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"Tripod"
Chapter -- 19
The alarm went off at 6:30, but I really couldn't find the
energy to get out of bed until 7:00. I was still feeling bad about the night
before. Miguel had seemed like a nice guy when we talked in the park the week
before, but last night, he showed an ugly side. I could definitely sympathize
with his struggles growing up, the American dream always being waved in his
face, yet just out of reach. I could even understand the resentment he felt for
people who had it easier than him.
What was killing me was how he'd made me feel like some
weird freak again. It was bad enough when I'd made myself feel that way, but it
hurt worse hearing it from someone else. Yeah, he was getting off on my huge
appendage, I know, but he also screamed in pain and couldn't take it. Were
Tyler and Eddie going to be the rare exceptions who could bottom for me and
love it? Or were they really just lying and said they loved it to make me feel
better?
It also hurt that I'd lost control of my own story. If some
guys were going to go totally crazy for my cock, I wanted it to be just an
added bonus, after being attracted to the rest of me
first. Miguel had completely separated Jaime's dick from Jaime. He didn't even
care that it was attached to me. I might as well not have existed.
I rolled over and checked my phone: no texts. Miguel hadn't
even had the balls to say he was sorry. A stop at He
Brew for a coffee was definitely not on my "to-do" list for the morning.
I had a quick shower and ran downstairs just as Dad was
heading for the door dressed in sweats.
"I'm gonna see if I can get a quick workout in before
heading to the office. No meetings on my calendar until 10:00AM. See you for
dinner?" Dad asked.
"I've got that Gay-Straight Alliance coffee house tonight
at 7:30. I'm gonna run home at 5:00 and make some stuff to sell. Proceeds are
going to benefit suicide prevention charities. I'm just gonna grab something
from the fridge for dinner. You're on your own tonight. I should be home by
10:00 at the latest. I'll be sure to text you if I'm going to be late, OK?"
Dad smiled. "Thanks for worrying about your old man. You
doing OK this morning?"
"I'm just OK," I said. "Miguel did a great job of making me
feel bad about myself. I'll get over it. I'm looking forward to the event
tonight. Besides, hanging with Tyler and Eddie makes me feel better."
Dad reached out for a hug. "For what it's worth, some guy,
some day is going to realize that he's won the prize when he settles down with
you. And I'm not just saying that because I'm your dad."
"Yes, you are, but it's OK anyway. It sounds good. Thanks."
I grabbed the last of the coffee from the pot, peeled a
banana, and grabbed a yogurt from the fridge. Five minutes later, I was out the
door and off to school.
I arrived to see Brandon standing there at the school's
entrance. It brought a little smile to my face. Here was someone who had
tormented me in the past, but had now moved so far away from that. He's a gay
guy who'd never seen me undressed, yet waited there every day just to talk to
me.
"Hey, buddy," Brandon smiled, leaning in for a hug. "What's
up? How was your dinner last night?"
"Are you asking about the food or the experience, because
the food was good, but the experience wasn't so great," I admitted.
Brandon looked genuinely concerned. "What happened? Wanna talk about it? I don't know if I can help, but I'll
try not to cry, at least," he smirked.
"It wasn't supposed to be a date, but we had agreed to be 'friends
with benefits.' Maybe I'm still kinda naïve, but
doesn't that mean you're supposed to want to hang out together, too? I mean,
it's not supposed to be a hook-up, right? But after a weird, tense dinner, we
went up to my room and he only wanted me to fuck him. Then he called me a
'freak' because I'm kinda huge and he couldn't take
it. Anyhow, thanks for listening.
"By the way, my grandma came through in a big way. How do
you want me to send you the list of people your mom can reach out to for help?
E-mail or can I just send the doc to your phone?" I asked.
"My phone. We're gonna have to use Bluetooth though. It's a
pretty shitty, old phone. I don't have any technology that's faster. Now let's
back up a sec. Miguel must be a real asshole to treat you like that. You're
like the nicest person I've ever met, why would he dis you like that?"
"Actually, Eddie is nicer than me. He's the one who looks
for little, old ladies to help to cross the street and acts like a crossing
guard so that mama ducks can get across the street safely with their chicks,
but that's beside the point. I don't know about Miguel. I think he's really
angry inside about a lot of stuff. But that's no excuse to make me feel bad,
right? I mean, if someone served you a nice, big, fat piece of strawberry
cheesecake, would you turn around and tell them it was disgusting just because
you tried to eat the whole thing in one bite and couldn't?
"I'd never do that. I love cheesecake," Brandon laughed,
giving me a wink.
Brandon and I linked our phones and I sent him the doc that
abuela had sent me.
"When your mom calls people on that list, she should tell
them that Nyanya Cruz gave her their contact info. Nyanya Cruz is my grandma. That should open a few doors. No
one says 'No' to my abuela and lives to talk about it," I smiled.
"I'd like to thank your grandma sometime. Maybe you could
invite me over the next time she stops by? Would it be OK to give her a hug,
you think? Some people are just weird about that," Brandon said sheepishly.
"Are you kidding? Abuela invented hugs. She'll probably
pick you up off the floor, all 4'11" of her," I said.
"This help didn't arrive a second too soon," Brandon said, holding
up his phone to indicate the list I'd just sent, "I sat down with my brother
last night, just the two of us. I told him that I know I haven't really been
there for him, even though I wanted to be. It was because Dad never wanted
either of us to pay attention to anyone but him. I told my brother that I love
him and that I know that he's hurting really bad and that we're all going to
try to get better, him, my mom, and me. I told him that I'm pretty sure that
Dad did awful things to him when they were alone and that Dad
had done awful things to me, too, when I was my brother's age and that we
weren't bad boys at all and that we hadn't done anything to deserve what
happened to us."
I started to tear up listening to Brandon's story. "Oh, God,
Brandon, that must have been hard as hell for you. How did your brother take
it?" I asked.
"He burst into tears and hugged me. He cried for like
fifteen minutes. I did the same thing. We just held onto each other. I think it
helped a little. I also told him that if he ever felt like he was hurting so
much he might harm himself to get a hold of me right away, no matter where I
was, not matter what time it was."
"Hey, what's your brother's name? I've never asked you."
"It's Braden. Go figure. My asshole dad Bradley always said
that he wanted his sons to be like him, but we could never be as good as him,
so Bradley named me Brandon and my brother Braden, so we'd have similar names,
but just not his. What a shithead. Can't wait to never visit him in jail,"
Brandon smirked.
We headed to our respective homerooms and I took my seat
and braced myself for the morning's announcements:
"Attention ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, boys who
are girls, girls who are boys and everyone in between who are both or neither,
regardless of who you feel attracted to...or don't. Remember that tonight's the
Gay-Straight Alliance Coffee House in the cafeteria, starting at 7:30. Proceeds
from the bake sale go to charities that help prevent suicide in the teen
LGBTQIA2S+ (did I get all the letters right?) community. So, Cupcake, bring
some cupcakes, or pies or a nice, big, fat, juicy strawberry cheesecake and save
a life."
At least for once, the wannabe voiceover said something
that made me laugh, even if he wasn't in on the joke.
***
In the few minutes before chemistry class, I pulled Eddie
and Tyler aside and told them what had happened the night before, "Guys, you
know how much I love you, but I need you to be completely honest with me. Were
you just faking it when I was fucking you? I mean, just so you wouldn't hurt my
feelings? Am I just a fucking freak who's too big for anyone?
Tyler and Eddie looked at one another. There was a pregnant
pause. Tyler was the first to speak, "Well, you definitely take some getting
used to, for sure, but you took it slow and honestly," he turned to Eddie,
"Sorry, babe," then turned back to me, "best fuck of my life."
Eddie burst out laughing. People turned around to look at
him, then Eddie turned to me and said, "I have to agree. You're amazing, Tripod."
***
At lunch, Seán was bubbling over. "We did it!" he beamed.
"What are you talking about, Seán?" Tyler asked.
"Connor and me. We did the deed last night! My folks took
my sister to dinner and the movies, so, Connor and me had a few hours to
ourselves. Remember I told you that I'd tried to send him a dick pic, but sent
it to my dance teacher instead? Well, I finally sent one to Connor and he sent
me one back. Said he couldn't wait to be completely naked with me. That boy is soooo cute. Anyway, we got naked and then ordered pizza."
"Wait, what?!" I screamed. "You left out all the good parts
and I'm not talking about the toppings for pizza, I'm talking about other kinds
of topping. Did you fuck him or did he fuck you or like what?"
Seán turned deep crimson. "I don't kiss and tell."
"But do you fuck and tell?" Tyler laughed.
"Come on, Seán, spill it. You know what Tyler, Jaime and me
have gotten into," Eddie said. "At least you could let us in on what happened."
Seán knew there was no way out of this one. "OK, well we
kissed for a while. He's a really good kisser. Then he took off my shirt and
rubbed his hands over my abs and said I was really in great shape."
"Come on, Seán, get to the good part already," Brandon blurted
out, surprising all of us.
"Well, Connor flipped me over, ripped off my jeans and said
I had the most incredible ass he'd ever seen, then started eating out my butt.
It was a-ma-zing!!! I had no idea it could feel so good. I started moaning.
That's when I knew I wanted him in me. So, I let him fuck me. He was really
gentle to start with, then when I got used to him, he picked up speed. Oh,
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I never wanted it to stop! But after about ten minutes,
he started cumming and I did, too! At the same time!
But here's the best part. About a half hour later, after we'd had a chance to
cuddle a bit, he said he wanted me to fuck him! So, we did. He
said I was the biggest he'd ever had, so I needed to take my time, but after a
couple of minutes, he was moaning like a cat in heat! Even after cumming once before, I blasted off like a rocket. It was sooo nice. He's sooo nice, too.
I'm hoping he'll want to be my boyfriend. I really like him."
"That's awesome, Seán," I said, "we're really happy for
you. By the way, are you both coming to the coffee house event tonight?"
"Absolutely, maybe we'll even hold hands,"
Seán said.
"Oh, I almost forgot," Seán added, "I sent my Irish dance
teacher pictures of you guys. He said he thinks you're all hot and he'd love to
hook up, if you're still interested. His name's Dan. I'll send you his contact
info."
***
In the locker room after gymnastics practice, Ron walked
over to Tyler and me and asked, "Am I gonna see you guys tonight?"
"Don't tell me you're going to the Gay-Straight coffee
house thing," I said.
"I figure that you guys have really helped me out a lot,
being an ally is the least I can do. Actually, it was Stephanie's suggestion.
And she said that Ashley had told her to go. Ashley said that she was working
on some cool surprise for the event. Do you have any idea what she's talking
about?" Ron asked.
"Not a clue," Tyler and I said in unison, allowing just the
corners of our mouths to turn up.
I ran home from practice and got to work making stuff to
sell at the coffee house event. While everything was baking, I threw together a
sandwich of prosciutto and provolone on a ciabatta roll, with a dab of mustard...just
enough to keep me from collapsing from hunger. Gymnastics really does burn off
the calories and I had been starving when I walked in the door.
Just as I stuck my now-empty plate in the dishwasher, the
oven timer went off, signaling that the trays of goodies needed to come out.
While they cooled, I ran upstairs to get dressed. I was still wearing my usual
t-shirt and ripped jeans, which was probably just fine, but I wanted to step
things up a touch. I looked through my closet and picked out a nice,
long-sleeved shirt that was slim-fitting and showed off my body. It's hard to
find cool clothes when you're my size. Even though I'm only 5'4", with my muscular
shoulders and chest, I need a size S (not an XS), but that usually leaves the
shirt gaping around my 28" waist and it usually hangs way too low.
I'm not a clothes fanatic, but for the few nice outfits I
have, I convinced my folks to let me go online and buy some things from a site
that specializes in short men. I found one that not only has jeans with inseams
as short as 26" (66cm), but also has shirts available in short, extra slim-fit.
That means there's no big gap around my waist, the shirt hugs my body, and the
shirt tails don't end up behind my knees. And being able to buy jeans with an
inseam that matches my height means that I haven't got rolls of fabric bunching
up at my ankles or worse, having to tailor the cuffs; they never look the same.
And it sure as hell beats having to buy stuff in the boys' clothing section. I
doubt they make superhero underwear with a pouch big enough to fit my junk!
I realize that this is just an ordinary school event. It's
not the prom, but for some reason, I wanted to look a little nicer than usual.
As Mr. Choi had said, there apparently are kids who look up to Tyler, Eddie and
me and I wanted to look respectable.
I pulled out a pair of jeans, but these ones hugged me in
the right places, not my usual baggy pair. The shirt had a subtle, geometric
pattern on it, cut tight across my shoulders and pecs. Even though it was
October and already chilly, I decided to roll up the sleeves to show off my
forearms and a bit of my biceps.
When I was finished, I took a look in the mirror, added a
touch of hair product to tame the curls a touch, then was just about to head
back downstairs to finish up when my phone chimed:
Tyler: Guess what,
dude! I got my wheels back! Got the call right after practice today.
Me: Awesome. How does the
car look?
Tyler: As good as a
twelve-year-old, used-up, old junker can look. But
she's my used-up, old junker. And I've missed her
(Crying face emoji) Pick you up at 7:30? Let's be fashionably late
Me: LOL. I only live 5
mins from school. Getting there at 7:35 instead of 7:30 isn't fashionably late.
CU@7:30
It was almost 7:00. Just enough time to finish up in the
kitchen and get everything packed up. I ran downstairs to get a move on.
At 7:15, Dad walked into the house, "Hey, Jaime, Mmm, something smells good." He stopped for a second to
take a look at the food for the coffee house, then turned to face me, "Wow!
Don't you look nice. It's amazing what a decent pair of clothes can do."
"Thanks," I said. "Tyler's just got his car back. He's
going to swing by to give me a lift. Oh, and by the way, abuela got me a
huge list of people who can help Brandon and his family. I gave it to him this
morning."
"That's Nyanya for you. I really
hope it helps," Dad said.
"There's prosciutto and provolone in the fridge, if you
just want to make a panino or something. That's what I ate."
"I didn't eat lunch until 3:00PM. I'll probably just have a
snack later, but thanks for the advice, Mister Chef, sir," Dad chuckled. He
walked over and hugged me. "Have fun tonight."
Tyler pulled up just as I'd finished packing everything up.
Eddie was already in the car, so I got in the back.
"Something smells delicious, but I'd expect nothing less
from you, Jaime," Eddie said.
"Well, Mr. Choi didn't want rainbow cupcakes, so I made zucchini-raisin
and banana-nut muffins ," I revealed.
"Let me guess, you used a foot-long zucchini and very
plump, juicy raisins," laughed Tyler.
"And jumbo-sized bananas with extra-large nuts," Eddie
chuckled.
"Ha, ha, very funny," I smirked. "You're not exactly the
ones to turn down over-sized goodies."
"They're our favorite," Tyler said.
"By the way, you look really cool," said Eddie. "Very handsome."
Tyler chuckled. "What do they say? First you gotta tell a girl she's pretty before you try to get into
her pants?"
"Something like that," I laughed, "but it's a school night
and no late-night orgies for this kid tonight. I promised I'd be home on time.
I don't want to get my ass kicked again like what happened on Sunday."
At 7:40, after we'd had our school IDs checked at the door,
the three of us walked into the school cafeteria and headed to the front of the
room. A long cafeteria table had been set up there and wrapped with a
rainbow-colored table skirt. We dropped our goodies for the bake sale off on
the table and headed into the main part of the room.
The decorating committee had gone into overdrive to get
this usually-cheerless place ready for the event. Hanging from the ceiling were
eight progress pride flags. Those are the ones that, in addition to the
traditional rainbow color design, include a triangle by the flag pole composed
of white, pink, light blue, brown and black stripes, to symbolize trans and
black & brown inclusion. Posters of glittery unicorns hung on the walls. And
a huge, hand-decorated banner spanned the front of the room with "AMOR VINCIT
OMNIA" written in rainbow colors.
"What the hell is that?" asked Tyler, pointing to the
banner.
"'Love conquers all' in Latin," said Eddie.
"Not much of a hashtag," moaned Tyler.
I just rolled my eyes. "How much you wanna
bet that one of the Gay-Straight Alliance members is also in the Latin Club.
Probably a future priest."
"Well, if he's here tonight, he's probably already had
plenty of time on his knees to practice for being a priest," Tyler smirked.
Mr. Choi spotted us laughing from across the room and
headed over to say hello. "What's up, guys? Thanks for attending. You all look
very nice, especially you, Jaime. What's the expression? 'You clean up OK?' You know, English isn't my first language. Sometimes
I still get the expressions messed up."
"Xiè xiè,
Mr. Choi," I said, blushing slightly.
"Wow, you speak Mandarin. I didn't know. I'm so impressed.
Smart as well as cute."
I laughed, "I'm afraid that's about all the Mandarin I
know."
"Did you boys bring something to sell for the bake sale?"
Mr. Choi asked.
"I made two different kinds of muffins: zucchini-raisin and
banana-nut," I said.
"I bought some rugulach.
Do you know what those are, Mr. Choi?" Tyler asked.
Mr. Choi started to laugh, "I had a Jewish boyfriend in
graduate school. We were together for a year and a half. I gained ten pounds
because he introduced me to rugulach. They're
like Jewish opioids. Highly addictive. A very difficult habit to break."
"What happened to your boyfriend, Mr. Choi?" Eddie asked.
"He was an easier habit to break," Mr. Choi smirked. "He
moved back to New York after graduate school and I moved to Chicago. We decided
that it wasn't worth a long-distance relationship."
The smile disappeared from Tyler's face. Eddie picked up on
it right away and reached for Tyler's hand. It was the first time I'd seen the
two of them show any public display of affection at school. Eddie looked Tyler
straight in the eye and said, "Don't worry, Ty. We'll figure it out. Maybe
we'll wind up in the same city, maybe we won't, but I'm not letting you off the
hook so easily."
"I hope I'm not breaking up the love fest, dudes." It was
Ron, this time with his girlfriend Stephanie in tow. We all knew about
Stephanie, but had never actually met her. She stood 5'2" (1.57m), with dark
brown hair and piercing, hazel eyes. And she looked like just like the sweet, innocent,
high school girl that Ashley had described. It was a hoot to think that behind
the peaches-and-cream skin and beautiful eyes lurked a budding dominatrix.
"Guys," Ron continued, "this is my girlfriend
Stephanie." Then he turned to Stephanie, "And this is Jaime, Eddie, Tyler and
Mr. Choi."
"Nice to meet you," said Stephanie, in a voice as sweet as
her exterior. I still couldn't picture her strapping on a dildo and spanking
Ron's ass raw.
"It's great that you guys are here to show your support.
This is our first Gay-Straight Alliance event, too. Tyler, Eddie and I were all
in the closet for the last event," I said.
"How's life out of the closet?" Stephanie asked.
"Much better," I said. "I should have come out sooner. The
support I've gotten has been incredible."
"My ex-girlfriend blew up our closet," Tyler laughed, "but
looking back, it was the best thing that could have happened. Eddie and me
don't have to sneak around anymore. It's been great, except for the part where
my car got trashed and sprayed with graffiti. But I got my car back today!!
Life's awesome."
"Speaking of the car incident, has anyone seen Brandon? He
said he was coming tonight," Eddie said.
"Ashley said to tell you guys that she and Brandon were
running a little late, but they were on their way," Stephanie said.
Seán walked over, accompanied by John Robertson and Cody
Burke, the other two members of the gymnastics team.
"Where's Connor?" I asked Seán.
"He's over by the food table. We looked all over town and
finally found rainbow cupcakes. It's not even pride month! So, we bought
rainbow cupcakes for the bake sale!" Seán replied.
Mr. Choi smiled politely, but I started to laugh, knowing
that Mr. Choi didn't want to see another rainbow cupcake. "That's really sweet
of you, Seán," I said.
"Hey, John. Hey, Cody. Nice of you guys to show up to support
your LGBTQ+ brothers on the gymnastics team," I added.
"It's pretty cool," Cody said. "There's a good turnout. And
it's for a great cause."
"I lost a cousin to suicide when I was ten," said John. "My
aunt and uncle didn't know he was gay until later. He was only fifteen. My
cousin was too afraid to tell anyone. I guess he just couldn't see any hope.
I'm glad that this event will support charities that can help with kids like
him. I only wish he'd gotten help. He was a great guy. I really looked up to
him."
Everyone in the group looked at John and mumbled their condolences.
At that point, Connor Kim joined, "Everything OK? You guys
look really glum."
Seán reached over and took Connor's hand, "I'll tell you
later," he whispered.
"We're gonna head over and check out what's on sale," Ron
said. "It looks like there's some amazing stuff to pig out on. You guys wanna join us?" Ron, John, Cody, Connor and Seán all nodded
and started to walk away.
"We're gonna wait a bit," I said, wanting to wait for
Brandon and Ashley to show up.
"Cool, catch you guys later," Ron said. Then he leaned in,
"Isn't she like the cutest girl ever? You should see her in rubber and
stilettos."
Tyler, Eddie and I burst out laughing.
Mr. Choi's eyes went wide. "Too much information," he said.
We scanned the crowd for Brandon, but he was still nowhere
in sight. There were definitely a few surprises in the crowd though. A few
members of Eddie's track team were there, as was Rich Kuczinski-Smith,
who was the lone member of the football team to attend. But considering he has
two dads, it made sense.
Then we were surprised when two varsity basketball players
walked over and wanted to take selfies with us.
The shorter of the two, a blond, white guy who stood about
6'5" (1.95m) said, "We're both straight, but we wanted you to know that we're
really impressed with you guys. It's tougher to be a high school athlete and
come out as gay or bi than it is for non-athletes."
Then his teammate, an African-American kid who had to be at
least 6'8" (2.03m) spoke up, "It took balls to admit to everyone in school that
you're into dudes. And you two guys are boyfriends, too. That's cool. Can we
post a picture of all of us together?"
I started to laugh. "I think Mr. Choi's gonna have to take
this picture `cause I don't
think even your arms are long enough to get a selfie of two basketball players standing
next to two gymnasts. Only Eddie will wind up in the shot."
Mr. Choi took the cell phone and stood back a good distance
to get us all in the shot. Then, just as he started to count down for us to get
ready. The two basketball players grabbed Tyler and me and raised us up so that
our heads were a bit higher than Eddie's. It made for the perfect group shot.
Then he backed up further so that you could see our legs dangling in the air.
This was going to make a great post.
The two players thanked us, then headed over to buy some
sweets, with Mr. Choi in tow.
I scanned the crowd for Brandon and Ashley, but still
nothing. It was 8:15.
I did spot someone who I never expected to see at this
event walking over to talk to us. He seemed unsure and a little nervous. It was
Ricardo Pérez, who had a reputation as a total player, but who had come on to
Eddie on the down low when Eddie and Tyler got outed.
Ricardo is the quintessential Latin lover type. His mom is from
Argentina, but of Italian heritage. His dad is Cuban. Ricardo is drop-dead
gorgeous, to put it bluntly. He's just shy of 6' (1.85m) tall, with jet black
hair, olive skin and emerald-green eyes.
"Hey, Ricardo," Eddie said. "Coming to show support as an
ally?" I could see that Eddie was trying to provide cover for Ricardo, even
though Tyler and I both knew that he had propositioned Eddie.
"Hey, guys," Ricardo said. He swallowed hard and continued,
"No, I'm actually here to come out. I'm bi. To be honest, I'm tired of hiding
and you and Tyler have really been a great example. If being bi scares off some
girls, I'm OK with that. There are plenty of guys here I'd like to ask out."
"Hey, that's awesome. Congratulations on being yourself"
Eddie said, leaning in to give Ricardo a hug. "Maybe you'd like to hang with
Tyler and me sometime."
Tyler looked at me and subtly raised an eyebrow.
"I'd love to," Ricardo said, smiling broadly. "Give me your
number and we can figure something out."
While Eddie and Ricardo exchanged numbers, Tyler leaned in
and whispered in my ear, "This night is looking better and better. What a
fucking stud."
Ten more minutes passed. I looked around and still no
Brandon I was starting to worry. I grabbed my phone:
Me: You OK buddy? U
change your mind about 2nite? It's OK if it's gonna be too much 4U.
It took another five minutes for Brandon to respond.
Brandon: All good.
Just running late. Ashley's so extra, but in a good way. Should be there in
about ten minutes.
In the meantime, Tyler's ex-girlfriend Megan and Eddie's
ex-girlfriend Mia came over to say hello.
"Hi, boys," Megan said, "Just like old times when we double
dated, except we didn't have your little sex toy to tag along." She motioned in
my direction. "Just kidding. I'm retracting my claws. What's up? You guys bring
anything to sell?"
"I got my car back, finally! And I bought some rugulach to donate," said Tyler.
"Oh, God. Your grandma got me hooked. I'll run over and buy
them before they get snatched up. You guys want to hang out some time? Maybe
catch a movie or grab something to eat? You can come along, too, Jaime," Megan
said.
"That would be cool," Tyler said.
"Hey, Eddie, did you bring anything?" This time it was Mia
asking, as she posed to take a selfie of the group.
"Nope, just planning on buying stuff. I know Jaime brought
like four dozen muffins, which he made himself."
"Zucchini-raisin and Banana-nut," I said proudly.
"Zucchini? Banana? Ha. That's hysterical," said Megan. "Are
they jumbo-sized muffins?"
"No, but I'm sure you'll love shoving one in your mouth and
swallowing," I shot back.
Everyone laughed.
"Touché, Tripod," Megan said, "Gonna go grab some rugulach and check out your muffins. Catch you guys
later."
It was now after 8:30 and I looked around again to see if I
could spot Brandon and Ashley. I guessed they were still on the road.
Over by the entry door, I spotted Charlie Myers, our school's
lone, out, trans girl chatting with Emery Barnes who's non-binary. Charlie
always joked that she got lucky because her birth name worked just fine. There
were plenty of girl "Charlies," so she never needed to worry about deadnaming.
Emery was in the same boat. They said that their parents
must have known something when they were born because they picked a
non-gendered name for them.
Charlie looked amazing. She was tall and very thin with
high cheekbones. Her makeup was always flawless. And her long, brunette hair
had clearly been conditioned and keratined to a
lustrous shine. She loved her dresses
and almost never wore jeans. She said that she fought her whole life to be her
true self and that self was as girlie as they come.
Emery wore khakis, a flowered shirt and tennis shoes, with short
cropped hair, and no makeup, except for mascara to accentuate their blue eyes.
Charlie and Emery were joined by a lesbian couple Maranda Gorr-Diaz and Lindsay Anderson. Maranda wore suit trousers,
a white dress shirt and a bow tie, while Lindsay was in tight jeans, and a
bustier. They definitely made for a striking couple.
The four of them were chatting animatedly. All of a sudden,
I saw Maranda's head turn towards the door. It was Ashley, dressed to kill. Her
just-above-the-knee, form-fitting skirt was slit up the side to show off her
amazing legs. And her silk blouse showed
just enough cleavage to be sexy, but not enough to be slutty. Yet another incredible,
designer bag completed the outfit.
Maranda's girlfriend Lindsay looked up, then gave Maranda a
good poke in the ribs. Lindsay had a reputation for being the jealous type, and
Ashley was definitely prime competition.
Ashley just ignored the scene and strode straight over to
us. But Brandon was nowhere to be seen.
"You look astounding, Ashley. Best outfit ever. But where's
Brandon?" I asked.
"I told my mom about Brandon. She was so touched by his
story that she kicked in $5,000 more for his makeover and let us borrow her car
for the evening. He's parking it now," Ashley grinned.
Ashley's mom's car was legend. It was a limited-edition,
German sports car that cost more than some people's houses.
"I have to say, Brandon was a challenge. The boy didn't
know much about fashion or beauty. But he's a quick learner and, well, you guys
be the judge."
Just then, a super-hot guy who bore a slight resemblance to
Brandon walked in the door carrying a large box. He made a beeline for our
group.
Tyler, Eddie and I stood there in awe, and not a small
amount of drool was collecting in the corners of our mouths.
Brandon's dishwater-colored hair was now a perfect shade of
beach boy blond, with natural looking highlights. It was cut in a top fade --
short, almost buzzed, on the side, but long and slightly tousled on top. It
accentuated his cheekbones. His skin looked like it had been vacuumed clean,
then sealed shut; it glowed. The unibrow that once bridged the left and right
sides of his face had been plucked and the remaining brows sculpted into
flawless, but still masculine arches.
Where there was once a frumpy, flannel shirt a
tight-fitting, designer t-shirt with the words, "Love Wins" stenciled on it had
taken its place. Most shocking of all, Brandon was built! His pecs, delts,
biceps, triceps and abs were all in attendance, clearly visible underneath the
white T. His 1980's era khakis had been replaced by high-end designer jeans
that looked like they had been sewn just for him. His muscular thighs were
clearly visible as the denim hugged them tightly. And an ample package was
showing in the crotch.
"Oh, my God, Brandon!" I screamed, "Is that you? Turn
around! Let me see the full 360."
Brandon did as he was told. His shoulders formed the top of
an amazing "V" that shrunk down to a small waist, and just below the waist, his
two perfectly-rounded cantaloupes of an ass sat perfectly encased in his
tight-fitting jeans.
"Brandon! Where have you been hiding all these years,"
Eddie gushed.
"What a fucking stud. You're gonna be beating the guys off
with a stick," Tyler said. Then he realized that he had just outed Brandon and
the color drained from his face. "Oh, shit. I'm so sorry."
"It's OK, Tyler. I told her. She knows I'm gay," Brandon
said.
"You look amazing! Ashley, you've outdone yourself. He
really is ready to walk a runway. Brandon, you've been totally yassified. Where have you been hiding that body?" I asked.
"My dad always forced us to keep fit, so I've been lifting
since I was twelve, but he'd never let me wear anything tight enough to show
off all the hard work. I just wanted to thank you guys, but especially you,
Ashley and your mom. I feel amazing," Brandon gushed.
"I took him to this bleeding edge hair place, then to my
dermo who gave him a facial and then we went shopping. He's got a few outfits
now to help keep this look going, plus some money left over to get his hair
touched up every few weeks. But I gotta say, there
was a lot of great raw material here. I couldn't believe it. Once he took off
that awful shirt and pants, OMG. What a bod! This was
a really fun project. Maybe I'll do this for a living," Ashley gushed. "But now
you know why we were late. Lots to do!" She laughed.
By now, heads had started to turn and tongues were wagging.
The new Brandon butterfly had emerged from his cocoon and the world had taken
notice.
"Hey, Brandon," I said, "I got so distracted I forgot to
ask you what's in the box?"
Brandon smiled broadly, revealing yet another surprise, his
teeth had been whitened, too. He looked me straight in the eyes and said, "It's
a huge, juicy, strawberry cheesecake. Ya know, the kind I love."
End -- "Tripod"--Chapter 19