Date: Sun, 18 Jan 2004 08:39:15 -0800 (PST) From: Adam Subject: The Story of Adam's Spunk Please understand that these are all my true favourite ways, but the disclaimers apply. You must be over 18/21 to read this. Please consider the correct laws for your country/state and obey them. Any and all feedback is welcome, appreciated and most of all, encouraged. I love hearing from you guys. If I've been of any help to get you guys off, then I've acheived my goal. Favourite Jerk-Off Methods and Places ============================================================================ Hey, my name is Adam. Ever since I was a small child I had a fascination for my dick. I have this feeling that all boys do. It's always felt good for me. It wasn't until I was twelve, however, that I really started understanding what I was doing, and why it felt so good. After discovering the standard techniques, I discovered what an orgasm was, and at that time, nothing came out. I felt like I needed to piss, and one day, when my family were all out, I lied down naked on a rug I owned, and jacked off until I felt I needed to piss again, and I tried my hardest. Still nothing. Around six months after that, I started growing my first pubic hair. I was fascinated by that, too, and wanted more. I watched it grow, and counted it until there was too much. By this time, I was about Thirteen. I don't really remember much of my first spunk. I just remember it coming out, and feeling really good. I often sat at the computer, searching for pornography (of men, I didn't get why that was different then) and jacking off. I usually just jerked off inside my underwear (briefs, then) and let it flow. I didn't really have much spunk at the time (who does at thirteen?) so there was a small wet patch on my briefs (colored Bonds briefs) and I didn't think much of it. As I grew older, I started cumming more and more spunk. That's when I noticed that when I came, it left a stain, so I became quite a bit more discreet, hoping my mum wouldn't notice it. I think she did, because one day I overheard her asking my dad to talk to me about wet dreams. It wasn't until I started cumming so much that it left a stain in my shorts that I stopped just letting it flow, though. When that happened I was around fifteen, and plenty of time had passed, plenty of experience, plenty of new techniques. But that comes later. By then I'd realised that I had to disguise it, and I had stopped wearing briefs all the time. Now I wear a combination of black satin boxers, sometimes briefs, sometimes trunks. So I took up the idea of a cum-rag. Wonderful invention. Mine is an old pair of cloth boxers that I had, now sodden with spunk. I still have it and love to spunk on it. I jack off all the time at the computer, looking at my porn collection. It's beautiful. My balls are now strong enough to shoot hard, and normally, when you're uncut, you don't shoot very far. The foreskin helps to slow the flow. I'm very glad now that my balls are very strong - I quite often manage to shoot all the way to my chest, and face, now. I love the taste of my own spunk, it's salty-sweet. But once again, that comes later. Now I think it's time to tell you my methods, after which, I'll tell you my experiences. I'll tell you them in the order I discovered them. I hope you'll do the same. --------------------- 1) The Three-Finger Headjob I used to only do this one. I didn't know any others that were appropriate for a small dick (remember this is when I was Twelve), and this one worked well. I basically formed a triangle with my thumb, index and middle fingers, and placed those fingertips at the top of my foreskin. Just press down and work quickly over the head of your dick, and you'll thank me. It's quite hard to do on a non-child-size dick (I.E. 4" or longer) but it works well. 2) Good 'Ol Fist This is the one every man knows. Simply make a fist with your hand and move up and down with your dick in the center. Lots of stimulation, but I didn't discover this one until my dick was long enough to fit in my palm - around thirteen years of age. I quite often swapped between this one and the three-fingers, because sometimes the other just didn't feel right. You all understand what I mean. 3) The Ball Toss This isn't so much a method as it is a useful tip. Before jacking off, spend about an hour just playing with your balls. It makes them hang very low, they feel better, your orgasm lasts longer and feels better, and best of all, you spunk more. 4) Self-Serve Buffet Yes, once again, this is just a pointer, but build up the courage and eat your own cum. I know your attitude changes just after you come, but just do it. What have you got to lose? After tasting it, you'll want to jack off again. It tastes just like sex. You'll love it. 5) Use Your Repetoire If you've got anything at all that has a hole in it big enough to fit your dick (not too small - you don't want to get it stuck, do you?) then use it to jack off with. Fuck it if you can. I reccomend cutting a hole in an old pair of briefs you can't wear anymore and jacking/fucking it. 6) Lube Lube is horny in itself. Water isn't a lube - it dries too quickly. Vaseline works, but it's messy to clean. Get KY Jelly from your chemist/drugstore. If you're too embarrased to buy that, do what I said before: use your repetoire. If you've got a sister/mother, use moisturiser. Sunscreen will work. Eat the banana, keep the peel, use it - I like that one. Lube is quite useful. 7) The Big Kahoona Anal stimulation. Very hard to get used to, and it hurts for the first few times. Definately something you have to plan out, because you can do it very very wrong and hurt yourself something chronic. If you get it right, however, you will feel pleasure like never before. To stay safe, plan it. For a few weeks prior, when you're in the shower/bath (somewhere with lots of flowing water, or alternatively use lube [N.B. Water is not a lube, which is why it must be flowing]) try pulling your ass hole apart slightly. Stop if it hurts too much. Insert one of your fingers and keep it there if you like. Basically what you're doing is expanding your asshole so that when you do go further, you aren't in a whole fuckload of pain. Be careful with this one. When you feel you're ready, start SMALL. Use some kind of lube, otherwise it will HURT. Don't use anything that could fall out in your ass and keep your ass as clean as possible before doing it (could mean an embarrassing trip to the doctor), so I reccomend things like marker-pens (not the squared-off ones, the ones that are very curved.) When you feel you're ready, I moved on to the ends of paintbrushes - they're easy to conceal, and they're easy to clean. Things that go in your ass will come out dirty, if you know what I mean. Make sure you're in a private area - you cannot conceal what you're doing if someone walks in on you. Use your imagination, but I cannot repeat enough: be CAREFUL. I haven't found much else, but as I said: use your imagination. I have a fetish for speedos and briefs - I like to get naked, put on a pair of them and just jack off into them, then suck out the spunk. Very horny... Experiences and Places -------------------- Don't be afraid to try interesting places and new ideas. There's nothing wrong with exploring yourself to the fullest - and when you're not in a comfort-zone of your bedroom or bathroom, you feel more exhilarated about it. Trust me.. 1) My First Anal Stimulation Boy do I remember this! I tried everything I could get my hands on. I was so horny (at fifteen) and couldn't wait to try something bigger and bigger. I'm yet to try things like cucumbers, but I haven't worked up the courage. I started by waiting until 2AM. Everyone at home asleep. Why not jack off? So I did. I felt I wanted something else to be happening at the same time. I looked around the house and found a few things. I tried shoving a ballpoint pen (the non-writing end, without the cap) in my ass, but it hurt too much. I lubed up my ass with sunscreen and tried again: success! I had a bit of a feel around, and eventually tried the paintbrush. It hurt, but I found a spot that I loved, and just kept pumping it. I pumped my dick hard with my fist, and discovered the absolute pleasure of having something in your ass when you come. It's indescribable. Spunk went all over my chest, so I licked it up of my abs and chest. Tasty. Tastes like sex. 2) The Park My sister was the only one home, so I told her I was going for a walk. I took nothing but my hand, and went to the park. In full view of cars, I climbed to the top of the plastic slippery-dip, where I could sit with my crotch concealed. I started just jacking off through my underwear, then inside my underwear. It got me really horny knowing that people could've seen what I was doing. Eventually I chickened out of cumming up there, so I went down into the cover of some trees. I pulled out my dick fully this time, and started jacking. Sitting down on the rocks with my dick pulled out, jacking off in view of anyone who bothered to try and look through the trees. That got me horny as hell. I started jacking harder and harder until I came all over the leaves and dirt. I took the leaf I came on home, snuck past my sister and kept the leaf. I dried it. I still own it to this day. 3) The River at the Campsite My dad and my uncle took me camping at some caravan park. We'd chosen a non-powered site (we went in tents) and it was right by the river. We drank quite a bit of beer, and this made me want to piss. I had the idea of pissing through my speedos, so I put on my speedos, then my board shorts. I went in the river, hard already, and pulled off my board shorts. If the river was clear, my dad and uncle would've been able to see what I was doing but I was discreet about it, and swam off a bit. I hung my board shorts over a nearby rock and started to piss. The current was making the water pass quite swiftly and expertly along the front of my speedos, as I pissed. I pulled off my speedos just enough to get my dick out and kept pissing, while the current worked my dick for me. I started jacking off in the water, unable to stop myself. I came quite hard, and I loved the feeling of swimming in my own spunk: I came in the opppsite direction to the current, and it made my cum flow back onto my abs. That was smooth. 4) The Rocks Same place, but after the river, I got out and put my shorts back on behind the rock. Realising what I had just done, and realising I was now in private, alone on a beach with sand on my ass, speedos on and board shorts half pulled up, I jerked harder than before until my spunk went all over my chest and some even got in my hair. I nice quick swim got that out before I went back to the camp and enjoyed lunch and more beer. 5) A Few Days Ago, in my Backyard It's the 19th Jan '04, and I did this one three days ago. I found this wonderful picture of a guy who wraps his calves, thighs (gap for the knee), arms, abs and shoulders up in cling-wrap. I thought that looked horny, so I copied it. The feeling of having cling wrap over you is intense, and horny because you're naked except for that, but the clinging around your thighs feels like someone is there massaging you. It's awesome. I went into my backyard at three A.M, pitch black. It was raining softly and I was horny as hell. I jerked off with this all around me until I came all over my left arm and I licked it all up intently. Perfection and a perfect night. Cool, calm, soft rain. I just lied there until dawn, in cling wrap, cum on my lips, some left on my arm and near my dick. Wet, but in perfect euphoria. Please, all of you, share your experiences, your life and your methods. It's such a treat to hear from you. Please send all your feedback to sindarin@happyhardcore.dj or post your experiences to Nifty, like I did. It's fun. ;) Enjoy. === The world is like a hot bath, the longer you stay, the more wrinkles you get.