Date: Sat, 20 Aug 2005 09:17:54 -0700 From: dude sweet Subject: Camp Out Storming Our uncle was coming to visit and spend a week with us. He was our moms' brother and we saw him about every two years. We had 7 aunts and uncles and Richard was definitely our favorite. My brother and I slept in the garage which had been converted to a huge bedroom for us. We even had a couch that unfolded to be a bed, so Richard could share our room with us. I am Jeff and just turned 13 and my brother Willy is almost 16. When it comes time for bed, he just strips down to his briefs and unfolds the bed and hops in. I decide to sleep in my briefs as well instead of putting on my sleeping shorts like my brother does. In the morning, Richard is laying on his bed already awake reading a book that he brought. I pull off my covers and walk past him to get to the bathroom. As I pass him he says, "Nice wood." I look down. In my tight briefs, my boner is totally poking out, I cover up. "It's cool Jeffy. We all get morning wood. Don't freak out." And I didn't. My brother and I were used to each others morning wood. When Richard gets up to change, I notice that he doesn't have any wood poking out. Maybe because it went away when he peed before I woke up. My mom was going to go camping with us, but at the last minute chickened out. So Willy and I hopped into Richards SUV and began the long 8 hour ride to the mountains. We took turns in the front seat and when it was my turn in the back, I would take a nap. We played I Spy, the Alphabet Game and Categories most of the time, and listened to CDs some of the time. When we finally get there it's almost dark. We set up the tent and make a fire. We had already stopped for dinner, so we only ate some snacks before we went to the tent. It was hot and we stripped to our underwear, even Willy, and sat on top of our sleeping bags and played Uno for a while. When we turned off the light and got into our sleeping bags, it became even hotter. Richard unzipped the door and window to make for more air flow, but it didn't really help. He finally got up and I could hear him pee. But he didn't come back into the tent. I laid real quiet and could here him walk over to the picnic table. After a little more silence, I could here him jacking off! Even though I had only been doing it for almost six months, I knew the sound. I propped myself up and tried to look out the screened window, but it was too dark to really see anything. I laid back down and listened. My suspicions were confirmed, when I heard him gasp as he spermed. My four inches were straining for attention in my briefs. I pretended to be asleep as he came back into the tent and did not get into his sleeping bag, and only laid on top of it. When I woke up in the morning, my morning wood was so hard it actually hurt. Richard was still on top of his sleeping bag and laying on his back. I could see his morning wood sticking his briefs up. It was big and made me horny just looking at it. I rolled over to look some more and decided my piss could wait a little. He heard me move and opened his eyes. He looked down to where I was looking and adjusted his wood. "Hey," he said to me quietly. "Hey," I said back. "You sleep ok?" he asked. "It was hot," I answered. "Yeah. Well maybe you should sleep on top of your sleeping back. It's way cooler." "Yeah." He sits up for a second, then unzips the tent and goes out. I can here him piss a few gallons. When he gets back, his wood is gone, but his dick is still looking pretty big. He lays on his side facing me. "You ready to get up yet?" "Yeah." I bravely climb out of my sleeping bag, totally letting him see my dick tent. I pee and go back into the tent, my dick still hard as a rock. I lay down on my back, my head facing him, letting him have a good view of my still hard 4 inches. He notices it, but doesn't say anything as we just talk until my brother starts to wake up. Richard and I then pull on some shorts and go to make breakfast, as my brother gets up. We hike most of the morning and come back for lunch. After lunch we play Uno again then lay down to take a nap. I don't fall asleep, but lay there resting. We go on another hike and Richard asks if we want to swim in the lake. It's about 10 minutes from our camp site. "We didn't bring swimsuits," my bother says. "It's cool. We can go in our underwear," Richard says. "Or naked," I add, grinning at Richard. "Maybe at night. There's lots of people on the lake in the day. Wouldn't want to scare them with our manhood." Excellent. It sounds like I might get to see his dick later tonight. We strip to our underwear near the water and slowly wade in. There's slimy seaweed stuff grossing me out and the water's cold, but I go in. Richard's underwear is almost see though and I try to see through it as we get out. He dries off with his shirt, looks around, then pulls off his wet underwear and quickly pulls back on his shorts. But not quickly enough. I see his dick hanging there and his hair. My brother has hair too, so I basically knew what to except. I only wish I had gotten a better look. Feeling brave, I pull off my underwear and pull on my shorts. My poor dick is shriveled to nothing. Damn. I only have a few hairs and they don't really show unless you're real close. I wanted Richard to see it when it looks good, not when it looks small. My brother also changes. When we get back, we hang up our underwear and put on shirts. It's cool seeing underwear hanging up and knowing that everybody is naked under their shorts. We make a mondo fire and cook and eat dinner. We play a few games up Uno at the picnic table as it starts to get dark. "Can we go skinny dipping now?" I ask. "You both want to?" Richard asks my brother. "I guess," Willy says. We put on our shoes and walk the 10 minutes down to the lake. Richard pulls off his shirt and quickly pulls down his shorts, his dick now at my eye level as I untie my shoes. It looks about 3 inches hanging there. My brother undresses and has a semi. I can tell because I've seen it before. Well seeing his semi and Richards dick, I have a full on boner when I pull off my shorts. Richard sees it and just smiles. My brother sees it too and is probably glad that I have one, so his semi doesn't look so stupid in front of our Uncle. "Come on," he calls as he wades on into the water. By the time we get out of the water, my boner has turned back into super small dick. I hate it when it does that. I tried to stretch it out, but it kept shrinking back. We pulled on our shorts again and hiked back to our tent with only our shorts on. I am first in the tent, decide to pull off my shorts and just lay there naked. Richard starts in next and sees me naked. He doesn't say anything, just pulls off his shorts and pulls on his fresh underwear. Damn. My brother gets in next and also puts on underwear, so now I feel stupid being the only one naked. I get up to my backpack to get my underwear. We play Uno sitting up in our underwear. "How about if loser sleeps naked?" I say. Both Richard and Willy look at me. "Come on, are you guys chicken?" My brother hates to be called chicken. "If you want to sleep naked, so ahead. You don't need to lose to sleep naked," Richard says. "Well we were already naked swimming," I say. "Yeah, so what," says my brother. "Sleep naked, swim naked, play Uno naked, eat naked. We're camping out. Do whatever you want," Richard tells me. "Are you going to?" I ask Richard. "Are you?" I turn to my brother. "Well it is hot at night," Willy says. Thank you bro. "Yes, it is," agrees Richard. "So you'll do it?" I ask Richard. "We'll see." I hate it when grownups say we'll see. It usually means no. Willy ends up winning Uno. I hope someone will say losers strip, but no one does. We turn off the flashlights and lay down. Willy asks, "You sleeping naked Jeff?" I don't say anything, just try to think if I should or not. "I will if you guys do." Nobody says anything, or even moves. I decide to go for it and pull them down and off. I lay there, my dick already hard, but it's dark and hard for anyone to see it. After a long time, I hear Richard get up and pee. Then he goes over to the picnic table again! I nudge my brother. I whisper, "Wake up. Richard's jacking off." "What?" "He's at the picnic table. Listen. You can hear him." My brother sits up and giggles when he hears it. I grab the flashlight and point it though the tent window. Then I turn it on. I press my face to the window and see Richard sitting there covering up his boner. Me and Willy are laughing now. "Very funny guys." "How big is it?" I brave to ask. "Big enough," he says, still sitting there, not too freaked out. "How big?" my brother joins in the asking. "To tell you the truth, I haven't measured it for a long time," Richard says. "Measure it!" I tell him. He moves his hands away and comes back into the tent. His boner is gone. Mine is standing straight up and I'm naked. He smiles as he sees it. He looks over at Willy who has a boner, but his underwear are still on. I shine the flashlight directly on my boner. "Mines over 4 now," I brag. Not to be outdone, Willy pulls his down revealing his boner. I shine the light on it. "Mines 5 and a half," he brags. "Mines about 6," Richard admits. I shine the light on his. "When it's hard." "Make it hard," I tell him. "Turn out the stupid light." I do. Less than a minute later he says, "Ok." I turn on the flashlight. I get to see his boner. It's only a little longer than my brothers but about twice as fat. Willy sits up to get a good look to. "Ok that's enough looking. Turn it out." I turn off the flashlight a lay down. "You going to jack off now?" I ask. He laughs. "I will if you will, "Willy says. "Fine. No flashlights. OK?" I agree. We all three lay there naked pounding our dicks. I can only see outlines, but it is great. Willy comes first and then rolls over and faces Richard. I am doing it slow so I can watch Richard come. It takes him a long time, and I don't really see the sperms, but I can still tell that he's coming. He cleans up with his underwear then rolls away from me. He's not even looking in my direction. I face the ceiling of the tent and concentrate on myself. I drip a little and roll on my sleeping bag face down sleeping naked like everyone else. I hear Richard moving around and wake up in time to see him pull on fresh underwear over his boner and go out to pee. My brother is still naked and I can see his butt while he's asleep. Richard sticks his head back in the tent. He can totally see my boner. You guys want breakfast, or to sleep some more? "Breakfast!" I say. Willy mumbles something, probably `sleep.' As he walks away, I get out of the tent naked and pee with my boner. It's a lot easier to pee outside with a boner because aiming is not important. Without getting dressed, I pull on my flip flops and walk over to where Richard is starting a fire. He's squatting down so his head is right at my boner height. He looks, he smiles. "You forgot something." "No I didn't forget. You said we could eat naked. I'm going to eat naked. Ok?" "Ok with me." He turns back to his fire making. I sit on a damp t-shirt so my naked butt is not on the bench and watch Richard cook. I play with my dick a little, but my boner sort of goes down a little. But at least it doesn't shrivel like after swimming. My brother finally wakes up and comes out in his shorts. He sees me naked. He laughs, but doesn't say anything as he sits next to me. When breakfast is almost ready, I get up and get the plates and stuff for eating. I like being naked and my dick, although not a boner, is looking big and sort of sticking out. I also clean up the breakfast stuff mainly because I find that I enjoy walking around naked. They get dressed and put on deodorant and stuff. I just hang around naked. Today we are going to drive even further up in the mountains to a hiking trail that's supposed to have good scenery. "Do I have to get dressed? Can I ride naked? Please." "I don't know. People can see in. You don't want to scare them with your giant wiener do you?" "Nobody can see in except truckers. Your SUV is bigger than any car. I can cover up when the truckers go by." "Or give them a free show," my brother adds. "Yeah." I grab my dick and sort of jack it. "I can give them a show." "I guess. But you need to bring some clothes for hiking and for eating lunch. Ride naked if you want." My brother calls shotgun, so I have to start my naked car ride in the back seat. It's not as much fun when nobody can see. In fact, after about a half an hour, I feel asleep. It's funny because when I wake up, I'm a little confused. First before I open my eyes or anything, it's weird my bed is moving like in an earthquake. Second, because I realize I'm naked. Then I wake up all the way and realize where I am. My stupid dick has gone into small size again. Damn. I stretch it out and sit up to see where we are. My brother looks back and sees my tiny shriveled up dick. He laughs. "Nice dick." I stretch it out again and give him the finger. "You still naked Jeffy?" "Yeah." "Well, we're almost there. Why don't you get dressed?" I look around. We're in the middle of nowhere. "Do I have to get dressed? Can't I go naked? I mean I'll wear my socks and boots." "We'll see." In hopes of hiking naked, I go ahead and dig out my boots. My socks are still wadded up in them from last time. I put them on and sit there looking around at the scenery. We pull over to a spot beside the road where the trail sign begins. Richard doesn't say anything as we get out of the car and get our backpacks organized. A car whizzes buy going fast and probably only seeing my naked ass. "Be sure and put shorts and a shirt in your back pack. In case others are on the trail." "There's nobody on the trail. There's no cars." "And besides, there's nothing to see," my brother says, indicating my shriveled dick. We start out on the trail with Willy in the lead, then me, then Richard bringing up the rear, looking at my rear. It gets very hot and we get very sweaty. Soon both Willy and Richard take off their shirts. "Hike naked," I encourage them. They don't. At our next short resting place, we pour a tiny bit of water over our heads to cools off. My brother starts to pull off his shorts, then his underwear. He puts them in his backpack, so we are both hiking naked. It's my turn to lead, so he gets to look at my ass and Richard gets to look at his. When we get to the top, it's a beautiful view. My brother takes out his disposable camera that our mom gave us for the trip. He gives it to Richard. "Take a picture of us." "No, not naked." "Ok then, only from the waist up. Ok?" We put our arms around each other, the first time we've ever done that naked, and he takes our picture. I don't feel too bad about my shriveled up dick, because my brothers is almost as small as mine. Well almost as small. We sit on our backpacks to eat our jerky and warm apples, then our Lifesavers. We start talking about hiking naked and Richard tells us a story about when he was in Boy Scouts and his entire patrol went on a 5 mile hike at summer camp, with 4 of the miles being naked. Listening to his story gives me a boner. I sit so everyone can see it good. With our urging he tells a few more stories about hiking naked, sleeping naked and comparing dick sizes with his friends. My brother has a semi too. I squeeze mine during the story and get very horny. When we stand up to hike back, mine is sticking straight up and Willy's is sticking out and almost up. Neither one of us is embarrassed about our boners. After a little bit, both of our boners are gone. Hiking down a mountain is way easier than hiking up a mountain. Richard takes the lead as we get close to the car, to see if anyone else is around. We get into the car, me in the front seat for the way back. Me and Willy are still naked. As we talk, when I turn around to talk to Willy, I see him playing with his boner. Not jacking off, just playing with it. He looks to Richard who is directly in front of him and puts his finger over his lips asking me not to say anything. I quickly get a full on boner as I watch my brother start to jack off naked in the back seat. As he gets close, it gets to hard to carry on a conversation, so I just watch him. I think Richard is suspicious but he doesn't say anything. Finally he squirts out only a tiny bit of sperm. I think it's the only time I ever seen him do it in the daytime. He picks up a sock and gently wipes his sperms. Then he lays down to nap. The show being over, I turn around. But I can't stop my horniness. I start by just squeezing it, but that's not enough. I decide to go for it and start to pound away. Richard looks over but again doesn't say anything. I come and squeeze out only a few drops. I wipe them on my hand; there's not enough to use a sock and clean up with. I feel I need to say something, so I turn to Richard. "Well, I was horny." He laughs. "Yes, that seems obvious." "You ever done it in a car?" "No. Did it in the back of a bus once at camp." "Yeah? In front of your friends?" "Yeah. We were all doing it. One kid even got stripped totally naked." "Cool." "It was before we could make sperm." Our talking then moves to boring stuff about other stuff he did when he was a kid; none of it sex stuff. By the time we get to camp, my dick is hanging instead of standing up. We pass another group of campers, but they're not real close to our campsite. "Maybe you guys should get dressed. There are other people around." I look around. "I don't see them. Can't I stay naked? I will get dressed if they come close." Richard looks around again. "I guess." My brother and I gather some more kindling to make a fire for dinner. Richard starts to get the food stuff organized as we get the fire going. Richard has his shirt off and Willy and I are still naked except for our boots. We are sitting, pigging out on hamburgers when that other camping group starts to come close. There's no time to get dressed, so Willy and I just sit there, our backs to the other people. We turn around and look, its two men and a boy about Willy's age. "Hello there. We're going to the lake. We on the right track?" "Yes." Richard points. "It's a few minutes down that trail." The kid from their group is staring at Willy and me. It's obvious that we're naked, but he can only see our backs and maybe the tops of our butts. I get an excited feeling in my stomach from him seeing us naked. I can't help but to wonder if they are going to skinny dip? They were carrying towels, but I didn't see any bathing suits. Or maybe they would go in their underwear like we did the first time. As soon as they were gone, I asked, "Can we go skinny dipping with them?" "What makes you think they are going skinny dipping?" "They weren't carrying any shorts, only towels." "Plus that kid was checking us out," my brother adds. "I don't know. This is getting so complicated." "I'll walk down and see if they're naked," I suggest getting up, my dick halfway hard. "I'll go too," my brother says with a full on hard on. I guess he liked the kid a lot. Or maybe he just liked being naked like I did. "No. You can't go and spy on people it's not right." "We won't spy, we will just go down and skinny dip with them." Richard looks at Willy's boner. "Sorry, not a good idea." We sit down a little bummed. "And you might want to put on some shorts," he says to us. "But I don't have a boner. Mines just hanging." I stand up to show this to him. "Besides, they are just guys, they have one too." Richard doesn't say anything. I decide that means it's ok for me to stay naked. Willy finds his underwear and also puts on his shorts, still with a boner from what I can tell. I eat slowly so I can be cleaning up the dishes and stuff when they come back up the hill from their swimming. I do a good job because I hear them coming up the hill when I am organizing the dishes. I make sure and stand so they get a good view of my, damn why did it shrivel so small again, dick. I wave to them as they go by. They all three wave back. They are wearing towels and carrying their clothes. I use my xray vision and try to see if they are naked under the towel, but since I'm not Superman, it doesn't work. I go in the tent and Richard and Willy are resting. I lay down naked and soon fall asleep. When I wake up, I can hear Richard and Willy talking outside near the camp fire. They are discussing whether or not to invite the other campers over to our fire for smores. We make smores almost every night. I hear them get up and walk away. I decide to pretend I'm still asleep so I can join them naked later. Soon I hear them coming back with the other people. I wait a little, then get out of tent. "Are we going skinny dipping now?" I ask, sort of giving a reason for my nakedness. "Jeffrey!" Uh oh, not Jeffy or Jeff, but Jeffrey. "What? You said we could go skinny dipping tonight." He glared at me. "They already saw me naked when they came back from their swimming. They don't care. Do you?" I ask, looking at the kid. His dad or uncle or whoever answers. "It's fine." "Do you guys skinny dip? Do you want to go now?" I ask the kid. He looks to his dad/uncle. "It's fine with me, if you want to go." The kid looks to my brother. "Yeah, it's fun, but a little cold." The kid shrugs and says "Ok." We walk down the hill to the lake. My stupid dick won't get bigger even though I stretch it out when nobody's looking. I stand there naked while they strip. My brother positions himself so he can pull down his shorts and underwear and run into the lake without the kid seeing his boner which I did see. I follow Willy in and watch the kid finish stripping and come in. His dick is shriveled like mine. Damn. He's got about half as much hair as Willy, but way more than me. After he joins us in the water, I ask, "What's your name?" "Jesse," he answers. "Yours?" "Jeff. He's Willy." "I know, I already met him." We swim around and talk for a little while. Jesse just turned 14. When it's time to get out all of our dicks are small, even Willy's. They dry off with the shirts they were wearing and put on their underwear and shorts. Willy gives me his shirt and I dry off and hike back to the camp, still naked. I have been naked for 24 hours now. Wow! When we get to our camp, we say Goodbye to Jesse and Richard walks with him back to his campsite. As I lay on my sleeping bag, my brother takes a picture of me naked! This gets me excited and I pose for him. "Take another one." He does. I grab my dick and start to play with it. "Take a picture when it's hard." It only takes a few seconds and I pull my hand away to let him get a good shot. That's when Richard comes in and sees what we are doing. He doesn't say anything, just strips to his underwear. "Aren't we going to play Uno? Or sleep naked?" "I'm too tired. You guys got naps today, I didn't." Willy is still wide awake like me, so he and Richard switch places. We play Uno, but get bored with it. "Get naked," I urge my brother. "Why?" "You know you want to. You have a boner." "Do not." I quickly reach other and grab it. It's the first time I ever touched him down there. "Do too." "Dick." He retaliates and grabs my naked boner. "Ouch." He lets go. "That really hurt." "Sorry." I grab his again. I try to pull his underwear down, but since he's sitting I can't do it. He decides to help me and pulls his clothes all the way off. We sit there and star at each others boners for a little bit. He reaches his hand over and pets my boner like it was a puppy dog. He starts to move his hands up and down tickling it all over. He gently grabs my balls and feels them. He rubs his fingers through my tiny pubes. By now, I am laying down with my eyes closed enjoying everything he's doing to me. I open my eyes, when he licks my dick, then puts it in his mouth. I close my eyes and enjoy my first blow job. It doesn't take long until I spooze out my few drops. When he takes his head away, I open my eyes. My dick is still hard and sticking straight up. "You do me now?" he asks. He lays back. I play with it a little to see what it feels like before I put it into my mouth and suck it. It's harder to suck a dick than to have your dick sucked. After a little practice, I start to get the hang of it. Damn, his dick is big. After a few minutes, he gets close but my mouth gets tired, so I just grab him and jack him off as best as I can. I guess it's good enough, because he comes and makes a lot of noise, happy noise. He wipes his sperm on his hands, then rubs it into my hair. It's funny. We stay naked on top of the sleeping bags and pull the sheet over us and fall asleep. When I wake up, Richard is already out of the tent. I look over at my brother, still naked and peek around to see his morning wood. I get up, piss and go to the picnic table with Richard, my boner leading the way. "You know, I've been totally naked for over 24 hours. Almost a day and a half. That's a worlds record." "Probably." I bend my boner down and let it fly back up. "And most of the time with a boner." "Definitely a world record," Richard says. "I like being naked." "Obviously." "Do you?" "Do I what?" "Like being naked?" "Yeah, it feels good sometimes." "You can go naked today. Like I am," I suggest. "We have neighbors." "Yeah and they went naked with us yesterday." "Well only the boy did." "Yeah, well obviously they don't have a problem with it." He silently drinks his coffee. I pour myself some juice and start to shuffle the cards we use for crazy eights. "Loser goes naked all day?" I ask as I deal us each eight cards. He laughs. "No, I don't think so." "Why not?" "First, I'm pretty sure you will go naked as much as possible today anyway. Second, we have neighbors. Third, we will probably drive somewhere, and I'm not going to drive naked." "Will you go swimming naked?" "I've already done that and yes, I will probably do it again. Do you want to rent a boat today and go out on the lake?" "Yes!" "You will have to put on at least some shorts. Can't have you running around civilization naked like a savage." "Why not?" But before he can answer, I go on with, "I know. I was just kidding. But it would be nice if we could just go naked all the time in the summer. Especially camping out." We go on talking about nudism and camping out. My brother finally gets up and comes over dressed in shorts. After he says hello and gets some juice he goes back into the tent. He takes my picture. I am sitting there, playing crazy eights with Richard, and he takes my picture. My naked picture. I look over at him and we both laugh. "What are you doing?" Richard asks a stupid adult question. "Just talking his picture." "Yeah, I don't mind." "And how are you going to get it developed? With naked pictures?" "I don't know. Just take it to the grocery store I guess." I stand up on the picnic table and yell, pounding my fists against my chest like Tarzan. I do it a few times as Willy takes my picture. My dicks isn't a boner, but at least it's not shriveled. I then start to dance around acting very stupid, even for me, while Willy takes some more pictures. I sit down on the table, my feet on the bench. "Don't put your ass on the table; people eat of the table you know." I stand up and open my butt checks giving Willy a view of my hole. "Do it again," he urges and I do and he takes a picture of my asshole. LOL. I sit down properly and ask Richard what we are going to do today. "Do you guys want to rent a boat? Go out on the lake?" Of course we do and tell him so. "You need to get something on," he tells me. Damn. I was really enjoying this naked stuff. Both Willy and I go in the tent to get dressed. "Do you have a big tshirt I can wear?" "Don't you mean a small one?" "No I want to wear a big on of yours. Then I won't have to wear pants. I like being without pants on." He digs through his backpack and gets me a black Metallica shirt. It used to be his favorite, but it's pretty old and faded. I pull it on and it almost comes down to my knees. More than long enough to cover my dick and butt. I do put my shorts in my backpack, just in case Richard figures out I'm naked. We get in the car and drive down about an hour into the city. I'm in the back seat, and don't want to draw attention to the fact that I'm not wearing any pants, so I keep mostly quiet and still. I manage to go through the store and the boat renting place without any one discovering my pantslessness situation. It's fun and crazy being almost naked and nobody knowing. As I climb down into the boat, Richard finally sees under my shirt. "Jeffy!!!!!" "What?" I ask casually. "Where's your shorts? Or bathing suit? Or something?" "Nobody noticed. It's cool." He decides I'm right and doesn't say anything. My brother is behind him cracking up. As soon as we get out from the dock, I pull off my shirt and enjoy the sun on my naked body. Richard looks around and is satisfied because he doesn't tell me not too. We get to a cover area and stop the boat. I jump in and start to swim around and enjoy the water. Both Richard and Willy strip naked and swim with me to. Willy and I start messing around and trying to grab each others dicks. But the water is cold and we don't get boners. We get back in the boat and dry off. Me and Willy stay naked, Richard just puts on his shorts with no underwear. We stretch out to enjoy the sun and maybe take a naked boat nap. My boner decides it would rather be jacked off than take a nap, so soon, I am pounding away. Willy joins me and we are both going at it. Richard is a little freaked out and keeps looking around to make sure nobody sees us. After we sperm, we jump back into the water. It's time for lunch and we eat naked on the boat. Willy takes some more naked pictures of me. I have no idea what we are actually going to do with them, but it's fun. As we get back to shore, I am forced to put on my shirt and Willy his shorts to be civilized. Why is it more civilized to be clothed? When people were invented, we were invented naked. Right? TODAY IS MY 18th BIRTHDAY. I WILL START COLLEGE AND PROBALLY SLOW DOWN WITH ALL MY NIFTY WRITINGS. PLEASE TELL ME WHICH WAS YOUR FAVORITE STORY. THANKS. ^' 1780 ^' Adam Learns to Jack ^' After School Park Boys ^' Allergy Shots ^' At the Lake ^' Babysitting Sucks (really) ^' Baseball Bruises ^' Basketball Bench Warmers Jack ^' Bath Time ^' Birthday Party at Paintball Park ^' Blackmailing the Math Teacher ^' Bleaching Hair ^' Blind Boy Fun ^' Blindfolded and Tied Up ^' Boarding and Stuff with My Buddy ^' Boner Report ^' Bowling Alley Bonus ^' Breakfast Boner ^' Bully Gets Punk'd ^' Butt Double ^' California Fires and Boyfriend ^' Camp Indians ^' Camp Out Grabbing ^' Camping in the Mountains ^' Cave Boy Tales ^' Chris: The Bus Trip ^' Christmas Cams ^' Computer Camp ^' Cool Clothes ^' Cool Vacation ^' Cousin Teaches Me Coolness ^' Crazy Boy ^' Dad Teaches Me About Stuff ^' Dares to Control ^' Dark and Stormy Night ^' Don't Be Suck a Pussy ^' Friends Are Great ^' Football Massages ^' Fun in the Park ^' Grandpa's Stories ^' He Shoots, He Scores ^' I Love Champing ^' History Class Movie ^' Jacking Off Scholarship ^' Jacking With Pop ^' Jasper, Jasper, Jasper ^' Joe and His Brothers ^' Jr Lifeguard Training ^' Just Starting Out ^' The Kid with the 70 Year boner ^' Learning Stuff ^' Letters to a Friend ^' Lifeguard Brother ^' Like We Used To ^' Lost Boys, Pirates and Indians ^' Making Movies ^' Math Tutoring ^' Me and Taran ^' Michelle ^' Mile High Miliary Jack ^' Mistaken Identity ^' Mom, I'm Gay ^' Morgan and Michael ^' Mowing ^' Multi-racial Vacation Fun ^' My Brother Gets His License ^' My Brother the Perv ^' My Friend and His sister ^' My Friend Thinks He's Harry Potter ^' My Last Halloween ^' My Life So Far ^' Naked Bikes ^' Naked Boarding ^' Naked Locker Room Dude ^' Naked Waterpark ^' New Friend's Birthday Party ^' New Friends at Paintball ^' Nudist Camp ^' Nude RVing ^' The Old Man and the Young Teen ^' On Vacation ^' Online Friend at Waterpark ^' Paint Your Balls ^' Paintball Birthday Painting ^' Paintball in the Balls ^' Paintballs ^' Physical Education ^' Pull It Out ^' Rainy Day ^' Ride to College ^' Row, Row, Row Your Boat ^' School Photography ^' Scouts of the Old Days ^' Shaun's Car Adventure ^' Skipping Grades ^' Snow Balls ^' Soccer Team Jack ^' Speech Tournament ^' Sperming in the Hot Tub ^' Sun Tanning ^' Tennis Coach Has Fuzzy Balls ^' Thank You Baseball ^' The Three Bares ^' Twelve Miles of Boners ^' Waterpark ^' Wetting the Bed