Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 09:08:05 -0800 From: dude sweet Subject: Snow BALLS We were going to spend winter break with our grandparents in Omaha, Nebraska. We had been there a couple of times before. The last time was two years ago when I was 11. They were my dad's parents and it was pretty boring staying there. I mean they were nice and everything, but there was NOTHING to do. After two incredibly boring days in the cramped car, we finally get there. There are millions of people there that I don't know. Aunts, Uncles, Cousins all over the place. I end up in the `boys' room. It's actually the dining room, with all the chairs stacked on the table. There was Tom who was 14, his brother Tim who was 8 who looked exactly like a younger version of Tom. Benny and Brad who were both about 6 and not brothers. There were also 3 girl cousins who I will not mention, as you probably don't care about them. Plus 6 Aunts and Uncles who I didn't know. There were just too many names to learn all at once. Well I was pretty tired after the car trip and all I wanted to do was sleep. But I had to stay up forever while all the grownups yakked. One of the aunts took the little kids to tuck them in. I so wanted to go then, but didn't want to go when the little kids went. I forced myself to stay awake and hang with all the grownups and older cousins. Tom nudges me and says, "Dude, wake up. It's time to go to sleep." I stumble to my feet, get grabbed and kissed by I don't even know how many people, and make my way to the dining room. The three little guys are all asleep in one area, so I look and find a pillow and blankets on the floor on the other side of the room. Without getting undressed or even under the covers, I lie down and fall fast asleep. I wake up. At first I have absolutely no idea where I am. As I look around the room, my memory comes back. I see the clock. It's 5:11 in the freaking morning! I try to go back to sleep, but my piss is about to leak out of my dick. I get up quietly and go out to the bathroom. I pee. Ahhhhhh, I feel much better. I go back to our room. The little guys look almost dead, sound asleep. I find Tom on the floor next to where I was. I pull off my shoes and socks. What am I supposed to wear to sleep in? Tom's covered up, so I can't tell what he's sleeping in. I look at his pile of clothes. Shoes, socks, shirt; no shorts. I guess he's in his shorts. I pull off my shirt, get under the covers and lay there until I fall back asleep. "Ouch," I yell out as some stupid kid steps on me and trips over me. "Get off!" I shove him. Instead of saying `sorry' or anything, he just lays on the floor and giggles. He's in his sponge bob square pants pajamas. "Get off," I repeat, pushing his legs off me. He giggles again as he gets up and leaves the room. The other two guys are also giggling. Jeeze. I try to go back to sleep. Dork boy comes back in the room and trips over Tom; definitely on purpose. Tom grabs him and punches him hard on the arm. "Stop," whines Tim. Tom punches him again. "Leave us alone nimrod." I didn't know what a nimrod was, but it sounded like an insult. Tim pulls himself away and runs around the table. All three of them start giggling and whispering together. Stupid kids. "Little shitheads," Tom says to me. "Yeah," I say agreeing. I hear breakfast sounds and talking in the kitchen. I smell breakfast smells. Yum. Tom pulls on his shirt as he starts to get up. I do the same and follow him into the kitchen. After eating and talking (forever) we finally get dressed to go outside. There's nothing around for a long distance as we are in the middle, I repeat the middle of absolutely nowhere. But at least we aren't sitting around yakking. After lunch, I have to take a shit. While sitting on the toilet, I naturally start to stroke it a little. Well then it turns into a full blown boner and so I have no choice but to jack it. Until someone turns the doorknob and I freak out. Good, I locked the door. They pound, not knock. "What?" I yell out, pissed at my jacking off being so rudely interrupted. "Unlock the door, Terry." Shit! Did he know I was jacking off? No, no way. I look down at my deflating dick. "I'm going to the bathroom." "Unlock the door." I pull my shirt over my now shrunken dick and quickly unlock the door and sit back down, hiding my equipment. He comes in. "We have a lot of people sharing this bathroom. Maybe your dad didn't tell you, but we don't lock the doors here. We're all family. Ok?" He brushes his teeth. "Ok," I say, not understanding, not agreeing, just wanting him to leave to I can wipe my ass and get the hell out of the bathroom. Later in the day, I see Benny in the bathroom talking a piss. I mean not only did he not lock the door, he didn't even shut it. Well he's six, so I guess he doesn't have anything worth hiding. That night Brad, Benny and Tim all go to the bathroom together to take a bath. I mean together, at the same time, all in the tub. Not only must it have been crowded, but that's weird isn't it? Tim's mom says, "You boys taking baths tonight?" Tim looks at me and says, "Showers." I nod in agreement to his mom. Satisfied, she goes away. "What's with this not locking the bathroom door thing?" "Yeah I know. No fucking privacy." He whispers `fucking' so quietly, that I almost didn't even hear it. "Even when we're in the shower?" "Yeah." "So when you in the shower, people can come in and brush their teeth or pee or whatever?" "Yeah, and they ALWAYS do. Don't count on having any privacy even in the shower. That stupid door is almost see-through." So he has the same concerns about privacy that I have. I assume that means he jacks off and has hair and all that shit. Anyway I take a quick shower and it goes uninterrupted, but I'm way too freaked out to even get a boner. I lay in bed that night for several hours hard as a rock. The next day, we all go to the mall for shopping and stuff. It's pretty boring except I love the food court where you can get whatever you want to eat. When I'm taking a shower that night two boys come in to pee, but I turn away so they can't see me or anything. Anyway, by the third day, my lacking of jacking is starting to make me crazy. We have a massive snow ball fight out back. Me and Tom on one team. Benny and his dad on one; Tim and Brad and Brad's dad one a team. During a hot chocolate break, me and Tom go out and build a snow wall to hide behind. We also make a bunch of snowballs and store our ammo for the next fight. Well the snow wall, keeps getting bigger and pretty soon, we turn it into a snow fort; except with no roof. We have an entrance around the back so we can get in and out. The walls end up being about 4 feet tall. It's a pretty good fort. After dinner when Tom and I are finishing it, we just lay down in it to take a break. It's starting to get dark and cold outside. I see Tom adjusting his dick area. I decide to open the subject. "No privacy is a bitch." I nod to his dick area. "Yeah," he says, still adjusting. "It's a total fucking bitch." "I mean we don't have privacy even in the bathroom." "Yeah. Totally sucks." "You know this is the longest I've ever gone without...doing it." "Yeah. Well I went a whole week at camp without doing it." "Shit." "Yeah. Sucked big time." I adjust mine. "You hard now?" he asks. I look at his area. I can't tell if he is or not. "I guess." He grabs his again. He stands up and looks over to the house. "I dare you to do it right now." Shit! "Out here?" "Yeah. I dare you." I stand up and look towards the house. "I don't know." "I'll be lookout. Go ahead. I DARE you." MMMMM. Well number one, I wanted to do it. Bad. Number two, he would probably do it too. Number three, I was already hard and horny. Number four, it did look pretty safe. Number five, he was going to be look out. Number six, if I didn't jack off soon, I was going to go totally crazy and insane. Number seven, why the hell not? "Ok." He stands back up to be look out. I pull off my gloves. I have to unzip my jacket so I can get to my pants. I unzip them. It's too cold to pull them down and sit on the snow, so I just pull them down enough to let my dick out. It's already very happy. I scrunch my boxers and pants under my dick, holding them down with my left hand, as my right hand starts to take care of business. He looks over a few times, but I don't mind. Number one, I'm so horny I don't care. Number two, he's my cousin, so that's like a brother or something. Number three, I kind of like showing off. It doesn't take long, when I have to let go of my pants and pull up my shirt so I don't sperm on it. When I release my pants, they squeeze my balls and I shoot on my shirt before I have time to pull it up. I shoot loads and loads. "Jesus man," he says admiringly. "Yeah." I'm glad I came a lot. I pull my pants up and reorganize my clothes. "Your turn," I say standing up to be lookout. "Cool," he says getting ready. He's got a big one! He starts. I watch him most of the time, forgetting to be a good lookout. I had never seen anyone else do it before. He does it pretty much like me. He also shoots a ton. When he finishes, I grab a snowball. "Wipe your sperms on this." He grabs a gob on his fingers and wipes it on the snow ball. "Sperm balls!" "Yeah!"