Date: Sun, 18 Mar 2018 18:42:21 +0100 From: Solbert Berlin Subject: My little problem and uncle's big problem Part 1 Author's email: solbert@gmx.at Please consider to donate some money to nifty.org, to support this free service! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- My dad died when I was 10 in a car accident. My mother never got over it and to this day, hasn't been dating anyone else. I know this is a rough start to a story, but it's vital for understanding, since I haven't had anyone who could help me when I was looking for a relationship. You see, I'm actually, if I can say so myself, a good looking 18-year-old guy and generally funny. The only thing that's holding me back is my tiny penis. It's not even 3 inches when hard and I have trouble keeping it up since I'm nervous when I'm naked around other people. All I ever wanted was someone I can talk to about this, but since I had no father figure in my life and my mum's only advice being: "You are so nice, don't ever change. Anyone would be lucky to have you", that didn't ever happen. The thing was that I had no problems to find someone who was willing to date or have sex with me, but once they saw me naked, they disappeared as quickly as they could and who wants to tell that to their mom? I figured, since my father had my genes, he would have understood my problems better than my mom, who would probably tell me that size doesn't matter... Yeah mom, I saw that big dildo of yours that you were trying to hide, you are not fooling anyone. Let's get to the important part, shall we? Cause there's actually a twist to this story. After over 20 years of self-hatred, keeping my virginity and now having a reputation around college, I was feeling very depressed. All the others seemed to get lots of 'action' while I stayed in my dorm alone every weekend. I went to the gym quite often, since I figured a nice body could help me with attracting attention, but I was even too shy to use the showers provided there and went straight home for showering. But, one day I got an exciting call from my mom. "You won't believe this now, but... I don't even know how to tell you." My mom said. "What mom?" I asked, expecting something underwhelming as usual when my mom got excited about something which she absolutely had to tell me. "So today I got a call from somewhere in England and the man on the other end of the line introduced himself and began to ask me weird questions about your dad." "Okay..." I said, "And you didn't actually give him any information, did you mum?" "Oh..., well yes" I rolled my eyes. "BUT!" she said with enthusiasm "Everything is alright since, you see, it was actually your uncle, who I was talking to!" "Wait, what?" "Yes your father told me about him. Apparently your grandfather was in a relationship with another woman, when he lived in England, before he met your grandmother. Your dad told me about it, but he didn't ever mention his half-brother." I was shocked and couldn't even speak. My mother continued: "So we'll meet in a few days, since he's on a business trip to another state nearby and said that he wanted to meet us for years. Since your dad passed away he wants to meet you and see if you two share any similarities with him." I was still very sceptical of all this, but my mom wasn't stupid and wouldn't fall for a cheap trick like this, so she must've confirmed his identity in some way, maybe even by talking with grandpa... I would've loved to hear this conversation. Oh yeah, and that part about any similarities interested me too, if he had the same 'problem' as me, I could maybe work it into our conversation somehow. "Uh yeah, if he's legit than I'll be glad to meet him." "He asked if he could live with you for a week, since he needs to stay in the city for some meetings, would that be ok? He insisted on a hotel, but you have extra space, I'm sure" Fuckin' jackpot! "Ok, I guess that would be ok." "Oh how exciting! I'll tell him right away. Bye!" "Bye, mom" and with that, I hung up, my mind going wild... I forgot to mention that I'm gay and that my father was actually a pretty attractive guy, and since I am into older man, I had very high hopes for my uncle to be a very hot men and couldn't wait to see if this was true. Also, the only extra-space I had was my king-sized bed. I thought that since I spent 1/3 of my life sleeping, I should value a bigger bed over general space in my room. A few weeks flew by and it was finally time to meet my uncle. Before he came my mother told me on the phone how wonderful the time has been with him and how she felt like being with my father again so I expected a decent guy. However, she told me not to talk about his wife, or should I say ex-wife, because there's an apparently pretty messy divorce going on. I didn't know what to feel when I finally saw someone driving to my dorm, in a very expensive car I've never seen. I was nervous as hell and made my way down the stairwell, opened the door and before me stood the hunkiest, most sexy man I've ever seen. Short brown hair, nice full beard, big brown eyes and a suit tailored to perfectly fit his seemingly muscular body. I stood in there in aw and after not being able to stutter a word he took the wheel and said: "Oh, so you must be Eric then? Nice to meet you!" "I'm sorry, I guess I'm a little nervous. Nice to meet you too, I've been looking forward to this! But I actually think, that you'd rather like to go to a hotel, after seeing your car and expensive looking suit, I think you are used to higher standards haha" What was I talking about? Fuck I'm going to ruin everything. "You mean that your only accommodation for me is a big bed for both of us? Your mother already told me and since we're family, it will be alright for me. I hope you don't mind?" "No, of course not!" Ok... that came out a bit too fast and enthusiastic. He laughed at my nervousness and we both went up to my room. "Ohhh, back when I in college my room looked very similar. How nice, I feel young again!" he said. "I'm glad you don't mind, it's nothing special... Hopefully we have enough space." "I've been in the army for a few years back in the day and let me tell you, this would have felt like a mansion for all of us, with this much personal space." He laughed at his own joke, which actually took a little bit away from the awkwardness. I felt like a little kid in front of such a man and everything he said was so smooth, showing no signs of discomfort. "I've been to a meeting in the morning and then I sat in the car and drove all the way here, hope you don't mind if I take a shower." "Of course not, make yourself at home and tell me when you need something!" "Ok, as you wish" with that he took of his clothing one by one until he stood there in just his underwear. I knew it wasn't ok to watch, but I couldn't take my eyes of him. I was disappointed that he chose to wear boxer shorts, you couldn't see anything through those. They actually looked kind of weird, like they were a few sizes too big and showed no signs of bulge at all. That made me happy thinking that even a man like that, could have the smallest wiener in the world. He ignored my stares and went straight to the bathroom, not too hard to find since there's only like two doors in the whole room. He took a long time to shower and I waited nervously for him to come back. In the meantime, I sat up my TV and DVD player with the newest "Mad Max"-movie and waited on him to be finished. I was already in bed when he came out, wearing a new pair of boxer shorts with a towel on his shoulders. I couldn't help but admire his physique, he was very muscular and had fur all over his chest and abs. It was really a sight to behold. "Oh you're already in bed?" "Yeah, there's actually not enough space for a couch, so I watch everything in my bed. Hope you like Mad Max?" "Yes, I really enjoy those. I've already seen it in theatres, but we can still watch it and chat for a bit, since we both know it." He winked at me. Fuck that was hot. "Sounds good!" He didn't change into anything else and just lied down onto the bed, next to me. The weight of his muscles caused me to jump a bit in bed. Fuck that dude was massive! We chatted for a little while about my life and about mom, what we went through, all the good but also bad times. The movie was about halfway done when everything was said and I started to feel very comfortable around him. One of the sexually and romantically tense scenes in this movie came up and unfortunately, he used that to change the topic to rather an uncomfortable one. He asked if I had a partner. Sounds like my mother told him about me being gay. Shit, could've used straight-acting to my advantage... But I decided to spill the beans. "Yeah about that, it's kind of hard to find someone these days..." "Oh, I thought you would surely find someone! You seem very nice and have been nothing but a good host to me. It's really easy talking to you!" Another wink... that man kills me. "Yeah I don't even have that much problems in that department, if I can say so myself." "Huh? What do you mean?" "Eh, it's nothing, just a stupid thing holding me back." I absentmindedly tucked at my dick when saying that and he followed my movements. All this time I thought that I wanted this to happen but by now I really panicked that it would backfire. Maybe I should have built a little of trust before all of this, I would've been less weird. He began to laugh. "HAHAHA Ohhh that's what you mean, yeah I got problems in that department too!" I couldn't believe my ears, was this really happening? "Wait really? You? You look like a Greek god, nobody should mind whatever's there!" What did I just say? Did I really tell this my uncle? Fuck. He laughed even more "Well they don't mind at first but they don't see how big the problem until I get naked." How big?? "Wait, so how big exactly are we talking?" "You're really upfront, aren't you? I like that hahaha. Well It's about twelve, I think." "Twelve centimeters? That doesn't sound too bad, that's totally average. Where's the problem?" I was disappointed. I thought this would be a great talk, but it seemed like he wouldn't understand my problems at all. "Oh no, no. I meant inches. I thought I'd change it you 'freedom-units' for you!" he said laughing again. I thought he was kidding. Like what?? "You can't be serious?" "What's the problem? I thought you would be built like me, you surely are very similar in the body department, that's for sure. Did I beat you by an inch or something?" "Yea like by fucking 9..." His eyes widened. "Oh... I didn't mean to make fun of you, sorry." "No, no you don't have to apologize it was just that I didn't even notice a bulge or anything in your pants and that made me think that we might share the same 'curse'" "Well it's like 9 inches when soft and points directly downwards, so there's nothing bulging in front. You should see me when I'm trying to squat, that's an eye catcher, I tell you." Laughing again... Fuck I felt terrible, I couldn't relate to him at all, but all this talking with this man with a giant dick made me hard as hell. "Wait but it can't be that bad. It must've come from your mothers side of the family, since everyone I grew up with had never this little, uhhh, equipment down there, from what I've noticed, not even your dad" I didn't fuck around, I didn't even know what to tell him, so I just uncovered my little dick and showed it to him. He stared for a while and I thought he looked sorry for me. "Oh, but that's a nice penis you have there." A nice penis? He talked like he liked it... He continued: "Have you ever seen tom hardy naked?" Pointing to the TV he said: "There's a movie where he was totally nude in a prison cell and he has a tiny wiener. However, that wouldn't ever stop me from approaching such a stud." Whaaaaaat did he say? "Wait, you are gay?" "Well not really, I'd say I'm bi and that's actually the reason why I'm splitting up with my wife. She couldn't handle when I was overcome by the urge for another man" I sat there in silence and didn't know what to think. The silence was awkward as hell and all these revelations left us both kind of exhausted. I just blurted out the first thing that came to my mind: "Can I see it?" My face became red like a tomato, I could feel it. "What?" "Your ehm, gigantic penis" "Haha yeah, everybody wants to see it, I know. I thought you'd never ask." He slid of the blanket, but let his boxer shorts on. For a while I didn't know where to look, I thought he'd uncover it but then I noticed the end of the dick sticking out. Must've been all of my 3 inches that where dangling out of his underwear. "Fuck, that's a dildo. A dick that big isn't possible!" "Haha, It's actually soft..." WHAT THE HELL? My head is going to explode. It was as thick as a cucumber but that wasn't even its final form? It really felt like a "Dragon Ball"-parody where everything that's been huge and muscular becomes even more huge and more muscular. It began to rise. "Oh fuck" he said "I better take those off, otherwise my dick might destroy another pair of underwear." That was ridiculous, but I believed him 100%! It was so fucking big, I nearly couldn't believe! It was nearly twice as thick as a can of shaving cream and really 12 inches if not more. Unbelievable! WOW! "Ok so now I'm kind of horny, that dick of yours looked really nice, would you mind showing me more of it?" He said. I hesitated, since I wasn't used to getting this kind of attention from anyone. But I decided to follow his instructions. I let it out and began to stroke it with two of my fingers. That was really the only thing I could do with it. "Fucking nice!" he said. He took his gigantic cock with both hands, leaving almost halve of it uncovered and began to masturbate. He couldn't even get his hands around it, it was so hot. The contrast between our dicks killed me, it was insane! "How can you ever fuck with anyone with this thing?" "Well that's the problem I was talking about. Nobody wants to try, they are scared. But there was actually a guy once, you remind me a lot of him, back in the army. He was the only one who could take it all. His asshole was really, how should I say..., experienced but to me it felt like it was the tightest ass in the world." He stroked harder. It was unbelievably hot. Him talking about his past experiences with people trying to handle his cock made him go wild and it didn't take long before he and I came. He shot an impressive load, but nothing compared to me. At least I beat him in that department. "Damn kid, that was insane! What a load!" "No your massive dick is insane, you don't even have enough hands for it!" We both laughed. "Now I'm going to have to shower again, what a big mess!" he said. "Yes me too." And with that, both of us stood up and headed to the bathroom.