Date: Mon, 20 May 2019 07:06:52 -0700 From: ROBERT J ROMERO Subject: The Adventures Of Superhumorman Superhumorman sitting in his chair, "Honey? Which stories do you prefer, the super erotic ebook ones or the more G rated ones like Gay Romantic Novel or the one called #FindingRobert? I like the gay erotic fantasies myself." "Which ever you prefer" said Robert sitting by his side doing some books. "I like the one's where I'm molesting your photos back on my home planet. You know, those 3D holograms of your pantyhose pics? Remember those?" "I remember 'em" said Robert scratching his own seductive pantyhose legs while trying to concentrate. "You haven't changed a bit honey bunny, you're as sexy as the first moment I saw you. C'mere and give me a kiss." "You c'mere" Robert insisted. "No, you c'mere with those sexy legs, & give your man a kiss!" Robert looked up and sighed. How did he ever hook up with a 6'10" tall musclemen from outer space? Oh, now he remembers. He was going to give that superhero statue some head when the cop came along to bust him, and that's when Superhumorman popped out of nowhere to break it up, and then put the make on him afterwards in the forest, and then the showers. It's all coming back to him. How he moved in with him under false pretenses and told him he was from NY when he really was from another planet. Then he kidnaps him to take him on a long space journey to another galaxy and makes him an honorary guest in a mall planet. Yea. It all happened so fast, and now wherever he goes this big lug wants to go further to keep an eye on him. Sigh. Things could be worse. But what could be worse than being surrounded by robot maids in the incredible adventures of #Superhumorman. Oh well, here comes that kiss as he puts down those books and makes himself comfortable on his man's lap. That huge big neck of his, that handsome face, that vicious smile from ear to ear, those lovely black locks with that gracious grey super hero curl. "Here's a kiss for you baby." And they cuddled and gave each other a kiss while Superhumorman dropped the newspaper he's been reading. "Rrrrrrr!" said Superhumorman. "I mean wow, wow, wowee! Let's go to bed?" Robert nodded. "But don't you think it's a little bit early at 10:30 in the morning? We just got upprev?" "Well, let's do it on the couch" Superhumorman suggested. "Only if you take me there" Robert replied. "How bout we do it right here?" Superhumorman said while feeling his legs. Touching his man in short shorts wearing pantyhose for men underneath that lean lanky young body of his. "Rrrr!" Said Robert. "I'm being molested again." Short preview story by Robert J Romero.