This Strange World Needs A Kicking! Ch. 42
By Laura S. Fox
Copyright © 2022 Laura S. Fox
All Rights Reserved
Gay Romance
Intended for Mature Audiences Only
This story will contain graphic depictions of sexual intercourse, strong
language and it is not meant for readers who are less than 18 years of age.
Consider making a donation to Nifty by clicking the little blue button
on the front page, as they help us all enjoy so many great stories, while
aiding authors like me to display their work.
Chapter Forty-Two Are
You Proposing?
Sebastian waited with
bated breath. He could tell something was happening, as some commotion could be
heard after Kai's whispered apology that he was in the middle of math class.
But nothing prepared him to listen to a voice he had heard over the phone
before just like that.
"Sebastian?" Milo
breathed out. "Is this really you?"
"Isn't this Kai's phone?"
Sebastian asked. He had just wanted to check if the visitor's device could be
used to contact the other world.
"Is this what you want to
ask me?" Milo's voice broke, and its owner seemed to be performing some kind of
physical activity.
"Why do you sound so
breathlessly?" Sebastian asked another inane question.
"We're on the run from
Mrs. Marwin. She'll have our heads for this, but it's
not important. Sebastian, where are you?"
"I'm sitting on my
throne," Sebastian replied. Why did he sound like he only had half a brain all
of a sudden?
"For real? In Ifigia? And how come you have a phone?" Milo continued.
"One of your people is
here," Sebastian explained. "He somehow found his way here, to the castle."
"Awesome!" Milo
explained. "Put that guy on the phone. I need to ask him something."
Sebastian offered the
visitor his phone back, not without reluctance. The young man took it, and
after a few short ah's and oh's, he began to explain
something rapidly. When he realized what was going on, it was too late. He had
only wanted to hear Kai Martin and learn that he and Pepin were safe, and now
things were getting out of hand. "Give me the phone back," he ordered, but the
young man ignored him, putting a hand over his free ear and daring to turn his
back while he continued his conversation with Milo.
Sebastian took one step
and grabbed the phone.
"Hey," the visitor
protested. "I was in the middle of--"
Sebastian put one hand
up. "Silence!" he ordered. "Milo, listen--" The line was dead. Sebastian
groaned as he stared at the screen shutting down.
"Um, sorry about that. I
should have charged the phone before heading here," the visitor said. "My older
sister is actually to blame because she grabbed my charger because she couldn't
find hers--"
Sebastian plopped down on
the throne. "I don't want to hear another word."
One of the guards took a
step forward. "Should we throw the spy in the dungeons, Your Majesty?"
"The dungeons?" the young
man squealed. "For not having my phone charged?"
"No," Sebastian said
sharply and dismissed the guards with a wave of the hand. "He's our guest." A
maid approached him quickly at a sign he made. "Prepare a room."
"Thank you, Your
Majesty," the young man said in relief. "I'm a bit hungry actually, but really,
is there not a single electric outlet in this huge place? Right, there's no
electricity," he concluded for himself, after a pointed glance at the candle
lights lining the walls.
"Your needs will be
fulfilled," Sebastian said. "But, first, you will have to tell me how you
traveled here."
***
"Hello? Hello?" Milo
insisted in a more and more impatient voice. "Ah, damn it, there's no answer."
Kai couldn't breathe
anymore. Running after Milo like that was two steps from passing out. He took
the phone from Milo's hand, stopped to inhale air into his lungs, and then
called the number. The robotic voice announcing to him that the number couldn't
be reached made him growl in frustration. "Did you manage to get enough info
from that guy?"
They were behind the
school, and if they climbed the fence, they would soon find themselves on the
side of freedom.
"I did," Milo confirmed.
"It shouldn't be far from where we were last night. We need to get there. Why
isn't the guy's phone working anymore? Do you think something happened to
Sebastian?"
Kai shook his head. His
lungs were burning. "More like the guy's battery went dead," he explained what
he thought to be a more likely option. "Let's go."
Milo put his hand on his
shoulder. "Are you sure you can continue?"
"It's for my best friend.
And isekai," Kai added. "Sure thing I can. Just give
me a minute."
"There they are!"
They both turned at the
sound of the shouting voices. Their math teacher must have summoned the school
guard to capture the truants.
Milo took a step toward
the wall. "Kai, let's go."
Kai stared at the school
guard rushing toward him while holding his belly with one hand. That was, most
probably, the most excitement the guy had seen in all his career. "Just go,
man. I'll hold them."
"What? This isn't some
action movie--"
"Milo, my dude, just go!"
Kai said. He couldn't run anymore, so he was like one of those herd animals who
were too old or injured to keep up with the rest. "Don't let my sacrifice be in
vain!"
Milo nodded solemnly and
rushed toward the fence. The guard got a hold of Kai. "Got you, kid."
"Totally," Kai said. "Now
I'm ready for some more math. Don't bother with my friend, though. He needs
counseling," he said the first thing that came to his mind.
"What for?" Mrs. Marwin had managed to be there, somehow, too, and she
looked pissed.
"For being traumatized by
math," Kai replied airily. "Yeah, he's got a serious case of PTSD after the
last test."
***
Sebastian questioned his
guest at large about how he came to be there while servants and maids got busy
around, placing and removing plates in a flurry of activity.
"Wow, you have such
amazing food here," the visitor commented as he helped himself to another
serving.
"Do you really mean that
you just walked through the forest and ended up here?" Sebastian asked. He
couldn't swallow a bite, that nervous he felt. If that was true, it only meant
that there was a road somewhere between him and Milo. But was that really what
he wanted? For Milo to see him perishing away?
It surely didn't feel
like there was still something wrong with him ever since this stranger had
walked into the castle. More like being dragged there by dutiful guards, but
aspects were not at all critical at this point. Sebastian felt the wound in his
chest to verify if it was still there. Nothing had changed, except for the
trembling excitement he kept on experiencing at the thought that he would be
able to see Milo again.
"I'm telling you, man,
ever since we've heard about the Blue Castle, we've all been up and about. I'm
so lucky to be the first to find it," the visitor said and groaned in pleasure
as he took a bite from a tiny drumstick. "What is this called?"
"I don't really know,"
Sebastian said brusquely. "And do you happen to know Kai and Milo?"
"And Tani,"
the young man confirmed. "Only from the forums, though. I mean, others have met
them while they searched for the Blue Castle last night. And is this an entire
world? Are there dragons, for real?"
"Yes, for real."
Sebastian had no idea what to make of the whole thing. Couldn't it be that the
fabric separating the worlds had been ripped apart somehow? Could that have
happened because of all that back and forth Kai Martin seemed capable of?
"So, rumor in the streets
says," the visitor gestured with his drumstick, "that you and Kai got
body-swapped."
"Yes," Sebastian
confirmed.
"So cool! That's how you
know how to use a smartphone. But wasn't it a big shock? How did you survive?"
"Quite easily," Sebastian
replied. "Now, if you'll excuse me. Someone will see you to your room."
He needed to see
everything with his own eyes. If that had happened, dangers could lurk at every
corner. Who knew what would happen with the worlds no longer being separated?
***
He grabbed Thunder's
reins and a sudden pain flared in his chest. Was he that weak that he couldn't
even properly ride a horse? Thunder neighed and pulled away from him. "Today's
not the day, Thunder," he warned.
He could choose another
horse, but none was as fast as Thunder. He managed to pull the young stallion
outside, all the while grunting and cursing under his breath. "Why are you so
stubborn?"
A flapping of wings
behind him made him turn in bewilderment. Was this day going to hell faster
than he thought possible? There, in front of him, was a dragon, but there were
no cries of distress from the people around the castle, as there should have
been.
Sebastian reached for his
sword and cursed when he realized he didn't have it, as he never wore it when
dealing with his subjects' problems in the throne room. He must have been too
much in a rush to realize that he was leaving without it.
"Your Majesty, I'm a
friend of Kai," the dragon said. "That makes you a friend, too. If you need me
to take you somewhere, please, climb on my back."
"But I've hunted your
kind--" Sebastian started.
"Which you won't do again,
will you?" the dragon asked in a playful tone.
"Was that a joke?"
Sebastian mumbled.
"Half of it. Just tell me
where you need to be, young prince," the dragon urged him in her pleasant
voice.
He hesitated only for a
moment. Thunder had taken advantage of his lack of attention and was happily
grazing at a reasonable distance from him. Trying to get him to heel would be a
pain and a waste of time, and that wasn't something he had at his disposal.
***
He scouted the crowns of
the trees with keen eyes. A clearing appeared below his feet, and then he saw
something moving or, better said, someone. The black clothes stood out, even
from that height. "There, can you put me down there?" Sebastian asked the
dragon.
"Of course, Your Majesty."
The running person
stopped and looked above. Sebastian held one hand over his heart as he
descended. He was barely down when Milo rushed to him and toppled him in the
blink of an eye. The air moved by the dragon soaring into the air and leaving
them there ruffled Milo's hair, making it play wildly around his head, and
Sebastian just kept staring. "Are you really here?" he asked the dumbest thing
he could ask.
Milo laughed and kissed
him shortly. "I am. As soon as I heard you, I knew I had to ditch math class
and rush here."
"Mrs. Marwin
might not be too happy with you right now," Sebastian pointed out.
"And I'm willing to live
with it," Milo promised solemnly. "Now, Kai tells me you're still ill, and that
your aunt, a fire goddess are you kidding me, man? says that I'm the cure
or something. So, here I am. How should we start?"
Sebastian stilled. In all
that excitement, he had forgotten the most important thing,
that he was not supposed to pull Milo from his world only to have him
deal with something that was beyond his power.
"My aunt tends to be
overly dramatic," he said. "I will get well in due time. There's no need for
you here," he added.
Milo stared at him for
one moment like he couldn't believe his ears. "Right," he said slowly. "Because
magical wounds disappear through magic."
"Yes, just like that,"
Sebastian replied. "I'm telling you, you should see about your math classes and
graduation, not rush here to--"
Milo stopped him with
another kiss. "You know," he said as he pulled away, leaving Sebastian
breathless but not because of pain like before, but of an overwhelming feeling
growing inside his chest, "I kept on wondering who I was in love with, after
all that body-swap mess-up. And I know the answer now."
"You do?" Sebastian
whispered.
"Yeah. Kai is just
stubborn in different ways. When you get like this, I know I need to put my all
behind it if I'm to make you mine."
"Make me... yours?"
Sebastian mumbled. "But if it's only for the wound, I'm telling you that I'm
fine--"
Milo nodded like he was
just paying half attention and pushed Sebastian's shirt high. "Ugh, man, that
doesn't look fine at all."
"Milo, what are you
doing?" Sebastian tried to cover his chest.
"I'm assessing the
situation because you're too big a liar; that's what I'm doing," Milo replied,
completely unfazed. It looked like Sebastian couldn't quickly push Milo away in
the present situation, and the young man was holding him between his thighs and
pressing him down.
"Milo," Sebastian said in
a pained voice, "I don't want you to see me like this."
"Why?" Milo stopped. "Do
you think I'd be grossed out by magical wounds and all that?"
"I hope not," Sebastian
replied, alarmed. He shook his head when he realized that Milo was just pulling
his leg. "It's just that you belong to your world, with math teachers, and
video games, and basketball."
Milo scrunched up his
nose. "I like math, but I'm not crazy about it, I don't really play a lot of
video games, and basketball can wait while I'm dealing with you."
"But you have graduation
knocking on your door," Sebastian argued. "It's the most important quest for
people your age."
"You sound just like my
parents. I mean, the first part, not the one with the quest. Right now, the
most important quest for me is to make you well, and I'll do it."
He should have known
better than to argue with such a determined young man. Milo pushed himself to
his feet and then offered Sebastian his hand.
"Milo," Sebastian
insisted, but his arguments were losing ground under the other's loving gaze.
"All right, I'll take you to the castle, but if things don't change or change
for the worst--"
"Just shut up already,"
Milo said with a theatrical groan. "Now, can you walk, or should I carry you on
my back?"
"I don't think you can
carry me," Sebastian pointed out.
"Try me."
Small laughter from not
so far interrupted their arguing. It looked like the female dragon hadn't flown
too far. "If you two are ready to go back, I'm right here," she offered.
"Ah, that's so cool,"
Milo said slyly. "Don't think I'm completely selfless in all this." He nudged
Sebastian in the ribs, making him wince. "How many guys in my world can brag
that they have a boyfriend who rides a dragon?"
Sebastian shook his head
but laughed, too. The pain in his chest flared again, warning him. Milo hurried
by his side and wrapped one arm around his waist. "I'm here, and I'm not
letting you die, okay?"
"Okay," Sebastian agreed,
the tiredness from before returning in full force.
***
When he opened his eyes,
he was in his bed, and the first thing he saw was the ceiling. Sebastian tried
to move and realized that someone was embracing him fiercely. The warmth was
spreading from the body beside his, seeping into his
bones, soothing all the pain away.
"Hey, Seb,
you awake?" Milo asked sleepily.
"Yes, but I need a glass
of water."
"Just stay here. I'm
going to get it for you."
Sebastian didn't protest.
Not in his wildest dreams, he could have imagined having Milo right there, with
him, playing a servant's role like it was nothing. Milo was back with the glass
of water and handed it to him carefully. He even helped Sebastian straighten up
and fluffed the pillow so that he could sit upright and drink without fear of
choking.
"Is it evening already?"
he asked.
"Night, even."
"How come they let you
here, with me?" he asked.
"They? Only your mom was
against it, but for like one second. Luna and Fiana
were all over her, and she fell silent. Luna pushed me in here with you and
told me to keep you warm. How do you feel?"
"Quite good. I don't
think I've felt so good in ages."
Milo kissed his forehead
and took the glass away from him. "Um, Seb, I don't
really know how this healing stuff is supposed to work, but your aunt said some
things that made my ears so red they started to hurt."
"What things?" Sebastian
asked.
Milo groaned and bought
some time by crossing the room to place the empty glass back on the table. "Do
you really want me to repeat them? They were a bit too descriptive to be said
by a grownup woman to a guy my age."
"My aunt can be a
handful, I know. And she has a bit of a loose tongue, which is exactly where Galien got it from, too. Look, if Fiana
was too forward, I apologize for her. My family--"
"is pretty awesome,"
Milo said. "I mean, I have an ice goddess as a mother-in-law. Just how awesome
is that?"
"Mother-in-law?"
Sebastian said slowly.
"Ah, sorry, sorry, it's
just a way of saying," Milo hurried to interrupt him. He climbed on the bed and
took Sebastian in his arms again. "Just so you know," he whispered in
Sebastian's ear, "if you feel something poking you in the side, it's nothing.
And I'm not really thinking of following your aunt's advice. Unless, you know,
you want me to."
Sebastian turned toward
Milo and pressed his lips against the soft ones, opening right away to let him
in. "I think you should do everything you want."
"For real?" Milo
whispered against his lips. "I might want to do things that are not exactly
advisable when one of the two people involved is injured. At least, in my
world, this kind of thing would be a no-no."
"We're not in your world,
are we?" Sebastian asked softly.
"Guess not," Milo said
with what seemed like relief in his voice. "Do you mean it's all right if we...
you know?"
"Yes, it's all right,"
Sebastian confirmed. Just having Milo so close by his side was enough to ignite
the familiar fire in his veins, and if that wasn't a sign that he was still
alive, he didn't know what that could be.
Milo maneuvered him
slowly on his back, and his kisses increased in intensity. "You know, I still
cannot wrap my head around how I'm with an older dude."
"I'm only a few years
older than you. Is it too much in your world?" Sebastian asked, his heart in
his throat.
"No, not at all. Age
difference is not that big a deal, unless it's a generation or more. For some
people, it's even a kink. Ah, what am I saying?"
"Is it a kink for you?"
Sebastian asked. "Or do you find my body disgusting?"
Milo snorted and laughed.
"You mean," he said playfully, "do I find these
washboard abs disgusting?"
Sebastian sucked in a
breath as Milo let one hand wander over his abdomen. It could be that, because
he hadn't indulged in such pleasures for a while now, he was overly sensitive
everywhere.
"Or these perky things?"
Milo continued to taunt him as he played with Sebastian's nipples, drawing a
soft, shameless moan out of him. Then, he snuck a hand underneath and grabbed
Sebastian's ass. "Or this butt of which they sing songs in this world?"
Only then, Sebastian
realized that he was completely naked. And that Milo was just as naked, too.
***
"Kai, is really not a
single day that you're not doing something to take years off my life?" his mom
exploded.
Milo's parents were
there, too, and they wanted to know why, at ten o'clock in the evening, their
son was yet not home, and that after disappearing previously for four whole
days without saying a word or phoning them so that they didn't worry. The thing
was, Milo had left in such a hurry that he had left everything behind, his
textbooks, his backpack, and even his phone. Kai had taken them after classes,
and they were now stashed in his room.
"I can explain
everything," Kai said and put his hands up to keep the adults from making his
ears bleed from all that shouting.
Pepin moved around
quietly, placing hot chocolate and cookies on the table.
"Pepin, please, that's
enough," Kai's mom said in a tired voice. "I will not send you away from here
if that's what you're afraid of."
"Why would Pepin be
afraid..." Kai's words trailed off.
Pepin looked away
guiltily. "I must earn my keep. I cannot stay here and do nothing, while your
mother--"
"What did you tell him?"
Kai asked his mother.
"Nothing of the kind, I
assure you. This child has done more in a day for this household than you and Tani combined in ten years," she replied. She turned toward
Milo's parents. "Can you believe that I found all the laundry done, ironed, and
put in all the correct places when I got back from work today? Not to mention a
full-course meal, and even," she pointed at the table, "dessert."
Milo's mom took a sip of
hot chocolate. "I believe it because you say it. Also, this is simply
delicious, Pepin."
Kai examined everyone as
they also grabbed some cookies and munched on them while praising Pepin's
cooking. Clearly, the former servant had nothing to worry about; he made
himself liked and appreciated regardless of world and time.
"Still, it is you I have
a beef with," his mom turned toward him. "Where is Milo? Can't you see his
parents are worried?"
"I'm sure Milo is
perfectly fine," he said. "He must be spending the night in Ifigia--"
Oops, what the hell was
he saying?
"Ifigia?"
Milo's mom asked. "Is that some new club? Are they doing drugs in there?"
Ah, damn, how the hell
was he going to dig himself out? Kai rubbed his head, forcing the melon to
think for a change.
"Ifigia
is a kingdom over which Prince Sebastian rules," Pepin began speaking. Kai stared
at him, gaped like a fish, and stretched one arm toward him in slow motion like
in movies when the characters know that they cannot stop something, even though
it's like a life-or-death kind of thing.
"A kingdom? But Milo left
his passport at home," Milo's dad pointed out. "How did he get there? And I
suppose the plane ticket is expensive."
Pepin opened his mouth,
but Kai promptly silenced him by simply blocking any words that might come out
of there with one hand.
The door to the kitchen
flew open, and Tani burst in. Kai looked in horror at
the tiny troublemaker. His sister had his eyes all shiny and a little puffy.
What the hell had she been doing? And why wasn't she sleeping already? "Ifigia is a fantastic world, and Prince Sebastian is an ice
prince!" she shouted. "And Milo's in love with him!"
"Tani!"
Kai yelled at the same time as their mom.
"You cannot silence me
anymore," Tani declared. "Did Pepin make cookies? And
you weren't going to give me any?"
Pepin took Kai's hand
away from his mouth. "I put some away for you," he said.
Tani
rushed to him and embraced him, pushing Kai away as showily as she could. Then
she looked up at Pepin with loving eyes. "You're the best brother-in-law that a
girl like me could have."
"Brother-in-law?" Milo's
mom asked. "Is Kai getting married?"
"These kids are taking me
to an early grave, I swear," their mom said with a sigh. "Apparently, my
firstborn got himself a boyfriend from France." She pointed at Pepin, and
Milo's parents let out a slight sound of surprised admiration. "Online, as
everything happens these days, according to the same son of mine. Of course,
they're very young and very foolish, so they should postpone any rash decisions
until they're older, but I wouldn't mind a responsible son-in-law like Pepin."
"Do you really mean it,
Mrs. Martin?" Pepin said and pressed his hands over his chest, looking at her
with eyes full of hope.
"If Kai doesn't do
something stupid," she said while throwing Kai a pointed look, "soon you'll
have to start calling me `mom'."
Kai let his jaw drop and
put it back promptly. "For real, mom? You're letting me marry Pepin?"
"Let's not hurry," his
mom warned. "And Tani, what is all this craziness
about... an ice prince?"
Pepin sighed. "Kai, I
apologize, but I cannot keep lying to your mother. I'm not from France." All
eyes in the room were on him. "I'm from Ifigia, and
Prince Sebastian used to be my master until only a little while ago."
TBC
If you want to
support me and read a bunch of extras I've created for my other stories, this
is the place:
https://www.patreon.com/laurasfox