Date: Sat, 11 Sep 2021 10:00:32 -0700 From: Odd Balls Subject: Work Trickster - Part 2 PART 2 DAY OF THE CONFERENCE MEETING The handful of executive members file in as per usual. I greet them by the door as they shake my hand, nod, or ignore me. I don't have a lot of `prestige' like all these folks, but I don't care. My penis is just excited to get on with the show. The people arrive at their seats around the large circle-shaped desk and chat amongst themselves as we wait for the boss. "Good morning everyone." Comes Mr Benson's voice as he enters from a door from the front of the room. Everyone turns and falls dead silent as they look at him. I just grin and giggle as I see that the Oculus Orb has done its work. "Great to see all of you made it." Mr Benson puts his hands on his bare hips as he smiles at them. Everyone sits dumbstruck as they see Mr Benson completely NAKED. His physique is nice and soft with a fair bush on his crotch and a 2-inch soft penis nestled comfortably on his balls. "So last time... Uh, Cole?" He points out, "What are you still doing here?" "Hm? Oh yeah, sorry." I reach into my pocket and take out the See-Me-Knot and tie it around my wrist. "You were saying?" Mr Benson looks at me before he blinks and gestures his hand as his perception of me vanishes "Never mind. So!" He claps his hands together and rubs his palms. "Let's get started. Last time we-" "Uhhh, Thomas?" Says one of the executives. "Yes?" "Um... You're naked." "Good question, we'll get to that in a minute." Mr Benson grins as his mind completely disregards the notion "So, at our last conference, we went over the-" "Thomas, seriously." Says another big-wig. "We're looking right at your penis right now!" "Look." At this time, Mr Benson reaches down and starts to play with himself. The other members gasp and scoff as his fingers wiggle and wag is small pecker around and tosses it about "If all of you are going to keep disrupting the meeting, this is only going to take longer." "Thomas! You're-" "Hey, hey!" Mr Benson holds up his hand "Do NOT interrupt." He tells them before his hand masturbates himself more. "Hoohhh... Awwwyah... Mmmmhh." A couple of the people snicker as they see him diddle his small cock, including me. I already unzip my pants and start stroking my dick. He rolls his hips and plays with himself until he gets himself hard -- at a grand stand of 3 whole inches. "Hahaha, you're the man, `Boss-Boy'!" I yell out, to no one's reaction. But Mr Benson blinked a bit as the post-hypnotic trigger took effect. "Anyway. Last week, we talked about about the inclinations of profit margins via repackaging and editing up the overall design of our products. I jizz in my pants every time a lady grabs my butt." Mr Benson says casually. A few people scoff and stare at him in shock. He takes the small remote for the overhead projector and turns on the powerpoint and illuminate the screen behind him. "This week, we're going to talk about..." He clicks the remote and shows the first slide of the presentation, showing several figures and annotations of the company's details "Branching out to different locale in several different states. My doctor likes to play with my balls like a cat with yarn." He adds with a shit eating grin. "And yes, he makes me cough every time, hahahah." I bite my lip as I already start to edge myself as I watch my boss talk about both actual business topics while also stating random sexual secrets about himself; per the trigger. I stop jerking off to let my dick rest and continue to watch the show. "Hey `Boss-Boy', keep going with the presentation!" "Moving on, there's the issue of trimming the fat around the company budget. Me have a teeny-weeny" He says the last part as he jiggles his flaccid cock again. "Recently we've had to let go of a lot of employees, mainly newer hires and the ones who have been mathematically rooted out by legitimate statistics." "And..." A dumbstruck colleague says "What percentage does that provide overall?" "Good question. By my calculations, we should be making almost twice this fiscal year. Which brings me to my next topic." He clicks the remote again. And I am very glad to see the next slide is a picture of Mr Benson kissing a pink mega sized dildo with his arm wrapped around a bikini girl with the words [THRISTY DIRTY BASTARD] in the background. "Me, so horny." He says as with that same charismatic smile he always wears around his colleagues. "Mr Benson!" Says an older member of the board "This is highly inappropriate! Get out immediately and get some clothes on this instant!" As per post-hypnotic trigger, my boss then starts to pinch and pulls his nipples as him a glare "Tony? Need I remind you. I'm the Barbie Girl here, horny in a Barbie world." The guests cannot believe their eyes and ears as the new large and in charge boss cups his own chest and milks his teats "Now if one of you interrupts me again, I WILL sit on your lap and beg for a spanking." Mildly irked and frustrated, Mr Benson stops yanking his nipples and clicks for the next slide, showing a handful of penis sizes and centered around a close-up picture of his own manhood. "Now, the average penis is roughly between 5-inches to 7-inches." He explains, "MY cock, however, is an adorable 2 and a half inches soft. Back in college, I used to don the nickname `Shrinky-dink' because in the showers, my peepee would shrink over half my flaccid size." "Pfff..." I scoff and masturbate as I watch my nude superior go into detail. I am loving the hell out of this. "So um... Hahahah..." Snickers another co-worker "How big do you get... Erect?" Mr Benson nods and snaps his finger point at the inquirer "Great question. As you can see" He props up his crotch and tickles his pecker from the side, "I am already sporting a chubby, but if I really get into it" His hand then starts to jerk himself off and pumps his hand rigorously. They gasp and avert their eyes as he works up his hard-on for a minute before relenting "Aaaaaaand... There... We... Go." He says before he grins proudly and holds his hips, "A whopping 3 inches!" He announces with gusto as he wags his hips to swing his balls and waggle his short dong. "I am neither a grower nor a shower!" "Hahahaha, really not impressive sir..." Says a colleague. "I beg to differ." Mr Benson debates as he clicks the next slide. The executives gasp and jumble a bit as we see a picture of a hard and nude Mr Benson next to a hung black porn star who happens to be a friend of mine, and they're wearing Spatain gear "Back in Ancient Greece, small dicks used to be the top brass around! See how massive this man's member is?" He points at the huge log between the stud's thighs "He would NOT get much done with that. As opposed to THIS?" He gestures both hands next to his semi-soft penis as he thrusts his pelvis up. "This was top quality meat back in the-" "SIR! ENOUGH!" Says another rambunctious and offended executive "This needs to stop NOW!" "Haahhhh. Right I warned you." Mr Benson sighs and walks around the board. They all stare as he struts around like this was a normal meeting before he gets to the offending member. "Okay, make room, make room..." He lies flat on his front onto the guy's lap as the man himself holds his arms up, shocked that his naked boss is now settling his belly on him. "... Go on." "Go on what??! Thomas!" "Spank me." Mr Benson arches his back and wiggles his round bubble butt. "WHAT?!" "I warned you." He tells him, "Next one to interrupt me has to spank me." He snaps his fingers and points his thumb at his rump "Let's go." "You HONESTLY expect me to do such a thing?!" "Hey if it helps, I slept with your exwife before you got divorced." Everyone's jaw -- including mine -- after we heard this. "You what?!" "Yeah. Back when I was an intern at this Easter party, me and Sharon hooked up while you were trying to kiss up to Franklin. Said she wasn't getting enough attention at home, and I had a little too much to-" SPAAANK! His ass suddenly feels a loud tackle of the man's hand. "OW! Okay, there we go" He nods and smiles as he wags his booty around. SPANK! "Woo yeah!" SPANK! "A-Ahh. Little hard there." SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! "Whoa damn, you're really getting me- AH!" He jerks and jumps and cringes as both his cheeks jiggle madly as they start to turn red "Oof, damn, you are not happy with me, hahahah" "YOU," SPANK! "SON OF A," SPANK! "BITCH!" SPANK SPANK SPANK! "Yeah, pound that dough! WOO! Party boy!" Mr Benson cheered as he takes the punishment. His eyes even glance at me as I jerk off openly at the corner of the room. I give him a thumbs up as he gives me a sort of salute with his fingers before he gets up. "Okaaay. Message received, I hope?" Mr Benson gets up when both of his asscheeks are red as apples. "Don't interrupt me while I'm giving a-" The coworker takes a shot at his scrotum and Mr Benson irks as he staggers off "Oof, hah hah, okay, take it easy there." He chuckles and wags a finger as he goes on up front. "So that brings us to our next topic..." He clicks the remote and the next slide [ME SO HORNY] "I am, without a doubt, a very bad boy." He chuckles "Like, sleeping with Henry's wife was just one night. Hahah" He chuckles. Everyone else lean in as they're suddenly interested. He clicked the next slide and it showed him sucking his thumb with a short dungaree on and modeling his thick-padded pelvis "Just last night, I got with this one guy who wanted to roleplay. Guess the theme! Hahahaha," He laughs as points at the furious coworker, "Didn't spank me as hard as YOU did though, hah hah hah." The members of the board just stare at his bizarre statement. Is he freaking high or something??! He's too coherent to be drunk! He clicks the next slide and showed us a picture of his face covered in cum with a dick on his face "And there's me. Suckin on my bother's cock. Ah hah" He clicks again and it zooms out to show it is indeed his older brother taking the selfie. A few coworkers gasp and mumble as he says this so casually "I know, right? Hey, he was MY boss at the time, and I had to blow my own bro twice a week before he finally tossed me a bone." Shit, this is hot. "Speaking of boning, next here is-" "Stop! Please!" Says another colleague, "Mr Benson, we've had enough!" "No, really, it gets to the good part." He clicks the next slide that shows him how a dominatrix was holding a regular marshmallow next to his small cock, and below one could see a bit of white fluff showing from his anus. "Like, just last month, this fine brutal vixen here shoved a whole bag of marshmallows up my-" "STOOOP!" Several executives shouted and protested. "Oy, alright, fine." Mr Benson holds his arms up and clicks the next slide, which shows the next order of business for the company. "Oh, looks like my queue." I grin to myself as I stop rubbing my member. At this time, I pull out my last magic tool -- a seemingly ordinary fleshlight -- basically what you'd expect to see; black plastic base, soft and squishy hole for one to fuck. "And now, folks." Mr Benson continues. I put the head of my cock onto the entrance of the fleshlight "As- Ooh..." He irks a bit, "As I was saying, I think we can increase proooooffff..." He hesitates as his eyes widen as I sink the fleshlight halfway down my member "iiitttt..." "Thomas?" Asks a coworker "Are you okay?" "Y-Yeah! I'm fiiiYIIINNE!" He his back arches a bit as he staggers a little. Behind his spank-pink buttcheeks, an invisible indent spreads in the middle of his asscrack. "Uh-oh" "What?" "Are you alright?" "Y-Yeah..." He gulps as his small dicklette perks up. In front of all his professional colleagues, he looks down as he sees his member stiffen as his rear becomes engorged. "Oh no." "Thomas, what is going on?" "N-Nothing to see here. Just uh, ah heh..." He frets and chuckles nervously. I smile as I slide the fleshlight right down to the base. "Let's get back toOOOoooooooOOOO!" His hands grab his knees as he arches his back. "Oh my God..." Out of view of everyone, his asshole is yawning open as he feels a large erect penis shove right inside him! Remember when I plucked out Mr Benson's hair? I had put it into the backend of the fleshlight -- called the Fleshlink. Whomever's DNA is inside of it, is connected to that person's ass and/or vagina. I never took Mr Benson for a bottom; though I never took him to be a bisexual hornball with a grabbag of kinks. "Mr Benson what do you think you're doing?!" Everyone doesn't know what to look at first -- the embarrassed look on his Mr Benson's face, his slutty posture, his wide legs, or his raging little soldier standing at full mast at his crotch. I move the fleshlight up and then bring it down "Oh!" Mr Benson jerks forward as an invisible thrust bumps into him. I slide the fleshlight up from my rod and then move it down, and again, stroking it nice and steady "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh" Mr Benson's body starts rocking and bouncing gently back and forth as if a ghost was gently mounting him. "Oooooofffuuuuuck" He moans, the profanity making some of the other members irk and stare more. "Thomas!" "Stop this right now! There is no one behind you!" "Fuck, it feels like somebody is..." He groans. I moan as I push the squishy toy up at an angle to hit Mr Benson's G-spot "OOOH!" He stands erect, and puts his hands on the small of his back and his cock squirts a clear arch of precum "Oh God! Ohhhhh!" "Do you realize what you're doing?!" "Oh my God..." "This is disgusting!" "I've had enough of this." "That's enough." My boss staggers forward and puts his hands on the table. He gulps as he looks at all the shocked faces of his peers. "Heh heh, I uh... I know I'm acting weird but uh..." He gasps as he feels the phantom penis inside him flex and stir his insides "Oh no here we go..." At this moment I start to really jackhammer the fleshlight onto my shaft. "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHHHH!" His body starts to bang forward hard and fast, imitating a harsh railing. "Ugghh! Stop! Please!" "I'm calling security, this is disturbing!" "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck" Mr Benson whines as my dick squishes very area of the fleshlight, and really making it wreck some sweet damage into his hole. His blushing and his drooling cock telling me he is loving every second of this. "Fuck, I'm gonna cum..." I moan as I pant and masturbate with my legs wide open. Mr Benson tries to walk it off, but he's still can't get more than a few steps without moaning like a slut. I jack off faster and faster as I work over the slippery and smooth pussy of the fleshlight and push my cock balls deep into the toy. "UGLK!" Mr Benson suddenly stands on his tippy toes and clutches the back of his head while his tiny penis shivers in his predicament. The members of the board stare as my nude boss stands rigid as his whole body tenses with the invisible rod in his rear. I work and twist the Fleshlink around my manhood before I push my head back and start to unload into it. "Ohhhhhh" I moan out as my cock spasms inside the mushy apparatus of the toy and my cum dribbles into my pubic hair. "A-AHH! Awwll!" At the same moment that I came, Mr Benson also suddenly bursts with his orgasm. His small cocklette shoots several ropes of white goo across the room, even landing a sploosh on one business partner, then on another colleague, and then streaking the mahogany of the desk before dribbling the floor below. The remainder of the executives that stayed just gap at him as he puts his hands back down on the desk and pants with lust. "Fuck..." Was all both he and I can say.