Date: Mon, 2 Jan 2006 15:32:38 -0800 (PST)
From: Bob Archman <bldhrymn@yahoo.com>
Subject: Cousin Billy and Uncle Ralph

We weren't a particularly close family.  We got together at Christmas and
on the 4th of July and that was about it. Dad was an only child and Mom had
only one brother, Uncle Ralph. Mom always said he married badly. Aunt Elsie
left him when I was a small kid. I didn't remember her at all.

Uncle Ralph was a welder and had a good business. He was a big, hardy man,
always cheerful and joking about things. He was the opposite of my Dad, who
was an insurance agent. He was a successful man and owned a large agency. I
took after dad. I'm average height and slim. My cousin Billy looked liked a
slimmer version of his Dad.

We got along well, but, since we lived 300 miles apart we rarely got
together.  My Dad was a workaholic and spent most of his time at the
office. He was a nice guy and came to all my school plays and soccer games,
but when he came home from work he was tired.  From an early date I had my
own interests, so it worked out well anyway. I am a born nerd. From the
time I was four I loved mathematics and science.  Universities began
recruiting me in my sophomore year of high school.  All and all we were a
happy family.

It all changed when I was seventeen.  Dad had a heart attack.  It was a
complete shock.  No one had guessed he had a problem.  Not only was it a
surprise, it was also a serious attack. He recovered but he had two more
attacks in the hospital and it was nip and tuck for almost a month.  Mom
thought Dad had been worrying himself to death. For years they had been
talked about and around the world cruise. When Dad got better, Mom decided
they would take the cruise.  It was their dream, not mine.  I had no
interest in it, so they had to find a place for me to stay for the
summer. That's when Uncle Ralph came to the rescue.

He had an old farm house in the county with a pool.  Mom and Dad thought it
would be sort of like summer camp.  I didn't particularly want to go and
live with my Uncle, but Mom and Dad were so excited about the trip, I
wanted them to have their dream.  I hoped an extended vacation would help
to get Dad back on his feet. In the back of my mind, I though this might be
their only chance. I didn't want to be in the way.

I stayed with neighbors for a week, since Mom and Dad left before the end
of school. On Saturday, Uncle Ralph and Billy picked me up and we went to
his farm.  The house was small, but sat on a 300-acre farm. It was mostly
wooded, so you could see the house from the road. Uncle Ralph had just put
in a pool and an outdoor hot tub.

Things were very different at the farm than at my home. Our life style was
somewhat formal. Dad wore a suite to work and alligator shirts and long
slacks at home.  A tee shirt was only an undershirt for him.  For Ralph and
Billy a clean tee shirt was formal wear.

That I knew, but when I got to the farm I discovered they didn't wear a
shirt most of the time. I had been embarrassed about my body, since I was
hairy and most of the guys at school were smooth. They called me monkey
boy.  Well compared to Ralph, I looked smooth.  He was a gorilla. I felt a
little better about myself.  Ralph said the hair was due to the family
genes. "Be proud of it," he said. "We've got extra hair and balls."

They also had two dogs, Pegasus and Thor.  My Dad was allergic to animals,
so we didn't have a dog.  Pegasus was a bit stand offish, but Thor loved
me. I didn't know dogs could be so affectionate.  It was a new experience
and eye opening experience for me.

Billy and Ralph traded off cooking.  They were heavy on meat and potatoes,
but they also had a vegetable garden. I was use to canned vegetables, so it
was nice.

I had never been in the county before and, unexpectedly, I liked it. I got
interested in the flora and fauna.  Billy knew a lot about plants and
animals and I got fascinated. I loved walking in the woods and studying
life in the farm's pond.  Billy thought it was a fetid pool.  I saw it as
primeval muck, a giant science project.

I was there for a day when I got up early and found Ralph swimming in the
pool.  He was naked.  He saw me looking at him and he got out of the pool,
stark naked.  He said, "Hi," to me as if being naked was the most ordinary
thing in the world.

"Jump in, the water's fine," he said. A second later Billy came out of the
house and jumped into the pool.  He was naked too. I was wearing shorts, so
I dropped them and joined Billy in the pool. It was a warm morning and
while Billy and I played in the pool, Uncle Ralph brought out breakfast and
we ate in the morning sun.  It was funny, but after a while I didn't care I
was naked. It was just the way thing were at Ralph's house. I got use to
not wearing clothes,

The pool was great. I wasn't a good swimmer.  It was a large pool and you
could do laps in it. In full sun, it was always pleasant.  Since it was
only Billy, Ralph and me in the pool, I got to swim a lot.  It was a
pleasant way to spend the summer.

I slept in Billy's room on the second floor of the house. Uncle Ralph's
bedroom was on the first floor. The upstairs bedroom was hot. Billy slept
naked.

"You guys don't wear much around the house," I said to Billy.

He laughed. "Dad says we're all men here," Billy said. "God gave us all the
same equipment.  It's always been just guys in the house. I guess we're not
that shy about our bodies.  Does it bother you?"

"Not really," I said. "It just takes a bit of getting use to.  It's not
that way in my house."

Billy laughed again. "I stayed over at a friend's house once and found that
out!" he said. "It was embarrassing.  Dad's dress code is different, I
guess."  We talked for a while and I felt better about things. Billy was a
year younger than me but looked a lot older.  He was hairy like his father,
but was also going bald. Usually he worked with his father at the welding
shop. He got the summer off, since I was staying. He hadn't done that since
he was a small kid, so he enjoyed the time off.

Uncle Ralph had a fancy bathroom with a shower and a Jacussi. The house was
small and he had combined two bathrooms into one.  It was the only
bathroom, so we used it. Ralph told me, "I was planning to add a bath on
the second floor, but the plumber told me we don't have enough water
pressure to get the water up there," he explained. "I put a new well in a
few years ago, but we put in a pool instead of a bath."

He didn't care if you went through his bedroom.  He was a sound sleeper and
I never bothered him. He was usually naked and spreadeagled across the bed.
At first I was afraid I would bother him, but I soon realized there was no
chance of that.

I had been there a week when I woke in the middle of the night and went to
the bath. I was surprised to see Billy in bed with his Dad. Both were heavy
sleepers, so neither woke up.  I went back to bed and didn't think much
about it. When I got up in the morning, I went to the bath.  Someone was in
the shower.  I took a leak and Uncle Ralph called out, "Don't flush! It
will scald us!"

"Don't worry," I replied. "Can I brush my teeth?"

"Wait a minute," he replied. A few seconds later he turned the water off. I
bushed my teeth. When the shower curtain opened, I saw both Uncle Ralph and
Billy were in the shower. Both were half hard. Neither seemed to be worried
about it.

I must have been staring at Ralph's cock.  Ralph noticed and winked at me.
We had breakfast and Ralph went to work.  Billy and I went wandering
through the woods.  Billy was always busy and we were clearing a trail to
the pond.  He thought it would be nice to get there without briars cutting
you to pieces.  That afternoon we went to the pool to swim. It was a hot
day.

I finally got up my nerve to talk to Billy about what I had seen
earlier. "Do you take showers with your Dad often?" I asked.

"Most of the time," Billy replied. "It's left over from our times with the
old well.  It was poor, so we showered together when I was a kid to save
water. Actually, I wouldn't take a shower alone anyway, so we got into the
habit. "

"Are you still afraid of showers now?" I asked with a smile.

He laughed. "Nope, we shower together now because it's fun," he
said. "Dad's got a big one!  You noticed?"

"I did.  I've never seen a grown man with a hard on." I answered. "It was
big."

"It's even bigger when he gets it all the way up," Billy said. "He has a
horse cock."

"You've seen it?" I asked incredulously.

"Sure," Billy replied.  He was silent for a little.  "We mess around some."

"What do you do?"

"I don't know if I should tell you this," Billy said.  "You won't tell
anyone, will you?  It's private."  We were in the water and I got out and
sat on the edge of the pool. I hadn't realized it, but I was hard. Billy
got out of the water.  He was hard too.

He reached over and stroked my cock.  It was like an electric shock.  I had
never been so excited in my life.

"I guess that answers my question," Billy said. "Dad and I've been living
here alone for a long while. You could say I found out I could do some
things Dad liked a lot. When I got older, I found out, I liked the same
things he did."

"You have sex?"

"I never thought of it as sex. It's just having fun," Billy said. We were
silent for a while.

"What's it like?" I asked. "I've never done anything that comes close to
being sex."

"You jerk off, don't you?"

"Sure.  I've never done it with another person," I said.

"No girl friends?"

"Not even close," I said.  "They aren't very interested in me."

"Are you interested in them?"

I thought a minute. "Not really," I replied. "I have for girls who are
friends, but no girl friends."

"Same here," Billy said. He slipped into the pool and began to lick my
cock. To say I was inexperienced understates the case. As Billy's lips
caressed my cock I felt a sensation more intense than I had ever felt
before.  I hand no inkling sex could be that good.

I got really close to shooting when Billy stopped.  "Would you suck me?" he
asked. He got out of the pool and sat in the lip.  I got in. I really
didn't want to suck him, but I did. I didn't know enough about sex with a
man to have any preconceptions.  I my Mom was a neat freak, and I thought
of my cock as a way to aim piss.

In spite of my scientific interests, I thought of my cock as the tail end
of my digestive system. As soon as I licked Billy's cock drool, I realized
the cock was the crown jewel of the reproductive system. I could have
guessed being sucked would give pleasure.  I hadn't a glimmer of
understanding how good cock sucking could be.

After a few minutes, I got out of the water and Billy and I sucked each
others cock. We were going at it hot and heave when a deep bass voice
bellowed, "Is their room for a third?"  It was Uncle Ralph. I was never so
surprised in my life.

"No problem Dad" Billy said. "You're home early." I looked at Uncle
Ralph. He was taking his work clothes off.

"Phil and Sam are coming over for a swim." Ralph explained. "I was going to
tell you to get dressed, but I guess we don't need to worry about that."
He went to an outdoor shower and cleaned of the grime from work before he
jumped in the pool.

"Phil works for my Dad," Billy explained. "Sam's his cousin. They like
skinny dipping too."

"Is that all?" I whispered.

"Sometimes, but usually not," Billy said. "Most times it's lots of fun."
Uncle Ralph did a belly flop into the pool. The splash covered the concrete
around the pool.  It was so hot you could watch the water evaporate.  Ralph
swam over to us.

"I kind of told Cousin John about our little secret," Billy said.

"I guessed that. Are you cool with it, Johnny?" Ralph asked. Billy had
returned to sucking my cock, so it was hard to say I didn't like it.

"I guess so," I said.

"You're new to this, aren't you?" Uncle Ralph asked.

"Daddy, he's never done this before," Billy answered for me. "But, I think
he likes it."

"I think you may be rushing it a bit, Billy," my Uncle said. "It might be
good to cool things down a bit and let Johnny get his head straight.  This
is a lot for a novice."

"You don't need to do that," I blurted out.  "I don't want to stop. It's
nice. I like it."

Ralph looked at me.  "Spoken like a true, horny teenager," he said.  Ralph
came close to me and whispered, "Billy thinks what we do is just messing
around. Take if from me, it's sex. One hundred percent, pure, man sex.  If
something is too much for you, let me know. But, remember, we're all men
here. Once a guy gets revved up, it's hard to turn off the motor."

"I think I understand," I said.

"Are you sure you want to go ahead with this?" he asked.  I nodded. We all
got in the pool and cooled off.  About fifteen minutes later two men
appeared on the edge of the pool.

"Hey Ralph, Billy, you got company," one of the men bellowed. Uncle Ralph
got out of the pool.  "Phil, Sam, this is my nephew John," he said.  "He
the one I told you is spending the summer while his folks are on a trip."
Ralph was naked.  "John, this big guy is Phil, the runt of the litter is
Sam."

I was in the water, so they waved at me. Phil was a big, beefy, blond man
with a ruddy complexion. I would guess he was in his later forties or early
fifties.  Sam was only small in comparison to Phil.  He was darker with a
black beard.  He looked Italian or Greek. He was much younger, maybe in his
20s.

"Don't just stand there, jump in the water and cool off," Ralph said. Phil
leaned over to Ralph and whispered in his ear. I could hear it. He said
they had trunks if they were needed. Ralph smiled at him and shook his
head.  Billy swam by and dunked me.  But the time I could see again Phil
and Sam were in the water.

Phil was an older guy, but in the water he played like a kid. He seemed to
bring the kid out in everyone. Phil was pink and red. I suspected he would
sunburn badly.  His blond hair was almost white and you could only see he
was covered in a down of white hair when you were close.

Sam was almost the physical opposite of Phil.  He had well-defined muscles
and was covered in curly black hair, so thick it was almost a pelt. After
we fooled around in the water for a while, Uncle Ralph went to get dinner
ready. Sam went to help him.  Apparently he was a cook in a restaurant.

Phil, Billy and I sat on the edge of the pool and talked.  Phil had a long,
uncut cock.  Every time I looked at Billy, Phil would sneak a peak at my
cock. He didn't know the lay of the land.  I had no idea what to do. Billy
had a plan.  He played with his cock. As it got harder, my cock began to
rise.  I was half hard, but when I glance at Phil, he was hard as a rock.
His cock stood straight up and was seven or eight inches long.

Phil looked at me a bit sheepishly and said, "I hope we're all friends."

I smiled. "I'm friendly and I can sure tell you are," I said.

"Phil has a lot to be friendly with," Billy added.

"I can see that."

"Phil's big and his cock's a drooler," Billy said. "Really tasty cock
jelly.  Why don't you try it, John?"


Phil turned bright red. "Billy, I'm not a dairy bar!" he said. "It's a
cock, not a soda dispensing machine."

"What's cock jelly?" I asked. Curiosity got the better of me.  The second I
said that, I knew it was wrong. Somehow I ended up in the water, sucking
Phil's cock.  This was my first experience with pre cum. It's possible
Billy had some, but I was so excited I didn't notice it. Phil produced a
steady stream of sweet liquid.

The pre cum turned me on, but Phil's reaction turned me on more. His cock
was an ultra sensitive joy stick. As I licked and sucked it, every movement
induced a reaction in him. He moaned, twitched and sighed. I could believe
I could have that effect on a grown man. I liked it.