Date: Fri, 7 Jul 2023 06:51:52 -0500 From: Ken Hooker Subject: MAU Red MAU: R.E.D. Retired Erotic Deviants Synopsis: An older coupled that experienced naughty times in their youth, now retired, but still pretty sexually active discover the MAU and have it change their lives. Gladly stealing (and adding to) the fun Elrod universe. khookerman@gmail.com ********************************************************************** MAU: R.E.D. Retired Erotic Deviants Janet and I have been married for some time, both of us enjoyed a fairly open and active life when we met in our 20's. She cuckoled me, cross-dressed me, let me dominate her, or be her little boy toy, for many years. It was a great sexual adventure, but with all things, age begins to slow you down, so now in our early 60's, we have begun to slow down. I may still be hairless and occasionally cross-dress to be her little maid or sex toy, she may be my little prostitute pick up that I get to tie up and fuck for my own pleasure, but it is no longer an everyday, let alone a multiple time of day thing for us. While I still think she looks hot, she realistically has gotten heavier, her face is lined, her breasts and ass are not as firm as they used to be and her once dark hair now has more grey than dark. My body is now no longer lithe and potentially easily made feminine as I am well over 200 pounds, grey haired where I actually have hair, and my still smaller than average manhood rarely ever gains rigidity without some chemical enhancement. My face is lined with age like hers, my hands are now starting to show some arthritic traits, and my vision and hearing is half as good as it used to be, so I now must wear glasses and hearing aids just for everyday activities. As I said, we are in our early 60's and had just retired at the beginning of the year. All our bills were paid, the house we used to live in sold, paid off and the remaining money used to purchase a clear title on a much smaller single-story unit in upper Texas. It was maybe early summer of that year when our life changed. We had decided to take a weeklong vacation down in Pensacola Florida, so used our time share to trade for a nice hotel we had picked out there and droveto Long Term Parking at the local airport before flying out to Pensacola. We got into Pensacola about 4pm on Friday, signed into the hotel, got our suits, beach gear, and hit the beach at the hotel. As typical older people do, we lounged, watching the younger people frolic, flirt and play in the surf. We kept mostly under our beach umbrella, used plenty of sunscreen, drank water instead of alcohol, (well mostly water!) until we finally decided to go play in the surf ourselves around 6pm when the beach had quieted down some. We were out in the water, lazily jumping over waves, floating out a bit past the shallow surf zone in the clear, warm water. At one point I decided to stand and stepped right onto an angular corner of what I thought was a rock until I stuck my head underwater and saw a silvery glint like from some aluminum attaché case mostly buried in the sand. Diving down I examined what appeared to be an attaché case, so moved the sand until I was able to free the large unseamed box and lift it up for Janet to see. It was not a natural thing since it had squared corners and totally smooth sides with no apparent seams. I was able to lift it easily for all its size and carry it back to our chairs and umbrellas after swishing the extra sand off of it in the surf. At first I thought maybe it was someone's remains or a lost suitcase, but with no identifying marks like so many cremation boxes I had seen beyond some strange swirling font, no seams on it or handle, I knew it was not that so felt no qualms about taking it up to our hotel room after we packed up. Once back inside the room, I put it onto the coffee table while we cleaned up, put away the beach gear and made dinner. While watching TV at a commercial, Janet started to look at it and noted that on the bottom was some kind of writing or something on the bottom. I joked that it looked like Klingon and said. "Hlol Tiji Uoop" to which Janet just giggled about forgetting to say `Scottie' and brushed away some stuck-on sand over the letters. "What do you think it is honey?" she asked. "I don't know, I've never seen anything like it and since it doesn't look welded, or have any seams, feels to light to be solid so must be hollow, maybe it's an alien device?" Janet looked at me before laughing and said, "Or it's just foreign, like from China or India or something? Alien. You are such a nerd! That may be why I love you so much!" She started to trace the symbols with her finger like she was writing them down and the box shook, making her knock it from the coffee table in fright. The box began to grow! There is no other way to describe what was happening as it flipped over with the writing on top and gained in height and width until it was about a yard or so square but about 7 feet tall. We both stood staring, unable to move in fright as it grew to resemble a large old-fashioned phone booth, but with solid sides, instead of glass ones! You know how 'curiosity kills the cat'? Well after a few minutes of us staring at it like it would explode or something, I stepped forward and started to look at it from all sides and when I got to the far side, I saw what appeared to be an outline of a door with a slightly glowing purple knob, a large flat, black colored panel and a round reddish panel that had a handprint in it, kind of like that one from that Arnold movie on Mars! "See! Aliens! Just like in Total Recall! So maybe not such a paranoid nerd after all!?" Janet walked up to it, holding her hand over that other 'handprint' and said, "You may be right, that does look like a hand...I wonder what they look like, what they called themselves?" She seemed mesmerized by the crystal looking knob and plate, and when her hand suddenly dropped onto the 'handprint', the black panel started to softly glow almost like a computer monitor starting to boot up. This made Janet flinch back as a scrolling display in some strange lettering similar to what was ont eh outside of the smaller box, flowed across the screen. "That's some sort of start up message for sure , I bet you! I wonder how it works. Like a touch screen or...Oh Wow, look at that!" I exclaimed as I set my hand onto the red crystal while touching the screen. The screen came to life and almost in awe, I said, "It's my WoW account! That's my druid character Sinalissa! How did it load up my wow account Janet!?" That is when the screen changed to Janet! Not as she looked now at 62 years old, but as she looked when we were dating! Young, fit, small breasted, sexy, and naked! Janet looked over my shoulder and called me a pervert before realizing it was her! Then she wanted to know why it showed her on screen from 35 years ago. "I think I know why, watch this! I am gonna think about me when I was young and your little sissy maid that one weekend." We both gasped in astonishment as the picture then transformed to me in a light pink French Maid outfit, gartered stockings in white, wearing pink heels! "Holy Crap, just think it and "BOOM!", you got a picture on screen. Let me try something else!" I thought back to Janet when she first appeared and then gave her, her current 'D' cup breasts, pouty full lips, long hair back in a ponytail wearing a 'Slave Leia' costume. "Well, what do you know, it worked! Now what do you think of that!? Pretty hot babe if I do say so myself honey!" Janet looked at me like some nasty bug before saying, "Slave Leia? Really? What are you, an adolescent with a hard on!? Let me see that thing!" Janet moved in front of me, pushing me away with her hip and placed her hand in the paw print. The screen went all hazy and then had Thor from the 'Love and Thunder' movie while naked at the Gods meeting...except it was my face from when we started dating, and the cock on him was HUGE! I mean like horse sized as it hung down to almost his knee! "OK. Who is the perv now? At least yours was not some HS Girl crush like Davey Jones with a massive cock on him!" I started laughing as the screen morphed into little 5-foot,5-inch Davey Jones with a horse cock hanging down between his legs! We took turns imaging each other as movie stars with our faces, or enhanced attributes until it was my turn and I started with Janet as her 20 something body, but again with longer dark hair, the larger breasts, slightly more 'bikini babe' build than I originally intended, with those same full pouty lips, hair a bit darker brown with red highlights, and this time I put a tramp stamp on the lower back, pierced bellybutton, nipples, tongue and side of the nose. She screamed sexy, wanton centerfold material and I felt myself getting hard! My hand slipped from the 'red paw' plate and brushed the purple crystal knob as Janet came up and looked over my shoulder, whispering 'HOT!' before noting that the 'door outline' vanished and left an open portal to the inside of the box and making her gasp in startlement. "Hunh! Look at that, the purple thing opens a door...totally spaced it even being there! I wonder what's inside?" I said as I stepped into it to see. "Oh, shit Kevin, Don't go ..." The door closed as I said back to her, "It's OK, nothing bad happened yet and there is a yellow glow inside with another crystal!" "Don't touch anything, we need to get you out!" Janet called me. Too late, I heard what she said, touching the crystal on the wall in front of me, I saw and then felt the light go from a yellow color to a red and could almost detect a line pass from my head to my toes as it descended over me in a tingling wave. Then things got dark for a second and the portal opened, and I was able to step out and see Janet staring at me in horror as she almost screamed, "What did you do to my Kevin!?" "What are you talking about Janet? I AM Kevin!" Janet took me by the hand and led me to the bathroom where I saw I was now the buxom babe version of her I had on screen and almost fainted except for her catching me and holding me up. "Can we change you back baby or do I live out the rest of my life as a lesbian with a lover half my age!?" "Well, I look like what was on screen so let's go back and try to change me back. Cross your fingers!" We went back and Janet pulled up her memory of me, but I noted I was a bit more fit looking than normal, and my penis was maybe 5-6 inches soft compared to the 2-3 inches as normal. She slapped her hand to the purple crystal and when the door vanished, she pushed me in. I pushed the little crystal on the wall and found the same light thing happen, then a moment of darkness and the door opened again with me walking out in my, almost, normal self. Janet jumped up, clapped her hands in glee, then hugged me fiercely to her, kissing me many times. I felt myself getting hard and then she moaned, ground into me, and then stepped back and said, "Hold that thought handsome!" She pressed her hand into the red paw print, brought up the same image I was just a few minutes ago, triggered the door, stepped in and then back out after the change. She was also now naked, but pressed into me, kissing, clutching at me as my cock grew to an impressive 8-9 inches. I felt her start to stroke it softly as she kissed me, using plenty of tongue, moaning into my mouth. I cupped her ass, marveling at how firm and perfect it felt in my hands, lifting her leg up, so that my now turgid erection slipped between her legs. I reached up to cup her breasts, lightly pinching her nipples, making her moan once again. She dropped to a crouch in front of me while whispering how big my cock was and that she missed a big cock inside her. Her lips opened so her tongue could tease the head of my cock before sealing her lips about it, using her tongue to lick the frenum and eye. Her left hand cupped my balls while her right stroked up and down the shaft, taking the spittle from her lips down the length. The attention of her luscious mouth on my glans made me grunt in satisfaction until she stopped, stood up and led me back to the bed by my cock in her hand. Janet got on all fours at the edge of the bed, wiggled her hips at me while looking over her shoulder and whispered. "Fuck me stud. Stuff me with that big cock...Fuck me hard baby!" I could not resist that sexy ass as it wiggled in front of me, so stepped forward and pushed my cock into her, going in about halfway before stopping to let her get used to it. She suddenly pushed back hard taking me all the way in, with a groaning whimper of pleasure before turning back to me and saying strongly, "I said FUCK ME! NOT make Love to me, not tease me...Fuck me, bitch! I want to feel well ridden after this like I just got fucked by the stud you appear to be! So just Fuck me now!" Taking the hint, I grabbed her hips and started to push in and out, hard, so that my hips striking her round ass cheeks made that sexy 'fapping' sound when fucking really hard. In a matter of minutes, Janet cried out that she was coming, dropping her face into the covers to muffle her cries. I felt her orgasm ripple through her body as wet streams from her pussy gushed out around my cock and balls. The orgasm made her collapse onto the bed, so she was prone on her stomach, so I lifted her ass slightly and re-entered her in a reverse missionary. Planking over her, I stuffed her with my cock, pushing in hard and fast, withdrawing slowly all the way to the head, before stuffing it back in over and over, making her clutch at the blankets, moaning about my cock feeling so big and good until she cried out in another orgasm! Surprised I had not come already, I rolled her to her side, lifted her leg up onto my shoulder as I straddled her other leg and continued to pound my cock into her. I grinned like a man in total control of some slutty fuck toy as I heard her softly chanting 'yes, yes, yes' over and over until she looked up at me with wild eyes, gasping, and saying, "Oh, God, baby...you're making me come again!" Her orgasm was so strong she actually pushed my cock out of her as she squirted her juice all over. This triggered me and I straddled her chest in time to squirt my load over her breasts and face like she was that wanton whore I was thinking of earlier. When she took me into her mouth to suckle and clean my cock, I thought I would be 'one and done' like normal, but I engorged again in just a short while! Janet pushed me over onto my back so she could straddle me cowgirl style. Impaling herself on my once again hard cock, she rode me like a woman demented. Her pussy was squeezing my cock tight, all while feeling so velvety smooth. Reaching up to fondle her breasts reminded me of our younger sex play, so I started to spank her perfect rump or tweak her nipples roughly, only to have her moan in deeper passion, bouncing up and down harder and faster. Janet rode me like that for about ten minutes, then suddenly her eyes opened up wide as she looked down at me and she said, "Grab my hair and pull it baby! Fuck me and pull my hair!" She did not have to tell me twice, so with one hand spanking her, I used the other to grab her long dark reddish hair and pull it hard! That is the trigger for both of us and we both orgasm together crying out, then she bends down as I lift my face and we kiss each other madly. Janet is moaning and panting about it being forever since we had wild, unabandoned sex like that, I am moaning out my love to her, listening to the squishy, wet sounds as she grinds and slowly pumps back and forth on my slowly deflating cock. We both grin as she looks at me, arching an eyebrow, and I let her know I am ready for her to slide off. When she lifts off of my cock, I feel a puddle of come drip from her onto me and shiver as I realize my come is oozing out of her and that both of us will sleep in a wet spot as we cuddle together, grinning like idiots and kissing and hugging each other as we spoon and drift off to sleep. Startled awake for some reason I end up staring through the darkness to see the glowing light of the hotel parking lot shining through the curtains, illuminating her profile so sexily. The clock reads 2:28 in the morning! Janet's even more sexy than when we first met I think as I stare at her modified body from last night. I can feel her head nuzzled into my outstretched arm. I turn my head to the left and see her laying on her side away from me, still being the little spoon, hugging my arm as she softly breathes in long slow breaths. I stare at the back of her head for a second thinking how lucky I am to have her, then my eyes trail down the curve of her body covered with a soft blanket and bathed in a dim glow of the parking lot lights. I gently roll onto my left side so I can face her easily and begin to slowly uncover her naked skin. My gaze slowly drifts from her hair to her shoulders, down to her back, over to her sides and hips and then to that cute, firm butt. She suddenly stirs as her body starts to register the cool air that is now pebbling her naked skin. Pushing herself across the bed, her naked butt settles into my tumescent crotch, and she gives a naughty little wiggle as she feels my erection poking into her. I hadn't even realized I was hard until then. Closing my left arm, I half hug her close to my chest and she can feel my warmth radiate over her. A soft sigh escapes her lips. My hand slides up her lower body while she enjoys the comfort of my warmth and skin against hers. My hand slides onto her breast and I feel her nipple stiffen in my palm as I just hold her. Her head turns slowly downwards, and she starts planting little kisses on my arm that send a pleasant shiver all the way down my spine. From kisses to licking my inner elbow, she knows just exactly how to turn me on and in return my erection is now a full fledged woodie or epic proportions. Her right hand slowly comes over her hip and starts feeling between us. Quickly she finds what she is looking for as I feel her hand working its way all over my thick shaft. Then as she drags the head of my penis through her soft ass cheeks and quickly positions it at her wet pussy lips, before I can think to say a word, her leg raises a bit, I can feel her bend my dick towards her juicy wet slit. When the head of my cock bumps into her little entrance I can feel her wetness coating the tip and the heat radiating from her is almost painful. Slightly flexing my hips forward, I feel my cock splitting her lips with the tip. She holds my shaft steady waiting for me to continue and once I know, I'm inside, sliding into her all in one long forceful stroke, not stopping till I completely bottom out inside of her quivering sex, hearing her groan in fulfilled satisfaction. Her wetness allows this with ease, drawing out of me the most guttural sound I've made in a long, long time. With a smirk on my face and lust in my eyes I pull her as tight to me as possible and being a slow long stroke, making her almost purr in contented pleasure. My lips softly kiss and nibble at her neck and shoulders as she clasps my hand, pushing her butt back against my thrusting manhood. We move together in that long time, old-fashioned dance of love, two bodies become one, in a gentle, slow, loving passion that mounts, suspends, and then climbs higher once again, until some long minutes later, we both succumb to the passions building in each of us, reaching a simultaneous climax. We both sigh in contentment, kissing each other, murmuring terms of endearment until we both fall back asleep wrapped in each other's arms. Some hours later, we both awaken. The laisse a' faire attitude from wonderful lovemaking keeping us both languid until we see the clock and realize it is almost Nine o'clock in the morning and we only have an hour to get down and get breakfast before the restaurant in the hotel switches to lunches, so we quickly shower and dress in clothes that are too loose on our now more slender, youthful, frames. We both order coffee and a large breakfast that we gobble down while watching Transformers. I comment how Megan Fox sure is one, like we normally do in our fun little banter about each other's 'list of 5' like in that series 'Friends' from the 90's I think...while expecting the usual banter about 'no talent hack' I watch with a grin as Janet's eyes open wide for a second and her mouth forms an "O" shape before she says conspiratorially to me, "So, you want to fuck that hot little slut and then maybe J'Lo, Rhianna, Priyanka Chopra, and Kristen Kruek baby? I think we can make that happen if you let me have sex with Chris Pine, Chris Pratt, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Tucker and Chris Evans!" "What is it with you and muscle-bound guys named Chris...OH Shit, that's a great idea baby!" Suddenly catching on that we actually now had a way to make our fantasies come true! We quickly pay the check and rush back to the hotel room, making out in the elevator like fresh faced teens. We entered the room, putting up the 'Do Not Disturb' sign and I became Chris Pine, while she is Megan Fox! We stare at each other for a few moments and then the heat and excitement builds until we rush to bed and start a marathon of sexual abasement. Two sex filled hours later, thinking I am exhausted, with come oozing out of Janet's-Megan's ass and pussy, I look at her and say, "Holy crap, that was amazing! I never knew you could bend that way, and that made that position put pressure on my cock like nothing ever did before! I guess Megan is quite fit and not just a pretty face like I thought she would be! Can we rest a bit before changing to J'Lo and Pratt?" "Honey, you know this is so hot, I want to change now so I can see that 'hot dad bod' from Guardians and Jurassic on display. I am sure you will love my ass as J'Lo...shit, I Love her ass, and I know you want it just like it is a drug, so let's change now and rest in these 'fresh' bodies!" We made the change, and it is like we had a full day of rest! We are both excited immediately and start another marathon of sexual satisfaction so that hours later, we are right back where we were at the end of round one! The feeling of bliss coursing through my body is like nothing experienced since our early days of dating when we made a day of flirting, teasing and sexual release. Breaking for a now late lunch as ourselves once again, we then proceed to do the same routine as Rhianna/Hemsworth, then Priyanka/Tucker, before getting a late dinner and finishing the night off as Kristen and Evans. It is about 11 at night when we finally collapse in bed, too tired and drawn out to even think about changing back as ourselves before falling into a deep sleep. We again wake up late. It's about 8am when we wake and realize we need to shower away all the sex residue from yesterday and open a window as it absolutely reeks of sex in the hotel room! We jump into the shower with me still sporting the Captain America look and Janet still sporting that tiny Kristen Kruek hotness and end up fucking in the shower with me pressing her up against the wall and banging her from behind before pulling out and squirting my spunk all over her small round ass. Once finished, we complete the shower, dry off, change into our younger selves, dress quickly and just make it down to the restaurant for breakfast which is again devoured in no time. While finally relaxing over a second cup of coffee, Janet looks up at me with a grin and says, "So, ummm, baby. I have an idea I think you'll like. You know how for a few years you were my little sissy maid while I slept with that big cocked black dude...Marcus? You said you always liked crossdressing and being my maid as you said it made you feel so sexy as a passable girl? Well, what if we repeat yesterday's antics except this time I get to be the guy and you be the girl!? It could be fun for both of us to experience the other side of the fence, you get to be a sexy babe like you always dreamed about and I get to be the strong man like I dream about sometimes! Please say Ok?" "Well, you know I can't say no to you, so what the heck, I can be the ladies and you can be the Chris's for the day! Let's go ahead and pay the check and get this day started!" So today was pretty much a repeat of yesterday with us getting upstairs and us programming the machine to change us into the stars from yesterday but with the roles reversed. I had a sudden thought as I pulled up the image of Kristen Kruek on screen, worried about how my male brain might take suddenly being female and not dealing with it well or knowing how to put on a bra, do makeup etc. so tried to think about the machine altering our mind a bit to allow it to be comfortable as the opposite sex. After stepping into the machine and coming out, I realized that the mind alteration also worked as I felt sexy and confidant as a woman, I 'knew' how-to put-on lingerie, do my makeup like an expert and was definitely OK with being a woman getting fucked by a sexy guy as I felt myself moistening between my legs thinking about Janet as Chris Tucker or Pine, etc. and that big cock pushing into me! Crap, did the machine make me a slut too!? When Janet came out looking like Chris Evans and I did a once over that 'lingered' at his long cock, making me unconsciously lick my lips as I felt drips of wetness slipping down my thighs, I knew I would have no issue being the woman as I slinked forward...OK undulated in as sexy a manner as I had ever seen a woman do, right up to Janet, pressing myself against her as I wrapped my arms over her thick muscular neck to pull her down for a passion searing kiss. Just before she wrapped me tightly in her arms, I felt that cock throb between my thighs as it engorged and lengthened so that I was actually riding it, as we stood embraced, with Janet pushing it between my thighs and past the folds of my labia so that it got soaked in my juices as we humped against one another. It was not long after that, that I was lifted up in Janet's now strong arms and impaled on that big strong manhood she now possessed. As it pushed into me, I heard myself gasping out how big it was, how good being penetrated by her cock felt. It was only minutes of being fucked by Janet as she lifted and dropped me onto that big hard manliness, showcasing her newfound strength until I felt my body begin to get warm, flushed with excitement, shivering, spasming uncontrollably, as wave after wave coursed through my body and I felt my pussy clench on that cock invading me like my body was Normandy on D-Day! I gushed my climax over that cock as I cried out, biting on her shoulder to keep from screaming as it continued to pound into me rhythmically, making that loud, wet, fucking, noise as I lost all control and simply rode the wave until it bottomed out and pulled me back to almost normal. Janet was still slowly moving in and out of me as she grinned at me with a twinkle in her eye before saying, "Welcome to your first orgasm as a woman baby! I hope mine as a man is half as wonderful to see! But first let's see if we can get you even more amped up shall we?" "Oh, shit! You mean there's more!? How do you stand that over and over? That was almost an out of body experience!" "That's just a normal woman's full body orgasm, baby. When you're getting fucked by a big cock that you love, and it is hitting all the right spots, you might actually pass out from the orgasm. I can't wait to give you that, but I also can't wait to see why you were always such a horn dog as you're orgasm as a man must be amazing!" With that said, Janet laid me onto the bed so my legs could open wide, while my arms stayed wrapped over her shoulders, keeping her muscular chest pressed close so that my breasts were actually being rubbed and stimulated by her chest against mine. Now as Janet continued to pump into me, I noted a more subtle switch to the feeling of fullness I got as that cock pushed into me. I soon heard her hips slapping against me, her weighty balls bouncing off of my sphincter when she bottomed out inside me. I felt my legs raise, as if on their own volition, to once again encircle Janet's hips as I could again hear myself crying out and moaning about how good her cock felt inside me. The noises I was making made me sound like such a slutty porn queen, that I almost envied them this feeling I was now experiencing. When Janet pulled out of me and ordered me to get on all fours, I did not hesitate. The feel of her hands on my hips as she used them to guide that fat cock back inside me almost made me swoon in mindless pleasure. Feeling this good, I wondered, how could Janet not want sex constantly? Janet worked me like a master musician playing a complicated overture. She knew exactly what it would take to make me come and was holding me right on the edge for quite some time. Spanking me, pulling my hair and even stuffing her thumb into my backside making me collapse my arms so I was face down into a pillow while my ass was up and being alternately stuffed and emptied in a rhythmic manner that had me begging for her to shoot her load into my hot pussy! When she pulled out of me, I started to lift my head thinking about spinning about to nurse on that cock like she had done in the past, but her hands on my hips held me in place and I felt that massive tube steak penetrate my sphincter making me yelp out in surprise and then groan in further passion. Ten minutes later, I realized we had been fucking for some time, with me already orgasming and Janet was still pumping into me like a mad fiend wanting release, so I aggressively started to push back and try to grip her manhood with my creaming hole, reaching up with my hand to feel it pushing in and out while stimulating my clit. Janet's motions began to shift from strong rhythm to a shuddering, sharp jab and I knew she was about to come! Suddenly, she grabbed my hips in her strong grip, stabbed into me very hard and cried out in gasping, ragged breathes as I felt her cock heat up, expand and then twitch stream after stream of her spunk into my overheated pussy making me cry out that I was coming too in a shuddering climax that had my pussy squirting out over her cock and thighs as I collapsed onto the bed in an eyerolling orgasm that had me seeing stars and bits of blackness swirling before me as I tried like Janet to catch my breath from the most intense orgasm I had ever had! After a few moments, Janet's softening cock slipped out of me and she lay down on her back next to me, still panting about never having come so hard in her life! That orgasm felt like her whole life flashed before her as she released her seed into me in what was for her a more centralized, soul wrenching, orgasm. Then she wondered if that was what it was like for men all the time, and just giggled as that explained why I wanted sex all the time as that was so very much more intense for her than even the best orgasm she ever had as a woman! It was now my turn to grin at her and say, "But wait baby, there is more!" When I flipped around so I could start to suck her cock clean of what I suddenly felt was an ambrosia flavored lollipop, I felt Janet twitch in my mouth, heard her moan as my tongue tickled the underside of her cockhead, small dollops of semen oozed out onto my tongue, shining my lips, igniting a fire or hunger I had never known. Suddenly I was throating that semihard cock, playing with her balls with one hand, feeling it harden once again! My other hand slipped between my legs to finger myself, insuring I was wet. I lifted my mouth off that glorious fuck stick reluctantly, until I was able to spin back around facing Janet as I lifted a leg over her, so I was straddling her hips and with a grin at her, guided that now rampant pole of hers back inside my needy love hole. Bouncing up and down on it, grinding against it, with her cupping my breasts as I reached back to fondle those big sexy balls as I slid back and forth, making happy little mewling noises. The look of happy contentment on her face brought a smile to my own. We coupled for almost another hour in various positions, with me having another pair of orgasms, until Janet pulls out of me, sits me up so she can pump that cock between my tits, into my mouth. In just a few more minutes, she stiffens, cries out that she is coming, and I feel her cock throb between my melons. Not quite fast enough, that first spurt of her jism shoots across my face and over my large breasts, before I am able to catch the head, sealing my lips over it, and suck that ambrosia dry as my tongue once again moves skillfully across the bottom of her cockheads frenum, coaxing out that last final drop of sperm into my mouth and belly! Satisfied, we both curl up in bed for a short nap, before switching to the next couple and doing it all again! Then comes lunch where I change into that same sexy copy of her, and her into the younger more fit version me. As Janet steps out of the machine, I note that same scrolling test go across the screen and with a frown, I vow to check it out further after lunch. Lunch seems to go by in a blur with my thoughts drifting between my fascination with the scrolling text on the machines screen and what it means vs. my growing wetness as I am recalling the last two sessions even more erotically than all the others from yesterday. The whole body feeling of a woman's orgasm compared to the intense singular focus of a man's orgasm is driving me to distraction, and suddenly I pop back to the here and now as Janet is asking if I am ready to return to the room to continue the adventure! I can't believe I was zoning out thinking about sex as a girl like I would have as a 15-year-old boy! Once again on the elevator up to our room, I am pressed against Janet, dry humping her as we kiss passionately with plenty of tongue. Just as the elevator dings it is on our floor, Janet pushes me back slightly with a grin and says, "Honey, you used to dream of being a girl when you cross-dressed and the few times my boyfriend fucked you like that, you screamed like a bitch in heat! I am thinking you are a true cock slut hidden inside a man's body and this machine has allowed the real you to come out!" "Heh. I had the machine slightly alter my thinking as I was worried about being a girl, and not being able to dress, do makeup, or whatnot and it has me totally thinking like a horny teen getting cock for her first time and being insatiable about it...kind of making me nervous about it really, as when my hormones take over, all I can think about is your cock inside me! Damn, I feel like such a slut when I get that way! Now I understand why you were always so put out when I asked for you to dress all sexy or slutty. It put you straight into that mindset didn't it?" "It sure did! But now as a man, I can truly appreciate why you liked it so much. Now let's hurry back to the room as you have me so hard, from your teasing, I may have to fuck you like the horny slut you're acting like just so we can relax enough to make the change into the next couple and make love!" I just grinned and almost purred as she caressed first my face and then patted my ass to push me along. I know my ass had extra sway as we walked to the room with Janet behind me. Once in the room, with the door closed, she grabbed me, pulled me in for a hard kiss as her weight pushed me against the wall. The next thing I know, my shorts and panties are on the floor, my legs slightly spread as Janet's hard member is being pushed into my soaked pussy. My hands are against the wall to brace me from the ravaging of my pussy by her big cock, my ass thrusting back to meet her invasion! After a few minutes of carnal lust taking control, Janet pulls out, spins me about, lifts me up against the wall and re-enters me. Legs wrapping about her hips, arms clasp over her shoulders as my hands grasp at the back of her head, lips pressed together, tongues dancing, our groans mixing until I feel her tense, stab into me one final time. The feel of her jism squirting up inside of me makes the wave of my own orgasm crash down upon me like a wave on the ocean tossing me about like a leaf on the surf, heaving, panting and overwhelmed from the experience. Once calmed down, we grin at each other, kiss and express our love, before dropping the rest of our clothes and heading to the machine. When Janet changes to the next man on our list, I stop before making my own change, and under an epiphany, add into the program that I can now read and understand the language flashing across the screen. When I come out and see Janet in all her Chris Tucker naked glory, with that cock hanging down, I make a mental note that this time the cock looks even bigger, before realizing that I now know more about the machine than I ever did! We are just touching the surface of this things abilities and also that our 'free trial' is about to expire! Placing my hand on the red pawprint, I think about the 'trial' and the words that scroll across the screen mention that the trial will end in 24 more hours unless we pay 2400 Philosian. I use the screen to work that out to be about $100 American a month, tell Janet to get our credit card so we can press it up onto the screens upper right corner. I note a 'payment received' message and grin at Janet as I tell her excitedly that I just paid for us to now have the M.A.U. machines use for another month! "What is a 'Meow' machine baby?" she asked. "Emm, Ayy, Ewe, is a Morphic Adaptive Unit from Philosan and they send them out all over the universe to make money! This machine is amazing, and we can now make a fortune on it in retirement! Oh...my...your big black cock looks happy to see me!" I was able to get out between her crushing me in a hug and kissing me while I felt that thickening BBC rise between my legs. Needless to say, we fucked for hours once again, then switch to the next and finally the last couple of movie stars. Drained and exhausted since we did not stop for dinner, at the climax of the evening, pun intended, we fell into a deep satisfied sleep, curled up in each other's arms, grinning like love struck fools do after hours of amazing sexual satisfaction. Once we woke in the morning, we changed back to the younger versions of ourselves, with me thinking ahead and using the program to insure we were clear of any pregnancies, diseases, cancer, and even had perfect sight and hearing again! Then after showering and dressing, we grabbed breakfast, returned to the room to change into beach clothes and spend some time on the boardwalk, beach and maybe some shopping as all our older clothes did not fit us very well due to the younger, slimmer, fitter bodies we now sported. We spent the day sunning and playing in the water, we did get a little frisky while playing in the surf as she wrapped herself around me to make out. My cock got hard, and we had to sneak in a quickie by moving her one-piece suit to the side and mine down below my stiffie. The sex was good, but not as overwhelming for us as it had been all day yesterday, so once we were done at the beach, now slightly pinkish brown, we shopped and got us some better fitting clothes for our new physical appearance as opposed to the 60-year-old bod's we had prior to the machines changes. Dinner was a calm, almost casual affair with us holding hands, chatting, and just enjoying each other's company like good longtime friends and spouses seem to do. Once we went back to the room, we watched some TV, read, climbed into bed to cuddle and ended up making long slow love in a nice tender manner before falling asleep once again in each other's arms for a refreshing night's sleep. It was the morning when things really got warped for us, because after showering and breakfast, Janet looked at me as we rode up the elevator to the room when she turned to me and said pointedly, "Look at us Kevin, yesterday we were acting like horny teens trying to grope any chance we could, sneak sex in anywhere we could and yesterday and today we are acting like an old married couple once again...the only thing I see different from yesterday to today is I am in a female body to your male, vs. the other day when we were in opposite bodies! I want us to switch today again so you are the girl, and I am the man to see if I am right and it is not just the novelty that wore off! What do you think?" "Baby, I am for anything that makes you feel good, and if it means banging sex all the time that is only a plus in my mind!" So once inside, we pulled up Janet's banging body into which I changed into it, and then She changed into my mine. As Janet stepped out I noted that she was an almost caramel color all over her skin while the, OMG HUGE! cock she now sported was almost a dark brown like a black mans! I could not help my pavlovian response as I looked at it, licking my lips, before saying in a strong concerned voice, "Umm, you may be overcompensating with that monster. What is it 10 - 12 inches and beer bottle thick? That thing will never fit inside me, and you know it! You are a man for all of a day and already have to have the biggest dick? Sheesh!" "You know you'll like it baby girl, and I promise it will fit. If it doesn't, we can always pop you into the machine and make it, so it does anyways! Now stop staring at it like a starved homeless checking out a Big Mac and come blow me! We both know you want it, so just come on over and bow down to your new pleasure machine. I made a few other changes in your old body so not only are you younger looking, more fit, better endowed, and half black, this body can fuck for hours or seconds depending on my will...just like I think you are going to want based on you not being able to take your eyes off my cock!" Janet was right! The size of that one eyed trouser snake reminded me of her old black lover, and then mine as I was used as the little fluffer sissy maid so many years ago. I was already wet as I watched it grow. Drawn to it like I was in a trance, I stepped forward and knelt before her, taking that big black cock into my hands, stroking it as I 'ohhed and awwed' at it, rubbing it across my face, licking it slowly from base to tip while looking up into her eyes. When I reached the top of that glorious monster cock, I hesitated only a second before plunging down about a quarter of the way down its length, back up then a little farther down. Pulling up I had to spit on it, using my hands to stroke the spittle down the length of the shaft, I again started to bob up and down on it. Once I had it fully deepthroated, with my nose buried in her pubic hair, I held it there for several seconds, making a swallowing motion with my throat. It tasted just like the others from yesterday. An Ambrosia to my tongue and nostrils that suddenly made me realize I would forever more be her cocksucking little slut just so I could have this taste again and again! I swallowed that massive anaconda for about 10 minutes when Janet finally pulled me off, picked me up and literally tossed my small body onto the bed so I bounced a couple of times on my back before she settled on top of me, between my legs. The feel of her cock poking at my drenched pussy, made me hunch against it to help guide it inside of me. When she grinned down at me, teasing me by pushing it in, just past the head, then withdrawing and replacing it again with just the head inside me, I got frantic and reached between my spread legs and grasped it to push it inside me! I needed that big black cock inside me so bad I was almost crying in frustration! Then as she let it slip into me, I moaned loudly in pleasure until about 2/3rd of it was inside me! "Oh, God, it's to big! I am so full of cock right now! Shit, Janet, I can't take it all! I am so stretched out from your big black cock! Oh god, it feels so good though!" "Call me Kevin from now on Janet and you can take it! I know you can!" I felt her pushing it slowly further and further inside me so I could get used to it. My legs spread wide open, so they were touching the bed to either side of us, when I felt her bottom out. I was panting in sexual ecstasy as I got used to the fullness and Janet just waited patiently, flexing that monster, and making me moan until she felt I was used to it. That is when she started to fuck me in and out, slowly at first, then building up speed and force until we were rutting like animals! I was crying out little moans, yips and groans, clawing at her back in an impassioned attempt to release the overwhelming emotions flooding my body as suddenly I was crying out in orgasm, floating on a wave of ocean plunging first up onto the shore and back into the ocean so it could course back upon the shore in greater and greater waves. I felt my pussy gripping her shaft as my orgasm squirted out past her big cock that was stuffed inside me, drenching the bed sheets! I looked up at Janet with tears in my eyes and said, "Oh God, Janet, I love you so much, that was, is incredible! I can't believe I just came like that! Oh, Oh, Oh god! Baby...you're gonna ...make...mee....come! Oh yes! JANET!" I could not help myself, that Big Black Cock had me feeling stuffed, well fucked and in the middle of multiple orgasms as wave after wave after wave had my body shuddering, spasming and shaking uncontrollably as I suddenly felt her spasm in orgasm, groaning out her own name. When I looked at her funny, she told me again how I was to be called Janet and she was to be called Kevin as that was what we looked like. With a huge smile and tears of happiness running down my cheeks, I just kissed her...err him, over and over until I felt that love missile slipping out of me, making a wet cream pie as both our mixed fluids oozed out of me. As Kevin lay on his back, I curled up about him, head on his chest, softly stroking that beautiful cock. I lost track of how many times we fucked, made love, or orally satisfied the other through the night, but it was near dawn when we stopped due to needing sleep and we did not wake up till after 10am in the morning! While showering in preparation for grabbing some food, Kevin got excited soaping up my breasts, and the next thing I know, I am backed against the shower wall while he is plunging that meat popsicle in and out of my stretched-out pussy, my legs wrapped around his waist, my arms wrapped over his back, holding on and squealing as he bites and sucks on my neck. I come twice before he seeded me once again, making me have to clean out my pussy once again from all his ejaculate before moving on to dress for lunch. While doing my make up, I see the huge hickey he has left on my neck and give him some 'side eye' while snugging up a pair of short shorts that are too big for me, while my tops are loose around my body, but definately tight on the chest! "Baby, after we eat, I need better clothes if I am staying like this for the rest of the week! And most certainly, a better bathing suit as your old one piece is shot and does not fit! We are shopping after we eat!" Kevin just looked at me, shook his head and gave me a grinning once over as if to say, I looked fine. We held hands as we walked to the elevator, and when I went in before him, I heard him whisper, "Damn you walkin' good babe! I bet that fine ass in some tight shorts looks even more hot!" I couldn't help but grin, before turning to him and cupping his cock and balls and whispering back before kissing him, "This is what has me walking so hot baby! I feel so well fucked from last night, I bet I have a 'glowing morning after' bride look going on! I never felt so well fucked as a man as what I do now as a woman from what you did to me last night! I loved every minute of it, that's for sure baby!" "See this proves my point from yesterday, you need to stay as the girl while I stay as the guy for the rest of this holiday at least, and yeah, I feel a bit sore from all the action last night too!" she replied just as the doors 'dinged' to show we arrived at the lobby. We ate, went on the board walk to shop and Kev picked up a pair of board shorts and then got a couple of Ron Jon button shirts that showed off his muscular arms and chest nicely. Not to be outdone, I picked out a pink bikini that was Brazilian cut so only covered MAYBE half my butt checks, was scrunched at the crack to really show off my assets, with the top being a small triangle halter that showed of the girls by leaving maybe a bit more bottom and side boob exposed than might be decent but would create severe ocular titillation. The see through cover ups and little miniskirt coverup that was ruched along the sides, actually sat lower on my hips than the suit so when I tried on the black one with the bikini, I had almost a pink thong 'whale tail' effect I knew would make that big cock of Kevins twitch, I thought with an evil grin! I kept them on, took off the tags and paid for them while Kev just stared at my ass...which made me swing it ever so slowly just to taunt him. The piercings, tramp stamp and over the top bikini babe, bimbo look, all combined to bring out the little 'wanton' in me, so I made sure to tease Janet, err Kevin! Remembering that 'she' was now a 'he' and I needed to think of them as a 'he'...or really as me. Well certainly, a better more 'alpha' version of me, as I was now a younger, sexier, bimbo version of Janet. So by being called by her name, it made me actually feel like I was really the one in charge as I felt if I could control my own libido just enough, I could get Janet...err Kevin, to give me anything as long as he got laid. This could be a fun way to spend the rest of the vacation! I started making sure my breasts 'bumped' his arm when we walked occasionally with a little "oops, teehee" so he knew I was totally doing it on purpose. When we stopped to look in a window at a surfboard, I stood in front of him, took his arms and wrapped them about my belly so I could press my ass into his crotch and oh, so slowly, grind on him, then I 'dropped' my purse and 'had' to bend at the waist, shoving my ass even harder onto his now hardening manhood, and then standing with a giggle, and stepping away so that he stood for a second having to pull a shirt tail over his bulge made me feel so empowered! My taunting continued through the day until we got back to the hotel, and he practically drug me over to the bed and raped me! The sex went on for hours and I lost track of how many times I came but kept count of his 4 orgasms till he drifted off to sleep. The next morning was much more of the same, except when we got done eating dinner, where I had made sure to sit across from him so I could bend over to show the expanse of cleavage while we ate or rubbed my high-heeled foot along his inner leg, I think he knew the game I was playing so he had worn a pair of nice slacks with a fitted button shirt, left unbuttoned to show off the flat, muscular chest. While I was focused on teasing him, it started to affect me thinking about how I was teasing him and he would fuck me silly again tonight, and I got caught in my own trap thinking about that big black cock stuffing me so that by the end of dinner, my thong panty was soaked from my leaking, wet pussy. As we walked out, arm in arm, his hand dropped to my ass cheek, spanked it gently and then stayed there. It made me feel so wanted and sexy, I could not explain why it did not make me feel like some piece of meat, but instead it made me even more horny for his cock. On the drive home, I had placed my hand on his crotch, very gently massaging him to keep him hard, when his own hand dropped between my legs and started to finger my already wet hole, stimulating my clit more and more until I literally begged him to pull over and fuck me! The fact that he drove another 10 minutes before doing so, proved that my thinking I was going to rule with my hot hole, was proven wrong as he got out, came around the car that was parked in a secluded area with no traffic, pulled me towards the back of the car, bent me over it, lifted my skirt, ripped off my thong and proceeded to fuck me like some whore he picked up, pulling my hair, banging his cock into me mercilessly, spanking my ass hard, holding my arms so I could not move, making me come multiple times until with a grunt he pulled out, spraying his load over my exposed ass! When he spanked me once again, then wiped up his jizz with his hand to feed it to me, I was unable to help myself and greedily licked his fingers clean! I felt like such a cock slut! I LOVED IT! All I wanted at that point was to be taken to the hotel and to ride that magnificent cock till he seeded me. Once again, once we got to the Hotel, Kevin made sure I was satisfied in that department! He came twice in my pussy, once in my mouth and once again in my ass, making me come so many times, that the last one had me black out and not wake until morning! When I finally woke up, I thought it was still last night until I noticed the light shining through the curtains and then the clock saying it was 8:35 in the morning! I was still horny and as I looked down at Kevin, I noticed he had morning wood! I knew how much I loved a BJ in the morning so lifted the covers off his pulsing woody and began to lick it clean of our games last night. Once assured it was free of dried secretions and now thoroughly lubed, I began to bob up and down, relishing the musky manliness of my husband's cock. I heard him moan, so stopped to look, but he still appeared to be asleep, so continued to devour his manhood until I felt his hand come up and balance on the back of my head. Now that I was sure that he was awake, I slipped my leg over his head so he could eat me as I feasted on my 'breakfast sausage'. It crushed me that he was able to hold out longer than I was, and I came several minutes prior to him filling my mouth. The best was suckling on his cock like it was a milk giving teat, until it softened completely, and he pushed me off his cock with a gasping cry! Typical of our morning routine these last few days, while we showered together, he ended up fucking me from behind while playing with my breasts. We went down for breakfast and then came back up to pack as we had to check out today. After packing everything else up, I turned to the MAU and using the touch screen, made it shrink back down to the briefcase sized box we had found at first and popped it into our bags. I dressed in a white thong, some super tight designer jeans, a white cotton/spandex blend camisole with the bra built in and then some cute white cork wedge sandals that showed off my pink painted toes that matched my inch long fingernails. I did my make up in a subdued, light pink, 'day look' with some soft pink matte lipstick. Long dangly rhinestone earrings paired with the cowry shell choker completed the look. We checked out, took the rental car back to the airport and went through security to board our flight back to Texas. The TSA looked at us a little funny when comparing the license to our faces, and I grinned at him while inhaling to bring my semi exposed breasts to front and center, before saying, "We look so young and tanned now after staying in Florida, I bet that's why those old pics look slightly off! Everything OK officer?" Then I actually slipped a fingernail into my mouth to slightly suck as I looked him straight in the eye, all the while hearing a slightly whispered giggle from Kevin, till he responded somewhat throatily, "No, Ma'am. Everything is fine, you can pass on through with your husband." Kevin kept laughing at my boldly flustering that TSA Agent by thrusting my tits at him and sucking on my finger, but I just grinned back at him and shrugged as if to say, "Got us through the security with less than matching license pictures now didn't it?" and we both giggled happily and kissed hungrily once at the gate. While sitting at the gate to await the flight, I finally took notice of the fact that guys were constantly checking me out, and not even being sly about it! When I whispered it to Kevin, he just laughed at me and whispered back, "Welcome to the world of women, baby. Looking as sexy as you do, you will get used to it or go crazy. Guys can be so blatant, just staring at you like a piece of meat...but somehow I think you may like being treated that way after the other night in the car when I fucked you like some slutty whore and you were coming all over my cock begging for more!" "You're such a pig! But I love you and think you may be right...the rougher you treated me during sex, the more exciting it was for me. Like when you demanded I fuck you like that, that first night after finding the MAU. So, both of us like being fuck toys is what I am thinking!" "Oh, you may be right darling, but while I liked it, you reveled in it and your cries for more prove that point. You like being a woman, getting the 'eye candy' looks, being made love to, then being fucked like the little whore you are inside that deviant mind of yours. Your outfit today just seals my case. You are now my beautiful hoochie wife, you like it like this, and I KNOW I like you like this! We may just have to keep you as Janet from now on, as you seem to enjoy being the wife even more than I like being the man in this relationship!" I agreed so just ended up kissing him. The flight was long and boring, but I did get a kick out of the flight attendant flirting with Kevin until I made a point of asking if my husband were bothering her and if I could just get a coke. She blushed knowing she had been caught, but said that he was not, and that she was sorry for bothering us and handed us both a coke and some peanuts! Once we finally got home, got unpacked and I reset up the MAU in our spare bedroom, we ended up crashing hard. It was not until the next morning as we were eating breakfast, that both of us looked at each other and eyes wide said at the same time, "Oh, shit, we didn't think about all our friends seeing us looking so young! What do we do? Turn back to old fat people or tell them about the machine!?" "I say we stay the way we are and tell people we went to a health spa and that is why we look so fabulous! But which one should we say?" I said in a panicked voice. "Oh baby, just tell them about the machine, don't lie about it, then when they show disbelief, we can show them...and how much was the monthly fee? A $100 dollars right? We charge them $100 dollars per use or change! This could become the retirement income we are missing. Our friends can look and feel better, we get to not hide who or what we are now, and who knows, you might tire of being a sexy little bimbo for me and want to go back to looking like one of your top five hoochies!" Acquiescing, I agreed we could tell them and charge for the changes. In the shower, while Kevin was fucking me suggested that since there was already piercings in my belly, tongue, ears, nipples, and nose, what did I think about piercing my labia or gaining a Gene Simmons type tongue, or even making my light daytime makeup permanent? Then I teased him about having bluer eyes, a long Gene Simmons tongue of his own to truly lick me clean! That ended up being how we spent the next couple of weeks. Our friends came by to visit to find out how us 'old folk' had fared on vacation and after learning the truth, started to buy modifications like it was candy! I noted that almost every single one of them wanted to be younger, fitter, have bigger boobs, longer dicks, a full head of hair again, no hair on their body at all. Only a few of them wanted to have their IQ raised, Speak other languages fluently, be free of disease, etc. That felt strange to me since besides going for a 'hottie' look for both of us, we had improved our IQ, made sure we were disease and cancer free always, even tweaked our RNA so that we aged slower. The sexual libido enhancements were just considered bonus from the machine. It was maybe, two more weeks after that...shortly after I had renewed our $100 dollar a month subscription to the active MAU, that we had a knock on the door. Waiting at the door, were two gentlemen, one black and the other white, dressed in old style black suits. We made ourselves presentable, before opening the door to Mr. White (the black guy) and Mr. Black (the white guy) who upon their intro I actually could not help myself and giggled right in their faces as we shook hands. That's when Mr. White said, "I fucking hate that damn MiB movie, for making fun of us this way!" That's when he held out his wallet to show he represented the FBI and that it was official business. "Oh my Gosh, are you gonna 'flashy thingy' me after we're done!?" I giggled at him before saying, "Step on in officers and how can we help you?" Kevin grinned at me before saying, "Don't tease the G-Men honey, I don't think we want to end up in jail over a joke!" "It's OK ma'am, we get this all the time since that silly movie aired. We are from a special branch of the FBI working in conjunction with DARPA and we happen to know that you are in possession of some alien technology, is this true?" asked Mr. White. "Well....we can neither confirm, nor..." I started to say before being interrupted by Kevin, "What if we do? We found it and can claim salvage rights IF we actually had anything, and since you guys want it, it must be pretty important then right?" he finished. "We can neither confirm, nor deny it's importance to national security. So I would think that as good Americans, you would interested in assisting your Country to make it safe!?" Said Mr. Black, who then produced a couple of pictures of us walking into the hotel in Pensacola looking all of our 60 years old and then grinned as he followed up, "I think I am pretty safe in saying that you have something called a Morphic Adaptive Unit in your possession, or your appearance would not go from typical 60-year-old, overweight, retirees, to late 20 something hotties overnight? Surely you can see how anyone else having this tech in their hands could morph into, say, the President, and declare war on some other country or release war criminals, or start WWIII?" In shock both Kevin and I stared at him in disbelief as recognition of what he just said suddenly became a possibility! You can't imagine the fear in our bellies as we suddenly pictured Putin, healthy, muscled like a young Arnold Schwarzenegger, killing Americans by the hundreds before we both shouted out, together, "OK, we have one! But how can we trust you to not be Russian spies or worse wanting to do the very thing you just made us think about!? "We just showed you our credentials! Look, if we were the bad guys, we would just break into your house, shoot you, take the box and close the door making up some story about it being a burglary or murder suicide. We are the good guys and want to keep this out of the hands of the bad guys...so what's it going to take to get this machine from you?" responded Mr. White while Mr. Black looked on shaking his head and finished with, "Mr. Hook, we know you swapped bodies and made yourselves younger and more fit. You may have done other things too, like health, slowing aging, upgrading healing or augmented strength or agility. We don't care about that for you...we care about 'Mr. Inside Terrorist' doing it and us regular guys not being able to handle it, so can we have the machine please?" All while looking directly at me! "OK. We can give you the machine, but what do we get for it?" I responded shakily, while Janet/Kevin looked at me in surprise and then back at the two Men in Black. "Well, we can give you some cash, immunities, a fresh start in Witness protection if you need it..." Said Mr. White. "How about you make it ten million dollars, not paying taxes going forward, and a secret service guy for the next ten years to protect us from you doing just what you said the 'bad guys' would do?" said Kevin/Janet in that impressive masculine voice of authority I used to use on people. "Let us take that up with our superiors and get back to you? In the meantime, where is the machine?" asked Mr. Black. "The machine is in storage, so it is not messed with, and you get it when we get our payout!" responded Kevin as he showed them the door. The two MiB's left, and we both looked at each other, opened our mouths to speak at the same time, then Kevin let me go first with, "Augmented strength and Agility!? I just made us smarter to remove any potential dementia, cleaned up any disease and cancers and then made us resistant to them...I could have made us superheroes!?!? To the machine Batman!" I said excitedly. We headed to the machine and Kevin pulled up the picture of himself and was able to increase his overall strength and agility by 10% without any real increase in mass, but the striation of his muscles improved to looking kind of like Hugh Jackman as wolverine! When he stepped out of the machine, all naked, I dropped my eyes almost immediately to his manhood, to ensure it was still impressively large. I felt like such a slut as I licked my lips in appreciation of that wonderful love tool! I set up the machine to give me strength and agility like SpiderGwen, then on impulse, I wondered if it could give me wall crawling and an ability to excrete webbing from my wrist like in the Tobey Maquire Spiderman before stepping into the machine. When I came out naked, it thrilled me to see Kevin giving me the 'once over'! Needless to say, we headed to the bedroom to 'try out' our new skills. His ability to lift me seemed effortless, while my ability to twist and bend was almost obscene, but I have to say that webbing his hands and legs to the bed so I could mount him had to be the best as the look on his face was comical when I first did it! Two days later, as we were discussing that the MiB's would most likely be returning sooner rather than later, maybe we remove the webbing and give us 'Mystique-like' shape changing abilities and a few other extras. Sadly, just minutes after we made this change, there was a knock at the door, so we had to quickly dress and greet Mr. Black and Mr. White at the door, wearing the same suits and dark sunglasses as last time! Once they were inside, they gave us a government check and a sealed document by the president that stated we paid no taxes but would have to include this yearly with a 1099 showing we owed zero or received zero returns. I took them to the spare room, where I made the payments renewable for 10 years, monthly, made the machine accessible to the two men, then collapsed it and showed them how to open it back up. Once they took possession of the box, both men put on their sunglasses as they got to the door, turned with some silver wand in hand. I had just enough time to say, 'no flashy thingy' before we were hit with the nuerolizer and programmed to forget the machine, the MiB's, and that we had used the MAU to change our appearances. We were just a lucky couple that had won 10 million in the lotto and to live out our lives as normal. Once they left, we both looked at each other and I said to Kevin, "So maybe NOT so paranoid now am I? I TOLD you they would nuerolize us after giving them the machine! I am just surprised they did not take the money but did take the tax-free status form away! Making our eyes have an instant sub eyelid like some animals to prevent light shock saved us for sure!" We ended up cashing the check and were both actually surprised that it ended up being good. The next few years were spent in sexual bliss as we were now able to use our 'Mystique'-like abilities to morph into whatever other person or look we wanted.