Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:49:34 -0700 (PDT) From: Drake Carthage Subject: I WAS GAY WITH MYSELF pt. 1 (feel free to comment at any point) If you are not of the legal age, 18/21+ or this kind of thing is illegal in your area/province/state/town/county/country, or you don't like this stuff, than return to whatever site you came from before this... (Yeah right) Also, Do not copy/paste/steal etc. any part of this story because copyright laws will get you like a hunter during deer season. And, This story is a work of pure and totally unedited fiction, remember that Hey everyone. My name is Blake Sanders. I am 32, I live alone. Tall, well muscled, kind of pale, I don't tan, very handsome in everyone's perspective. My hair is blackish brown parted down the middle with gel. I am also bi and currently about to breakup with my boyfriend. It is such a pain in the ass, after a month or two, they always get on my nerves with all there whining about me and my body. They don't like the fact that I am VERY hairy. I don't mean the small amount of blond hair that most guys have, I mean I have a real shag rug covering my body, figuratively speaking of course. Anyway, we get as far as the first fuck and the day after they start pissing and moaning that it scrapes their back a lot during sex. No doubt, but they do not need to whine about it. This is the story of how things got weird one Saturday night. I had just woken up on a Friday morning realizing that once a year celebration, My Birthday!!! Anyway, I had just woken up really early and looked at the clock and it said four in the morning, the same time I wake up every morning. We get the day off on our birthday because my boss is the coolest (even pretty good in bed). I tried to go back to sleep, but I just couldn't so I decided to go watch TV and have breakfast. I live in a small two room apartment. The rent isn't too bad and it is decent sized too. I went to the kitchen to get some cereal (cheap bagged kind that tastes way better than all of the boxed stuff) from the cabinet. After pouring milk into it, I went to the living room and turned on the TV. What was on was a stupid documentary about the underwater realm of the continental shelf or something. Getting immediately bored, I change it to something more suitable for my personality... ESPN. The were showing a news clip about a guy who spontaneously combusted on a golf course in Michigan so I watched a little more then it changed to a international weight lifting competition. I was immediately interested and sat up to catch all of the action. These guys were huge. Some of them looked like they easily could put a hole in a car door if they tried. Needless to say, I sprung an immediate boner. I finished my cereal and put it in the sink for later washing. Being very horny, I walk down the hall to my bedroom where my stash of porn is. I bring out one of my particular favorites and pop it into the VCR. I had to rewind it to the beginning to get the best stuff, but it was worth it. While it was rewinding, I was reaching down into my boxers (I sleep in boxers and a shirt) and was rubbing my ten inch wood. I pressed play just as the ads got done; I have awesome timing like that, so I was ready. I lay down on the couch and went into the drawer in the coffee table to grab some petroleum jelly and was lubed up quickly as the characters in the movie were making small talk. I prefer really muscular and hairy porn so that is what I was watching. Soon after the two guys were talking, they started feeling each other up and started pulling off shirts and making out. Underneath one of the guys' shirts was a lot of thick black hair and nice toned muscle that was already starting to glisten with sweat. The other guy was built smaller and leaner, but still had an impressive amount of hair and muscle. They were soon in each others pants and pulling out some nice fat rods. They were still making out and feeling each other up all through out this. They separated long enough to take off pants and lick nipples and rods, before they were back on the ground kissing. They sat up and the smaller guy was kneeling in front of the other guy (we will call him bear) and started licking the slightly uncovered head of bears uncut eight inch cock and balls And then taking it all into his mouth making bear groan and moan and say, "god take it all". They continue in this position for about three minutes before the smaller guy lies down on his back and lifts his legs and ass into the air. Bear comes up to his ass and starts eating it out. Again they continue this position for a few minutes and bear comes and slowly sticks the head of his cock into the guy's ass moaning and cussing all the way in. the smaller guy was taking that rod like it was like eating after being starved for a month. Bear starts off slowly, ramming in only once every two or so seconds, then he started getting faster and faster all the time jerking the smaller guy. The smaller guy came first and I guess the anal compression caused bear to pull out and spew all over the smaller guy's stomach along with the smaller guys cum, which was being rubbed in the whole time. At the same bear came, I was spewing all over myself as well. Since this was the first jerk I had in close to four days, I came a lot and had to nearly clean out a box of cleanex to get clean. And that wasn't even full blast. It takes a good three times to get it all out. Right as I got done, told you I had good timing, the phone rang, and it was my boyfriend. He just called to tell me happy birthday and that he would come by later to celebrate... hint hint nudge nudge. I decided not to tell him that I was breaking up with him till tomorrow, after my celebration. The rest of the day went by with a definite drag. I played on my computer a little, went to nifty and a few other sites, and took a nap. Around eight, the doorbell rang and my boyfriend walked in before I answered. He came in with a few bags with tissue paper in them, but he said, "No presents till after your celebration" As I was reaching for them. And with that he walked over to me and we made out passionately while making our way to bed. We started off taking off clothes and feeling each other up. When we were fully naked, he started to work his way down kissing and licking all the way to my steel hard furry rod. He started licking and sucking my head and balls while retracting the foreskin all the way down. He then took me all the way in and I started moaning and wriggling. We then parted and he went onto all fours and I ate out his ass, not something I usually do, but I was really horny. When I felt he was sufficiently eaten, I reached over to my dresser and pulled off some petroleum jelly and smeared it into his ass and my cock making him say, "yeah baby, rub my ass". I then went up to him and slowly inserted. When I reached the end, I pulled out and re-inserted and started the long process of cumming. God that ass was tight! After I really started pushing in, I lay down and started jerking my B.F off around the waist. He was decently sized a good eight inches. I was the one came first, but I did not pull out and finish, I came all up his hot tight ass. I guess it was the feeling of cum filling his ass, because he then started shooting and we then collapsed in a spent heap. I woke up to the smell of bacon and pancakes cooking and realized that I was still in bed, naked and my B.F was making breakfast damn was I hungry. I walked slowly down the hallway and peered around the corner to see him standing there with nothing but one of those cheesy "kiss the cook" aprons (he did not want to suffer any permanent damage) which is exactly what I did. TO BE CONTINUED...