Date: Thu, 5 Jan 2012 15:28:56 -0000 From: JP Subject: Dirty Uncle & Cousin. If you're reading this then I can only assume it's legal to do so where you are,that you're not underage and that the subject matter gets you boned-up and horny! If you don't meet the criteria then naughty you,'cause if you're too young to spunk yet then go find a more suitable site.I do not advocate underage sex,(this story is not true though I have engaged in `family sex) and I can't turn back time so what's done is done.Now,flop your cock out and enjoy. I'd woken that morning with the usual stiffie and my piss-slit was drooling pre-jizz making my bell-end real slimey,just as I like it.I gave my rock-hard nipples a good working over smearing cock-slime over them which always has me groaning like a whore.Fuck it,I thought,as the door-bell sounded.I hoped someone else would answer `cause I was well into my stride now and had to squirt a heavy load of boy-spunk soon.Even though I wank every day,usually about half a dozen times or so I still always manage to pump out a decent load each time,none of the watery teen junk,always good solid chunks of thick tangy goo.Ask any of my mates who've seen me spunk off and they'll tell you how much muck I produce! Damn it,why doesn't someone answer the fricking door?! Seriously pissed of by now I grabbed my undies of the bedroom door and slipped them on.Swearing under my breath I stomped downstairs and could make out two figures through the frosted glass in the door,one tall,one shorter.Opening the door I was met by, "Fuckin' hell,kid,you wanna get some soddin' clothes on or what?D'ya want the whole street seein' yer boner?" This came from my uncle Tony,my dad's brother,a right lippy fucker,but he's been the subject of many a wank fantasy so I just gave him a goofy smile and told him to sod off.Standing next to him,blushing like a little girl was my cousin Mikey.He's a year younger than me at 13,and I don't mind admitting I've spunked off huge loads thinking about him. "Well,you gonna let us in,then,or you gonna stand there all day flashing yer knob off?" Chuckling I stood aside to let them in,and as uncle Tony passed by his big hairy hand brushed against my knob making it throb in my tighty whities.FUCK,he had to have done that deliberately judging by the shit-eating grin on his face.And if the wide-eyed look on Mikey's face was anything to go by he'd clocked what his dad had done.And was that the start of a hard-on in his shorts? Hmmm,interesting. "Listen matey,your dad said I could have a lend of his cordless drill,is he in?" I popped my head round the lounge door but the telly was off and the room was empty.Shrugging,I thought maybe he was in the kitchen.Making my way down the hall I called out but got no reply.Entering the kitchen I spotted a note on the table."Paul,your uncle's coming round this morning to borrow my drill but I've had to take the car to the garage so sort him out for me will you and I'll be back as soon as.Cheers,Dad." Leaning over my shoulder uncle Tony read the note and gave a laugh, "God,your dad's sodding useless.Still,put the kettle on kid and I'll have a coffee while I'm waiting,unless like your old man say,you can sort me out." He was stood so close behind me that I swear I felt his knob pulsing against my arse cheek! I could feel his hot breath on my bare neck and my knob was straining in my undies.Mikey had moved further into the room so there was no way he could miss seeing my bone tenting the front of my undies.Yeah,ok,he was only a year younger than me but there was something a bit kinky about my own cousin eyeballing my knob poking the front of my briefs and the very clear wet patch from my drooling piss-slit.And when uncle Tony walked round to stand in front of me I could clearly see he'd sprung a semi in his tracky bottoms! Jiggling his eyebrows up and down he leered at me and said, "So,you gonna sort me out,then,or what? With a coffee,you dirty fucker" He said this whilst staring at my hard-on! Shit,my knob just wouldn't go down and the wet spot was spreading quickly. "Er,well you put the kettle on unc' and I'll just go put some trackys on" Tony grinned and said not to bother on his account,I hadn't got anything he hadn't and Mikey knows what a cock looks like etc.Then he totally threw me when he nodded over to his son and said, "Oh yes,Mikey knows all about cock,don'tchya kid,eh?" The poor kid was as red as a beetroot but even though he was staring at the floor with embarrassment I noticed the front of his shorts was fully tented now,AND there was a definite wet patch showing! Christ,seems Mikey produced a decent amount of pre-jizz,same as me which got me wondering how much he spunked-off.My wonderings were interrupted when uncle Tony nudged me and said, "Yeah,kid,I tell you,my lad's always got a solid boner on him,can't leave his pisser alone,aint that right Mikey-boy?" My cousin glanced up at his dad and he was still blushing but he had a right sly grin on his face. "Waddya reckon Mikey? You must be banging one out six or so times a day,yeah?" Mikey grinned big time and said, "Sometimes more than that dad". Jesus-H-Christ.It was well freaky,standing in the kitchen with my uncle and cousin,me with just my undies on and a raging boner straining at the front and Mikey's knob tenting his shorts.Freaky,but WELL horny.Uncle Tony was grinning away at his son like it was the most normal thing in the world to be in a room with two kids who'd both got rampant hard-ons. "I tell you,if I let him Mikey would whip that big boy-boner of his out right now and whack one off,wouldn't you,kid?" By now Mikey had stopped blushing,in fact he looked like he was getting off hearing his dad talk about his `big boy-cock' judging by how it was throbbing in his shorts. "Yeah,I would dad,I love wanking I do" Laughing away,uncle Tony walked over to Mikey,leant down and slipped a hairy muscular arm round his slim waist and said, "Too sodding right you would,horned-up little fucker.Ah,go on then,whip that big fucker out and show your cuz how much you like pulling the pud" HELL,this was well kinky and all kinds of mucky thoughts were racing in my mind.Uncle Tony grinned at me and winked, "Bet you wanna see the lad stroke one off,eh Paul?And going by that big throbber in your dirty keccks it wouldn't take much to get you whacking one out,right?" My tongue was hanging out and a thread of drool was hanging of my bottom lip as I just nodded. "Yeah,thought as much.Tell you what,get over here and stand by your cousin and you can do it together,yeah" By now I'd have done anything he'd said I was so fucking horny.So I went and stood by my cousin's side and the heat and smell coming off him was amazing.Getting the nod off his dad Mikey pulled at the waist of his shorts and quick as a flash his knob sprung up and slapped his body.SHIT,for a skinny little runt he'd certainly got a BIG boner on him.It had to be a good six inches and though it was pretty slim I found myself wondering what it'd be like up my arse-hole. "Yeah Paul,clock an eyeful of my lad's big smooth pisser,fuckin' grand it is,aint it?" I could only nod in reply as I licked my lips getting an eyeful of what was a right impressive piece of boy-cock.I quickly followed my cousin's action and slipped my briefs past my own raging knob and it gave a satisfying thwack as it slapped my lower belly. "Oh,fuckin' `ell,would you look at them,two big fuckin' boy-cocks drooling their nasty fuckin’ boy-slime" Uncle Tony's dirty talk was making me so damn horny and I soon wrapped my hand round my throbbing shaft letting out a groan as I stroked up and down my silky smooth rod.Mikey let out a hiss as he began sliding his little hand up and down the length of his boner.The sloppy sound of us two whacking away at our knobs was pretty loud in the kitchen.Uncle Tony had parked his arse on a kitchen chair just a foot or so in front of me and my cousin and he was leaning forward,arms resting on his knees. "Yeah,dirty fuckers,go on,wank those big fuckin' boy-cocks.Yessss,fuckin' love it.Gonna see my boys spitting their big slimey loads all over the shop." Oh shit,this was bloody amazing.Me and Mikey tugging like crazy at our drooling,slimey knobs and his dad leering away in front of us,licking his lips and urging us on with his dirty pervy talk. "You dirty little sod Mikey,you love that big hairless knoblet,don'tchya,working all that nasty boy-goo round your bell-end,eh?" Tell your old man how much you love that big boy-pisser" Mike was grinning away,spit hanging of his chin,panting like an asthmatic as he worked up and down his slim hairless shaft. "Ooooooh yeah dad,I fuckin' love stroking off in front of you,too right I do,stroking for my dirty dad" WOW,that this was a turn up,my little cousin talking like a dirty whore.But it was a major turn-on and my piss-slit was almost spitting teen pre-slime.In fact,a thread of pre-slime flung off the end of my knob and landed on my uncle's leg! Grinning like a dirty old peado' my uncle scooped the slime up and licked it off his fingers. "Mmmmm,nasty boy-juice,sodding love it" Christ,this was better than I could've imagined.Me and my cousin were working up a real sweat and I love the smell in my armpits or sliding a finger along my sweaty arse-crack when I'm rubbing one out so the smell coming off my kid cousin was a huge turn-on for me.I don't know about him but I was pretty damn close to squirting a heavy duty load of spunk.I let Mikey know when I groaned, "Gonna spunk soon,fuck,I'm gonna squirt" Mikey was panting and he groaned out, "FUCK,yeah,me too,gonna spew my fuckin' muck all over" Uncle Tony slid his chair closer so that he was just inches from our slimed-up boy-boners,I could actually feel his hot breath on my drooling bell-end.He opend his mouth and stuck his tongue out.Hell,he wanted us to spunk in his mouth! I'd never done that before,even with my mates when we'd have one of our regulr wank sessions.Mikey was groaning away and he inched right up to his dad's mouth so his fiery red wet cock head was practically on his tongue! "Yeah,dirty fuckin' dad,you want your kid's nasty dirty loada boy-muck do you?" Uncle Tony was nodding his head up and down and a pleading sound came out of his mouth as Mikey's cock slapped wetly against his dad's tongue. "Yeah,dirty fucking paedo' dad,aint you,what are you,nasty fucker?" Christ almighty,my cousin was really getting into this whole dad/son shit,he'd definitely done this with him before today.A cute,butter-wouldn't-melt skinny pale hairless little runt,but with the mouth of a dirty old man.Right then Mikey took hold of the back of his dad's head and gave a growl, "Fuck,here it comes,dirty paedo dad,here it fuckin' commmmmmmesssssss" And then the biggest,thickest load spurted out of my cousin's piss-slit and splattered over uncle Tony's tongue! HELL,I thought I junked up a heavy load,but Mikey's was like sodding wallpaper paste! He was grunting and swearing and bucking his slim hips forward as he dumped glob after glob of boy-spunk across his dad's tongue. "Yeah,swallow my boy-junk,you nasty dirty boy-fucker" Mikey then surprised me when he slipped a slim finger between my arse cheeks and growled at me, "Come on,fill my nasty dad's dirty boy-fucking mouth,go on,DO IT!" Mikey's finger was prodding at my tight ring-piece which tipped me well over the edge and with a howl like a rabid dog I lunged forward and my piss-slit opened up and my hot thick load of spunk shot out like a bullet and splattered all over my uncle's stubbly chin and cheeks.My cousin's finger popped past my tight boy-hole which pushed right up against my uncle's face and the rough stubble scraped against my sensitive bell-end! Oh,hell,I didn't think I was gonna quit spewing my load.The sweat was rolling of me as uncle's soaked tongue swirled around my piss-hole,lapping up the chunks of boy-goo which oozed out of the piss-hole. "Yeah,nasty paedo'-dad,swallow up his fuckin' boy-muck,you fuckin' love it,you dirty nasty old fart" All this nasty perverted talk from a kid was soooooo damn kinky.And uncle Tony seemed to love it `cause he was slurping away like a puppy on a teat. Then,seemingly out of nowhere,a voice called out, "Wel,well,well,what have we got here,then?" I looked over to the door and there was my dad,stood against the door-frame,arms folded with a wide grin,like someone who'd just won the Lottery! My 1st reaction was 'well that's me for a good slapping'.But then I noticed a sizeable bulge at the front of his grey tracky pants and quickly realised my dad,like his dirty brother was a boy-lover too! "Seems the dirty shit runs in the family,eh Tony? You just can't leave the soddin' boy-cocks alone can you? And now you've roped in my kid to fill your dirty mouth with his junk.Fuckin' well done mate" Coming over to where the three of us were my dad put his big strong arm round my bare shoulder and giving me a hefty squeeze he growled, "Right kid,me next" I haven't written anything for Nifty in quite some time due to failing health so I'm not sure just how often I'll be able to write more.But feel free to e-mail your comments,positive or negative,and I will reply to all who do e-mail. jpdixon1@hotmail.com