounds like an insane fantasy, but it wouldn't work. I may be straight, but as you know better than anyone, I've had sex with guys, so it wouldn't have the shock value. I actually don't mind playing with a dude. I thought I'd hate it at first, but once I got used to it, it's fine. Not like I'm gonna become gay or anything, but sex is sex. I've actually had some better sex with guys than with girls. At least they know how to get on with it, and I hate to say it but having your prostate stimulated properly gives you a mind blowing orgasm that no girl can even come close to." "What does that mean?" Ian asked with curiosity. "It means if you get the chance to have someone do anal with you that knows what they're doing, go for it and don't pussy out. I thought it would be sick, and not good sic, sick sick, but it was the fucking hottest thing I've ever felt. Hurt at first, but once the pain went, the reward was epic." "You mean you let some guy fuck you?" Ian asked trying to sound surprised and somewhat repulsed. But of course he actually knew exactly what Kurt was talking about. "Not like I go around telling everyone, but in this house, it doesn't matter what you admit to. Everyone here is cool and wouldn't say anything if they saw you elsewhere. That's what I love about coming over here. Justin, what you need for your fantasy is a two true straight boys who have never even thought of being with a guy before. Even I'd find that fun to watch. See if you could bribe them into changing their minds. Offer them like a gay for pay kind of deal. Kiss for $20 all the way up to fuck for $500. I could probably find a few guys willing to do that if you're up for it." "Damn, you're kinkier than me. Didn't think that was possible," I laughed. "Of course I'm up for it. Hell, call them over." "This might be intimidating for two straight boys who don't know you. Maybe a smaller group to start them off. You ever fool around with a guy, Ian?" Kurt asked. Ian blushed about a dozen shades of red and swallowed like he was about to throw up. "Uhh, just a blow job," he lied looking at Porter nervously. Some of us new he'd done more than that, but we'd keep his secret. "So how was it?" "Not as bad as I thought," he replied trying to be noncommittal. "Well there's a ringing endorsement of your skills," Kurt said to Porter going for the high five, which Porter returned hesitantly. "Who said it was me?" He asked nervously. It was still a fresh experience that the two friends hadn't even had a chance to discuss yet. "He looked at you when he admitted it and you both blushed and looked away. Pretty obvious. You can give me a blow job later if you want. I'll give you a few pointers from a straight boy perspective if you want it." "Uh, sure thanks," Porter replied apparently unsure of the right thing to say to that. "Dude, you keep this up and you'll be getting invites from the entire house," Ian teased his best friend. "Is this like a gay heaven for you or something?" "It's pretty fuckin' close dude. Gay celebrities, porn stars, straight boys willing to give it up. Twins. Fuck, this would be like a dream house to live in. Only thing that would make it better is if you lived here too," he grinned. "I'd have to have some girls though," Ian smiled. "Way to ruin the fantasy bro." "Sorry," he laughed. As we were talking, Blake and his entourage came down the back stairs single file in just their underwear, with the large super soakers slung over their chest and war paint on their faces and chests. "Step aside! Men coming through!" Blake said as he pushed his way through the group to get to the food. His friends followed. "This is a lot of people. We're gonna need more ammo." "Sorry, when are the men coming through? Are you the advance party to clear the way for the men?" I teased. "Oh dude, you're the first to get it, once we to the beach. Prepare to be assassinated!" Blake said staring at me with his constipated...uhh, intimidation face. "Everyone liked the idea of a day at the beach and then a BBQ," Colin told him. "Cool." He said as he offered his friends food and drinks, while they tried not to look nervous at being around all the older guys. Blake was quite at home and his usual unfiltered self. "So we've all masturbated so we don't get boners at the beach. Guess what Dad. Tommy's balls have dropped and he can now make white stuff." Tommy looked like he wanted to crawl under the table and disappear. "Blake. Some things are personal. Keep it between you and the other person, okay. Maybe Tommy doesn't want everyone to know." "Why not? His penis is gonna get bigger now and he'll be able to do sex stuff." "Again, personal details. If you want to tell people about you, that's your choice, but it's also Tommy's choice about what he wants people to know about him." "Meh, whatevs. Tommy's okay with it. I can't see how he'd care. We're all going to be naked at the beach, so you'll see anyway. Tommy show my Dad your balls and the hair that started." "Ignore him Tommy. Blake, there's a difference between being naked in a group at the beach and talking about something like masturbation or puberty. If your friends feel comfortable talking about personal things, that's up to them. Understand?" "Yep got it. I already told all of them that they can talk to you guys about any stuff they can't ask their parents. So anyone else need to masturbate before we go to the beach," he asked in a much louder voice. "It'll help you from getting a boner while we're there." "Thanks for the advice Blake," Kyle replied grinning. Some of the other guys laughed. "Is he always that direct?" Ian asked. "Yep. He says it like he sees it. He used to the quiet silent type. I kind of miss those days," I said half sighing. "How old is he? Is he gay?" "He's 13 and I don't think he's gay. I think he's just a typical 13 year old who is exploring who he is, but straight or gay, we couldn't care. He'll decided when he's ready," Colin told him. Colton and Darren came in the front door and paused when they saw everyone. "Uh, hi?" Colton said. "Okay if we come in?" "Dude, seriously? Since when do you have to ask?" Kyle said to our friends next door. "Is everyone going to the beach?" Darren asked. "Yep, then we'll have a BBQ." "HEY COLTON!" Blake yelled across the room. "Hi Blake!" He yelled back with a laugh. "You guys had lunch?" Kyle asked. "Yeah, just had some grilled cheese before we came over, thanks." "Sorry we're late," Jason said as they came through from the other house with the twins running in completely naked. "Took me 20 minutes to get suntan lotion on them as they wouldn't stop giggling." "How's James?" I asked as everyone basically stopped to hear the answer. "He's a little sore and a lot unhappy. He feels guilty that he broke the glass and sad that he can't go to the beach. At least he's okay thanks to Blake." A few of the guys clapped, and for the first time I think I actually saw Blake blush, but he recovered quickly and took a bow. The twins immediately mingled with the boys and I saw Cory take them upstairs, only to have them return a short while later with their own smaller super soakers. Ian looked at Jason, and then J.P. and once again whispered to Porter who repeated the action. "Three of you?" Ian said. "Are there more?" "Nope just three. Told you we weren't twins," I laughed. "Let's go to the beach!" Blake said to everyone as he dropped his underwear and fluffed up his dick. Such an exhibitionist. Look out Magic Mike, Magic Blake is on the way. We grabbed a backpack and threw in a few bottles of water, while others grabbed towels. Cory ran upstairs and returned with a Frisbee. I made my way close to Troye as he was the one person in the house I hadn't seen naked yet. As he took off his clothes, he was pretty skinny with a long uncut dick. Why is it the nerdy type guys have such big dicks? I mean I like skinnier guys anyway, so that's a good thing, I just wondered why they seemed to always had more junk than the muscle guys. I'd have to research that to see if there was any truth in it. One by one everyone got rid of their clothes and our naked group was ready for the beach. Tommy and Houston were the most nervous as they waited until almost last before taking off their underwear. They stuck close to the back and held their towels around their necks to conceal themselves a little. Our group of 22 was just getting ready to head out into the yard when the front gate buzzed. Troy hit the intercom and saw Brett & Levi. He opened the gate and the twins ran to the door at full speed. "Sorry we're late," they said as Troy opened the door for them. "Holy shit. This looks like an orgy about to break out." "Nope, just a day at the beach," Colton smiled as he saw the twins. He quickly put his towel around his neck and I tried not to laugh at how subtle he was trying to be. He watched them closely as they got naked and I had a feeling if Darren hadn't been there, Colton would have been more obvious about the fact he liked them. With Jason, J.P. and me now completely naked, Porter and Ian were checking us out, and then checked out Brett and Levi. You could tell the twins apart as Brett had a long scar on his elbow and Levi had one across his belly button and a freckle under his left ear. "Okay, I can't tell who's who. Is that just me or is there a trick to it?" Ian said as he came up to us. "No trick to it. We're identical. Only Kyle and Colin can tell us apart with no mistakes." "I can tell you apart too," Blake said bouncing in front of us and right in front of Ian. "Nice penis. I still think I'd look good with one with skin on the top like that. Does it move back like others?" "Huh?" Ian said only half listening to Blake as he seemed more focused on trying to find differences in the three of us. "When you play with it, does the skin pull back and show the penis part? My friends that have skin on their thing can pull the skin back. Does yours do that?" "Yeah. I think they all do so you can clean under them." "Okay. Cool. So you gonna go swimming in the ocean with us?" "Sure why not," Ian grinned. "Okay everyone has to go in the ocean," Blake announced. "The person who stays in the longest is the winner." "What do they win?" Troy asked. "A date with me!" Blake said giggling. "I thought the winner got a prize, not a punishment," Colin said pushing Blake's arm slightly. "Rude!" He said. Everyone was now naked and we headed out into the backyard. "God this feels weird," Porter said. "I've never been naked outside like this." "I've never been naked in front of this many people, never mind outside," Ian added. "You get used to it around here," Kurt told him as they stuck close together. Straight boys have to protect each other from the horny gay guys. "Shit, I'll be right back," Blake said suddenly and ran back into the house at the pool level at full speed. "I'm guessing he may have remembered to masturbate, but not take a pee," Kyle laughed. "Definitely Justin's son." "Rude!" I grinned mimicking Blake. It was hot looking at all the tight bums heading for the back gate. It made me feel proud, and a little slutty, that I'd done almost all the legal age guys, except for Troye, but I'd take care of that tonight. I'd suck a load out of him, and then fuck a load back into him to welcome him into our home. When we got to the top of the hill, I froze a little and made sure I was on good footing. The last thing I needed was to roll down the hill and forget who I was again. This time I might end up as a hillbilly trucker who likes possum grits and spits chewin' tobacco. I actually shuddered at the thought. Travis and Trevor were cute as they wanted a ride down on someone's back. Travis picked Jason and Trevor picked J.P. I wonder if they knew which one was Dad and which one was Uncle Dad. Blake came racing across the lawn and joined up with his friends again. Our group made it to the bottom without incident and we headed for the edge of the water. Some put their toes in. Travis and Trevor jumped around squealing and shrieking, then ran back and forth between the water and the older boys. "Holy crap that's cold," Levi complained. "Our balls are going to disappear." "Like you have to worry about that," Brett said to his brother. "Dude, we're identical. You just insulted yourself again." "Yeah, but my balls look bigger because I haven't busted a load in three days." "Not my fault you're too ugly to get laid. I drained mine this morning," "Again, insulting yourself, dumbass. Plus jerking off isn't exactly getting laid," Brett told him. "Boys, boys. Kyle and I will make sure you both get laid afterward," Chance told them as he put his arm around their shoulders. "I promise we'll drain everything out of you." "Sounds hot and Vampire creepy all at the same time," Levi smirked. "Okay, everyone line up at the edge of the water," Blake announced. "You have to go in past your waist and the person who stays in the longest wins." "Do you think the kid was a sadist in a previous life?" `Marvin' asked. "I think he's a sadist in this life," Colin replied. "One thing about Blake, he just goes for whatever is in his mind. Trust me, once he does this, I doubt he'll suggest it again. We're going to look like naked Smurfs by the time we're done. That water is cold enough to turn even the toughest guy blue." Everyone lined up at the edge of the water, including the Travis and Trevor, who stuck close to Blake. As the water touched their toes, they each reached up, almost in unison and held Blake's hands. He began to walk slowly forward, as did the rest of us. Son of a bitch this water was cold. If this is what whale's experience, no wonder they're so grumpy and become killers. Might explain why dolphins are so friendly in the Caribbean. As the water got further up my leg, I think my penis actually started to shrivel and hide so it wouldn't get frozen. My balls were already tightening in anticipation of the coldness about to hit them. While most of us walked slowly, Kurt and Patrick chose another route and raced into the water and dove under. They came up almost gasping for air. They swam around, but from the way they were having trouble breathing, it was obviously too much for them. They raced back for the shore and the pile of towels. They might not have won for duration, but they at least got bonus points for their entry. As the water hit each of us in the crotch you almost felt for each guy in turn. Trevor and Travis didn't have to go very far in before their bits were submerged and they let go of Blake and ran back to the shore where Kurt and Patrick met them with towels and wrapped them up. I was proud of them for at least trying it. One by one we submerged the family jewels and held out as long as we could before turning and running back to shore. The taller guys had the advantage before their balls hit the water. Blake and his friends didn't last any longer than the rest of us and as we all dried off, we heard Chance laughing. As we turned to see what was amusing him, the rest of the guys began to laugh as well. Colton was on his back swimming back and forth, making quite a show for everyone. He finally stood up and waded back to shore. "Such pussies. I swim down here all the time. Looks like I win!" He announced. "Where do you want to go on our date, Blake?" "A movie," Blake replied with a big smile, probably thrilled that someone took him up on his offer. Colton came over and gave Blake a big bear hug, only to get a shriek from Blake. "You're a popsicle!" Blake complained as he tried to get free and wrapped himself back in his towel. Once we all dried off and warmed up again, we played Frisbee, threw stones in the water, sun tanned and looked for `treasure' on the beach. I noticed that Ian and Porter were bonding well with Kurt and Patrick which I supposed was to be expected. I grabbed the suntan lotion and went over to where they were laying. "Want me to do your back?" I asked as I sat on the empty towel next to Porter. "Huh?" he said looking over to me. "Your back. Suntan lotion?" "Uh, sure. Thanks," he said as he put his head back down. He complained a little as I poured the cold liquid on him and then rubbed it in. I was trying hard not to make this sexual, but he had such a smooth back and firm skin that I found myself really enjoying it. I almost ran back to the water to keep myself under control, but I paused for a second to calm any raging hormones before pouring liquid on his legs and rubbing it in. He had just the right amount of hair on his legs and I coated him thoroughly before pouring lotion on his ass. I still can't get over how tiny his butt is, or how firm it is. I tried not to think about fucking him later, but it's was almost an impossibility, especially as I rubbed down his crack. I gently pulled his legs apart and made sure to put a little lotion on the back of his balls. "Okay, turn over and I'll do your front," I offered. "I'm good thanks," he said looking up. "Are you sure? Might as well get both sides." "I'm sure. Couldn't turn over right now if I wanted to," he said giving a slight turn to let me see underneath him. I smiled. I had successfully aroused him. "So I guess you like me, huh?" I teased. "I could just slip inside your ass and give you a quick one." "Yeah, sure right here on the beach in front of everyone. That probably wouldn't be a good idea." "I think it would be a great idea, but then we'd have 20 guys running around with hardons wondering where to stick them, and it would turn into an orgy. Then others would want to join, and chaos would reign supreme. Guess we'll have to wait until we get back to the house for your next fuck. Too bad," I said slapping him lightly on the ass and then rubbing each cheek. I honestly would have fucked him right then and there if he'd asked. He was just too perfect not to. I moved over to Ian. "Your turn," I said. He didn't say anything, so I took that as permission and repeated what I had just done to Porter, with the same reply when I suggested he turn over. God, even the straight boys get hard at my touch. I'm like King Midas. Everything I touch turns hard...okay he turned everything to gold, but a boner is like gold to a gay guy. "Am I next?" Kurt asked with a grin. "Of course," I said as I went and straddled him sitting just below his bum. My penis conveniently lying along his ass crack. I knew I could do more with Kurt as we were more familiar with each other. I worked the lotion into his back and shoulders, giving him almost a massage at the same time. As I moved to rub his back my penis was sliding up and down his ass crack. He turned to look at me and quietly said, "Horny much?" "Give me a couple more minutes of rubbing up and down your crack and I'll slide inside and properly coat your ass." "Oh really? What SPF factor is cum?" He smiled. "The highest dude. I can promise the inside of your bum will not get burned no matter how long you stay out here. You have no idea how badly I want to fuck you right now," I said quietly as I leaned close to his ear. "I have some idea as I can feel your cock and balls rubbing my crack. Probably not a good idea to do it on a public beach." "Don't worry, I was just getting you warmed up for later, but it reminded me. We're having our annual nude charity car wash next weekend. You should join us." "Is it a gay thing, or do girls go too?" "Mainly a gay thing, but girls show up to have their cars washed by hot naked boys. The full service area is more a gay thing," I told him. He went to turn over, so I lifted up and then sat back on his thighs with my cock now touching his. He had a semi erection, but not enough to cause him any concern at all. "Dude, what about if I get some straight guys to join in? They could offer the full service, by which I assume you mean sex, to any girls. You could make a shit load more money." "Never thought of that," I said as I poured lotion on his chest and rubbed it in. "I'll ask Alex as he's running it this year, but I think that has potential, especially since the money is for charity. Your friends would have to be cute though." "They'd be straight, Justin. You wouldn't be able to do any of them," Kurt said with a big grin. "You underestimate the power of the force, young Skywalker," I said breathing through my hands, which smelled like coconut. I actually liked that idea. Straight boys could work side by side in the entry area with the `Q' members. We might just need a wrist band system so people knew who was who. Or more precisely so the gay guys knew not to hit on the straight boys. We could have a volunteer's party afterward and maybe get horny straight boys hooked up with a blowjob or two. "You get the straight boys, I'll get them horny enough to have sex with." "Ha! Good luck with that," he smirked. I leaned forward. I got you, didn't I?" I said quietly. "How about a bet. For each of your straight friends that I suck or fuck, you give up your ass for each one I do." "And for each one you don't do? What do I get?" "My ass?" I grinned. "Not much of a bet then. I could probably have that anytime I was horny if I asked." He wasn't wrong there. "How about for each straight guy you don't get sexual with, I get to use a car for a week. I'll bring 52 guys and have the use of a whole years worth of cars," he smiled. "Or you'd be giving up your ass 52 times," I laughed. I moved down Kurt and rubbed lotion on his penis and balls and kept talking as I did it. He boned up quickly and I moved down to his legs. As soon as I was done with those, I went back and put more lotion on his dick and rubbed it in thoroughly. "Dude, I'm gonna cum if you keep jerking me off," he warned. I grinned evilly and moved up and sat on his stomach feeling the tip of his boner touching my ass. When it twitched and jumped slightly, I moved back quickly to press it against my entrance. Kurt just closed his eyes, so I inched back on it and let it enter me completely and sat down hard on him. I tried not to make it obvious that I was being fucked, so I poured more lotion on his chest and pretended that I was just working on that. "That's what it looks like when a penis goes inside and you are fucking," I heard Blake say from behind me. I turned to find him and his friends standing there watching. "Jesus Blake, go play or something," I said sternly. "Just showing the guys what it looks like when two people are doing it," he said to his friends who were watching intently. "Not the place or the right situation, Blake." "Why not? You're on a public beach where anyone can watch, so we're watching. No law about that," he said not moving. I quickly lifted myself off Kurt, who turned over to lie face down. "There, nothing to see here, move along," I told Blake, half pissed that he'd interrupted my fuck, but slightly amused as Houston had already begun springing a boner. They just shrugged and ran off to the water. "How the hell are you going to control him when he's older, if he's like this now?" Kurt said with his head on the side. "Drugs," I replied. You should find me before you leave tonight. We can finish what we started." "You mean finish what you started?" he smiled. "Definition of straight ...Does girls..." "Got it. So you comfortable fucking me in front of the entire group or you want to do it in private?" "Private," he said resigning himself to the inevitable with a smile. He really is fun for a straight boy. Ian had seen me riding Kurt and didn't say anything, but he actually watched for a lot longer than I thought he would have. I'll bet he was wishing he had let me put lotion on his front. We were down at the beach for a while, and the kids were running around interacting with everyone, and everyone was happy to interact back. Travis and Trevor were the most fun as they kept bringing rocks back to us to hold onto for them. By the time they finished I wondered if they were considering building a castle out of them or something. I guess I remember collecting rocks when I was a kid. Can't remember what was so fascinating about it now, but back then it seems like it was my whole world, and these boys were no different. Blake had joined in races with the older boys, and was actually doing pretty good against them. Maybe he could be on the nude Olympic track team. Then there was the water fight with the super soakers they had brought, but it didn't last long as they ran out of `ammo' pretty fast. As it got cooler, we packed up and headed back to the house. I noticed that Colin was behind me this time and I wondered if it was just his protective instinct kicking in to make sure I didn't bounce down the hill again, or maybe he just wanted to look up my ass. At one point I stopped and wiggled my bum at him, so he kissed it. I pulled the cheeks open so he could kiss there too, but he just stuck his finger at my hole causing me to move faster. As we entered the house on the pool level we all stood there in disbelief. The bubbles from the foam room had filled the entire pool area and it looked like one of the movies where the washing machine has gone nuts. "What the hell?" Colin said as he entered. "Keep everyone out for a minute until I shut it off. We don't want anyone falling in the pool." He quickly disappeared into the house and returned moments later holding a small stick. "Someone jammed the timer in the on position and propped the bathroom door open," he announced. We all looked at Blake. "What? Why's everyone looking at me?" He asked with a partial smirk. "Was it you?" Colin asked. "Yes, but you didn't have to assume it was me. You know what they say about assuming things," he replied trying to deflect the issue. "What were you thinking?" "I was thinking that we had 20 people here and that it might be fun to have a really large bubble room for all of us to play in. I didn't think it would be this much though. Sorry." "From now on, keep the bubbles in the bathroom. This is going to leave a film on everything that will need to be washed off. Fortunately you can't really do any damage on the pool level," Colin told him not sounding very upset. "So I'm not grounded?" Blake asked almost happily. "No. But next time ask if you want to do something like this. It can be dangerous to have a slippery deck next to a pool, especially when you can't see the pool." "Okay, sorry. Can we go play in it?" He asked. "Give us a few minutes to get the level of the bubble down a bit so we know where things are." Kyle, Tory and I entered with Colin and began swatting down the bubbles, but it wasn't helping a lot, so we decided to slide open a few panels of the front windows to push the bubble outside where the kids immediately began throwing them around and piling them on each other's heads, which led to putting them on crotches and asses, and then designing bras, underwear, arm bands and hats. We had to take a few pictures of some of the designs just for the record books. Naked people in the latest bubble wear designs from the French designer J.P. Pelletier. "Check this out," Kyle said as he ran across the pool deck, dropped to his stomach and slid into the pool with a splash. From there it ramped up to become quite the game. Troy had Blake sit on the deck with his legs crossed and then pushed him along like he was curling with him. Blake slid along the deck easily and into the pool with a small squeak. Everyone wanted to try it after that. I think we found a whole new use for the bubble room. Colin and a group of guys eventually broke away to get things ready for the BBQ and Ben got out a soccer ball and had an impromptu game with Blake and his friends, once everyone was over the pool slip and slide. I found it fun to watch guys going naked down the waterslide and come flailing out of the bottom into the pool. Reece, Colton and Darren were having the most fun with that. I told `Marvin', Lucas and Troye to meet me in the foam room. Then I went and found Ryan to complete my group. I wandered over to Porter who was with Ian talking to Kurt and Patrick. "Can I borrow Porter for a bit? I want to finish that fuck we started now that we're all slippery. We'll be in the bathroom if anyone else gets horny." Ian went to say something but then just closed his mouth. Patrick just smiled as I took Porter by the hand and pulled him along with me. He really didn't try to resist as he probably wanted what I was selling more than he was willing to let on. We entered the bathroom and the bubbles had finally subsided down to about half way. When he saw the group I'd gathered, he gave a big smile. "So, you ready to have some fun with some celebrities?" I asked. "You serious?" "Always dude. Always. I'll open that tiny hole up first and then Ryan can fuck you. If you thought the videos of him and Jesse Star were epic, wait until you watch yourself in the mirror being fucked, while sucking celebrity cock." "God, this is so surreal," Porter exclaimed. "You get over it fast once they've fucked you a few times. Then you can pick who you'd like to fuck. But first things first. I want to be able to get you opened up for Ryan. The best way to do that is if I lie down and you sit on me. That way you can take it at your own speed. But trust me, once you've gotten used to it, you're gonna love Ryan's cock." "You have no idea how many times I've fantasized about being the one you fucked," he said to Ryan. "Aww, that's so sweet," Ryan said coming up to give him a kiss. "Guess I'll have to make sure I live up to your fantasy." "You almost have already just by the fact I'm in the same room naked with you." "Looks like someone has a crush," `Marvin' teased. "Yeah, I remember that," I laughed as I went up and took a hold of `Marvin's' cock. "Me too. How long did it take before you could form a whole sentence around me?" "Shut up! Come on Porter, time for that fuck." I lay on the floor and pulled him down with me, and told him to get me hard with a blowjob. "Troye, while he's doing that you should rim his ass and then get him lubed up." "You guys really don't waste time, do you?" Troye said as he looked at all of us. "Why would we? We're all horny, so we get to it and help each other out. It's just sex dude." Porter started sucking my dick and when I put my hand on his head to guide him deeper, he tensed up. "Relax your throat and just breathe," I advised. `Marvin' and Lucas hadn't started anything yet and were just watching us as things began. Troye got down beside Porter and watched him suck my cock for a bit. His own dick inflated and while it wasn't overly long, it was thick. I rubbed Porter's back and ran my hand down his back until I was at the top of his ass crack. I watched as Troye went behind him and pressed his face into Porter's crack. It was hot watching his tongue lick along the length of the small ass and I got even harder. `Marvin' handed Troye the lube and he coated his cock with it and got up behind Porter, ready to enter him. I watched closely as he firmly pushed his way inside. Porter froze and stopped sucking me off as he got speared. Troye wasn't anywhere near as patient as I had been with Porter and just got himself inside quickly. Porter cried out slightly, but that just seemed to encourage Troye to go harder and faster. He fucked the stuffing out of him before pulling out and blasting his load all over Porter's back. Lucas got on his knees and cleaned Porter's back by licking the cum up with his tongue. Then he took Troye's place inside Porter. I'm guessing we'll all have a go at him before he's finished. Ryan, meanwhile, was getting himself warmed up by fucking `Marvin' as they stood off to the side. I loved watching Ryan fuck as he really played to his audience. Obviously a residual effect of his time in porn. He made sure we could see the full length of his cock going in and out of `Marvin'. It was time for a switch up. "Lucas, don't cum in Porter yet. Sit on my face. Porter, ride my cock and Lucas can suck you off," I said as I got hornier. Lucas straddled my head and I pulled his cheeks apart as he settled comfortably on my face, like a nice warm scarf. I jammed my tongue deep into him and reached around to take hold of his erection. He lowered his head so he could suck off Porter who had moved to straddle my dick. He was well opened up now, and I went in much easier. He began to bounce happily on my dick. Troye was sitting watching and Ryan had pulled out of `Marvin, who had moved behind Lucas to watch me rim him. After a few minutes of enjoying Lucas' sweet ass, I pushed him up and reached back to grab `Marvin's' cock and pull him forward. He got the message and entered Lucas to give me a front row seat to watch his cock slide inside. I maneuvered my arm so that it was out of the way, and allowed me to play with `Marvin's' balls as he fucked the tight ass above me. I love watching up close. I often wondered how cameramen in porn didn't end up stripping and fucking the actors. I wouldn't be able to control myself that's for sure. Porter announced he was cumming and Lucas lowered himself further to swallow all of the load that was about to erupt. I couldn't see anything, but I could hear when he exploded. It was followed by Lucas blasting all over my chest as he must have gotten off on swallowing everything Porter had to offer. I almost groaned in disappointment when Porter lifted off my dick and let it go free. It was happy in that tight little hole. `Marvin' pulled out of Lucas who got off my face and I now had to find something else to do. "How was his cum?" I asked Lucas. "It shot out of him like a long range missile attack. He must have pumped week's worth of jizz," he replied. I looked over at Porter who looked positively drained. I stood up and quickly rinsed Lucas' cum off my chest before going over to Troye. "Your turn," I smiled as I stood him up and took him over to the counter. He already had a full erection, so I spun him around and bent him over the counter. I went down to rim his ass as I reached between his legs to jerk him off. I was way too horny to do that for long, so I grabbed the lube next to the sink and fingered some into him, before standing up and aiming myself at his hole. "Uhhh, I'm a top," Troye said raising up slightly and looking back at me. "Great you can fuck me once I'm done," I said bluntly. "Just relax and enjoy this." "Seriously, I'm a top," he complained. "I heard you, but so was every bottom out there at first. They take their first cock, have the most intense orgasm of their life and presto, they're bottoms," I told him as I kicked his legs further apart and poured lube on my dick. I put one hand around his neck and pushed him flat on the counter. I held him down and pushed the tip of my dick against his tight rosebud. The rest of the guys came over and stood on either side to watch me enter his supposedly virgin hole. It's like a right of passage for a gay boy, and it's just that much better if you have witnesses to lock in the moment for all eternity. `Marvin', Lucas, Ryan and Porter were all casually jerking off as they watch the tip of my dick press against Troye's hole. He jumped as the ring opened and sucked my tip inside, slamming closed around the head, but he took it like a man. The others congratulated him by rubbing and patting his back as if he'd just accomplished something amazing. I figure amazing is when I get balls deep and breed him properly. I waited to let him get used to it and then slowly inserted myself. He complained the whole way in. Like kids on a road trip. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Geez, you'll know we're there when you feel my balls up against yours and your head is slamming off the mirror. "Fuck that's big and it hurts like hell," he complained. "I don't think I can do this." "That's silly. You're already doing it," I told him as I rubbed his ass. "Just relax and take deep breaths. If you tense up it hurts, but just relax your butt and it'll feel amazing." I actually felt his muscles give up a little and I pushed the rest of the way in. He gasped and tried to move forward. Like I said. Slam his head off the mirror and he'll know he's been properly fucked. I was so horny from being inside Porter that I knew this wasn't going to take long. Porter, assume the same position as Troye right next to us. Time for you to get that fantasy you wanted." "What fantasy?" Porter asked as he looked at me quizzically. "Ryan, or Tommy Anders, is going to fuck the hell out of you." "I dunno if I can handle that. My ass has taken quite a beating today." "Don't wimp out now. You're open enough to handle him, so I suggest you go for it. You never know when you'll get this chance again. Then if you have anything left, `Marvin' can finish you off and you'll have bragging rights to say you did three celebrities and one porn star in a single orgy." "Right, I'll get that up on my Facebook and Snapchat," he said sarcastically. "Cool. Add me in," I grinned. "Now bend over and let's see you take the big dick." He got beside Troye and bent over into the same position. "Okay, Ryan, you're up. Boy has a fantasy. You're it! No pressure dude." "No worries. I've fucked with a room full of crew, including women and a ton of cameras. This is a piece of cake." He got behind Porter, lubed his ass and slowly entered him. "Okay Porter, watch in the mirror. You're about to get fucked by Tommy Anders," I smiled. "Wait. Can you get my phone and record this for me, so I have something to remember it by? Please?" He begged. "Sorry, we can't," Ryan replied. "First you're only 17 and second I don't let people video me having sex any more. Someone could sell it and make a lot of money. Sorry, buddy." "I wouldn't sell it, I promise. And you could leave my face out of the video. You could even leave your face out of the video. It would just be so I could have something to jerk off to as I remember this." "Sorry. Just one rule I have. The only one that I video with is J.P. because he's my boyfriend, and he's in TV so he doesn't want the video out there either." "I understand," Porter said sounding slightly unhappy. Ryan poured a lot of lube on his dick and pushed forward. Porter took a large breath and you could almost see the concentration and determination surrounding the task at hand. Ryan wasn't watching his own cock going into Porter, he was watching Porter's face in the mirror and smiling. As the tip pierced his sphincter, Porter opened his mouth to gasp and take a couple of breaths. "I'm in, so that's the hardest part," he told Porter. "Now just enjoy it." I watch the big dick of my friend disappear into the new guy, causing me to fuck Troy even harder. Porter was staring at Ryan for all he was worth, and once our former porn star was all the way in he stopped. "How's that?" "So amazing. So big though. God, I feel like I want to cry," Porter said licking his lips. "Cry good, or cry bad?" Ryan asked. "Cry good. I think I love you." Ryan laughed. "Yeah, I get that a lot. I think you just love my dick. You ready to get fucked? Where do you want my load when I cum?" "I dunno," Porter replied not having thought that far ahead. "I can cum inside you, pull out and spray all over your chest, or shove my cock down your throat and you can swallow it," Ryan offered bluntly. "God, I wish I could do it all," he said greedily. "Okay," Ryan smiled as he began. I couldn't help but be excited by the whole thing and felt my dick throb inside Troye as Ryan began fucking Porter. I smiled and matched Ryan thrust for thrust and we then got into synchronized fucking. If I moved my hand, Ryan did to. If Ryan made a gesture or changed the pace, I followed along. It was fun to watch in the mirror and we were obviously turning on the others, as they went underneath the two being fucked to suck their dicks. It didn't take long before it was another cumfest. Those with anything left were being drained, and those who didn't, just had a dry orgasm to finish themselves off. "Here comes the breeding part," Ryan called out after a few minutes of hammering Porter hard and fast. He stopped fucking and pumped jizz inside that tight little hole, then squeezed his dick and pulled out quickly. He yanked Porter back off the counter. "Get on your knees and open your mouth," he commanded forcefully. Porter didn't even have time to think as he dropped in front of his idol and opened wide. He almost went cross-eyed as Ryan's dick headed for his mouth. He let go of the tip and the final few volleys of cum blasted down Porter's throat and all over his lips. Once he was done, Ryan stepped back and squeezed the last few drops of cum out of himself, wiping his dick on Porter's face. If I had those cards they use for scoring competitions, I would have held up eleven's. That's why he's was an epic porn star. Most of us cum and fall asleep. He shot his load inside the guy, dumped more down his throat and then finished on his face. Who does that? Academy award performance for best cum in a bathroom foam room ever!! I almost wish we had recorded that. We'd have made a fortune. "Dude, that should be your signature move for your next porn. That was wicked epic. Do that, then flip over to get fucked. You'll be a millionaire. We'll call it `Tommy Anders explodes to the Bottom'. "Funny!" Ryan admitted. "I may never wash again," Porter said with cum dripping off his face. "Please do!" Ryan said. "I wouldn't mind playing with you again sometime and I'd hate you to smell bad." "You'd do me again?" Porter said excitedly. "Yeah. You've got one seriously tight ass and I wouldn't mind being first in it next time, instead of Justin's sloppy second. I'll give you my number." "Oh my god, seriously? Can I tell anyone that we had sex?" "Sure. Tell whoever you like. It's not like it's a secret that I bone dudes," he laughed. Ryan helped Porter up and the two boys hugged. Ryan had one last surprise for Porter as he kissed him and licked the cum off his face. I don't think he had expected that as his eyes flew wide open. Something tells me Porter might really be in love now. Another star struck fan. He handled it a lot better than I handled `Marvin' that's for sure. I shot my load into Troye and by the time we were done, we were all sweaty, lubed and smelled of sex. Troye and Porter were one of us now. Joined by the DNA we had all shared in this house. I was never into spit handshakes or blood brother rituals, but a cum brother was totally my thing. I pulled out and watched as his ass dripped a bit of my load out of him. Where's my camera when I need it? I should install cameras into the bathroom like they have on the Big Brother TV show, so it could capture stuff like this. Troye went to stand up, but Ryan put his hand on his back and pressed him back down. "My turn. I haven't fucked you yet," Ryan said as his dick remained partially hard. "I don't think I can take another dick," Troye complained. God he was a whiny little thing. No wonder he was a `spud'. "Part of the house rules," I told him casually. "Everyone welcomes you by giving you a nice fuck. Makes you part of the family. "Ryan. You're up." Ryan smiled and stood behind Troye who just looked at him in the mirror. "If I were you, I'd remember to relax and breathe," I told him. "Once you take this, being a bottom will be much easier from here on out." Ryan, being the professional, coated `Spuds' ass liberally with lube and then carefully and slowly inserted himself in Troye, who had basically stopped breathing all together. His face showed the enormity of the cock entering him as he tried to man up and take it without complaining again. At least he resigned himself to the fact he was going to be fucked several times. Ryan got all the way inside and Troye had changed from not breathing at all to chugging like a freight train. "Holy shit, it feels like you have your arm in there," he said as he held onto the edge of the counter as the fuck began. "Thanks!" Ryan smiled as he rubbed Troye's back. Then he did a good porn star move and lifted one of Troye's legs up onto the counter which gave all of us a much better view of the penetration of the boy claiming to be a top. I almost wanted to dart underneath and suck Ryan's balls but I just stood with the others and watched. One thing about Ryan is that he could basically cum on command, or just keep going indefinitely, so when we thought Ryan had had enough, I told him to pull out and let Lucas have a turn. The two guys switched places and it was almost comical to watch the change in Troye's face as the smaller dick entered him. I'm sure he felt relief at that. Ryan was still rock hard, so he just jerked off slowly as we watched Lucas fuck Troye. I love that 9 inch cock and was a little jealous that J.P. got to have it every night. I may have to do a triplet swap one day so I could have it for myself for 24 hours. Then it was `Marvin's turn to complete the welcome party. Once he was done, Troye stood up and rubbed his ass. "Welcome to the family," I grinned. "I'm still a top," he said as if it would matter in the future. "My ass feels like it's stretched out of shape and it's vibrating." "It'll subside shortly. Just have a cool shower and it'll help. You cum?" "Yeah, definitely. I almost came a few times, but I was concentrating on relaxing too much." We went over to the shower and as we washed each other, `Marvin' smiled as he rubbed Porter's ass with the soap. "Guess I should give you a quick fuck since I haven't been up there yet." "I guess so," Porter said as he allowed himself to be turned around. He placed his hands on the wall and `Marvin' pulled his ass back and entered him. They didn't fuck for long, just enough to say they'd done it. We almost started a whole new orgy, but managed to restrain ourselves and go back to the BBQ after drying off. The food was ready and Alex and James had joined us. Both were still dressed and almost looked out of place. Everyone was making a fuss over James and telling him about how cool scars were. Brett showed James his elbow scar and Levi showed him the one across his belly button. From there it turned into a show and tell. Colton had a few on his leg from one activity of another and as each person showed James how cool it was to have one, I almost felt left out. The only official scar I had was a circumcision scar, but I hardly think that counts, but I'd let anyone look at it up close if they wanted to. James lifted up his shirt a few times to show people where he'd been stabbed, but it was currently dressed with a bandage so you couldn't see much. He seemed impressed that the older guys all took such an interest in his injury. After a while, it was almost like he was the guest of honor. "Looks like he's getting used to it," I said to Alex as I put my arm around his waist. "Yeah, he was pretty unhappy earlier, but once I told him that we could play video games all day and then come for a BBQ, he cheered up. But having everyone talk about their own scars seems so much cooler to him than just his Dad showing off his." "Speaking of that, we should get you out of those clothes. You're not really fitting in with the theme of the party," I smiled and I ran my hand up his side taking his shirt with it. He took the hint and removed it, before dropping the pants and underwear. "Happy now?" He asked wiggling his dick at me. "Maybe. Feel like shoving that somewhere?" "Any place in particular that you had in mind?" he asked knowingly. "Toaster...Ice tray," I suggested. "Ouch!" he laughed as we went and grabbed some more food. Kyle came over to where I was standing. "You shoulda called me earlier. I'd totally have been into that." "Into what?" I asked. "You, Troye, Porter, and the guys. I'd have been up for a quick a bang with them." "We were just showing Troye and Porter around," I smirked. "Yeah, around your cock," Kyle replied knowingly. "How were they?" "Tight." "You know Troy has his eyes on Porter now right? I think he might end up dating him." "Really, they just met last night. My guess is that he just needs a cute fuck buddy. Trust me, when you get inside that tiny ass, you'll want him too." "Probably. You could cup the whole thing in one hand," Kyle grinned as he made a grabbing motion with his hand. "What are you homos talking about?" Troy said as he came over with a smile. "Your new boyfriend, and how tight his little ass is." "He's not my boyfriend," Troy replied quickly. "Just a new friend." "With benefits?" I asked. "Are there any other kinds?" "Good thing about him is that he's versatile and likes to kiss. Now all I have to do is work on him being comfortable being completely out at school." "So now that it's just us, spill the deets about last night. Did Ian join in with you guys?" "No, not at all. For the most part he watched movies or played video games, mostly in his underwear, but we did manage to get him to jerk off with us when we put on some bi porn, but he insisted the lights be off and he basically hid himself using the covers half the time. That's all, although he did watch us making out, while pretending he wasn't. I'm really surprised you guys got as far with him last night as you did. I thought he'd jump right in and we'd be having a three way last night." "Guess he's not ready for that yet, especially around his friend." "I can see that, but at least he's had a blowjob from him now, so maybe he'll loosen up." "He loosened up last night that's for sure," I chuckled. "Why don't you help Porter be more comfortable at school," Kyle suggested. "Do things like kiss him in the morning, or hold his hand on the way to class. Stuff like that." "Bone him in the bathroom, or under the bleachers. Stuff like that," I added. "We'll see. I'll definitely be having him over more, and if we can get Ian to participate, even better, but the straight boy just needs to feel more confident. Ideally he should dump his girl, or act like a man and do new things with her. We're going to work on that with him for sure. I'm excited at the possibilities," Troy smiled. I went over to where Kurt was hanging out with Ian having a double's pool game with Brett and Levi. "Who's winning?" "We are," Kurt smiled. "And this shot will seal their fate. Black ball corner pocket," he called as he made the shot and easily sank the eight ball. Naked pool is always fun, especially when the guy bends over to take the shot. I'm surprised they managed to get through an entire game without someone ending up on the table with a different set of balls being played with. Left ball in my mouth. Large cue centre hole. I can call my own game. "Come on Kurt, let's head upstairs. Ian, you can join us too." "What are we doing?" Ian asked. "You'll see," I smiled as I had the boys follow me up to the bedroom. I closed the door and turned to face them. "Okay straight boys. Time to take care of those boners you had on the beach." "I don't have one now," Ian said quickly looking down at his penis to prove the point. That's half the problem with hanging out naked for the day. You quickly get used to it and almost forget you're not wearing clothes. Plus you stop looking at other guys bodies after a while. Fortunately I never let it go on too long, or they'll forget that they're horny too. "True, but I'll bet if I do this..." I said as I took hold of his penis, causing him to jump slightly. "It won't take long to get it hard again." Kurt laughed. "You get used to it Ian. One thing about this house is that everyone is pretty open about everything. If you are horny, just ask and you'd get laid in less than five minutes." "Wish it could be a house full of girls like that," Ian replied trying to carry on a normal conversation with Kurt while I was stroking his dick to full size. "No shit, eh," Kurt agreed. "But I hate to admit it. This isn't a bad second option if you need to nut one off." "Thanks!" I said sticking my tongue out at Kurt. "Maybe you'd like to come over here so I can get you hard too. Maybe for that comment, I'll bend you over and fuck you instead of letting you fuck me." Kurt moved closer, and I reached out to take hold of his cock too. I had my hands full with these two boys... Ian looked at the two of us. "I'm curious. Are all gay guys like this? I mean if I tried this stuff with girls I'd probably get beat up. But gay guys just grab your dick and have sex with you, and no one seems to mind." "It's all in the approach. If you were shy or resistant, or said no and meant it, then no one would hit on you, but you've been here since yesterday and not had a problem being naked around 20 gay guys. You enjoyed a blowjob and other things, so you are hardly a prude and definitely aren't homophobic, so why not enjoy fun when it's offered." "Fair enough. Do you ever have straight boys over who don't end up having sex with you?" "Not usually. By the time they get here, they pretty much are open enough to find out what it's like. Some come back; others just cross it off their curiosity list and don't do it again." "Weird. I can't imagine hanging out naked with my girlfriend like this, or anyone I know." "You know all of us, and you can come to the car wash next week. Spend another day naked, and there will be girls showing up no doubt. Once you've done that day, you'll be a different guy. Right now, you're both hard, so I should take care of things. Kurt, grab the lube and bend over the edge of the bed." "I thought I was going to fuck you?" He said as he turned to go get the lube from the side table. "You will, but a small change of plans. Lube your ass." He did as he was told and I put him into position with his hands on the bed and his legs apart. "Okay Ian, you're up." Ian looked down at his dick fully erect and flat against his stomach. I laughed. "I meant, you get to go first. Time for the straight boys to get to know each other." "What's that mean?" Ian asked. "It means, my new straight friend. You're going to fuck Kurt and I'm going to rim you until you cum. Then you can watch Kurt fuck me, unless you want me to fuck you first." "I don't think this is a good idea. I really am straight," Ian said hesitantly, but not with a definitive no. I grabbed his dick again and put my other hand on his ass and pushed him behind Kurt. He was wet enough from precum that I didn't need to do much to get him ready. I pushed his dick horizontal and aimed it at Kurt's waiting hole. Ian was almost putty in my hands as his brain was trying to work out the conflicts. By the time it had, Kurt would have a load of straight boy cum inside him. I pushed the tip into Kurt and then forcefully moved Ian forward so he quickly speared himself into the other straight boy. "There. Easy and no one died. Just fuck him and enjoy it. Close your eyes and pretend it's your girlfriend if you like, or keep them open and watch yourself properly fucking someone." I put his hands on Kurt's hips and waited for hormones to take over. He closed his eyes and slowly began to work himself into Kurt's hole. I had successfully bred two straight boys. This could be a whole new species when they finished and had bum babies. I got so horny watching the two of them that I was rock hard and jerking off just standing there as Ian's dick went in and out of Kurt. Damn this is hot. I moved onto the bed and pushed my cock against Kurt's lips, which he opened up to accept. Guess he knows better than to argue. Plus he was getting laid, why would he complain? After a minute or so of spit roasting him, I pulled out and got on my back so I could slide under Kurt and suck his dick at the same time he worked on mine. It also gave me a front row seat to watch Ian going in and out. I half expected that he would have cum already. I reached up to grab his balls and heard him give a little whimper. Kurt got back to work on my dick and I slurped him into my mouth and played with his balls as well. This is the way to spend my time. Teaching straight boys how to enjoy themselves without hang-ups. Ian finally said that he was about to cum, so I reached back and held his firm ass in place, pressing my index finger along the crack of his ass and rubbing the rosebud. Might as well intermix straight boy DNA. Maybe I should have Kurt fuck Ian to complete the circle of life. I felt him shake slightly and almost shot my load into Kurt's mouth as I thought about the jizz now flowing from one straight boy into the other. Damn that's so fucking hot (no pun intended). "Stay inside him until I get him to cum," I told Ian. I sucked Kurt harder and rubbed his balls which is all it took to finish him off. I was rewarded with a good solid load of white protein and gulped it down quickly. I wasn't close to cumming myself, so I moved out from under Kurt. As I spun around I saw Porter standing at the door behind Ian. He was crying and Ian must have seen the look on my face as he spun his head to see what I was looking at. Once he saw his best friend he freaked out and pulled out of Kurt fast and hard. "Shit. Shit! Dude, it just happened. It doesn't mean anything," he stammered as he scrambled to hide his still semi hard dick. "Fuck off Ian. Fuck all of you!" Porter said as he raced from the room and down the stairs. "I don't get it...If he wants to fuck all of us, where is he going?" I said insensitively. Kurt punched me on the arm and gave me a look that said I had crossed the line. "Shit!" Ian said again as he looked for something to cover up with. "Top dresser drawer," I told him quickly. He ran and grabbed a pair of my underwear and pulled them on before running after his friend. "What was that all about?" Kurt asked turning around to sit on the bed. "Porter has been asking him to play with him for years apparently, but Ian refused. I'm guessing he's feeling a little pissed of that Ian decided to do it with us instead of him." "Dude, you're evil, you know that?" Kurt said shaking his head. "You should have put the two of them together, instead of him and me." "Spur of the moment. I wanted to see two straight boys do it. That's just how my head works. One idea at a time. I never even thought about Porter. I might have later and then put them in a room together to fuck. Plus we already started the process earlier when we convinced Porter to blow Ian. They'd never done that. I assumed that fucking would just come naturally, like with you and Patrick. "I only do it with Patrick when I'm horny. Plus I know he likes it, so it's no big deal. We both get something out of it." "Exactly the same as Ian and Porter, except Porter is completely gay, where Patrick is bisexual, so you still can talk about picking up chicks together, which probably gets you horny, which leads to sex. Porter and Ian are much more reserved, so the subject never really comes up. Until yesterday the most Ian had done was fuck his girlfriend missionary style in the dark under the covers. They've never even seen each other naked." "Seriously?" And you brought him up here to fuck me in a three-way? Yep evil!" he said shaking his head slightly. "God, we played with him yesterday when he first came over, and then had Porter blow him today, so it's not like we hadn't primed him. He had more sex and nudity today than in his entire life. If he and Porter can survive this event, I think you'll find they are two very different best friends after this." "Like me and Patrick," Kurt replied. "What about me?" Patrick said as he strolled in the bedroom door. "What's with Porter and Ian. They're screaming at each other downstairs. From what I can tell, Porter caught Ian fucking you guys up here. I seem to miss out on all the fun." "Yeah, he walked in on us, and Ian had constantly refused Porter's advances," Kurt explained quickly. "Ouch. No wonder they're going at it like that. Ian even offered to fuck Porter and he told him he could just go fuck himself." "Are they still down there? Maybe I should go see if I can fix things," I asked. "No. Porter grabbed his clothes and stomped out the front door naked. I'd be interested in knowing if he's going to walk all the way home like that. I think Troy and Ian ran after him. So what were you talking about me when I came in?" he said as he sat beside Kurt. "We were just saying how our friendship changed after we had sex together," Kurt replied. "You still like it right?" Patrick asked looking at his naked friend carefully. "Def! I think everyone should have friends with benefits, although I like fucking more than being fucked," he said looking at me. "You'd miss it if you weren't getting your prostate stimulated from time to time," I smirked. "You two gonna bone before you go home?" "I'm good for now," Kurt said rubbing one of his cheeks that he was sitting on. "Yeah, me too. I had fun downstairs earlier. We should really get going. I've got lots of homework," Patrick said as they got off the bed and we headed downstairs to find their clothes. A few of our group had left already including Blake's friends, although Cory was still here playing pool with Brett and Levi. "See you guys next weekend at the car wash. Don't forget to bring your straight friends to make things more interesting." "Can't wait to see how that goes. Hope it's smoother than today's straight boy episode," Kurt grinned. "Just make sure you're medical insurance is paid up in case you try to fuck the wrong straight boy and he goes off on you." "Oooo! I like it when a straight boy goes off on me," I said rolling my eyes and putting my tongue out. "Not what I meant," Kurt replied. As they left, Colton came up to me and put his arm around my shoulder. "Hey Dude. This was a fun afternoon." "Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it. Anytime you want to come over just drop by." "I will," he smiled, and lowered his voice. "Thanks. Oh, and just so you know, I'm not going to," he said as we stood there talking. He removed his hand from my shoulder and moved in front of me. "No going to...what?" I asked unsure of what we were talking about. I quickly checked my memory to see if I'd somehow gotten drunk and asked to bone him in a public gang bang or something. "I'm not going to have sex with Blake." "Okay. I appreciate you telling me, but it really has nothing to do with me. That's between you and Blake," I said honestly. "It's just that he's 13 and I think that's a little young for me. He asked if he could sleepover after our `date' so I could show him stuff," he smiled giving air quotes. "He said he'd like to learn about sex from someone older since he was allowed to be with 15 year olds now." I laughed. "Dude, Blake knows more about sex than most adults. No offense, but I'll bet he could show you things you never knew. He turns on that innocent, poor little me thing, and gets people to do what he wants. He pretty much tests every boundary out there. I thought you were monogamous with Darren anyway." "I am, but I wouldn't mind trying it with other guys to see if there are things that I'm missing out on, but like I said, I think Blake is too young. I'd rather be around someone older." "Fair enough. Just tell him no to the sleepover, or if he does, just do non-sexual guy stuff together. He'll respect that, especially if you tell him your reasons. However, I'm willing to bet he'll wear you down before the night is over, but if you're strong enough, you should be able to survive his charm." "I'm strong enough. I mean don't get me wrong, he's gonna make someone a great boyfriend one day. He's a super nice guy and all. Just too young right now. He said he'd already told you, that's why I came to let you know I wasn't planning on doing anything. It just wouldn't feel right." "No need to explain Colton. Thanks for actually going through with your `date'," I smiled using air quotes. "Blake will definitely enjoy it. I think he also prefers being around older people." "Thanks Justin, you're the best. Can't wait until I turn 16. Might like to learn a thing or two from you," he said as he leaned over and kissed my cheek. I smiled and looked down at his chest and dick. Personally I wouldn't mind having some fun with him either, and I knew he turned 16 in less than a month. I can already picture it now. The day before his birthday, Blake and him are in bed screwing like rabbits with me waiting on the sideline. Then midnight chimes and Blake is out of the game and I'm tagged in to finish the job. Technically that would be legal, and so kinky it boggles the mind. I shook that idea out of my head and just reached up and tweaked Colton's nipple. "You never know what might happen once you're legal. But you know, you can always hook up with Troy or Kyle. They're a little older and you wouldn't have to wait until you're 16." "It's all good," he smiled. We went back to the rest of the group. Colton was a nice guy and I totally respected him for coming to talk to me. It'd be interesting to see if Blake mentions it at all. Slowly everyone left until it was really just family that remained. Blake and Cory were still hanging out with anyone who would give them the time, and currently they were out playing basketball with Kyle and Chance. I went to sit with J.P. and Jason. "Hey bros! That was a great day. We have to do more things like that." "We need another Triple J day where we dress alike and go have fun out in the city," J.P. suggested. We should do it next Sunday. Friday is where they reveal the Triplet slant on Blurred Lines. The studio said they're going to advertise the fuck out of it to bring more attention to the show, so maybe it would be a good thing to be seen in public. We can have the studio leak where we'll be, and I can put it on my Twitter feed. Blake is already tweeting everything he's up to, so we could add it there too." "God, are we ready for this? If this takes off, we could be stalked constantly," I said looking at J.P. "Like you'd have a problem with that. You should be Keith if anyone asks. That way all the gay boys can hit on you" "He's the gay one, right?" I smiled. "Yep. You okay with that?" "Hell yeah. Imagine how many hot twinky boys will be trying to hook up with me after that?" "The same as now, only with more of a stalker feel to it?" Jason laughed. "Yeah. Awesome. We'll just have to be careful with security for the boys and make sure we protect them from any crazies. We'll just need to keep Blake grounded with his head out of the clouds or he could get way out of control. He already has a lot of fans for just the few short episodes he's had," I said to my brothers. "Why am I grounded?" Blake asked as he leaned over the back of the couch. I didn't do nothing wrong." He climbed over the back of the couch almost rubbing his ass in my face and wiggled between me and Jason. "No, not that type of grounded, the other type, where we try to keep you from getting a big head and inflated ego." "Wanna see something inflate and get a big head?" He giggled as he looked at me with a stupid grin on his face. J.P. laughed. "You can tell he's your son. You both think alike." "Why would I get a big head an inflated ego?" Blake asked ignoring his Uncle. "For the show. They're going to do more advertising and announce the Triplet twist on Friday. We were thinking of going out as the Triple J's on Sunday and having some fun with it," I explained. "Cool. I'm in. Gotta keep my fans happy. Without them, I'm nothing. I should go tweet some selfies. Where are we gonna go?" "We can hit English Bay, maybe Granville Island for lunch," I suggested. "Cool." He bounced off the couch and yelled to Cory that they had a mission. "And that's how easy it is to get the word out," I laughed. "Just give it to blabber mouth." "I just hope he doesn't tweet naked pics of him and Cory," J.P. replied. I quickly texted Blake to remind him of that. I got back a `duh' and an emoticon with a tongue sticking out. I drove Cory home later and the day had officially come to an end. We need more days like that. Now where did that new celebrity potato go? I whistled like I was calling a dog. "Here Spud! Here boy! I have some cream cheese for you!!" End of Chapter. Car wash next weekend with straight boys. This is either going to be epic or a disaster as everyone knows straight boys aren't that good at cleaning. Finally the triplet twist is revealed on Blurred lines and another Triple J day takes place. Plus the new cars arrive!! Yay, more cars. That means more horny straight boys...doesn't it? Comments always welcome at outinwest@gmail.com Please remember to support Nifty by donating to help keep their site free for all authors. Use the force! Or a bank account...