Archive-name: toaster-poem erotic toaster poem by jeff vogel in masturbatory glee the other night i put my penis in everything in sight banana peels were fun but to my dismay in the disk drive my cock would just not stay drains were good the keyhole better and the ice tray kept getting wetter and wetter and not to seem and awful boaster but then i had sex with the toaster down went the plunger and in went my meat it felt really groovy when i turned up the heat i thrust even deeper and pressed my attack i pushed in a bagel for a post-coital snack but in case you think this poem is to amuse as my toes started curling well, out blew a fuse the shock singed my penis and forced out my breath i write this while i pray for sweet and kind death the end - Jeff Vogel Copyright 1993 All rights reserved. No public readings of this poem permitted, without prior written permission of the poet. BTW, GE toasters have great springs.