Date: Thu, 21 Jul 2011 19:39:24 +0100 From: markagnew agnew Subject: My Uncle Joe 1 Let me tell you about my uncle Joe. My dads older brother. He's about 5.8. Must be topping 16 stone. bald headed but very hairy everywhere else. A bloody great hard belly on him but not the type that hangs over his trouser belt. He's swarthy like an Italian and very masculine too. And he has the biggest arse in the country! He's an arrogant fucker. He hates women but loves bedding them. He drinks too damn much and lately he's always round at our house 'cause his wife is always throwing him out. So! You got the picture of my slobbish uncle Joe. Who incidentally. I really hate! Oh! but I forgot to mention as well. He's always in my fantasies when I'm alone in bed wanking off fantasising about him and his big hairy arse! I'm 14. Your average teen kid. My body is in the middle of changing from boy to man. My best features are my legs and thighs due to all the running and football I do. I got a nice tight bubble butt. a decent sized cock. 6.5 uncut. and I'm still a fucking virgin! Not for the want of trying though. And I ain't fussy if it a girls pussy or one of me mates hot arses that gets my cherry! Actually. I think I prefer the latter. especially my mate Allan's arse. Now there is an arse to fall in love with. But that's another story! (Hehehe) Earlier on this morning I had just woken up with a boner and heard the shower going then stop. That had to be dad just finished showering so uncle Joe wont even be outta his pit yet. I got up in me briefs and sleepily dandered out to the bathroom. As I went to walk through the door who did I get stuck with? You guessed it. uncle Joe! The big fucker had me wedged between the door post and him. I could feel his big hard cock pressing into my arse as he whispered to me. "Hey kid. When are you gonna give me that sweet cherry of yours? you know you fucking want it so hurry the fuck up eh" And all the while he was whispering sweet nothings to me. He was grinding his crutch into my arse! Actually if he'd bothered to cop a feel around the front of me. The dopey bugger would have felt that my cock was definitely interested and had gotten rock hard again! Eventually he let me go when he heard dad coming up the stairs. I used the toilet with a bit of difficulty having a rock hard cock! then jumped into the shower. I stood there letting the hot water fall over me and thinking about uncle Joe's cock thrusting into my arse. It certainly felt like a whopper as he kept pushing against me and I suddenly wondered if there was any way I could find out what his cock looked like without him knowing? But never mind I thought, time for that later. For now I need a long slow wank! but I didn't get one as I was so horned up I shot my hot teen load up the shower wall in under a minute and stood there panting for breath! Suddenly there was a knock on the door. It was dad. "You alright in there son? you sound like your running up a hill" "Yea dad I'm fine just a bit vigorous with the soap that's all. Nothing to worry about" Fucking hell. I thought. Even a deaf and dumb guy listening at the door would have known what I was up to in here. But not dad! DUH! I eventually finished up, got dressed and went to the kitchen and who was sitting there in his dressing gown? Yep! None other than good old uncle Joe. The fucker was stalking me. He winked at me as I passed him so I gave him the finger and told him to fuck off. He told me it wouldn't be long now before I lost my cherry to a real man. I told him that when he finds a real man to bring him on. He grabbed hold of his cock and balls through his dressing gown and shook them at me and said he was all the man Id ever need. I just wiggled my little pinkie at him saying "Yea rite on uncle" And left for school. School was the same boring old crap. Maths. English. Geography. Bla Bla Bla. the only lesson I did like was sports. At least I got to enjoy the lesson and there was always the fun in the showers afterwards. I got home at the same time as usual to an empty house. Good I can have a good long wank with no-one to bother me I was thinking as I ran up the stairs. I stripped off to my briefs and got some porn mags from under the mattress and was having me a good time when something made me look to the door. And there stood uncle Joe in just a pair of white briefs holding the biggest fucking cock Id ever clapped eyes on! My jaw just dropped and my eyes were wide open as I stared at him. Not believing what I was seeing! He was wanking slowly with one hand and his big hairy balls were in the other. Suddenly I came to my senses. "You dirty old bastard you know when I tell mum and dad you'll be out on the streets tonight don't you? So fuck off you old pervert and leave me alone I got homework to do" "Didn't look like you were doing the kind of homework I used to do when I was your age. By now he was moving slowly towards the bed. In fact it looks like you were playing with yourself. So why don't we play together huh" And with that he dropped his briefs, bent down to pick them up and then pounced on top of me. "You've teased me long enough you cheeky little fucker! Now I been nice to you and all I got back is lip, so now I gotta teach you some respect. You hear me boy" And with that he forced his sweaty briefs into my mouth with one hand then made a grab for my cock with the other! "By the time I finished with you boy. Your gonna be begging for it you got that you little shit!" By now he was yanking on my cock hard and fast and I was on the point of coming when whoosh! the first rope of cum landed on his furry chest. The next landed on his chin and the rest just went everywhere. "Yea that's it you little fucker. Nothing sweeter than watching a young kid busting his balls! So now you gotta return the favour boy. See I helped you out now you gotta help me out" He grabbed hold of my hand and tried to wrap it around his fat cock. But I was having none of it and shook my head vigorously. So he slapped me. Hard! around the face. "You'll fucking do it boy or I'll do more than slap your fucking face! You got me boy! Frightened by nowI nodded my head yes and as he still kept me gagged with his briefs I opened my hand and grabbed hold of his huge cock! It was so damn thick my fingers didn't meet around it. I slowly started to wank him off feeling the intense heat from his cock and although he was rock hard his huge cock was surprisingly soft! His cock head was oozing loads of pre-cum so I used it as lube on his cock. He was moaning softly and thrusting his crutch up to fuck my fist holding his cock! My cock was rock hard again and the fucker noticed it saying. "Well Look here. The young stud has another boner wanking off my big cock! I fucking knew you were into me you little shit! All the time you was just fucking teasing me huh! well boy. Me and you is gonna have a lot of fun together and I suggest you get to work on stretching that cherry arse of yours! 'Cause your all mine boy. I'm gonna be the first guy to fuck your virgin hole whether you want it or not. Got it!" I just nodded my head to keep him calm and carried on wanking his hard cock! Actually I was really getting into it now but I couldn't let him know though. He was yanking my teen cock hard when I started to moan as I was near to coming again. "Thats it boy, now shoot your hot load over your old uncles chest here" And I did! Rope after rope of thick heavy spunk flew everywhere! It was fucking glorious too best wank I've had in ages. Then uncle started to come. Fucking hell. If I thought I was a heavy comer it was nothing compared to uncle Joe's lot. It was like his cock was a fucking tap gone mad. He leaned over me flooding my chest and belly with his huge load and the man was grunting and groaning like a wild fucking animal! Then finally he stopped cumming thank god! and collapsed at the side of me. "Normally I like to get me cock cleaned after I've just come" But before he could ansear I was up off the bed and threw his briefs back at him and spat at him. "Well uncle Joe. I ain't cleaning your stinking cock for you and if you ever touch me again I wont only tell mum and dad I'll go to the fucking cops. OK" " Oh no you wont kid. And you wanna know why?" "OK big man. You tell me why eh" "You wont go to the cops or tell your mum and dad 'cause you fucking loved wanking me off. Oh sure I made it easy for you by half heatedly forcing you. But you loved it all the same. And your gonna love sucking my cock as well the next time we have a little get together. And then theres my hairy arse hole to rim too. You'll go ape shit for that one! And the grand finale will be? To pluck your Sweet cherry. Oh sure it'll hurt like fuck for the first three or four times but you'll love it all the same. And you'll be sniffing round your old uncles hot cock for more. Got it BOY!" I just glared at him, finally saying. "Yea and fuck you too you big fat smelly cunt!" I left my room to go to the bathroom to shower with uncle Joe's laughter ringing in my ears! The big bastartd had me bang to rights and I thought I was being so clever as well! But secretly I was looking forward to the next time. More to come.....