Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2022 15:45:57 +0000 (UTC) From: Abra Cadabra Subject: Dynamic Satisfaction Time Stories like these are only possible with continued support for the nifty archive. Maybe drop them a few bucks. ******************************* ** Dynamic Satisfaction Time ** ******************************* A story of involuntary chastity, gay sex between straight men, white inferiority, and mandatory blowjobs in the fine print. * Profile of ULISES MILLER Health: excellent. Fitness: adequate. Nutrition: excellent. Mood tendencies: acceptable. Wealth: destitute. Spending: minimal. Dependents: none. Sexual deviations: non-critical. Resident of Shelter Zone C, Sector 2, Northwest Territory, North America See attachments [here] for psychological profile, educational attainments, relations and social interaction reports, consumption habits, travel patterns and the motivations Ulises is most responsive to. Hive Assessment AI job fitness scores: Blue 3, Green 9, Yellow 17, Red 155. * Thank you for your cooperation in the Zone C Employability Evaluation. Hive Assessment AI has marked you as [employable]. Welcome to the Arcadia family, Ulises! To the envy of thousands, you have received a position of [Red-0] at our globally renowned company. We expect to see you at [Northwest Territory Complex] starting Monday. A ticket to transcontinental ultraloop station New Capital City West will be provided. Salary information, benefits and the duties of your employer are subject to disclosure upon arrival. Please do not bring any luggage besides a one-time hygiene overall. * Eizan Tower atrium information screen: Welcome, Ulises Miller (Red-0). Your accommodations are in male dorm 13, room G, row 14, middle bunk. Your assigned mentor will be Ferrys Cayne (Red-2), row 15, top bunk. The room G representative is Ronnie Allen (Red-6), row 4, bottom bunk. He will be responsible for material concerns in your dorm room. Now proceed to the examination booth and subsequent booths for necessary procedures such as removal of any of over 400 infectious diseases, tumor eradication, delousing, deworming, eye adjustments [see 18 more] and potential cosmetic procedures such as body hair removal, tattoo removal, scared skin regeneration, tooth restoration [see 12 more] to optimize your health, fitness, and presentability. You will receive your uniform at the end of the `booth run'. Despite your signature on the behavioral agreement we would like to remind you at this point that you may not leave company grounds without permission, you may not record or distribute footage of the company facilities, you may not introduce foreign objects onto company grounds [see 67 more]. Wishing you a productive first day at Arcadia. * Message from Ferrys: Hi Ulises! Another Zone C stray? At least they fed you right, ha. Let's meet in the dorm 13 lobby, say hi to the other newbies. Have you gotten your headset and ear dots fitted yet? Well obviously, how else would you have messaged me, haha. The headset's gonna show you everything in detail. Just go where I go, do what I do. Unless a Red with a higher number on the overall or a guy in Yellow tells you otherwise. Don't actually bother putting on the overall by the way, you'll be sweating all day, no matter if your tasks are in- or outdoors. Everyone's in their gym shorts here. You'll have to memorize which Red has which level but since you're a zero just listen to everyone, ha. And better get here fast. We're heading to foundry B, putting up new solar panels. Just a five minute ride on the ultraloop but you don't want to have to wait for the next one. They barely leave you enough time to jerk off in this place, haha. * == Music Channel Selected == Productivity Time Start <7:00:02> == Follow nav-tracker to row 11 == You were [9sec] late == Retrieve tool box and secure on auto-tray == You were [1min32sec] late == Follow nav-tacker to Ferrys Cayne (Red-2) * Dear Ulises, your calendar has been personalized by the Hive Productivity and Wellness Maximization AI. You may be concerned about an absence of bathroom breaks in your schedule, but don't worry. Thanks to your Arcadia MediBuddy we can not only survey your gut biome and hydration in real time but automatically detect a need for bathroom breaks, which will by dynamically inserted into your activities. Open urinals in the corridors of warehouses, foundries and even dorms ensure you won't have to waste time looking for a way to relieve your bladder. Bowel movement will be taken care of by dynamically scheduled Minor Hygiene Time. Simply follow your headset's directions to the nearest hygiene station. == The following repeated events have been added to your calendar: Productivity Time 1, Productivity Time 2, Productivity Time 3, Rising, Sleep Cycle, Meal Time 1, Meal Time 2, Meal Time 3, Cardio Gym Time, Strength Gym Time, Stretching & Recovery Gym Time, Maintenance Gym Time, Major Hygiene Time, Spare Time [see more] * Message from Ferrys: Hi Ulises, how did you like our first shower? Those hygiene stations really rush you through the process, huh? Now you're blasted clean inside and out, haha. Would have warned you about the auto-douche but the guys wouldn't have forgiven me. The surprise is a newbie ritual. You barely screamed compared to the other zeros! By the way, if you feel squeezed while you rub on moisturizer in the showers, bumping into all those others lotion rubbing hunks, you can step into the community room and do it here. A lot of us do. Just take a handful of moisturizer along – body care is mandatory, where you do it is optional. If you're worried about that taking 5 seconds longer, I can sacrifice a few seconds of my Spare Time to help you out, haha. Have a good first Sleep Cycle. * Group Communication by Hasan Baghdadi (Yellow-3) Hi Red-0 newbies at dorm 13! I know you've been trying to sneak off after final Hygiene Time to find a spot to jerk off in peace somewhere in this dorm building or the Eizan Park. If you ever find a spot please tell me, hehe, but I think the surveillance team would fix that real quick. Anyway, why not let your remaining energy out before Sleep Cycle in a wrestling match every Monday, Wednesday and Friday? If the other Reds haven't told you yet, we yellow-jackets invite you all to wrestle for us. Head straight from the showers across the glass bridge to dorm 12, floor 5 and higher. Pick a dorm room with a weight class and price posted on the door. Usually it's cafeteria and lounge vouchers or company service credits – sometimes even a Relaxation Dome ticket! If you leave right after rubbing on lotion and jog both ways, you'll get a good 12 minutes for a match up before Sleep Cycle. Any veteran Red should be able to tell you the rules. * NOTICE: Safety Dear workers, the Safety and Complacency Department wants to remind you that it is *not* acceptable to be out of uniform during Productivity Time. However, after review and consultation with the Productivity Psychology Department, it is clear that the heat can get excessive indoors, to the detriment of the bottom line, so our Design Team is working on a new uniform variant. Look forward to it! Until then, put on the overalls, Reds! AI Supervision will detect bare chests and send [none] warnings before punitive action is taken. Your safety is important to us! == Please confirm that you have read this notice. * Message from Ferrys: Hi Ulises, glad I managed to catch one of your matches and cheer you on. What are you gonna do with those company credits? Ten minutes in the hot tub? Auto-Massage Table after Gym Time? Save up for a movie night with the Yellow-sleeves? I say just bank them for now. Reason I'm texting you: tomorrow's your first Sunday at Arcadia, with a whole two hours Spare Time. I can show you the free lounges, bars, Club Arc, the spa. There's a dance club where you can mingle with folk from the female dorm, haha, although that takes more credits to attend than you've got right now. Oh, if you like men, there's an option, too. But we all know what you're most looking forward to, haha. After a week of no wanking you have to be eager to jizz a load. I could tell you were humping the bunk bed last night. Probably didn't get anywhere before the Evening Cocktail knocked you out, right? You're not the only one. We usually spend half an hour in the projector lounge watching something hardcore from the Arcadia Media 18+ section, then an hour with something even harder-core from the Arcadia Digital XXX Repository. You'll get a vote on the category but there's two projector lounges for one dorm. That's the only time we Reds form coalitions and get into politics, haha. It's a tight squeeze but you don't have to wear the uniform during Spare Time so the AC is good enough. After we're done getting porn beamed into our faces we're basically ready to burst at the lightest touch, so we disperse into the hallways or to the Eizan Park and "have little accidents" in our pants. Best practice: save the shot for the last five minutes of Spare Time so you can go right to Hygiene Time, unless you want to hang out for an hour at the library with your load drying on your dick, haha. * Announcement from CEO John Eizan: Welcome Troy Hello Arcadia Family! Now that Hive Systems has successfully merged with the Arcadia Group we can put even greater focus on providing insightful artificial intelligence analyses, automated decision programs and highly accurate surveys of complex systems such as, well, us humans. I'm happy to announce that Hive System's very own Troy Baker, hardware solutions lead developer, will be taking over the Northwest Branch as Region Manager. Troy's interest in productivity psychology and his experience in developing scalable solutions make him an ideal choice. We look forward to his fresh and innovative concepts. [continue reading] * NOTICE: Productivity Dear Ulises, have you heard phrases like "they barely leave us enough time to jerk off", "my only hobby at this point is blowing a load down the drain", "if you can't cum in three minutes you have zero free time" and similar? These are just a few speech acts our internal sound systems and communication surveillance have caught. Our latest productivity review shows that workers spend more time in the shower, at hallway urinals, in supply closets and even in the Arcadia Relaxation Dome when they masturbate in those places. This cuts into productivity. Even vibration sensor data from *your* bunkbed, Ulises, has found that "nightly activity" cuts into your Sleep Cycle. We have noticed you delaying your Evening Cocktail. The Melatox Drops from Arcadia Medical are meant to be taken at 23:10 exactly, not with a few minutes delay, for optimal recovery by Rising. * Group Communication by JT Lee (Red-4): Hi Red boys, I'm betting you all got the same HR text. I've sure heard some beds vibrate. I've looked over Spare Time Policy. If we just work a bit harder during Gym Time (Strength or Cardio) once a week, we'd easily have ten free minutes to go elsewhere. Thinking we should have a circle jerk at the Roof Lounge. Shouldn't be an issue with space so long as we coordinate who's going on what day and after which Gym Time. Who's in? Put your notch into the doc below. == This document has been blocked from access. == JT Lee has been blocked from posting for [2 days] for organizing unapproved mass-activities outside of Spare Time. * Message from Ferrys: Hi Ulises, Ronnie looked into organizing some kind of tissue but bringing anything to the lounge counts as a foreign item, even a towel. Not sure what to do with your spunk if you don't want to eat it or pay napkin surcharge. But half the guys are letting it dry on the uniform, and we're getting the new one any day now. Maybe our new manager is going to come up with something, haha. I've heard Troy Baker is really digging into the "nightly activity problem" but that's all rumors. * NOTICE: Attire Dear Ulises, your new intermittent uniform is ready to collect in the Arcadia Main Office Building 3 lobby. Please arrive during Spare Time to avoid cutting into productivity. Drop your current clothing into the carton as indicated by your headset, excepting socks and boots. Get in line and receive your new uniform set, consisting of two stretchy-seam, three inch shorts in beautiful Arcadia Red with internal netting as well as a new baseball cap in beautiful Arcadia Red. If you're wondering about the lack of a shirt: With only 16% of Red-0 male workers electing to wear their overall consistently in the past year, we have decided to save on fabric during this transitory period, until new uniforms for male and female workers has been established. The worker level, previously on the overall, is now indicated on front and back of the shorts. * Group Communication by Ferrys: Hi roomies, much breezier, huh? Almost like they finally listened. Those caps are really absorbent, too. Don't actually mind wearing them. Response from Jax Brown: Feels like it got even hotter, though. Anyone else think the AC is running quieter? == This thread has been deleted by the Arcadia Communication Supervision AI. == Jax Brown has been blocked from posting for [2 days] for spreading misinformation. Response from Nevin Kashif: These panties are half the length of the gym shorts, *and* tighter. Does anyone know if we can wear them to gym? Should safe precious seconds, right? Response from Ronnie Allen: Looks like they got rid of our gym shorts while we were getting our interim uniforms, so the answer is yes. * NOTICE: Hygiene Dear Red male workers of all levels, we have noticed uniform shorts increasingly coming to the washing severely crusted with ejaculate. Needless to say, it requires more resources to restore such attire to a presentable state. Should this state of affairs continue, Branch Manager Troy Baker has vowed to design policies to counteract such unfortunate events. == Please confirm that you have read this notice. * Announcement from Northwest Manager Troy Baker: The DD is here! Dear Northwest family! Since our latest attempt to improve time management we have experienced some issues with soiled uniforms in many Red dorms (male section). This was subject to much internal derision as the com supervision department has documented and required further action. I have volunteered the Northwest Branch for a novel experiment: The discipline device – DD! Since the technology to print hypoallergenic metal directly onto, and even into, the skin has been far advanced – thank you Arcadia Biomedical and Arcadia 3D Printing – we already have the necessary equipment to enact this policy at pace. All eyes on you, Red men of all levels in the Northwest Branch. Your success is important to us! * Message from Ferrys: Honestly Ulises, I'm not sure they're kidding, haha. I mean the tech is definitely there. But maybe Ronnie's right and this is just a little scare for us. Better keep it in the short for a few days and see if they calm down. Also, I think you shouldn't call the discipline device a "cage". That could get you flagged one day. * NOTICE: Attire Good morning Ulises, please find your way to the dorm 13 lobby immediately. Remove your shorts and wait in line. Additional urinals have been set up along the wall if required. Your discipline device – DD - will be printed onto your penile head and shaft as well as within your urethra by one of our professionals – coated in beautiful Arcadia Red. The procedure itself will take no longer than [on average 191 seconds]. Afterward you will receive a bodyweight adjusted dose of Viagromax (Arcadia Pharma Trademark) to confirm if tissue swelling is safely prevented. This will require 15 minutes of waiting in the lobby, which are added to your day as additional Spare Time. Your medical comfort is important to us! == Please confirm that you have read this notice. == Eye pattern indicates a third reading. Do you require comprehension assistance? == Selected: No == You have [10] seconds left to confirm this notice. == Confirmed == New Event: DD fitting == Music Channel Selected == DD Fitting Time Start <5:34:01> == Follow nav-tracker to dorm 13 lobby * Dear male Red workers, if you still have questions after reading the DD manual, where general, hygiene, medical and productivity concerns are addressed, please submit your questions here. - How can I remove the DD? The DD can only be removed by a medical professional, therefore no removal-instructions for users exist. - How can I still discharge my ejaculate? For men it is usually possible to achieve drainage of the prostate by stimulating it through the anus. The DD does not present an obstacle to this technique. This can be done during Hygiene Time. See [this] instructional video. Otherwise, the body can take care of itself and remove stored ejaculate through `leakage', which can be disposed of in any number of ways, including consumption. - Can I get the DD taken off for vacation? If the vacation is part of the Arcadia Refreshment Program, no, as you will still be under company supervision. - Can I get the DD removed for sex if I have a date? Casual dating is an important part of psychological freedom and explicitly encouraged by the Productivity Psychology Department. However, casual *intercourse* is discouraged due to the associated risks. At Arcadia, we encourage at least a small degree of commitment before engaging in sexual activities. - Can I get the DD removed for sex if I have a registered girlfriend or boyfriend through the Hive Worker Match Service, the Hive Romantic Compatibility Check or the Arcadia Synergy Finder? Arcadia encourages well planned growth to the family – yours and ours! For now, only heterosexual couples confirmed by the Hive Worker Match Service are eligible for family planning. DD users matched in this manner can request temporary removal for one week a month to engage in family planning activities with their ovulating partner at [this link]. Male same-sex couples can request temporary removal for the duration of a stay in the Nighttime Relaxation Dome, Arcadia on-site work vacation hotel suite or after booking a two person booth at Club Arc via [this link]. * Application: Dear Ulises, your application for the Hive Worker Match Service has been rejected because of the following reasons: - You have not been with Arcadia for more than six months. - The sex ratio of applicants is currently in favor of men (91% of applicants this week) while we aim for a balanced ratio of users. - The work type ratio of applicants is currently in favor of Red (93% of applicants this week) while we aim for a proportional ratio of users. But don't give up! Our AI assessment of your stats indicates that you would be of great interest to [3.1%] of female overall users and [9%] of female Red users at [Northwest Branch]. If you would instead like to register an existing relationship with an Arcadia employee go to [this link]. Consider also: Our AI assessment indicates you might be of interest to [47.2%] of gay overall users and [87%] of gay Red users at [Northwest Branch]. * Message from Ferrys: I mean, it's kind of working, haha. Today I sure didn't spend my usual thirty seconds jizzing into the urinal when nobody was looking. Yeah, I'm also not sure how long the Viagromax dose is going to last. Medical advice just says to jerk off. I don't feel like mine lasted past the night. Maybe you're just an extra horny bastard, haha. So about your question for the dance club at Eizan Park. Technically yes, there's supposed to be a crowd of guys and gals of every shirt color but it's a total sausage fest outside of scheduled events. If you want to see some blue-suits getting wasted, go ahead, haha. There's single mixers and more general events. Just check the calendar. Are you still coming to porn hour on Sunday? I think the plan is to cram into the showers and try this prostate massage technique. * Message from Ferrys: Hey Ulises, missed you in the showers, haha. Not into prostate tapping? Can't blame you, I think only a third of the guys joined me in the showers after the porn hour and maybe three of them creamed. Sadly not among them. At least the clips were from your favorite categories today, right? Win some, lose some. * Announcement from Troy Baker: the MSDA-43 compliance question Hello male Red members of the Arcadia family! While our innovative solution to time misuse was overall successful, there might be a legal hurdle on the horizon. As a global company we are beholden to very few local regulations but if the company ratified the relevant Corporate Act before the Border Dissolution Agreement, older legislation can become a companywide affair. Often this is a murky situation. The DD (discipline device) may be an infringement on the ethnic minority reproduction rights according to the Minority Self-Determination Act of 2043, paragraph 4a, by the at-the-time United States of America. While our layers puzzle out the details, I will be working with our psychologists and productivity engineers toward a more permanent solution. Legislative compliance is important to us! This is what it means to be at the cutting edge of productivity experiments. I'm proud of our successes so far and hope to deliver an even better concept soon. * Group Communication by Hasan Baghdadi (Yellow-3): Hey Reds, sounds like you might be getting rid of the DDs. Sweet, huh? In the meantime, we've got some Green-shirts and Blue-suits who'd like to see the magic at work. Even Troy's experiments can't take wrestling from us. See you for matches with even better prices at our dorms tomorrow, sponsored by Blue salaries. Relaxation Dome, anyone? Show off that beautiful Arcadia Red between your legs while you've got it. * Application: Dear Ulises, you successfully applied for transfer to [Southwest Branch]. Preliminary AI estimates for transfer success is [0%]. - You do not have enough credits in your Arcadia Pay account to create a transfer fund. Consider saving up. - Your Arcadia loyalty score is below threshold. Consider raising the company's trust in you, for example by improving your Competence Assessment Score. - No openings for Red-0 workers at target location. Consider raising your worker level through the "Edu-cadia" Program. - All Red transfers from Northwest are blocked for the ongoing medical trial. You will be notified of any changes. == Do you want to submit the application for human review? * Message from Ronnie: No, it doesn't seem like Troy's letting this whole thing go. But honestly, I'm looking forward to that "new solution". We've been saying "just give us whores" ever since the whole thing started. I bet the audio surveys picked up on that. The Purples have got to be listening. Word has it we'll get oral service of some kind. Probably Red girls checking in once a day, right? Or maybe dedicated blowjob sluts. I talked to some policy guys and apparently that would fall under "aiding in the wellbeing of other workers and raising their productivity" or something. Call me DD crazy but that legalese is making my balls quiver. Can you imagine? Scheduled dick sucking time! That's how I'd like to start my day. * NOTICE: Attire Dear male Red workers, if you fall under the demographics specified in the Minority Self-Determination Act of 2043, report to your dorm lobby for removal of the DD (discipline device). Ulises Miller, you are [not applicable] because of your demographic label [white]. All Red workers will receive an additional hour of Spare Time today only following Major Hygiene Time. For [Red-0] this means [Productivity Time 2, Meal Time 3, Cardio Gym Time] will each be shortened. Your wellbeing is important to us! * Message from Ferrys: Hi Ulises, I know you're confused but at least we're in this together, haha. And yes, you can call something "fucking bullshit", just maybe not official policy. Aside from slurs, the AI is more lenient than most guys think or else Ronnie would have been muzzled by now but, yeah, don't talk bad about management. I'm really wondering what the non-white guys are going to do once they're back from removal. Well, be productive until Spare Time I guess, haha. But then I'm betting there's gonna be an ocean of cum in this room. Might want to hang out elsewhere. * Announcement from Troy Baker: Innovative Dynamic Satisfaction Time Hello male Reds, this is what you're been waiting for – legally cleared, psychologically based attention to your sexual needs. Dynamic Satisfaction Time – a scheduled event *you* can request. From now on, Reds with a DD will be called on to assist their fellows without such an innovative item through oral sex! This falls under "aiding in the wellbeing of other workers and raising their productivity". If a worker requests Satisfaction Time, they will be asked to schedule it for a DD user in proximity – Hive Agenda AI will be able to make optimal suggestions. Both of you will then be allotted the time it takes for you to achieve climax, which we are hoping to specify as we learn more about you. Should the required window be short enough you may even be able to request it during Productivity Time if you have gotten ahead of your tasks. Wishing you a good additional Spare Time this evening. * == Hygiene Time complete == You were [24 sec] ahead NOTICE: Satisfaction Time for DD users Dear Ulises, as per the announcement earlier today, you will be dynamically scheduled to aid your coworkers in satisfaction through oral sex. Your ability to provide satisfaction will be evaluated over time and affect your Competence Assessment Score. For instructions see these videos [here], for more examples refer to [this] section of the Arcadia Digital XXX Repository. == Please confirm that you have read this notice. == Confirmed == Spare Time Start <20:46:30> == New Entry: Satisfaction Time, requested by Niam Faheem (Red-1) == Please confirm your invite. == Invite declined == Please confirm that you are having an emergency. == Confirmation declined == No emergency registered or detected. == Satisfaction Time will be automatically confirmed in 10...9... == Invite confirmed == Follow nav-tracker to Niam Faheem (5 meters away) * Complaint Submission Confirmation Preliminary Hive AI Assessment of your objections in text and AI audited surveillance footage leads to the following probabilities: No injury or Satisfaction Time wellness violation by Niam Faheem detected. Complaint rejection 96% likely. No injury or Satisfaction Time wellness violation by Yan Floyd detected. Complaint rejection 89% likely. No injury or Satisfaction Time wellness violation by Mohammed Campbell detected. Complaint rejection 85% likely. No injury or Satisfaction Time wellness violation by Morgan Huang detected. Partial complaint rejection 83% likely. Possible Satisfaction Time wellness violation by Morgan Huang detected. Partial complaint acceptance 80% likely. Possible Satisfaction Time wellness violation by Nevin Kashif detected. Partial complaint acceptance 52% likely. No injury or Satisfaction Time wellness violation by Nevin Kashif detected. Partial complaint rejection 73% likely. No injury or Satisfaction Time wellness violation by Justin Tanaka detected. Complaint rejection 98% likely. == Do you want to submit these complaints for human review? == Confirmed Dear Ulises, you successfully submitted [3] complaints for human review. Complaint processing for Satisfaction Time related wellness violations takes [18 work days] on average. == You have reached daily complaint submission limit. == Remaining complaint tickets will be closed. * Message from Ferrys: Hi Ulises, yeah we didn't really get a chance to talk after Satisfaction Time and, boy, am I satisfied, haha. I was sucking dick left and right. Feels like each Red had ten loads stored from DD use. Got any Satisfaction Times today? Turns out they can even be scheduled during piss breaks. I've been sucking dick at the warehouse urinals three times now. Also, during Gym Time. Some of those guys really like showing off, getting their balls drained during chest presses. So hot. And it's all dynamically adjusted so you don't lose Gym Time when you're called upon. No downsides. Might have to write our Troy a thank you letter, haha. So I'm pretty sure some of the guys are picking DD users who are clearly not as happy with the situation as me. Don't be such a grump and keep it casual. It's still just an experiment. I wouldn't bet on things staying this way for long. And without the DD, the guys have calmed down anyway. Spare Time before lights out is still a buffet though, haha. Oh and if you need pointers for getting through Satisfaction Time faster and less messy, the visualizations in the instructions are really helpful. Or you just hang around me and watch, haha. For example, since you don't like the taste, you should try to swallow the dick deep into your throat so the spunk never touches your tongue. Anything else? * NOTICE: Productivity Assistance Dear Ulises, we have noticed a [4% decrease] in your average walking speed during Productivity Time and you taking [41 seconds] longer during Rising compared to the previous month. Hive Emotive Assessment AI leaves little doubt you are experiencing a mood downswing. Your wellbeing is important to us! To help you with mood regulation, we will increase the dose of Serato-Up and Euphorex in your Morning Cocktail free of charge. * Group Communication from Beau Lester (Red-5) Okay, I'm not going to complain about you-know-what-time. My boyfriend actually thinks it improved our relationship. He's a Green so he can afford a booth for us when he wants me to top once a month or so. But here's the thing: Why can other colors schedule it? I'm on internal delivery so I figured I wasn't going to "satisfy" anyone till after showers but I spent ten minutes in every office sucking blue-shirt dick under the tables. They're going to cut back my protein with how much cum I'm choking down. I told my boyfriend if he ever schedules Satisfaction Time with me, it's over between us, but this shouldn't even be possible, right? == This thread has been deleted by the Arcadia Communication Supervision AI. == Beau Lester has been blocked from posting for [2] days. * Announcement from Troy Baker: Introducing the BB Dear Red males, in our ongoing quest to find optimal productive equilibria we have identified several candidate points for on-the-fly adjustments. Satisfaction Time users show increased productivity and, fittingly, satisfaction. However, several DD users show signs of distress due to added psychological burden of caring about other workers sexual pleasure but few make use of approved ways to relief themselves, therefore experiencing sexual dissatisfaction. Also, the issue of soiled attire continues, with DD users "leaking" randomly without taking the proper hygienic measures. A popular suggestion is to make the DD optional and only have volunteering Reds wear it, but preliminary analysis suggest this would leave too few DD users to form conclusion as this experiment reaches its next stage. Under my guidance our engineering team has developed a way for discharging ejaculate in a controlled fashion for DD users, inspired by Arcadia Adult Toys & Services. Presenting, the Backdoor Buddy – BB. Thanks to Arcadia Skin-Slide, the insert-able part can be slid into place easily and will remain comfortable all day. Thanks to Arcadia Skin-Stick, the inner side of the base will smoothly attach itself to your body without mechanical effort. The BB will pair with your MediBuddy, finding the right time to activate and create barely noticeably pulses that let you achieve a controlled ejaculation. The BB is an optional part of your uniform and can be worn at any point besides Hygiene Time and Sleep Cycle. The pulse function will not activate during Productivity Time. No more leakage! Your hygiene and sexual control are important to us! The BB is available to all DD users now in the dorm shops. * Message from Ferrys: Hi Ulises, sorry for the late answer but I spent all my Spare Time in the projector lounge and got Satisfaction after Satisfaction. Yes, I got myself a BB. Happily a DD/BB user – or "dibby" as the guys are calling it. I get that the price is scaring you off but, boy, do I recommend becoming a dibby. So they totally lied about barely feeling the pulses. That thing will *spank* your insides. If you are not ready that thing will fuck you up, haha. But it works! I creamed my shorts in seconds. Got the whole load out. It feels amazing once you're used to it. Even Ronnie likes being a dibby. Squeezes your load out in under a minute, once or twice a day. Slurp it up or shoot it down the drain if you're near one. Something else: I finished my exams. I'll be a level 3 soon! Basically the same work but I get to boss around some Red-1s. If that moves me to a different room, you'll probably get a new mentor assigned. * NOTICE: Productivity Dear Ulises, you may have noticed a drop in your own productivity. We certainly detected issues such as a [0.8% increase] in task completion time. Don't worry! This is not a notice of termination. Hive Emotive Comprehension AI indicates you are suffering from reduced libido, which we are aware can affect the mood, which hinders productivity. The use of the revolutionary DD has resulted in several such cases across the Northwest branch. We are happy to inform you that one daily dose of Viagromax, Libidaboost or Passiosurge is available on request to all DD users [here]. Your sexual appetite will be return – guaranteed. == Please activate your medication request form. == Request form cannot be exited without valid order. = Requested daily dose of Passiosurge. == Daily order added to Morning Cocktail. Furthermore: We have noticed you overran Hygiene Time four times since receiving your DD. We want to reiterate that `prostate tapping' is no longer recommended for relieve, unless it has proven effective for you in achieving `controlled leakage' in under two minutes. Assessment shows it takes you [5 minutes 26 seconds] on average. Further misuse of Hygiene Time will be considered a work contract violation. We recommend acquisition of a Backdoor Buddy at your dorm shop. More information about becoming a "dibby", a DD/BB user, can be found at [this link]. * NOTICE: Attire Good Morning Ulises! Over the last few days there have been incidents of Red workers experiencing confusion about who can be requested for Satisfaction Time leading to harassment reports from targeted man. In order to make DD users stand out clearly – and while we are still working on a permanent new Red uniform – we ask that DD users report to the lobby with their shorts to hand them back. They will not be replaced with clothing as you know it. Instead, you are becoming a dibby, as they are now commonly called. Yes, we are making the BB mandatory for ever DD user as part of the uniform to be worn permanently outside of Hygiene Time and Sleep Cycle. No more leakage and you'll barley feel it. The perfect companion for your DD. Your comfort is important to us! To ensure that your worker level is continuously visible you will receive a labeled ribbon in beautiful Arcadia Red. The price of the BB will be automatically deducted from your Arcadia Pay Account. * Message from Ferrys: Of course, Ulises, considering you had several days' worth stored up, plus the chemical aid (did you get Viagromax, too?) it's no wonder the BB made you instantly cream this much. If I'd been there, I'd have swallowed it for you, like a good mentor and buddy, haha, but come on, it can't have been that hard of a load to drink. Maybe next time you'll be closer to a urinal. And yes, it hits your guts that hard every time. Probably has to, to get the ejaculation out fast, haha. But I was right that you basically don't even notice wearing it when it's off, right? Just a strip, e-paper thin, sticks perfectly to your crack. I was also worried I'd feel a poke when I'm sitting down but nah. Although if you spend more than five minutes a day sitting you've got a more cushiony schedule than me anyway, haha. So how do you like being naked? I love it. Never thought I'd go to work in the nude, safe for a collar of all things. Only missing a dog tag now. You haven't been to the projector lounge since they made you suck dick nonstop. Unfortunate we don't get to see much of the porn anymore, huh? But they noticed the DD users staying away and got much more amicable, I promise, haha. But if you're not watching porn today, want to hit up the Eizan Park Café? Or we could drop some credits on an Auto-Massage Table. Celebrate my level up. * NOTICE: Mentor Assigned Dear Ulises, your new assigned mentor will be Chiang Ho (Red-2), row 9, middle bunk.