Date: Mon, 3 May 2021 02:25:05 +0000
From: wayne unknown <waynewriteswords@outlook.com>
Subject: Monstrous Alchemist Chapter 7

Chapter 7 Craftiness

I woke up to the sound of rhythmic knocking on a door. I looked around in
confusion and found Lidan naked on the bed next to me and remembered how I
ended up where I was. After seperating from Zazu yesterday, I had gone to
my room to rest and relax and fell asleep naked on bed only to wake up to
Lidan's cock pushing deep into me. After that we kind of kept fucking
around until he passed out on top of me some time in the depths of the
night with his hard cock lodged in me. We broke a couple of beds in the
process and we must of seperated while sleeping.

I got out of bed reluctantly as Lidan looked good naked, on his back, with
his hard cock up and ready for action, even while sleeping, he looked
somewhat indulgent, like a lazy lion. I vaguely remembered Lidan mentioned
Fourdom coming to give me another test but I was kind of distracted with
`stress testing' the latest improvement to my body. The scaley skin gave me
an extra level of defense that provided resistance to fire, blunt force
damage and piercing. During the testing we left numerous strange stains on
the walls and floors, including bloody hand prints, ash silhouettes and
red, white and brown drip marks.

I moved towards the door slowly, a little sore from all the fucking the
previous night but nothing serious, I stretched my arms and legs, making my
walking somewhat exaggerated and comical but helping relieve the kinks and
aches of my body greatly. DDBG provided a `blood red suit' to cover me for
my unwanted guest. I opened the door and looked down to find Fourdom at
crotch height and my cock twitched as I thought, `perfect height to give a
blowjob while standing'.

The dwarf looked up at me and our gazes met "Rough night?" he asked with a
smile.

"Nothing I couldn't handle, still waking up, think you could give me an
extra half and hour to shower and change and get something to eat?"

Fourdom looked down, drawn to my twitching cock barely contained within my
`red suit' and said "Sure, we've got time, I'll get some breakfast, while I
wait."

He turned to leave and I watched his 3 foot tall body walk off and thought
about the dwarven racial trait [Sturdy] which provided a physical boost to
their short stature, allowing them to have disproportionate strength and
stamina and a hearty constitution, helping them to maintain long hours of
mining, fighting and drinking.

I rolled my eyes, I was way too horny, I still hadn't properly adjusted to
Zazu's gift, I shouldn't be too quick to add another, also Fourdom was way
too short, sex would be super odd, despite my mind's instinctive
imagination of potential positions to capitalise on his shortness and
sturdiness.

Instead I rode Lidan's cock, using him for my own gratification, he woke up
mid way through and he quickly dragged me off to the bathroom and we ended
up fucking in the bath again.

After he dumped a hot load in my ass, I quickly got showered again and
snacked on some monstrous spiders, I may have collected some samples along
the way of various things to see how they tasted. The spiders had a
pleasing crunch and a spicy aftertaste, they made for an amusing snack.

Fourdom showed up again at the door and this time, I was far less horny
than before and yet I still had filthy thoughts, as to how his mouth would
feel if I shoved my cock down his throat. Then as I walked behind him,
looking at his tight tiny ass, clad in leather trousers, as he walked
ahead, wondered if I'd split him apart if I shoved my cock up his ass.

Honestly I kind of drifted off down a twisted path in my mind, thinking of
many a depraved thought, while coming to the conclusion that I really could
do with fucking someone. Lidan was a great top but I could really do with
Beta beneath me, taking a pounding and shooting a load into him.

"Well we're here." Fourdom stopped in front of a large building with
several guards patrolling the area.

"Um where exactly are we? I kind of wasn't listening."

"Yeah I gathered that. We're at the royal alchemist laboratory, wanted to
see what kind of Alchemist you were and what you could add to the
team. It's rare to run into an alchemist who lives in a dungeon and is so
capable in combat."

"Uh thanks." Inwardly I was just relieved that I'd have a break from the
dungeon delves, while they were useful, it was starting to get a bit
repetitive and I didn't want to slog my way through the fire birds again
any time soon.

"I'll introduce you to the guys." Fourdom said, strolling through the
guards inside with a few words. I followed behind him, finally thinking
about something about fucking and remembering what I had read about the
Royal alchemists, which wasn't a lot, according to some books, the king
sponsored an alchemist lab in the capitol, granting them a subcore to work
with and recruiting one of each of the three legendary type of alchemists.

I continued following him, as we walked down a lot of stairs and into what
appeared to be a blacksmith foundry?

"Here's Tyrone, he's the Mecha Master, a great guy, he's in charge of
creating war machines to protect the capitol from higher level monsters and
weapon research."

"Nice to meet you" I said politely, looking over the 5 foot 8 guy wearing a
leather apron.

"You too." He said going back to what he was doing, it looked like he was
enchanting a large sword with various runes, though it was a little beyond
me. I didn't recognise most of the runes he was inscribing, so I had no
idea what the sword was supposed to do beyond any other sword, presumably
something worth the effort of enchanting by a Legendary Alchemist but
metalwork wasn't really my area of expertise.

The conversation stalled for a bit and Fourdom saved the day "Well we're
going to say hello to the other two and meet up later."

Tyrone gave me a small smile and a chuckle and said "good luck" but for
some reason I had a feeling he was laughing at me, not with me.

More walking and I finally give in to the urge to use [blood tide], walking
is tiresome.  Fourdom gives me a brief look, smirking to himself and I
start to rethink about eating him... to acquire his [sturdy] trait for
myself and improve my constitution while reducing my stamina drain.

We finally arrived at our next location after walking down many stairs and
through and past various store rooms filled with weapons, ores and mechas.

On the eleventh floor we met up with the next Alchemist.

"This is Damien he's our Drug kingpin in charge of medical research and
stimulant research, as you can see he also dissects corpses to determine
causes of death and for other reasons."

"Hey. I'd shake your hand but you'd probably throw up."

I looked at the corpse dispassionately. Its a youngish guy with his chest
torn open and half his organs removed. As for Damien his hands are covered
in blood and gore.

I shrug. "Nothing, I haven't seen or done before."

This elicits a curious eye brow raise. "Why would you be dissecting
bodies?"

"They were mostly mine though, I was testing various poisons and other
stuff."

"Interesting, we'll have to have a longer chat when you're done with the
tour."

"Sounds good."

We continued walking through many a cold room, with corpses and carcasses
everywhere, it was more cluttered than I expected.

"Each of them have ten floors to themselves to store materials and advance
their craft." Fourdom explained as we walked.

"I get it." I respond laconically not at all bothered by the literal
mountains of dead things we pass by, just a little curious what they'd
taste like. Quite a few of them I don't recognise the species of, which
makes me curious as to whether they're chimeras or simply rare and unusual
monsters.

"Last but not least is Chuck, he's a Chimera king in charge of beast taming
and human modification research. He's a little intense."

Chuck is green and scaled and has four arms and small dragon wings on his
back, I'm immediately excited and horny. Just judging from the look of him,
I'd say he'd incorporated lizardmen, dragon and hydra essence into
him. Presumably for the benefits of scaled armors, limb regeneration and
greater magic control. Or at least that's my guess, he might have some
other things mixed into him as well, hard to tell by just looking. Chuck is
only wearing leather trousers and nothing else.

Chuck stares intently at me for a few seconds. "Nice, very nice, you're
going to be a great addition to the lab, we're going to have to expand, at
least another ten floors, at least, but till then you can stay with me and
I'll introduce you to all my lovely spiders, they're great, a little
excitable so you probably shouldn't visit them without me or they'll eat
you and that'd be a shame, they usually like Trolls the most, so it'd be a
waste." Chuck said in a rush, barely stopping for breath in his excitement?

"Chuck, he's not staying, he's just visiting, so I can see what he's
capable of."

Chuck chuckles, for a disturbingly long time and Fourdom and I exchange a
meaningful look as we wait for him to finish. Eventually Chuck stops
chuckling and says in a monotone voice as he hadn't been laughing
incessantly for several minutes. "Oh he's definitely staying, I can see it
clearly." He said pointing at his eyes and he blinks and a nictating
membrane covers his eyes. "I'll just get a sample if you don't mind."

Before I could even respond he slashes at my bare arm and collects some of
my blood into a beaker. I should be angry but honestly I'm kind of amused,
for some strange reason I like the guy and I'm left wondering what he'd be
like in bed. I return his greeting word for word "I'll just get a sample if
you don't mind." I used a [Vampiric tether] to connect our hearts together
for a few seconds.

Chuck doesn't try and stop me, he just smiles at me happily as if I told
him a funny joke. "I like you."

"I like you too." I said, watching as the hole I made in his chest heals up
almost instantly.

"Looking forward to taking more samples from you." Chuck said
intermittently licking the beaker of the last of the blood, a normal person
might be disturbed by his behaviour but luckily or unluckily it just kind
of makes me more intrigued.

"Me too, me too." I said, as DDBG refines his blood for me. His blood is
very interesting but I need an energy profile and a more thorough
exploration of his body before I can be clear on what traits I can adopt.

"Right, well, I'm going to show you what I can do, then you'll show me what
you can do and me or one of the others will help work on anything you might
need help with, since you're one of the youngest alchemists I've run into."
Fourdom explains.

"Sounds good."

Fourdom takes me downstairs, past where green and brown spiders are penned
up, they're different from the normal spiders, they seem to have hydra
blood in them as some of the spiders have more legs than they
should. They're called hydric spiders and any time they're injured they
become tougher.

We go all the way to the 31st floor which is currently empty and is
apparently used as an all purpose room.

"First I'll show you what I can do then I'll see what you can do and we'll
go from there."

"Sounds reasonable to me." It seemed a lot faster and more efficient than
wading through a dungeon.

Fourdom demonstrates by raising up earth walls around us, creating a small
earthern fortress, in seconds, but then he really starts to show off his
power. The walls around us condense and glow red with the heat of fire, the
reddened walls cool and reveal walls made of thin metal which are promptly
reinforced with layer after layer of runescript.

"In tough battles I provide bunkers for the party, repair weapons, forge
new ones and from time to time sling some oversized fireballs at enemies."

"What kind of weapons?"

"Whatever you can think of really, I can forge it." The floor shifts
around, clods of dirt breaking up into sand and reforming into the images
of swords, spears, shields, and a dozen different weapons.

"I'm not really much of a weapon wielder, I've had a little training but I
mostly rely on magic and or my creations."

"Show me." So I retrieve a few of my blood cores and open up my veins,
bleeding onto them to activate them. "Do you always end up naked when
you're activating them?" Fourdom asked looking at my very erect cock with
curiousity.

"Uh yeah, recent problem, I used to just use stone golems and they weren't
so needy and one of my helpers ended up stolen and well bleeding would ruin
most outfits."

Fourdom laughs, "I'll forge you some metal shorts and enchant them with a
cleaning rune, don't want you swinging around that thing during a battle,
you could poke out my eye with it, not to mention our enemies laughing
their heads off or targeting your obvious and very large weak spot."

"Uh thanks. I'd appreciate that."

Thankfully my awkwardness is relieved when Alphonse, Alice and Betty are
fully awakened, a little smaller than they were last time I saw them but
ambient mana is lower.

"Interesting, you've given them souls and the ability to breed."

"Just a fraction of my own soul and they only produce lesser unsouled
versions of themselves." I rush to explain as there are very explicit laws
about self replicating golems.

Fourdom shrugs, "Not my laws, just curious, they could do with better
weapons, if you plan to use a summoners strategy going forward."

"I haven't really had the time to really flesh them out that much."

"Not a problem, I'll help you figure out some good enchantments for them,
along with the others, it's been a long time since we've had some new
blood, should be fun to work on something new. How many of them do you
have?"

I told Fourdom about each of my blood minions and generally what they could
do and what I was aiming for with each one.

"You have too many, you're over reaching, I'd suggest you focus on
upgrading a few of them at first, then work on the rest when you have more
time."

"Which ones do you think would be best?"

"Alice for support, Betty for attack, Noph for vanguard and Alphonse for
cleanup. I'll call the others over and see what they can add to the
discussion."

Fourdom opens a gap in the fortress which closes up after him, leaving me
alone in the metal bunker to think. My efforts have been somewhat
scattered, there are just so many things I want to explore at the same time
that it all gets away from me. I can't seem to hold onto anything, too busy
trying to get stronger faster, that I lose so much along the way, pieces of
my soul, blood, companions, friends, family, lovers. I should care more but
there's this sense of urgency pushing me, telling me that to be weak is to
be at the mercy of strangers and events outside my knowledge.

I need to stop and think, to focus not only on becoming stronger, smarter
and more resilient than before but to share that with select blood minions
and my `brothers'.

First thing, I need to accept the help of Fourdom and the other alchemists,
learn as much from them as possible, while I can to improve myself and
what's mine. Second I need to perfect my combat system as a Legend and work
on improving my Legendary skill.

Some time later Fourdom returns with all three of the Alchemists.

"So we've all decided to help you in our own ways, I'll provide you with
some much needed basic equipment to get you started, Tyrone will help you
come up with the best runes to use on your pets and equipment. Damian
suggested adding some poisons to your arsenal and Chuck will..."

Chuck rushes over and hugs me tightly, which feels weird as four hands
squeeze me, two on my lower back and two on my shoulder blades. "I will be
working really close to you and we'll find you the very best traits for you
and your pets, I hear you're an incubi and that makes you a natural Chimera
and now with your pets, you'll be just like me and with my help you'll be
even better and with the two of us together, we'll make some awesome pets
and people will cower in fear at our presence."

"That's enough of that." Tyrone tugs at Chuck. "Let him breathe, don't
scare him off already."

"I'm not scared, I look forward to working closely with you." I say to
Chuck, feeling an undeniable attraction to the strange man, I wrap my own
arms around him, running my hands over his scaled back comparing the
texture to mine.

"This is going to be so much fun, I'm so excited, I can't wait to get my
hands all over you and see what you taste like." Chuck's hands have slipped
down to grab at my butt and in response I wrap my legs around his waist and
am not surprised when I feel something thick and hard prodding at my
stomach.

"Oh gods, there's now two of them." Damien said abruptly turning around and
leaving through the newly made exit.

"I should warn you that Lidan and him are close, so you should be careful
-"

"I think you're wasting your breath, let's leave them to it." Tyrone said,
tugging Fourdom away.

The exit disappeared and darkness descends and Chuck bites down on my
shoulder, hard, drawing blood, what would terrify a normal person only
excites my inner demon and I bite back, sliding a hand into his trousers to
grasp onto his cock, which turns out to be two cocks, which are thick in
the darkness. I moan as his many sharp nails dig into my back and
butt. "You get stronger with sex, right?"

"Yeah."

"Good." Chuck's fingers push into my hole, one after another, until nearly
all one of one hand is lodged in there. I'm incoherent with lust.

"FUCK me!"

Chuck's mouth moves from licking my bloody shoulder to clamping on my neck,
one wrong move and his sharp triangular teeth could rip out my
throat. Instead of fear, it just excites me more and a moment later I'm
given what I need as two thick cocks are rammed into my guts. "So strong,
I'll make you so strong."

Chuck kisses me, my mouth filling with the taste of my own blood. I clutch
at him as his long tongue overwhelms mine, dominating my mouth with
frenzied motions as he continues thrusting into me.

I'm pressed against the wall as Chuck fucks me harder, faster, the cold
steel at my back, not enough to cool my lust. I clamp down on the cocks
within me as I rock back and forth, rubbing my hands all over his body as I
seek our mutual release. "Yes, give me it all."

"Fuck." he groans as he unleashes into me and for the very first time, I
get an energy profile so complex, that I cannot make heads or tails of it.

Obviously this means I'm going to need to try again, over and over again
until I unravel every single complexity of his body.

Several orgasms later, Fourdom returns to find Chuck passed out on the
floor, naked as I straddle him, running my hands over every inch of him to
try and understand him better. He's added so many traits to himself that
it's hard to discover how they all combined into one coherent whole.

"I've brought you your shorts. Is he still alive?"

"Obviously, he's just a little sleepy, I haven't fucked anyone to death in
ages. Months maybe years, depending on how you count it."

"I don't think that's as reassuring as you think it is."

"Bandits don't count anyway, so it's like it never happened, so just forget
I mentioned it at all."

"Right well, regardless, I had a thought, since you and Chuck obviously get
along so well, you should have Alice petition the goddess of life to be one
of her priestesses and use that to help Chuck with his pets and that should
provide useful blessings to your other summons."

"Sounds good." I grab the metallic shorts and put them on, they're a lot
more comfortable than I expected, the metal clinging to my hips and butt,
yet shifting with my movement, acting like liquid metal.

"This is really impressive."

"Tyrone helped."

"Thanks and give him my thanks, should really help avoid embarassing
exposure at least until I learn how to retract my cock."

"Uh yeah." Fourdom looks distinctly uncomfortable.

"I'll work on Alice while I wait for Chuck to recover. Just leave the door
open till then."

"Good, I'll um keep Tyrone company till you're ready to leave."

"Thanks for the help."

I have a telepathic conversation with Alice about the new direction I have
in mind for her and she uses [Blessing] on me repeatedly as we wait for
Chuck to wake up from his post sex nap.

According to Grindors theological records, Yala the Goddess of Life,
rewards those that seek to extend or improve upon the lives of others. This
often is a pathway open to apothecaries with priest Class, or those who
know enough about healing to help others.

After an hour or so of non stop [Blessing] fuelled in part my own mana
infused into Alice, Alice is granted favor by Yala, though it's not as
personal as my audience with Nil. It's more of a rubber stamp kind of
feeling from an overworked official than the strange interest Nil had with
me.

Alice is granted [Recovery] a weaker variation on healing, that simply
accelerates the body's natural recovery with mana. Alice casts it on Chuck
repeatedly.

Chuck finally wakes up and I ask him if it'll be alright if Alice practises
her blessings on his spiders.

"She just has to fly high and avoid the queen." Chuck said, still a bit
groggy from our earlier activities, spreading both sets of hands out and
waving at the ceiling.

"I'll take that as a yes."

Alice is sent to roam floors 21 to 30 and practice using [Blessing] &
[Sermon] on the hydric spiders.

After a quick round of riding Chuck's cocks again, we get dressed and he
gives me a tour of his floors, showing off his ten legged Hydric Queen
that's almost as tall as me and about my full height wide. She's surrounded
by spider sacs and Hydric elites. It's downright terrifying or it should be
if I was anywhere sane, instead I sidle up close to them and take little
tiny samples of their blood with a miniature [Vampiric Tether] to determine
how the hydra essence combines with the monstrous spider essence to form a
whole.

Afterwards Chuck leads me to the subcore hidden on floor 31 so that I can
customise my floor to suit my own needs. I use the options provided to
create a small herb garden, an apothecary room filled with beakers and
measuring tubes, a small forge equipped with an anvil and tongs and various
moulds for swords. The main feature of my new floor is a large sunken blood
pool, filled with mana infused blood that can serve as a place for my blood
minions to further solidify themselves.

After the initial excitement wears off, I settle into a pleasurable
routine, I check on my plants, practice my potion crafting, rune work and
sword making skills. I also spend some time with my newest blood minions to
test out different fighting strategies, check on the development of their
blood cores and blood crystal armaments before ending the day with some
quality time naked with Chuck, talking about chimeras and having my insides
pummeled.

In this way roughly four months pass on floor 31 where my levels don't
change much but my general knowledge and combat abilities further
solidify. Sadly the good times never last long and Fourdom comes to collect
me, apparently the Irregulars have decided that I'm good enough to go on a
probation mission to further test my skills somewhere a little more
chaotic. Lidan was right, becoming a member is very convoluted and time
consuming, thankfully due to floor 31 having 128 time dilation, the four
months inside the alchemy lab is equivalent to a single day outside.

While I did have fun with Chuck, I have missed Lidan and our hot demonic
sexy times. It will be good to see him again and have him 'stress test' my
newly condensed, streamlined body, my blood minions weren't the only ones
to improve themselves, though I suppose the probationary mission will also
help to field test the new and improved body.

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Authors Note: This chapter got a lot more sexual than I had originally
planned. *sigh, teenagers. Also I'm really bad at timely updates, I just
kept putting off finalising this chapter until months went by. Maybe I'm in
a dungeon of procrastination.

Next chapter: Probation – Lucius gets to go on his very first mission as
a probationary member of the Irregulars.

New characters
Tyrone – Mecha Master
Damien – drug kingpin
Chuck – chimera Kingpin