Date: Tue, 25 Apr 2017 17:14:20 -0400 From: Mia Subject: Big Shitty B-day. Gay urination Nifty is awesome! Please contribute generously and please post kinky, dirty, wild stories for everyone to enjoy and jack to! This story is fiction (my fantasy), please enjoy though it contains gay scat. Big Birthday nearing and I was beginning to feel that some of my wilder fantasies would never come true. Each day I was stressing that my raunchy side was something I would have to bury with my youth. After stressing for a few weeks I decided to take the ball and run with it. I would make my raunchy fantasy a reality before my next birthday. I encouraged my bf to be away on Friday evening. I placed an ad on craigslist and contacted some guys on the scat sites. It was tough, most guys that responded were eaters or bottoms. I insisted on curating several tops and a few vers guys. This was my fantasy list. I got home early and prepared the apt. As much furniture out of the living room as possible and everything covered in plastic and an old quilted moving blanket. A stack of towels. Lit candles. Low lighting (but not dark, I wanted to see the shit I was getting into). I got naked and retrieve a jock I had been pissing into and wiping my ass with daily. Just putting that on made me feel like a different guy. My raunch alter-ego. I had asked that my guests wait on the corner until they were all together and could come in as a group. I got several texts and finally they were assembled and ready to come in. One of the six text his apology and basically chickened out. I really only wanted four but I recruited six as I expected a couple would not show. Having five was just good luck! I was careful in my recruiting. As these guys came in I could see that they all looked as good as their pics. No one was overweight, no one was older than advertised and no one looked terrified. I had set out shot glasses and a bottle of tequila. One guy, who had indicated that he wanted to be called coach, took the lead and poured the shots and made a toast. Looking at me in the eye, Coach raised his shot and said, "SHIT" and we all drank. Coach started to strip and they all got naked or down to underwear. One of the guests brought a rim seat and set it up in the living room. At this point I was excited as hell and scared shitless. Coach ordered me under the chair and plopped his tight ass on my face. Coach told one of the other guys to time me. Each guy was going to be given five minutes of my rimming. Coach's ass was sweaty and moist and smelled like man. It was the perfect ass to start with as he really turned me on. It was so easy to get lost and in this ass. I really was digging in. While I have never eaten shit, I always dig for it with my tongue and savor any little pieces I can find. I was really digging and a tad disappointed that there was nothing. It seemed like I had just started when "time" was called. Coach got promptly up and appointed someone to take his place. While I had been eating ass the nerdiest looking guy had passed a joint and another had put some scat porn on the TV (he left the DVD behind, I guess he'll have to come back for it). The next guy was a short well muscled latin guy. His ass was hairy and smelled of an herbal soap. I hate soap taste but he only smelled of it the flavor was nice. I dug in and I quickly realized this guy had a lot of shit residue just inside his hole. I slowed, I was afraid if I got too crazy he would shit and that wasn't allowed (yet). While I was rimming away, the guys became pretty comfortable with each other. They talked about scat mostly and their likes and experiences. I wasn't totally concentrating on what was said and I couldn't tell who said what. But damn, it was a hot conversation. The one guy that seemed like me, not too experienced, was also the one that was open to the most. He said he really wanted to shit kiss someone and hoped to eat shit for the first time. Coach warned him that all first time eaters end up puking, that idea turned him on. Me too. The last guy to get rimmed came over but moved the rim chair and just squatted over my face. He aimed his hole right for my tongue. This guy was turteling! My tongue came in direct contact with turd. I lapped furiously. He grunted and said he couldn't hold back. He let out a little of the soft shit and it covered my lips. He scooted down and let his shit dump on my neck and chest. It was heavy. Mostly cream but some hard pieces too. As one of the pieces rolled off me, one of the guys quickly grabbed it and pressed it to his lips. Once the shitter was finished with his impressive dump, he moved back in place over my face and wiped his ass on my nose and stubble. The smell was pretty strong but I wasn't repulsed (yet). When he got off, Coach was ready with more shots. The shitter promptly left for the shower. Someone offered me the joint. I normally don't but I needed the courage. This bigger red haired guy walked over and straddled me. He looked down at my face as he grunted. His soft uncut cock dribbled a bit and then a long rope of shit emerged. He held eye contact as his shit snaked out finally plopping on my belly. He grunted again and this time a runnier shit came out. He had moved a bit and it landed on my cock. The guy that had eaten the nugget that rolled off me asked if he could stroke my cock. I nodded. As he reached for it Coach chuckled noticing that I was rock hard. The red haired guy said, "Hot. You guys have fun." And left to clean up and leave. That left Coach, the younger guy and the blonde guy jacking me off. The handsome blonde guy working the shit up and down my shaft rotated and got into a kind of 69 on top of me. His ass was right over my face. Coach kneeled next to me. He surprised me as he leaned in and gave me a kiss. He got a little shit on his face and it looked fucking hot. Coach then began to finger the blonde's hole (that was inches above my face). "Ooo" said coach as he withdrew his finger, "This hole is packed full." I smiled, everyone had been asked to come full or not come at all. Coach took his thickly coated digit and pressed it to my lips. I reluctantly opened. "Clean it good bitch." Said coach. I did. I also almost shot. This was fucking hot. Coach took two fingers now and placed them at the hole and inserted slowly. The hunky blonde responded with a nice moan. Coach pulled the two fingers out in a scoop shape. The scoop was full of shit. He brought it to my face. I stopped breathing as I didn't want to inhale. Coach stared at me then the shit. As he stared he took his fingers to his lips and sucked the shit off them. Then he leaned in and kissed me forcing the shit into my mouth. It was pretty soft shit so it began to dissolve immediately. It was incredibly sweet shit. I tried not to think about what was happening and just let it slide down my throat. Coach was working his fingers in the blonde's ass again. He broke our kiss and told the blonde to shit. He did. All over Coach's hand and onto my face and neck. Coach pushed his hand into the shit. The young guy came over and was face to face with me. Coach used his clean hand and grabbed the back of the young guys head pulling him into a threeway kiss. The blonde wasn't quite done and finished shitting on our faces. Then turned and laid full-on top of me. Finally all that great shit was squished between us. He wiggled around a little and was satisfied that he had smooshed it enough and gotten a good coating in the process. He sat back on his heels. The young guy bent down and started licking my shit covered torso. He was rock hard and into it like a shit obsessed mad --man. Coach got the rim seat again and placed it over my face. He instructed the young guy and blonde to lay at my sides. Then he instructed me to rim him more. I did. This time I could tell his shit had moved to where my tongue could touch it. Coach was grunting and encouraging me to "dig deeper-taste my shit-suck that shit out of me". I reamed, and reamed and finally felt his hole open. Almost immediately a firm turd pushed into my mouth. I opened and had a good two inches in my mouth. I know that isn't too impressive but it was huge for me. When the whole turd (about 5inches) was out I turned and the young guy started sucking on the 3 inches protruding from my lips. Another turd began to emerge from Coach and the Blonde licked the sides of the log as it came out. It pretty much landed on my cheek and fell to the side. The blonde picked it up and played with it as he rubbed it on his nipples and across his torso. One last push and softer shit oozed out. This time Coach caught it in his own hand. Finished he moved the rim seat and took his hand and pressed the shit into the young guys face. The blonde then moved and lit the joint that the young guy had abandoned. Coach told the young guy he was next. So he stood and aimed his ass at my face. He didn't really bend or couch he just pushed out and a syrupy thick dark brown liquid poured onto my face. I mean this was seriously runny shit. He stood completely straight and moved, pushed out again and let loose a bigger flood onto my stomach and cock. Then he took his cock in hand and started jacking off. Coach moved down to the runny mess at my ass. He used the shit from the guys to lubricate three fingers and inserted them in my hole. He went crazy on my hole and started digging shit out and telling me to push it out. As I did he pushed it into the blondes face and mouth. The blonde was reluctant at first then started to greedily suck it from Coaches fingers. At this point we were all a bit shit crazed. I pushed hard and about four pounds of soft shit dumped from my ass. Coach placed a huge gob into the blonde's mouth and then another handful onto the young guys cock. The young guy continued to jack. Soon we were all jacking off and playing in whatever shit we could grab. I was now covered knees to eyebrows. The young guy let out a loud grunt and dropped to his knees. He aimed his long thin cock at my face and I opened my mouth just in time to get hosed with a gusher of cum. I had never received so much cum from one dude. And, I swear, despite all the shit in my mouth it was the sweetest cum ever! Almost instantly the blonde began to pant and he too positioned himself to cum in my mouth. He and the young guy hastily retreated to the bathroom to shower each other. Coach leaned in and kissed me. I had drank most the cum but Coach got a good taste. Coach went back to my ass and worked more fingers into my hole. He started to shout at me to shit some more and jack my cock. He had one hand fucking my hole and one working his meaty cock. I sweat he was almost fisting me. It really hurt but I loved it too. With a grunt I squeezed out one final glob of shit which coach took to his face and smeared himself. He grunted, I grunted and we both came. We sat there panting for a few moments. As the other two guys were still showering, Coach lay next to me and we started making out. My hands started to play with the shit. Surprisingly it didn't take long and I was fully boned again. Coach snickered and he too was rock hard. He repositioned me and kneeled between my legs. With his hands under my thighs he lifted my ass off the floor and positioned my hole onto his stiff cock. With a hard thrust he rammed his cock into my dry shitty hole. Son of a bitch it hurt. He laughed and began a very slow fuck. The two clean guys poked their head in the room. They complained about the smell and laughed, said good bye and left. The young guy leaned in and handed Coach a lit joint. Coach slowed, toked and handed me the joint. We were both pleasantly buzzed and coach gave me the slowest fuck ever. At one point Coach spotted a big piece of shit near us and grabbed it. He put some in his mouth then spit it into my mouth. For never eating shit, I greedily caught that slurry and gulped it down. I swear he fucked me for a good half hour. I never got soft. He seemed to get harder and harder. Out of nowhere he got super aggressive. He slapped me super hard across the face. Called me a shit eating bitch. Pounded me super hard. Placed his hand on my throat and restricted my breathing. He yelled at me to jack off. He said, "I'm gonna cum soon and you better cum with me bitch." He let me breath but choked me again. I was beating like crazy. He was pounding. I heard him grunt. That was it, I blacked out. As I came too he was lapping cum off my belly and scooping his on his fingers. He brought his cum t my lips, "You have to eat my cum bitch." He smiled when I did. We hugged. Silently we began to clean the room then shower. Once clean he went to dress. I begged him to lay with me in bed for a while. We did. We kissed and slept. Sometime in the middle of the night he got up and grabbed my hand. He pulled me to the bathroom and forced me to the shower where he pissed on my face and body. I went to get up and he told me to stay. He went to the other room and came back with the rim seat that the blonde had left. He instructed me to lay on the floor and he sat. He wanted his ass rimmed. I rimmed for a while and his hole opened. He splattered out some shit in a wet fart. He got up and went back to bed. I showered again. In the morning we relived the piss shower and rimming. This time he shit more on my face. As I was rimming we both were jacking off. As his shit flowed he came. Just as he was getting off me my boyfriend had come home and saw me on the floor with the small amount of shit smeared on my face. He smiled and walked away. As he went into the kitchen he said, "I'll put these flowers in water. Happy Birthday pig." He looked at Coach and said, "Does your friend want to stay and watch me give you your birthday fuck? Or is he gonna fuck you while I jack off?" I was humiliated and, yup, hard again. .... So what I didn't know was that my boyfriend was well aware something was up. He planted cameras in the bedroom and living room. From his laptop he watched the whole thing. He made a recording and posted it on a popular vid site that has a scat category. My face and Coaches are clearly visible-no one else. Coach was cool with this. My bf is still not into scat but he enjoyed watching because you can't smell through video! Since though he has fucked me dirty several times. He also bought a rim seat and lets me lick his hole before he goes and shits.